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00:00:23Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
00:00:34Watch your ass.
00:00:40Definitely tell a man presence here.
00:00:42Not a lot, but they're here.
00:00:44Over.
00:00:45If you see Ben Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss.
00:00:49Then chop his nuts off.
00:00:51You can wear him his earrings.
00:00:52Roger that.
00:00:55Some old guys making eyes at me.
00:00:58Damn.
00:00:59I can't see anything out of this.
00:01:01Just bring that outfit back to the States and wear it again for Halloween.
00:01:05Yeah, next time you're wearing the dress.
00:01:08Greg, I've got a problem with the old guy.
00:01:11Take it easy.
00:01:13He's not taking his eyes off me.
00:01:16This guy knows.
00:01:17I think he knows.
00:01:18Hang in there, Mike.
00:01:21Come on, my car!
00:01:22Come on, turn the car!
00:01:24Come on, turn the car!
00:01:26Come on, turn the car!
00:01:28Come on, man!
00:01:34Come on, man!
00:01:36Come on, man!
00:01:36Come on, man!
00:01:36Come on, man!
00:01:37Come on, man!
00:01:37Come on, man!
00:01:41Come on!
00:01:41The rescue!
00:01:42Come on!
00:01:42Control, we have an unexpected visitor.
00:01:43Request positive ID.
00:01:45Over.
00:01:45Go!
00:01:45Go!
00:01:50Visitor is a friendly VIP
00:01:52Repeat, Visitor is a CIA contractor
00:01:55Abort mission, over
00:02:03This is not good
00:02:04Craig, do you read? I am a deep shit man
00:02:07The old man's rat me out
00:02:11Did you get that?
00:02:13Captain McKenzie, do you understand me?
00:02:15You are to abort this mission
00:02:26Mike, if you're in trouble and you can't speak
00:02:29Just cough
00:02:42Braza
00:02:58Go, go, go, go, go
00:03:06Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:03:59Come on, come on, come on!
00:04:14What the hell are you doing here, soldier?
00:04:16Where's the rest of your unit?
00:04:20Listen, these ragheads would love to slit your throat.
00:04:23Now, I need to know how many of you there are and what you're doing here
00:04:27so I can try to save your necks.
00:04:32You just don't get it, do you?
00:04:58Let me spell it out to you.
00:05:01I work for CIA.
00:05:03Now, I cannot allow one lost soldier to compromise my entire operation.
00:05:11Okay.
00:05:13Your choice.
00:05:32You know what I think, soldier?
00:05:35I think you are dressed like a woman
00:05:39because secretly you don't want to be a man.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:56I'm not fighting for this one.
00:05:57Let them go.
00:05:57No, no, no, amor!
00:06:00No, no, no!
00:06:01No, no, no!
00:06:02No, no, no, no, no!
00:06:12Captain McKenzie, your orders are to stand down.
00:06:17Now, when I'm done cutting you,
00:06:20these boys will finish making a woman of you.
00:06:28Boy, am I glad to see you.
00:06:37Hey, you all right?
00:06:40Oh, man.
00:06:42My wife's gonna be relieved.
00:06:44But Control's gonna cut your balls off, man.
00:06:46That guy was CIA.
00:06:49Seems to me you partied with the devil.
00:06:51God ain't ever gonna help you.
00:06:52Come on, let's go.
00:07:09Come on.
00:07:13Go.
00:07:16Go.
00:07:26Go.
00:07:47I'm all in.
00:07:49Come on, let's see what you got.
00:08:00How about you give me a loan and hold on to my bike as collateral?
00:08:04What are you gonna learn, soldier?
00:08:05You're out of luck, not cash.
00:08:07I've never seen anyone unluckier than you.
00:08:11So how'd you get out of the army alive anyway?
00:08:15You know what they say, lucky in war, unlucky in life.
00:08:25So how about the loan?
00:08:28There you go, soldier.
00:08:30A nation's grateful thanks.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:33Till the end of the month.
00:08:37Deal.
00:08:45Right, hands on the table.
00:08:46Nobody move.
00:08:47Hey, cool it, kid.
00:08:47What's the problem?
00:08:50Two aces of spades?
00:08:52It's just a silly mistake.
00:08:53You stack the deck, Tony.
00:08:55I let you win every once in a while.
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:02Didn't you hear what my friend said?
00:09:03Put your hands on the table.
00:09:05Trust me, this is not the way you want to resolve this.
00:09:07Shut up, all right?
00:09:08Don't you think you can cheat us like your loser buddy over here?
00:09:11We're taking the money.
00:09:16Look, just take the money and get the hell out of here.
00:09:19Cheetah, give me your purse.
00:09:20All right, put the money in the back.
00:09:23All right, put the money in the back.
00:09:40All right.
00:09:43All of it.
00:09:43All of it.
00:09:44All of it.
00:09:51Huh?
00:09:54You can put the gun down now.
00:09:55It's only loaded with blades.
00:09:57Really?
00:09:58Let's check.
00:09:59You really want me to pull this trigger?
00:10:02Let her go, Mackenzie.
00:10:03Whoa!
00:10:03Hey!
00:10:04What the hell's going on?
00:10:17What the hell's going on?
00:10:19They hired stunt guys.
00:10:24They want to do business with you.
00:10:30I just wanted to see if you still had it in you, soldier.
00:10:36Captain Mackenzie, we need a man like you.
00:10:44I don't need you.
00:10:46All I want is my loan.
00:10:49Thanks for the show.
00:10:52You're crazy.
00:11:06Hey.
00:11:10Cheers.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:14So what do you think they wanted?
00:11:19There's only one thing I'm good at.
00:11:23You know, Craig, I'm so broke, man.
00:11:30I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make some money.
00:11:34Anything.
00:11:36The banks...
00:11:38Fucking banks already took everything, you know?
00:11:44There's no work here, man.
00:11:45There's nothing for a man with a dishonorable service record.
00:11:53We both fought for our country, Mike.
00:11:55We had nothing for.
00:11:57Yeah.
00:11:59Maybe now we need to start fighting for some money.
00:12:02Some of the guys from the old unit are pulling in loads of cash as mercs in Mexico.
00:12:08And then...
00:12:09Hey.
00:12:10Hey, baby.
00:12:11What are you doing up?
00:12:13It's not me who can't sleep, Daddy.
00:12:17It's Winston.
00:12:19Come on, darling.
00:12:21Let's get Winston back to bed.
00:12:23Look at that. Look at what your nuts made.
00:12:25I shaved those nuts.
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:27Good night, Daddy.
00:12:28Good night, Craig.
00:12:32Good night, guys.
00:12:33Good night.
00:12:37You love Joanne and Elise?
00:12:41Of course.
00:12:42Now forget about fighting.
00:12:44We'll find some other way to make some money.
00:12:47I've got about two more weeks before the banks change the locks on my doors.
00:12:58Soldiers of Fortune.
00:12:59Nothing ventured.
00:13:00Nothing gained.
00:13:02If you've received this link, then your net worth prequalifies you for the Soldiers of Fortune adventure program.
00:13:08The ultimate in extreme vacation.
00:13:11On your adventure mission, you'll experience the adrenaline rush of combat in an actual warzone,
00:13:16but without the risk of losing your life.
00:13:19After all, you've worked too hard for your millions not to enjoy them until a ripe old age.
00:13:24Whether you're sniping enemy mercenaries, clandestinely delivering a cache of weapons,
00:13:29or blowing up a compound, you'll be protected every step of the way by our qualified action team.
00:13:37Every member on our staff is a highly decorated Special Operations veteran.
00:13:42You prove your manhood.
00:13:44They ensure your complete safety.
00:13:46All the proceeds support the freedom fighters of a small island nation.
00:13:50And unlike other charities, you'll be able to personally oversee how your contribution is delivered.
00:13:55While your peers boast about that luxury cruise in the Caymans,
00:13:58you fought for liberty and freedom in a warzone.
00:14:02We offer the ultimate in raggy rights.
00:14:06And the best part is, it's all tax-deductible.
00:14:36For the future, most people live anywhere,
00:14:40You knock it off, I'm trying to sleep.
00:14:42Good morning.
00:14:46Have you had breakfast yet?
00:14:50I'm warning you.
00:14:52You're wasting your time.
00:14:54Sit down, Craig.
00:14:57How's business?
00:14:59Slow?
00:15:01Driving.
00:15:03Yeah.
00:15:06Whoa, nice.
00:15:10So how's your brother's beak?
00:15:12Who told you Ernest he's my brother?
00:15:15Well, thank you.
00:15:17How'd you find me, the yellow pages?
00:15:19I know almost everything about you.
00:15:23Captain Craig James McKenzie.
00:15:2623 special ops and not one soldier dead under your command.
00:15:30Sir?
00:15:30You were a legend.
00:15:32And then you were court-martialed for insubordination and unbecoming conduct.
00:15:36That's old news.
00:15:37And dishonorably discharged.
00:15:39No, no, no.
00:15:40There's nothing dishonorable about saving your best friend's testicles.
00:15:43Your unit was disbanded in disgrace.
00:15:46I can just imagine how many people told you thanks for that.
00:15:49Just one guy and his wife.
00:15:51It's plenty for me.
00:15:52Look, thank you for the breakfast, but I got some things I got to do.
00:16:01You lost everything because of this man, Carter Mason.
00:16:07All right, look, no more games.
00:16:08Who the hell do you work for?
00:16:09We're not playing games.
00:16:11We need your help.
00:16:12And you need the money.
00:16:13Your friend, Captain Reed, needs it.
00:16:17I am through fighting.
00:16:18I am through fighting.
00:16:18That's good.
00:16:19Because we don't need you to kill anybody.
00:16:50We need you to make sure nobody gets killed.
00:17:05Colonel Lupo's regime is brutal and oppressive.
00:17:07Colonel Lupo seized power there four years ago with a mercenary force.
00:17:09His head of security is Mason.
00:17:15Colonel Lupo's regime is brutal and oppressive.
00:17:21They kill anyone who dares to speak up against Lupo.
00:17:26There is a resistance.
00:17:28But we don't have the weapons to fight.
00:17:30Our freedom fighters have been unable to resist Colonel Lupo's mercenaries.
00:17:34All criminals on the run.
00:17:36The scum of the earth.
00:17:37They make life a living hell for the people of Oster of Zeminyin.
00:17:42So who's the girl?
00:17:43That's Magda.
00:17:45She's Colonel Lupo's daughter and the only person he cares for.
00:17:50She's pure evil.
00:18:00As long as Lupo finds buyers for the island's metals,
00:18:04he can finance his mercenaries.
00:18:07And brutalize the people.
00:18:10All right, so those are the bad guys.
00:18:13Who are the good guys?
00:18:13You?
00:18:17I was born on the island.
00:18:19I want to set it free.
00:18:21The resistance is dying.
00:18:23But now there is hope.
00:18:25Ernesto and I have found five very rich men who are willing to help.
00:18:31You know, some lady, I've never met a rich guy who's willing to give away something for nothing.
00:18:36What do your backers want for their money?
00:18:40Kicks and thrills.
00:18:43With our soldiers of fortune adventure program, we've set up a basic training camp for our clients in Romania.
00:18:50With their charitable contributions, we've purchased the firepower to finally resist Colonel Lupo.
00:18:58Ernesto leased a ship to transport the weapons.
00:19:01We know that Lupo's mercenaries do not patrol the uninhabited east side of the island.
00:19:08Our financier's adventure mission will be to escort the weapons to shore and get them to the resistant space camp
00:19:15protected by bodyguards at all times.
00:19:17Wait a second. Let me get this straight.
00:19:20You and Ernesto are pimping out your revolution, some kind of tourist attraction for a bunch of millionaires, and you
00:19:25expect me to be your guide?
00:19:28Yes. We need your credentials to assure our clients of their safety.
00:19:33One last op, Craig.
00:19:36You're lucky in war. You said so yourself.
00:19:38With you, everybody comes home.
00:19:47Our clients will never be near actual combat, Craig.
00:19:51And you can save your friend's home.
00:19:54And everybody will be happy.
00:20:15Our wealthy warriors have arrived.
00:20:17Tell me what we're dealing with.
00:20:20The first of our soldiers of fortune is Charles Herbert Vandebeer.
00:20:26Vandebeer is a genuine American aristocrat.
00:20:29One of his ancestors bought Manhattan from a drunk Indian for 24 silver dollars and a bottle of moonshine.
00:20:35Vandebeer runs a Wall Street hedge fund.
00:20:37He made a fortune from subprime loans and then another from the bank bailout.
00:20:42It's a shame a lot of ordinary folks lost their homes, but that's Wall Street for you.
00:20:46The rich get richer, the poor can go to hell.
00:20:50I'm going to enjoy watching them under fire.
00:20:52Our second millionaire is Roman St. John, a metals man.
00:20:57St. John traded vodka and blue jeans on the black market before the Berlin Wall fell.
00:21:02And then in the anarchy that followed, somehow all his business rivals got murdered, but he survived.
00:21:08Now he owns a huge mining and smelting empire and lives the life of an international playboy.
00:21:14He was last sighted off the coast of Somalia, fishing.
00:21:18St. John does have practical weapons exposure.
00:21:22But he claims without any verifiable military record...
00:21:28...that he has experience leading troops in naval warfare.
00:21:32He demanded an entourage of five.
00:21:36He settled for one.
00:21:38Our next client is Sam Hausman.
00:21:42I've heard of this guy.
00:21:43Who hasn't?
00:21:44A cell phone pioneer and a permanent resident on Ford's list.
00:21:49Hausman's lived enough for three ordinary men.
00:21:54He's been married five times.
00:21:56He has eight kids.
00:21:59He's made two huge fortunes and lost one.
00:22:01He's climbed Everest and fought bulls and hunted every kind of big game.
00:22:05Even three species that are now extinct.
00:22:09And he's beaten two major heart attacks as well.
00:22:16And now for the bad.
00:22:18Our fourth client.
00:22:19The Grim Reaper.
00:22:23Grimot Tano.
00:22:24Born in French Africa, very little is known about this international man of mystery.
00:22:29Before becoming the world's most notorious arms dealer.
00:22:33Our angel of death sold weapons to both sides in the civil war in Sudan.
00:22:38Then he started a revolution in Congo just to peddle more guns.
00:22:42Grimot makes even mercenaries seem like sisters of mercy.
00:22:46He's a profiteer of war, but he's never participated in one.
00:22:50He's selling our new friends their weapons as well.
00:22:52And finally, at the bottom of the barrel, we have Tommy Sin.
00:22:58Sin is the creator of Death Porn.
00:23:00The mega violent fantasy video game.
00:23:05Five teenagers decapitated their parents after playing his smash hit game.
00:23:10Each time Sin is accused of incitement to murder, he's a quid.
00:23:13Sin probably thinks war is just a game too.
00:23:16Apart from his addiction to video games,
00:23:20this lunatic just broke his leg.
00:23:44Welcome to our training camp, gentlemen.
00:23:46I'm Captain McKenzie.
00:23:47This is Captain Reed.
00:23:49These five men are going to be your bodyguards.
00:23:52You will obey their every command.
00:23:54Whose buck is this?
00:23:56How about they obey our orders?
00:24:00If any of them is going to be my bodyguard,
00:24:03it is they who need the training, not me.
00:24:07Yes, sir, Captain, sir.
00:24:09Three bags full, sir.
00:24:13The barracks over there are going to be your accommodations.
00:24:16Uh, excuse me.
00:24:18Uh, I trust we all have our own rooms.
00:24:24Over the next few days, you're going to learn how to survive in a hot zone.
00:24:28Just remember, the only thing worse in action than a coward is a hero.
00:24:32You got it?
00:24:32Now go steal your bags.
00:24:35Dismissed.
00:24:36Oh, hey, uh, general, uh, colonel, can, uh, can someone carry my bag for me?
00:24:41Because my leg's, my leg's done.
00:24:45A little help?
00:24:46I can't, I can't carry it.
00:24:48A bum leg!
00:25:03Jesus Christ, no, I told you about the fucking pharmacy.
00:25:06I pressed it for myself.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:27Oh, it's like that.
00:25:36Helen and I will take the dining room.
00:25:39Helen?
00:25:57Helen?
00:25:58What's your plan there, son?
00:25:59Baby killer. On the top level.
00:26:01I'm in the maternity ward.
00:26:10Hey, Grimo, can you feel it?
00:26:12Feel what?
00:26:14The thrill of being a kid again.
00:26:15Playing war games with pop guns in your backyard.
00:26:18This isn't a kid's game.
00:26:20We're playing with real weapons now.
00:26:28The Grim Reaper.
00:26:30Oh!
00:26:31Mmm, big gun.
00:26:34Small.
00:26:35Oh.
00:26:36Son, you know, it's not the size of your gun that matters.
00:26:39It's where you stick it.
00:26:42Let me show you a real hunter's weapon.
00:26:47Now, this here is Irene.
00:26:49Irene's a bitch.
00:26:50She would have sniped that Grim Reaper of yours at a thousand yards before you even knew she was there.
00:26:56Oh, that's nice. May I?
00:26:57Yeah, sure.
00:26:58Oh, thanks.
00:26:59Oh!
00:27:09What are you doing?
00:27:13Idiot.
00:27:16You know, I lost 20 million dollars when Lehman Brothers collapsed on Wall Street.
00:27:25Sucker.
00:27:25Oh, yeah?
00:27:27Screw you too, banker.
00:27:30Bang!
00:27:32Screw you too, game boy.
00:27:35Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:27:36Simmer down.
00:27:37Simmer down now, boys.
00:27:38Take it easy, big fella.
00:27:40How about we have a party to celebrate you two losing your cherries?
00:27:47I agree.
00:28:05Don't mind if I do.
00:28:08Excuse me.
00:28:08There's mud in your eye.
00:28:17Ahem.
00:28:19Damn.
00:28:20That was a vintage year.
00:28:22Was she that pretty, Sam?
00:28:24Yeah, well, whatever she was.
00:28:26She was probably a grandmother by now.
00:28:29Just a good living.
00:28:30What a quick death.
00:28:32Cheers, sir.
00:28:35Champagne, sir.
00:28:44Mm-hmm.
00:28:47Hey.
00:28:50I bet you I kill more bad guys than you do.
00:28:59Make it a hundred grand.
00:29:01You're on.
00:29:02A hundred thousand?
00:29:03Deal.
00:29:05I bet a million bucks you both get blue balls.
00:29:09Neither of you are man enough to kill a man for real.
00:29:13Whoa!
00:29:16A draw.
00:29:19I hate a party when I'm not invited.
00:29:22Let them have their fun.
00:29:24We're getting paid, aren't we?
00:29:27You know, those bastards are right.
00:29:29The bodyguards do need to train.
00:29:43I'll be a hedge pump.
00:29:47Fine.
00:29:50Why do you ask?
00:29:54Nothing.
00:29:56Just heard some rumours, that's all.
00:29:59You know how when the tide goes out,
00:30:00the wrecks get exposed?
00:30:05Nonsense.
00:30:07I like the way you move.
00:30:09Oh, you move me.
00:30:12Oh!
00:30:12Hey!
00:30:13Gliddy, old boy.
00:30:14I'll be good.
00:30:15I'll be good.
00:30:19I'll be good.
00:30:20What the hell's going on?
00:30:25Damn!
00:30:25We're being attacked!
00:30:28Let's make a run for you.
00:30:33What the hell?
00:30:34I'll be good.
00:30:35I'll be good.
00:30:36I'll be good.
00:30:36I'll be good.
00:30:37I'll be good.
00:30:37I'll be good.
00:30:38I'll be good.
00:30:38I'll be good.
00:30:40Oh, man.
00:30:41I'll be good.
00:30:43I'll be good.
00:30:45Gentlemen, your throats have all been cut.
00:30:50Sorry to interrupt your party, but after all, you did say that your bodyguards do need to train.
00:30:55Thank you, bodyguards.
00:30:59Well, at least we know who the most vulnerable are.
00:31:04Vandebier and Sinn will be killed in our first contact.
00:31:07Grim doesn't stand much of a chance.
00:31:09And then Hausmann and St. John, I don't see them lasting very long.
00:31:14Thank you, gentlemen.
00:31:16If anybody's interested, training begins at 0600.
00:31:19That's like 6 in the morning, isn't it?
00:31:29Hmm.
00:31:31You think the adrenaline junkies will show up?
00:31:34If they don't, let's just go home.
00:31:37I've got a bad feeling to wrap this up anyway.
00:31:42Oh, shit.
00:31:50What happened to your lady?
00:31:53I, uh...
00:31:54I sent her away.
00:31:55It's time for business.
00:31:59What about you, huh?
00:32:00What'd you do with your valet?
00:32:02I, uh...
00:32:03Gave him a Vicky.
00:32:07He's been asking for, uh...
00:32:10Well...
00:32:11Years.
00:32:17All right.
00:32:19Let's get started.
00:32:21Drop and give me 50.
00:32:25Drop!
00:32:32Here you go, boys.
00:32:33Kiss that anthill.
00:32:39Come on, Grim!
00:32:40Come on, Grim!
00:32:41Let's move it!
00:32:43Come on, kick ass!
00:32:44Let's go, man!
00:32:45Get your ass on that wall!
00:32:47Let's go!
00:32:48Come on!
00:32:48Move it, move it, move it!
00:32:49Let's go, let's go!
00:32:51Come on!
00:32:51Let's go!
00:32:52Move!
00:32:52Move your ass!
00:32:53Move your ass!
00:32:56Let's go!
00:33:18Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:33:20What's that noise?
00:33:21What are you doing?
00:33:22What the hell is that?
00:33:24You got a phone?
00:33:25Hey, Homer.
00:33:26Hey, Homer.
00:33:26What'd you do now?
00:33:34Hang up that phone!
00:33:35Hang up that phone!
00:33:37You do that again, I'll kill you myself!
00:33:39Come on, move it!
00:33:39Move it!
00:33:40Move it!
00:33:40Move it like a senior citizen!
00:33:42Come on, Grim!
00:33:43Your bad ass is not here to do it for you!
00:34:10Sid, if you can't get through that hole, please call home!
00:34:34Let's go!
00:34:36Woohoo!
00:34:37Woo-hoo!
00:34:59Work with your bodyguards.
00:35:03Protect the money!
00:35:06Hello?
00:35:07Another cell phone addict?
00:35:09You're all dead.
00:35:10Dead!
00:35:10Dead!
00:35:11Dead!
00:35:11Dead!
00:35:13Pathetic!
00:35:14Now, gentlemen, the rules are simple.
00:35:17Protect your flag at all costs and capture theirs.
00:35:22And try to work together as a team.
00:35:25Shoot at anyone with a green armband.
00:35:28Vanderbilt, you stay in the bunker and protect the flag.
00:35:32St. John, sin, you flank left, me and horsemen will flank right.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48Let's see what you wealthy warriors are made of.
00:35:56What is wrong with you?
00:35:58You must obey my orders.
00:36:00What is this your command?
00:36:01Since no, I'm the one with the most military experience here.
00:36:05My son, just because you peddle a lot of guns to a bunch of tin pot dictators, that'll make you
00:36:09our leader.
00:36:10Don't call me son, old man. You're not my father.
00:36:13How do you know?
00:36:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:36:14I should be in charge.
00:36:16My last game, War Horse, sold 50 million units.
00:36:18That's 5-0.
00:36:20So what?
00:36:20My great-great-uncle was a general in two world wars.
00:36:23I should be in command.
00:36:24Oh, wow, your uncle was in a war.
00:36:26That must mean you're an incredible warrior.
00:36:27That makes no sense.
00:36:29That makes no sense.
00:36:32Why don't we take off his helmets and I'll punch you in the face.
00:36:35I'm not obeying a virgin.
00:36:37Who calling a virgin?
00:36:38You've never killed a man, have you?
00:36:41That's what men are made for.
00:36:43Fighting, not fucking.
00:36:45Well, maybe I'll shoot you.
00:36:46Just to pop my cherry.
00:36:48Just try it, and I'll cut your bourgeois throat.
00:36:51Come on, try it.
00:36:57Excuse me, ladies.
00:36:58Hey, where you going?
00:37:02I got nothing to prove to your pussies.
00:37:04I signed up for a fight.
00:37:13I ain't got nothing to prove to your pussies.
00:37:53That's what I call a hostile takeover.
00:37:55You know the only rule in life.
00:37:57You've got to win.
00:37:59We won.
00:38:01We're dead, but we won.
00:38:21Come on, come on, through the tide.
00:38:22Come on, come on.
00:38:23Move it, move it, move it.
00:38:25Come on.
00:38:30Come on, come on, come on.
00:38:31Keep moving, keep moving.
00:38:33I didn't know.
00:38:36Move it.
00:38:37I know you've got a bump leg.
00:38:38I don't care.
00:38:39I don't care.
00:38:39You signed up for this issue.
00:38:50Get through there.
00:38:51I'm over it.
00:38:52There you go.
00:38:57All right.
00:38:58It's good.
00:39:01Come on, Grim.
00:39:02Come on, Grim.
00:39:03Let's move it.
00:39:04Let's do it.
00:39:05Let's do what they call you the killer.
00:39:06Let's go.
00:39:08Cover the money.
00:39:11Good.
00:39:12Good.
00:39:13Good.
00:39:28game over gentlemen tomorrow we leave for snake island for your own safety all of your personal
00:39:36possessions are now going to be collected place them in this bag anything you can think of that
00:39:43can be used to positively identify you cell phones documents wallets you're not taking anything with
00:39:49you until our mission is complete you will have no names come on moment vanderbeer get your cell
00:39:57phone in there and get some shut-eye we leave at 0500
00:40:36soon as we're downloading the weapons
00:40:38all right guys
00:41:35come on
00:41:55we got a problem buddy i hear you where's it coming from okay take her out fire
00:42:11crack it's getting hot what the hell's going on captain she said the shoreline was safe lying
00:42:17bitch
00:42:24give them a scare fire
00:42:39look who we have here
00:42:41again
00:42:49spin the wheel i know how we can beat the system
00:42:52what are you talking about the shells take five seconds to arrive the fire control computer
00:42:58projects target movements five seconds are in if you zigzag fast enough you can beat the computer
00:43:04all right fight zigzag zigzag zigzag head for the car head for the car
00:43:10in this
00:43:38the
00:43:40the
00:43:52Mike!
00:43:54Mike!
00:44:06Get down!
00:44:08Get down!
00:44:22Okay, grab whatever gear you can and take cover in those rocks.
00:44:31Come on, come on.
00:44:32Welcome to Stank Island, gentlemen.
00:44:34You may never leave.
00:44:36Come on, come on. Move it, move it, move it.
00:44:39Fire.
00:44:55God damn.
00:44:57That'll pucker your rear end.
00:45:01Any injuries?
00:45:03No.
00:45:09No.
00:45:11This is Tommy San.
00:45:13Didn't I say no cell phones?
00:45:18You!
00:45:19How much are you getting, huh?
00:45:20What are they paying you?
00:45:21My friends are dead.
00:45:22Cremoto no does not sell people out.
00:45:24Well, then how'd you know about that cannon?
00:45:26I sold it to Colonel Lupo.
00:45:28He didn't pay me.
00:45:30That's why I'm on this trip.
00:45:32To kill him or get paid.
00:45:34The Grim Reaper always gets paid.
00:45:38Come on, come on. Move it, move it.
00:45:40Cover, cover.
00:45:52You.
00:45:53You said the sea route would be safe.
00:45:55Because of you, my men are dead.
00:46:08I knew you were bad news.
00:46:11Before I met you, I never lost a man under my command.
00:46:14What am I supposed to do with your precious sponsors?
00:46:23Fulfill your contract.
00:46:25Lead them to safety.
00:46:33These men need your skills now, Craig.
00:46:37Their survival is in your hands.
00:46:45Once we get to the Resistance base camp,
00:46:48Ernesto can arrange for their evacuation.
00:47:19Let's get the fuck off this island.
00:47:21Come on, give me your cell phone.
00:47:23But you wanted to kill a man, Craig.
00:47:25You haven't completed your mission.
00:47:27Yeah, that's very clever.
00:47:28Give me your cell phone.
00:47:29I don't have one.
00:47:31Hey, Sam.
00:47:32You have a cell phone?
00:47:34Now, son, I know things aren't going according to plan.
00:47:38But Sam Hausman didn't come all his way
00:47:40just to turn, tail, and run.
00:47:41And I'm not sure using a cell phone
00:47:43is such a swift idea either.
00:47:46This isn't what we paid for!
00:47:53How you holding up, Sam?
00:47:55Uh, getting old, Captain.
00:47:57Slowing down.
00:47:58Enjoy it while you can, Captain.
00:48:00You're a long time gone.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:10I'm hungry.
00:48:11What do we got to eat?
00:48:12We eat at the camp.
00:48:14Just remember, I'm on a low-carb diet.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:37It's over.
00:48:38Without those weapons,
00:48:40we can't resist any longer.
00:48:43Tomorrow, you'll evacuate our sponsors.
00:48:46I'll find us a boat.
00:48:47You'll be paid in full for your services.
00:49:01Definitely not low-carb.
00:49:03I should have brought my chef.
00:49:05Charlie, why the hell did you pay to come on this mission?
00:49:08Just so as you could whine about everything?
00:49:12Bragging rights.
00:49:13Such as life on the street.
00:49:16Wall Street.
00:49:19He who dares wins.
00:49:24I don't really know why Grimo's here.
00:49:27He's being shot at with his own merchandise.
00:49:30And he hasn't been paid for it.
00:49:36Why are you here, Tommy?
00:49:40Doctor Zordas.
00:49:41My psychiatrist said that I am addicted to shooter video games.
00:49:47She suggested a dose of healthy reality.
00:49:50So you're here to feel the real?
00:49:55All right.
00:49:56That takes care of the logistics.
00:49:58But I'm not leaving this island until we figure out one thing.
00:50:03Why my men were killed.
00:50:05Somebody talked.
00:50:08If I were you, I would move this base right now.
00:50:11What about you, Sam?
00:50:13Oh, Sam just wants to hang a human head in his trophy cabinet.
00:50:17I don't plan on going home.
00:50:21My present wife, I just call her number five.
00:50:24She's suing me for divorce.
00:50:26And according to that prenuptial bullshit
00:50:28I was an old fool in love enough to sign,
00:50:30if we split, she gets half of everything I own.
00:50:33Whereas if I get killed,
00:50:35my kids inherit the whole shebang.
00:50:39Hell, I've already survived two heart attacks.
00:50:41I've done pretty much everything there is to do
00:50:43on this old planet
00:50:44and have enjoyed the hell out of it too.
00:50:48No, this here's all there is.
00:50:54I say we stay here for the night.
00:50:56Break camp in the morning.
00:50:57Okay, fine.
00:50:58That's your choice, but I'm taking my men out of here.
00:51:01At least what's left of them.
00:51:05Dying battle.
00:51:09That's a hell of a way to screw a gold digger.
00:51:13And what are your reasons?
00:51:27Get your things.
00:51:28We're getting the hell out of here.
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:55All right.
00:52:02Yes!
00:52:03Oh, we got him, we got him here.
00:52:06Take a look.
00:52:09Chetina, the rest of me, let's move the bear, go on!
00:52:33Okay, let's find all of them. Wipe them out.
00:52:47What's up, Captain?
00:52:50Wanted to see what war looks like? Take a look.
00:53:15Hey, wait here. Don't give away your position.
00:53:18Hey, where are you going?
00:53:36Let's go!
00:53:37Let's go!
00:53:38Let's go!
00:53:46Let's go!
00:53:52Let's go!
00:53:53Let's go!
00:53:54Let's go!
00:53:55Let's go!
00:53:55Let's go!
00:54:07No!
00:54:09No!
00:54:11No!
00:54:14No!
00:54:15Things aren't to shreds down there.
00:54:45So this is what our money brought us.
00:54:48To play war safely from a distance.
00:54:53So we're going to just hide?
00:54:56Are you saying what I think you're saying?
00:55:01Let's go kill some bad guys.
00:55:03If we start firing, they'll spot our position.
00:55:08Shoot. Can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.
00:55:27Whoa. Jackpot.
00:55:41The Grim Reaper is next.
00:55:56The Grim Reaper is in the middle of the hill.
00:55:59The Grim Reaper is on the ground.
00:56:00The Grim Reaper is in the middle of the hill.
00:56:08I'm excited.
00:56:15The Grim Reaper is in the middle of the hill.
00:56:21Come on.
00:56:33Incoming!
00:57:02What the fuck happened?
00:57:03Which one of you is responsible for giving away our positions?
00:57:05It seemed to me our friends down there needed some help.
00:57:23Where's Vanderveer?
00:57:24Last time I saw him, he was in there.
00:57:27So I got one that bet?
00:57:29That's a bet you will never collect.
00:57:32Shit! Come on, come on! Move it, move it!
00:57:34Follow me!
00:57:36Come!
00:58:08Everybody behind the tree, take cover!
00:58:28See this, Clay? Stay down, stay down!
00:58:31Where's that chopper coming from?
00:58:35I said, where is that chopper coming from?
00:58:38Cecilia, you gotta snap out of it!
00:58:39That helicopter's coming from a helipad that serves the minds.
00:58:45It's about three kilometers from here.
00:59:30What do you know about this beast?
00:59:34I used to play in these woods when I was a boy.
00:59:38My father served here during the Cold War.
00:59:41What do they mine here, Gord?
00:59:45Coltan.
00:59:48It's a rare earth metal.
00:59:51And you crave metals, don't you?
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:55You want to tell us now why you are here?
00:59:59Business with Colonel Lupo.
01:00:02I need that metal.
01:00:03Business?
01:00:06You bastard.
01:00:10People died because of your business.
01:00:12We all believed you wanted to help you free this island.
01:00:15Maybe it's you.
01:00:16You've betrayed us for fucking money.
01:00:23Your greed has left you with blood on your hands.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:45Wait here until I get back.
01:01:00Cecilia.
01:01:04It's too exposed up here.
01:01:07We gotta get back to the group.
01:01:17Look.
01:01:18I'm sorry about your brother.
01:01:21I'm sorry about your friends,
01:01:22but there's nothing I can do to bring them back.
01:01:27Just like there's nothing I can do to bring back mine.
01:01:39Boys.
01:01:41This is our chance.
01:01:44Sam.
01:01:46You think you can pilot that thing?
01:01:49Piece of cake.
01:01:54Let's wait for Craig.
01:01:56It's a trap.
01:01:57I can smell it.
01:01:59We capture it.
01:02:00We wait for them there.
01:02:02You really want to die on this island?
01:02:04Any moment now, that chopper could take off again.
01:02:08What do you say, gentlemen?
01:02:10Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
01:02:12I mean...
01:02:13Let's do it.
01:02:14Come on.
01:02:18Let's go.
01:02:33Let's go.
01:02:37Craig.
01:02:48Let's go.
01:02:54I love you.
01:02:56I love you.
01:03:00Hey!
01:03:02Do it!
01:03:19See how easy it is to trap fools like you?
01:03:22All you need is the right bank.
01:03:25Take them away.
01:03:26Mr. Luke!
01:03:35Oh, those stupid bags of money.
01:03:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:04:11What is this place?
01:04:13There's a NATO base during the Cold War.
01:04:15The whole mountain is tunneled up from the inside.
01:04:18Nice tune.
01:04:20You'll never get out of here alive.
01:04:27Hello again.
01:04:33Your accommodation awaits.
01:04:40Nice here, huh?
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:43Private pool.
01:04:44Room service.
01:04:48Concierge.
01:04:51Jesus.
01:04:53Touch me again and I'll kill you.
01:04:55Thank God you're here.
01:04:58Charlie.
01:05:04Hey, Tommy.
01:05:07I don't believe it.
01:05:09Hey, Sam.
01:05:11Hey.
01:05:12Charlie, we thought you were dead.
01:05:14Me?
01:05:16Dead?
01:05:17Of course not.
01:05:22So what happened to you?
01:05:23Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've never been so scared in my own life.
01:05:30Then I go outside to take a piss and, uh, well, at that point, all the shells started dropping and
01:05:37the sound and the noise and the smoke.
01:05:38I got completely disoriented.
01:05:40And I did not know where the fuck the guy was.
01:05:45So I eventually found my way back and the tent was destroyed.
01:05:47You guys are gone and soldiers came and, you know, here I am.
01:05:53Did anyone have a cell phone?
01:05:55No.
01:05:56Just no one.
01:05:58Hey, Charlie.
01:05:58You got any of those fancy cigars of yours left?
01:06:03Sure, sir.
01:06:05Hey, Tommy.
01:06:07What happened to our captain and that girl?
01:06:09Oh, he's...
01:06:10They're, uh, dead.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:16Dead.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:21Do you mind if I have one of those?
01:06:22Of course not.
01:06:23Thanks.
01:06:24Only 50 bucks a smoke.
01:06:31So, uh, how did you get killed?
01:06:33Tank show.
01:06:34Kapow.
01:06:35Boom.
01:06:37Awful.
01:06:38I think I've still got some of the captain in my hair, Charlie.
01:06:53Well, some trip this don't have to be, huh?
01:07:00What you looking at?
01:07:17Open up.
01:07:18Open up!
01:07:20You fucking piece of piss.
01:07:22You sold us out.
01:07:26You fucking fool.
01:07:27Yeah, well.
01:07:27Big deal.
01:07:30Get over it.
01:07:32I'm going to kick your ass.
01:07:49You shouldn't die, old man.
01:07:52Fuck yeah.
01:07:56You can inform Colonel Lupi that Captain McKenzie and the girl are dead.
01:08:03Satisfied?
01:08:09Oh, the Wild Bunch.
01:08:13So you see, gentlemen, we do know who you really are.
01:08:23Mr. Sim, I always wanted to be a nemesis character in one of your video games.
01:08:30Why would anyone want to play a tin-pot criminal like you in one of my video games?
01:08:38Because he can get to do shit like this.
01:08:44That's why.
01:08:48Show me the leg!
01:08:56Stay dry under here.
01:09:04Think there are any snakes in here?
01:09:06No.
01:09:06Just me.
01:09:10I'm sorry for this challenging assignment.
01:09:13I'm all in.
01:09:14Now we get to save the others.
01:09:16What do you mean?
01:09:17What did you think I was gonna do, leave them all here to die?
01:09:27Sam?
01:09:28Yeah?
01:09:29Breathe hard, Sam.
01:09:31Breathe hard, that's it.
01:09:32Well, you wanted to feel the real game, boy.
01:09:35Now you know.
01:09:38Hey.
01:09:39Hey.
01:09:40Hey.
01:09:40Hey.
01:09:40How does it look?
01:09:41Am I gonna die?
01:09:43Yes.
01:09:44What?
01:09:46Someday.
01:09:48But not from this little scratch.
01:09:51Yeah?
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm all right.
01:09:54Hold him down.
01:09:55I'm okay.
01:09:56I'm all right.
01:09:57I'm okay.
01:09:58I'm all right.
01:09:59I'm okay.
01:09:59Oh.
01:10:00$18.99.
01:10:02Saved the best for last.
01:10:03Wait.
01:10:04Goddamn shame to waste good cognac and a flesh wound.
01:10:07Wait.
01:10:08Ah!
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:10Ah!
01:10:11No!
01:10:11Give me a little hair and I'm going.
01:10:14Ah!
01:10:15Ah!
01:10:18Ah!
01:10:19Ah!
01:10:20Ah!
01:10:22Ah!
01:10:24Ah!
01:10:24Ah!
01:10:25Ah!
01:10:26Ah!
01:10:27Ah!
01:10:29Silver!
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30You should put that around your leech.
01:10:36Ah!
01:10:37Ah!
01:10:38Ah!
01:10:40Ah!
01:10:40Ah!
01:10:41Ah!
01:10:42Ah!
01:10:50Ah!
01:10:56Ah!
01:10:56Ah!
01:11:05Good morning, gentlemen.
01:11:07We're looking well this morning.
01:11:09Come on, come on, line them up. We've got business.
01:11:11He's up! He's up!
01:11:32Good morning, gentlemen. I trust you've got no illusions for you still alive.
01:11:39Half of your net worth. That's my price for letting each of you go.
01:11:45Once we agree, my new financial consultant will work out the details.
01:11:51Of course.
01:11:56And if we don't agree, then where you're going, you don't get to take anything with you.
01:12:06Bien, Monsieur Tendal.
01:12:08A grim reaper always gets paid. You owe me.
01:12:14What about you, old man?
01:12:17Old enough to know bullshit when I step in it.
01:12:26Would you rather lose your lives than your money?
01:12:30Are you rich bastards really that divested?
01:12:42That's your choice?
01:12:49Kill this liar first.
01:12:54What about me?
01:12:56I might want to buy an extra life.
01:12:59Tommy, we're not in a fucking video game. This man will kill you.
01:13:05Mr. Vandiver. How much do you calculate Mr. Sin is wild?
01:13:18My daughter.
01:13:21Next time I might kill you.
01:13:23Hey!
01:13:24Hey!
01:13:24Lubo!
01:13:29Hold your fire!
01:13:31If you want your daughter back, you'll let these men go.
01:13:40Release the prisoners!
01:13:53Go!
01:13:58Go!
01:13:59Go!
01:14:00Go!
01:14:02Go!
01:14:05Go!
01:14:07Go!
01:14:08Go!
01:14:09Secure the base!
01:14:10I want those bastards killed!
01:14:12Come on!
01:14:13Come here, my daughter.
01:14:15You heard him! Go!
01:14:30Shhhh!
01:14:3212IMATIONS!!
01:14:32of a cárter Briggs!
01:14:33Cecilia,
01:14:34you go! We'll find
01:14:35another way! Get the hell
01:14:37out of here! Dibk
01:14:44You just tried to kill me!
01:14:45Maka, stop!
01:14:46Don't worry, she'll be fine!
01:14:48After her!
01:14:49Follow me!
01:14:54All right, come on, we're going this way!
01:14:56Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:14:58The tunnel!
01:15:02Hey, where'd they go? Where'd they go?
01:15:04On the right, guys, on the right!
01:15:06Come on, come on!
01:15:06Take this boat back to Colonel Lupo!
01:15:09There is no one here to raise the boom!
01:15:18Oh, my God!
01:15:37You lose!
01:15:39Hey, Captain!
01:15:51This is my merchandise.
01:15:54Help yourselves.
01:15:57This is my merchandise.
01:16:07Help yourselves.
01:16:19Shit!
01:16:19We gotta get the hell out of here!
01:16:21If a bullet hits one of those barrels, we're all dead!
01:16:25Give me a push!
01:16:28What are you gonna do?
01:16:28Help!
01:16:29No worries!
01:16:30I'm only going along for the ride!
01:16:35Push!
01:16:35God damn it!
01:16:41Push!
01:16:43Come on, come on, push!
01:16:52Get out, get out!
01:16:53Get out!
01:17:11Find those guys where I get the fuck off this island!
01:17:14In here!
01:17:15Ah!
01:17:15Ah!
01:17:23Cover me!
01:17:24No, no, no!
01:17:26No, no, no!
01:17:27Go!
01:17:29Oh!
01:17:30You're not there!
01:17:33No!
01:17:37No!
01:17:38No!
01:17:39No!
01:17:39No!
01:17:40No!
01:17:41No!
01:17:41No!
01:17:42No!
01:17:44No!
01:18:06Take him out with grenades, okay?
01:18:07No.
01:18:08What do you mean, no?
01:18:09The barrels of explosives, if they ignite, this whole place will blow up.
01:18:12Shit.
01:18:12Okay, look, you take care of that old man.
01:18:14I'll see you're well-paid for it.
01:18:28I'll be back.
01:18:31Hey.
01:18:37Where's everyone going?
01:18:43I'll be back.
01:18:47Shoot!
01:18:48Come on, man!
01:19:07Remember me?
01:19:11I told you I'd kill you.
01:19:23Hey, Tommy.
01:19:26Looking for somebody?
01:19:53Why do you kill me, Charlie?
01:19:56Just answer me one thing.
01:19:58Yeah.
01:20:00Yeah.
01:20:00Why'd you do it?
01:20:03Nothing personal, Tommy.
01:20:05I had no choice.
01:20:07See, I knew my hedge fund was gonna crash.
01:20:12I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in jail, so I transferred the rest of my funds
01:20:15here.
01:20:17Don't make quite a nice retirement home.
01:20:21My mistake.
01:20:24Fuck my fucking leg!
01:20:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:27Stop messing around, you little chunky.
01:20:31Charlie!
01:20:32Don't do it.
01:20:33Huh?
01:20:36Video boy!
01:20:37Do it!
01:20:56Fucking bunker!
01:21:07I hope you guys are long gone
01:21:17Bye bye, number five
01:21:47Jesus
01:22:07Nice work, Fruxflex
01:22:32Fuck
01:22:33Fuck
01:22:34Fuck
01:22:38Fuck
01:22:39Fuck
01:22:39Fuck
01:22:41Fuck
01:22:41Fuck
01:22:50Fuck
01:22:53Fuck
01:22:54Fuck
01:22:54Fuck
01:22:56Fuck
01:22:59Fuck
01:23:00The Grim Reaper always gets paid
01:23:07Would be
01:23:09Fuck
01:23:10The Back
01:23:10The Back
01:23:10The Back
01:23:12The Back
01:23:15The Back
01:23:27Oh, my God.
01:23:53Oh, my God.
01:24:04Grace.
01:24:05Come on.
01:24:26Oh, my God.
01:24:33Oh, my God.
01:24:35Oh, my God.
01:24:43Oh, my God.
01:24:45Oh, my God.
01:24:47Oh, my God.
01:24:57Oh, my God.
01:25:00Oh, my God.
01:25:21Oh, my God.
01:25:43Oh, my God.
01:25:52Oh, my God.
01:26:18Oh, my God.
01:26:22Oh, my God.
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