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00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I love you, I love you, I love you
00:01:35I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again
00:01:50Happy New Year
00:01:51Sam, it's me
00:01:53Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:01:55I don't care how, just do it
00:01:58I will find you
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:02:10I need grandkids, I need you to-
00:02:14Message received, Mom
00:02:15I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26Seven years
00:02:28Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:30And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:41Boss, it's been years
00:02:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:02:48Your vest, sir
00:02:50But first we found her fake Christmas wife
00:02:52She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:54Blonde hair, red top
00:02:55And sir, make sure you use an alias
00:02:58We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:00Or she'll jack up the price
00:03:02Good, finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:07Hi, one iced vanilla latte please
00:03:10And one hot chocolate
00:03:13I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:16Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:03:22Sweetie, remember it's just pretend
00:03:24It's just for Christmas
00:03:25But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:28Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:48Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:50What?
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59Oh!
00:04:00I'm sorry
00:04:01I'm not your dad
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy
00:04:04Just as handsome as I have
00:04:06Oh
00:04:07Mommy, hurry
00:04:08Your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:04:18I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:04:21He's gorgeous
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:04:33Blonde hair, red top
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper
00:04:44What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47Max, Aurelius
00:04:49Eva
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:58I guess Mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:02So, per hour agreement
00:05:03The rate is $1,000 per hour
00:05:06And
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:09Well, yeah
00:05:11It's $500 a day
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you
00:05:16Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:20You'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:22Look, my requirements are simple
00:05:23Okay, play my pretend husband
00:05:25Come with me to my hometown
00:05:26And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back
00:05:31So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:36So, she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:05:38Fine
00:05:40But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:44Okay
00:05:45Deal
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Wow
00:06:05Clean up nice
00:06:06This is my wedding day after all
00:06:08Pictures
00:06:17You guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:43I need some photos of us together too
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:51And have a happy family
00:06:52Yeah
00:06:52Of course
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom
00:07:05From my family to you
00:07:15Bad news, boss
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19Bailed last minute
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever
00:07:29It doesn't matter
00:07:31I've got what I need
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it
00:07:36I already found someone
00:07:42Okay, well
00:07:44I think it's time for us to go
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come
00:07:51Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:52In this fake it to your family plan
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:57It'll make it more believable
00:08:01Fine
00:08:02Yeah, fine
00:08:03Okay
00:08:04You can come
00:08:12Let's go
00:08:13Which mall are we going to?
00:08:14Um, let's go to that one
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:28Sam
00:08:30Is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:34Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40She does kind of look like him
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents
00:08:47We will say they're from you
00:08:50Here, let me get this
00:08:53I'm going to love you, Max
00:08:56Oh, so
00:08:57I was, uh, thinking
00:08:59That since we're married
00:09:02We should probably
00:09:03Kiss
00:09:04Once or twice
00:09:06In front of them
00:09:07Okay
00:09:09Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:11No, no, definitely not
00:09:12And absolutely no
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:15Yes
00:09:17Strictly business
00:09:19Anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:22What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:29Getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:32Let's go
00:09:39Here
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman
00:09:47And this isn't a real relationship
00:09:48And I don't want your money
00:09:52Attention shoppers
00:09:53All bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies
00:09:59Did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind
00:10:01Hurry up and go
00:10:02Go
00:10:03What are you standing here for?
00:10:06Hello there
00:10:07Hi
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:08Yes, yeah
00:10:08Just these things
00:10:09Okay, great
00:10:11We have a holiday special today
00:10:12Spend $500
00:10:14Get 10% off
00:10:15And you are just short
00:10:16$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18Oh, great
00:10:19Yeah
00:10:19What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:22Will you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here
00:10:26Relax
00:10:26Yeah, yeah
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick
00:10:31Okay, thank you
00:10:35Hurry up and pay
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:40You can wait your turn
00:10:45Thank you
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:55Oh, wait, wait, wait
00:10:56Not the pies
00:10:56Not the pies
00:10:57You can just set those on top
00:11:00Boom
00:11:03Hi, guys
00:11:05Gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:11Of quarters
00:11:12Thank you so much
00:11:14Of course
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15Thank you
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody
00:11:20Just to give it away
00:11:22Thank you
00:11:23Merry Christmas
00:11:24Merry Christmas
00:11:25Merry Christmas
00:11:29What?
00:11:30You do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can
00:11:38We should go
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper
00:11:43Watch out
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up
00:12:07Oh, sorry
00:12:08I was just in character, wife
00:12:09You...
00:12:09Well, stay out of character
00:12:11Until Christmas
00:12:17And don't be late
00:12:29Harrison Group
00:12:30Harrison Group?
00:12:31Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of
00:12:35Not that I'm judging
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight
00:12:38Or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management
00:12:43For Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectable
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:49No
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive
00:12:53My cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54So
00:12:55It's perfect
00:13:00Oh, and uh
00:13:01Wear something nice
00:13:02For Christmas dinner
00:13:03Don't worry
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:10Too much
00:13:31Let's go, Sam
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ set
00:13:34Hold on
00:13:35And you're covered in water
00:13:36And you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37And it's not yours
00:13:40It's my daughter's
00:13:42Daughter's
00:13:43Give me a DNA test
00:13:45For that little girl that he's with
00:14:01Hey, there they are
00:14:03Hey
00:14:06Dad
00:14:06So glad you made it
00:14:08Oh
00:14:09Missed you
00:14:10So
00:14:11Where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus bailed
00:14:18Good, good, good
00:14:20So
00:14:20Heard you got a new hubby, sweetie
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:25Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up
00:14:28To stop people talking
00:14:29Poor thing
00:14:30Not surprising
00:14:32I mean, she's 30
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age
00:14:35You become undateable
00:14:36Plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas
00:14:46Auntie Pamela
00:14:47Debbie
00:14:48My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern
00:14:51We're only worried about you
00:14:53All these years without a husband
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela
00:14:58You know, you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:01And look what happened
00:15:02She got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:04Raising a kid all alone
00:15:06I'm not alone
00:15:07I'm not alone
00:15:08Mm-hmm
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:14He's a manager
00:15:15Manager
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:18Trash
00:15:20Probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva
00:15:26Actually
00:15:29He's right here
00:15:32Oh, wow
00:15:36Wow
00:15:36He is really good looking
00:15:39Ah, must be AI
00:15:41Mm-hmm
00:15:42Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills
00:15:45Fake
00:15:46That's enough
00:15:47She's our daughter and your niece
00:15:49Show some respect
00:15:51Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William
00:15:56And you turned him down?
00:15:58Well, guess what?
00:15:59William works for the Harrison Group now
00:16:02Makes 500 grand a year
00:16:05That's half a million
00:16:07Half a million
00:16:08Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York
00:16:12And speak of the devil
00:16:17Willie, you made it
00:16:30There you are
00:16:31Oh, look at you now
00:16:33Living the dream
00:16:35Oh, just think, Eva
00:16:37Well, you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:40Had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:43So married, huh?
00:16:45Is it serious?
00:16:48That's what marriage is
00:16:49It's pretty serious
00:16:51Wow
00:16:52You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:55Makes sense, though
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:59Dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:01Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie
00:17:04Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder
00:17:07That's right
00:17:09Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus
00:17:13Women love a man in red
00:17:15Sexy, like Santa Claus
00:17:18When I sit on my lap
00:17:20Don't touch me
00:17:21Oh, so entitled
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste
00:17:27And yet, for some reason
00:17:29He's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:32I mean, look at that car
00:17:34Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:38Think of the life I can give you and Piper
00:17:39With all my Harrison Group money
00:17:41Ditch your nobody husband
00:17:43And marry me instead
00:17:45I wouldn't marry you
00:17:47If you were the last man on Earth
00:17:53My mom would never marry
00:17:55She already has a husband
00:17:56And he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:01Is that so?
00:18:03Well then, where is he?
00:18:05Because I don't see him
00:18:07Does anyone see him?
00:18:11No
00:18:11Just like I thought
00:18:13Telling lies just like Mommy
00:18:16That puts you on the naughty list
00:18:19And let me show you
00:18:20What happens in naughty children
00:18:25Hey
00:18:25Mommy
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:28I see your hands
00:18:29Oh my god
00:18:30I'm gonna take her in
00:18:31And get her packed up, okay?
00:18:32Come on, now
00:18:33Let's go
00:18:35What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:37How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:42Let me go
00:18:43Now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:46When I'm having such a good time?
00:18:48Let me go
00:19:03Touch my wife again
00:19:05And I will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:11Max, you came
00:19:12Don't worry, sweetie
00:19:16Where's Piper?
00:19:18William Hitter
00:19:20Mom, Dad, have taken her inside
00:19:21Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of
00:19:24Well, well, well
00:19:25If it isn't a waste marriage
00:19:27Or I've been hearing so much about
00:19:29That's right
00:19:32Now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:35Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:38It's an honor to meet you
00:19:39I'm Max
00:19:40Eva told us all about you
00:19:42From New York
00:19:43Polite, handsome
00:19:45Just like she said
00:19:47Wow
00:19:48He was an AI
00:19:49See?
00:19:51He's real
00:19:52And he's more of a man here
00:19:53Than William would ever dream to be
00:19:55Son of a bitch
00:19:56You just ruined my suit
00:19:58And watch the way that you drive that
00:20:00That pristine automobile
00:20:02That car
00:20:03Oh, my God
00:20:05That's worth more than a house
00:20:07That car
00:20:08It was all over the news
00:20:09When the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it
00:20:13Wait
00:20:14Are you?
00:20:19Like I said
00:20:20I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:22And that's all he needs to know
00:20:25I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:26You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:29You stole it
00:20:30That car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:32Jesus
00:20:33How did he get away with it?
00:20:35That's what I want to know
00:20:37Enough, please
00:20:40I trust my daughter
00:20:42She would never marry a criminal
00:20:45Max, be honest with me
00:20:47Where did that car come from?
00:20:50How much do you want for it?
00:20:52I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes
00:20:55Sir
00:20:57You need a breath, man
00:21:00All right, that's it
00:21:01I'm calling the cops
00:21:02Oh, way ahead of you
00:21:04Wait
00:21:05What?
00:21:07Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:09Oh, well
00:21:11Too late
00:21:17Listen, hon
00:21:19I believe you
00:21:20But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:25Mr. Smith
00:21:25Don't worry
00:21:26It's my car
00:21:27Okay
00:21:27It's not stolen
00:21:28Yeah?
00:21:29If it's yours
00:21:30Then prove it
00:21:31Thank you
00:21:32Cops will be here in 15 minutes
00:21:34Enjoy Christmas behind bars
00:21:36Okay
00:21:37I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:38But then you have to get lost
00:21:40And never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:43Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:46Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:48Loser
00:21:49Say one more word
00:21:50And I'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:54Jesus
00:21:54Maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:57It's kind of sexy, though
00:22:00Here
00:22:01Title and proof of ownership
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:15Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Mr. Harrison?
00:22:20Just play alone
00:22:23Merry Christmas, Willie
00:22:24Now get the fuck out of here
00:22:26Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:28Yes, sir
00:22:30I'm so sorry, sir
00:22:32Please accept my tears of love
00:22:34Please
00:22:45Oh, that William
00:22:46What a jerk, huh?
00:22:48He fooled me
00:22:49What can I say?
00:22:51Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:54Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:56Oh, come on, Eva
00:22:57We were just looking out for you
00:23:00Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison
00:23:02You know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:04Soon?
00:23:05Do you think that, uh, you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:09A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors
00:23:13We are family, aren't we?
00:23:15Family takes care of each other
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us
00:23:26Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah
00:23:30I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy
00:23:35For your best life
00:23:36With my new son-in-law
00:23:39Come on, guys, let's go in
00:23:40Welcome to the family
00:23:45Welcome
00:23:45Come on
00:23:50This is your fault, Pam
00:23:52You can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:55My fault
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:14And how do you
00:24:14I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes
00:24:25It's the season of giving
00:24:26He knows people
00:24:28Has connections
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:34Yeah, and you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh my god, just don't blow your cover
00:24:40Dad!
00:24:40Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:44Oh, honey
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking
00:24:51I think they'd get it, hon
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine
00:24:58Why don't you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:02And after your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:04We'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06Great
00:25:07See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:10What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay
00:25:14Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax
00:25:20It was just a hug
00:25:23Ugh
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:27You'll be okay
00:25:28It's just one week
00:25:30Kill me now
00:25:31Well, I would, but I need to get paid
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:40That's weird
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:44I don't know, something just falls off
00:25:47That's ridiculous
00:25:48I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:25:51Make him promise to prove him?
00:25:53Something like this
00:25:55Later
00:25:58Let's go
00:26:02Here we go
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey
00:26:07Everything looks amazing
00:26:08And happy holidays
00:26:09To the newest member of our family
00:26:11Max
00:26:14Welcome
00:26:15Cheers
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith
00:26:17Looks great
00:26:18Oh, just call me mom, honey
00:26:20I had no idea what you liked
00:26:22So I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:24But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Oh, no
00:26:30Mom's testing him
00:26:31She's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:35And you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow
00:26:40Eva, sweetie
00:26:43Kicking my foot
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom
00:26:45I
00:26:46Oh, jeez
00:26:47Come on
00:26:47What's your face?
00:26:48It's okay
00:26:49Look, mom, of course he knows it
00:26:51And I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies
00:27:07Did I hear this right?
00:27:08They're the best kind
00:27:11Well, of course
00:27:12It's pumpkin pie
00:27:14See?
00:27:15Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good
00:27:18But something still fills off
00:27:19Mom
00:27:20Don't make it weird
00:27:21Okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25And we eloped
00:27:26Before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:28But our marriage is real
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:35Now those are quality
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51Well, um, it's
00:27:54Silly face
00:27:54Dropped it outside
00:27:55On the sidewalk
00:27:57Luckily, I was there
00:27:58To pick it up for
00:27:59Silly face
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04Consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:07It's lazers
00:28:08It's nice
00:28:10You can afford this
00:28:11On a waste manager's salary
00:28:12Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith
00:28:14There is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:16And I'm not just talking about William
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22So come on, guys
00:28:23Let's eat
00:28:24Come on
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:43Nice and festive for you
00:28:44No complications, right?
00:28:47Sorry, honey?
00:28:48Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:49I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:51Oh, honey
00:28:52Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered
00:28:57The city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59Something about water conservation
00:29:01That means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal
00:29:07Just shower together
00:29:10Shower together
00:29:14Just shower together
00:29:15Okay, you guys
00:29:16Have a good night, okay?
00:29:21You hurt
00:29:43Oh, wow
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:47Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:49Come on, we're wasting time
00:29:51You have 15 minutes
00:29:52Nice try
00:29:53I am not showering with you
00:29:55Alright, suit yourself
00:29:56All room for me in there
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first
00:30:16Come on, Max
00:30:17Get out of the way
00:30:19We agreed, nothing physical
00:30:21You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey
00:30:23Relax
00:30:24I won't touch you
00:30:26Unless you say you want me to
00:30:30But that'll cost extra
00:30:41And your dreams
00:30:43Free to join me
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:06You're not going to have any shower water left
00:31:07You wish
00:31:09Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10Pray you'll fall for me
00:31:13It's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15Oh, yeah?
00:31:17True
00:31:29Holy shit
00:31:34This is
00:31:34This is going to be harder than I thought
00:31:38I'll say
00:31:39What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:42Still think you can lose this?
00:31:45Baby
00:31:47I don't think I want you
00:31:53Max, I shut it up
00:31:57Or maybe we should
00:31:59God, he's such a good kisser
00:32:02Why does this feel so
00:32:05Familiar?
00:32:10Mom, we're so sexy
00:32:16Max, we cannot do this
00:32:23What?
00:32:24I didn't mean to cross any
00:32:26It's not you, Max
00:32:27It's us
00:32:28It's this
00:32:29This is all an act
00:32:30Let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:33You're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:37I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:38Just
00:32:46That birthmark
00:32:48That birthmark
00:32:51What is that?
00:32:55It's him
00:32:56The man from New Year's
00:32:57Is he
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:06Oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10Are you okay?
00:33:11Yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17Alone
00:33:20Of course
00:33:23We have a daughter together
00:33:25Oh my god
00:33:27What do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36You can take the bed
00:33:38Thanks
00:33:40Hey
00:33:42Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Look, fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:47So if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:51I want to help
00:33:52He's Piper's father
00:33:54He has a right to know
00:33:56Um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59How would you feel
00:34:01If you found out
00:34:02You had a kid?
00:34:06A child?
00:34:08No, no, no
00:34:09That's
00:34:09That's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:10Very
00:34:11Careful
00:34:13Mostly
00:34:15I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17To sleep around
00:34:18Family to me
00:34:19Is a big commitment
00:34:20And
00:34:20I don't want any loose ends
00:34:22You know
00:34:23Right
00:34:26He wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27Tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:34:31Why do you ask?
00:34:33No reason
00:34:33Just
00:34:34Just curious
00:34:35No, I feel like you're
00:34:37Going somewhere with this
00:34:39What?
00:34:41No
00:34:41Well then
00:34:42Can I ask you a question?
00:34:45Shoot
00:34:51Where did you get these?
00:34:52And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:55I did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:00Break the contract?
00:35:04I don't know where those came from
00:35:04Give me the
00:35:07Whoah!
00:35:11Oh
00:35:18Elon
00:35:19The truth is
00:35:21Is that I
00:35:24Go, go, go, go, go
00:35:26Just a second
00:35:28Come in.
00:35:30Hey, hon.
00:35:32Oh, sorry for interrupting,
00:35:34but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:37before I tuck her in.
00:35:38Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:39We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:42I can see that.
00:35:43Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:45I mean, if you don't mind.
00:35:48Well, attaboy.
00:35:49You know what?
00:35:50Just put a shirt on.
00:35:51I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:52Piper!
00:35:53Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:57He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:59to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:01and away they all flew,
00:36:03like the down of a thistle.
00:36:04But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:06as he drove out of sight,
00:36:09Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:10and to all,
00:36:12a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:18she'd be over the moon.
00:36:20Good night, Piper.
00:36:25Is her dad still around?
00:36:26Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:29because you are her dad.
00:36:31Uh, no.
00:36:32That man has no idea
00:36:34what a treasure
00:36:37he's missing out on.
00:36:40Do you really think so?
00:36:43From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:45Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:47He deserves to know.
00:36:54Max.
00:36:58You are Piper's father.
00:37:07I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:33Where's Piper?
00:37:35She must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:37:53God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:03Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:06Not on my watch
00:38:11Yeah, this
00:38:12I remember this
00:38:24Good morning, you two lovebugs
00:38:27How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:30Good morning, Miss Smith
00:38:31It was great
00:38:32Wonderful
00:38:34Well, it's about to get even better
00:38:38Oh no
00:38:39What is that?
00:38:40Sardines and saltines
00:38:42It's a Smith family classic
00:38:44It was my gram gram's favorite during wartime
00:38:46Don't be shy
00:38:47Go ahead and grab a handful
00:38:50Max, you don't have to
00:38:52No, no, it's okay
00:38:53It's a Smith family staple
00:39:17It's a Smith family staple
00:39:23There we go
00:39:25Could I have some water, please?
00:39:28That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year
00:39:32What's the deal with them?
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:34Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:39:36Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:39:40Hey, don't worry
00:39:41I'll protect you and Piper
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight
00:39:48Just in case
00:39:49Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:04Wait, that earring
00:40:06Wait, that earring
00:40:08You like it?
00:40:10I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:40:13Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:16I don't really remember the details
00:40:17But luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:40:22Right
00:40:22Yeah, it's just a common earring
00:40:24Anyone can have it
00:40:25Maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:40:27She can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:32So Ava and Piper still aren't here
00:40:36But Derek said that Ava got married
00:40:39What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:43An aging single mom
00:40:45Slim pickings
00:40:47I heard he's in waste management
00:40:49That explains it
00:40:50She's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:40:53Oh, please, Miranda
00:40:55Look, Ava is your niece
00:40:57Oh, come on, Grandpa
00:40:59Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand
00:41:02Her track record speaks for itself
00:41:04Exactly
00:41:05Not like my Sierra
00:41:07Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:12Oh, they're here
00:41:14Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:21Merry Christmas, everybody
00:41:22Merry Christmas
00:41:24You must be Grandpa Harold
00:41:26I am
00:41:27I'm Ava's husband
00:41:28Max
00:41:29Pleasure to meet you
00:41:30Welcome
00:41:30You're Ava's husband
00:41:33But
00:41:34You're gorgeous
00:41:37But
00:41:37What is handsome as you?
00:41:39Look at you two
00:41:40You look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:42Merry Christmas, Grandpa
00:41:44Merry Christmas
00:41:45This is from Max and I
00:41:47Oh, my goodness
00:41:48Thank you, Eva
00:41:49Let me grab that for you, Daddy
00:41:52Oops
00:41:53Oh, my bad
00:41:54Ooh
00:41:54A homemade gift
00:41:56How thrifty
00:41:58Not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:00Mommy's right, you mean all the hack
00:42:03You little
00:42:06You will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:08Or you will lose yours
00:42:10Oh
00:42:11I think you broke my wrist
00:42:13Look what you just did to my mother
00:42:15My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:42:19He could ruin your life
00:42:32Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:34I'm fine
00:42:35I'm just wet, honey
00:42:36Yeah
00:42:36It's okay
00:42:37It's okay
00:42:40What are you?
00:42:41Ow
00:42:43Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:45Did you just slap me?
00:42:48Next time it'll be a closed fist
00:42:49You're a fucking psycho
00:42:51You know what, Sierra?
00:42:52I can take your little insults
00:42:53But leave my family out of this
00:42:57Her family
00:42:58She needs me
00:43:04You okay, honey?
00:43:06Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:08Do something
00:43:09You don't know who you're messing with
00:43:11I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:43:14Oh, wow
00:43:14I'm sure the CEO would love to hear
00:43:17That you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:20Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:43:23Let's call him
00:43:24I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:26Please
00:43:28Who do you think you are?
00:43:30Enough
00:43:32There will be no arguing during Christmas
00:43:36Fine, Dad
00:43:36Let it go, Nathan
00:43:38They're just jealous
00:43:42For Grandpa's sake
00:43:43I'll let you off easy
00:43:44I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:43:48I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:43:51Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:53Alright, that's enough
00:43:55Everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:17Is this a joke?
00:44:20Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:22Hold it
00:44:22Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:24My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:30My husband and I paid for this feast
00:44:33King crab, fresh from Alaska
00:44:36And grass-fed wagyu
00:44:39Three times the price
00:44:40Fifty times the flavor
00:44:42And you don't get a single bite
00:44:44It's just petty
00:44:46Maybe so
00:44:47But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:44:51Fine
00:44:53Then we won't stay and eat with you
00:44:55Come on, let's go
00:44:56No, no
00:44:57Don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:00Grandpa, I'm sorry
00:45:01But they're treating us like
00:45:03I know, dear
00:45:04I just want to have our family together
00:45:06Fine
00:45:07We'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:10Better a stray than a bitch
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:13What was that?
00:45:16I just want to have our family together
00:45:19Fine
00:45:20We'll stay
00:45:22Can I have a little napole?
00:45:24It's okay, sweetie
00:45:25We'll get something right after
00:45:27Like drive-thru?
00:45:29I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:31That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:45:36No strays
00:45:38Ow
00:45:38Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:40Yes, please
00:45:41You hit my child
00:45:43You're fucking crazy
00:45:44Well, if you'd teach her some manners
00:45:46Maybe I wouldn't have to
00:45:51Don't worry, baby
00:45:52I'll handle it
00:45:56Don't worry, baby
00:45:57I'll handle it
00:46:01Piper
00:46:03Sweetie
00:46:03Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:09Okay, sweetheart
00:46:10Give me two minutes
00:46:11Or one phone call
00:46:12As if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:15Actually, I do
00:46:17He's such a liar
00:46:19This ought to be hilarious
00:46:20Oh, it will be
00:46:24Sam
00:46:26Yeah, send the troops
00:46:27And bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:29I'm already on my way
00:46:34Bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:46:37I'm already on my way
00:46:40You hear this guy?
00:46:41He wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:44From Antarctica
00:46:46Now I get why you married him, Eva
00:46:48His silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:51Max, what are you doing?
00:46:54Don't worry about it, sweetheart
00:46:55Santa's already on his way
00:46:56Actually
00:46:58Five
00:46:59Four
00:47:01Three
00:47:02Two
00:47:03One
00:47:07A helicopter
00:47:14There's no way
00:47:20How did you pull this off?
00:47:22Sam is like family
00:47:23I thought I'd introduce you to
00:47:24Thanks, boss
00:47:27Boss?
00:47:28Eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:29Maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:47:32Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:36I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:39You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:43Mm-hmm
00:47:46Come on
00:47:48You can stop kidding around
00:47:50If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:47:52Pretending to be my husband?
00:47:54No, I actually am the CEO
00:47:56Come on
00:47:56You can stop the charade
00:47:57Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:01Eva, I'm not pretending
00:48:04Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:17How is this possible?
00:48:19This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:26Who are you?
00:48:27I told you, I'm Eva's husband
00:48:29That chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:48:32Wait, no, hold on
00:48:36You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:41You're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:42Hmm, some of the small ones
00:48:45I mean, you know that
00:48:47You work for me
00:48:48Oh, God
00:48:49I insulted my own boss
00:48:52I'm finished
00:48:57Oh, God
00:48:58I insulted my own boss
00:49:00I'm finished
00:49:01Didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:04Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move
00:49:06Worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:08For tonight, your feast ends
00:49:10And with that, your career
00:49:13You're fired
00:49:14Fired?
00:49:16Sam
00:49:20Fired?
00:49:21Oh, God
00:49:22I can't be fired
00:49:24What?
00:49:26Mr. Harrison, please
00:49:27You can have as much crab as you want
00:49:29Please, Mr. Harrison
00:49:31I'll do anything
00:49:32Guys
00:49:33Take out the trash
00:49:39And you
00:49:41Oh, me?
00:49:43Mr. Harrison, come on
00:49:45That was a Christmas joke
00:49:46A family tradition
00:49:48Yeah, well
00:49:49There's a new family tradition
00:49:50Sam
00:49:55Will you do me the honors?
00:49:58Gladly
00:50:03Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria
00:50:07Father, do something
00:50:09Well, you kind of deserve that
00:50:11I'm leaving
00:50:13Mmm, pumpkin
00:50:14My favorite
00:50:21Come on, sweetie
00:50:22Daddy had the scrapped line
00:50:23Just for you
00:50:24Eat as much as you want
00:50:26Thanks, Daddy
00:50:30I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:32I just couldn't take them
00:50:33Treating you like that
00:50:34Honestly
00:50:36This is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:38Well, if you want
00:50:39We can have many more
00:50:40Just like this
00:50:42Does he really mean that?
00:50:44Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:46I can't tell
00:50:47And that terrifies me
00:50:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison
00:50:55I brought you a gift
00:50:56Here's the paternity test
00:50:57Between the boss and that little girl
00:50:58Oh
00:51:00Oh
00:51:05This is wonderful
00:51:07Sam, I have a granddaughter
00:51:10Tell me everything
00:51:11Miss Eva Smith
00:51:12Single mother
00:51:13Small town gal
00:51:14Didn't finish high school
00:51:16Currently works in retail
00:51:17Oh, Maximus
00:51:18I thought I raised you better
00:51:21A high school dropout
00:51:22In the Harrison family?
00:51:25Not a chance
00:51:30She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:33Maximus seems to like her
00:51:35Silence
00:51:35Get me the address where she works
00:51:37It's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:39That's nice
00:51:40We own that one
00:51:42Good work
00:51:43But take off that stupid hat
00:51:55Thanks
00:51:56So your dad insisted
00:51:58That I try this wine
00:51:59That he's been saving
00:52:00For 20 years
00:52:02Sounds like he's happy
00:52:03With his new son-in-law
00:52:04And how about you?
00:52:10Me?
00:52:11Yeah
00:52:13Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:18Eva
00:52:29That birthmark
00:52:30Family to me is a big commitment
00:52:33And I don't want any loose ends
00:52:35You know?
00:52:37Maximus, there's so much we don't know
00:52:39So much we're not telling each other
00:52:40No feelings, no complications
00:52:44That's what we agreed upon
00:52:45Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:52:48Max
00:52:49Yeah, I guess you're right
00:52:52Well, it's cold
00:52:54Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:52:58Max
00:53:00I need to tell you something
00:53:04Something important
00:53:05What's gotten into her?
00:53:07Is she hiding something?
00:53:09Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:12I haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:17Piper is
00:53:20Piper is
00:53:21Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:53:24Sweetie
00:53:25Oh my gosh
00:53:26It's so swollen
00:53:27Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:29Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:53:31Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:53:35Come on, Piper
00:53:39Okay, let me see
00:53:43I promise
00:53:44I won't let anyone
00:53:46Hurt you or Mommy again
00:53:47But that's not true
00:53:48You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:53Uh...
00:53:53Daddy!
00:53:54No!
00:53:57Well...
00:54:02Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:07Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:10Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:54:12Really?
00:54:13Please stay, Daddy
00:54:17You think it was Scar?
00:54:21Hmm
00:54:24I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:25Scars make you look like a badass
00:54:27I have one, too
00:54:29Dad
00:54:31I got that when I was about your age
00:54:32Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:35Really?
00:54:36No way
00:54:37No
00:54:38It was actually a cactus
00:54:40But it's still cool
00:54:43I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:54:49Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:51My mom said I had that when I was born
00:54:58And how old are you?
00:55:00Six
00:55:01Six?
00:55:02That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:04Okay, I found the first date kit
00:55:07Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:11What do I even say?
00:55:12And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:15Sorry, honey
00:55:15This man's your dad
00:55:16And he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:20Um...
00:55:21Yeah
00:55:23Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:26Ivor
00:55:30Okay, look
00:55:34Piper is...
00:55:40Go on
00:55:47Must be an emergency
00:55:49Excuse me
00:55:50Sorry, I'm gonna take this
00:55:59Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:01Yeah
00:56:03Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:06I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:10Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:13I'm telling you, Max
00:56:14That woman is manipulating you
00:56:16She's a high school dropout
00:56:18Doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:20And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:23I'm Eva's husband
00:56:24Max
00:56:25That man has no idea
00:56:27What a treasure
00:56:29He's missing out on
00:56:33I'm sorry, Max
00:56:35You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:37Your mother would take her away
00:56:38After Christmas
00:56:39It's over
00:56:42Eva?
00:56:44Maximus?
00:56:45Are you even listening to me?
00:56:47No, Mom, Mom
00:56:48Listen, I'm sorry
00:56:49Okay, Eva's my wife
00:56:51And I've made up my mind
00:56:52I'm not leaving her
00:56:55Eva?
00:57:01Thank you
00:57:06This is for you, Grandma
00:57:13Oh, wow
00:57:15That's so cool
00:57:16What did you make?
00:57:17Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:57:20Oh, thank you so much
00:57:23Thanks, God
00:57:24I'm glad you're here
00:57:26God
00:57:27Oh
00:57:29Damn, these are nice
00:57:30Grandpa
00:57:32Language
00:57:32Little ears
00:57:38Piper
00:57:39Do you want to go see your present?
00:57:41It's in the other room by the train set
00:57:42Here, I'll go with you
00:57:43Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:45Ready, ready
00:57:46Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:57:48What do we got, guys?
00:57:49Walking home from our house
00:57:51Christmas Eve
00:57:55You never told me
00:57:59Have we met before?
00:58:04Have we met before?
00:58:07She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:12I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:15Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:58:26I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:27Lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:29They're very common
00:58:29I feel so awful
00:58:31But I can't lose my child
00:58:33No matter how I feel about him
00:58:37Maybe
00:58:40Are you okay?
00:58:43Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:46I know
00:58:48I'm fine
00:58:50Um
00:58:51Oh, I almost forgot
00:58:55I got you this
00:58:56You got me a gift, too?
00:58:58Tis the season
00:59:00Open it
00:59:13Gloves
00:59:15Did you make these?
00:59:17Yeah
00:59:18I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:20But
00:59:20That's Christmas
00:59:22You've already done so much for me
00:59:24I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:28How did I feel?
00:59:30Warm, right?
00:59:31Yeah
00:59:33Warm
00:59:35Soft
00:59:38Perfect
00:59:42Thank you, Eva
00:59:44I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:48Really?
00:59:50Yeah, my mom
00:59:51She partied all the time
00:59:52And I got gifts
00:59:54Plenty of them
00:59:55But
00:59:56I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:00Nothing
01:00:01Personal
01:00:02Well, you deserve it
01:00:05You're a good guy
01:00:07And
01:00:07Someday you'll
01:00:09Find
01:00:10Someone special
01:00:11To
01:00:11Spend all your Christmases with
01:00:14What if that day's today?
01:00:19What if I already found someone special?
01:00:23Right here
01:00:47Max
01:00:49We can't
01:00:51If you want me to stop
01:00:52You better tell me right now
01:00:59Come on
01:01:00I don't want you to stop
01:01:03Come on
01:01:07No matter how many years pass
01:01:09I still can't resist him
01:01:11I still can't resist him
01:01:24I don't want you
01:01:34God
01:01:35Oh, God
01:01:35You were drowning me
01:01:36With me
01:01:36I can't resist him
01:01:38I can't resist him
01:01:40I can't resist him
01:01:43I can resist him
01:01:46I can't resist him
01:01:49Piper!
01:01:52She can't see us
01:02:10Eva?
01:02:14Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:29That was way too close.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:37Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:42Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:46You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:53Let me give it to you.
01:03:31What are you calling me to serve me?
01:03:37Hello?
01:03:38Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:40I'm Max's mother.
01:03:41Name your price.
01:03:43What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:46What?
01:03:46We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:50Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:54My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:58Piper is my daughter.
01:04:00And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:03So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:05But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:10Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:16You okay?
01:04:21Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:24So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:28What are you talking about?
01:04:30It's over.
01:04:31It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:36Eva, wait.
01:04:40So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:48Max, it's not real.
01:04:50None of it was real.
01:04:51So this is just a goodbye.
01:04:55Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:00Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:04But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:07And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:10Just tell me what you need.
01:05:12I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:17Just say the word.
01:05:23You don't get it.
01:05:26You don't get it.
01:05:34I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:41I won't give up on us.
01:05:57Are we here?
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:01As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:07Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:09We're home.
01:06:14How can she just walk away?
01:06:23Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:25It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:27Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:30You promised.
01:06:32Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:34Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:38All right, fine.
01:06:39When?
01:06:41Two days.
01:06:43I'll come pick you up.
01:06:44No need.
01:06:45Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:06:52I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:58So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:00Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:02If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:04I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:19If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:22If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:07:22Step ten times.
01:07:25Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:30Boss?
01:07:31Boss?
01:07:35Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:39I need to go win back my family.
01:07:41Family?
01:07:42Boss, you okay?
01:07:44Never better.
01:07:47Go get her, Max.
01:07:51Give it your best smile and...
01:07:53Ah, there he is.
01:07:56Maximus, darling.
01:07:58I have some prospects for you.
01:08:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:06Oh.
01:08:08I told you.
01:08:09I already found the woman I love.
01:08:17Maximus, stop this.
01:08:19That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:23Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:26You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:30No, I'm not.
01:08:32Oh?
01:08:33I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:37I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:42What?
01:08:55Oh, that's her.
01:08:57The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:02Hi, welcome in.
01:09:04Can I help you find something?
01:09:05I want to try those.
01:09:10Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:13Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20I know what I want.
01:09:22Size 7.
01:09:24Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:28Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:36Ignore her.
01:09:37She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:38Here, let me help you.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:45She seems kind.
01:09:51I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:53She's just doing her job.
01:09:56How do they feel?
01:09:58Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:01I think I need a size up.
01:10:04Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:08Right away.
01:10:09I'll be right back.
01:10:11She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:14Was I wrong about her?
01:10:30Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:33Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:36She can't walk.
01:10:39That's just pure evil.
01:10:43Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:46She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:48Who cares?
01:10:49It's the last pair.
01:10:50I get paid commission.
01:10:57I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:00See?
01:11:02This is your whole problem.
01:11:05This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:09I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:12I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:14She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:17People who insult her all day?
01:11:19I'm your manager.
01:11:25Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:34Did I stutter?
01:11:39You don't have to fire me.
01:11:43I quit.
01:11:49I don't work here anymore.
01:11:52Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:55They're broken.
01:11:56Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:58You're a good person after all.
01:12:01Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:04I'm sorry?
01:12:07Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:09Get out!
01:12:15You're not disabled?
01:12:17Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:22Absolutely shameful.
01:12:24Who are you?
01:12:25I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group.
01:12:29And the owner of this store.
01:12:32You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:12:34Mother of the CEO?
01:12:36I am.
01:12:37And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:40What did I do?
01:12:44You are a good person.
01:12:47From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:53Are you serious?
01:12:56That's right.
01:12:58Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:00You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:09You.
01:13:10Out.
01:13:12I'll leave.
01:13:15I'm leaving.
01:13:19I...
01:13:19I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:22No.
01:13:23Don't worry.
01:13:25You're getting a promotion.
01:13:27You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:31First assignment.
01:13:33I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:13:39Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:43Okay.
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:46Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:50I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:59She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:01Of course, she lives like this.
01:14:12Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:18Max?
01:14:19Eva?
01:14:20What are you doing here?
01:14:23I, uh...
01:14:24There you are, Eva.
01:14:27Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:30My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:33What are you...
01:14:37That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:42Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:44Stop.
01:14:45And you.
01:14:46You lied to me at the store.
01:14:49You were both just testing me?
01:14:52Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:54I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:55I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:59But I was wrong.
01:15:00Eva, please.
01:15:01I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:03Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:07How could you think that of me?
01:15:09It's not like that, dear.
01:15:11Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:13Mom, what did you do?
01:15:15I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:18We're not together.
01:15:20And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:26I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:30What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:31Go after her.
01:15:35Eva.
01:15:36Let me go.
01:15:37I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:39We come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:41Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:42I'm not pretending.
01:15:44Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:46In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:53Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:58Max, you came.
01:15:59God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:03I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:07Just say the word.
01:16:11See?
01:16:14Stop fighting.
01:16:17We belong together.
01:16:20You're wrong.
01:16:21Wrong about what?
01:16:23That you care?
01:16:25Or we belong together?
01:16:26Look, I already told you.
01:16:28We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:31Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:35Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:40Eva.
01:16:43Eva!
01:16:46I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:47Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:56Ow!
01:16:57Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:00Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:02Come here.
01:17:10No, you're not fine.
01:17:12You're sad.
01:17:15I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:18I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:23I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:17:28Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:31Love bug.
01:17:33You're right.
01:17:34What am I doing?
01:17:35Running like a coward?
01:17:39I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:41Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:45I believe in you.
01:17:46What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:49I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:54Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:56Piper is his daughter.
01:18:03Enough sulking.
01:18:04Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:08Don't you think I want to?
01:18:10She doesn't want me.
01:18:12I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:14Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:16You can't abandon her.
01:18:17Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:18I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:22And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:26What are you talking about?
01:18:28I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:31Piper is your daughter.
01:18:33What?
01:18:34See for yourself.
01:18:41I was right.
01:18:43Seven years ago.
01:18:45New Year's.
01:18:46That woman was Eva.
01:18:57Eva.
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01Daddy.
01:19:03Daddy.
01:19:04Piper.
01:19:08I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:15You came back.
01:19:20I, uh...
01:19:22Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:30I, uh...
01:19:31I was scared.
01:19:33But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:36Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:40Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:19:44I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:48Piper is your daughter.
01:19:50You knew.
01:19:51My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:53Mama.
01:19:54Oh.
01:19:58Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:00But you've known this whole time?
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:05I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:08How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:22I love you, Eva.
01:20:25I love you, too.
01:20:27I promise.
01:20:28I promise.
01:20:28For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:32As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:45Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:48For real this time?
01:20:50Yes.
01:20:51Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:57Yes.
01:20:58Hi.
01:21:00Hi.
01:21:01Hi.
01:21:03Hi.
01:21:04Hi.
01:21:04Hi.
01:21:05Hi.
01:21:05Hi.
01:21:06Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:13I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:20Who's that?
01:21:22Eva!
01:21:25Take me back!
01:21:28I'm sorry!
01:21:29I struck your tire!
01:21:33Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:36Again.
01:21:38No?
01:21:39Not funny?
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