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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Go, go, go.
01:21Starlight is running wild. Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:51Keep going.
01:55Stop!
01:58We designated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving in the armed forces, thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
02:09The new arm is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over two billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the Aveda margins.
02:20But all of this...
02:22The most important truth is...
02:25...is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
02:31Our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:36Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:39Which Starlight tried to do on our southern border?
02:42Got it.
02:42Is there no depth...
02:44...to want that little wha-
02:45Who wondered, Queen Maeve?
02:47Because they're leaving us!
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no!
02:51Just these two!
02:51Please!
02:51No, what?
02:52So they can tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Maeve.
02:57No, you stay back!
02:59All of you!
02:59Stay back!
03:00You stay the fuck back!
03:01And I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:05What the f***?
03:07No, by the f***?
03:13I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:20I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:29No, I will save you!
03:33You've done this for some time!
03:33The story you are soon to get is the Netflix to be.
03:34Does you see something you are ready to go?
03:34Yeah, I'll do this for a lot of my friends!
03:36I can tell you what the F***?
03:37period. And the American people have the good sense to call out a lie when they say
03:41Stay back! You're on laser every fucking woman!
03:46Stay back!
03:49I'm laser every-
03:50Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
04:00Tough day.
04:02Sad day.
04:04When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
04:08This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
04:13Let's open it up.
04:15Chris Hayes.
04:16Vice President Barrett.
04:17Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking. Literally.
04:21And no. Just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
04:26the U.S. of A.
04:26That is exactly the kind of super-phobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
04:31Honestly.
04:32Do better?
04:33What about your so-called Freedom Camps? The Starlighter dissidents?
04:36More clickbait.
04:37I mean, who doesn't love freedom? And camp.
04:40We knew this would happen sooner or later.
04:42We've been ready.
04:43In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
04:49their collarbone.
04:50The share price is only down half a point.
04:52Besides that, damage is minimal.
04:54What's this?
04:55That is a Gutenberg Bible. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
04:59You're really on top of the world, huh? Peter Thiel. The Obamas calling you for advice.
05:07Everyone loves you.
05:09You can't really think I care.
05:10Maybe you didn't used to.
05:12It's all for you.
05:13Higher the share price, happier the billionaires. The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
05:18Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer? Saying that maybe... I even did something to, uh... my
05:29son?
05:29No. Everyone knows that Ryan is... Sorry. That he is a boarding school in Svalbard. That story's holding. We're good.
05:41And how about you, Sage? Are you... good?
05:47I'm fine.
05:48You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you? You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
05:55No.
05:56Then, just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
06:03I WAS HUMILIATED!
06:07As if people don't hate me enough!
06:09Your numbers are north of 96.
06:10Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts. Word counts.
06:17Have you seen the memes?
06:18Have you seen the memes about me?
06:23Posting them... should be a crime.
06:26Yes, but we can't go...
06:30Oh, look, you're serious.
06:32Uh, sir...
06:34Ongoing conflict is useful to us. It keeps people afraid.
06:37No, no, no, no, no, no!
06:40You promised me, Caesar.
06:41He was stabbed by his best friends.
06:43Well, I can relate to that. But I need people to be devoted.
06:48Give it!
06:48To me!
06:50May I speak freely?
06:51Give it a shot.
06:52I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
07:03You know what's gonna make me happy.
07:06I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
07:16I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
07:25That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
07:33Consider it done, sir.
08:04Un petit ticket doré pour aller mal aller
08:06Parler
08:08Parler dans Vigiafort
08:10T'as pas besoin de sonner
08:12Demande Ă l'interphone
08:16Si t'as envie de quelqu'un
08:18Décroche ton téléphone
08:19Téléphone, téléphone
08:20Dans un autre temps, dans un autre temps
08:22C'est
08:23Je tourne une microphone
08:26T'as pas besoin de gueuler
08:29Demande au mégaphone
08:43Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Désolé
08:48Merci quoi petit tu
08:51Thank you
08:52On saw
08:53Peels of any's exploits
08:56Enjoy
09:18Put it on, my friend
09:41Luis, la bebida
09:57And he got the flight 37
09:59With you out
10:04That's all you have to say
10:09No
10:11No
10:15No!
10:46Hello, Dad.
10:49Billy.
10:57You are a wanted man.
10:59Me, Judy.
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof there's no God in it.
11:13She's dead, and there you are.
11:16Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29I fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You're buffing us where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44Where'd you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:51In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And then he come home.
12:17And you called him a little poof.
12:21Well...
12:22Never looked at this again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
12:46Made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:52I'll show ya.
12:54Son.
12:55Please.
12:56I know.
12:58I ain't got long to go.
13:00Waste of time.
13:02I know.
13:05Bo, give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:11You don't get a change, have you?
13:21Who says...
13:22I wanna change?
13:27No.
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding.
13:39Are you scared?
13:40No.
13:41I...
13:41I just love being at work.
13:43It's, um...
13:43It's exciting.
13:44Room temperature like you like.
13:50Have a good show.
13:56I'm on eight o'clock at Jean-Georges.
13:58Tell him it's for me.
13:59Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
14:02Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
14:04He wants to trim the budget.
14:05How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:13Howdy there, boss.
14:16Dude you look bashing today.
14:18Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
14:23And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
14:29Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:32Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
14:34They just look up to you is all.
14:44Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
14:47Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
14:49No more of me making milk.
14:50I do more than anything.
14:53Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
14:57They were killing me.
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies.
15:15Like AI.
15:17Which means artificial intelligence.
15:19So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI.
15:23First she went and deep faked Thomas Godolkin himself.
15:26Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew.
15:36Then she went and AI this so-called Flat 37 video.
15:41Oh God, sloppy word.
15:42If we freeze it here, yeah.
15:46I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
15:50Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
15:54Yes it is.
16:35Yes, I didn't run away on one.
16:37You need a yellow flack and tiny touchman.
16:43The von Weidman also returns for command.
16:43Let's go.
16:46Who else do we need to didn't turn down that cable?
16:47I don't have to run away later.
16:47host Chairman of the Wizards of allQueueso.
16:47Yes it is.
16:49And the menrefs of the Leroy code.
16:50No.
16:53Oi.
16:57Knock it off!
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin.
17:00They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him.
17:05And send me two hours.
17:10Look.
17:12I know you don't trust me.
17:14The Frenchy's a dead man.
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17And I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
17:19Guess another plot, though.
17:22Will's upon them now.
17:31Smile, Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth.
17:35Meaning of freedom.
17:37Ivy, you can't talk about that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
17:41It's hopeless.
17:43Look.
17:45I should be the last guy who has any hope.
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel.
17:49I've been hunted by Noir.
17:50Chased by sharks inside of a whale.
17:52Shot at by Russians.
17:53Almost blown up at hero-gasm.
17:55And laser-dead bought on ice.
17:57Look, the point is...
17:58Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story.
18:01The point is...
18:02By all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or...
18:05Crazy.
18:06Or both.
18:07Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
18:10Hey!
18:11Get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus.
18:14Hey!
18:15Get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:18Come down.
18:19Right now!
18:20Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:23Hey!
18:24Hey, boy!
18:34See?
18:37He gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:50bitches like starlight make you weak that's why i cut out all women no love no sex no problems
18:58and literally bro i have never felt manlier think about this okay romance flowers cuddling kissing
19:07this beta male shit bro super gay who am i right
19:14yes and you know what as for starlight's little ai video stunt she did whatever that baby murdering
19:20three out of ten thought she was gonna do it didn't work oh bollocks off a bottle of rum
19:26and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week the fuck are you doing here
19:34can we go oh wow your skin is so oily like hugging a mcrib did did you just how fucking
19:44speech
19:45therapy and fucking therapy therapy and so much fucking tiktok well you sure sound like you're
19:49on tiktok 16 hour flight and not a fucking peep because all you can say is oi oi oi cunt
19:54cunt cunt
19:54like the better with a mouth shut where have you been fuck got tired of me ripping off their guards
19:59faces so they deported me to manila i tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747
20:03but
20:04i fell out at 10 000 feet oh man that took a hot minute to regrow they found my asshole
20:09like a mile
20:10away how did you find me oh ways and means love how many men you down how many does it
20:17look like
20:20it's all right love nothing to be scared of i've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do
20:25so are you still dying hopefully no hearty inhale see that's a mistake most people make they try to
20:32fight the cancer nice one putting flight 37 out there was it it didn't move the needle an inch
20:38oh of course it did armander's fuming he's gonna execute huey frenchy and him in about 36 hours
20:47of course it's a trap question there's what else are we gonna decide walk into it
20:54why haven't you tried to swing them before
21:00you want frenchy you're still working on the virus and you want his help the virus that'll kill annie and
21:06me and you know and on lander now you're gonna help us serve the boys or not
21:26so i have a signal so we're doing broad daylight now we are getting executed
21:32what you said what in city six hours we
21:37are finally fucking doing it they're trying to drive annie the question to show is why now
22:00how did you get these flyby i took it myself wait you've known where the guys are this whole time
22:12that makes me feel angry and want to slap you but then hug you so how come you didn't spring
22:16then
22:17honestly they've been safer there
22:21it's this one
22:23getting in won't be easy a perimeter's just open space that's what i'm telling you
22:27i'm not a bloke i mean he's a fucking worm butt he might be able to help
22:31but even if i can get us in how the fuck we gonna get out
22:34leave that to me
22:35i have something we can call
22:44you like croissants do we why
22:55old lander hey you want to see us
23:02should we come back
23:08can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me
23:12tarnishing my good name
23:15fake garbage
23:17right
23:18oh right yes totally sir i know
23:21starlight
23:22spewing this
23:23filth
23:24what a fucking lightweight
23:25i mean what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at you
23:31am i right
23:32always sir
23:33so then
23:33why'd you let her get away
23:39don't you look at him like that where the fuck were you
23:41i was there
23:42keeping eyes on the on the other side of the stage
23:44right
23:46bro
23:48it's been a year
23:49a full lap of the sun
23:52and you haven't found a train
23:55or butcher
23:58or starlight
24:01it's almost as if
24:03you're fucking up on purpose
24:05i mean i know you're not
24:07that would be suicidal
24:12you know
24:13i had a good chat
24:15with gavin
24:16our stage manager
24:18and it turns out
24:21he betrayed me
24:24he liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
24:26and a horrible meme about me
24:30it really makes me wonder
24:31who else
24:32is a traitor
24:33hiding in plain sight
24:34sir you can check my history
24:36i've never liked one of her shitty posts
24:37here just check it
24:38look
24:38that won't be necessary
24:39but
24:39gentlemen
24:43do your fucking jobs
24:45yes sir
25:15bro what the hell
25:16bro you could have my back in there
25:18bro you're not the real noir
25:20okay
25:20you can talk
25:22look i get method
25:23okay
25:24i fuck with stella adler
25:25i just shot honey boy 2 with shia
25:26we literally
25:27never broke character
25:29hey
25:30but enough's enough
25:35bro
25:35bro
25:36i always thought i'd stay single
25:37but you know what they say
25:38how do you make god laugh
25:40make a plan
25:41ain't that the truth
25:42so there i was
25:43at the national prayer breakfast
25:45and i look across the table
25:46and it was
25:49it was
25:50like the lord
25:51smiled upon us
25:52talk about a match
25:54made in heaven
25:54amen
25:55amen
25:56oh father himself
25:58head pastor
25:59president
26:00and ceo
26:01samaritan's embrace ministries
26:02after ezekiel's untimely murder
26:03god rest his soul
26:04amen
26:05well you two are just a super able union
26:07for the ages
26:08we share
26:09the belief in
26:10a dream of a christian nation
26:12i think that's why i fell for her so fast
26:15for me it was love at first sight
26:17see i knew he was gonna say that
26:19try marrying a mind reader
26:22powerful
26:24now how about we switch gears
26:27like y'all's initiative to abolish d.e.i
26:29now it's funny
26:30how those three little letters are all in devil
26:32people don't need a handout
26:34it's racist to give people a leg up
26:36based on skin color
26:37isn't white a color too
26:39let's cut
26:42excuse me but i'm the one who calls cut
26:45cut
26:45sage
26:47my sister in christ
26:48um
26:49no
26:49i don't believe in your magic sky ghost
26:52or his baby sky ghost
26:54i need the vice president
26:55give us the room
26:57fuck
26:58how is married life
26:59the power of christ can tell you to fuck him
27:02bitch your hole still smells like deep
27:03great barrier queef
27:05touchy
27:06hey it's not my fault
27:07the american people wouldn't accept
27:09a single cat lady as vp
27:10maybe
27:12but still i don't see why i had to put taker down
27:14that was a patriotic thing to do
27:16can we hurry this along i'm about to kill d.e.i
27:18uh not today you're not
27:20he wants more starlighters arrested
27:23but everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp
27:26now it's anyone who registered as a starlighter
27:29or posted defamatory things about homelander
27:32cyber terrorists are terrorists too
27:36true
27:37true
27:39it's just that we've already purged the cia
27:41doj fbi
27:42fdc
27:43cdc
27:44epa
27:44dhs
27:45hhs
27:45and usps
27:46we deported the nation's nannies and gardeners
27:48we arrested chapel road and tyler the creator
27:50and they canceled coachella
27:51but now he wants to detain thousands of american citizens
27:54you know i couldn't help but notice
27:56you registered barrett for president dot com net and or
28:00it's exploratory
28:01you're a soup
28:02made you fucking vice president
28:04as long as you stay useful
28:06don't worry
28:08everything will come up ashley
28:10yeah good talk
28:22reacher
28:23massive
28:24enters the motel
28:26woman
28:28you're huge
28:31reacher
28:32you know what they say about huge guys
28:38they have huge cocks
28:45jesus fucking crap you fucking crazy get in here
28:47hello web
28:48yeah hi
28:49you're like america's literal most wanted did anyone see you come in here
28:52no
28:53are you sure
28:54because i did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an svu spec and that shit is everywhere now
28:58fucking hell this is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had in it
29:02yeah it's not my fault there was a contraction in the tv business
29:06listen whatever you want i i'm not interested
29:09come off of it
29:10come off of it mate
29:10you don't even know what the pitch yet
29:12pass
29:13well told
29:15whatever just fucking go okay you don't have anything on me anymore
29:18well
29:19i still got them creepy fucking texts you sent don't i
29:21miranda cosgrove was 19 at the time and i don't even work there anymore vod studios replaced
29:26all their writers with ai and yes the audience scores went way up on roddy t's but it isn't art
29:31okay it just isn't
29:33uh uh uh you ruin your appetite
29:37that's right
29:38i came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills
29:42i need us a tunnel doug
29:44you do that
29:45and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture
29:47how does this thing a tunnel fuck what
29:49you do the tunnel
29:50i'll do the fucking
29:5320 miles out of rochester
29:54be there
29:55rochester
29:57oh rochester's got that honey waste oil
29:59fucking delicious
30:04you need a shower or you smell like a wingstop bathroom
30:07um
30:08thanks
30:09was that bad
30:10sorry
30:10turns out talking to people's hard
30:14check you long enough
30:16slowing down in your old age
30:18fuck you john bonet
30:20you guys are friends
30:21you talk
30:24reggie's been helping us out for a while
30:25thanks
30:27where's everybody
30:33i heard about the pittsburgh raid last month
30:35go marie moreau how's your team doing
30:37yeah they're scoring a few wins but
30:40not nearly enough
30:44so
30:45what's with the 9-1-1
30:46huey mm and frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow so
30:50we need your help to break them out
30:52of a vault prison camp
30:55you're fucking crazy
30:56listen you don't have to fight okay we just need you to run them to the extraction point it's easy
31:00easy
31:01right
31:02you know homeland is gonna be waiting
31:06i can't
31:07i can't
31:07we know how to kill him okay but we need frenchie to do it
31:09great well
31:11good luck with that
31:12hey are you gonna keep running forever
31:14i mean if we're gonna really take him out we need your help
31:17so what i'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group
31:20i mean
31:22we are down on assholes so
31:24yeah maybe
31:27no
31:28why not
31:30i said i can't
31:32i know you're scared
31:33no i'm not fucking scared
31:37i got a family to protect
31:41i can't
31:44i got it i do
31:47me too
31:51keep him safe
31:56we shouldn't have let him go
31:57no
31:59homeowner fucked him up
32:01fucked me up too
32:03we're gonna need an exit plan b
32:08all right so we hit the east gate
32:10we visit you when the guard chain shift
32:12and we go with don
32:13we've been through this
32:14i know i just want to go over it a few more times just so i can get it in
32:17my head
32:17here we
32:18take a fucking drink will you
32:20no thanks
32:22you let me
32:23you know i quit
32:25leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had it with a fucking internment
32:28camp
32:28what about you
32:29have you been eating the fresh produce i smuggled in
32:33moonshine's got corn in it
32:42don't worry and you will be fine she's strong
32:49can we go to
32:54y'all motherfuckers are tripping
32:57i don't know what the fuck's going on with them
32:59and you don't even know where kamiko's at
33:01what so you don't think you're gonna see janine and monique again
33:03is that it
33:04what i know is
33:04is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives
33:08m m you're the strongest guy i know we've been in tougher spots than this
33:13you know i did two tours in the 3-8 in pharaoh province
33:18shit i saw will fuck you up
33:22and even that was emily in paris compared to the shit that we looking at here
33:27and even if we make it out of here we ain't surviving this fucking war
33:30we are dead men walking
33:33chin chin motherfuckers
33:39we need more resin
33:40yeah
33:42got some more hidden in the barracks walls
33:44you wanna
33:51attention campers
33:52tonight's screening will be dawn of the fess
33:55tomorrow's screening will open
33:57dawn of the fess
34:03well annie today marks two months
34:06it's a little insane how much i miss you
34:10i've been having trouble eating
34:11every day i see people giving up
34:14but not me
34:15because i have you
34:16it's very very sweet
34:18they were innocent
34:19oh
34:22well i'd hardly call them innocent
34:24they lied to me
34:25played dumb about your little stash in the wall there
34:27we've known about that for quite some time
34:31but i just wanted to
34:33give you a little hope
34:34you're not the one who gave it to me asshole
34:38i like internment camp huey
34:41she's zesty
34:42fuck you
34:42fuck you
34:43do it
34:43what
34:44kill me
34:45not until we flush out butcher and starlight
34:48do you think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap
34:51let's not insult each other we both know they're coming
34:54do you remember when we first met
34:57how could i forget
34:59believe festival
35:00let me try to cleanse your soul
35:02i remember thinking
35:06why
35:07him
35:08what does starlight see in this
35:10gangly simp that reeks of fear
35:13and strawberry smoothie
35:14kids shampoo
35:15you know
35:16william and victoria newman love you too
35:19i mean i get it
35:20from your perspective
35:22you're punching up
35:23good for you
35:24but why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity
35:31why would starlight and butcher
35:35piece away their lives
35:36to try and rescue you
35:43because i do it for them
35:59what are you doing asshole
36:01thought i asked you to swing through austin and pick us up some franklins
36:05some came up
36:06so i'll be in baby bro
36:08got some ribeyes in the fridge
36:09thanks
36:12reina made you a favorite corn salad
36:14oh my bad
36:15um
36:15salad
36:16lemme
36:17i think that's it
36:18i've been flacking on my duo lingo
36:20you ain't gotta do that bro
36:22what
36:24i mean come on
36:25would it have been like
36:26a year or some change now
36:28are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation
36:30instead of on the run
36:31it's fine
36:33you're a shitty liar
36:35i know i fucked you over
36:38please
36:40stop trying to make me feel better about it
36:42you remember when we got into it
36:44at the park that day
36:45and i told you
36:47that you had never really saved anyone
36:49you were right
36:51not anymore
36:52i'm still breathing ain't i
36:54like reina
36:55your nephews
36:56i mean yeah
36:58moving around constantly
36:59it's a pain in the ass
37:02but it's worth it
37:03it's good to see you
37:05like this
37:07mom will be really proud of you man
37:11dad
37:13dad
37:13uncle reg
37:14why are they doing that
37:21hey train
37:23that was your fucking phone a friend
37:24well i held up my end love
37:26how you gonna get us out
37:27i'll fly us all out
37:28one by one
37:29oh that'll take all fucking night
37:31all right
37:32fine
37:33just as long as we're on the same page here
37:35frenchie goes first
37:36yeah all right
37:37frenchie first
37:37what about huey and mm
37:39we will get him
37:40but nothing is more important than killing homelander
37:42frenchie first
37:43you sound like mave
37:45yeah well mave was right
38:03shit quiet
38:05you've been whining like a little bitch since the azores
38:17they're already gone
38:21stop following my fucking family man
38:23never gonna stop bro
38:24homelander's orders
38:27only one way this ends
38:28yeah exactly
38:29right now it's you coming after me
38:31then it'll be noir coming after you
38:33new noir
38:34because homelander killed the first one
38:36remember
38:37that's how people end up around him
38:40smug dick
38:42always thought you were better than me didn't you
38:43jesus
38:44what it's true
38:46sending me 2000 octopus fleshlights
38:49what you think i'm a fucking joke
38:51suck my balls
38:52you're the fucking joke
38:53look at you
38:54on the run like a little bitch
38:56and i'm a homelander
38:59you know i can see it
39:00look how terrified you are
39:03fuck you
39:05i'm the lord of the seven seas baby
39:08i'm all about that sigma life
39:10i ain't terrified as shit
39:12you're so scared of homeland
39:13you don't even see what it's done to you
39:14i'm not fucking scared
39:16i said the same thing
39:26it's pathetic
39:31you're pathetic
39:33sooner or later i'm gonna get your family
39:46xander we'll leave when i say we'll leave
39:50when i wrote this series finale of triple c that's crimson cows capers
39:53it was impossible to like tick every box and tie up every little storyline
39:58i mean just try making everybody happy
40:01you can't do it
40:01finale's at the worst
40:03your voice makes me want to kill myself
40:06oh sorry
40:07what's that bad
40:07how many times did you come here thinking i should just blaze on in there
40:10save the day
40:11no i already said that
40:13oh come off it
40:14don't give me that huge safe in this playpen bollocks
40:17you left him in there
40:19because you don't want to look him in the eye
40:20after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done
40:24let me give you a bit of advice
40:26please don't
40:29ain't nothing to feel guilty about
40:32because that shit is going to get us all killed
40:34i mean it is thankless and impossible work
40:36hey what did you guys think of the lost finale
40:39get to work asshole
40:40great i'm fucking starving
40:41where do you want to pop out
40:42buck 19
40:47wait that
40:48that's a fought freedom camp
40:50is it
40:50no no no
40:51you said i got the stick of the vod
40:52that gets fucking lazier than half
40:54well
40:55that's how worms get their rocks off isn't it
40:56it's complicated
40:57and i don't want to get into that right now
40:59i'm fucking out
40:59hey our friends are about to be killed
41:02so you're going to dig us a hole
41:03or i'll bury you in one
41:12drive the action to the climax
41:13drive the action to the climax
41:25you guys are going to want to stay back
41:39oh no
41:55have fun in the shit hole
41:57ladies first
41:58fuck you
41:59fuck you
42:06fuck you
42:39That wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:46Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use this for the Ace story
42:49and the Reacher's pack I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a yes.
43:13What the...?
43:14Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:21And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:25Oh, and, uh...
43:27You never told me that this one's nickname is...
43:31Mother's Milk.
43:37Okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41What, are you gonna sandbag me with the Gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes, I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick!
43:47Hm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Jesus Christ.
44:07William, you've got a vipers nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but...
44:12Seeing it for myself, it's, uh...
44:15It's incredible.
44:18I mean...
44:19It's fucking disgusting, of course, but...
44:21It's beautiful.
44:22What you've done to yourself.
44:24What you've become.
44:25And you did all that...
44:28For me.
44:32You know, that...
44:34That...
44:35Is devotion.
44:38You know, William...
44:39I know...
44:41We're not exactly equals...
44:42But I'm compelled to say...
44:45You're the only one that's ever challenged me.
44:50And...
44:51There's a part of me that will be sad...
44:54To see you go.
45:17Come on.
45:18Robbie's gonna fly us out.
45:20Come on.
45:21Robbie's gonna fly us out.
45:21Come on.
45:32Henry, Henry.
45:37Today...
45:37RSS!
45:41Let go!
45:43Phoilly!
45:46Poop!
45:47Haha!
45:56Don't you move.
46:17Hey, hey, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Just leave it out, okay?
46:36What are you doing?
46:40Hey, Dick.
46:42I've been waiting for this.
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
47:06Don't you fucking move.
47:08Get your hands up or I can see them.
47:11Get your fucking hands up or I can see them.
47:18Where are you going?
47:19Hold her straight.
47:25Where is she going?
47:35Oh, my God.
48:01Come on.
48:51Come on.
48:56Come on.
49:34Come on.
50:13Come on.
50:19French, you in the van?
50:21Yeah.
50:23Come on, man.
50:26You hurt?
50:27Where the hell were you?
50:29Where the hell were you?
51:01Yeah, I know.
51:02And that's what I said.
51:04Yes, exactly.
51:06I don't know.
51:06You...
51:34I don't know.
51:37No one can't catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
51:56That's so funny.
51:57What was I so afraid of?
52:02You are...
52:06fucking nothing.
52:09Really?
52:17You're just an empty fucking suit?
52:21You take away these powers.
52:24What are you, huh?
52:27You're pathetic.
52:29You're a weak, sniveling fucking loser.
52:35You're my guilty fraudster.
52:41You're a Francisco aye, hon.
52:42What are you, uh...
52:53To equip your guilds for a future to kill?
52:55Well, it's just aarem.
52:56All right.
52:56Tod Dude is an emptyDer.
52:56Good Lord.
52:56You're a for Yipes.
52:57Oh, my God.
52:57Well, you're sick.
52:58Oh!
52:58You're a for Yrice.
52:59Good Lord, you're all crab.
53:00You're equals triumph.
53:01No way.
53:02Man!
53:02You're a for Yipes.
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