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02:35I'll sleep again.
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay, um, oh, the original Coldy's is coming up in the next town.
02:43Yeah?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Coldy's?
02:45What, they didn't have Coldy's in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldy's, though, right?
02:51The frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldy's?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God, how?
03:08Make it different from ice cream.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was, like, eight months pregnant, and she just talks about
03:23all the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when I noticed
03:35this tiny little shoe at my feet, a Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:13More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted, like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time, like, I was running a marathon, and I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes.
04:55God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01Thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm going to grab a lighter from the gas station.
05:08You want anything?
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum?
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you, uh, save us a...
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everybody.
05:28No doubt about it, I really think you're fine.
05:34Oh, baby.
05:35I'll shout all about it, so it won't be on your mind.
05:41Oh, baby.
05:43It's out of my desire.
05:46And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel your bones and organs shifting to make room for the baby to
05:51come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies, haven't you heard of that?
05:55Like, like, 12-pound babies.
05:57A huge hedge just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Oh, I just think that, like, our future baby would be dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise.
06:15Like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Smaller than smaller than this.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:24That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait.
06:31I gotta show you.
06:31Hold on.
06:32With bad things happening to him.
06:34Why does he keep getting up?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, and why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58That's crazy.
06:59Six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend, the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05Okay, keep going.
07:06So his four-year-old girl Kathy, she could remember her past life, and she always talked
07:10about her late husband and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember
07:26their past lives, and I don't know, maybe even the future.
07:29And I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:33Or Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:39I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel for old people to pour their love
08:06into?
08:07It's just distracting the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10Great lunch.
08:11I mean, what reason would a person have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:19Can I get big in for another daughter?
08:21What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother?
08:45And a agoraphobic father?
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone
08:55with a dead mother and a strange father.
08:57Should we, like, get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony.
09:01My parents' little vacation cabin in the woods.
09:03None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:23Hey.
09:23Hmm?
09:25My family's going to love you.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And, um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid going to kill us when it's only this big?
10:05He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:24I love you.
10:29I love you.
10:37My heart was made for bleeding.
10:40I love you.
10:41I love you.
10:44And I know you're mine.
10:58Ready?
10:59Three, two, one.
11:32You're not.
11:32No, no, no, no.
11:33No, no, no.
11:37No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:44No!
11:44No, no, no.
11:46No, no.
11:46No, no, no.
11:47No.
11:47Oh, damn it.
11:49Ow!
11:50Ah.
11:55Ah!
11:57Babe.
11:58What?
11:59We're ready.
12:00I'm sorry.
12:01It was a long tunnel.
12:03Oh, but that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07I'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:37Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:05I gotta pee.
13:06Let's go.
13:42Oh, my God, Nicky. Nicky, come here. Come here.
13:46What?
13:47Come here.
13:52Look.
13:53Oh, my God.
13:53Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you...
14:02I'm looking for its parents, and, uh, just stay. I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel.
14:08Uh...
14:09Okay, hey. Hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No, no, no, don't cry.
14:15Happy baby.
14:17Hello?
14:20Anyone in here?
14:30Oh, my God.
14:37Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:40Hello?
14:40Hotel.
14:45Hello?
14:46Oh, no.
14:56Okay.
14:58Oh, man.
15:00Oh.
15:01Oh, my God.
15:06Oh, pee?
15:07Oh, tú?
15:08Oh, God.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10Oh, Lord.
15:43Hello?
16:11Hello?
16:23Hey.
16:28I'm not getting any service.
16:30I checked the men's room.
16:31There's no one in there.
16:32Oh, fuck.
16:33No service.
16:35Okay.
16:38Um...
16:40Okay, but I think one of us should just stay here with the baby and the other one should
16:42drive to the nearest, like, gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help.
16:45Okay.
16:45Yeah, um...
16:46What do you want me to...
16:47Why is it quiet?
16:48What?
16:49Freeze the stuff in there.
16:55Okay.
16:57Uh...
16:59Did you try breaking it?
17:19What the fuck?
17:21Yeah.
17:25Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:43Er...
17:44See?
17:44Um...
17:47là...
17:58I don't know.
18:27I don't know.
18:49Hi.
18:50Hi.
18:50Excuse me.
18:51There's like a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the highway.
18:55I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I stopped there and we found a baby abandoned
19:01in a car and I think that maybe something bad might have happened to its parents.
19:07Uh, are you, are you alone out here?
19:17That's good.
19:18You're here.
19:19Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:28Yeah, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the
19:37bathroom with an electrical cord and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own
19:41name on it.
19:41Um, so could you, could you call the cops now please?
19:48Are you still?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops please?
19:57Wait here.
19:58I'll call.
20:29There you go.
20:42Why don't you pay me right here?
20:44I'm tired of them.
20:45tienes, tienes new clothes.
20:51It's totally fine.
20:52We don't, drive away.
20:54Come to the Neighbor.
20:54Oh, willkommen.
20:54Char met people.
20:54zoo oloof.
20:56Leo ,車,
21:02Fuck!
21:12Hey, you said South of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, South of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29What the fuck?
21:59What the fuck?
22:27What the fuck?
22:57Are you sure he's the one?
23:09Hey.
23:12Hey.
23:13They're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:39Oh, no.
23:44Hey.
23:45Yeah.
23:54Oh, yeah.
23:55Oh, yeah, yeah.
23:56Oh, no.
23:58Oh, no.
24:04Oh, my God.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50You scared me.
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:08And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay.
25:22I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48It's okay.
26:01What is it?
26:02Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure.
26:09Marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Yeah.
26:32Yeah.
26:34Yeah.
26:35Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know, I have a concussion or something.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:32Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is...
27:37It's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually...
27:48We always got in trouble for looking in their eyes
27:50because it was considered, like, disrespectful to do
27:53after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just my dad said that they could see.
28:01I just looked them in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:04I guess we'll find out.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:32I know, you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait
28:37guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:49I don't know.
28:50I don't know.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01It's like...
29:03I don't know.
29:13The love cave is...
29:14The love cave is...
29:18Oh, my God.
29:29Was this the family pet too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother, Elizabeth, was killed by a bear, and her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:43Wow. Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course.
29:50Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face, or I could, you know, just call the letter.
30:02Oh, he's off at ten.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding.
30:09Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:14All right, I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19It's the right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah, you're right.
30:37Here we go.
30:44It's the right of the car.
30:50It's the right.
30:56It's the right of his car.
31:04sorry i i didn't want to interrupt i can go oh my god she exists there's no such thing as
31:13interrupting come here we're family oh it's your wedding are you excited i am excited oh we were
31:23just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air i told you i can summon things
31:28she's not a thing portia come meet your new family
31:35nelly julie now hi it's jules nice to meet you i can't believe we're finally meeting you it's
31:42like you've been avoiding us on purpose oh my god i was really disappointed when you didn't
31:45come to london or iceland trip last summer but you're scared of planes or whatever
31:49i was just telling my friend cindy about how you and nikki met in an airport oh so romantic
31:54okay thank you you're really cute isn't she cute she's very cute oh oh let me see the ring
32:04so pretty millie isn't it pretty yeah so where is darling nikki uh he's just unloading the car we
32:11we just got here um i actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he um
32:19he got punched in the face tonight really why it's a long story
32:31you got time um we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was um
32:41like an abandoned baby in in a car nikki stayed with the baby i went to get help and then
32:47when i
32:47went to this dive bar there was this like very creepy guy what if it was the sorry man
32:54what's that the way did you know there's something evil living in these woods no we're not doing that
33:05come on i can tell a fucking story if i want to i'm done rachel and sarah
33:10good night rachel good night watch out okay i'm gonna go rachel it's quick it's a bedtime story
33:27yeah okay picture this it's a regular winter day a day just like today jules is like eight and
33:36who decides to run away because he's dramatic i'm a baby so i don't remember it anyway it starts
33:41getting dark out and baby jules is all alone in the woods you know what's worse than being all alone
33:46in the woods when you realize you're actually not all alone so jules hears a woman screaming like
33:55but worse he tries to run away from the sound but no matter what direction he gets the screams get
34:02louder
34:03and louder and louder and louder and louder until he comes face to face with it the sorry man
34:17with his long sharp dirty nails his distended belly his mouth open in a downturn smile wailing
34:28it's awful picture that shit ten feet in front of you and that's what baby jules sees
34:35so jules hides from the sorry man holding his breath watching watching watching watching
34:44as the sorry man cuts a woman open and turns her inside out
34:53and the whole time he does it he cries and he says i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
35:03it's awful he's totally deranged and he comes up from hell stalking these woods believing his long lost
35:10wife he's hidden inside another woman like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be
35:19and the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of
35:27oh my god what is that
35:35i got you i got you i got you both
35:40oh judy what's up
35:43what are you doing up judy spying on the girls sorry porsche i couldn't sleep well this is rachel
35:52she's gonna be your new aunt isn't that exciting oh it's okay no the sorry man's awoken by the scent
36:01of blood so you just have to avoid bleeding you're not on your period right
36:07don't worry the sorry man doesn't want little boys no he prefers brides so this is what we say to
36:15auntie rachel good night good night sweet bride sweet bride don't let the sorry man see your insides
36:31hey sir i had to hear that story to get me this it scared us so much when we were
36:36kids that our parents
36:37put a ban on it so you met jules and nelly too that's fun are they trying to kill each
36:44other with
36:44butter knives i mean you don't believe in it right no i definitely don't believe in the human skin
36:51wearing monster from hell but something happened to jules in the woods from your kids you just
37:01came back different you don't know what really happened
37:07that's the story you came back with and then my parents ditched him at some fancy european morning
37:13school pretty messed up right i stabbed a guy at the dive bar what with the car keys
37:22he was super creepy what what do you mean he kept staring at me and then he started walking up
37:27to me
37:27and i thought that he was going to hurt me but he was i don't know how to describe it
37:30but i was like
37:30he was watching me pee and what are you okay yeah fine it was just
37:39i don't know i do feel sort of like i'm having deja vu but like not the good kind like
37:44i feel
37:45something so familiar and i don't know how to describe it except just dread like when you just
37:50like like you just know something bad's gonna happen you just know and i've been feeling that way more and
37:55more and more and more and more since we got here and then now that we're here i just like
38:01i don't know i just like i really i really feel it now come here come here rachel baby come
38:06here
38:07it's okay i'm sorry i'm sorry i i get it hey i've been feeling it too i've been feeling off
38:16i completely understand
38:25nikki
38:28did you tell your sister i didn't come to iceland because of a panic attack no i wouldn't do that
38:38then why does she know i'm afraid of flying well she knows the story of how we met
38:47i'm sorry
39:01oh sorry
39:04sorry
39:05what
39:13I have to do the thing.
40:03I have to do the thing.
40:14I have to do the thing.
40:55I have to do the thing.
41:12I have to do the thing.
41:42I have to do the thing.
42:12I have to do the thing.
42:42I have to do the thing.
43:05I have to do the thing.
43:40I have to do the thing.
43:44I have to do the thing.
44:14I have to do the thing.
44:37I have to do the thing.
45:07I have to do the thing.
45:14I have to do the thing.
45:22I have to do the thing.
45:25I have to do the thing.
45:50I have to do the thing.
45:50I have to do the thing.
45:52I have to do the thing.
46:22You are my destiny.
46:29You are my destiny.
46:36You are my destiny.
46:56You are my destiny.
47:02You are my destiny.
47:03You are my destiny.
47:11You are my destiny.
47:21I have to do the thing.
47:22You are my destiny.
47:30You are my destiny.
47:31You are my destiny.
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