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00:37Thank you. Thank you, and welcome to the Vought International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:47Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:50It's places, ladies. It's places. Let's go. Let's go.
00:53Up to it. Let's go. Come on.
00:56Stay in line. Keep it tight.
01:00Come on.
01:01Stay in line. Stay in line.
01:03Stay in line.
01:04Stay in line.
01:05Don't break here.
01:22Starlighters running wild.
01:23Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
01:26But we said no. We said enough. We said not in America.
01:33And together, we soared into a new golden gun!
01:51Keep going.
01:55Stop!
01:58We designated the Starlighters, a terrorist organization.
02:02Other people proudly serving the armed forces.
02:05Thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!
02:09The new arm is up 21%.
02:12G-Man, days past from the future has grossed over two billion.
02:17Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
02:20But all of this...
02:21The most important truth...
02:25Is...
02:26A safer, more...
02:28God-fearing nation!
02:31Our nation!
02:34Yes!
02:37Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:38Yes!
02:39Yes!
02:41Yes!
02:42Is there no depth
02:43to what that little...
02:45Who wondered, Queen Maeve?
02:47Because they're leaving us!
02:49Take these two!
02:50No, no!
02:51Just these two!
02:51No, what?
02:52So they can tell the world
02:53that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
02:55Come on!
02:56No, Maeve.
02:57No, you stay back!
02:59All of you, stay back!
03:00You stay the fuck back!
03:01And I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:03I'll laser every fucking one of you!
03:05No!
03:06Just f***!
03:07I'll laser you, goddammit!
03:12You be done!or
03:18as you heard someone You
03:19have nearly hung on your chest, I
03:19would think of him! Oh
03:25my goddammit! Non
03:29get them. No rhyme
03:31hit you, Where they
03:32aren't turning off of the record! And all
03:33close the stars in there, They are
03:34trying to be blind people that everything.
03:34need to agree more when you Đ“ Id
03:34majÄ… tim
03:35disinformation campaign period and the american people have the good sense to call out a lie
03:40when they stay back you're on laser every fucking woman
03:49ladies and gentlemen the vice president of the united states
04:00tough day sad day when a great american like homelander is attacked with lies
04:07this so-called flight 37 video is an obvious deep fake put out by marxist starlighters let's open it
04:13up vice president barrett look chris i know exactly what you're thinking literally and no
04:21just because i happen to be a super-abled american does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance
04:25to the u.s of a that is exactly the kind of super phobic question that kept me in the
04:30closet for so
04:30long honestly do better what about your so-called freedom camps the starlighter dissidents more
04:37clickbait i mean who doesn't love freedom and camp we knew this would happen sooner or later
04:42we've been ready in the last 24 hours we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation
04:47people can't tell their clit from their collarbone the share price is only down half a point
04:51besides that damage is minimal what's this that is a gutenberg bible martin screlly sold it to me
04:58at discount you're really on top of the world huh peter thiel the obamas calling you for advice
05:07everyone loves you you can't really think i care maybe you didn't used to it's all for you
05:13higher the share price happier the billionaires the more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to
05:18do are you aware that nnc is calling me a murderer saying that maybe i even did something to uh
05:28lady's son no everyone knows that ryan is
05:33sorry that he is a boarding school in svalbard that story's holding we're good
05:41how about you sage are you
05:46good i'm fine you're not distracted at all after thomas gadolkin dumped you
05:51you're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain
05:55no then just tell me how did starlight get in the building
06:03i was humiliated
06:07as if people don't hate me enough your numbers are north of 96
06:10anyone can smile for the pollsters sure but millions of them are still starlighters in their hearts
06:15where it counts have you seen the memes have you seen the memes about me
06:23posting them should be a crime yes but we can't go
06:30oh you're serious uh sir ongoing conflict is useful to us it keeps people afraid
06:37no no no no no you promised me caesar he was stabbed by his best friends
06:43well i can relate to that but i need people to be devoted to me
06:50may i speak freely give it a shot i told you no matter how much power you amass it will
06:56not make you happy
07:03you know what's gonna make me happy
07:06i think i'll be happy when starlight and william butcher are corpses
07:16i want it leaked and in three days we are going to execute hugh campbell milk and the french one
07:25that'll draw out starlight and butcher and then i will take care of this once and for all
07:33consider it done sir
07:35so
07:35so
07:56so
07:57I'm going to talk to you
08:27You don't need to go away
08:29I'm going to make out fun
08:32I'm going to go away
08:34You don't need to go away
08:42Do you mind being more careful?
08:45Sorry
08:48But what did you do?
08:51Thank you
08:52Also, pears of any exploits
08:55Enjoy
09:18You're my friend
09:25How does it take you to eat?
09:25No, no
09:25No, no
09:29No, no
09:30No, no
09:32No, no
09:34No, no
09:35No, no
09:36No, no
09:57And he got the flight 37 with you out.
10:04That's all you have to say.
10:45Hello, Dad.
10:49Billy.
10:57You are a wanted man, me, Judy.
11:01Want a bit of a layover?
11:04Before I pop in, say hello to Lenny and Mum.
11:10Proof is no good, innit?
11:13She's dead, and here you are.
11:16Thriving with arse cancer.
11:27Does it hurt when you take a shit?
11:29Fucking hope so.
11:30I didn't know how to get hold of you about the funeral.
11:33I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
11:36You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
11:37I paid for it.
11:38People like you and me don't get to spend a ton of heat with the likes of them.
11:44What did you come here for?
11:46Torture old man, eh?
11:50Where did you find that?
11:51In the attic.
11:53Reminds me of him.
12:02Five fucking weeks, Lenny practice that rings trick.
12:06I still remember the look on his face when he won.
12:09So fucking chuffed.
12:13And then he come home.
12:17And you called him a little poof.
12:20Well, never looked at this again, did he?
12:24Why you here?
12:26Huh?
12:36There's no need to get angry.
12:38Oh, I ain't angry.
12:40I'm bleeding grateful.
12:42All the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
12:46Made me who I am.
12:49Made me just like you.
12:52I'll show ya.
12:54Son.
12:55Please.
12:56I know.
12:58I've got long to go.
13:00Waste of time.
13:02I know.
13:05But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
13:08Just to hear you scream.
13:11You don't get a change, have you?
13:20Who says?
13:22I want a change.
13:34What's the matter with you?
13:35What?
13:36Your heart's pounding.
13:39Are you scared?
13:40No, I just love being at work.
13:43It's exciting.
13:44Room temperature like you like.
13:50Okay, Joe.
13:56I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
13:58Tell him it's for me.
13:59Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
14:02Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
14:04He wants to trim the budget.
14:05How about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking hit?
14:13Howdy there, boss.
14:16Don't you look bashing today?
14:18Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
14:23And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
14:29Why?
14:30What are they hiding?
14:32Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
14:34They just look up to you is all.
14:44Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
14:47Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
14:49No more of me making milk.
14:50I do more than anything.
14:53Them pills just janked up my tick or something awful.
14:57They were killing me.
15:09How'd you catch them red-handed?
15:11Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies like AI,
15:17which means artificial intelligence.
15:19So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI.
15:23First, she went and deep faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
15:26Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
15:28I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
15:31To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that God knew.
15:36Then she went and AI this so-called flat 37 video.
15:41Oh God, sloppy word.
15:42If we freeze it here, yeah.
15:46I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
15:50Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
15:55Yes, it is.
15:55to blow off my mnie.
15:56Yeah.
16:17And now I'm gonna cut you out.
16:18I know it's because for sure.
16:19I'm stuck.
16:19Oh God.
16:20Okay.
16:25How's it going?
16:28Oh, my God.
16:57Knock it off!
16:58I ain't here for you, you dozy pin. They're after Frenchy.
17:02What's gonna do him?
17:04Huey and him.
17:05And send me two hours.
17:10Look.
17:12I know you don't trust me.
17:14The Frenchy's a dead man.
17:16We ain't got time to fuck about.
17:17I got a CIA at Gulfstream.
17:19Gassing up a plant now.
17:22Wheels up on now.
17:31Smile, Camper.
17:32It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth, meaning of freedom.
17:37Ivy, you can't talk about that.
17:38Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
17:41It's hopeless.
17:44Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
17:47I've been strangled by Ezekiel, I've been hunted by Noir,
17:50chased by sharks inside of a whale,
17:52shot at by Russians,
17:53almost blown up at hero-gasm,
17:55and laser-dead bought on ice.
17:57Look, the point is...
17:58Oh, and one time I had to see naked on a chocolate cake.
18:00It's a long story. The point is,
18:02by all sane logic, I should be dead.
18:05Or crazy. Or both.
18:07Then why aren't you?
18:08Because if you lose hope in here, you're not gonna make it.
18:11Hey! Get down!
18:12Fuck you!
18:13Jesus.
18:14Hey! Get down!
18:16Get the fuck down!
18:17I said fuck you!
18:18Come down, right now!
18:20Hey! Hey!
18:23Hey!
18:34See?
18:37He gave up.
18:40What about you?
18:50Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
18:53That's why I cut out all women.
18:54No love.
18:56No sex.
18:57No problems.
18:58And literally, bro,
18:59I have never felt manlier.
19:02Think about this.
19:03Okay.
19:04Romance.
19:04Flowers.
19:06Cuddling.
19:06Kissing.
19:07That's beta male shit, bro!
19:09Super gay.
19:10War, am I right?
19:12Ha ha ha.
19:13Reach!
19:14Yes.
19:15And you know what?
19:15As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
19:18whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten
19:21thought she was gonna do,
19:23it didn't work.
19:24Oh, bollocks.
19:25Half a bottle of rum,
19:27and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
19:29What the fuck are you doing here?
19:34Can we go?
19:36Uh-huh.
19:38Oh, wow.
19:39Your skin is so oily,
19:40like, hugging a McRib.
19:41Wait, did- did you just-
19:44How?
19:44Fucking speech therapy,
19:45and fucking therapy therapy,
19:46and so much fucking TikTok.
19:48Wow, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
19:50Sixteen hour flight,
19:51and not a fucking peep.
19:52Cause all you can say is,
19:53oi oi oi, cunt cunt cunt.
19:54Like the better with a mouth shut.
19:56Where have you been?
19:58Vought got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
20:00so they deported me to Manila.
20:01I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
20:03but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
20:06Oh, man.
20:07That took a hot minute to regrow.
20:09They found my asshole like a mile away.
20:12How did you find me?
20:13Oh, ways and means, love?
20:15How many men you down?
20:16How many does it look like?
20:20It's all right, love.
20:22Nothing to be scared of.
20:23I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
20:26So, are you still dying, hopefully?
20:28No.
20:29Hearty inhale.
20:30See, that's a mistake most people make.
20:32They try to fight the cancer.
20:34Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
20:36Was it?
20:37It didn't move the needle an inch.
20:38Oh, of course it did.
20:39Iron Man is fuming.
20:41He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
20:47Of course, it's a trap.
20:49A question.
20:51Is what else are we gonna do besides walk into it?
20:54Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
21:00You want Frenchy.
21:01You're still working on the virus, and you want his help.
21:05The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
21:07And I'm Lander.
21:10Now you gonna help us save the boys?
21:13Why not?
21:26Why not?
21:26So I have a signal.
21:28So doing broad daylight now?
21:30We are getting executed.
21:32What?
21:33So what?
21:34In 36 hours we...
21:37are finally fucking doing it.
21:39They're trying to draw it, Annie.
21:40The question to show is why no?
22:01how did you get these fly by i took it myself wait you've known where the guys are this whole
22:11time that makes me feel angry and want to tit slap you but then hug you so how come you
22:16didn't spring
22:16honestly they've been safer there it's this one getting in won't be easy a perimeter's just open
22:25space that's what i'm telling you i'm not a bloke i mean he's a fucking worm but he might be
22:30able to
22:31help but even if i can get us in how the fuck we're gonna get out leave that to me
22:35i have something we
22:37can call you like croissants do we why
22:55holander hey you want to see us
23:08can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me
23:12tarnishing my good name fake garbage right oh right yes totally sir i know starlight
23:22spewing this filth what a fucking lightweight i mean what could she even do besides flash her
23:28little high beams at you am i right always sir so then why'd you let her get away
23:39don't you look at him like that where the fuck were you i was there keeping eyes on the on
23:43the other
23:44side of the stage right bro it's been a year a full lap of the sun then you haven't found
23:53a train
23:54or butcher or starlight
24:01it's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose i mean i know you're not that would be suicidal
24:11you know i had a good chat with gavin our stage manager
24:18and it turns out he betrayed me he liked a couple of starlight posts in the past
24:27kind of horrible meme about me it really makes me wonder who else is a traitor hiding in plain
24:34sight sir you can check my history i've never liked one of her shitty posts here just check it
24:38look that won't be necessary but gentlemen
24:40grandman
24:43do your fucking jobs
24:45yes sir
24:46yes sir
24:51yes
24:51yes
24:51yes
25:15Bro, what the hell?
25:16You could have had my back in there.
25:18Bro, you're not the real noir.
25:20Okay, you can talk.
25:22Look, I get method, okay?
25:24I fuck with Stella Adler.
25:25I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
25:26We literally never broke character.
25:29Hey, but enough's enough.
25:35Bro!
25:36I always thought I'd stay single.
25:37But you know what they say.
25:39How do you make God laugh?
25:40Make a plan.
25:41Ain't that the truth.
25:43So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
25:45and I look across the table, and it was...
25:49It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
25:53Talk about a match made in heaven.
25:55Amen.
25:55Amen.
25:56Oh, Father himself.
25:58Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
26:02after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
26:03God rest his soul.
26:05Amen.
26:05Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
26:08We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
26:13I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
26:16For me, it was love at first sight.
26:18See, I knew he was going to say that.
26:20Try marrying a mind reader.
26:22Powerful.
26:24Now, how about we switch gears?
26:27Like y'all's initiative to abolish D-E-I.
26:29Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
26:33People don't need a handout.
26:34It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
26:37Isn't white a color, too?
26:39Let's cut.
26:41Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
26:45Cut!
26:46Sage, my sister in Christ.
26:49Um, no.
26:49You, I don't believe in your magic sky ghost.
26:52Or his baby sky ghost.
26:54I need a vice president.
26:56Give us the room.
26:57Fuck.
26:58How is married life the power of Christ can kill you to fuck him?
27:02Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
27:05It's touchy.
27:06Hey, it's not my fault.
27:07The American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as a VP.
27:11Maybe.
27:12But still, I don't see why I had to put Taker down.
27:14That was a patriotic thing to do.
27:16Can we hurry this along?
27:16I'm about to kill D-E-I.
27:18Uh, not today, you're not.
27:20He wants more starlighters arrested.
27:23But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
27:26Now, it's anyone who registered as a starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
27:32Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.
27:36True.
27:38True.
27:39It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
27:46We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
27:48We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler, the creator, and they canceled Coachella.
27:51But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens.
27:54You know, I couldn't help but notice.
27:56You registered Barrett for president.com, net, and org.
28:00It's exploratory.
28:01You're a soup.
28:03Made you fucking vice president.
28:04As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
28:09Everything will come up, Ashley.
28:10Yeah, good talk.
28:22Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
28:27Woman.
28:28You're huge.
28:30Reacher.
28:32You know what they say about huge guys?
28:38They have huge cocks.
28:45Jesus fucking Christ.
28:46Are you fucking crazy?
28:47Get in here.
28:47Hello, worm.
28:48Yeah, hi.
28:49You're like America's literal most wanted.
28:51Did anyone see you come in here?
28:53No.
28:53Are you sure?
28:54Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere now.
28:59Fucking hell.
28:59This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
29:02It's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
29:06Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
29:09Calm off it, mate.
29:10You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
29:12Pass.
29:13Well told.
29:15Whatever.
29:15Just fucking go, okay?
29:17You don't have anything on me anymore.
29:18Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?
29:21Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
29:25Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
29:28And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy Tees, but it isn't art, okay?
29:32It just isn't.
29:33Uh-uh-uh.
29:35You ruin your appetite.
29:37That's right.
29:38I came here for an egg soup with a certain set of skills.
29:42I need us a tunnel, Doug.
29:44You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you up to pasture.
29:47How does this thing a tunnel fuck what?
29:49You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.
29:5320 miles out of Rochester.
29:55Be there.
29:56Rochester.
29:57Oh, Rochester's got that honey-laced soil.
30:00Fucking delicious.
30:04You need a shower.
30:05You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
30:08Thanks.
30:09Was that bad?
30:10Sorry.
30:11Turns out talking to people's hard.
30:14Check you long enough?
30:16Sling down in your old age?
30:18Fuck you, JonBenet.
30:20You guys are friends?
30:22You talk.
30:24Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
30:26Thanks.
30:27Where is everybody?
30:33I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
30:35Go, Marie Moreau.
30:36How's your team doing?
30:38Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
30:45So, what's with the 9-1-1?
30:46Huey, M.M. and Frenchie are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
30:53Of a Vaught prison camp?
30:55You're fucking crazy.
30:56Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
30:58We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
31:00It's easy.
31:01Easy.
31:01Right.
31:01Wait.
31:03You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
31:06I can't.
31:07We know how to kill him, okay?
31:08But we need Frenchie to do it.
31:10Great.
31:10Well, good luck with that.
31:12Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
31:14I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
31:17So, what?
31:18I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
31:21I mean, we are down on assholes, so...
31:25Yeah, maybe.
31:28No.
31:28Why not?
31:30I said I can't.
31:32I know you're scared.
31:33No, I'm not fucking scared.
31:37I got a family to protect.
31:41I can't.
31:44I get it, I do.
31:47Me too.
31:51Keep him safe.
31:56We shouldn't have let him go.
31:57No.
31:59Homelander fucked him up.
32:01Fucked me up too.
32:04We're going to need an exit plan B.
32:08All right.
32:09So, we hit the east gate.
32:10We beat it, you know.
32:11The guard chain shift.
32:12And we go with Don.
32:13We've been through this.
32:14I know.
32:15I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
32:17Huey, take a fucking drink, will you?
32:20No, thanks.
32:22You know that me?
32:23As if I die, you know I quit.
32:25Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had in with a fucking internment camp.
32:28Yeah, what about you?
32:30Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
32:42Don't worry.
32:44And you will be fine.
32:45She's strong.
32:49Kamiko too.
32:55Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
32:57I don't know what the fuck's going on with them.
32:59And you don't even know where Kamiko's at.
33:01What, so you don't think you're going to see Janine and Monique again?
33:03Is that it?
33:04What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
33:08Ma'am, you're the strongest guy I know.
33:11We've been in tougher spots than this.
33:13You know, I did two tours in the 3-8 in Faroe Province.
33:18Shit I saw will fuck you up.
33:22And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
33:27And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
33:30We are a dead man walking.
33:34Chin chin, motherfuckers.
33:39We need more resin.
33:41Yeah.
33:42Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
33:44You wanna...
33:51Attention campers.
33:52Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Fever.
33:56Tomorrow's screening will open.
33:58Dawn of the Fever.
34:03Well, Annie, today marks two months.
34:06It's a little insane how much I miss you.
34:10I've been having trouble eating.
34:12Every day I see people giving up.
34:14But not me.
34:15Because I have you.
34:17It's very, very sweet.
34:19They were innocent.
34:20Oh.
34:22Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
34:24They lied to me.
34:25Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
34:28We've known about that for quite some time.
34:31But I just wanted to give you a little hope.
34:35You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
34:36Ooh.
34:38I like internment camp, Huey.
34:41She's zesty.
34:42Fuck you.
34:43Do it.
34:44What?
34:45Kill me.
34:45Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
34:49You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
34:51Let's not insult each other.
34:52We both know they're coming.
34:54Do you remember when we first met?
34:58How could I forget?
34:59The Leave Festival.
35:00Let me try to cleanse your soul.
35:02I remember thinking, why him?
35:08What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kid's shampoo?
35:16You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
35:19I mean, I get it from your perspective.
35:22You're punching up.
35:23Good for you.
35:24But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
35:32Why would Starlight and Butcher piece away their lives?
35:37To try and rescue you.
35:43Because I do it for them.
35:59What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
36:02Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklin's.
36:05Some came up.
36:06So I'll be in, baby bro.
36:08Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
36:09Thanks.
36:12Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
36:14Oh, my bad.
36:16Salad Lime.
36:17I think that's it.
36:18I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
36:20You ain't got to do that, bro.
36:22What?
36:24I mean, come on.
36:25Would it have been like a year or some change now?
36:28Are you still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
36:30Instead of on the run?
36:32It's fine.
36:33You're a shitty liar.
36:35I know I fucked you over.
36:38Just please.
36:40Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
36:42You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
36:46And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
36:50You were right.
36:51Not anymore.
36:52I'm still breathing, ain't I?
36:54And Raina, your nephews.
36:56I mean, yeah.
36:58Moving around constantly.
36:59It's a pain in the ass.
37:02But it's worth it.
37:04It's good to see you like this.
37:07I will be really proud of you, man.
37:12Dad!
37:13Dad!
37:14Uncle Reg!
37:14Why are they doing that?
37:21Hey, Train.
37:23That was your fucking phone-a-friend.
37:24Well, I held up my end, love.
37:26How are you going to get us out?
37:27I'll fly us all out.
37:28One by one.
37:29Well, that will take all fucking night.
37:31All right.
37:32Fine.
37:33Just as long as you're on the same page here.
37:35Frenchie goes first.
37:36Yeah, all right.
37:37Frenchie first.
37:38What about Huey and Em-Em?
37:39We will get him.
37:40But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
37:42Frenchie first.
37:43You sound like Maeve.
37:45Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
38:03Shit, quiet.
38:05You've been whining like a little bitch since the Azores.
38:17They're already gone.
38:21So I follow my fucking family, man.
38:23Never going to stop, bro.
38:25Homelander's orders.
38:27Only one way this ends.
38:28Yeah, exactly.
38:29Right now, it's you coming after me.
38:31Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
38:34New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
38:36Remember?
38:37That's how people end up around him.
38:40You smug dick.
38:42Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
38:44Jesus.
38:45What?
38:45It's true.
38:46Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?
38:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
38:51Suck my balls.
38:52You're the fucking joke.
38:53Look at you.
38:54On the run like a little bitch.
38:56And then I'm with Homelander.
38:59You know, I can see it.
39:00Look how terrified you are.
39:03Fuck you.
39:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
39:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
39:10I ain't terrified as shit.
39:12You're so scared of Homelander, you don't even see what it's done to you.
39:15I'm not fucking scared.
39:23You know, I said the same thing.
39:27It's pathetic.
39:31You're pathetic.
39:33Sooner or later, I'm going to get to your family.
39:46Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
39:50God.
39:50When I wrote this series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Counts Capers,
39:53it was impossible to, like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
39:58I mean, just try making everybody happy.
40:01You can't do it.
40:02Finale's at the worst.
40:03Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
40:06Oh, sorry.
40:07Was that bad?
40:07How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
40:11No, I already said that...
40:13Oh, come off.
40:14Don't give me that huge safe in his playpen bollocks.
40:17You left him in there because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth
40:21of deep, dark shit you've done.
40:24Let me give you a bit of advice.
40:26Please don't.
40:29Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
40:32Because that shit is going to get us all killed.
40:34I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
40:37Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
40:39Get to work, asshole.
40:40Great.
40:40I'm fucking starving.
40:41Where do you want to pop out?
40:42Buck 19.
40:48Wait, that's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
40:50Is it?
40:50No, no, no.
40:51You said I got the stick of the Vaughn.
40:53That guy's fucking leasered in half.
40:54Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
40:56It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now.
40:59I'm fucking out.
40:59Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
41:02So you're going to dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
41:25You guys are going to want to stay back.
41:39Oh, no.
41:42Oh, no.
41:55Have fun in the shithole.
41:57I at least first.
41:59Fuck you.
42:27I don't want to be killed.
42:39That wasn't so bad, was it?
42:41Don't ever contact me again.
42:46Oh, hey, is it cool if I use this for the A story and the reach respect I'm working on?
42:50Oh, piss off, wanker.
42:51Take that as a yes.
42:52Yes.
42:56Yes.
42:57Yes.
42:59Yes.
43:14Oh, fuck.
43:19Surprise.
43:20Welcome, William.
43:21And you.
43:23The gang is almost all here.
43:25Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
43:34Oh, okay.
43:38So, what's the big plan?
43:41What, are you going to sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
43:44Yes.
43:45I know all about it.
43:46Fuck my fat dick.
43:47Hmm?
43:56Hey, where's Starlight?
43:58This doesn't feel like a party without my little lightning bug here.
44:06Jesus Christ.
44:07William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
44:10I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
44:17I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
44:23what you've become, and you did all that for me.
44:32You know, that, that is devotion.
44:38You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say you're the
44:46only one that's ever challenged me.
44:50And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
45:17Come on, Robbie's going to fly us out.
45:33Penny, Penny.
45:34Penny, Penny.
45:41Shit.
45:42Let go of that.
45:43Pilly!
45:57Don't you move.
45:58Don't you move.
46:19It's okay. It's okay.
46:21Just leave him, okay?
46:36What are you doing?
46:40Hey, dick.
46:42I've been waiting for this.
46:45I'm gonna chop that thing up like a party saw.
46:54Come on.
47:06Don't you fucking move.
47:08Get your hands up or I can see him.
47:11Get your fucking hands up or I can see him.
47:18Thank you, Mademoiselle.
47:19Hold her tight.
47:25Where is she going?
47:30Come on.
47:33Come on.
47:36Come on.
47:37Come on.
47:40Oh!
47:46Ah!
47:48Oh!
48:34Fuck this!
48:35She's not coming back!
48:36Huey, we have to go, we have to go back!
48:38Stay there, stay there!
48:39She's coming back!
48:40She's coming back!
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51:36Looks like someone can catch the A-train after all.
51:41End of the road, buddy boy.
51:56That's so funny.
51:59What was I so afraid of?
52:02You are fucking nothing.
52:09Really?
52:17You're just an empty fucking suit?
52:21Take away these powers.
52:24What are you, huh?
52:27Pathetic.
52:30Weak.
52:33Sniveling fucking loser.
52:41Sniveling.
52:46Sniveling.
52:48Sniveling.
52:58Sniveling homies.ďż˝
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