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00:24We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:28He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:35Homelander, amen.
00:39But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:54Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:57It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:59Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
01:04They spew and vomit.
01:05They're eating babies.
01:06They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
01:10Lord have mercy.
01:15We cast those demons out of this house.
01:17We fight hellfire with holy fire.
01:21We fight with the ballot box.
01:23We fight with the ammo box.
01:26Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
01:30You are not here to be blessed.
01:32You are here to do war.
01:34Amen.
01:36Amen.
01:37Amen.
01:38Amen.
01:40Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:42I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
01:45Then I need you to praise him.
01:47Praise him.
01:49Praise him.
01:49Praise him for victory.
01:50Praise him.
01:52Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him.
01:53Praise him for our superheroes.
01:55Praise him.
02:02This is mine.
02:21Welcome to the outskirts of Airy, Pennsylvania.
02:24The charming little bird, best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
02:34Oh, and when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
02:39Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
02:59You're still working on the virus.
03:01Not working.
03:02Sorted.
03:04Thanks to this diamond, Keezer.
03:10Samir.
03:12I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
03:18Well, you lot remember, don't you?
03:21When that cunt Homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood, poor sots didn't stand a chance.
03:29Samir?
03:30Hi, I'm Huey.
03:31I was friends with Vicky.
03:32I...
03:36I'm so sorry for your loss.
03:38Are you an idiot?
03:38You cut off your leg with a hatchet.
03:40And kept me in prison.
03:41So did you.
03:41You shot me with the virus.
03:42Your leg regrew.
03:43All right, all right.
03:44Listen, the only thing that matters is we buried Sid our ship so we could crack on with
03:49a godly work of revenge.
03:51And, good news, Samir's done it.
03:54As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
03:58Well, so we reckon.
04:00We just need a little dry run.
04:02This thing kills just Homelander?
04:05Or every soup?
04:06Dunno.
04:07But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
04:09Jesus fucking Christ.
04:11Will it affect humans?
04:12Well, you know, we gotta test it.
04:14We're close to Cleveland.
04:16You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
04:19I am glad you're back, mate.
04:20Rock Hard?
04:21A member of Teenage Geeks.
04:23Rock Hard is a living mountain.
04:26Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
04:27Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
04:32Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear filled it with so much hot comet burst out of his mouth.
04:39Which makes Rock Hard a perfect lab rat.
04:42Indestructible, or nearly.
04:43Almost as strong as Homelander.
04:45And no one gives a fuck about him.
04:48So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
04:52Lemon fucking squeezy.
04:56So, let's get cracking.
04:58We gotta stop the hate crimes against soups before they start.
05:03With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
05:15Here you go.
05:17Where'd you get these from?
05:18Just friends.
05:19But they don't need them anymore.
05:24So, how are we gonna do it?
05:26Do what?
05:26Get the virus away from Butcher.
05:27We kill him.
05:28No, we're not gonna kill him.
05:29We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34Do we all have amnesia?
05:35Have we forgotten how fuck Butcher is?
05:37He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
05:39Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
05:43I said we take the virus, and we run.
05:45We'll kill him.
05:46Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
05:51That's a good price in any war.
05:55I'm kidding.
05:55It's a shit decision, alright?
05:57We're not denying that.
05:58But, you're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
06:01We don't have a motherfucking choice.
06:02Yes, there is a choice.
06:03And no, it's not yours to make.
06:04You're not the one who's going to die.
06:06Right?
06:09Why do you always give in to them?
06:13Kimiko, please, wait!
06:28Hey, so, it's been a tough year.
06:32No, no, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
06:36Huh?
06:36Why do you bring it up?
06:38Just your whole vibe.
06:40Ditching Ivy and I at the camp, you're siding with Butcher, your hair is different.
06:43Okay, not so much about the hair.
06:45It's just, uh...
06:51Annie, whatever you have to do, I get it.
06:56It's okay.
06:58We can...
06:59We can figure this out.
07:02We can...
07:03Talk?
07:05Yeah.
07:06Mm-hmm.
07:08Or...
07:09counterpoint.
07:11Not talk.
07:13I mean...
07:15Yeah, that's a...
07:16That's a pretty good knowing point.
07:32You stood there.
07:33Girl, listen.
07:35Shoot off.
07:35Slice into my own lender.
07:37Shot here, here, here.
07:38It hurt every time, but the virus?
07:40That was the only time I wanted to die.
07:42The pain...
07:46And you're okay with it!
07:48No.
07:51On my life, I'm not.
07:53But this is happening.
07:55With or without us.
07:57So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
08:02So I can protect you.
08:06I've spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
08:15You're the dreamer.
08:18You're the dreamer.
08:20You're the dreamer.
08:27You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
08:36I just fight you.
08:39You're the dreamer.
08:40This is incredible.
08:42Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
08:55Close off now.
09:06Your bottom half
09:07Is it pretty big room?
09:09My vagina is tingly and damp
09:28You were there
09:30And they will never tear us apart
09:38I told you
09:41That we could fly
09:45But some of us don't know why
09:52How we're standing
09:55You were there
09:58And they could never help you
10:02Tear us apart
10:16God damn it, Acerine
10:22Didn't need to come to this
10:26I don't know
10:27You left me no choice
10:29I know my leadership style can be
10:32Stir
10:32But
10:34It's for your own good
10:38I like to think of myself as
10:40The big brother
10:43That you never had
10:50You remember that girlfriend
10:52You had
10:53Oh
10:58Popfang
10:59Betrayed us both
11:00To William Butcher
11:02No less
11:02Huge mess
11:03Your fault
11:03What did I do
11:05What did I do?
11:07I gave you a chance
11:09To make things right
11:10I reached out my hand
11:14And you bit it
11:16What did I ever do
11:18To deserve that
11:20What
11:20Was I too nurturing
11:22Too forgiving
11:24Well maybe
11:24But damn it
11:25You weren't like the others
11:27Snakes
11:29Backstabbers
11:30I could count on you man
11:32I did count on you
11:33I loved you
11:37But here we are
11:39Why does this keep happening to me?
11:47I guess the strongest men are the most alone
11:51You wouldn't understand
11:56Nobody does
12:00I would still wanna die
12:01Never
12:10National
12:11Stucing
12:11Not
12:11No
12:11No
12:11No
12:12No
12:13No
12:13No
12:15No
12:16No
12:21I
12:25No
12:43firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows and we're doing a
12:50mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being sponsored
12:55you know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
13:05guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
13:08crunchy how much longer teenage kicks you that out on patrol any minute they go out they go in
13:14rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
13:19countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement i bet my botan anal beads is down
13:29there everything okay all good
13:39oh look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nipping twatting bring you back here
13:48keep the engine running
13:58are you ready
14:26internet's down cams too
14:27um yeah we have a problem
14:32put on the man he really let himself go
14:41the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
14:49my god asshole must weigh thirty thousand pounds
14:52my dick weighs more rich well right now wait we can move them
14:58you can move the three of us
15:00so what now
15:18you what the fuck no no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you you're safe
15:24okay you're gonna deep freeze again oh jesus christ for how long almost two years in a bit of a
15:32cia black site i just found out this morning you found out this morning yeah but that just happens
15:38to be in your room did you fuck me what is this some kind of incest thing no then what
15:48the fuck
15:48is this look i i want you to find william butcher find him yourself well the people that work for
15:56me are limited and you are the best tracker there is i just i need you to find him and
16:02report back
16:03very simple you want me to work for you well why don't we say work with me and i can
16:12help you i can
16:13give you a proper comeback i don't need you for that well the whole world does think that you're
16:19a russian spy so okay all right listen to me i'm no ass felch and commie you got that i
16:28know i know
16:29and listen i am vaut now me so the public they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them
16:38you are i can resurrect you i can give you back what you lost i can even make you number
16:44two in
16:44number seven number two or how about i finish the job and blast you to kingdom fuck
16:54hey you could try who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
17:02or you might not but i'm betting that you hate william butcher more than you
17:09then you hate me after all i'm not the one that betrayed you am i i tried to kill you
17:17but did i turn my back how do i know you won't return the favor
17:31you find william butcher for me all is forgiven
17:45looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray improve your sleep strength
17:50your immune system nourish your soul the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
17:58life force from leaving the body and invited prana solar energy in don't ignore your anal wellness
18:06introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vaut
18:09five bros four bros okay we need to abort
18:14your mom should have aborted you
18:19fuck it who tested here what test
18:23mr jean kutave the virus is contagious as samir says c'est fini the game is over
18:28no butcher's right brockhard has seen us so we can't leave
18:32virus what virus
18:35look i didn't break you lot out of the pain to flap about
18:38now all we gotta do is seal the ventilation
18:40every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole
18:44a jamboree
18:49maybe
18:54yo
18:56is that motherfucker holding his breath
18:59his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
19:01and he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
19:04like a blue whale
19:05he won't breathe
19:06how do we get the virus in him
19:08whoa
19:09he ain't our first whale is he
19:11you lot sort this
19:12i'll fetch the virus
19:13can we go you with me
19:21oh you two leave it out would you
19:23fucking work in here
19:27hey
19:27coming with you
19:30what for
19:30i don't trust you
19:34yeah
19:36suit yourself
19:41we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
19:46coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
19:50where's more
19:51he just disappears every afternoon
19:53won't say where he's going
19:54won't say shit
19:54he's a method
19:56misering technique
19:59is that a jew thing
20:00we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
20:03but you can invoke the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military
20:07mr president
20:07good idea
20:08what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
20:11that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
20:15honestly
20:16the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
20:18we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
20:23we truly live in an age of wonder
20:25but we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
20:29love it
20:30it's just that after we've paid for vaults military contracts
20:33all those corporate tax breaks
20:35and for the existing freedom camps
20:37treasury's running a little dry
20:39people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
20:42but they'll flat out revolt
20:43if we raise taxes
20:45the president is thinking how insane this is right now
20:47he'll back you
20:48you can do it
20:49speak up
20:50and a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
20:53won't their arrest seat into your bottom line?
20:57nah
20:57we'll just start selling ads on vault plus
20:59wow
21:00amazing ashley
21:01you're a real che gavada
21:02well alrighty then
21:03let me ask the most important question
21:07do i got immunity?
21:18for fuck's sake
21:20soldier boy
21:21is the president vice president of the united states of america
21:25they work for me
21:26everyone
21:27soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven
21:30once he is located
21:32william butcher and annie january
21:34wait wait wait sir
21:35no sir
21:36i can do this
21:37i can bring them in
21:38well like you did with a train
21:39we're going in a new direction deep
21:42competence
21:43oh
21:44and steve
21:44soldier boy is gonna need a full pardon
21:46well sir
21:47he uh
21:48he was guilty of
21:50you know
21:50treason
21:54considered dumb sir
21:55terrific
21:55and you know what
21:56i'm sure the man's dying for a drink
21:58uh steve can you make him a
22:02manhattan
22:03manhattan
22:03thanks steve
22:05of course
22:07can i get you a glass of milk sir
22:09no
22:11steven
22:13i'll also have a manhattan
22:16god damn
22:19this wicked soups teabagged the president
22:22since me
22:39okay
22:40what's next
22:45what is it
23:07what is it that explains how he's grown
23:15from bashing his bishop
23:18gross
23:27that's what i'm talking about
23:29oh god
23:34fucking unsanitary
23:37fucking unsanitary
24:06next step will be to apply my faith foundation from my vitality collab
24:11velvet ember
24:12velvet ember
24:13it doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
24:18we talked about this i don't have a choice
24:20they make me do this
24:23there we go
24:25today i'm gonna be going for a dark hero look
24:27so we're gonna be using black noir's noir black liquid eyeliner
24:30because it is the gun
24:34you dare enter my dark domain
24:36i am countess crow
24:38countess of the crows
24:40and i shall make you
24:41the day that you decided to
24:47fuck
24:53it's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
25:00it's like a metaphor for life no
25:02it's a metaphor for my balls
25:10what is the matter
25:13a starlighter cell in st louis was raided so
25:16they're all gone
25:17just like the one in portland and sacramento and boise
25:21and i guess we can add a train to that list right
25:28you didn't kill them
25:30they chose to fight
25:31yeah because they thought that i was going to save them
25:34i told them that we were gonna make it out
25:38fucking easy for me to say i'm bulletproof
25:43have you told piti thuy any of this
25:45no no because he'll say it wasn't my fault so i can't
25:52so this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
25:57i led them to a shallow grave
26:02so i just get a fucking white picket fence and cherry pie no i can't live like that
26:09if i follow them it's the only thing that makes sense
26:20i am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
26:26and yes it's easier to wallow on your guilt
26:33what the fucking shit
26:34you get up every day and you keep going
26:38anything else is an insult to the dead
26:43creep
26:44just let go
26:46get your child old man hands off of me
26:48yes we didn't make it to patrol today
26:49oh shit
26:51starlight
26:51oh my god
26:53you guys are terrorists
26:56what do we do with her
26:59same as rock hard
27:03we don't have a choice
27:07all right
27:08come on
27:09no what
27:11let me go
27:29pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
27:33all this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
27:36turbo rush
27:38the drink of heroes
27:39only 15 calories
27:42cut
27:43that was a good take
27:44no please this is a mistake i am not
27:47only 15 calories
27:50yeah
27:50now with acai
27:53oh
27:53and makaroos
27:55no cory go back inside please
27:58no
27:58you stay back
28:00if you ruin my shot it's on site bitch
28:03okay let's go again
28:04and fix your tits they're lopsided
28:08all this crime stopping makes me so
28:10thirsty
28:11turbo rush
28:13now with acai
28:14and makaroos
28:15that's fucking perfect
28:17okay great
28:18okay have fun at camp
28:19no
28:20no
28:20no
28:21no
28:22no
28:22no
28:23no
28:23no
28:23no
28:23no
28:23no
28:26no
28:26well over
28:27not a chance
28:28we have to help them
28:29help them and every soon for them 500 miles to be up their arse over in the hour
28:32if we stayed a course
28:34mine's on the fucking job
28:35fuck the job
28:39Here we go.
28:41Don't.
29:04Homelander?
29:09Homelander.
29:15Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
29:21Well, that was quite a surprise today.
29:24Are you sure waking him was the right call?
29:26Yes.
29:27Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
29:29No, I did not.
29:31Of course not.
29:33What am I going to say?
29:34Hey, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because there's a
29:40soup-killing virus out there, and you may die screaming.
29:44Sure you would have jumped at that.
29:46Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
29:52Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
29:57Ah, well, it's tactical.
30:00Exactly.
30:00Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
30:07So, when he gets infected and he dies...
30:09You don't know that's going to happen.
30:10When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:16Right?
30:18Uh-hmm.
30:19Mm-hmm.
30:29Let's go.
30:29Let's go.
31:00I'll take it.
31:07So how fragile is this?
31:09Very.
31:11Very fragile.
31:12If it broke on the way?
31:13It could kill every superhero on Earth.
31:16There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
31:23Well.
31:26Best not drop it, eh?
31:31Thank you so much.
31:40I'll breathe.
31:41I'll breathe.
31:55I'll breathe.
31:57I'll breathe.
32:00The rest of Kix will be back soon.
32:02Now, we're doing everything we can, huh?
32:14You know, you were wrong earlier.
32:16We're not terrorists.
32:18Oh, God.
32:18When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
32:23take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
32:25Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
32:29It's just a shitty situation.
32:31Yeah.
32:31The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
32:38We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
32:41All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
32:48Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
32:51I got a teenage daughter.
32:53That shit right there bounces right off me.
32:56Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
32:59What's it called?
33:00A murder?
33:02Oh, let me guess.
33:04Sheila and H. Crows.
33:06Damn.
33:08Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
33:11Their names are Russell and Cameron.
33:13Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
33:16They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
33:19It's ridiculous.
33:20Oh.
33:23Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
33:25Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
33:29Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
33:31Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
33:34All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
33:39Why are you risking your life for them?
33:46Please.
33:47Please don't kill me.
33:49I just want to go home.
33:50I miss my mom and my dad.
33:55Please.
34:08Careful.
34:14Hey, what are you doing?
34:15Hey, fucking smart, um, H. C.
34:15Weeie.
34:16Mayn't you a little glad that Atrian's dead?
34:21No, I'm not glad he's dead
34:23Adrian did a lot of horrible things
34:25But he saved our lives
34:26And he died a hero, a real hero
34:28And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either
34:32Listen
34:33I know you've just done it here in the Gulag
34:36You've earned your seat at the table, son
34:38I'll give it to you straight
34:40You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on your head, mate
34:44Ain't doing no one no favors
34:46Especially your girl
34:47I mean, that's why she's giving her call
34:49She'll talk to me about Annie
34:50You don't know what's going on with her
34:51Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score
34:53And she knows that you
34:55Poncing about with this Jimny Cricket
34:57This and the hard bollocks
34:59Is just gonna get her killed
35:03Is there any part of you left that's still human?
35:09You're gonna get Annie killed, not me
35:13But I won't let you do it
35:17Love it
35:30You hate the vial!
35:34It's good
35:38Wait, is that?
35:43Well, well, well
35:45He's dead, right?
35:46He's supposed to be dead?
35:48Supposed to be
35:51Mallory put on my nose for a bit
35:55You're telling us this now?
35:59Somebody up there likes us, mate
36:00In what fucking way?
36:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig
36:04Who bad in our mind is old man?
36:09New plan
36:12Oi!
36:13Ain't she supposed to be a giant-ass dude?
36:15Aren't you supposed to be smart?
36:17Running a truck under the name
36:18Don T.
36:19Be a cunt
36:20Same alias when we headed to Herogasm
36:22Well, oldie better goodie
36:28No, mate
36:29Just you
36:30And me
36:39I guess it's true
36:41You're one of us now
36:42Well, if you can't beat him
36:44Join him
36:45Then fuck it, beat him
36:46Being super is not gonna save you
36:48That don't stop us helping each other
36:50Homeland is double the cunt now
36:52If that's even possible
36:53He needs doing more than ever
36:55You still fancy a seat on the 7th, don't you?
36:57Fuck you!
36:58We had a deal
36:59I held up my end of the bargain
37:01And you sold me out
37:02Put me back in a fucking box
37:05And for what?
37:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
37:08That kid is your grandson
37:09Well, was it worth it?
37:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
37:13Where is that fucking brat?
37:15I'm linda the one fucking you over, mate
37:17Or did he mention
37:18That we've got an ubervirus
37:19Strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
37:23Bullshit
37:23God's honest
37:24The things this virus can do
37:29Fuckin' die, Bonaco
37:31Why'd you think he sent you here?
37:33Instead of coming himself?
37:34Hmm?
37:35You're a sacrificial cunt
37:36Again
37:39I guess we'll see
37:40You don't get it
37:41You don't get it, do you?
37:43Me?
37:44Home Lander?
37:45Your old crew?
37:47Everyone fucks you over
37:49Do you want to know why?
37:52Because you
37:53Are a dumb fucking twat
38:02What the fuck was that?
38:05What the fuck was that?
38:12Hey!
38:13You two fucktards the local supes?
38:15Holy shit
38:16Soldier boy
38:18What?
38:18You're a dead socialist
38:22The fuck?
38:23This was being stupid
38:24Now shut your cumbucket and listen
38:26A Jap and a fairy took off east
38:27Find them
38:28And kill them
38:29Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
38:31And time together like shoelaces
38:34Move!
38:38Fuck
38:38Fuck
38:43Fucking figures
38:49Hey man
38:50Get ready
38:50We're coming in
38:51Whoa whoa whoa
38:51Slow down kid
38:54Soldier boy
38:56He's alive?
38:58Fuck that
38:59Just how long do we have?
39:00Just
39:00Huey
39:01Huey
39:04We gotta move
39:06Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way
39:08Oh shit
39:25What the fuck is that?
39:37Go!
40:15Go!
40:17Whoa!
40:18We gotta drop a Juki!
40:20Diddy?
40:21What's you?!
40:23Whoa!
40:24Goodbye!
40:25JugaJuki!
40:26Yaaaah!
40:28Yaaaaaaaah!
40:29Get off!
40:30Get off!
40:31Cuuuuuu!
40:33You gotta drop a Juki!
40:46I got you.
40:49Oh no.
41:02Oh my god, are you okay?
41:03Is it Iris?
41:04Let's get a thing.
41:08Oi!
41:09Prince!
41:10Oh shit.
41:11Move!
41:13Go!
41:19You with me.
41:20Come on.
41:31Come on.
41:31Come on.
41:33Come on.
41:44about the so-called soup killer? Well, not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
41:50What?
41:56No virus, bitch. I will shoot. Hot cum in your face.
42:03Not, not right now.
42:12What the f-
42:36No.
42:39No.
42:41No.
42:45No.
43:05No.
43:05No.
43:09No.
43:15No.
43:15No.
43:16No.
43:17No.
43:18No.
43:43Well, I did?
43:46Very.
43:46Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
43:49No, you don't.
43:53Come on, let's leg it.
43:55No, no, no, Monka.
43:57And until we are certain, I have not been infected with this plague.
44:03Oh, my God.
44:05Beep.
44:33Yes.
44:36May I have a word?
44:38Wait out there.
44:41What are you doing?
44:42I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
44:44There is extra if you want to join in.
44:45No thank you.
44:46No.
44:46I don't want a taco fucking bell.
44:51Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
44:56Clearly the right call.
44:57He's not in the building.
44:57Thank fucking god. What the fuck?
45:01Why are we doing this?
45:02Doing what? If posting weird shit were a crime I'd be serving two life sentences.
45:06Homelander sets the agenda. I just execute.
45:09That's bullshit. You're the smartest person on the planet. There is no way you don't have an angle here.
45:14My angle.
45:15My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till he needs a
45:21deed replacement.
45:22All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
45:25It's nicer than I expected.
45:29Ashley, she's smart. She's gotta listen to reason.
45:32Look, I've been there.
45:35Literally where you're sitting.
45:37But that chair isn't a pedestal.
45:39It's a chopping block.
45:41And I can help you.
45:42But you gotta talk to me.
45:48Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
45:51You know you can't.
45:52You can pull out the back of your skull.
46:00Wow.
46:01You're unbelievable, Ashley.
46:03That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
46:05They're arresting innocent people.
46:07But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
46:10I need a minute.
46:18From back here I see a spine.
46:20Fucking use it.
46:21Do I get laser eyes?
46:22No.
46:22I get a psychic fucking tumor.
46:24This is junior year all over again.
46:26Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
46:29because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
46:30And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
46:33Going along won't get you what you want.
46:35Going along is why we're still alive.
46:37You should have left with A train when he asked you to.
46:39At least he had a shred of decency.
46:41That's why he's dead.
46:42First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
46:46I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
46:47You used to love his poetry.
46:49And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
46:51You used to want to do some good in the world.
46:53What happened?
46:54I tried.
46:55I tried.
46:57But there's nothing I can do.
46:58Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
47:01The CIA.
47:02The Pentagon.
47:03They will follow you if you lead them.
47:05I'm not a leader.
47:06I'm vice president.
47:08You can still do some good Ashley.
47:09We can still do some good.
47:11Just shut up.
47:12Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
47:14You want that?
47:16You're better than this.
47:17You were better than this.
47:19No.
47:22No.
47:23So, we're clear.
47:24You're absolutely sure.
47:25Triple check the results.
47:26None of you are carriers.
47:28Humans are immune.
47:29Cheats in a seat of our mother.
47:32No.
47:43Goddamn.
47:44I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
47:48It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
47:513. Soldier come down, home lander to go.
47:55We fucking did it.
47:56All time.
48:02Okay.
48:10Let's run away.
48:13What?
48:15There are over 50 uninhabited island in the Pacific.
48:18We just need to find one so remote.
48:21Nobody will ever find us.
48:25You were right.
48:28This virus.
48:29There is no contain in it.
48:31No stuff in it.
48:32I do not know how to protect you from it.
48:34Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
48:55You did not see its carnage.
48:57It's too dangerous.
48:59It's dangerous for everyone.
49:00How innocent people are being wound up.
49:04No, don't ask me to watch you die.
49:08I think this is how we make amends.
49:11For the lives we've taken, I think we have to...
49:14Get up every day and keep going.
49:22Wait.
49:28Is this all?
49:44You're allowed to freak out, you know?
49:47This virus.
49:49It's fucking brutal.
49:51I don't know.
49:52For a rock heart, I'd say it's an improvement.
49:58I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
50:00Neither of us is fine.
50:03And we shouldn't be.
50:05And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
50:08Keep her a fix.
50:09But I'm not letting you die.
50:14I'm going to keep fighting.
50:18And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
50:24But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
50:42Ana.
50:44I'm late.
50:59All right, Sarah, it's time for your meds.
51:28Well, hey, be careful, sir.
51:30It's a viral contagion.
51:32I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
51:35I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters.
51:37Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
51:39You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
51:42I told him to report back.
51:44I told him not to go in alone.
51:45Why would he do that?
51:47It's more like Soldier Boy.
51:49Am I right?
51:50Leave.
51:51Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
51:53Dude, it should have been you.
51:55All right.
51:56Sorry, leave.
52:02I was swimming.
52:26I was swimming.
52:31Not you.
52:39Why does everyone keep leaving?
52:45I'm sorry.
52:46I'm like, man.
52:52way back.
52:52Stay back.
52:53I'm sorry.
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