00:02I know this build is bugged as hell, but go down already, please.
00:07These hitboxes are so awful.
00:09Not now.
00:10I said not now.
00:11Leave it under the door.
00:16I'm getting my stuff.
00:17I just need to grab a few things.
00:19What a rat hole.
00:23So, that's your new guy?
00:25Damn, not a big of upgrade down here.
00:30You know why I broke up with you?
00:33Because you're a pathetic loser with no meaning in your life.
00:39I don't need it, b****.
00:45Oh, I'm pathetic.
00:46Yeah, okay.
00:47Like, you're any better, b****.
01:14Get up!
01:15Get the bag up!
01:16Dude, get out of my face!
01:18Your face is about to not exist!
01:20Get up!
01:21Hey, who are you?
01:25Hello, my beautiful freaks!
01:27Did you miss me?
01:28Oh, I know you did.
01:30Tonight, we have a warrior from the mysterious planet Earth.
01:34Ugh, even the name sounds dope.
01:36What the f*** is going on?
01:37Where am I?
01:38May I offer my goddess a drink?
01:41His opponent comes all the way from planet Gnid.
01:47Ooh, hello.
01:50Come to Ziki, big boy.
02:0115 seconds, babies!
02:03Let the games begin!
02:08Am I dreaming?
02:10Let's start from the beginning.
02:13Okay, eyes on me!
02:15Thousand worlds!
02:16Each one's got its thing!
02:17We're at this one!
02:18And right now, we're on Planet Zero!
02:21This is where it happens!
02:23Intergalactic fight!
02:24Every world!
02:25Right here!
02:25No more battles!
02:26One champion per world!
02:29He loses, world's gone, done.
02:33And Earth picked you!
02:35Huh?
02:35No pressure.
02:36Destiny, I guess.
02:37Oh, wait!
02:38Earth's been here before!
02:3966 million years ago!
02:41Picked a wrong guy!
02:43Anyway...
02:43I'm Hoki, your bro for all of this!
02:45Now, you gotta pick your item!
02:47Oh, no!
02:4810 seconds, shoot!
02:51What the hell is this anime bullshit?!
02:56Movement speed...
02:57...is always meta.
03:00Dude!
03:01They gave you a sword, and you picked shoes?!
03:03Nice!
03:04We're gonna die because of sneakers!
03:09Let's...
03:09Move!
03:14Move, Leo!
03:15Move, move!
03:23What the hell were you doing standing there like a mannequin in a closed door?!
03:27I was processing...
03:28You have a strategy!
03:29My strategy is...
03:31RUN!
03:49That came right off!
03:53No! Don't touch it!
03:54Hold still!
03:54Are you gonna spit on me?!
03:55Don't you dare-
03:56He spit on me!
03:57On my injury!
03:57What kind of medical system is this?!
03:59It's healing slime!
04:00Just wait!
04:00He's moving!
04:00Why is it moving?!
04:01Make it stop!
04:01That means it's working!
04:03Go, go, go, go, go, go!
04:04I wanna go home!
04:05My bed!
04:10Stop the bleeding temporarily!
04:12You die!
04:13This is real!
04:14Die your planet, die if everyone you've ever known die!
04:16And I die, too!
04:19Hey!
04:20Hey!
04:21If this is a game, and they gave me inventory to fight, then these sneakers aren't just shoes,
04:26right?
04:26They're a weapon!
04:27Gotta be powering them, some kind of-
04:29Let me check this back!
04:31Okay, so they're gonna be super fat-
04:33Leo?
04:35Oh no!
04:36Well, that's minus five HP!
04:40Okay, let's speedrun this shit.
04:43Fat ass!
04:47Hey!
04:48I'm coming for you!
04:49You wait and see!
04:52You hear me?
04:52Your ass is mine!
05:24I'm coming for you!
05:26Wait, let's go!
05:31Bye!
05:49Jesus!
05:59I hit him several times, he doesn't care!
06:01I noticed!
06:02What if he just gets tired?
06:04He won't!
06:05How do you know?
06:06His species doesn't get tired!
06:09What?
06:16It's so boring.
06:17I'm not letting this slide.
06:23Oh, go!
06:24What's that clock?
06:25Death timer!
06:26Nobody wins in three minutes!
06:27They killed both!
06:28Both?
06:28Both!
06:29Great!
06:29Just great!
06:33Stop!
06:34I can't!
06:36Holy!
06:54Holy shit!
06:55Let's go!
06:57Try the lightningaco.
06:58Let's go!
06:59Please!
06:59Let's go!
07:00Wait!
07:04No!
07:13I'm not dying today.
07:19New ability?
07:21There's a symbol.
07:22Go!
07:38Short legs, all that mass.
07:41Once he's down, stuck.
07:43You have a plan?
07:44I know how to beat him.
07:46Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:34Get out of here!
08:35Get out of here!
08:49Did I win?
08:50You won!
08:51Cool.
08:52Can I have my arm back here?
08:54Ladies and gentlemen and everything in between, what a fight by our warrior in underwears,
08:59Leon!
09:02Now go, rest, heal, because your next battle is in 48-0 hours.
09:10What the hell?
09:25And now, the part you've all been waiting for, the destruction of Vlad and Gnir!
09:31Ach sopowers.
09:33I got thatswas, I got that bastard?
09:35You're the end of it now.
09:36You're the end of it now.
09:42The老 irgendwo, you get your knints.
09:46Neither?
09:46He's a battle о нить.
09:47I'll forgive you longer when I wait.
09:50He's got the sign and I'll find.
09:52Did you take tough?
09:56However?
09:57You
