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00:00:06In a world of chaos, some things never change, that good will always win.
00:00:11You stay the fuck back and I'm on a laser, you goddammit!
00:00:14That love conquers all.
00:00:16I'm your father, not him.
00:00:19Brian!
00:00:19And that heroes will answer the call to protect.
00:00:22Attacked.
00:00:28I want to flip A train.
00:00:30He's right there, he's ready.
00:00:31When I carried your ass to the ER, that felt better than anything that I had ever done at Vol.
00:00:36The answer to all our prayers, a virus to kill soups.
00:00:40Somebody's been running tests.
00:00:42To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander would evolve into something super lethal.
00:00:47A global fucking pandemic.
00:00:49What's in the genocide between friends?
00:00:51Just fuck off and let me die in peace, would you?
00:00:54The seven is getting even stronger.
00:00:56Put your hands together for a firecracker!
00:00:58I am not sexually attracted to you.
00:01:00This is not loyalty.
00:01:02I'll do anything for you.
00:01:04And Sister Sage!
00:01:05She's the world's smartest person.
00:01:07Fascist!
00:01:07The people will tear it apart themselves and you get to swoop in.
00:01:12Like Caesar.
00:01:13Like Caesar.
00:01:15Once he's in office, we need to invoke the 25th Amendment.
00:01:18Who's handling all this?
00:01:19I fucking am.
00:01:20When Homelander chucks all the Starlighters into internment camps, you're cool with that?
00:01:23You didn't know about the camps.
00:01:24You're gonna help us take down Va and Homelander.
00:01:27No deals.
00:01:31Newman would have been a shit patsy.
00:01:32So?
00:01:32I went another way.
00:01:33Speaker of the House Calhoun.
00:01:34He's next in line to be president.
00:01:36He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you.
00:01:37Now that we have full legal authority, a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon to route these traitors
00:01:44from our government and from our streets.
00:01:46America will be safe again.
00:01:48To the Starlighters.
00:01:49I'm coming for you.
00:01:51Because today, a new age of superheroes begins.
00:01:54You were my first call.
00:01:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:01:57This whole time.
00:02:19I'm coming for you.
00:02:44And welcome to the Vaughn International Annual Meeting of Shareholders.
00:02:53Okay, give me my firecrackers.
00:02:55Places, ladies.
00:02:56Places.
00:02:56Let's go.
00:02:57Let's go.
00:02:59Hop to it.
00:02:59Let's go.
00:03:00Come on.
00:03:01Stay in line.
00:03:02Keep it tight.
00:03:28Starlighters running wild.
00:03:30Starlight herself on a vicious murder spree.
00:03:34But we said no.
00:03:35We said enough.
00:03:37We said not in America.
00:03:40And together, we soared into a new Golden Dawn.
00:04:00Keep going.
00:04:04Stop.
00:04:06She designated the Starlighters a terrorist organization.
00:04:11Other heroes are proudly serving in the armed forces thanks to the new chairman of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem.
00:04:18This bomb is up 21%.
00:04:22G-Man, days past from the future, has grossed over $2 billion.
00:04:27Do not get me started on the EBITDA margins.
00:04:29But all of this, the most important truth is a safer, more God-fearing nation!
00:04:42Our nation!
00:04:45Yes!
00:04:47Yes!
00:04:48What just happened to that little bitch Starlight tried to do on this other border?
00:04:52Got it.
00:04:53Is there no depth to what that little wolf...
00:04:57I'm wondering, Queen Mayhem, because of even a...
00:05:00Take these two!
00:05:01No, no!
00:05:02Trust these two, please!
00:05:03No, what?
00:05:03So they could tell the world that we left the rest of them to fucking die?
00:05:07Come on!
00:05:08No, Mayhem.
00:05:09No, you stay back!
00:05:10All of you, stay back!
00:05:12You stay the fuck back and I'll laser you, goddammit!
00:05:15I'll laser every fucking one of you!
00:05:17What the f***?
00:05:28No, no.
00:05:29No, no.
00:05:43No, no, no, no!
00:05:47No, no, no!
00:05:55Stay back.
00:05:56Girl, I'll laser every fucking one of you.
00:06:00Stay back.
00:06:03I'll laser every...
00:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:06:15Tough day.
00:06:17Sad day.
00:06:19When a great American like Homelander is attacked with lies.
00:06:22This so-called Flight 37 video is an obvious deepfake put out by Marxist starlighters.
00:06:28Let's open it up.
00:06:31Chris Hayes.
00:06:32Vice President Barrett.
00:06:33Look, Chris, I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:06:36And no, just because I happen to be a super-abled American does not compromise my objectivity or allegiance to
00:06:42the U.S. of A.
00:06:43That is exactly the kind of superphobic question that kept me in the closet for so long.
00:06:48Honestly, do better?
00:06:49What about your so-called Freedom Camps, the Starlighter dissidents?
00:06:53More clickbait.
00:06:54I mean, who doesn't love freedom?
00:06:56And camp.
00:06:57We knew this would happen sooner or later.
00:06:59We've been ready.
00:07:00In the last 24 hours, we have flooded the zone with so much disinformation, people can't tell their clit from
00:07:06their collarbone.
00:07:07The share price is only down half a point.
00:07:09Besides that, damage is minimal.
00:07:12What's this?
00:07:13That is a Gutenberg Bible.
00:07:14Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.
00:07:17You're really on top of the world, huh?
00:07:20Peter Thiel.
00:07:21The Obamas calling you for advice.
00:07:25Everyone loves you.
00:07:27You can't really think I care.
00:07:28Maybe you didn't used to.
00:07:30It's all for you.
00:07:32Higher the share price, happier the billionaires.
00:07:34The more you get to do whatever the fuck you want to do.
00:07:37Are you aware that NNC is calling me a murderer?
00:07:41Saying that maybe I even did something to, uh, my only son?
00:07:49No.
00:07:49Everyone knows that Ryan is.
00:07:53Sorry.
00:07:54That he is a boarding school in Svalbard.
00:07:58That story's holding.
00:08:00We're good.
00:08:01And how about you, Sage?
00:08:04Are you?
00:08:06Good?
00:08:08I'm sorry.
00:08:09You're not distracted at all after Thomas Godolkin dumped you?
00:08:12You're not numbing the heartache by stabbing your brain?
00:08:16No.
00:08:17Then just tell me, how did Starlight get in the building?
00:08:24I was humiliated!
00:08:28Because the people don't hate me enough!
00:08:30Your numbers are north of 96.
00:08:31Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure, but millions of them are still Starlighters in their hearts.
00:08:37Word counts.
00:08:39Have you seen the memes?
00:08:40Have you seen the memes about me?
00:08:45Posting them should be a crime.
00:08:48Yes, but we can't go...
00:08:52Oh, you're serious.
00:08:54Uh, sir.
00:08:56Ongoing conflict is useful to us.
00:08:59It keeps people afraid.
00:09:00No, no, no, no, no!
00:09:03You promised me, Caesar.
00:09:04He was stabbed by his best friends.
00:09:06Well, I can relate to that.
00:09:08But I need people to be devoted.
00:09:12To me!
00:09:13May I speak freely?
00:09:14Give it a shot.
00:09:16I told you, no matter how much power you amass, it will not make you happy.
00:09:29I think I'll be happy when Starlight and William Butcher are corpses.
00:09:40I want it leaked that in three days we are going to execute Hugh Campbell, Milk, and the French one.
00:09:50That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher, and then I will take care of this once and for all.
00:09:59Consider it done, sir.
00:11:22Also pay the Veni's exploits.
00:11:25Enjoy.
00:11:48Put it on my frame.
00:11:50No, no.
00:11:55No, no.
00:12:01No, no.
00:12:03No!
00:12:13Luis, la bebida.
00:12:29And he got the Flight 37 video out.
00:12:33What?
00:12:35Huh?
00:12:37That's all you have to say.
00:12:44No!
00:12:49No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:50No!
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:54No!
00:12:54No!
00:12:54No!
00:12:55No!
00:12:56No!
00:13:00No!
00:13:01No!
00:13:02No!
00:13:02No!
00:13:21Hello, Dad.
00:13:25Really?
00:13:33You are a wanted man.
00:13:35What are you doing here?
00:13:37On a bit of a layover.
00:13:40Thought I'd pop in.
00:13:41Say hello to Lenny and Mum.
00:13:47Proof is no God, innit?
00:13:49She's dead.
00:13:50And there you are.
00:13:53Thriving with arse cancer.
00:14:04Does it hurt when you take a shit?
00:14:06Fucking hope so.
00:14:07I didn't know how to get hold of you.
00:14:10About the funeral.
00:14:10I noticed an empty spot next to them at the churchyard.
00:14:14You don't think that's where you're going, do you?
00:14:15I paid for it.
00:14:16People like you and me don't get to spend eternity with the likes of them.
00:14:22Where did you come here for?
00:14:24Torture old man, eh?
00:14:29Where did you find that?
00:14:30In the attic.
00:14:31Reminds me of him.
00:14:41Five fucking weeks Lenny practice that rings trick.
00:14:45I still remember the look on his face when he went.
00:14:49So fucking chuffed.
00:14:53And then he come home.
00:14:56And you called him a little poof.
00:15:02Well, never looked at this again, did he?
00:15:04Why are you here?
00:15:06Huh?
00:15:16There's no need to get angry.
00:15:19Oh, I ain't angry.
00:15:21I'm bleeding grateful.
00:15:23For all the times he knocked the shit out of me, gave me the belt or whatever.
00:15:27Made me who I am.
00:15:30Made me just like you.
00:15:33I'll show ya.
00:15:35Son.
00:15:37Please.
00:15:38I know.
00:15:40I ain't got long to go.
00:15:42It's a waste of time.
00:15:44I know.
00:15:47But it'll give me a good fucking laugh.
00:15:50Just to hear you scream.
00:15:54You don't get a change of it.
00:16:03Who says, I want a change?
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:17What's the matter with you?
00:16:19What?
00:16:19Your heart's pounding.
00:16:23Are you scared?
00:16:24No.
00:16:25I just love being at work.
00:16:27It's exciting.
00:16:28Room temperature like you like.
00:16:34Have a good show.
00:16:41I want an 8 o'clock at Jean-Georges.
00:16:43Tell him it's for me.
00:16:44Move that Elon interview to Thursday.
00:16:47Tell Jerry I said fuck off.
00:16:48If he wants to trim the budget, how about going after a show that isn't his biggest fucking
00:16:51hit?
00:16:59Howdy there, boss.
00:17:01They're due with bashing today.
00:17:04Well, my whole life has been dedicated to saving these people.
00:17:09And yet their hearts are fluttering like fucking rabbits.
00:17:15Why?
00:17:16What are they hiding?
00:17:18Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.
00:17:21They just look up to you is all.
00:17:31Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away like it's made of ham and cigarettes.
00:17:34Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:17:36I don't want to be making milk.
00:17:38I do more than anything.
00:17:41Them pills just janked up my ticker so awful.
00:17:45They were killing me.
00:17:58How'd you catch them red-handed?
00:17:59Our enemies have started using bleeding edge technologies.
00:18:03Like AI, which means artificial intelligence.
00:18:08So Starlight did use that dang fangled AI.
00:18:12First she went and deep faked Thomas Gadolkin himself.
00:18:15Yeah, but did anyone actually believe that?
00:18:18I mean, how stupid does she think we all are?
00:18:20To cover up her slaughter of innocent young heroes that got you.
00:18:25Then she went and AI this so-called flat 37 video.
00:18:31Oh God, sloppy word.
00:18:32If we freeze it here.
00:18:35Yeah.
00:18:36I mean, last I checked, I do not have seven fingers on one hand.
00:18:40Now, isn't that what they refer to as the uncanny valley?
00:18:45Yes, it is.
00:18:47Well, everybody.
00:18:49You've got two fingers.
00:19:04You've got two fingers.
00:19:16Okay.
00:19:46Oi.
00:19:50Knock it off.
00:19:52I ain't here for you, you dozy bin.
00:19:54They're after Frenchy.
00:19:56What's gonna do him,
00:19:58Huey and him in 72 hours?
00:20:04Look.
00:20:06I know you don't trust me.
00:20:09The French is a dead man.
00:20:10We ain't got time to fuck about.
00:20:12I got CIA Gulfstream gassing up a plant now.
00:20:17Will's up on the now.
00:20:26Smile, Camper.
00:20:27It's a new day and a new chance to learn the truth,
00:20:31meaning of freedom.
00:20:32Ivy, you can't talk like that.
00:20:34Huey, none of the FBSA people are ever getting out.
00:20:37It's hopeless.
00:20:40Look, I should be the last guy who has any hope.
00:20:43I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
00:20:45I've been hunted by noir,
00:20:46chased by sharks inside of a whale,
00:20:49shot at by Russians,
00:20:50almost blown up by hero-gasm,
00:20:52and laser-dead bought on ice.
00:20:53Look, the point is...
00:20:54Oh, and one time I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.
00:20:57It's a long story.
00:20:58The point is, by all sane logic,
00:21:00I should be dead.
00:21:02Or crazy.
00:21:03Or both.
00:21:04Then why aren't you?
00:21:05Because if you lose hope in here,
00:21:07you're not gonna make it.
00:21:08Hey! Get down!
00:21:09Fuck you!
00:21:10Jesus.
00:21:11Hey! Get down!
00:21:14Get the fuck down!
00:21:15I said fuck you!
00:21:16No!
00:21:16Come down right now!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:18Hey!
00:21:20Jesus!
00:21:22Stay in line!
00:21:24Do not move!
00:21:31Get inside!
00:21:34See?
00:21:36He gave up.
00:21:39What about you?
00:21:49Bitches like Starlight make you weak.
00:21:52That's why I cut out all women.
00:21:54No love.
00:21:55No sex.
00:21:56No problems.
00:21:58And literally, bro,
00:21:59I have never felt manlier.
00:22:02Think about this.
00:22:03Okay.
00:22:04Romance.
00:22:05Flowers.
00:22:06Cuddling.
00:22:06Kissing.
00:22:07That's beta male shit, bro!
00:22:10Super gay.
00:22:11War, am I right?
00:22:12B-b-b-breach!
00:22:15Yes.
00:22:15And you know what?
00:22:16As for Starlight's little AI video stunt she did,
00:22:19whatever that baby-murdering three out of ten
00:22:22thought she was gonna do,
00:22:24it didn't work.
00:22:25Oh, bollocks.
00:22:27Half a bottle of rum,
00:22:28and you're a solid five out of ten any day of the week.
00:22:31What the fuck are you doing here?
00:22:36Can we go?
00:22:40Oh, wow.
00:22:41Your skin is so oily,
00:22:42like hugging a McRib.
00:22:43R-did-did you just-
00:22:45How?
00:22:46Fucking speech therapy,
00:22:47and fucking therapy therapy,
00:22:49and so much fucking TikTok.
00:22:50Well, you sure sound like you're on TikTok.
00:22:52Sixteen hour flight,
00:22:53and not a fucking peep.
00:22:54Cause all you can say is,
00:22:55oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt.
00:22:57Liked her better with her mouth shut.
00:22:59Where have you been?
00:23:00Walt got tired of me ripping off their guards' faces,
00:23:02so they deported me to Manila.
00:23:04I tried to sneak back once in the wheel well of a 747,
00:23:07but I fell out at 10,000 feet.
00:23:09Oh, man.
00:23:10That took a hot minute to regrow.
00:23:12They found my asshole like a mile away.
00:23:15How did you find me?
00:23:16Oh, ways and means, love.
00:23:18How many men you down?
00:23:20How many does it look like?
00:23:24It's all right, love.
00:23:26Nothing to be scared of.
00:23:27I've seen what your chest full of murder decks can do.
00:23:30So, are you still dying, hopefully?
00:23:32No. Hearty inhale.
00:23:34See, that's a mistake most people make.
00:23:36They try to fight the cancer.
00:23:39Nice one putting flight 37 out there.
00:23:41Was it?
00:23:41It didn't move the needle an inch.
00:23:43Oh, of course it did.
00:23:44Homelander's fuming.
00:23:46He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:23:52Of course, it's a trap.
00:23:55A question.
00:23:57What else are we gonna do?
00:23:58Science walk into it.
00:24:00Why haven't you tried to swing them before?
00:24:06You want Frenchy.
00:24:07You're still working on the virus,
00:24:09and you want his help.
00:24:11The virus that'll kill Annie and me and you know.
00:24:13And Homelander.
00:24:17Now, are you gonna help us serve the boys?
00:24:19Or not?
00:24:33Solve a signal.
00:24:35So, we're doing broad daylight now?
00:24:37We are getting executed.
00:24:40What?
00:24:40So what?
00:24:41In 36 hours, we...
00:24:45We're finally fucking doing it.
00:24:47They're trying to draw out Annie.
00:24:48The question to show is, why now?
00:24:55Flight 37 video?
00:24:57Offer or not type shit.
00:24:59They lure Annie and whoever she brings with her in, and then they do her in.
00:25:03Fuck that.
00:25:05We're getting out of here first.
00:25:09We're gonna need a lot more Molotov, so let's get going.
00:25:15How did you get these?
00:25:16Fly by.
00:25:17I took it myself.
00:25:19Wait, you've known where the guys are this whole time?
00:25:22That makes me feel angry and want to tit-slap you, but then hug you.
00:25:25So how come you didn't spring then?
00:25:26Honestly, they've been safer there.
00:25:31It's this one.
00:25:33Getting in won't be easy.
00:25:35A perimeter's just open space.
00:25:36That's what I'm telling you.
00:25:37I'm not a bloke.
00:25:38I mean, he's a fucking worm butt.
00:25:40He might be able to help.
00:25:42But even if I can get us in, how the fuck are we gonna get out?
00:25:45Leave that to me.
00:25:47I have someone we can call.
00:25:51All right then.
00:25:57You like croissants?
00:25:58Do we?
00:25:59Why?
00:26:07Homelander?
00:26:08Hey, you wanna see us?
00:26:14Should we come back?
00:26:20Can you believe the gall cooking up these lies about me?
00:26:24Tarnishing my good name.
00:26:28Fake garbage.
00:26:30Right.
00:26:31Oh, right. Yes, totally, sir. I know.
00:26:34Starlight.
00:26:35Spewing this on filth.
00:26:37What a fucking lightweight.
00:26:39I mean, what could she even do besides flash her little high beams at ya?
00:26:44Am I right?
00:26:45Always, sir.
00:26:46So then, why'd you let her get away?
00:26:53Don't you look at him like that. Where the fuck were you?
00:26:55I was there. Keeping eyes on the other side of the stage. Right?
00:27:00Bro.
00:27:02It's been a year.
00:27:04A full lap of the sun.
00:27:05And then you haven't found a train.
00:27:09Or Butcher.
00:27:12Or Starlight.
00:27:16It's almost as if you're fucking up on purpose.
00:27:21I mean, I know you're not. That would be suicidal.
00:27:27You know, I had a good chat with Gavin, our stage manager.
00:27:34And it turns out, he betrayed me.
00:27:40He liked a couple of Starlight posts in the past.
00:27:43And a horrible meme about me.
00:27:46It really makes me wonder, who else is a traitor hiding in plain sight?
00:27:51Sir, you can check my history. I've never liked one of her shitty posts.
00:27:54Here, just check it. Look.
00:27:55That won't be necessary. But, gentlemen.
00:28:00Do your fucking jobs.
00:28:03Yes, sir.
00:28:33Bro, what the hell? You could have had my back in there.
00:28:37Bro, you're not the real noir. Okay? You can talk.
00:28:41Look, I get method. Okay?
00:28:43I fuck with Stella Adler. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
00:28:46We literally never broke character.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49But enough's enough.
00:28:55Bro!
00:28:55I always thought I'd stay single.
00:28:57Mm-hmm.
00:28:57But you know what they say.
00:28:58How do you make God laugh?
00:29:00Make a plan.
00:29:01Ain't that the truth.
00:29:03So there I was at the national prayer breakfast,
00:29:05and I look across the table, and it was...
00:29:09It was like the Lord smiled upon us.
00:29:13Talk about a match made in heaven.
00:29:15Amen.
00:29:16Amen.
00:29:17Oh, Father himself.
00:29:19Head pastor, president, and CEO of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries
00:29:23after Ezekiel's untimely murder.
00:29:24God rest his soul.
00:29:26Amen.
00:29:26Well, you two are just a super-able union for the ages.
00:29:29We share the belief in a dream of a Christian nation.
00:29:34I think that's why I fell for her so fast.
00:29:37For me, it was love at first sight.
00:29:39See, I knew he was gonna say that.
00:29:42Try marrying a mind reader.
00:29:44Powerful.
00:29:47Now, how about we switch gears?
00:29:49Like y'all's initiative to abolish DEI.
00:29:51Now, it's funny how those three little letters are all in devil.
00:29:55People don't need a handout.
00:29:57It's racist to give people a leg up based on skin color.
00:30:00Isn't white a color too?
00:30:02Let's cut.
00:30:04Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.
00:30:08Cut!
00:30:09Sage.
00:30:10My sister in Christ.
00:30:12Um, no.
00:30:13I don't believe in your magic sky ghost, or his baby sky ghost.
00:30:17I need a vice president.
00:30:19Give us the room.
00:30:21Fuck.
00:30:22How is married life the power of Christ compelling you to fuck him?
00:30:26Bitch, your hole still smells like deep, great barrier queef.
00:30:29Touchy.
00:30:30Hey, it's not my fault the American people wouldn't accept a single cat lady as VP.
00:30:35Maybe.
00:30:37But still, I don't see why I had to put Tigger down.
00:30:39It was a patriotic thing to do.
00:30:40Can we hurry this along?
00:30:41I'm about to kill DEI.
00:30:42Uh, not today you're not.
00:30:45He wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:30:48But everyone who smashed a window or held a can of spray paint is already at camp.
00:30:51Now, it's anyone who registered as a Starlighter or posted defamatory things about Homelander.
00:30:57Cyber terrorists are terrorists too.
00:31:02True.
00:31:03True.
00:31:04Mm-hmm.
00:31:05It's just that we've already purged the CIA, DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC, EPA, DHS, HHS, and USPS.
00:31:12We deported the nation's nannies and gardeners.
00:31:15We arrested Chapel Rowan and Tyler the Creator, and they canceled Coachella.
00:31:18But now, he wants to detain thousands of American citizens?
00:31:21No, I couldn't help but notice.
00:31:23You registered barrettforpresident.com, net, and org.
00:31:27It's exploratory.
00:31:28Your soup made you fucking vice president.
00:31:32As long as you stay useful, don't worry.
00:31:36Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:31:38Yeah, good talk.
00:31:51Reacher, massive, enters the motel.
00:31:55Woman.
00:31:56You're huge.
00:31:59Reacher.
00:32:00Know what they say about huge guys.
00:32:07They have huge cocks.
00:32:14Jesus fucking Christ.
00:32:15Are you fucking crazy?
00:32:16Get in here.
00:32:17Hello, Worm.
00:32:18Yeah, hi.
00:32:19You're like America's literal most wanted.
00:32:21Did anyone see you come in here?
00:32:22No.
00:32:23Are you sure?
00:32:24Because I did a deep dive on surveillance tech for an SVU spec, and that shit is everywhere
00:32:28now.
00:32:28Fucking hell.
00:32:29This is a bit of a step down from that brownstone you had, isn't it?
00:32:32Yeah, it's not my fault there was a contraction in the TV business.
00:32:36Listen, whatever you want, I'm not interested.
00:32:39Calm off it, mate.
00:32:41You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
00:32:43Pass.
00:32:44Well told.
00:32:45Whatever.
00:32:46Just fucking go, okay?
00:32:47You don't have anything on me anymore.
00:32:49Well, I still got them creepy fucking texts you sent, didn't I?
00:32:52Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time, and I don't even work there anymore.
00:32:57Vought Studios replaced all their writers with AI.
00:32:59And yes, the audience scores went way up on Roddy T's, but it isn't art, okay?
00:33:03It just isn't.
00:33:05Uh-uh-uh.
00:33:06You ruin your appetite.
00:33:09That's right.
00:33:10I came here for an ex-soup with a certain set of skills.
00:33:14I need us a tunnel, Doug.
00:33:16You do that, and you can stick at the vault for putting you out the pasture.
00:33:20How does seeing a tunnel fuck Vought?
00:33:22You do the tunnel?
00:33:23I'll do the fucking.
00:33:2520 miles out of Rochester.
00:33:28Be there.
00:33:28Rochester.
00:33:30Oh, Rochester's got that honey away soil.
00:33:32Fucking delicious.
00:33:37You need a shower.
00:33:39You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.
00:33:42Thanks.
00:33:42Was that bad?
00:33:43Sorry.
00:33:44Turns out talking to people's hard.
00:33:48Check you long enough?
00:33:49You slowing down in your old age?
00:33:52Fuck you, JonBenet.
00:33:54You guys are friends?
00:33:55You talk.
00:33:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:58Reggie has been helping us out for a while.
00:34:00Thanks.
00:34:01Mm-hmm.
00:34:02Where is everybody?
00:34:07Well, I heard about the Pittsburgh raid last month.
00:34:10Hmm.
00:34:10Go Marie Moreau.
00:34:11How's your team doing?
00:34:12Yeah, they're scoring a few wins, but not nearly enough.
00:34:19So, what's with the 9-1-1?
00:34:22Huey, MM, and Frenchy are going to be executed tomorrow, so we need your help to break them out.
00:34:28Of a Vaught prison camp.
00:34:31You're fucking crazy.
00:34:32Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?
00:34:34We just need you to run them to the extraction point.
00:34:36It's easy.
00:34:36Easy.
00:34:37Right.
00:34:38You know, Homelander's going to be waiting.
00:34:42I can't.
00:34:43We know how to kill him, okay?
00:34:44But we need Frenchy to do it.
00:34:46Great.
00:34:46Well, good luck with that.
00:34:48Hey, are you going to keep running forever?
00:34:51I mean, if we're going to really take him out, we need your help.
00:34:53So, what?
00:34:54I'm just supposed to join this little fucking super group?
00:34:58I mean, we are down one asshole, so...
00:35:02Yeah, maybe.
00:35:05No.
00:35:06Why not?
00:35:07I said I can't.
00:35:10I know you're scared.
00:35:11No, I'm not fucking scared.
00:35:15I got a family to protect.
00:35:19I can't.
00:35:22I got it, I do.
00:35:25Me too.
00:35:30Keep him safe.
00:35:34We shouldn't have let him go.
00:35:36No.
00:35:38Homelander fucked him up.
00:35:40Fucked me up too.
00:35:43We're going to need an exit plan B.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48So, we hit the east gate.
00:35:49Oui, petite chouille.
00:35:50When the guard change shift.
00:35:51And we go with Don.
00:35:53We've been through this.
00:35:54I know.
00:35:55I just want to go over it a few more times just so I can get it in my head.
00:35:57Huey.
00:35:58Take a fucking drink, will you?
00:36:00No, thanks.
00:36:02What do I mean?
00:36:03You know I quit.
00:36:05Leave it up to you to have your shit the tightest you've ever had in a fucking internment camp.
00:36:09What about you?
00:36:10Have you been eating the fresh produce I smuggled in?
00:36:12Mooshan's got corn in it.
00:36:21Hey.
00:36:23Don't worry.
00:36:25And you will be fine.
00:36:26She's strong.
00:36:31Kimiko too.
00:36:36Y'all motherfuckers are tripping.
00:36:39Y'all know what the fuck's going on with them and you don't even know where Kimiko's at.
00:36:42What, so you don't think you're gonna see Janine and Monique again?
00:36:45Is that it?
00:36:46What I know is, is that they're a shit ton safer without me making a mess out of their lives.
00:36:50M.M.
00:36:50You're the strongest guy I know.
00:36:53We've been in tougher spots than this.
00:36:56You know I did two tours in the 3-8 in Farrah Province.
00:37:01The shit I saw will fuck you up.
00:37:05And even that was Emily in Paris compared to the shit that we looking at here.
00:37:09And even if we make it out of here, we ain't surviving this fucking war.
00:37:14We are dead men walking.
00:37:17Chin chin, motherfuckers.
00:37:23We need more resin.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:26Got some more hidden in the barracks walls.
00:37:29You wanna...
00:37:36Attention campers.
00:37:37Tonight's screening will be Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:40Tomorrow's screening will offer Dawn of the Sevens.
00:37:48Well Annie, today marks two months.
00:37:51It's a little insane how much I miss you.
00:37:55I've been having trouble eating.
00:37:57Every day I see people giving up.
00:37:59But not me.
00:38:01Because I have you.
00:38:02It's very, very sweet.
00:38:04They were innocent.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.
00:38:10They lied to me.
00:38:11Played dumb about your little stash in the wall there.
00:38:14We've known about that for quite some time.
00:38:17But I just wanted to...
00:38:20Give you a little hope.
00:38:21You're not the one who gave it to me, asshole.
00:38:23Ooh.
00:38:24I like internment camp Huey.
00:38:28She's zesty.
00:38:29Fuck you.
00:38:30Do it.
00:38:31What?
00:38:31Kill me.
00:38:33Not until we flush out Butcher and Starlight.
00:38:36You think they're dumb enough to just walk right into your trap?
00:38:39Let's not insult each other.
00:38:40We both know they're coming.
00:38:42Do you remember...
00:38:44when we first met?
00:38:45How could I forget?
00:38:47Believe Festival.
00:38:48They tried to cleanse your soul.
00:38:50I remember thinking...
00:38:55Why...
00:38:55him?
00:38:56What does Starlight see in this gangly simp that reeks of fear and strawberry smoothie kids shampoo?
00:39:04You know, William and Victoria Newman love you, too.
00:39:08I mean, I get it from your perspective.
00:39:11You're punching up. Good for you.
00:39:13But why are they so hopelessly devoted to such staggering mediocrity?
00:39:21Why would Starlight and Butcher piss away their lives to try and rescue you?
00:39:33Because I do it for them.
00:39:49What the fuck are you doing, asshole?
00:39:52Thought I asked you to swing through Austin and pick us up some Franklins.
00:39:56Something came up.
00:39:57So I'll be in, baby bro.
00:39:59Got some ribeyes in the fridge.
00:40:01Thanks.
00:40:03Raina made you a favorite corn salad.
00:40:06Oh, my bad.
00:40:08Salade lemme.
00:40:09I think that's it.
00:40:10I've been flacking on my Duolingo.
00:40:12You ain't gotta do that, bro.
00:40:14What?
00:40:16I mean, come on.
00:40:17Well, it's been like a year, some change now.
00:40:20You still acting like this is some chill family vacation?
00:40:23Instead of on the run?
00:40:24It's fine.
00:40:25You're a shitty liar.
00:40:28I know I fucked you up.
00:40:31It's a police.
00:40:33Stop trying to make me feel better about it.
00:40:35You remember when we got into it at the park that day?
00:40:39And I told you that you had never really saved anyone.
00:40:43You were right.
00:40:44Not anymore.
00:40:46I'm still breathing, ain't I?
00:40:48I met Raina, your nephews.
00:40:50I mean, yeah, moving around constantly.
00:40:53It's a pain in the ass.
00:40:56But it's worth it.
00:40:58It's good to see you like this.
00:41:01Mom would be really proud of you, man.
00:41:06Dad!
00:41:07Dad! Uncle Reg!
00:41:09Why are they doing that?
00:41:16Hey, Train.
00:41:18That was your fucking phone, a friend.
00:41:20Well, I held up my end, love.
00:41:21How are you gonna get us out?
00:41:22I'll fly us all out.
00:41:23One by one.
00:41:24Well, that'll take all fucking night.
00:41:27All right.
00:41:28Fine.
00:41:29Just as long as we're on the same page here.
00:41:31Frenchie goes first.
00:41:32Yeah, all right.
00:41:33Frenchie first.
00:41:33What about Huey and Emem?
00:41:35We will get him.
00:41:36But nothing is more important than killing Homelander.
00:41:38Frenchie first.
00:41:39You sound like Maeve.
00:41:42Yeah, well, Maeve was right.
00:41:57Frenchie.
00:42:00Shit, go ahead.
00:42:02You've been whining like a little bitch since the Ace Horse.
00:42:15They're already gone.
00:42:19Stop following my fucking family, man.
00:42:21Never gonna stop, bro.
00:42:23Homelander's orders.
00:42:25Only one way this ends.
00:42:27Yeah, exactly.
00:42:28Right now it's you coming after me.
00:42:30Then it'll be Noir coming after you.
00:42:32New Noir because Homelander killed the first one.
00:42:35Remember?
00:42:36That's how people end up around him.
00:42:38You smug dick.
00:42:41Always thought you were better than me, didn't you?
00:42:43Jesus.
00:42:44What?
00:42:44It's true.
00:42:45Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights.
00:42:49What, you think I'm a fucking joke?
00:42:50Suck my balls.
00:42:51You're the fucking joke.
00:42:53Look at you.
00:42:54On the run like a little bitch.
00:42:56And then I'm with Homelander.
00:42:58You know, I can see it.
00:43:00Look how terrified you are.
00:43:03Fuck you.
00:43:05I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.
00:43:08I'm all about that Sigma life.
00:43:11I ain't terrified as shit.
00:43:12You're so scared of Homelander you don't even see what this has done to you.
00:43:15I'm not fucking scared.
00:43:24Yeah, I said the same thing.
00:43:28It's pathetic.
00:43:32You're pathetic.
00:43:35Sooner or later I'm gonna get to your family.
00:43:49Xander, we'll leave when I say we'll leave.
00:43:52God.
00:43:52When I wrote the series finale of Triple C, that's Crimson Cows Capers,
00:43:56it was impossible to like, tick every box and tie up every little storyline.
00:44:01I mean, just try making everybody happy.
00:44:04You can't do it.
00:44:05Finales are the worst.
00:44:06Your voice makes me want to kill myself.
00:44:09Oh, sorry.
00:44:10Was that bad?
00:44:11How many times did you come here thinking I should just blaze on in there and save the day?
00:44:15No, I already said that...
00:44:16Oh, come off it.
00:44:17Don't give me that Huey safe in his playpen bollocks.
00:44:20You left him in there,
00:44:22because you don't want to look him in the eye after a year's worth of deep dark shit you've done.
00:44:28Let me give you a bit of advice.
00:44:30Please don't.
00:44:34Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.
00:44:36Because that shit is gonna get us all killed.
00:44:39I mean, it is thankless and impossible work.
00:44:41Hey, what did you guys think of the last finale?
00:44:43Get to work, asshole.
00:44:45Great. I'm fucking starving. Where do you want to pop out?
00:44:47Bunk 19.
00:44:52Wait, that...
00:44:54That's a Vaughn Freedom Camp.
00:44:55Is it?
00:44:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:57You said I got the stick at the Vaughn.
00:44:58That gets fucking glazered in half.
00:44:59Well, that's how worms get their rocks off, innit?
00:45:02It's complicated, and I don't want to get into that right now. I'm fucking half...
00:45:05Hey, our friends are about to be killed.
00:45:08So you're gonna dig us a hole, or I'll bury you in one.
00:45:18Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:20Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:21Drive the action to the climax.
00:45:32You guys are gonna want to stay back.
00:45:48Whoo! Oh, no!
00:45:50No!
00:45:51Oh, no!
00:46:04Have fun in the shithole.
00:46:06Ladies first.
00:46:07Fuck you.
00:46:49That wasn't so bad.
00:46:52Jose, don't ever contact me again.
00:46:57Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I used this for the A story and the, uh, Reacher's pack I'm
00:47:01working on?
00:47:01Oh, piss off, wanker.
00:47:02Take that as a yes.
00:47:27Oh, fuck.
00:47:32Surprise.
00:47:33Welcome, William.
00:47:34And you.
00:47:36The gang is almost all here.
00:47:38Oh, and, uh, you never told me that this one's nickname is Mother's Milk.
00:47:51Okay.
00:47:52So, what's the big plan?
00:47:54What, are you gonna sandbag me with the gadolkin virus?
00:47:58Yes, I know all about it.
00:48:00Suck my fat dick.
00:48:01Hmm?
00:48:11Hey, where's Starlight?
00:48:13This doesn't feel like a party.
00:48:15Without my little lightning bug here.
00:48:21Jesus Christ.
00:48:23William, you've got a viper's nest in there.
00:48:25I heard about it, of course, but seeing it for myself, it's, uh, it's incredible.
00:48:33I mean, it's fucking disgusting, of course, but it's beautiful, what you've done to yourself,
00:48:40what you've become, and you did all that for me.
00:48:49You know, but that, that is devotion.
00:48:55You know, William, I know we're not exactly equals, but I'm compelled to say
00:49:03you are the only one that's ever challenged me.
00:49:08And there's a part of me that will be sad to see you go.
00:49:36Come on.
00:49:37Rolly's gonna fly us out.
00:49:52Penny.
00:49:54Penny.
00:49:55Penny.
00:49:59Oh, shit.
00:50:02What the fuck?
00:50:03Hughie!
00:50:06Oh, shit.
00:50:08Oh, shit.
00:50:17Don't you move.
00:50:24Link.
00:50:25Angie.
00:50:38Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. It's okay. Just stay down, okay?
00:50:58What are you doing?
00:51:02Hey, Dick.
00:51:05I've been waiting for this.
00:51:08I'm going to chop that thing up like a party, sir.
00:51:30Don't you fucking move!
00:51:32Get your hands up before I can see them.
00:51:35Get your fucking hands up before I can see them.
00:51:43Hold her tight.
00:51:50Where is she going?
00:51:51Fuck you!
00:51:54Oh!
00:51:57Oh, yeah!
00:51:58No!
00:52:31No!
00:53:03Fuck this. She's not coming back. Huey, we have to go. We have to go now!
00:53:07Hey, hey, I'm still. Stay there. She's coming back.
00:53:09No, no, no, no, no. She can't.
00:53:09She's coming back.
00:53:17Deliam!
00:53:33No, no!
00:53:40No, no.
00:53:41But...
00:53:44We're gonna get you.
00:53:44Okay, so...
00:53:45Yuck...
00:53:58...and it never was.
00:54:06Oh, my God.
00:54:32Oh, my God.
00:54:53French hit the van?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:57Come on in.
00:55:00Were you hurt?
00:55:01Where the hell were you?
00:55:06No, I'm sorry.
00:55:13No, I'm sorry.
00:55:37Yeah, I know. And that's what I said.
00:55:40Yes, exactly.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:55:42I don't know.
00:56:14Looks like someone can't catch the A-Train after all.
00:56:19End of the road, buddy boy.
00:56:34That's so funny.
00:56:37What was I so afraid of?
00:56:42You are...
00:56:46fucking nothing.
00:56:49Really?
00:56:57You're just an empty fucking suit?
00:57:01You take away these powers.
00:57:05And what are you, huh?
00:57:07Pathetic.
00:57:10Weak.
00:57:13Sniveling fucking loser.
00:57:15You'll see me, sir.
00:57:18Yes, sir.
00:57:21Yes.
00:57:21Oh, my God.
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