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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson.
00:00:12You're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:15Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:18Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my God, Samir.
00:00:31Is that Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38You're not a clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchie.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchie, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchie.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:07Faster than the speed of light
00:01:11Watching as your dreams you fly
00:01:15I think I should stand and die
00:01:20Then disappear into the night
00:01:23Into the night
00:01:25Praise the Lord
00:01:27Praise the Lord
00:01:28Praise the Lord
00:01:32We come together to mourn
00:01:34The one and only A-Train
00:01:36Amen
00:01:36He loved his country
00:01:38Amen
00:01:40He's God
00:01:42But most of all, his captain
00:01:44Homelander, amen
00:01:45Amen
00:01:46Amen, sir
00:01:47But
00:01:49Our martyred
00:01:50Brother in Christ
00:01:53Was struck down
00:01:56By that Jezebel
00:01:57That wily emissary of Satan himself
00:02:02Starlight
00:02:03That's right
00:02:03Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house
00:02:09Starlight and her minions
00:02:10Are literally possessed by demons
00:02:13They spew and vomit
00:02:15They eating babies
00:02:16They turning little boys into little girls
00:02:19With garden shears
00:02:20Lord have mercy
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house
00:02:28We fight hellfire
00:02:30We're holy fire
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box
00:02:37Matthew 10.34
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace
00:02:40But a sword
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed
00:02:43You are here to do war
00:02:46Amen
00:02:47Amen
00:02:48Amen
00:02:48Amen
00:02:49Amen
00:02:50Amen
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:54I said
00:02:54Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:58Then I need you to praise him
00:02:59Praise him
00:03:01Praise him
00:03:02Praise him for victory
00:03:02Praise him
00:03:05Praise him
00:03:05Praise him
00:03:06Praise him
00:03:07Praise him
00:03:07Praise him
00:03:08Praise him
00:03:10My arms!
00:03:12Stand up! Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:21Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:24Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working.
00:04:23Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:43When that cunt Homelander...
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods.
00:04:49Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:55I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot?
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:03And kept me prison.
00:05:04So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:07Alright, alright.
00:05:08Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And...
00:05:15Good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon.
00:05:24We just need a little... dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:37Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:41You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:44I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:49Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's cold-fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot calm it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly.
00:06:09Almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:19Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act,
00:06:33local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:45Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:55Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:09Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I say we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:40Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:43Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:01It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No.
00:08:05I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:18It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:37Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:45Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:49Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:51Hmm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Girl, listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into my Homelander.
00:09:12Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time, but the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die!
00:09:17The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:33So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:38So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46Dreaming about you.
00:09:51You're the show.
00:09:56You're the procedures.
00:10:01I'm not sure.
00:10:01But...
00:10:04You think that I would let...
00:10:08Anything...
00:10:09Take you away from me again?
00:10:14I'm sure about you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Clothes off now.
00:10:44Clothes off now.
00:10:45Your bottom half...
00:10:47Is it fully recrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me...
00:10:52What you know is true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you...
00:10:58I love your precious heart.
00:11:01I...
00:11:04I was standing...
00:11:08You were there...
00:11:11And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:19I told you...
00:11:22That we could fly...
00:11:26But some of us...
00:11:29Don't know why...
00:11:29Don't know why...
00:11:33I was standing there...
00:11:37You were there...
00:11:40And they could never...
00:11:43They could tear us apart...
00:11:47I was standing there...
00:11:59I was standing there...
00:12:00God...
00:12:01Damn it, Adrienne...
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this...
00:12:09I don't know...
00:12:10You left me no choice...
00:12:12I know why leadership style can be...
00:12:15Stern...
00:12:17But...
00:12:18It's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as...
00:12:24The big brother...
00:12:27That you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend...
00:12:36You had...
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:41Paul...
00:12:42Pop Fang...
00:12:44Betrayed us both...
00:12:46To William Butcher...
00:12:47No less...
00:12:48Huge mess...
00:12:48Your fault...
00:12:49What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:53I gave you a chance...
00:12:54To make things right...
00:12:56I...
00:12:56I reached out my hand...
00:13:00And you bit it!
00:13:02What did I ever do...
00:13:04To deserve that?
00:13:06What...
00:13:07Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe...
00:13:11But dammit...
00:13:12You weren't like the others...
00:13:15Snakes...
00:13:16Backstabbers...
00:13:17I could count on you, man...
00:13:19I did count on you...
00:13:20I loved you...
00:13:23But here we are...
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone...
00:13:39You wouldn't understand...
00:13:44Nobody does...
00:13:54No...
00:13:59God...
00:14:01No...
00:14:01No...
00:14:02No...
00:14:09No...
00:14:11Fire...
00:14:14Ryan...
00:14:14No...
00:14:16Hello...
00:14:33firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:38and we're doing a mortality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
00:14:45sponsored you know they get paid like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:57guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00crunchy how much longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:05rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:11countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:14i bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:22everything okay all good
00:15:32oi look lively back there
00:15:35all right nothing fancy yeah nipping twatting ready back here keep the engine running
00:15:52are you ready
00:16:21internet's down cams too
00:16:23um yeah we have a problem
00:16:28put on the man he really let himself go
00:16:38the fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45my god asshole must weigh thirty thousand pounds
00:16:49my dick weighs more bitch
00:16:53well right now wait we can move him
00:16:55even with the three of us
00:16:57so what now
00:17:16you what the fuck
00:17:18no no no it's okay it's okay i don't want to hurt you
00:17:21you're safe okay you've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24oh jesus christ for how long
00:17:28almost two years in a cia black site
00:17:31i just found out this morning
00:17:34you found out this morning
00:17:35yeah
00:17:36but that just happens to be in your room
00:17:42did you fuck me
00:17:44what
00:17:44is this some kind of incest thing
00:17:46no then what the fuck is this
00:17:48look i
00:17:50i want you to find william butcher
00:17:53find him yourself
00:17:54well the people that work for me are limited
00:17:57and you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00i just i need you to find him
00:18:01and report back
00:18:03very simple
00:18:05you want me
00:18:07to work for you
00:18:08well why don't we say work with me
00:18:10and i can help you
00:18:13i can give you a proper comeback
00:18:16i don't need you for that
00:18:17well the whole world does think that you're a russian spy so
00:18:22okay
00:18:23all right
00:18:24listen to me
00:18:26i'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28you got that
00:18:29i know i know
00:18:30and listen
00:18:31i am
00:18:33vaut now
00:18:34me
00:18:35so the public
00:18:36they're gonna believe that you are whatever i tell them you are
00:18:40i can resurrect you
00:18:41i can give you back what you lost
00:18:45i can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47number two
00:18:50or how about i finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57hey you could try
00:19:00who knows you might even fry the v right out of my blood
00:19:05or you might not
00:19:08but
00:19:08i'm betting that you hate william butcher
00:19:11more than you
00:19:12than you hate
00:19:13me
00:19:15after all i'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17am i
00:19:19i tried to kill you
00:19:21minute i turn my back
00:19:22how do i know you won't return the favor
00:19:26look
00:19:26uh
00:19:35you find william butcher for me
00:19:40all is forgiven
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53improve your sleep
00:19:55strengthen your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul
00:19:59the ancient taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:04life force from leaving the body
00:20:06and invited prana solar energy in
00:20:10don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:16by bros
00:20:17for bros
00:20:18okay we need to abort
00:20:20your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it
00:20:27who tested here
00:20:28what test
00:20:30mr jacutaif the virus is contagious
00:20:32as samir says c'est fini
00:20:34the game is over
00:20:35no butcher's right
00:20:37brockhardt has seen us so
00:20:39we can't leave
00:20:40virus
00:20:41what virus
00:20:43look
00:20:43i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about
00:20:46now all we gotta do
00:20:47is seal of inhalation
00:20:48every exit point
00:20:50tighter than a boy scout's arsehole
00:20:52at jamboree
00:20:53no no no
00:20:53c'est pas possible
00:20:58maybe
00:21:02yo
00:21:05is that motherfucker holding his breath
00:21:07uh-huh
00:21:08his heart rate is 10 beats per minute
00:21:10he can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13like a blue whale
00:21:14he won't breathe
00:21:16how do we get the virus in him
00:21:17whoa
00:21:19he ain't our first whale is he
00:21:20you lot sort this
00:21:22i'll fetch the virus
00:21:23can make how you're with me
00:21:31oh you two leave it out would you
00:21:34fucking work in here
00:21:37hey
00:21:38coming with you
00:21:40what fool
00:21:41i don't trust you
00:21:44yeah
00:21:46suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57coincidentally the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01where's some war
00:22:02he just disappears every afternoon
00:22:04won't say where he's going
00:22:05won't say shit
00:22:06i think he's on method
00:22:08meisner technique
00:22:11is that a jew thing
00:22:12we are using local soups
00:22:14and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:15but you can invoke the insurrection act
00:22:17if we need to deploy the military
00:22:19mr president
00:22:20good idea
00:22:21what qualifies someone as an active starlighter
00:22:24that's gonna be anyone who posts pro starlighter
00:22:26anti-homelander content
00:22:27honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31we've got what 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:36we truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38but we are gonna need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42love it
00:22:43it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:47all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:49and for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56but they'll flat out revolt
00:22:57if we raise taxes
00:22:59the president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:02he'll back you
00:23:03you can do it
00:23:04speak up
00:23:05and a lot of these sympathizers are Vought customers
00:23:08won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11no
00:23:12we'll just start selling ads on Vought Plus
00:23:14wow
00:23:15amazing ashley
00:23:16you're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17well alrighty then
00:23:18let me ask the most important question
00:23:22do I got immunity?
00:23:34for fuck's sake
00:23:36soldier boy
00:23:37is the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:41they work for me
00:23:43everyone
00:23:43soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven
00:23:47once he is located
00:23:49William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:51wait wait wait sir
00:23:52no sir
00:23:53I can do this
00:23:54I can bring them in
00:23:55well like you did with A-Train
00:23:56we're going in a new direction Deep
00:23:59competence
00:24:00oh
00:24:01and Steve
00:24:02soldier boy is gonna need a full pardon
00:24:03well sir
00:24:04he uh
00:24:05he was guilty of
00:24:07you know
00:24:08treason
00:24:11consider it done sir
00:24:13terrific
00:24:13and you know what
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16uh Steve can you make him a
00:24:20Manhattan
00:24:21Manhattan
00:24:21thanks Steve
00:24:24of course
00:24:25can I get you a glass of milk sir
00:24:28no
00:24:30Stephen
00:24:32I'll also have a Manhattan
00:24:35god damn
00:24:38since when could Supes teabag the president
00:24:40since me
00:24:59okay
00:25:00what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:27what is that explains how he's grown
00:25:35from bashing his bishop
00:25:40gross
00:25:48mmm
00:25:49that's what I'm talking about
00:25:52oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59ugh
00:26:23what is that
00:26:24what is that
00:26:25if you are
00:26:25you can use
00:26:25you can use
00:26:26about a calcate and a counter
00:26:27it's an amazing day
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation
00:26:33from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:37It doesn't fade even after a long day
00:26:39of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:43We talked about this.
00:26:44I don't have a choice.
00:26:46They make me do this.
00:26:48There we go.
00:26:51Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:53So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid
00:26:55Eyeliner because it is the...
00:27:20It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:27It's a good metaphor for life, no?
00:27:30It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:46Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:50I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them.
00:27:59They chose to fight.
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:03I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:06It's not fucking easy for me to say, I'm bulletproof.
00:28:12Have you told British Huey any of this?
00:28:15No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you.
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:38I know, I can't live like that.
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:51I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:58And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:04But the fucking shit, you get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:15You creep, just let go.
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit.
00:29:23Starlight.
00:29:24Oh, my God.
00:29:26You guys are terrorists.
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard.
00:29:36You don't have a choice.
00:29:40All right, come on.
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go.
00:29:49Oh.
00:29:50Baby color.
00:29:51Come on.
00:29:53Let's take it.
00:30:00Guys, we're terrible.
00:30:04Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:11Turbo Rush.
00:30:13The drink of heroes.
00:30:15Only 15 calories.
00:30:17Cut.
00:30:18That was a good take.
00:30:20No, please.
00:30:21This is a mistake.
00:30:22I am not starlighter.
00:30:24Only 15 calories.
00:30:26Yeah.
00:30:26Now with acai and maca root.
00:30:30Yeah, there's no better than that.
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:32No, Corey.
00:30:33Go back inside, please.
00:30:34No.
00:30:34You stay back.
00:30:36Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:42They're lopsided.
00:30:43Okay, come on.
00:30:44Come on.
00:30:54Come on.
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57No.
00:30:58I'm not leaving.
00:30:59No.
00:31:02Mom!
00:31:03Blover.
00:31:04Not a chance.
00:31:05We have to help them.
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles will be up our ass within the hour.
00:31:11We stayed a course.
00:31:12Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:13Fuck the job.
00:31:18Come here, go.
00:31:19Down.
00:31:43Homelander.
00:31:48Homelander.
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not.
00:32:11Of course not.
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:16Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:27Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah.
00:32:40That's tactical.
00:32:42Exactly.
00:32:43Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Right?
00:32:59You don't know.
00:33:03All right.
00:33:09All right.
00:33:34Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:39Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:41Alright, alright. Less talking, we'll give in.
00:33:45I'll take it.
00:33:53So how fragile is this?
00:33:54Very. Very fragile.
00:33:58If it broke on the way?
00:33:59It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:34:02There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:12Well, best not drop it, eh?
00:34:17Thank you so much.
00:34:28Breathe, pouton.
00:34:39You get him to breathe yet?
00:34:41What?
00:34:42Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:45I'm too late. No, the conant is imperious.
00:34:48Well, the rest of Kix will be back soon.
00:34:50But then, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:35:02You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:05We're not terrorists.
00:35:06Oh, God.
00:35:07When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass,
00:35:11and Sheila is gonna take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:15Look, you being here was not part of the plan, alright?
00:35:18It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:21The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:28We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:31All we need is to get rock hard to breathe.
00:35:38Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:43That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:47Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:50What's it called?
00:35:50A murder?
00:35:52Oh, let me guess.
00:35:55Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:58Damn.
00:35:59Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:36:03Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:05Point is, Vought doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:08They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:10It's ridiculous.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:15Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
00:36:17Rozak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:21Great, great.
00:36:22Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:23Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:26All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:31Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:39Please.
00:36:40Please don't kill me.
00:36:41I just want to go home.
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:49Please.
00:37:02Careful.
00:37:08Oi, fucking small, Yui.
00:37:10And ain't you a little glad Atrian's dead?
00:37:16No.
00:37:17I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:19Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero.
00:37:23A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:27Listen.
00:37:29I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:34I'll give her to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:44I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder, isn't it?
00:37:46Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:46You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny cricket, listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:57is just gonna get her killed.
00:38:01Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:07You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15Love it.
00:38:29You hate the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:01In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homeland as old man?
00:39:09New plan.
00:39:12Oi!
00:39:14Ain't you supposed to be a giant ice dildo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt.
00:39:21Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:31Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:51That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homeland has doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the seventh, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:17Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homeland is the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:21Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fuckin' die, Pollocko.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:40You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:42Again.
00:40:44I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48Me?
00:40:49Homeland, your old crew?
00:40:53Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:55Do you want to know why?
00:40:58Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:20You two fucktards of local soups?
00:41:22Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy?
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:30Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cumbucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:37Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:46Fuck.
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:59We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:03Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:08Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just...
00:42:13We gotta move.
00:42:15A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:22What?
00:42:40Oh.
00:42:43Oh.
00:42:44Oh, shit!
00:42:45Oh, shit!
00:42:47Go!
00:43:28That's you!
00:43:30Hey!
00:43:31I gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get in?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:42Kill it!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh my god!
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20Let's get a thing.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit!
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:48Yui Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so called soup killer?
00:45:04Huh.
00:45:05Well not today you semen swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:17I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the fuck?
00:45:54No.
00:45:55No.
00:46:27No.
00:47:05No.
00:47:06No.
00:47:07No.
00:47:07No.
00:47:07Well?
00:47:08I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck.
00:47:11I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:21And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:31You're different.
00:47:35But how many of them are present?
00:47:36And he's体ued.
00:47:36And his body are still alive.
00:47:36For him to be healed, he's a friend.
00:47:37And his body is coming out of his body.
00:47:38And the blood is coming into his body.
00:47:40There's one.
00:47:40He's dying to be dead.
00:47:42And that's he is dead.
00:47:45He's lost.
00:47:46I will have his back.
00:47:46He's alive.
00:47:46No, I am dying.
00:47:52No, I am dying to have his and he is dying.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:04Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:13Cheesy Gordy Da Crunch?
00:48:14No.
00:48:14Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:18Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking God.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:28Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:47tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a deed replacement.
00:48:50All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:53It's nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's got to listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:08It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:36They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:49From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:51Fucking use it.
00:49:52Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:53No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:02And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:09You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:11At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:20You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:24You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:32Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:39I'm not a leader.
00:50:40I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:45Just shut up, or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:56How?
00:50:57So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure.
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:01None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, je ne merci de mon mère.
00:51:18God damn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop wall house on our 23.
00:51:28Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:31We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:38Won't care.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:49What?
00:51:52There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:56We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:03You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:10I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:38It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:47I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the life we've taken.
00:52:52I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01No, no, no, no.
00:53:03No, no, no.
00:53:08No, no, no.
00:53:08It's also...
00:53:13I think this is how we make...
00:53:15It's like this.
00:53:18It's like this.
00:53:26You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus...
00:53:31is fucking brutal.
00:53:33I don't know. For a rock-hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year, either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:46And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:51Be perfect.
00:53:52But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:07But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:26I know. I'm late.
00:54:44All right, Sarah.
00:54:48Time for your meds.
00:54:59He's a good boy, aren't you?
00:55:07He's a good boy.
00:55:16He's a good boy, aren't you?
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:22I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:29I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:33Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy. Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41And do this.
00:55:41Should've been you.
00:55:43Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:45Leave.
00:55:50I was swimming.
00:56:10Hello.
00:56:11No, no, not you too, not you, why does everyone keep leaving me, I'm sorry,
00:56:41I'm sorry, stay back, stay back.
00:57:12It's in the night away
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:33I can't go down, but I can't go down
00:57:36You're gonna have a thought to keep me down
00:57:38I can't go down, but I can't go down
00:57:41You're gonna have a thought to keep me down
00:57:43I can't go down, but I can't go down
00:57:45You're gonna have a thought to keep me down
00:57:47I can't go down, but I can't go down
00:57:50You're gonna have a thought to keep me down
00:57:54It's in the night away
00:57:58It's in the night away
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:04He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08Sing some songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:12Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:19I can't rot as an hour
00:58:21I can't rot again, you're never gonna heat me down
00:58:24I can't rot again, you're never gonna heat me down
00:59:07SILENCE
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