00:01Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:09Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:12Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:17So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:20Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you.
00:27Bit of a loner?
00:28Never heard of him. I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:33Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:36Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:39You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41Not even a thank you? At least tell me your name.
00:44It's not important.
00:47That is Xavier Miller.
00:49Alright, Xavier. I'll see you at the debate.
00:53Alright, let's begin.
00:54The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:05Are you accusing my father of corruption? Just stating the facts?
01:08Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
01:14Well, here's another fact, genius.
01:17That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
01:20So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
01:53And once again, listen.
01:54Alright, let's see you soon.
02:10what the actual fuck
02:16that was unexpected
02:19did Alex just kiss that dude
02:22I thought he got a gaze
02:23hey you good
02:27I want everything on him
02:28and I mean
02:30everything
02:31yeah
02:44I just sold the damn house
02:50what
02:50you had no right
02:52that's all mom left us
02:54where will we live now
02:55you want to see your old man
02:57get beaten to death
02:59by lung sharks
03:02I need the money
03:05how about quitting the booze and gambling
03:07instead of wrecking our lives
03:188 o'clock tonight's school cafe
03:20got a proposal
03:21that could fix your money issues
03:41what are you expecting flowers and chocolates
03:46what are you expecting flowers and chocolates
03:53real romantic Watson
03:55call it a mutually beneficial arrangement
04:00see you
04:02clearly need money
04:04and I need to fix my reputation
04:07and well
04:07dating the school of scholarship golden boy is exactly the image boost I need right now
04:12you investigated me
04:14it's more like damage control
04:16you see you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school so
04:20now you gotta fix it
04:22if it weren't for the homophobia rumors
04:24tanking your poll numbers
04:26would you still want to date a guy
04:30hell no
04:31no no no
04:32you see
04:32this is just
04:34business
04:38duration
04:39until the election's over
04:51keep it professional Watson
04:53don't get any ideas
04:59don't you worry
05:01feelings aren't on the menu
05:21let the games begin
05:22boyfriend
05:27let the games begin
05:29boyfriend
05:33no one's watching us
05:34you can drop the act now
05:35you should probably tell your heart rate that
05:38jumping like crazy in there
05:40whatever
05:40I'm leaving
05:41hey
05:42did I say you could leave?
05:45we have a frat party to hit
05:47it's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple
05:57is this part of the PR stunt too?
05:59obviously one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship
06:02now is it?
06:04so let's make it believable
06:05hey look out
06:06it's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend
06:12Watson you late you know what that means right?
06:14penalty round
06:17let's go
06:18alright boys rules are simple
06:20ice cube goes mouth to mouth
06:22no hands allowed
06:24no drop in
06:30do we really have to do this?
06:33are you scared?
06:41technically this is not sanitary
06:44not an ideal
06:46no
06:48no
06:49no
06:49no
06:58no
06:59no
07:11no
07:13Ohhhh!
07:16Ohhhh!
07:17Yo what!
07:18That wasn't passing!
07:20That was straight up feeding him!
07:24Look at Xavier.
07:26He's turning into two of tomatoes.
07:30What the hell is wrong with you?
07:31We need people to buy this, right?
07:40What's that?
07:42Extra credit homework?
07:43Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
07:46Voters aren't convinced.
07:51Well...
07:52Pro tip, genius.
07:54Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
08:08You just ruined our chemistry reference.
08:11Voters want sparks, not stats.
08:14And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing,
08:17so I think it's time to show the world just how in love we are.
08:20You didn't think to ask me first?
08:23The contract clearly states you do what I say.
08:28Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
08:30My robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
08:33What?
08:36Hey, what's got you so worked up, huh?
08:41You need a shower.
08:43Fine.
08:44But you're joining me,
08:46and Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
08:49It's time to showcase those acting chops.
09:06You mind grabbing me a towel?
09:09You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
09:12I could walk out naked if you'd like.
09:25What?
09:26Why so shy all of a sudden?
09:28You can have a quick look if you want.
09:30Maybe, uh...
09:32A little touch?
09:34I'm not gonna stop you.
09:37I'm not gonna stop you.
10:02I mean, oh eh.
10:13Hey, I'm not gonna have a shower and show up.
10:17Don't do that.
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