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Oops... I Had the President's Wolf Babies - FULL 2026
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00:06¡Gracias!
00:33Mr. President
00:38Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:53Three years by his side
00:55Taking down his enemies
00:57Handling the press
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:01The first one to bear my heir
01:04Becomes the first lady
01:17Not long after
01:18The other women in the surrogacy program
01:20Started getting pregnant one by one
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:25Once I have this baby
01:26I'll take the money and go
01:28First lady?
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:31Nurse?
01:32Doctor?
01:32Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:34It's a boy
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:38The second the president saw the kid
01:39He had her and the baby kicked out
01:41Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:43Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else
01:45During the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:49But then, one by one
01:50The other women had their babies
01:51The president took one look at each
01:53And knew they weren't his
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out
01:56Take your bastard and get
01:59Come on, push
02:00Give it everything
02:01Baby's almost here
02:09One last push
02:10Come on, you can do it
02:11The baby's here
02:13A healthy baby
02:16Monster, monster
02:21What's wrong?
02:25What the hell?
02:27I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:29How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:32Oh no, this is bad
02:34The president won't even need a test
02:36No
02:37Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:39I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:41And the money?
02:42Gone
02:46What's going on here?
02:55What should I do?
02:56What should I do?
03:05Where's my baby?
03:11Tell me
03:12Where is my child?
03:13Mr. President
03:14I'm so sorry
03:15I let you down
03:17Sorry for what?
03:18I lied
03:19I
03:21I wasn't pregnant
03:22That wasn't a baby coming out
03:24That was
03:24That was a massive
03:25Toxic waist level crap
03:28One whiff
03:29And the guy dropped like a fly
03:32A fake pregnancy?
03:34So you mean my whole medical team
03:35Can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:37That's because
03:38I was so desperate
03:39To get pregnant with your baby
03:40I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:42And it
03:42It made me look pregnant
03:43Today
03:44Today I just ate too much
03:45And had to go
03:49What was that sound?
03:57Mr. President
03:58You should stay back
03:59I just went
04:00It's pretty rank
04:01So I skipped a budget hearing
04:03And a National Security Council meeting
04:05And waited two hours here
04:07Just for you to take a clap?
04:09Mr. President
04:10I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:13Just give me more time
04:14I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:17I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:20But what about the surrogacy money?
04:22After playing me like this
04:23You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:25Until you've paid off your debt
04:27What?
04:31No money
04:32And now I'm stuck working for free
04:34What a joke
04:35You two little troublemakers
04:37You totally screwed me
04:38If it weren't for you
04:40Who knows
04:40Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:48Okay
04:49That doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard
04:50Eh
04:51Whatever
04:51But hey
04:52You're mine, right?
04:56You guys hungry?
05:08Wait
05:08You don't want to
05:10Nurse
05:10Do you?
05:13Alright, fine
05:14Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:16I guess that's just what happens
05:18When you're their mom
05:23Drink up
05:27Now that's what I call my kids
05:28Already drinking in style
05:30You two are going places
05:32Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:34Is riding on you little fur balls now
05:38What the hell?
05:39I mean, I was definitely
05:40Implanted with the president's sperm
05:42So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:47Whose dog is this?
05:49You hurt?
05:50Hey, easy now
05:51I won't bite
05:52Wow
05:53I've never seen a dog as big as you before
05:57Could it be
05:58Him?
06:00Nah
06:01I'm definitely going crazy
06:08Mommy
06:09Hug
06:12You two?
06:13We're the puppies?
06:14How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:16And they're already big and can talk
06:17What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:19Mommy
06:21Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:24Feels just like regular kids
06:27Mommy
06:27Hug
06:29Okay, okay
06:31Mommy's good babies
06:33Puppy kids, whatever
06:34You're mine and that's all that matters
06:39Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:41This might just last them one day
06:44What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:47I just don't want to waste anything
06:49You're always talking about saving food
06:50So I'm supporting you
06:52Just focus on paying off your debt
06:53Don't try anything cute
06:56I, I get it
07:02Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:07Mom worked so hard for us
07:08We gotta get her a gift
07:10I think I smell dad
07:13I think I smell dad
07:42Hello?
07:59Stop right there
08:00Mrs. Olivia
08:03So, a small town girl
08:05With a high school diploma
08:07Who can't even tell which fork to use
08:09What makes you think you're qualified?
08:12Quick qualified?
08:14What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:16It took me three years to get homeless nights
08:18And you?
08:19You just lay around for a few months
08:20Spread your legs and that's it?
08:21I never thought of it that way
08:24Remember your place, janitor
08:26Once your debt is paid
08:27Get the hell out of the White House
08:30Miss Olivia
08:31Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office
08:33What?
08:36Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:40Hey babies, mommy's home
08:43Mommy!
08:44We got you a present
08:46A present?
08:47What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
08:53For you, mommy
08:56Mommy!
08:59Here, take this
09:01The presidential seal?
09:03The nuclear button briefcase?
09:05No, no!
09:12So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:14How could you steal this stuff?
09:17We were just looking for food for mommy
09:20We found it in some room
09:22This ring is so pretty, mommy
09:24You should wear it
09:25Oh no, oh no
09:27We are so screwed
09:29Code red
09:30Locked in the White House
09:31Search every room
09:32Not one corner gets missed
09:34Oh my god
09:35If the president finds out
09:37It was these two pups who stole it
09:38We're done for
09:40Mr. President
09:41We've searched every other room in the White House
09:43This is the last one the maid's quarters
09:45Open the door
09:52There they are
09:53Right here
09:56Oh my god
09:56Caught red-handed
09:58I'm definitely going to jail
09:59Leah Cole
10:00Wire my presidential seal
10:01And the nuclear button briefcase in your room
10:05Mr. President
10:05I
10:06I don't know anything
10:08I went to work early this morning
10:10And when I got back
10:11These things were just
10:11They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House
10:14So they dump the stuff in my room to throw everyone off
10:16Or set me up
10:17That lie is full of holes
10:19Your room is so remote
10:20Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:23You're obviously the one who stole it
10:25You little lying bitch
10:26Just tell the truth already
10:27Ma'am, look at me
10:28I'm just someone who cleans here
10:29Why would I steal something like that?
10:31I've got no motive
10:32Mr. President
10:33Don't forget
10:34This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you
10:37When she got caught
10:38She held a grudge
10:39I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies
10:42That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
10:45To set you up and destroy your reputation
10:47Tell me
10:48Who put you up to this?
10:49Was it that wig wearing senator next door?
10:52I swear
10:53I didn't
10:54Mr. President
10:55This woman is too calculating
10:56Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb
10:58I think we should charge her with espionage
11:00And throw her in prison
11:02Right now
11:03No, I'm not a spy
11:05I swear
11:06Then let's do it in your way
11:13Oh my god
11:17Get down from there
11:18Now
11:18That's the president
11:19Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:28What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:34You dirty bitch
11:35You didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays
11:38Someone
11:39Kill these animals
11:40Throw them in the trash
11:41No
11:46Mr. President
11:47They're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go
11:49I felt bad for them so I've been hiding them here
11:51They're like my own kids
11:53I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones
11:55It's hard enough
11:56Please don't hurt them
11:57I swear I'll train them to use the toilet
11:59And they won't chew up your shoes
12:02Mr. President
12:04These are clearly wolf cubs
12:05But she's raising them like dogs
12:07And weird thing is
12:09Holding this little guy
12:10Gives me a strange feeling
12:11Like I've seen him somewhere before
12:13You really like them, huh?
12:18Well, duh
12:19They're my kids
12:20Of course I like them
12:21Yes
12:22They're adorable
12:24Please just let me keep them
12:25I swear they won't bite
12:26Won't make a mess
12:27I'll even put diapers on them
12:28If I have to
12:32Too bad they're just regular wolf pups
12:34Wish they were werewolves
12:36This ends here
12:37No one speaks of this
12:40Thank you, Mr. President
12:52We're finally gone
12:54You two little rascals
12:56Best behave from now on
12:57If you pull something like that again
12:59I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia
13:02You can be her little hand warmers
13:12Mr. President
13:18I checked it out
13:19Not so straight as the woman
13:20Brought them to the hospital
13:21But where they actually came from
13:23That I couldn't trace
13:24No way she secretly had two puppies
13:26While she was in the hospital
13:28So why lie?
13:31I wasn't pregnant
13:32That wasn't a baby coming out
13:33That was
13:34That was a massive
13:35Toxic waist level crap
13:37One wick
13:38And the guy dropped like a fly
13:44Find the doctor
13:45Who delivered her baby
13:47Yes, sir
13:58Hey, easy now
13:59I won't bite
14:01But wow
14:02I've never seen a dog
14:03As big as you before
14:07What is that woman hiding?
14:12Mr. President
14:13She was the one on delivery duty that day
14:16Tell me
14:17What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:21I didn't see anything
14:25Tell the truth
14:26Okay, okay
14:27I'll talk
14:28I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:30She gave birth to two puppies
14:34And then
14:36I passed out from shock
14:38You're saying
14:38She gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:41Yes
14:41I swear
14:42Every word is true
14:43I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:46So that's
14:47Yesterday was so weird
14:48Stealing the presidential seal
14:50And the nuclear button briefcase
14:51Is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
14:53But he totally let me off
14:54And he even touched my pups
14:55Maybe he likes dogs too?
14:57Get the cages ready
14:58I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today
15:08Quick, hide
15:15What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:17Those are for feeding my dogs
15:19Feeding dogs?
15:21With people's dishes?
15:23Leah Cole
15:23This is the White House
15:25Not your trailer park
15:26Now hand over those mutts
15:27The president said I could keep them
15:30The president runs a country
15:32You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:36Search the place
15:37Find those little beasts
15:38I'm throwing them out myself
15:46I'm throwing them out myself
15:47Stop
15:47The president said I could keep them
15:50You can't
15:51Out of my way
15:57You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:00Playing the poor girl with two dogs
16:02So the president takes notice of you?
16:04Let me tell you something
16:06You're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:09There you little bastards are
16:13Grab them
16:16Stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:18Kill them!
16:20Do it now!
16:23No!
16:25Hit her
16:38Don't move
16:39You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:44Promise me
16:45Never shift in front of anyone else
16:48Or it'll bring trouble to us
16:51Okay mommy
16:55What are you waiting for?
16:57Pull those little beasts out!
17:00No!
17:01Don't hurt my kids!
17:03Kids?
17:04What kids?
17:11Leah Cole
17:12Have you lost your mind
17:13Wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:15You actually think
17:16Two stray dogs are your kids?
17:18You can't have a real baby
17:19So you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:22You're disgusting!
17:23You bitch
17:24I'm not letting you stick around
17:27I'm gonna make you watch
17:28These little beasts die
17:29Throw these stray dogs in the cage
17:31And kill them!
17:41Babies
17:41Don't be scared
17:44Mommy's here
17:45What are you waiting for?
17:46Hit her too!
17:47Beat her until she stops moving!
18:01I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:13Mr. President
18:14Mr. President
18:15What brings you here?
18:17This place is beneath you
18:18Olivia, you've got some nerve
18:19I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:21Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:23Mr. President, you misunderstand
18:24I was worried about rabies
18:26What if they pose a risk to you?
18:27I was just going to have them checked out
18:29And bring them back
18:32She's... she's lying
18:33She just wanted to kill my dogs
18:35Sorry I'm late
18:44These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:05These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:07Oh, Dios mío. El presidente? El presidente está me detiendo? ¿Qué tipo de script es este? ¿He me salvó? ¿Y
19:15él está siendo... gentil? ¿Am yo hallucinando desde que se golpea?
19:21Olivia, ya que tú te preocupes tanto de los petos que se encuentran en el White House, la seguridad está
19:24buscando a alguien para caminar los perros. ¡Es perfecto!
19:27Mr. Presidente, yo solo no pensé que se acuerda. Pero yo solo estaba preocupado por su seguridad.
19:31You, too. Are you here to protect me, or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:36Mr. Presidente, we...
19:37If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:40They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:43You leave tomorrow. See what a real field assignment looks like.
19:46Mr. Presidente, we're sorry. Please, give us another chance.
19:50Mr. Presidente, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
19:54I've already disinfected the area, just needs oint applied regularly.
19:57I'll do it.
20:03Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
20:06I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:10Oh my God, the Presidente just touched me!
20:12Why is he being so nice to me?
20:14We've only known each other for a few days.
20:16Is he... is he up to something?
20:23I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:27Thank you for saving me, Mr. Presidente.
20:31Come in.
20:33Mr. Presidente, about what happened today, it was my mistake.
20:37I hope you can forgive me.
20:39Olivia, I've never doubted your work.
20:41But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
20:47Yes, sir.
20:48From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner.
20:51Move her into the room next to mine.
20:53What?
20:54And one more thing.
20:56The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
20:59Leah will attend as my girlfriend.
21:00We're making it official.
21:01Girlfriend?
21:02Girlfriend?
21:03Mr. President?
21:05This... this isn't right.
21:06I'm just a cleaner.
21:08I...
21:09No one deserves it more than you.
21:11What is wrong with this man?
21:13Did someone drug him?
21:14I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
21:17I am not ready for this.
21:18Mr. President, every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
21:22Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
21:25If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:27Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
21:29I'm sure you'll do a great job at the dinner party.
21:34Too bad he doesn't know.
21:35These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:38Only these two pups are truly mine.
21:41None of those women bore my seed.
21:43But no one can know I'm a werewolf.
21:45Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
21:55Miss Cole, this is your room.
21:57If you need anything, just call me.
22:05Okay, come out, babies.
22:08Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
22:10You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out.
22:14Got it?
22:15Got it, Mommy.
22:17Bye-bye, Mommy.
22:23Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight.
22:27Any hints?
22:29You'll know soon enough.
22:40Who is she?
22:41I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
22:44Maybe some European princess?
22:45She's got that kind of vibe.
22:47Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
23:03You look stunning tonight.
23:05Shall we dance?
23:09Mr. President, I don't know how.
23:12Just follow my lead.
23:19The president is dancing with her?
23:22This is huge.
23:32No, no, no.
23:33Snap out of it, Leah.
23:34He's the president.
23:35Half the women in America would could kill to marry him.
23:37What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
23:41Get a grip.
23:43Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
23:51He actually said it.
23:57Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
24:00How long have you two been together?
24:01How did you meet?
24:05Don't be afraid.
24:08My girlfriend is an ordinary girl.
24:09No noble background, no complicated past.
24:11She's clean.
24:12She's simple.
24:12I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
24:14I'm counting on all of you.
24:16Please, leave her alone.
24:20Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
24:25I...
24:25How many boyfriends have you had before?
24:28I've never dated anyone.
24:30So that means the president is your first love.
24:38Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President,
24:40but there are two children at the door.
24:42They say they're looking for their mother.
24:43I wasn't sure how to handle it
24:45because the person they're looking for,
24:46I didn't dare stop them.
24:50My babies!
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