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00:06to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:12a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's identity
00:18not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:21i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:54and get lost mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i
01:59knew
01:59it it was the day i went into labor come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:21monster monster
02:25what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups
02:34how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test
02:40no
02:41just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:23i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:42that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:01mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:08national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap
04:13mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get
04:20pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you anymore but what about the surrogacy money
04:26after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:31what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first
04:45lady now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
05:00you guys hungry
05:12wait you you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:31now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51who's dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
05:59as you before
06:01could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:13mommy you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can
06:21talk what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids
06:31mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good babies puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:53you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:56just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us
07:12we got to get her a gift we got to get her a gift i think i smell dad
07:30mom worked so hard for us to get her a gift we got to get her a gift we got
07:52to get her a gift
08:03stop right there mrs olivia so a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell
08:12which fork to use what makes you think you're qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve
08:18to stand by his side it took me three years to get where i am three years of crisis of
08:23staying up with
08:24him through countless nights and you you just lay around for a few months spread your legs and that's
08:28it i never thought of it that way remember your place janitor once your debt is paid get the hell
08:35out of the white house miss olivia classified documents are missing from the oval office what
08:43which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office hey babies mommy's home
08:50mommy we got you a present a present what kind of present could you two little rascals have for me
09:00for you mommy mommy mommy here take this the presidential seal the nuclear button briefcase no no
09:19so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff
09:24we were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy
09:30you
09:31should wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red locked down the white house search every
09:39room
09:39not one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who stole
09:45it we're
09:45done for mr president we've searched every other room in the white house this is the last one the maids
09:50quarters open the door there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed i'm definitely going
10:05to jail leah cole why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase in your room
10:11mr president i i don't know anything i went to work early this morning and when i got back
10:17these things were just here it must be the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get out
10:23of the white house so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off or set me up
10:27that lie is full of holes your room is so remote which thief would just happen to come here
10:33you're obviously the one who stole it you little lying bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look
10:37at me i'm just someone who cleans here why would i steal something like that i've got no motive
10:41mr president don't forget this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got caught she
10:48held a grudge i wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies that's why she
10:52stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation
10:56tell me who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door i swear i didn't
11:03mr
11:04president this woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb i think we should
11:09charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now no i'm not a spy i i swear then
11:16let's do
11:16it in your way oh my god get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea
11:31about how much
11:31his shoes cost what the hell is that filthy thing
11:43you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays someone kill these animals
11:49throw them in the trash no
11:55mr president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt bad for them so i've been
12:00hiding them here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones it's
12:05hard enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up
12:09your
12:09shoes mr president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs and weird thing is
12:18holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere before
12:23you really like them huh
12:27well duh they're my kids of course i like them yes they're adorable please just let me keep them i
12:35swear
12:35they won't bite won't make a mess i'll even put diapers on them if i have to
12:42too bad they're just regular wolf pups wish they were werewolves
12:46this ends here no one speaks of this thank you mr president
13:02you're finally gone you two little rascals best behave from now on if you pull something like that
13:08again i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:26you can be her little brother you can be her little brother you can be her little brother
13:27mr president i checked it out not so straight the woman brought them the hospital but where they
13:31actually came from that i couldn't trace no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the
13:37hospital so why lie i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive
13:44toxic waste level crap one wick and the guy dropped like a fly
13:53find the doctor who delivered her baby yes sir
14:07hey easy now i won't bite but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:17what is that woman hiding
14:21mr president she was the one on delivery duty that day tell me what did you see when that woman
14:28gave birth i i didn't see anything tell the truth okay okay i'll talk i i saw that she didn't
14:39give
14:39birth to a baby she gave birth of two puppies and then i passed out from shock you're saying she
14:48gave
14:49birth to two wolf pops yes i swear every word is true i've never seen a woman give birth to
14:53puppies
14:54before so that's yesterday was so weird stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button brief
15:00ace is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison but he totally let me off and he even
15:04touched my pups
15:05maybe he likes dogs too get the cages ready i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:18quick hide
15:24what are kids dishes doing here those those are for feeding my dogs feeding dogs with people's dishes
15:32leah cole this is the white house not your trailer park now hand over those mutts the president said
15:38i could keep them the president runs a country you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:45search the place find those little beasts i'm throwing them out myself
15:57stop the president said i could keep them you can't out of my way
16:07you think i don't know what you're doing playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes
16:12notice of you let me tell you something you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:19there you little bastard dog
16:23grab them
16:26stray dogs dare to bite bite kill them do it now
16:47don't move you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:53promise me never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us
17:00okay mommy
17:04what are you waiting for pull those little beasts out
17:09no don't hurt my kids kids what kids
17:20leah cole have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad you actually think two stray dogs
17:26are your kids you can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes you're disgusting
17:32you'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady you scheming little
17:38bitch i'm not letting you stick around i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:44throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:57don't be scared mommy's here what are you waiting for hit her too beat her until she stops moving
18:16i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:28mr president mr president what brings you here this place is beneath you
18:33olivia you've got some nerve i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here why do you
18:36bring people to hurt you mr president you misunderstand i was worried about rabies
18:41what if they pose a risk to you i was just going to have them checked out and bring them
18:44back
18:47she's she's lying she just wanted to kill my dogs sorry i'm late
19:00these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:21oh my god the president the president is holding me what kind of script is this
19:28he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:36olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:39security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:42mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety you too
19:47are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards mr president we if you can't
19:52figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast they're short on
19:56people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field assignment looks like
20:01mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young lady has extensive
20:07bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied
20:11regularly i'll do it
20:18um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:23oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to me we've only known each
20:29other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:38i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for saving mr president
20:46come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:53olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your
20:59business yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to
21:07mine
21:09what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:13leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend mr president this
21:20this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you what is wrong with this
21:27man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast
21:32i am not
21:33ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at that dinner announcing a surrogate as
21:37your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her background your reputation then this is
21:42a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
21:48too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups are
21:54truly
21:55mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf their real identity has
22:01to
22:01stay hidden for now miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:20okay come out babies
22:34kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:39ah got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:45leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:49should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:53easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
22:59there i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:05mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it
23:11got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:20mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:37who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european princess
23:42she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:00you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:05mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:16the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:28no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:34marry him
24:34what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:40allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
24:48he actually said it
24:53mr president what's miss cole's background
24:56how long have you two been together
24:58how did you meet
25:01don't be afraid
25:04my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
25:08she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:11i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:16miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:21i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:25i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
25:34sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door
25:38they say they're looking for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person
25:42they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
25:47my babies
25:47you
25:48you
25:52you
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