00:01Is that Alex? Dang. No wonder he's the top most bangable enlisted three years running. He's so fine.
00:09Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, isn't it?
00:12Today's a student president election? No chance anyone's beating him.
00:17So, who's this new guy I'm up against? Any dirt?
00:20Xavier. Scholarship kid. Geeky. Still fit though. Number two on the bangable list, so right behind you.
00:27Bit of a loner?
00:28Never heard of him. I told you, don't come home without the cash.
00:33Hey, this is St. Mountain High, not a freaking pub.
00:36Fine, but you won't outrun this.
00:39You okay? Yeah, I'm fine.
00:41Not even a thank you? At least tell me your name.
00:44It's not important.
00:47That is Xavier Miller.
00:49Alright, Xavier. I'll see you at the debate.
00:53Alright, let's begin.
00:54The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for students' transport who were working late.
01:05Are you accusing my father of corruption? Just stating the facts?
01:08Uh, we're gonna take a quick five minute recess.
01:14Well, here's another fact, genius.
01:17That extra money was used to help donate to underprivileged kids for new equipment.
01:20So, do you see now that you made me look like a fool for absolutely no reason?
01:25Thanks again.
01:42Let's see ya.
02:10What the actual fuck?
02:15Huh, well that was unexpected.
02:19Did Alex just kiss that dude?
02:22I thought he gave the gays.
02:24Hey, you good?
02:27I want everything on him.
02:29And I mean everything.
02:32Yeah.
02:44I just sold the damn house.
02:50What?
02:51You had no right.
02:53That's all mom left us.
02:54Where will we live now?
02:55You want to see your old man get beaten to death by lung sharks?
03:02I need the money.
03:05How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
03:188 o'clock tonight's school cafe.
03:20Got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
03:41What were you expecting flowers and chocolates?
03:48A contract?
03:49Are you seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
03:53Real romantic, Watson.
03:56Call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
04:00You see, you clearly need money.
04:04And I need to fix my reputation.
04:07And well, dating in the School of Scholarship Golden Boy is exactly the image boost I need
04:11right now.
04:11You investigated me?
04:14It's more like damage control.
04:17You see, you made me look like a fool in front of the entire school, so now you gotta fix
04:22it.
04:22If it weren't for the homophobia rumors, tanking your poll numbers, would you still want to
04:27date a guy?
04:30Hell no.
04:31No, no, no.
04:32You see, this is just business.
04:38Duration?
04:39Until the election's over.
04:51Keep it professional, Watson.
04:53Don't get any ideas.
04:59Don't you worry.
05:01Feelings aren't on the menu.
05:21Let the games begin, boyfriend.
05:27Let the games begin, boyfriend.
05:32No one's watching us.
05:34You can drop the act now.
05:36You should probably tell your heart rate that.
05:38Jumping like crazy in there.
05:40Whatever.
05:40I'm leaving.
05:41Hey.
05:42Did I say you could leave?
05:45We have a frat party to hit.
05:47It's time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
05:57Is this part of the PR stem too?
06:00Obviously, one accidental kiss is not going to sell this relationship, now is it?
06:04So let's make it believable.
06:05Hey, look out!
06:06It's our star quarterback and his cute nerdy boyfriend!
06:12Watson, you're late.
06:13You know what that means, right?
06:14Penalty round.
06:17Let's go!
06:19Alright, boys.
06:19Rules are simple.
06:21Ice Cube goes mouth to mouth.
06:23No hands allowed.
06:24No dropping.
06:31Do we really have to do this?
06:33Are you scared?
06:41Technically, this is not sanitary.
07:09No!
07:12No!
07:13No!
07:15No!
07:17No!
07:17Yo, what?
07:18That wasn't passing.
07:20That was straight up feeding him.
07:24Look at Xavier.
07:26He's turning into two of tomatoes.
07:30What the hell is wrong with you?
07:31We need people to buy this, right?
07:40What's that?
07:42Extra credit homework?
07:44Our campaign team thinks we're lacking couples' chemistry.
07:46Voters aren't convinced.
07:50Well...
07:52Pro tip, genius.
07:54Kissing with your eyes open is a dead giveaway.
08:08You just ruined our chemistry reference.
08:11Voters want sparks, not stats.
08:14And, uh, Mark set up that whole livestream thing, so I think it's time to show the world just how
08:18in love we are.
08:20You didn't think to ask me first?
08:23The contract clearly states you do what I say.
08:28Oh, why don't you guys get a load of this?
08:30My robot boyfriend here is glitching again.
08:32What?
08:35Hey.
08:37It's got you so worked up, huh?
08:41You need a shower.
08:43Fine.
08:44But you're joining me.
08:46And Mark's gonna livestream the whole thing.
08:48It's time to showcase those acting chops.
09:06You mind grabbing me a towel?
09:09You didn't think to get one before the strip show?
09:12I could walk out naked if you'd like.
09:24What?
09:26Why so shy all of a sudden?
09:28You can have a quick look if you want.
09:30Maybe, uh...
09:32A little touch?
09:35I'm not gonna stop you.
09:37What?
09:43Why so shy all of a sudden?
09:45But then?
09:48Oh, my god.
09:50I'm not gonna stop you.
09:50I don't want to play again.
09:50No?
10:12No, no.
10:12Okay.
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