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00:06Ā”Gracias!
00:33Mr. President
00:38Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:53Three years by his side
00:55Taking down his enemies
00:57Handling the press
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:01The first one to bear my heir
01:04Becomes the first lady
01:17Not long after
01:18The other women in the surrogacy program
01:20Started getting pregnant one by one
01:22I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:25Once I have this baby
01:26I'll take the money and go
01:28First lady
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:31Nurse, doctor
01:32Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:34It's a boy
01:35Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:38The second the president saw the kid
01:39He had her and the baby kicked out
01:41Said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard
01:43Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else
01:45During the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:49But then, one by one
01:50The other women had their babies
01:51The president took one look at each
01:53And knew they weren't his
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out
01:56Take your bastard and get lost
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
01:59I swear I can give you a child
02:00Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:05Come on, push
02:06Give it everything
02:07Baby's almost here
02:15One last push
02:16Come on, you can do it
02:17The baby's here
02:19A healthy baby
02:22Monster! Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:32I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:35How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:38Oh no, this is bad
02:40The president won't even need a test
02:42No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:45I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:47And the money?
02:48Gone
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:11Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:19Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:21I let you down
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied, I
03:27I wasn't pregnant
03:28That wasn't a baby coming out
03:30That was a massive, toxic, waste-level crap
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:38A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team
03:41can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:43That's because I was so desperate
03:45to get pregnant with your baby
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots
03:48and it made me look pregnant
03:49Today I just ate too much
03:51and had to go
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back
04:05I just went
04:06It's pretty rank
04:07So I skipped a budget hearing
04:09and a National Security Council meeting
04:11and waited two hours here
04:13just for you to take a clap?
04:15Mr. President
04:16I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:19Just give me more time
04:20I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this
04:29You'll work as a cleaner in the White House
04:31until you've paid off your debt
04:33What?
04:37No money
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free
04:40What a joke
04:41You two little troublemakers
04:43You totally screwed me
04:44If it weren't for you
04:46who knows
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog
04:56I've ever heard
04:56Eh, whatever
04:57But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait
05:14You don't want to
05:16nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine
05:20Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22I guess that's just what happens
05:23when you're their mom
05:29Drink up
05:33Now that's what I call my kids
05:34Already drinking in style
05:36You two are going places
05:38Looks like mom's retirement plan
05:40is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely
05:46implanted with the president's sperm
05:48So how the hell
05:49did I end up with puppies?
05:53Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:56Hey, easy now
05:57I won't bite
05:59Wow
05:59I've never seen a dog
06:00as big as you before
06:03Could it be him?
06:06Nah
06:07I'm definitely going crazy
06:37Mommy
06:39Puppy kids
06:40Puppy kids, whatever
06:40You're mine
06:41And that's all that matters
06:45Those two little monsters
06:46eat more every day
06:47This might just last them one day
06:50What, they're not feeding you enough
06:52at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything
06:54You're always talking about saving food
06:56So I'm supporting you
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt
06:59Don't try anything cute
07:02I, I get it
07:10Bro, do you think mom will be mad
07:12that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us
07:14We gotta get her a gift
07:17I think I smell
07:18Dad
07:19Mom worked so hard for us
07:21Mom worked so hard for us
07:23Mom worked so hard for us
07:29Mom worked so hard for us
07:33Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:34Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:36Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:37Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:38Mom worked so hard for us
07:40Mom worked so hard for us
07:44Mom worked so hard for us
07:50ĀæPuedo?
08:05Stop right there.
08:07Mrs. Olivia.
08:09So, a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:15you think you're qualified?
08:18A quick qualified?
08:20What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:22It took me three years to get where I am.
08:24Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:27You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:30I never thought of it that way.
08:33Remember your place, janitor.
08:35Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:39Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:42What?
08:45Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:49Hey babies, Mommy's home.
08:52Mommy!
08:53We got you a present.
08:55A present?
08:56What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:02For you, Mommy.
09:06Mommy!
09:08Here, take this.
09:10The presidential seal?
09:12The nuclear button briefcase?
09:14No, no!
09:21So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:23How could you steal this stuff?
09:26We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:29We found it in some room.
09:31This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:33You should wear it.
09:35Oh, no, oh, no.
09:36We are so screwed.
09:38Code red.
09:40Lock it in the White House.
09:41Search every room.
09:41Not one corner gets missed.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:49Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:52This is the last one the maid's quarters.
09:54Open the door.
10:01There they are.
10:02Right here.
10:05Oh, my God.
10:06Caught red-handed.
10:07I'm definitely going to jail.
10:08Leah Cole, why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bulletin briefcase in your room?
10:14Mr. President, I...
10:15I don't know anything.
10:17I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just...
10:21here.
10:22It must be the real thief.
10:23They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the stuff
10:26in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:29That lie is full of holes.
10:31Your room is so remote, which thief would just happen to come here?
10:35You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:38Just tell the truth already.
10:39Ma'am, look at me.
10:40I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:42Why would I steal something like that?
10:43I've got no motive.
10:44Mr. President, don't forget, this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:49When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:51I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:54That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you
10:58up and destroy your reputation.
10:59Tell me, who put you up to this?
11:01Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:04I swear, I didn't.
11:06Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:08Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:10I think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now.
11:15No, I'm not a spy.
11:17I swear.
11:18Then let's do it in your way.
11:26Oh my god.
11:29Get down from there now.
11:31That's the president.
11:32Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:40What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:46You dirty bitch.
11:47You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:50So-
11:55Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:00They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just to sit you up your shoes.
12:03I've seen them somewhere before.
12:08You really like them?
12:09Well, duh.
12:10They're my kids.
12:11Of course I like them.
12:12Yes!
12:13They're adorable!
12:14Won't make a mess.
12:15I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:20Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:23Wish they were werewolves.
12:24This ends here.
12:26No one-
12:37They're finally gone.
12:39You two little rascals best be in.
12:42I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
12:44You can be her little hand warmers.
12:57Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:01Not so strays.
13:02The woman brought them to the hospital.
13:03But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:07No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:10So why lie?
13:12I wasn't pregnant.
13:14That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:15That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:19One wick and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:26Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:38Hey, easy now.
13:42I won't bite.
13:43But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
13:49What is that woman hiding?
13:54Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
13:58Tell me.
13:59What did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:03I-I didn't see anything.
14:07Tell the truth!
14:08Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:10I-I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:12She gave birth of two puppies.
14:16And then...
14:18I passed out from shock.
14:20You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:23Yes, I swear.
14:24Every word is true.
14:25I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:28So that's it.
14:29Yesterday was so weird.
14:31Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
14:35But he totally let me off.
14:36And he even touched my pups.
14:38Maybe he likes dogs too?
14:39Get the cages ready.
14:40I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
14:50Quick!
14:51Hide!
14:57What are kids' dishes doing here?
14:59Those-those are for feeding my dogs.
15:02Feeding dogs?
15:03With people's dishes?
15:04Leah Cole.
15:05This is the White House.
15:07Not your trailer park.
15:08Now hand over those mutts.
15:10The president said I could keep them.
15:12The president runs a country.
15:14You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:18Search the place.
15:19Find those little beasts.
15:20I'm throwing them out myself.
15:29Stop!
15:30The president said I could keep them.
15:32You can't...
15:33Out of my way!
15:39You think I don't know what you're doing?
15:42Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
15:46Let me tell you something.
15:48You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
15:51There you little bastards are!
15:55Grab them.
15:58Stray dogs dare to bite-bite?
16:01Kill them!
16:02Do it now!
16:05No!
16:07Hit her.
16:20Don't move.
16:21You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:26Promise me.
16:27Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
16:33Okay, Mommy.
16:37What are you waiting for?
16:38Pull those little beasts out!
16:42No!
16:43Don't hurt my kids!
16:45Kids?
16:46What kids?
16:52Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
16:57You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:00You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:04You're disgusting!
17:05You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:10You scheming little bitch.
17:12I'm not letting you stick around.
17:15I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:17Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:29Don't be scared.
17:32Mommy's here.
17:33What are you waiting for?
17:34Hit her too!
17:35Beat her until she stops moving!
17:49I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:01Mr. President.
18:03Mr. President, what brings you here?
18:04This place is beneath you.
18:06Olivia, you've got some nerve.
18:07I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here.
18:09Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:11Mr. President, you misunderstand.
18:13I was worried about rabies.
18:14What if they pose a risk to you?
18:15I was just going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:20She's lying.
18:21She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:23Sorry I'm late.
18:32These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
18:54Oh my God.
18:56The President?
18:57The President is holding me?
18:59What kind of script is this?
19:01He saved me?
19:03And he's being...
19:04Gentle?
19:05Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:09Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House,
19:12security's looking for someone to walk the dogs.
19:14You'd be perfect.
19:15Mr. President, I just didn't think it through.
19:17But I was only worried about your safety.
19:20You too.
19:20Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:24Mr. President, we...
19:25If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast.
19:29They're short on people in the Middle East.
19:30You leave tomorrow.
19:32See what a real field assignment looks like.
19:34Mr. President, we're sorry.
19:36Please, give us another chance.
19:37Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back.
19:41I've already disinfected the area.
19:43Just needs oint applied regularly.
19:45I'll do it.
19:52Um, maybe I should just do it myself?
19:54I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
19:58Oh my god!
19:59The president just touched me!
20:00Why is he being so nice to me?
20:02We've only known each other for a few days.
20:04Is he...
20:04Is he up to something?
20:11I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:15Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
20:19Come in.
20:21Mr. President, about what happened to...
20:23Girlfriend?
20:24Mr. President, this...
20:26This isn't right.
20:27I'm just a cleaner.
20:29I...
20:30No one deserves it more than you.
20:32What is wrong with this man?
20:33Did someone drug him?
20:35I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad, but this is too fast.
20:38I am not ready for this.
20:40Mr. President, every major media outlet will be at that dinner.
20:43Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless.
20:45If they dig into her background, your reputation...
20:48Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia.
20:50I'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party.
20:55Too bad he doesn't know.
20:56These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
20:58Only these two pups are truly mine.
21:01None of those women bore my seed.
21:04But no one can know I'm a werewolf.
21:06Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
21:16Miss Cole, this is your room.
21:17If you need anything, just call me.
21:26Okay, come out, babies.
21:31Mommy!
21:32Mommy!
21:35My good babies.
21:40Kids?
21:40You're sure the maid heard right?
21:42Positive.
21:43Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
21:45Ah, got it.
21:47This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
21:50Those brats are probably leftovers from some job.
21:52Baby data ran off.
21:53No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them.
21:55Then we should tell the president.
21:56Let him know she's got two kids in tow.
21:58He'll dump her for sure.
21:59That's too easy for her.
22:01Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
22:03Every media outlet in the country will be there.
22:05I'm going to destroy her in front of everyone.
22:08She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
22:11Mommy's going to a dinner tonight.
22:13You two stay here.
22:14Sleep tight.
22:16And no sneaking out.
22:17Got it?
22:18Got it, Mommy.
22:20Bye-bye, Mommy.
22:26Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight.
22:30Any hints?
22:32You'll know soon enough.
22:43Who is she?
22:44I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous.
22:47Maybe some European princess?
22:48She's got that kind of vibe.
22:49Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
22:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
23:05no, no.
23:34no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america
23:39would kill to marry him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
23:44get a grip allow me to introduce my girlfriend leah cole
23:54he actually said it
24:00mr president what's miss cole's background how long have you two been together how did you meet
24:07don't be afraid my girlfriend is an ordinary girl no noble background no complicated past she's clean
24:14she's simple i don't want my position to affect our relationship i'm counting on all of you please
24:19leave her alone
24:22miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
24:27i how many boyfriends have you had before
24:31i've never dated anyone so that means the president is your first love
24:41sorry to interrupt you mr president but there are two children at the door they say they're looking
24:45for their mother i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for i didn't
24:49dare stop them
24:53my babies
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