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00:06to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:12a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:17identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby
01:32it's a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the
01:37kid
01:37he had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she
01:42actually
01:42hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:46crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:50one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:54and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child
01:58before i knew it it was the day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it
02:15the baby's here a healthy baby
02:24what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups
02:33how does a woman give birth to dogs oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test
02:40no just one look and he'll know this isn't his i'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:45and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child
03:17mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:21sorry for what i lied i i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that
03:29was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy
03:38so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:41that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots and
03:46it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:23mr president
04:24but what about the surrogacy money after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house
04:29until you've paid off your debt
04:34what no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady
04:45now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:54eh whatever
04:55but hey you're mine right
04:59you guys hungry
05:00you guys hungry
05:11wait you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:26drink up
05:30now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style
05:33you two are going places
05:36looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:46so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:51whose dog is this
05:53you hurt
05:54hey easy now i won't bite
05:56wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:01could it be him
06:04nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:12mommy hug
06:15you two were the puppies
06:17how do puppies just turn into kids
06:19and they're already big and can talk
06:21what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:22mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm
06:27feels just like regular kids
06:31mommy hug
06:32okay okay
06:34mommy's good babies
06:37puppy kids whatever
06:38you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day
06:45this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:50i i just don't want to waste anything
06:52you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:55just focus on paying off your debt
06:57don't try anything cute
07:00i i get it
07:08bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:11mom worked so hard for us
07:12we gotta get her a gift
07:14i think i smell dad
07:16of course if you're a little bit of a girl
07:29you have to be heavily paid for us
07:38because i think i want to build you know
07:39especially if i have no problem in the world
07:39my God's life is a lot so and the world
07:46Hello?
08:03Stop right there.
08:05Mrs. Olivia.
08:07So, a small-town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use, what makes
08:13you think you're qualified?
08:16Quick-qualified? What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:20It took me three years to get where I am.
08:22Three years of crisis, of staying up with him through countless nights, and you?
08:25You just lay around for a few months, spread your legs, and that's it?
08:28I never thought of it that way.
08:30Remember your place, janitor.
08:33Once your debt is paid, get the hell out of the White House.
08:37Mrs. Olivia, classified documents are missing from the Oval Office.
08:40What?
08:42Which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office?
08:46Hey, babies. Mommy's home.
08:50Mommy!
08:51We got you a present.
08:52A present?
08:54What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:00For you, Mommy.
09:03Mommy!
09:05Here, take this.
09:07The presidential seal?
09:09The nuclear button briefcase?
09:11No, no!
09:18So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:21How could you steal this stuff?
09:24We were just looking for food for Mommy.
09:27We found it in some room.
09:28This ring is so pretty, Mommy.
09:30You should wear it.
09:32Oh, no.
09:33Oh, no.
09:33We are so screwed.
09:36Code red.
09:37Locked in the White House.
09:38Search every room.
09:39Not one corner gets missed.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If the president finds out it was these two pups who stole it, we're done for.
09:46Mr. President, we've searched every other room in the White House.
09:49This is the last one the maids quarters.
09:51Open the door.
09:58There they are.
10:00Right here.
10:02Oh, my God.
10:03Caught red-handed.
10:04I'm definitely going to jail.
10:06Leah Cole, wire my presidential seal and the nuclear Bolton briefcase in your room.
10:11Mr. President, I don't know anything.
10:14I went to work early this morning, and when I got back, these things were just here.
10:19It must be the real thief.
10:21They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House, so they dumped the
10:24stuff in my room to throw everyone off, or set me up.
10:27That lie is full of holes.
10:28Your room is so remote.
10:30Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:33You're obviously the one who stole it, you little lying bitch.
10:35Just tell the truth already.
10:36Ma'am, look at me.
10:37I'm just someone who cleans here.
10:39Why would I steal something like that?
10:40I've got no motive.
10:41Mr. President, don't forget.
10:44This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you.
10:46When she got caught, she held a grudge.
10:48I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies.
10:51That's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase, to set you
10:55up and destroy your reputation.
10:57Tell me, who put you up to this?
10:59Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:01I swear, I didn't.
11:03Mr. President, this woman is too calculating.
11:06Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb.
11:08I think we should charge her with espionage, and throw her in prison, right now.
11:13No, I'm not a spy, I swear.
11:15Then let's do it in your way.
11:23Oh my god.
11:26Get down from there, now!
11:28That's the president!
11:29Do you have any idea about how much his shit cost?
11:37What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:43You dirty bitch.
11:45You didn't clean properly, so you attracted these strays.
11:48Someone, kill these animals!
11:49Throw them in the trash!
11:50No!
11:51No!
11:55Mr. President, they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go.
11:58I felt bad for them, so I've been hiding them here.
12:01They're like my own kids.
12:02I'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones.
12:04It's hard enough.
12:05Please, don't hurt them.
12:06I swear I'll train them to use the toilet.
12:08And they won't chew up your shoes!
12:12Mr. President!
12:13These are clearly wolf cubs, but she's raising them like dogs.
12:17And weird thing is, holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like I've seen him somewhere before.
12:23You really like them, huh?
12:27Well, duh.
12:28They're my kids.
12:29Of course I like them.
12:31Yes!
12:31They're adorable!
12:33Please, just let me keep them.
12:35I swear they won't bite, won't make a mess.
12:37I'll even put diapers on them if I have to.
12:42Too bad they're just regular wolf pups.
12:44Wish they were werewolves.
12:46This ends here.
12:47No one speaks of this.
12:49Thank you, Mr. President.
13:02We're finally gone.
13:04You two little rascals best behave from now on.
13:07If you pull something like that again, I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia.
13:12You can be her little hand warmers.
13:26Mr. President, I checked it out.
13:28Not so straight as the woman brought them to the hospital.
13:30But where they actually came from, that I couldn't trace.
13:34No way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital.
13:38So why lie?
13:40I wasn't pregnant.
13:41That wasn't a baby coming out.
13:43That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
13:47One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
13:53Find the doctor who delivered her baby.
13:56Yes, sir.
14:07Hey, easy now.
14:09I won't bite.
14:10But wow, I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
14:16What is that woman hiding?
14:21Mr. President, she was the one on delivery duty that day.
14:25Tell me, what did you see when that woman gave birth?
14:30I didn't see anything.
14:35Tell the truth.
14:36Okay, okay, I'll talk.
14:37I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby.
14:40She gave birth of two puppies.
14:43And then I passed out from shock.
14:47You're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops?
14:50Yes, I swear.
14:51Every word is true.
14:52I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before.
14:55So that's it.
14:56Yesterday was so weird.
14:58Stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison.
15:02But he totally let me off.
15:03And he even touched my pups.
15:05Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:06Get the cages ready.
15:07I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today.
15:18Quick, hide.
15:24What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:26Those are for feeding my dogs.
15:29Feeding dogs?
15:30With people's dishes?
15:32Leah Cole, this is the White House.
15:34Not your trailer park.
15:35Now hand over those mutts.
15:37The president said I could keep them.
15:39The president runs a country.
15:41You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:45Search the place.
15:46Find those little beasts.
15:48I'm throwing them out myself.
16:06You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:09Playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes notice of you?
16:13Let me tell you something.
16:15You're not even fit to tie his shoes.
16:18There you little bastards are!
16:22Grab them.
16:25Stray dogs dare to bite bite?
16:28Kill them!
16:29Do it now!
16:32No!
16:34Hit her.
16:36Hit her.
16:47Don't move.
16:48You forgot what you promised Mommy yesterday.
16:53Promise me.
16:55Never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us.
17:00Okay, Mommy.
17:04What are you waiting for?
17:06Pull those little beasts out!
17:09No!
17:10Don't hurt my kids!
17:12Kids?
17:13What kids?
17:19Leah Cole, have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad?
17:24You actually think two stray dogs are your kids?
17:27You can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:31You're disgusting!
17:32You'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady?
17:37You scheming little bitch.
17:39I'm not letting you stick around.
17:42I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die.
17:45Throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them!
17:47Do you want to keep her?
17:48You ain't gonna be scared.
17:49I'm not so scared.
17:50I'm not here.
17:50Dad, I'm not...
17:56Babies...
17:57Don't be scared.
17:59Mommy's here.
18:00What are you waiting for?
18:01Hit her too!
18:02Beat her until she stops moving!
18:16I'd like to see anyone touch her.
18:28Mr. President.
18:29Mr. President, what brings you here? This place is beneath you.
18:32Olivia, you've got some nerve. I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here. Why do you bring
18:36people to hurt them?
18:38Mr. President, you misunderstand. I was worried about rabies. What if they pose a risk to you? I was just
18:42going to have them checked out and bring them back.
18:47She's... she's lying. She just wanted to kill my dogs.
18:50Sorry I'm late.
18:59These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes.
19:21Oh my God. The President? The President is holding me? What kind of script is this? He saved me? And
19:30he's being... gentle?
19:31Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:35Olivia, since you care so much about the pets running around the White House, security's looking for someone to walk
19:40the dogs. You'd be perfect.
19:42Mr. President, I just didn't think it through. But I was only worried about your safety.
19:46You too. Are you here to protect me or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
19:50Mr. President, we...
19:52If you can't figure out who signs your checks, I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast. They're short on people
19:56in the Middle East.
19:57You leave tomorrow. See what a real field assignment looks like.
20:01Mr. President, we're sorry! Please, give us another chance!
20:04Mr. President, this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back. I've already disinfected the area. Just needs
20:10oint applied regularly.
20:11Mr. President, I'll do it.
20:18Um, maybe I should just do it myself? I mean, your hands are for signing treaties, not for...
20:24Mr. President, oh my god! The President just touched me! Why is he being so nice to me? We've only
20:29known each other for a few days! Is he... is he up to something?
20:38I promise you, what happened today will never happen again.
20:42Thank you for saving me, Mr. President.
20:46Come in!
20:48Mr. President, about what happened today, it was my mistake. I hope you can forgive me.
20:53Olivia, I've never doubted your work. But you need to understand, my personal life is none of your business.
21:01Yes, sir.
21:03From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner. Move her into the room next to mine.
21:08What?!
21:09And one more thing. The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow.
21:13Leah will attend as my girlfriend. We're making it official.
21:17Girlfriend? Girlfriend? Mr. President? This... this isn't right! I'm just a cleaner! I...
21:23No one deserves it more than you.
21:26What is wrong with this man? Did someone drug him? I mean, okay, he's hot and the body's not bad,
21:31but this is too fast. I am not ready for this.
21:33Mr. President! Every major media outlet will be at that dinner. Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere
21:38is reckless! If they dig into her background, your reputation...
21:41Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia. I'm sure you'll do a great job with the
21:45dinner party.
21:48Too bad he doesn't know. These two little ones are his own flesh and blood.
21:52Only these two pups are truly mine. None of those women bore my seed. But no one can know I'm
21:58a werewolf. Their real identity has to stay hidden for now.
22:09Ms. Cole, this is your room. If you need anything, just call me.
22:20Okay, come out, babies.
22:24Mommy!
22:29My good babies.
22:33Kids? You're sure the maid heard right? Positive. Two kids, four or five years old, called her mommy.
22:40Got it. This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy.
22:44Those brats are probably leftovers from some job. Baby data ran off. No one wanted them, so she got stuck
22:48with them.
22:49Then we should tell the president. Let him know she's got two kids in tow. He'll dump her for sure.
22:52That's too easy for her.
22:54Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Every media outlet in the country will be there.
22:59I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone. She'll crawl out of the White House in shame.
23:05Mommy's going to a dinner tonight. You two stay here, sleep tight, and no sneaking out. Got it?
23:12Got it, Mommy. Bye-bye, Mommy.
23:20Mr. President, we hear you're announcing something big tonight. Any hints?
23:25You'll know soon enough.
23:37Who is she? I don't remember any First Lady looking that young and gorgeous.
23:40Maybe some European princess? She's got that kind of vibe.
23:43Whoever she is, tomorrow's front page is locked.
23:59You look stunning tonight. Shall we dance?
24:05Mr. President, I don't know how.
24:09Just follow my lead.
24:16The President is... dancing with her? This is huge!
24:28No, no, no. Snap out of it, Leah. He's the President. Half the women in America would could kill to
24:34marry him.
24:34What makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance? Get a grip.
24:40Allow me to introduce my girlfriend, Leah Cole.
24:48He actually said it!
24:53Mr. President, what's Ms. Cole's background?
24:56How long have you two been together?
24:57How did you meet?
25:01Don't be afraid.
25:04My girlfriend is an ordinary girl. No noble background. No complicated past.
25:07She's clean. She's simple.
25:09I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:11I'm counting on all of you. Please, leave her alone.
25:16Ms. Cole, do you feel pressure being the President's girlfriend?
25:21I...
25:21How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:25I've never dated anyone.
25:26So that means the President is your first love!
25:34Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President.
25:36But there are two children at the door.
25:38They say they're looking for their mother.
25:40I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:46My babies!
25:48I was just like one of them.
25:49I'll just no idea.
25:49You just read it all the way.
25:49I am.
25:49I am still the same.
25:50There is a joke.
25:50You're all the time.
25:51There's all the time.
25:52You
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