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Full Episode of Oops, I Love You
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00:00:02Today's the day. I have to tell him I like him.
00:00:05I wanted to send that letter to Fred, but...
00:00:09I sent it to Darwin.
00:00:11What?
00:00:13Can I just take my confession back?
00:00:17Oh my God, Wendy!
00:00:19That's me. I'm a model.
00:00:27You definitely don't want to be my boyfriend.
00:00:31No, I do.
00:00:32Wait, what did you say?
00:00:33I actually...
00:00:39You're so secretive.
00:00:41I always run that ass.
00:00:42Because everyone who sees my face dies.
00:00:45It's the same guy. That's Arlen.
00:00:47What? No.
00:00:54I sent you to law school, and this is how you repay me?
00:00:57Strutting around half-naked like some model?
00:01:00The person you actually like isn't Arlen.
00:01:02It's me, isn't it?
00:01:04We'll do a love triangle thing.
00:01:06Arlen's mom's you're trying to trap him with a secret baby?
00:01:09Get the fuck out of here, bitch.
00:01:12Where's Arlen?
00:01:13Some clingy bitch won't let him go.
00:01:15I have feelings for you, and I've been watching you.
00:01:17Wow, I didn't know Wendy wrote me love letters.
00:01:19Fred.
00:01:21I'm gonna be Fred.
00:01:26Thank you, Professor Zack.
00:01:29Now, I'm sure we're all familiar with...
00:01:36Title 18, sections 1-9-6-1 through 1-9-6-8 of the U.S. Code, known formally as
00:01:44the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, more commonly referred to under acronym RICO.
00:01:52Today's the day.
00:01:54I have to tell him I like him.
00:01:56Now, to reference a similar case in New York, I believe the defendant is clearly in violation of Section 3
00:02:03of the RICO Act.
00:02:04To prove this, let's revert to some comparison data.
00:02:19Oh, shit.
00:02:24Arlen, pause the argument.
00:02:31Miss Taylor, are you making fun of the mock trial class?
00:02:34No, no, I'm sorry, I wasn't...
00:02:36Professor, she's just trying to get attention.
00:02:38She knows that all the girls confessed to Arlen, so she probably thought that this would make her stand out.
00:02:44Shut up.
00:02:46Mrs. Taylor, as a law student, I expect you to know the basics.
00:02:53Respect the court.
00:02:57Blast is missed.
00:03:08So you're into me?
00:03:12No, I just...
00:03:15Poor orphan girl.
00:03:17Hopelessly in love with someone way out of her league.
00:03:20Arlen's literally the hardest guy to get in school.
00:03:23It was a mistake.
00:03:24I actually like...
00:03:25What is this?
00:03:30Oh my god, Wendy.
00:03:34Are you like a stripper or like a porn star?
00:03:38No.
00:03:39I'm a model.
00:03:40Are you kidding me?
00:03:42How did someone like you get into law school?
00:03:45I passed the entrance exam.
00:03:49Class is over, and I have a job to do.
00:03:56What's with her attitude?
00:04:04Can't wait to see that bitch's embarrassed little face.
00:04:30What the fuck, you bitch?
00:04:32How are you going to be holding Arlen like that and feeling up his chest?
00:04:39Don't be mad, they're just messing around.
00:04:44Sorry.
00:04:46Don't apologize to me, apologize to Wendy.
00:04:49They say Arlen is cold and arrogant.
00:04:51I think he's nice.
00:04:52Hey, about the confession yesterday.
00:04:57I actually...
00:05:00Sorry, Wendy.
00:05:06Okay, Wendy, over here.
00:05:21Wendy, hello?
00:05:26Gosh.
00:05:26You're off today.
00:05:28Let's just take five.
00:05:30You can use this time to go change your outfit.
00:05:36Okay.
00:05:38So what?
00:05:38This confession didn't go well?
00:05:41It was a disaster.
00:05:42Okay, I spent days writing that love letter, and it just ended up on the classroom screen.
00:05:47Well, that's okay. Just consider it an early announcement.
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:52Well, it gets worse.
00:05:54I wanted to send that letter to Fred.
00:05:57But...
00:05:58I sent it to Arlen.
00:06:02What?
00:06:03Yeah.
00:06:06Arlen?
00:06:07Like, the Arlen law school tyrant?
00:06:12Oh, girl.
00:06:13God bless your soul.
00:06:14Can I just take my confession back?
00:06:17No.
00:06:18Absolutely not.
00:06:19But the whole school thinks that you like him, and you said that you sent it to the wrong guy.
00:06:23Arlen's gonna be absolutely humiliated.
00:06:26Oh, and if you piss him off, you're like...
00:06:29Done.
00:06:30Some people say those who cross him end up dropping out or just vanishing altogether.
00:06:36Okay.
00:06:37What do I do then?
00:06:40You need to talk to him.
00:06:42Privately.
00:06:43To clear things up.
00:06:45Calmly.
00:06:47And carefully.
00:06:57Sita's definitely overreacting.
00:06:59Arlen?
00:07:06Arlen actually seemed nice when he helped me the other day.
00:07:09If I just explain what happened, he'll understand.
00:07:22Tom?
00:07:23I mean, I haven't seen him in a bit, but...
00:07:27Arlen said he took care of him.
00:07:55Arlen said he took care of him.
00:07:56Yeah, of course you need to tell me.
00:07:57Good.
00:07:58I'll transfer the 100k to your account.
00:08:00Oh, God.
00:08:01Arlen spent a hundred grand to get rid of Tom?
00:08:05You know the thing I hate most in the world is liars, right?
00:08:08Totally.
00:08:09I'm the boss.
00:08:11If Arlen finds out the message is meant for Fred, I'll end up like Tom.
00:08:20Shit.
00:08:37Wendy.
00:08:44Uh, nice, nice sweaters.
00:08:51Wow, looks like, uh, you got a diehard fan, huh?
00:08:57I'll give you two some privacy.
00:08:58No, no, you should, you should stay here.
00:09:00You don't have to leave.
00:09:01You can stay.
00:09:02You know, Arlen's rejected every one of your advances, so...
00:09:06If this one doesn't work out, don't take it too well.
00:09:14Arlen's the most impossible guy to get in school.
00:09:16If I act like an obsessive stalker, he'll definitely hate me.
00:09:20And then I won't even have to explain the whole mix-up.
00:09:24So what are you doing here?
00:09:27Um, I'm just so obsessed with you.
00:09:30Just your looks and your smell, I just...
00:09:35I don't know, it's, it's kinda creepy, but I just, I can't, I just can't help myself.
00:09:40So what do you wanna do about it?
00:09:41I mean, I'm not gonna stop until you make a choice.
00:09:44You either accept my love, or you don't.
00:09:49Okay.
00:09:51So, final question.
00:09:53You definitely don't want to be my boyfriend, right?
00:09:58Say it, Arlen, just say no.
00:10:01No, I do.
00:10:03Okay, yeah, I understand.
00:10:05Wait, what did you say?
00:10:07I said I definitely want to be your boyfriend.
00:10:09What?
00:10:12And I don't normally do relationships, but...
00:10:14If we're gonna be in one, we should probably start with lunch tomorrow, right?
00:10:18Uh, no, no, I mean, we should, we should keep this quiet, right?
00:10:23Why?
00:10:24If I tell him, it was all a misunderstanding.
00:10:27Tom's been dealt with, yeah?
00:10:29You know the thing I hate most in the world is liars, right?
00:10:34I'm, I'm super shy, and being with someone like you is a lot of pressure, so I don't really know
00:10:39if I can handle that.
00:10:42Okay, yeah.
00:10:44We'll just keep things how they've been, for now.
00:10:48Yes, thank God.
00:10:54Yes.
00:10:56Okay, so good.
00:10:57Right there, right there.
00:10:59Okay, mask A, give me a little sexy.
00:11:03Okay, Wendy.
00:11:05Yup, one more little smize.
00:11:09Jeez.
00:11:10These look so perfect together.
00:11:14Too bad you don't show your face, otherwise you two would be a lot more popular.
00:11:19Okay, so tell me, did you end up clearing things up with that whole confession thing?
00:11:25Clear up?
00:11:26Yeah.
00:11:27She finally confessed to the hottest guy on campus, right?
00:11:31Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no.
00:11:33Oh, sorry.
00:11:36You should probably change first.
00:11:39Ahem.
00:11:40Ahem.
00:11:46Okay.
00:11:47Okay, I was going to explain everything, but then Arlen agreed to date me.
00:11:55What?
00:11:56Yeah, I don't know, it just really caught me off guard and my brain completely froze and...
00:12:00I don't know, I just need to talk to him properly and alone before it gets worse.
00:12:06Oh yeah.
00:12:08Okay.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:10Yeah.
00:12:15She finally confessed.
00:12:32I've been waiting for this for so long.
00:12:35Wendy really likes me.
00:12:49Dude!
00:12:52What have you been lately, huh?
00:12:55You've been acting so mysteriously.
00:12:57Yeah, you've been caught up with some work stuff.
00:12:59Come on, your family literally owns the most prestigious law firm.
00:13:03Tell me you're working part-time or something.
00:13:07Anyway, don't forget about what you're using.
00:13:09Counts towards all of our bushredders.
00:13:12Oh yeah.
00:13:12Let's make it huge.
00:13:14Let's get everyone there.
00:13:16Okay.
00:13:49Wendy.
00:13:50The charity event hasn't even started yet.
00:13:52What are you doing here?
00:13:54Look Arlen, I'm really sorry for what I'm about to tell you.
00:14:00But it's just that...
00:14:03I actually...
00:14:15Is this you trying to flirt with me?
00:14:17No, I'm sorry. I...
00:14:19Are you sure?
00:14:42I thought you guys were in the other room.
00:14:45These are the front and back doors of the same room.
00:14:51Oh.
00:14:53What a...
00:14:54What a coincidence.
00:14:58Well, you guys have a good meeting.
00:15:03I'm gonna go.
00:15:06Wait.
00:15:07Hold on.
00:15:10You better take responsibility for that.
00:15:17I didn't expect that from her.
00:15:19This bitch is just trying everything she can to seduce Arlen.
00:15:27Why don't legal codes ever specify what to do if you kiss the wrong guy?
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:41Sleeping around is just so gross. If you like someone, say it all up. Arlen is way out of her
00:15:46league.
00:15:54Hey.
00:15:56Arlen's always been a popular guy.
00:15:59Don't like it too.
00:16:01Ugh, Fred is such an angel.
00:16:04You are the one I actually like.
00:16:14Good morning, class.
00:16:15Open up your textbooks to chapter 35. The score's attempted, says easy.
00:16:23This can't go on. I need to talk to him.
00:16:27Good morning.
00:16:29Thanks,
00:16:30Eric Ä‘ang trep aquest.
00:16:30Lovely.
00:16:47He's a doctor.
00:16:48He's a daughter,
00:16:49John.
00:16:49He's a doctor.
00:16:49He's a doctor.
00:16:50He's a doctor.
00:16:52He's a doctor.
00:17:09Hey, Sia.
00:17:10Yeah, it's going to go perfectly this time.
00:17:13I have my breakup speech ready and everything.
00:17:15Good luck, girl.
00:17:17Thanks.
00:17:37Hi.
00:17:41I'm glad you came.
00:17:43Arlen, I'm sorry I'm bothering you really late, but I came here because I just, I...
00:17:51Happy birthday!
00:17:54Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:17:56Wait, you asked if I was free tonight, you planned all this?
00:18:05Wait, you asked if I was free tonight, you planned all this?
00:18:09Yeah, yeah, happy birthday.
00:18:11Thanks.
00:18:15You even wrote a speech?
00:18:17No, I...
00:18:17That is so...
00:18:18No, no, wait, I...
00:18:19And I want to hear it from her.
00:18:21I want to hear it from you.
00:18:25Yeah, of course.
00:18:29Um...
00:18:33Hmm...
00:18:34Um...
00:18:35Arlen, um...
00:18:38I'm so happy to be here for your birthday party.
00:18:42And I...
00:18:44I never thought that we'd be friends, but...
00:18:48We are.
00:18:49So that's cool.
00:18:51And you're just, you're so handsome and nice.
00:18:55And, um...
00:18:59Happy birthday!
00:19:00Happy birthday!
00:19:10I really lied I've ever told.
00:19:12I'm late.
00:19:15But forgive me.
00:19:23That's right.
00:19:24Thank you for the promise.
00:19:27That's right.
00:19:36Why is a guy a bully-tong so damn like a woman?
00:19:54Hey.
00:19:55Hey.
00:20:02What is a guy?
00:20:04Yeah.
00:20:13You hate me.
00:20:15Don't you, Arlen?
00:20:17So you think.
00:20:19So it's all because your mom defended that woman.
00:20:22So now my son is going to prison, so you gotta pay!
00:20:24Jeremy!
00:20:27No!
00:20:35Don't!
00:20:36Don't!
00:20:37Don't!
00:20:39Don't!
00:20:46Don't!
00:20:48Let this summer breeze carry us away.
00:20:58You dropped something.
00:21:04That's me. I'm a model.
00:21:06Today must be our lucky day.
00:21:08I just signed a magazine deal and now I saved someone.
00:21:11So what's it like being a model?
00:21:13I take pride in my body.
00:21:18I could never hate you.
00:21:23I'm actually...
00:21:25What are you guys doing?
00:21:32Look at this fucking slut.
00:21:36Get out of my room.
00:21:38But Arlen...
00:21:39NOW!
00:21:53Sorry, I spilled my shirt.
00:22:06Here.
00:22:18Have you stared enough?
00:22:24Change.
00:22:25I'm gonna go.
00:22:27I'll give you a walk later.
00:22:31Why does his body look familiar?
00:22:39Okay, so...
00:22:40Spill the tea.
00:22:41How did last night go?
00:22:43This situation just got so much worse.
00:22:45I honestly don't know what to do.
00:22:46I feel like every time things are...
00:22:48One sec.
00:22:50Arlen is way out of your league.
00:22:52He doesn't even like you and you're still throwing yourself at him.
00:22:54Get some self-respect.
00:22:56What are you talking about?
00:22:57Don't act all innocent.
00:22:58I've been watching you practically throw yourself at him.
00:23:02You do realize what you're doing is cyberbullying, right?
00:23:06Group intimidation.
00:23:07Filming without my consent.
00:23:08We're not doing anything.
00:23:11Now everyone's saying that you were sleeping with Arlen when he was drunk.
00:23:14Say it out loud to the camera then.
00:23:16Tell everyone there's nothing going on with him.
00:23:19Hey!
00:23:19It's enough!
00:23:23Arlen.
00:23:30I'll explain it to you.
00:23:31This is my girlfriend.
00:23:34We're together.
00:23:40Go!
00:23:41You mess with Wendy, you mess with me.
00:23:42Go!
00:23:43Bye!
00:23:43Just wait, bitch.
00:23:51Did you just announce on livestream that we're dating?
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:57Yeah, I did.
00:23:58I'm sorry.
00:23:59I hate hypocrites that smiling at you and plotting behind your back.
00:24:04I would never let someone like that off the hook.
00:24:14This is getting out of control.
00:24:17What do I do?
00:24:30Why are you voting for me in secret?
00:24:35Why are you voting for me in secret?
00:24:38Are you embarrassed someone's gonna see?
00:24:41Wait, don't tell me.
00:24:43The person you actually like isn't Arlen.
00:24:46It's me, isn't it?
00:24:47I mean...
00:24:48It makes sense now.
00:24:51You always pay more attention to me.
00:25:00Nobody touches her unless they've got a death wish, and that includes you.
00:25:03She's my girlfriend.
00:25:06See how long that lasts.
00:25:10Hey, Arlen.
00:25:12How about voting for Friday?
00:25:14You just didn't want me to get snatched up, did you?
00:25:16What?
00:25:19If I wouldn't miss your campus, I'm gonna have girls all over me.
00:25:22But I need you to believe that I belong to you.
00:25:26And you should get some rest, okay?
00:25:28I'll see you tomorrow at the charity event.
00:25:31Wow.
00:25:31This guy's really here, writing his own love story.
00:25:39Did you take care of the business school students?
00:25:41Done.
00:25:42Even if someone talks, they won't trace back to us.
00:25:44She'll walk right into it.
00:25:46Time to save the bank.
00:25:51Wendy.
00:25:53I really hurt my wrist.
00:25:54I have to move a bunch of stuff for the donation bins.
00:25:57Do you think you could help me?
00:25:59Uh...
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:00Sure.
00:26:01Where's the stuff?
00:26:02I'm still a drink in the hall.
00:26:04A bunch of boxes.
00:26:05You can't miss it.
00:26:06Okay.
00:26:24They're all empty.
00:26:27Looking for something?
00:26:30Or maybe hiding something?
00:26:32What are you talking about?
00:26:33Don't play dumb.
00:26:34Those boxes were full this morning and now they're all empty.
00:26:38And guess who's the only one seen going in?
00:26:40Wait, you think I did this?
00:26:42Haven't you been a little tight on cash lately?
00:26:46Let's take it if not for security.
00:26:48Now the whole school's gonna be talking how you're some desperate little thief who would do anything for money.
00:26:53It was you.
00:26:55And you're gonna rat me out.
00:26:57Again, you two?
00:26:58Enough!
00:27:01The donation stuff wasn't stolen.
00:27:03I checked with the business booth myself.
00:27:04It looks like somebody moved it and didn't tell anyone.
00:27:07She probably paired up with the business school scum to make it happen.
00:27:13I thought you said your wrist was hurt and you couldn't move it.
00:27:17And don't point fingers at my girlfriend.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:30We got no supplies in only two days left.
00:27:32If we don't sell anything, we're gonna fill this class.
00:27:40Who says we don't have anything to sell?
00:27:47I mean, I think it's all charm.
00:27:50Everyone and me are two Mr. Campus contestants.
00:28:00Okay.
00:28:01Just right over here, boys.
00:28:11Okay.
00:28:12Okay.
00:28:12Okay, come on, boys.
00:28:13Don't be shy.
00:28:14We only have one more shot.
00:28:16Okay, so what are we?
00:28:17We're selling these photos?
00:28:19Exactly.
00:28:21No cost.
00:28:22And I guarantee you they'll sell like crazy.
00:28:26I don't need a similar customer.
00:28:29When do you...
00:28:31Let him go.
00:28:32He's right, this is boring.
00:28:36Why don't, uh...
00:28:38Join me and sit.
00:28:40Make a little couple sheet.
00:28:43Me?
00:28:43In the photos?
00:28:45Absolutely not.
00:28:52I can't make decisions for Wendy.
00:28:54She's doing this for law school.
00:28:56I'll just join you guys.
00:28:58Yes.
00:28:59This is perfect.
00:29:00We'll do a love triangle theme.
00:29:07Okay, Fred.
00:29:08I'm just gonna get you to move a little bit closer to Wendy there.
00:29:12Oh, that's a really nice angle.
00:29:15Yes.
00:29:16Okay, good.
00:29:18Now just get a little bit more intimate.
00:29:21Don't move, Arlen.
00:29:24Don't move, Arlen.
00:29:27Okay, I'm gonna need you to be a lot more professional with me here.
00:29:30Or at least try not to sabotage their shoot.
00:29:33Are you talking to me about professional?
00:29:36What? Have you modeled before?
00:29:39No. Of course not.
00:29:41Exactly.
00:29:42So just follow my lead here, people.
00:29:46Let's spice things up a little bit.
00:29:48Boys.
00:29:50Take your shirts off.
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:59Wow.
00:30:01Maskey's body is so recognizable.
00:30:05I think it's kind of sexy.
00:30:07I agree.
00:30:14Don't be shy.
00:30:15Come on, do it for the law school.
00:30:16I can't.
00:30:18I don't feel good.
00:30:21You guys can just go.
00:30:26No problem.
00:30:27We'll just shoot with Wendy.
00:30:30And Fred.
00:30:32Here you go.
00:30:35Wendy, what's this oil for?
00:30:38It's to make your muscles pop.
00:30:40You know, I don't really know how.
00:30:43Show me how.
00:30:54Yes.
00:30:55How cute.
00:31:00Oh my gosh.
00:31:00You guys look so good.
00:31:06Um, I have some stuff at school that I gotta take care of.
00:31:10I'll pick you up later.
00:31:16Why do I feel a little guilty?
00:31:20No way.
00:31:25Let's just try something a little bit more intimate.
00:31:30Yes.
00:31:33He's out. I'm in.
00:31:41What are you doing here?
00:31:43I think it was a shoot that I'd stop by.
00:31:47Unprofessionals like him are just gonna slow you down.
00:31:50You should let me walk instead.
00:31:53Who's this guy?
00:31:55He's the hottest model around.
00:31:57If we have his help, we've got this in a bag.
00:32:01Now that's perfect.
00:32:06What's with the mask?
00:32:07I don't know. I've never seen you without it.
00:32:10Why do you worry?
00:32:11I've got my reasons.
00:32:13Focus on the job.
00:32:16You're such a natural.
00:32:21Where the hell is Arlen?
00:32:28Wendy?
00:32:29Arlen, where are you?
00:32:31The shoot is done.
00:32:33I'm coming to get you.
00:32:46You look great.
00:32:52The power door?
00:32:55Why are you barging in?
00:32:57Why are you so secretive?
00:32:59I always wear that mask.
00:33:00Because everyone who sees my face dies.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:07I think your abs are a lot more convincing than your acting skills.
00:33:12Oh, shoot. I forgot to hang him up.
00:33:15He probably hurt everything.
00:33:18Oh, you really like him.
00:33:20That's sweet.
00:33:22I do not.
00:33:26Oh, crap.
00:33:27The charity sale.
00:33:28Okay, I have to go.
00:33:29Hey, you guys.
00:33:31We ended up dancing.
00:33:31We're gonna be holding him up.
00:33:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:33No, no, no.
00:33:35We're gonna be real.
00:33:36No, no, no.
00:33:37No, no, no, no.
00:33:49We're gonna be unbeatable.
00:33:51With Fred and Arlen on our side, our law school's unbeatable.
00:33:54Thank God we had our help from our masked friend.
00:33:57Especially since Arlen quit halfway through.
00:34:00We definitely would have lost.
00:34:02Hey, I gave it my all.
00:34:04Including my body?
00:34:06Yes, you did. Thank you, Fred.
00:34:09Unlike some people, you take responsibility.
00:34:14Hey, don't be blaming Arlen like that.
00:34:17Yeah, don't blame Arlen, okay? His mom's super strict.
00:34:19Imagine being raised like a royal portrait your whole life and then having to strip for some charity sale.
00:34:32Mom.
00:34:33Wait. Mom?
00:34:35Who's this little tramp?
00:34:38I thought this was a law school.
00:34:43Mom, this is my girlfriend, Wendy.
00:34:45And she's a top law student, so I would appreciate it if you'd show her some respect.
00:34:49There's been a string of bail jumping suspects found dead.
00:34:53All marked with a Z.
00:34:54I want a full case summary on my desk.
00:34:59Look, whoever you're dating is your business.
00:35:02But until you've secured a seat in Congress, I don't want some girl showing up on my doorstep pregnant.
00:35:21What the hell?
00:35:28What the hell?
00:35:36Get yourself out of here, bitch.
00:35:48You keep violating our dorm standards.
00:35:50And now you're seducing Arlen.
00:35:51As the resident supervisor here, I can kick you out.
00:35:54And we don't want you here.
00:35:56No, you can't do that.
00:35:57This is the only girl's dorm.
00:35:59Where am I supposed to go?
00:36:01That's just none of my business.
00:36:03Honestly, it sounds like a you problem.
00:36:16I can't afford a place of my own.
00:36:29You know, you can always stay at my place, right?
00:36:32No, it's okay.
00:36:34I actually picked up a part-time job nearby, so it'll be fine.
00:36:39Okay, please, just stay safe.
00:36:41Okay, I will.
00:37:01You okay, sweetheart?
00:37:04Here.
00:37:06Have a drink on me.
00:37:08Thanks.
00:37:17Get your hands off of me.
00:37:20Under Section 9, this qualifies as assault.
00:37:22And I can sue you for that.
00:37:24Oh, a little lawyer girl.
00:37:28I love role play.
00:37:36Arlen?
00:37:44I love you.
00:37:45She's taken.
00:37:46And who are you supposed to be?
00:37:50She's cute.
00:37:51Just let me bore her for a second.
00:37:57Arlen, no.
00:38:06Martin?
00:38:08From the famous Martin family?
00:38:12Unless you want to get sued.
00:38:14Apologize to her now.
00:38:15And leave.
00:38:18I'm sorry.
00:38:19Not to meet her.
00:38:22Ma'am.
00:38:23I'm so sorry.
00:38:25Never harass another woman again.
00:38:28And how about you remember my name?
00:38:30Wendy Taylor.
00:38:32Future.
00:38:32Attorney.
00:38:43Well then.
00:38:44Attorney Wendy.
00:38:47Now it's our turn to talk.
00:38:54Where are you even taking me?
00:38:56What were you doing in a place like that?
00:38:57Making money.
00:38:58Obviously.
00:38:59Why didn't you call me?
00:39:00Why are you doing that kind of work?
00:39:01That kind of work?
00:39:03What's wrong with doing honest work?
00:39:05I work really hard to make my money, okay?
00:39:08And you and your mom, all you do is look down on me.
00:39:11Well guess what? I'm not just some brainless Barbie, okay?
00:39:13I go to the same law school as you.
00:39:18That's not what I meant.
00:39:20And I'm sorry about what my mom said.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Well you were yelling before and now you're apologizing.
00:39:26So I'm just a little confused about why you're acting like this.
00:39:28Yeah, I was that because you put yourself in danger.
00:39:30That bar is crawling with creeps.
00:39:33Well compared to the bar, you're...
00:39:37You're the creepy one.
00:39:42Wendy, are you okay?
00:39:50Hey, you have ten minutes to get your shit out and go, okay?
00:39:52Relax dude, I'm already out.
00:39:54Your room's clean.
00:40:05I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anywhere else to take you.
00:40:08You can stay here tonight, okay?
00:40:14Yeah.
00:40:24Are you okay?
00:40:26I have...
00:40:27I have a secret that I need to tell you.
00:40:31It's...
00:40:31Right now it's important.
00:40:33I need to tell you now.
00:40:34Yeah.
00:40:35Yeah, I'm listening.
00:40:36Well the guy that I...
00:40:38I...
00:40:39I actually like...
00:40:40It's so cute.
00:40:42Good morning, I'm...
00:40:54I'm...
00:40:56I'm...
00:40:57I'm...
00:40:58I'm...
00:40:59I'm...
00:40:59I'm...
00:40:59I'm...
00:41:08I'm...
00:41:10This is Arlen's room.
00:41:13Last night, right, I got kicked out, drugged at the bar.
00:41:19Then Arlen saved me.
00:41:22I have a secret that I need to tell you.
00:41:27Right now.
00:41:28Oh, God.
00:41:30Did I say too much?
00:41:34Are you feeling better?
00:41:37Do you remember what happened last night?
00:41:41You got a drug.
00:41:43This was the only place I could take you.
00:41:46I didn't see anything weirder or embarrassing today.
00:41:49No, nothing.
00:41:51I'm sorry about last night.
00:41:53I was really mean.
00:41:56I just don't think it's a good idea for you to be working night shifts.
00:41:58It's so dangerous.
00:41:59Yeah, well, I mean, I don't really have anywhere to go.
00:42:03I can't afford an off-campus place, so...
00:42:06I mean, you can always stay here.
00:42:08It's safe, and it's clean.
00:42:11I promise.
00:42:12Yeah.
00:42:13It's...
00:42:14Well, it's not really...
00:42:15Please.
00:42:16Um...
00:42:17It's...
00:42:25What are you planning on doing with those?
00:42:27You know that's assault, right?
00:42:28No, no, no, you got it wrong.
00:42:29Those are not mine.
00:42:30They're my roommates.
00:42:32Okay, I swear nothing else like this is going to ever happen again, okay?
00:42:35You're safe.
00:42:36The most dangerous thing here is you.
00:42:38I would never.
00:42:39And if you move in, then you won't have to be let.
00:42:43I don't have any other options.
00:42:44This might be my only choice.
00:42:48Sure.
00:42:57Good night.
00:42:58Good night.
00:43:00What if he attacks me in my sleep?
00:43:03I'm scared to fall asleep.
00:43:06Wendy being this close to me is making me nervous.
00:43:09How am I supposed to sleep?
00:43:19Hi, good morning.
00:43:21Morning.
00:43:29Why does this feel like we're moving in together?
00:43:33Like a couple.
00:43:41Okay.
00:43:42No.
00:43:43Wendy, he's an asshole.
00:43:45This can't go on or you won't be able to explain anything.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:51God, please just send me an angel to save me from Arlen.
00:44:06Oh my gosh, we're back.
00:44:07Finally.
00:44:08Where's Arlen?
00:44:09Some clingy bitch won't let him go.
00:44:11You have to rescue him.
00:44:12What?
00:44:13Yeah, she's definitely the problem.
00:44:14She's worth stopping Arlen from picking you up.
00:44:16You need to put this bitch in your place.
00:44:23Arlen.
00:44:32Arlen.
00:44:34Perla's back.
00:44:36And she likes Arlen?
00:44:42Arlen?
00:44:44Well, that was quite the shoot.
00:44:45Thanks.
00:44:48Girl, how many days has it been since you last slept?
00:44:51Hmm.
00:44:53Why?
00:44:53I think I found something out that's major.
00:44:59Arlen has a secret.
00:45:01Yes, girl.
00:45:02Finally.
00:45:03No, I've been suspecting the same thing for a while now.
00:45:05Wait, what?
00:45:06You knew?
00:45:07No.
00:45:08Has he been threatening you?
00:45:10No.
00:45:12I'm talking about this.
00:45:15Look.
00:45:17It's the same guy.
00:45:19That's Arlen.
00:45:21What?
00:45:22No.
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:23Their measurements match perfectly.
00:45:25And according to my 20 years of experience, there can only be one explanation.
00:45:29They're the same guy.
00:45:31Wait.
00:45:32You've been a photographer since you were six.
00:45:34I'm talking about my experience observing men.
00:45:36Oh, great.
00:45:37Okay.
00:45:38Let's verify by comparing photos.
00:45:41I'll look for photos of the massed holiday at the birthmark.
00:45:44And you...
00:45:49Go get Arlen's nudes.
00:45:50What?
00:45:51No, that's illegal.
00:45:52Oh, come on, girl.
00:45:53I know you're the best lawyer here.
00:45:55And you know how to do it.
00:45:58Nudes.
00:46:01Fine.
00:46:02Mm-hmm.
00:46:08No way.
00:46:09They can't be the same person.
00:46:14Suck at photography.
00:46:27Attorney Wendy.
00:46:30I have a question.
00:46:34Attorney Wendy.
00:46:36I have a question for you.
00:46:39Yeah?
00:46:42Is it illegal to take unsolicited naked photos of your boyfriend?
00:46:48That's a good question.
00:46:50I should go check the relevant laws and get back to you.
00:46:58Aren't you embarrassed?
00:46:59You should probably go put some clothes on.
00:47:03I take pride in my body.
00:47:07I take pride in my body.
00:47:10Wait, why does that sound familiar?
00:47:16Were you watching from the window earlier when Perler came?
00:47:20No, I wasn't.
00:47:24Somebody's jealous.
00:47:27Don't worry.
00:47:29There's nothing going on between us.
00:47:31She was just dropping off some stuff.
00:47:34I like when you're jealous, though.
00:47:36It makes me happy.
00:47:38Why?
00:47:39Because it means you care.
00:47:41You're never like this before.
00:47:43Do I really care about Arlen?
00:47:51Oh, my God.
00:47:52You're falling for Arlen.
00:47:54What?
00:47:54No.
00:47:55No.
00:47:55I...
00:47:56No.
00:47:57I just think I might have misunderstood him.
00:48:00He's actually a nice guy.
00:48:02Oh, my God.
00:48:02If he heard you say that, he would cry himself to sleep.
00:48:05I know.
00:48:06I know.
00:48:07That's why I'm going to make it up to him.
00:48:10Right.
00:48:11Okay.
00:48:12Why don't you just try actually dating him?
00:48:15No.
00:48:15No.
00:48:16That's just...
00:48:16That's not going to work.
00:48:18We're from two completely different worlds.
00:48:20But I am going to find someone that really deserves him.
00:48:23And who might that be?
00:48:41You think you're so special, huh?
00:48:44Seducing Arlen just because you got a pretty face.
00:48:47Thanks.
00:48:48That wasn't a compliment.
00:48:51You know, Arlen and Perla go all the way back.
00:48:53They've always been a thing.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:48:55He's been waiting for her this whole time.
00:48:57Now that she's back, you better break up with him.
00:49:00Before he dumps you first.
00:49:03Yeah, you're right.
00:49:04I should dump him to make her make Perla.
00:49:07Yeah.
00:49:08Wait.
00:49:09Wait, what?
00:49:10Thank you for helping me make up on that.
00:49:19I figured it out.
00:49:21Perla likes Arlen.
00:49:23Okay, well, you better find a way to ship those two
00:49:25before Arlen finds out that you've been lying.
00:49:27Otherwise, girl, you're done, done.
00:49:29No, I know, I know.
00:49:30I just really need to find the perfect moment to get them home.
00:49:34I have an idea.
00:49:35What?
00:49:36My magazine is hosting an event at your school.
00:49:39The Kissing Booth.
00:49:40We get all the hottest campus guys to get together
00:49:43and we charge ten bucks for the girls to line up,
00:49:45get a cute little kiss.
00:49:48Oh, a kiss.
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:51It's romantic.
00:49:52It's low-key.
00:49:55Oh, don't tell me you're backing out now.
00:49:57No, no, of course not.
00:50:00Okay, good.
00:50:02All we need to do is see if Arlen will actually do it.
00:50:05Well, I mean, I technically live with him now,
00:50:07so he'll have to say yes if it comes from me.
00:50:09I'll go on.
00:50:12Oh, hey, hey.
00:50:21What the heck?
00:50:22You're using the bathroom again?
00:50:36Hey, Whitney, what's up?
00:50:38Hey, would you mind being the male guest for the kissing booth?
00:50:42Absolutely not.
00:50:47Why would she want me kissing other girls?
00:50:52He'll say yes if I ask him myself, huh?
00:50:54Okay, all right.
00:50:54Can you just help me think of something else?
00:50:57I don't know.
00:50:58Just use your charm.
00:51:04How do I seduce a guy?
00:51:07Come on, girl.
00:51:08You're cute.
00:51:09You're gorgeous.
00:51:11Just be yourself.
00:51:13I'm being serious.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16You seriously want to know my secrets to seduce a man?
00:51:20All right.
00:51:22Step one.
00:51:23Be sexy.
00:51:24Use your curves.
00:51:25Shoulders back.
00:51:27Chest.
00:51:28Out.
00:51:29Huh?
00:51:31Good.
00:51:32Step two.
00:51:33Toss your hair.
00:51:36Toss.
00:51:37Let's see a toss.
00:51:39Uh-huh.
00:51:40Good.
00:51:41Let him smell your perfume.
00:51:43Nice.
00:51:44And step three.
00:51:48Vulnerability.
00:51:52Yes!
00:51:53Oh, my God.
00:51:54Oh.
00:51:56Oh, that's good.
00:51:58Mm.
00:51:58Oh, God.
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01Oh, God.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:07Oh.
00:52:10What are you guys doing?
00:52:12It's working.
00:52:13He's blushing.
00:52:16It's working.
00:52:16It's working.
00:52:17It's working.
00:52:19That's great.
00:52:20I just keep on practicing and, you know, take it home with you.
00:52:25Practicing for what?
00:52:27She's just putting herself out of the comfort zone for love.
00:52:30I'm trying to teach her how to seduce a man.
00:52:34Who exactly are you trying to seduce?
00:52:38Bye.
00:52:40Bye.
00:52:50Bye.
00:52:51Sexy.
00:52:52It's honoring.
00:53:09Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:53:12So I'm the guy she's trying to seduce.
00:53:20What are you trying to do?
00:53:22I have a tiny request.
00:53:25Can you help me?
00:53:42Aren't you going to ask me if the request is?
00:54:01I'd do anything for you.
00:54:10So what is it?
00:54:12Well, I mean, we've been dating for a while now.
00:54:14Don't you think we should be closer?
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:18Okay, so I have a tiny favor to ask.
00:54:21Is that okay?
00:54:22Sure.
00:54:23Anything for you.
00:54:29Yes, Sita.
00:54:31You are a genius.
00:54:32Anything you need, I'll make sure that you're satisfied.
00:54:36Okay.
00:54:37Okay, so will you be the male contestant for the kissing booth?
00:54:44What are you doing?
00:54:46It's just hot.
00:54:47Okay, so about my proposal.
00:54:49You want me to kiss other girls?
00:54:51Yeah, but it's just to help Sita for the event.
00:54:54Sita again?
00:54:55Wait.
00:54:57Did she figure out my identity?
00:54:59Do you think about it?
00:55:01No.
00:55:02I'm not going to think about it.
00:55:10Why are you still awake?
00:55:12I was kind of wondering if you maybe changed your mind.
00:55:34Didn't anyone tell you not to get close to a guy at night?
00:55:37How do you know I'm one of the good ones?
00:55:38I could be dangerous.
00:55:40You're not bad.
00:55:50I'm not going to force you to do anything you don't want to do.
00:55:54Out of respect, I'm going to crush out there.
00:55:57Good night, Mindy.
00:56:01Am I really falling for Arlen?
00:56:10Why am I feeling disappointed?
00:56:14It was just an event invite, but what if it had been Perla who asked him?
00:56:21Wendy?
00:56:23I'd love to be part of the kissing booth.
00:56:26Only if you were there, too.
00:56:30Me?
00:56:31You know, I don't usually do things like this, but...
00:56:40I think you're the only reason I break my room.
00:56:42Yeah, I mean, I think that's great.
00:56:44If you come, I'm sure a lot of girls can line up.
00:56:46Awesome.
00:56:47See you later.
00:56:49I'll be late.
00:56:51Weird.
00:56:52Why don't I feel anything for Fred anymore?
00:57:00Doing the kissing booth.
00:57:02Wendy.
00:57:04She's my girlfriend, don't forget that.
00:57:08You sure about that?
00:57:10So you don't seem so confident?
00:57:13What's going on with you two, anyway?
00:57:14I've heard kiss her.
00:57:16Is it later?
00:57:17I was thinking I might...
00:57:19She's not just a prize we're going to pass between us.
00:57:22I've let a lot of shit slide.
00:57:24But if you touch her again, I'm not going to be back.
00:57:40Do you really think Arlen's not going to show up?
00:57:51It's Arlen.
00:57:53Arlen's here.
00:58:00I thought you said no.
00:58:03She wanted me here, didn't she?
00:58:08And you tap on her.
00:58:09How sweet.
00:58:11But Wendy, did you really think Arlen showed up for you?
00:58:15Please.
00:58:16This is clearly about Perla.
00:58:18He's just testing how she'll react.
00:58:20Okay, everyone.
00:58:22Welcome our next guest, Arlen.
00:58:39I'll be waiting for you.
00:58:42And I respect your decision.
00:58:47Yes!
00:58:48Oh, this is perfect.
00:58:49This is the perfect plan.
00:58:51Push Perla onto Arlen,
00:58:53and then you'll walk off with Brett.
00:58:55It's the perfect happy ending.
00:58:58Yeah, it's...
00:58:59It's perfect.
00:59:03All right, ladies.
00:59:05Are we ready to get this bidding started?
00:59:08So the highest bidder today
00:59:09is going to get a kiss
00:59:11and a souvenir photo
00:59:14from yours truly.
00:59:16And all the proceeds today
00:59:17are going to go to charity.
00:59:19Who's first?
00:59:21Bidding?
00:59:22Please.
00:59:23She probably can't even afford
00:59:24to buy Arlen a coffee.
00:59:27Kiss him.
00:59:28Kiss him.
00:59:29Come on.
00:59:30We've placed the highest bid.
00:59:32So now it's gotta be you.
00:59:34Wendy, I know you don't mind, right?
00:59:38She wanted me here, didn't you?
00:59:42Wait.
00:59:49Wait.
00:59:53I'm going all in.
00:59:59I finally know what I want.
01:00:07Arlen.
01:00:09Look.
01:00:10At first,
01:00:11I was really scared.
01:00:13But,
01:00:14I don't know,
01:00:15recently my heart's just been racing
01:00:17and I don't know if it's fear,
01:00:20maybe, or something.
01:00:23I think I'm scared.
01:00:27I think I'm scared because
01:00:31I think I'm falling in love with you.
01:00:33Now, baby.
01:00:35Let this summer breeze
01:00:38Carry us away.
01:00:54Well,
01:00:56I guess you made her decision.
01:00:58Looks like you lost, too.
01:01:01It's love.
01:01:22We've been living together for a while, man.
01:01:23Why are you still so shy?
01:01:25Things are different now.
01:01:27Different how?
01:01:29He can never find out
01:01:31my first confession
01:01:32was a complete accident.
01:01:34That secret's coming with me
01:01:36to the grave.
01:01:41I don't think we need
01:01:42these pillows anymore.
01:01:47I don't think we need
01:01:54these pillows anymore.
01:01:59Zach said you can't break any more rules.
01:02:24Zach said you can't break any more rules.
01:02:26Hey, be careful.
01:02:27Hey, be careful.
01:02:28There's reports of women
01:02:29getting attacked on campus.
01:02:31I'll just drive you.
01:02:34I'll be fine.
01:02:37Wait for me.
01:02:38Okay.
01:02:40I'll be right here
01:02:41cleaning up our mess.
01:03:00I have feelings for you
01:03:01and I've been watching you.
01:03:03I can't stop thinking of you.
01:03:06Wow, I didn't know
01:03:07Wendy wrote me love letters.
01:03:11Fred.
01:03:15Fred.
01:03:17Why would it be Fred?
01:03:21A second.
01:03:23Today's the day.
01:03:24I have to tell him
01:03:25I like him.
01:03:28To prove this
01:03:29let's refer to some
01:03:30comparison data.
01:03:38Today she
01:03:40confessed to me
01:03:40in front of everyone.
01:03:43Fred was right.
01:03:44She never liked me.
01:03:50What happened?
01:03:54You lied.
01:04:01You're not even going to
01:04:02try to explain it?
01:04:04Look.
01:04:05At first it was a mistake
01:04:06but it just
01:04:07spiraled so fast
01:04:08and I didn't have
01:04:09any time to make it right.
01:04:10So the person
01:04:11you really liked
01:04:11the whole time was true.
01:04:12It's in the past
01:04:13you have to be.
01:04:15Wendy, you're a future attorney
01:04:16you should know
01:04:17that a lie
01:04:17even without intent
01:04:19is still a lie.
01:04:38Arlen, please let me explain.
01:04:45It's not very nice
01:04:46to leave a sad girl alone.
01:04:49Why don't we get some drinks
01:04:50after class?
01:04:52I mean
01:04:54I'm sorry for it
01:04:55but I have something
01:04:55I have to deal with.
01:05:09Okay girl
01:05:10you look way too far
01:05:11to look this sad.
01:05:13Can we just
01:05:13up the energy
01:05:15a little bit?
01:05:22Okay, you guys
01:05:23are clearly not
01:05:23into this right now.
01:05:25I'm going to
01:05:26switch the lighting
01:05:26just take five.
01:05:31Hey, um
01:05:33I don't really have
01:05:34anyone else to talk to.
01:05:35Do you mind
01:05:36talking for me?
01:05:49So
01:05:50I fell in love
01:05:50with someone
01:05:52but I really
01:05:53messed it up.
01:05:54I mean
01:05:54I really hurt him.
01:05:56Well
01:05:56if you ended up
01:05:57hurting him
01:05:57do you think
01:05:57you were ever
01:05:58in love with him
01:05:58in the first place?
01:06:00Well
01:06:00not at first
01:06:01but
01:06:03I don't know
01:06:03somewhere along the way
01:06:04I just
01:06:05I got feelings
01:06:07but it just
01:06:08started all wrong.
01:06:09It was so messy
01:06:10I kept lying to him
01:06:11and myself
01:06:12just pretending
01:06:13that I could
01:06:13still unhappily.
01:06:14But you're still
01:06:15in love with him.
01:06:17Yeah
01:06:19I do
01:06:21but
01:06:22there's no hope.
01:06:24I mean
01:06:25I didn't even
01:06:26once ask him
01:06:27how he felt
01:06:28after finding out
01:06:29the truth
01:06:30or if
01:06:32if he really
01:06:33even liked me.
01:06:34God
01:06:43would you
01:06:44have come
01:06:44sit with me
01:06:46or the feeling
01:06:48of your eyes
01:06:49on me
01:06:49you've been
01:06:50hiding your identity
01:06:51this whole time?
01:06:52I had to
01:06:52with me
01:06:53of the feeling
01:06:55of your eyes
01:06:56on me
01:06:57like something
01:06:58from a fantasy
01:07:01did you
01:07:02think of chasing
01:07:04after me
01:07:05like
01:07:06something
01:07:07from a movie
01:07:08scene
01:07:09never know
01:07:10I'm confused
01:07:11why are you
01:07:12as a model?
01:07:13I just wanted
01:07:14to be close to you
01:07:16and remember
01:07:16you said
01:07:18you like
01:07:19to take
01:07:19pride
01:07:20in your body
01:07:30that was you
01:07:33I'm sorry
01:07:34that I had
01:07:34to lie
01:07:35to get close
01:07:35to you
01:07:36no
01:07:36no
01:07:36I'm
01:07:38I'm actually
01:07:39really happy
01:07:39with you
01:07:40all
01:08:03look who it is
01:08:06sexy lingerie
01:08:07model
01:08:08watch your
01:08:09fucking mouth
01:08:10when you talk
01:08:10to her
01:08:10Fred
01:08:11I'm talking
01:08:12about you
01:08:12Arlen
01:08:14now the whole
01:08:15school knows
01:08:16that Mr. Perfect
01:08:17Law student
01:08:19is posing
01:08:20half naked
01:08:23not so high
01:08:23mighty anymore
01:08:26wait
01:08:26that's Arlen's
01:08:27body
01:08:28oh my god
01:08:29it's amazing
01:08:29Mr. Math
01:08:31that's so hot
01:08:33what
01:08:34sorry to disappoint
01:08:35you again
01:08:36Fred
01:08:38you hear this
01:08:38all out of your
01:08:39mind
01:08:44Gina
01:08:45Gina
01:08:57I sent you
01:08:58to law school
01:08:59and this is how
01:09:00you repay me
01:09:01strutting around
01:09:02half naked
01:09:02like some model
01:09:03do you have
01:09:04any idea
01:09:05what this is going
01:09:06to do to your
01:09:06political
01:09:07okay wait a minute
01:09:08there is no place
01:09:09for you to speak
01:09:10you're his mother
01:09:11shouldn't you
01:09:12respect his freedom
01:09:15freedom exists
01:09:16because rules exist
01:09:17and I just happen
01:09:19to be the one
01:09:19who writes them
01:09:22handle this yourself
01:09:24don't you dare
01:09:25tell me
01:09:26you're my son
01:09:33Kate are you okay
01:09:35yeah
01:09:36yeah
01:09:37thank you
01:09:39nobody's ever stood
01:09:40up for me like that
01:09:41I'll always be by your side
01:09:42so now you want Arlo
01:09:44weren't you just
01:09:45shoving Curla
01:09:46towards him the other day
01:09:46I'll explain everything
01:09:48and I'll apologize to Curla
01:09:49she's been heartbroken
01:09:51and hitting the sunset bar
01:09:52every night
01:09:52wait
01:09:53the sunset bar
01:09:55isn't that where all
01:09:56these girls were
01:09:56being attacked
01:10:01the guy targeting
01:10:02female students
01:10:03always strikes
01:10:04when they're alone
01:10:04tonight
01:10:05I'm gonna catch him
01:10:07myself
01:10:32I need all this help
01:10:33right now
01:10:42where'd they go
01:10:53creep
01:10:54I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:02I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:04I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:15I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:16I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:16I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:16I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:16I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:17I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:17I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:17I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:17I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:18I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:21I knew you'd take the bait
01:11:27Hey! Get her out of here now, bastard!
01:11:34Get her out of here now, bastard!
01:11:47Just stay here, okay?
01:11:50You should be safe.
01:11:55Yeah.
01:12:06Something to do with, yeah?
01:12:08No. What the hell?
01:12:10Is he a brilliant killer?
01:12:12Was all that tenderness just an act?
01:12:24Are you okay?
01:12:24Yeah.
01:12:25Don't worry about it.
01:12:26Let's get her to the hospital.
01:12:37Is Carla okay?
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39She's in the hospital.
01:12:40She's gonna be fine.
01:12:45So, I have to ask you something.
01:12:47Yeah, sure.
01:12:49You handle Tom, right?
01:12:55Yeah. Why?
01:12:57Okay, so...
01:12:59You're a murderer.
01:13:07Hey, Tom.
01:13:08Hey, Arlen.
01:13:09Long time no see.
01:13:10How've you been?
01:13:12Great.
01:13:13Thanks again for helping pay off my debt and covering my hospital bills.
01:13:17I'm feeling better and should be back next semester.
01:13:20Yeah.
01:13:20We miss you.
01:13:21We're looking forward to it.
01:13:25Soap.
01:13:26Soap.
01:13:26I handled...
01:13:27I thought...
01:13:28You thought I murdered Tom.
01:13:30I'm sorry.
01:13:32I just kept it a secret so my mom wouldn't find out.
01:13:37Okay.
01:13:38So then...
01:13:39My boyfriend's...
01:13:40Basically a superhero.
01:13:42Basically.
01:13:46Wendy.
01:13:47The police just called Perla in.
01:13:49What?
01:13:57Why are they suing Perla?
01:14:02The thug is...
01:14:04Countersuing her.
01:14:05Says that she seduced him and falsely accused him of drugging her.
01:14:08Son of a bitch.
01:14:09It was him.
01:14:12The cops are moving way too fast.
01:14:14There's no way this was like some last minute decision.
01:14:17I just heard.
01:14:18They're hiring a top tier lawyer.
01:14:19And the countersued.
01:14:22They are on you.
01:14:23We need to get out of there.
01:14:25We don't even know where this mystery lawyer is.
01:14:27I pray he's never lost a case.
01:14:29Then we have to find the key evidence.
01:14:31Fast.
01:14:31Fred.
01:14:32Call me socials.
01:14:33Anything sketchy.
01:14:33Use it.
01:14:34Casey Jane.
01:14:35Figure out any witnesses from that night.
01:14:37And figure out what his lawyer is.
01:14:38This could get messy.
01:14:40That lawyer has serious backing.
01:14:42I don't care.
01:14:43Perla's our friend.
01:14:46Okay.
01:14:46She can't base this on her own.
01:15:00Damn it.
01:15:02The idiot erased all the footage.
01:15:04How the hell am I gonna prove that he drugged her?
01:15:08Hey.
01:15:09We'll figure it out.
01:15:11Don't catch a cold.
01:15:15Thanks.
01:15:24Hey!
01:15:25Let's get a look at the hold.
01:15:28Hey!
01:15:36I'm good.
01:15:37Hey!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:38Hey!
01:15:39Hey!
01:15:39I can't leave.
01:15:40I can't leave.
01:15:43Haha!
01:15:51Sorry, did I have a cue?
01:15:52No, no, it's okay.
01:15:54I just don't feel anything with you.
01:15:57I haven't even needed my insulin meds.
01:16:02Wait.
01:16:03Wait.
01:16:05The chemical compound in the meds.
01:16:20The opposing lawyer has a spotless record.
01:16:23And we don't even know who he is yet.
01:16:24We're just law students, and he's a legend.
01:16:26This isn't even a fair fight.
01:16:34Professor Zak.
01:16:35Thank God he's here.
01:16:36Now Arlen's got backup.
01:16:43Wait.
01:16:44What?
01:16:44Professor Zak's on their side.
01:16:51Professor?
01:16:53Why are you defending him?
01:16:54He's a criminal.
01:16:56I'm the plaintiff.
01:16:57You're the one standing trial.
01:16:59You know, it's just as I thought.
01:17:01You're still just law students.
01:17:03You don't know anything.
01:17:04And you're exceptionally naive, Parla.
01:17:07The law isn't about what's right or wrong.
01:17:10It's only about whoever can create the most compelling,
01:17:13strongest argument.
01:17:14There.
01:17:15Free lesson for you today.
01:17:17So you're the undefeated legend.
01:17:24Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, Professor Zak,
01:17:27but you will lose today.
01:17:29And I will see you behind bars.
01:17:31Good.
01:17:32I'm looking forward to it.
01:17:38Prosecution, you may proceed.
01:17:41Before I begin, Your Honor, I have a question for the defendant.
01:17:48You're all just law students, correct?
01:17:52None of you are licensed to actually defend a case like this?
01:17:57Are you?
01:17:59No.
01:18:00Your Honor, in order to appear in court,
01:18:03one must have a certified lawyer present.
01:18:06Seems that no one in town would dare represent you.
01:18:09Who says no one will?
01:18:18Now you'll finally have a worthy opponent.
01:18:22No one can say that legendary Professor Zak
01:18:26only bullies students to feel relevant.
01:18:30Very well.
01:18:31You and I, equal footing.
01:18:33Attorney Martin.
01:18:38I'm here to support my son.
01:18:40You better win this case.
01:18:42You don't want to get there.
01:18:44I won't.
01:18:50She came on to me.
01:18:52What's interesting is that she was wearing a crop top and a mini skirt.
01:18:57And she approached my client at the bar.
01:18:59She was clearly trying to seduce him.
01:19:01I thought you'd try this, Zak.
01:19:06According to Section 34 of the Women's Rights Act,
01:19:10questioning attire constitutes secondary trauma.
01:19:15Your Honor, this is a mockery of the court.
01:19:18On the contrary.
01:19:20What we wear does not define our intentions.
01:19:23Law students have every right to wear what they want,
01:19:27freely and unapologetically.
01:19:29Okay, then let's hear the details.
01:19:31How exactly did he drug her?
01:19:33Hmm?
01:19:34Where is your evidence?
01:19:37I mean, you don't even have so much as a witness, do you?
01:19:43No.
01:19:44No, I guess not.
01:19:46Actually, I have the evidence.
01:19:52Actually, I have the evidence.
01:19:58Toxicology confirmed that the drink Perla consumed was laced with a rare drug.
01:20:04And this drug can only be produced in our university's laboratory.
01:20:09Guess which name I found on the lab reports.
01:20:12The only name on the lab reports.
01:20:16Professor Zak, would you like to explain why you requested this same drug repeatedly over the last six months?
01:20:24Insomnia, Your Honor, it has nothing to do with this case.
01:20:29Then explain this.
01:20:38Security footage of you meeting with this man multiple times behind the bar, the same man that drugged Perla.
01:20:46Your Honor, this is taken out of context.
01:20:49Save it.
01:20:50The truth is obvious.
01:20:59In light of the evidence and testimonies presented, this court finds the defendant not guilty.
01:21:07The plaintiff will face a retrial for criminal charges.
01:21:16I don't think that you've won, Wendy.
01:21:18You are nothing but a covergirl with a pretty little face.
01:21:21And I'm going to personally see to it that none but you, nor any of your little paralegal friends over
01:21:26here, have any work in the country.
01:21:28It's funny.
01:21:29Because you know, the ones that shouldn't be allowed here are the unprofessionals that treat the court like a hunting
01:21:34ground.
01:21:35Weren't you the one that taught us, law is about fairness?
01:21:59A year ago, someone told me a model doesn't belong in a courtroom.
01:22:04But the law isn't meant to confine us.
01:22:06It's meant to set us free.
01:22:08It gives us the right to be exactly who we are.
01:22:18Congratulations.
01:22:20But I wouldn't plan a party just yet.
01:22:28This is, this is the top litigation firm in the country.
01:22:33They specifically asked for the girl who tore her shirt open in court.
01:22:49You know, I never gave you a proper confession.
01:22:53It's funny.
01:22:56I still owe you a proposal.
01:23:02Wendy Taylor, will you stand by me side by side while we fight every justice that we encounter?
01:23:11A job where I can fight for justice and a partner I'd break in and rule for.
01:23:15Amen.
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