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Full Episode of Swapped Bodies with My Secret Crush
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00:00:01Bolt.
00:00:02This experiment needs to be perfect.
00:00:06What you should be worried about, Denise, is who's taking you to prom.
00:00:09That's tomorrow night, just in case you forgot.
00:00:11Let me use this amulet to manifest the perfect man.
00:00:16Those crystals are ridiculous.
00:00:30Listen up, I got something to say.
00:00:32It worked!
00:00:33Well, well.
00:00:34If it isn't dorky, Denise, and your little science projects.
00:00:38Oh, make yourself useful. Hold this.
00:00:43Nope. No, that wasn't it.
00:00:46How are you?
00:00:51Ah, got him again.
00:00:53It's too easy.
00:00:54Look, the pool's closed today, okay?
00:00:55So we gotta use the gym for some dry land drills?
00:00:57Tomorrow is swim team captain trials, and I gotta be in tip-top shape.
00:01:00So?
00:01:01Can't get any of your nerd on me.
00:01:03You know what I mean?
00:01:03So?
00:01:04You two should make like a tree and get out of here.
00:01:07All muscle, no brains.
00:01:09What'd you say to him?
00:01:10Look, Billy, the science lab's leaking, so we need to be in here.
00:01:13Do I look like I can?
00:01:14Is that alien vomit?
00:01:17Hey, hey, hey!
00:01:18Don't touch that! It's a very delicate compound!
00:01:20No, it's so delicate!
00:01:21You're kidding, you should hand it over to me, guys.
00:01:22Can we seriously get your beautiful manly hand off of that?
00:01:25Well, now the gym is actually mine, Denise!
00:01:26No, it's my lab!
00:01:28Fine, have it!
00:01:29Ah!
00:01:30Oh!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:37Oh!
00:01:38Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:39Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:40Oh!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:43Oh!
00:01:45Oh!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:50Oh!
00:01:51Oh my god, Denise!
00:01:52I told you, you can't get any of your nerd on me!
00:01:55Oh, you're so gonna regret this.
00:01:56Hey, relax, guys.
00:01:58Mercury's in retrograde and it's making us act like a bunch of deranged flamingos.
00:02:01Fine.
00:02:03But I'm gonna remember this.
00:02:04I'm such a jerk!
00:02:06Oh, you're such a jerk!
00:02:07Oh!
00:02:08Bye Denise!
00:02:10The only reason you make so much fun of her is because you were obviously in love with her.
00:02:16Denise!
00:02:17She wishes.
00:02:18Denise, wait!
00:02:22Bro, I got it all on my camera.
00:02:24No, wait, let me see.
00:02:25My left foot!
00:02:26Ow!
00:02:27Oh, snap!
00:02:27Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
00:02:30That's so bad.
00:02:31Oh my, oh, this is embarrassing, man.
00:02:32She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
00:02:37I was looking for you all day.
00:02:39You okay?
00:02:40I'm effing humiliated.
00:02:42No one likes me.
00:02:43That's not true, Denise.
00:02:44I like you.
00:02:45You don't get it.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're handsome, you're cool, you've been at school for like six years.
00:02:51Everyone likes you.
00:02:52It's been seven years, but I'm cool as shit, but that's because I'm gay, that's why.
00:02:57I just wish I was someone else.
00:02:59Oh, Denise!
00:03:01Hey, peace out, Denise.
00:03:06I can fix this.
00:03:08I can fix this.
00:03:10I can fix this.
00:03:20Fuck.
00:03:22Incoming!
00:03:27Paris!
00:03:28Lights out!
00:03:30Denise!
00:03:32I'm about to make all your wishes come true.
00:03:35I wish I wasn't such a nerd.
00:03:37I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:03:59I'm so glad I'm not a nerd.
00:04:25Oh my God!
00:04:28I'm a woman.
00:04:29Oh my God!
00:04:33No, no, no, no, no.
00:04:35This one!
00:04:36We're to our bodies, we're building!
00:04:37Oh my god, it's the knees!
00:04:38Oh my god!
00:05:08what the hell did you do to me me i didn't do anything in fact i think that this is
00:05:13all your
00:05:14fault you need to change me back right now i don't think i can live the rest of my life
00:05:18with these
00:05:18things okay what did you where did you even dig up those heels those are my grandma's i think they're
00:05:25cute cute they're so tall i've never worn those a day in my life if i want to go to
00:05:30the beach naked
00:05:31it's my life hundred percent why are you dressed like it's halloween maybe i kiss the ring back to
00:05:44your senses um hold that thought we need to talk like right now
00:05:57did my own boyfriend just refuse to kiss me he's always such a hard dog maybe he got neutered
00:06:06you're changing us back right now okay don't panic it's obviously just an electrical transference of
00:06:11quantum god speak english okay something obviously happened that slammed us out of our bodies and
00:06:16into each other's okay so we need to slam ourselves back together hypothetically speaking yes but how
00:06:20like this oh yeah oh no oh fire fire fire fire fire
00:06:41the door's locked oh my god we're gonna die in here oh my god stop being such a drama queen
00:06:47it's literally
00:06:47just the problem it's not it's gonna burn the whole school down we're gonna die in here oh my god
00:06:52oh my god this is unbelievable mr miller miss wiener my office now
00:07:36i've heard about the trouble you two been causing for the last few days it's his fault it's her fault
00:07:41excuse me nothing nothing now since you two single-handedly destroyed the prom
00:07:47you're gonna redecorate it i hate the prom decorating's like girl stuff which i love to do
00:07:54because i am a girl if you two don't do as i say and spend all day long fixing the
00:08:01prom
00:08:01you will be expelled i can't do that today okay i have a science test that's worth half of my
00:08:06grade
00:08:06i have swim trials after school to find out who becomes swim team captain i mean denise does
00:08:11i don't know what's wrong with you two and i really don't care but if i see you separated for
00:08:16anything other than class and to fix the prom you are out of my school got it
00:08:24i asked you two a question yes yes principal rainmaker good now shake hands for the start of a
00:08:32beautiful new relationship shake hands now get out of my office now
00:09:04you did this on purpose you just know i'm uber popular and you're so uncool oh well if i had
00:09:09the
00:09:10power to do that then i would use it for something better than you you need to put us back
00:09:14together
00:09:14oh my god you're right we need glue we need glue
00:09:24okay um yeah no not that type of glue i'm talking about a quantum glue a transference of matter that'll
00:09:30generate stop speaking nerder knees um if we were to hug then our brains might release oxytocin which
00:09:38is the bonding chemical and that could reset our energy fields you want me to hug you for scientific
00:09:43purposes only don't get too excited i'm sure you're the excited one i know your voice had a crush on
00:09:48me
00:09:48okay no i've actually never had a crush on you but i totally do have a crush on him i
00:09:53just can't let him find out
00:09:58okay don't make it weird come here bro i'm gonna i'm gonna approach it and i'm gonna i'm gonna go
00:10:04okay
00:10:05okay nice okay
00:10:23nope i still have the wrong reproductive appendage well clearly he's excited and it's called a dick
00:10:29i'd like to have it back please oh you think i like being stuck with this thing between my legs
00:10:34how do you make it go down i think of dead puppies or miss chadwick the english teacher naked oh
00:10:38oh ew
00:10:42see now don't you have one of those like science experiments that you can change us back swim
00:10:46trails are today and promise tonight and my girlfriend is counting on me to show up as me
00:10:50okay stop yelling at me who else was supposed to yell at any of you i don't know not me
00:10:54oh
00:11:06you hit me i did i'm a girl i'm sorry can i you look okay now who's the bully
00:11:16okay i'm sorry let's just move on from this okay we can worry about trying to swap our bodies back
00:11:22after we finish decorating for the prom seriously i i cannot be expelled fine
00:11:28we'll just start with the palm trees
00:11:44okay palm trees
00:11:51hey what are you doing why are you painting it before i've even cut it out because it's a palm
00:11:55tree so we need to paint it first then we cut it out oh that wasn't clear oh well you
00:11:59weren't clear
00:11:59why am i getting so much backlash why are you offended by everything i just want clear direction
00:12:08that clear enough for you
00:12:15crystal
00:12:40let's
00:12:45Oh no!
00:12:46It's my favorite jersey!
00:12:47Take it off so we can walk it!
00:13:01Enough! Enough!
00:13:02No more games.
00:13:05We gotta...
00:13:06Okay, we gotta finish this up before we get stuck.
00:13:11Be careful, it's a little slippery.
00:13:30You know that chemical reaction you said we need to change back?
00:13:35Maybe it had to be something stronger than a hug.
00:13:39What's stronger than a hug?
00:13:41A kiss.
00:13:43You wanna kiss me?
00:13:44If it'll change its back, it's worth a try.
00:13:48Yeah, I guess that theorem checks out.
00:13:51Okay, so...
00:13:53We'll kiss.
00:13:54Ready?
00:13:56Ready?
00:13:58Set?
00:13:58Set.
00:14:04And here we go.
00:14:23It's not what you think.
00:14:24You're cheating on me with Denise?
00:14:25The human tampon of Hyzer High?
00:14:27You take that back.
00:14:28You're actually defending her?
00:14:31We're done!
00:14:32We're done!
00:14:33Find a new problem date.
00:14:38You got me dumped!
00:14:39Okay, I mean, let's just fix it.
00:14:43Ow!
00:14:44Where are you going?
00:14:45To get my life back.
00:14:47Well, if Principal Raymaker finds out that we're not working together, we're gonna be expelled!
00:14:50No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:58Oh, God!
00:15:05Honey, quit!
00:15:06Don't touch me, you nerd nightmare!
00:15:09Honey, please!
00:15:10This is a huge mistake!
00:15:10Why do you keep calling me honey?
00:15:12Get your paws off me!
00:15:13Drop it in!
00:15:15Say, I'm a whore for homework!
00:15:18Vixen, please just hear me out!
00:15:22Vixen!
00:15:24Vixen!
00:15:24Stop!
00:15:25Vixen!
00:15:26Stop!
00:15:28Stop.
00:15:30You've done enough damage already.
00:15:33Wow.
00:15:34How does it feel to be the nerd?
00:15:38So, you're not into Denise?
00:15:41Get real, Vixen.
00:15:44Do you really think that I would cheat on you with her?
00:15:47Billy!
00:15:47I knew you used to love me!
00:15:49Oh!
00:15:49I'll still go to film with you!
00:15:50No!
00:15:52What?
00:15:53Is my makeup smeared?
00:15:54I know you hate it when I'm not perfect.
00:15:57If I...
00:16:02You know what, Billy?
00:16:04You have bossed everyone around for years.
00:16:08Now you get to know what it's like to be on the other side.
00:16:10You can't just leave me here.
00:16:11We were ordered to work together.
00:16:12Yeah, you had no problem leaving me.
00:16:15Maybe...
00:16:15Yeah.
00:16:17Maybe now you'll appreciate me a little more.
00:16:20Let's go.
00:16:24Just, just, just walk.
00:16:32Hey?
00:16:33Billy, it turns me on when you put other girls in their place.
00:16:35Oh!
00:16:36Wow!
00:16:37That's cool!
00:16:39Um...
00:16:39Hey!
00:16:40Why don't we go to class?
00:16:42Shh!
00:16:44Not until...
00:16:45I think...
00:16:48I really don't think a thank you is necessary, but...
00:16:51Okay!
00:16:52Ah!
00:16:52Here!
00:16:53And you're gonna go right there!
00:16:55Um...
00:16:56What's wrong with you, Billy?
00:16:57Don't be scared!
00:16:58I...
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59Don't feel myself.
00:17:00What's up, brother?
00:17:01Why is it not a...
00:17:08Oh...
00:17:08I, uh...
00:17:10I...
00:17:10What?
00:17:11I...
00:17:12I have to...
00:17:14Fly my kite.
00:17:17What?
00:17:17I'm gonna be back.
00:17:19What is wrong with you?!
00:17:23Why is he running like a girl?
00:17:25Move!
00:17:27Oh!
00:17:27Move, sir.
00:17:32Oh my...
00:17:33Oh!
00:17:33Oh God!
00:17:35Oh!
00:17:35Excuse me!
00:17:36Sorry!
00:17:37Stupid button!
00:17:38Excuse me!
00:17:38Excuse me!
00:17:39Sorry!
00:17:40Sorry!
00:17:40I need your help!
00:17:41Please!
00:17:42Help with what?
00:17:43Beating up freshmen?
00:17:44Bullying's so pre-pandemic, Billy!
00:17:45No!
00:17:45Billy and I have to decorate for the prom or I'm gonna get expelled!
00:17:48But you are Billy!
00:17:49No!
00:17:50No!
00:17:51No!
00:17:51No!
00:17:51I'm Denise!
00:17:55Curious!
00:17:56Billy and I...
00:17:58We swapped bodies last night!
00:18:03Billy, I was willing to listen to you, but instead you come to me lying with this ridiculous
00:18:07story!
00:18:14I'm being furious!
00:18:17Okay, Vixen literally just tried to make out with me!
00:18:19I've only been a guy for like two hours and I'm already a complaint!
00:18:22Holy slut!
00:18:23Of course Vixen tried to make out with you!
00:18:25She's your girlfriend, remember?
00:18:27But you're not listening to me, okay?
00:18:29I still can't believe I woke up with this thing between my legs!
00:18:34Oh, in all seriousness though, like how do you pee without accidentally hosing yourself in the face?
00:18:37Because I cannot figure it out!
00:18:39It's a little early to be talking about penile control with you, okay?
00:18:41Okay, look, look, look, look, look, okay, maybe, maybe...
00:18:45If I just show you it, like you can help me figure this thing out because I do not know
00:18:48how it works!
00:18:48Oh my God!
00:18:49Oh my God!
00:18:53Don't have any of the pudding, it's bad.
00:18:57So...
00:18:58Are you kidding me?
00:18:59Bull!
00:19:00God!
00:19:01Sorry!
00:19:03Why would you hit me?
00:19:05Nice try, but I'm not falling for the look at your drunk prank you pulled on me in eighth grade.
00:19:10What?
00:19:11I didn't know that Billy bullied you?
00:19:15Stop pretending you're Denise.
00:19:18Actually...
00:19:19He's not pretending.
00:19:21Or...
00:19:22She's not pretending.
00:19:25And...
00:19:25Yes.
00:19:26You're right.
00:19:27I did bully you.
00:19:28A lot, actually.
00:19:30And I'm sorry.
00:19:31Wait, wait, what?
00:19:32It's all true.
00:19:33We swapped bodies.
00:19:35And this happened last night.
00:19:36When I woke up, I had these!
00:19:40This is Bishan.
00:19:41I mean, oh my God, like, I knew I had sick powers, but I didn't know I could do something
00:19:43like this.
00:19:44This is so badass.
00:19:45This is, this is epic.
00:19:46This is...
00:19:47Wait, I did...
00:19:48I did what?
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:53Oh my God, buddy.
00:19:54Easy, buddy.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:55Just breathe.
00:19:56Oh my God.
00:19:57Maybe he has, like, low blood sugar or something.
00:19:59Should we get him a cookie?
00:20:00No, juice is better.
00:20:01Juice is better.
00:20:02Juice is better.
00:20:04Excuse me.
00:20:04Borrowing that.
00:20:05Oh my God.
00:20:06I got your juice.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:07Here you go.
00:20:08Here comes the juice.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:10Open up.
00:20:11Open up.
00:20:11There it is.
00:20:12You guys are cute.
00:20:13I'm not a diabetic.
00:20:14I'm just in shock, you weirdos.
00:20:17Bolt, what did you mean by, oh no, what did I do?
00:20:21I maybe made a little wish upon a star?
00:20:24And, uh, this amulet?
00:20:31What kind of wish?
00:20:35A wish that would help all Denise's wishes come true.
00:20:37If you don't unwish this wish right now, I am going to rearrange your face!
00:20:43We are serious, Bolt.
00:20:45Okay?
00:20:46You're our only hope here.
00:20:48I mean, this is crazy.
00:20:49I'm like the real Harry Potter just with abs.
00:20:52Magic isn't real.
00:20:53How dare you?
00:20:54Science was actually mistaken for magic for, like, centuries.
00:20:56So, um, yeah.
00:20:57Actually, it is a possibility.
00:20:59Damn right it is.
00:21:00You know what?
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:01I can fix this.
00:21:02We just need ingredients.
00:21:05He's serious, isn't he?
00:21:06You got a better idea?
00:21:09Let's go.
00:21:12I'm gonna need a silver fork for focus.
00:21:14Here's my guess.
00:21:15Hot sauce for passion.
00:21:16Is he a hot dog?
00:21:20Oatmeal for balance.
00:21:22And, uh, pancakes.
00:21:23He said, help me, pancakes.
00:21:24We need pancakes for protection.
00:21:27Alright, hold on, you two.
00:21:29Cause I'm about to put you back where you truly belong.
00:21:32Hot dog-us, pancake-us, ketchup-us, mustard-us.
00:21:36Sugar, we're going down, down, down.
00:21:38By the power of carbs and chaos,
00:21:40but turn these souls to their natural vessels.
00:21:43It's working!
00:21:46It's working!
00:21:52I'm doing magic!
00:21:54It's working!
00:22:07This doesn't look like decorating to me.
00:22:09You have ten seconds to explain yourself, or this will be your last thing at House of High.
00:22:14What?
00:22:14Principal Rainmaker, it's a total misunderstanding.
00:22:16Boat, I didn't know you'd be here.
00:22:18Well, I am.
00:22:19And I'm a sorcerer.
00:22:21You see all the wind I created?
00:22:22First off, you don't lost your rabid-ass mind.
00:22:25Get off my table!
00:22:25And the ventilation system is being reinstalled.
00:22:28That is the A.C.
00:22:29Oh.
00:22:31So I can't do magic, I hear all.
00:22:33Principal Rainmaker, um, we actually were decorating for prom.
00:22:38We, we just expanded our team.
00:22:40To include Bolt for his, uh, his styling expertise, of course.
00:22:48Delegation.
00:22:48Mm-hmm.
00:22:49Good.
00:22:49Keep it up.
00:22:52Or else.
00:22:58So that spell you did was fake?
00:23:00I swear, I thought it was working.
00:23:01I mean, maybe we shouldn't use culinary products next time.
00:23:04Okay.
00:23:05Both?
00:23:06You have to switch us back.
00:23:09Uh-oh.
00:23:11Uh-oh, what do you mean, uh-oh?
00:23:13I feel something weird.
00:23:14Down here.
00:23:16Oh, no.
00:23:17Oh, no.
00:23:18Oh, no.
00:23:18I think-
00:23:19Oh, no!
00:23:20I think I'm about to have my-
00:23:22I'm about to have your technically mine, but it's in your-
00:23:24I'm about to have-
00:23:25Oh, my God.
00:23:26No!
00:23:28Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman.
00:23:36Okay, relax.
00:23:37Relax.
00:23:38It's not my time of the month, so you probably just have to pee.
00:23:41I haven't done that yet.
00:23:43You haven't peed all day?
00:23:44I wanted to be respectful and not look at you down there.
00:23:47Oh, well, that's kind of sweet.
00:23:50Um, well, there's a bathroom down the hall that you can use if you want to.
00:23:54Um, I would go.
00:23:56And we'll meet up after class.
00:23:57All this sitting down.
00:23:59How do you girls do it?
00:24:03I'd be sitting down sometimes.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:05Ooh.
00:24:15Well, wow.
00:24:16Look who it is.
00:24:17A piece of shit coming in to take a shit.
00:24:20Sorry to-
00:24:21To bother you, I just-
00:24:23I just need to use the bathroom.
00:24:24I don't remember-
00:24:27You're not going anywhere.
00:24:29Please let me go.
00:24:30If you need to pee, pee.
00:24:33Or is it that time of the month?
00:24:34Need a tampon?
00:24:37Jesus.
00:24:37Maybe you need another one.
00:24:42Hey, girls.
00:24:43Vixen, I know you're nice.
00:24:45I am nice.
00:24:45To people I like.
00:24:48Trying to steal my boyfriend?
00:24:55This will teach you to mess with my man.
00:24:57You science for a psycho.
00:25:02I think you need a few more.
00:25:06We gotta get to class.
00:25:08One sec.
00:25:11And you won't walk out of here alive.
00:25:27Oh my-
00:25:28Gee-
00:25:29Billy, what are you doing?
00:25:32Oh my god, what the hell happened to me?
00:25:34My girlfriend just beat the crap out of me
00:25:37because she thought I was you
00:25:38trying to steal you from me
00:25:41for her for you!
00:25:43No!
00:25:45What?
00:25:46Vixen actually bullied me.
00:25:47Obviously.
00:25:48She always bullies me.
00:25:49I'm sorry she always bullies you,
00:25:50but please help me.
00:25:52I couldn't go to class.
00:25:53You skipped my math class?
00:25:54You don't expect me to walk into class
00:25:55looking like this.
00:25:56Maybe it's time for you to get
00:25:57a little bit of payback.
00:25:58If you don't help me
00:25:59and drop this attitude,
00:26:02I'll drop this blouse.
00:26:05What?
00:26:05I'll go streaking across campus
00:26:07and then we'll see if the stripper
00:26:08of Heiser High gets into college.
00:26:11You wouldn't.
00:26:17One.
00:26:19You're bluffing.
00:26:20Two.
00:26:22Billy, think about this, okay?
00:26:23You don't actually want to do this, Billy.
00:26:24Three.
00:26:25You don't-
00:26:25Oh my god, no!
00:26:27No, no, no!
00:26:27Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:28Stop!
00:26:29Okay?
00:26:29You win.
00:26:30Okay?
00:26:31I will help you.
00:26:32Let's just...
00:26:32Let's get you away from everybody
00:26:35and speed back up.
00:26:36Thank you so much.
00:26:39Out of your mind, Billy.
00:26:41Look, I didn't know
00:26:42how mean my friends could be
00:26:44until I was on the other side of it.
00:26:48I'm sorry.
00:26:50Whatever.
00:26:52Let's just...
00:26:52maybe go decorate for the prom, I guess.
00:26:54One more condition.
00:26:55Come back.
00:26:57Stop acting like grades are all you got, man.
00:27:00Grades are all that I've got.
00:27:01You could be anything you want to be.
00:27:03Prom queen, student council, literally anything.
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:08Sure.
00:27:09Maybe in an alternate dimension.
00:27:10We are in an alternate dimension.
00:27:12Look, you got brains and beauty.
00:27:14Something Vixen and all the other girls are so jealous of.
00:27:17Yeah, they're actually jealous of me?
00:27:19Yes!
00:27:20I mean...
00:27:21Why have you been hiding this body?
00:27:23God.
00:27:24Yeah?
00:27:25Okay, well, it's not like I'm hiding something.
00:27:27See this?
00:27:29Yes, you have.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32Come on, feel it.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Oh my god, no!
00:27:34That kind of touching is totally inappropriate.
00:27:36Bro, it's literally your body I'm trying to get you to appreciate.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:44I just...
00:27:45I guess I've never, like, saw myself as...
00:27:49Sexy?
00:27:51It's just not respectable to be valued only for your looks.
00:27:54Okay, real beauty, it's on the inside.
00:27:57Stop being such a prude and go with it.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:08Okay.
00:28:10Okay, I guess I am kind of fat.
00:28:12You're gorgeous.
00:28:14Looking this good isn't vanity.
00:28:16It's power.
00:28:19Maybe I could show you how to use it.
00:28:31Excuse me!
00:28:33What in the 50 shades of grey is going on here?
00:28:36We're just doing...
00:28:37An anatomy lesson.
00:28:39Yeah I was wondering where my kidneys were...
00:28:41I think they're in here, right?
00:28:42Yep, right there.
00:28:43Perfect, thanks for the lesson.
00:28:45My spell really did work.
00:28:46You two really are falling in love.
00:28:49No, we're not.
00:28:50No, we're not.
00:28:51Sure.
00:28:53Then why are you playing doctor on the football field?
00:28:55And why is Denise so...
00:28:58busted?
00:28:59My girlfriend just beat the shit out of me.
00:29:03Please tell me a better clothes for me to change into.
00:29:05Did you check the lost and found?
00:29:06There's some pretty good shit in there.
00:29:09I can glam you two up later.
00:29:11Thanks, Paul.
00:29:12Oh, and one small detail to add some more pressure to your day.
00:29:16We have our driving test after school.
00:29:18In the back parking lot, during a study break.
00:29:21Oh, good luck.
00:29:23Driving test?
00:29:25I can't drive!
00:29:31What?
00:29:36Welcome back, welcome back.
00:29:38My hips were ever sad.
00:29:40I don't need a match.
00:29:41I don't need a lighter, but we gon' fight ya.
00:29:43That's a fact.
00:29:44Ah!
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:52Ha!
00:29:53That awesome found box really saved the day, huh?
00:29:55Ow!
00:29:58I look amazing, don't I?
00:29:59Yeah, the category's called Britney Bitch.
00:30:12This is a bad idea.
00:30:14People drive cars every day.
00:30:16Get in.
00:30:17It's not that difficult.
00:30:20Bull, get in.
00:30:21No, no, no, no.
00:30:21I'm not dying today.
00:30:22Bull, come on.
00:30:23I need you just in case he kills us.
00:30:26Yeah, I took driver's ed with Billy before.
00:30:28And the instructor, he's still in therapy.
00:30:31Get your pretty boy butt in the car and strap yourself in.
00:30:48I can't do this.
00:30:49Billy, Billy, Billy!
00:30:50Get back here.
00:30:55Both right, I suck.
00:30:56If you're seriously sorry about all of the bullying you've done over these years,
00:30:59then you will do this for me.
00:31:00I cannot drive to school in my mom's station wagon for another year.
00:31:04Everyone already thinks I'm a big enough nerd as it is.
00:31:06God, you're not a nerd.
00:31:08You're actually kind of cool.
00:31:10I am.
00:31:11Let's go to your cream pies.
00:31:12Put the car in drive before I throw up.
00:31:20So this is how I died today.
00:31:21My dad's convertible was shit upholstery.
00:31:23Shut up!
00:31:24Not used to this car yet.
00:31:44Yep, we're clear.
00:31:45It's all clear.
00:31:46Okay?
00:31:47Let's move out.
00:31:49Gently.
00:31:51Okay.
00:32:03My grandma drives faster than this.
00:32:05And she's dead.
00:32:14Why did we stop?
00:32:15The car was parking.
00:32:17Because we're in a parking lot!
00:32:19Okay, do you see that?
00:32:20That right there?
00:32:21That spot.
00:32:21Yeah?
00:32:22Go parking.
00:32:24Parallel parking?
00:32:25What the fuck know?
00:32:26That's my weak spot, man.
00:32:29Listen to him.
00:32:32You've got this.
00:32:34My faith in you.
00:32:46Billy, stop!
00:32:47Billy, stop!
00:32:47Stop!
00:32:48Stop!
00:32:52Okay.
00:32:54I think that's enough driving lessons for today.
00:32:57Dear diary,
00:32:58today I almost died from vehicular manslaughter.
00:33:00You tried your best, Billy.
00:33:03That's all that matters.
00:33:04You're not disappointed in me?
00:33:07No.
00:33:09No.
00:33:10You're okay at my book.
00:33:12I'll repay you for this.
00:33:17No one's ever going to bully you again.
00:33:23I'm going to run for prom queen.
00:33:25Oh, and you're going to win.
00:33:29What?
00:33:29No.
00:33:30Billy, no!
00:33:31You're all good, today!
00:33:32No!
00:33:32No!
00:33:33Billy, you can't do this!
00:33:34Billy!
00:33:36Today's winner for prom queen!
00:33:38Woo!
00:33:39I like that he's pushing you out of your comfort zone.
00:33:41But he's trying to turn me into somebody that I'm not.
00:33:43Someone that's confident, attractive,
00:33:46someone who's actually trying to have fun.
00:33:48Tragic.
00:33:48Are you actually taking Billy's side right now?
00:33:50What's the worst that's going to happen?
00:33:52I lose.
00:33:53Everybody hates me.
00:33:54Sweetheart.
00:33:55Besides me, everyone already does hate you.
00:33:57Oh, thanks.
00:33:58All right, come on.
00:33:59We've got to get to class.
00:34:00Lucky for you, it's with me.
00:34:02What?
00:34:03What class, Trig?
00:34:05History.
00:34:05No, it's my favorite one of the day.
00:34:08B.
00:34:09You ever take a shower with a group of boys?
00:34:12It's fun.
00:34:13You're going to love it.
00:34:14I'll see you there.
00:34:31Hey, what's up?
00:34:33Kenny!
00:34:34Hey, we should play a game called find each other's locker.
00:34:39I found yours.
00:34:40Here's mine.
00:34:40We do not have time for 25 minutes.
00:34:43Come on, get your act together.
00:34:46Thanks, Kenny.
00:34:47Nailed it.
00:34:48I cannot stop itching.
00:34:50Look at this.
00:34:52Oh!
00:34:53It's plastic.
00:34:54Fungal overgrowth of the inguinal region.
00:34:58Um, tinea curis.
00:35:01Tinea who?
00:35:03Jock itch.
00:35:04Okay?
00:35:04You need antifungal cream everywhere.
00:35:08Like, now.
00:35:10Okay?
00:35:11When did you get so smart?
00:35:13It's almost like you got another brain.
00:35:15Dino!
00:35:16Yeah!
00:35:17Yeah!
00:35:18You're welcome, Kenny.
00:35:20Thanks, man.
00:35:23Ladies, this is P.E. not home ec.
00:35:26I want those clothes off, those speedos on, and your grizzly butts in that pool in, uh, one minute.
00:35:34Miller!
00:35:35Swim trials on the day.
00:35:37I want you to be the new team captain.
00:35:41Yeah, Miller!
00:35:42Yeah!
00:35:43Yeah!
00:35:44Go, Miller!
00:35:45Let's go, Billy!
00:35:46Mmm, you got it, Coach.
00:35:48Woo!
00:35:49All right, guys, coming in bananas on, uh, three, eh?
00:35:51Yeah, yeah.
00:35:52All right.
00:35:53One, two, three.
00:35:54Bananas!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:55Go!
00:35:56Yes!
00:35:57Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:35:58Here we go.
00:36:03Go!
00:36:04Oh!
00:36:05I'm at 500.
00:36:06I heard you just need to wait to get it.
00:36:10Here on my PR.
00:36:18Okay, my little mermaids.
00:36:20Let's see if you're as bad as you look.
00:36:23Time to get in the pool.
00:36:25On your mark!
00:36:29Get set.
00:36:37Denise, Denise, Denise, Denise.
00:36:39If you don't practice now, you're going to drown at the trials.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:43Well, please don't make me do this.
00:36:44I, I, I can't, I can't swim.
00:36:46All right, we can think of something else.
00:36:48Really?
00:36:49Nope.
00:36:57Oh, you're the worst.
00:36:59I hate you.
00:37:00Listen, I'm going to hypnotize you, okay?
00:37:02Billy's body is going to be used to the water onto.
00:37:05On two.
00:37:06Into.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08Out two.
00:37:09Into.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:10Out two.
00:37:11There you go.
00:37:12Into.
00:37:13All right, now you're going to swim.
00:37:15Yeah.
00:37:16There you go.
00:37:17I'm good.
00:37:18Now, we're going to get to the end of the pool.
00:37:21It's going to be stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:23Down there?
00:37:24Yes.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:26You got it?
00:37:27You're going to stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:29Okay, glide, kick.
00:37:31All right, give it a run.
00:37:34Stroke, glide, and breathe.
00:37:36I'm good.
00:37:38Kick.
00:37:39Kumbaya, too.
00:37:42I'm swimming!
00:37:44Let's go, Billy!
00:37:45I'm swimming!
00:37:47You got it?
00:37:48Keep it up!
00:37:49It's in two, out two.
00:37:51There you go.
00:37:52Good job!
00:38:01Oh, my God, it's swimming.
00:38:02It broke so fast.
00:38:11A high's or high, bananas!
00:38:14Denise for prom queen.
00:38:17Denise for prom.
00:38:19Happy prom!
00:38:21It's the time I wanted, so I'm happy about it.
00:38:23I'm happy for you.
00:38:24Denise for prom queen.
00:38:26I want to take that.
00:38:29I would never vote for you oh you will unless you want everyone to find out
00:38:36about your little date with the vacuum cleaner
00:38:42welcome weasel it was only once it was only how do you know about that
00:38:47no vote for me no one else will and that goes for the rest of you like Paul and
00:38:58his stepmom picks RJ and his little make-out set with the mascot
00:39:06I'll vote I'll vote thank you thank you one at a time guys oh you're all
00:39:11disgusting I love you
00:39:24Billy's Johnny Billy's Johnny somebody grab a lifesaver I got a coach
00:39:38Billy Billy's Johnny
00:39:41hey are you okay oh my god he's drowning
00:39:43he's got it
00:39:45Billy Billy
00:39:47he's really happy
00:40:00he's alive
00:40:01oh
00:40:02he's alive
00:40:13oh my god
00:40:14oh my god
00:40:17oh my god
00:40:18oh my god
00:40:18oh my god
00:40:19you okay you took a lot in
00:40:21ah
00:40:24ah
00:40:24you saving me?
00:40:26of course
00:40:27I'm not letting either of us drown.
00:40:30Hey!
00:40:33When the tarnation is going on over here, get up.
00:40:36You want an invitation? Get up!
00:40:40Now I want to know, why is Miller not swimming like Miller?
00:40:43And this little girl got in that pool with no swimsuit and no training.
00:40:48Answer me!
00:40:49I can explain. Mercury's in retrograde, so...
00:40:52Bolt, I do not have time for your astrological bullshit right now.
00:40:56But it's true, the gravitational pull is just distorting perception,
00:40:58so it made it look like Denise is actually better than Pilly.
00:41:01I saw these two with my own eyes!
00:41:04But your chart says that you're ruled by Neptune, which is the planet of confusion.
00:41:10You see?
00:41:12You also got a lot of love and desires coming your way, Coach Finlands.
00:41:17Love?
00:41:18Yeah?
00:41:19For me?
00:41:22Aquarius, like rain, like a ray maker.
00:41:24Oh, yes.
00:41:25Me? And her?
00:41:27I have a big bag!
00:41:28That's really straight of you.
00:41:31Alright, you two, meet me in the gym.
00:41:35Now?
00:41:40Hey.
00:41:41Hi, Steve.
00:41:42Um, your clothes should be pretty dry.
00:41:44Now.
00:41:45I'm sorry that you got all wet.
00:41:47I'm sorry I got you in it this mess.
00:41:49It's, it's all good.
00:41:50I mean, I really should learn how to swim, so...
00:41:52Thank you again for saving me.
00:41:54Alright, you two.
00:41:55We got a prom to decorate.
00:41:56I don't want you all to get expelled now.
00:41:58I like you too much.
00:42:02You're alright.
00:42:06He's right.
00:42:07You're actually a lot cooler than I thought you were.
00:42:10Thanks, I think.
00:42:13You're not too bad yourself, you know?
00:42:15You're actually pretty funny.
00:42:16And you're like way smarter than I thought you were.
00:42:19And you're really cute.
00:42:21And like a, like a socially acceptable, like, like in a subjective sort of way.
00:42:26Never mind.
00:42:28No, no, I, I feel the same way.
00:42:33You do.
00:42:35Yeah.
00:42:37I do.
00:42:40Cool.
00:42:45Um.
00:42:47Prom.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:49Prom.
00:42:54Who are you even going with, anyway?
00:42:56I'm, I'm not going, actually.
00:42:59Why not?
00:43:01Do you want to?
00:43:02Honestly, not really.
00:43:04I think I'd rather just stay at home, like watch football or something.
00:43:07No, no, no, I meant, I meant, like, do you want to go to prom with me?
00:43:16Denise, you know I have a girlfriend.
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:19Yes.
00:43:20Yes, I do.
00:43:21Vixen.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24Um.
00:43:25And she's great, by the way.
00:43:27I'm gonna, I'm just gonna meet up with you, and I'm gonna see you soon, okay?
00:43:32We're just gonna, we'll study.
00:43:37Was she serious about asking me to prom?
00:43:39Lucky boy, she's never asked a guy to pass assault, other than prom.
00:43:44Yeah, she was serious.
00:43:48Let's go, Slugger.
00:44:12Vixen, what are you doing?
00:44:13Shh, okay, um, Vic, Vixen, I have, I have class, a pop quiz.
00:44:19The other thing popping out is you.
00:44:21What?
00:44:22Can Vic Billy come out to play?
00:44:25Oh, no, no, no, here.
00:44:29You're so strong.
00:44:30Why are you acting like someone completely different?
00:44:33Uh.
00:44:36Denise?
00:44:41Yeah, what makes you think I'm Denise?
00:44:44I've gone mental.
00:44:45Of course you're not Denise, but she's turned you into this honorable zombie.
00:44:49Okay, I'm just trying to be a little bit more responsible.
00:44:51I don't know what's so strange about that.
00:44:53This flashcard freak is running for prom queen.
00:44:56Yeah, I know she is.
00:44:59I think she has a pretty good shot at winning it, too.
00:45:00Okay, I hope she does.
00:45:01Then I can just pour some more slime on her, just like you did yesterday.
00:45:04You wouldn't dare.
00:45:05You bet your biceps I would.
00:45:07Really, you make me want to be really bad.
00:45:08Oh, okay.
00:45:09Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:45:11That's okay.
00:45:12No, Vixen, I don't want to kiss you.
00:45:14No!
00:45:19Oh, my God, you're in love with that nerd, aren't you?
00:45:23What nerd?
00:45:24Where did you go?
00:45:26The human calculator with the bad haircut.
00:45:28What bad haircut?
00:45:29Oh, God.
00:45:32I hate you, Billion King.
00:45:34Hey, you've been making me love you!
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:43This isn't over.
00:45:45This isn't over by a long shot.
00:45:50What the hell just happened?
00:45:52Girlfriend just broke up with you.
00:45:53Again?
00:45:54This is the second time today.
00:45:56So do you!
00:45:57Okay, well, Billy, you're better off without her.
00:45:59All she does is just make fun of me every day.
00:46:01Everyone makes fun of you.
00:46:02And that's not my fault, is it?
00:46:03Well, maybe you shouldn't play the victim card all the time
00:46:05and people would actually respect you.
00:46:07Fuck you, Billy!
00:46:09Fuck me?
00:46:09Yeah, fuck you!
00:46:10Oh, fuck me!
00:46:12Hides are high, look who just grew a pair of balls!
00:46:15My balls.
00:46:16You know what?
00:46:17After we swap bodies,
00:46:19I never want to see you again.
00:46:22Fine.
00:46:23Fine.
00:46:23Fine!
00:46:24Fine!
00:46:25Fine!
00:46:26Fine.
00:46:30Well, except for in a few hours when we have to study, right?
00:46:37Fine!
00:46:44Okay, yeah, this is sure to be on the exam.
00:46:48Explain electrophilic aromati-
00:46:49Oh, hey, man!
00:46:52Billy, I need you to focus.
00:46:54Okay, you have to pass my exam today.
00:46:55Why would I help you when you just torched my love life?
00:46:59It was an accident, okay?
00:47:01I didn't mean to break up with your stupid girlfriend.
00:47:03Then unbreak up with her.
00:47:04Get Vixen back,
00:47:05or I'm done studying.
00:47:07What are you doing?
00:47:09Mature.
00:47:09Honestly, I think that you're better off without Vixen.
00:47:12She's literally just this, like, crazed,
00:47:14little over-sexed cheerleader
00:47:15who just wants to have premarital intercourse all of the time.
00:47:18Exactly!
00:47:18That's why I'm dating her!
00:47:20Okay, well, the longer that I've gotten to know you,
00:47:23I just, I feel like maybe you deserve a little bit better.
00:47:26Oh, really?
00:47:27Yeah.
00:47:27And who would that be?
00:47:29You?
00:47:33Um, okay.
00:47:36Can we just go over all the condensation again, please?
00:47:39Get my Vixen back,
00:47:41or I'll fail your little test on purpose.
00:47:44Oh, oh, blackmail.
00:47:45Oh, is that what we're doing?
00:47:46We're doing blackmail now?
00:47:47Okay, fine.
00:47:49Excuse me.
00:47:52Denise?
00:47:54Oh, wait, what did I just find?
00:47:57Is this a piece of cheesecake?
00:47:58You love cheesecake, don't you?
00:47:59So yum.
00:48:01Good luck fitting into your Speedo with a gut full of cheesecake.
00:48:06No!
00:48:07I love cheesecake.
00:48:08Cheesecake's my favorite.
00:48:09Okay, yeah.
00:48:09I use cheesecake all day, Billy.
00:48:11You're so funny, Denise.
00:48:13You're so funny!
00:48:15Uh-uh.
00:48:16What's this?
00:48:17Do you see what this is?
00:48:18Don't you dare.
00:48:19Don't you dare.
00:48:19No, glucose kills your short-term memory.
00:48:21You will literally send my brain into a coma.
00:48:26Okay, it is on.
00:48:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:48:42oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:48:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:48:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:48:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:48:58oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:49:08You know, when you're not such a know-it-all all the time, you're actually kind of fun.
00:49:15Careful.
00:49:16That almost sounded like a compliment.
00:49:21We got an emergency!
00:49:24Dixon's going psycho on the quad.
00:49:26What?
00:49:30What is she doing?
00:49:31Vixen's saying even things that make me blush.
00:49:33She's saying you smell like gym socks, you stuff your bra, and you got pool lice.
00:49:37She's trying to ruin your rep so you can't run for prom queen.
00:49:40Yeah, well, when are you going to get it, Billie?
00:49:43Okay, you say that you're so in love with this woman and she's an absolute-
00:49:46A total bitch!
00:49:47And I'm done letting her treat you like shit.
00:49:49X!
00:49:50The skank!
00:49:50Human tampon!
00:49:51Yes, yes, yes.
00:49:52You've seen her around, you've seen her around.
00:49:53Give me an X!
00:49:54Human tampon, you've seen her around.
00:49:56The skank of the school.
00:49:56Vinny and X!
00:49:57Vinny sucks!
00:49:59If you have something you want to say to me, say it to my face.
00:50:01My face should come with a warning label.
00:50:04May cause diarrhea and suicidal thoughts.
00:50:08Your face is proof that evolution has a sense of humor.
00:50:11At least I don't smell like Bath and Body Works and desperation.
00:50:16At least I don't smell like my boyfriend's best friend's dick.
00:50:19Hey!
00:50:20It was only one time on the bus ride back from the Kansas game.
00:50:24Oh my god, you actually cheated?
00:50:29Penny!
00:50:29Promise not to tell anyone!
00:50:30I was bluffing about you and Billie's best friend.
00:50:33I didn't know it was actually true.
00:50:34I can't help it if everybody wants me.
00:50:36Unlike you, who nobody wants.
00:50:39You'll never be me.
00:50:40You're just a nerd with bad hair and no life.
00:50:43You're right.
00:50:44I'll never be you.
00:50:46I'm not an insecure psycho who fantasizes about her own brother.
00:50:50I don't fantasize about my brother!
00:50:52Really, really.
00:50:52Then why do you moan his name every time you and Billie make out?
00:50:59How do you know that?
00:51:01I will get you for this, you bitch!
00:51:13Everyone is first!
00:51:19Luanne!
00:51:19I said I'll get you in those damn vileas!
00:51:22Billie, this is a total misunderstanding.
00:51:24I'm sorry, why are you even talking to me?
00:51:25You dumped me, remember?
00:51:27Only so you'd beg me to take you back.
00:51:28Yeah, well I'm not a dog.
00:51:30And I don't beg.
00:51:32Especially for bitches like you.
00:51:34Let's go.
00:51:50This is pretty amazing.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:54No, this is, this is pretty good.
00:51:58What's really amazing is, is you.
00:52:00I mean, what you did with Vixen, nobody has ever stood up for me like that before.
00:52:04That's because the person who should be standing up for you, is you.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:09Sorry.
00:52:11Watch in my eye.
00:52:13Good news, guys.
00:52:14I think I found a way to switch your bodies back for Billy's swim meet and Denise's big test.
00:52:18Hold that thought.
00:52:19I gotta go past Denise's driving test.
00:52:21But, but you're scared to death of cars.
00:52:24After telling off my bitch of an ex-girlfriend, I'm scared of nothing!
00:52:29I think someone's got a crush on the boy who stole her body.
00:52:32I do not have a crush on the boy who stole my body.
00:52:36What?
00:52:39Okay, yeah.
00:52:40Maybe a, like a little one.
00:52:42Little things have a habit of becoming big things.
00:52:44Just ask the boys on the swim team.
00:52:50Where are you going?
00:52:51The driving test.
00:52:51I love a good car crash.
00:52:53Woo!
00:52:54Let's go!
00:52:56Wiener, you messed up.
00:52:57You won't be driving anything, anytime, anywhere.
00:53:00That means no car, no scooter, not even a shopping cart.
00:53:02You got it?
00:53:09I'll do five bucks.
00:53:10She misses three cones before the first turn.
00:53:15You got this.
00:53:17Okay?
00:53:17Just a couple of turns.
00:53:19It's easy peasy.
00:53:23Saddle up!
00:53:55Thanks.
00:54:03Girlie, are you okay?
00:54:05Yeah, yeah.
00:54:06Great.
00:54:07Goldilocks, it appears to me that you are about three bears short of a bullet forage today,
00:54:10so why don't we just do this another time?
00:54:12But...
00:54:12Uh-uh.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14You fake.
00:54:16Please, coach, just give me another chance.
00:54:18I know I have it in me.
00:54:20One!
00:54:21More try.
00:54:24Put it in!
00:54:25Come on.
00:54:50Final test.
00:54:52Parallel park it.
00:54:54You ace this, you win.
00:54:56Otherwise, I'm in parallel park it's you.
00:55:19Coach.
00:55:21I passed.
00:55:22I pass?
00:55:23You passed.
00:55:25I passed!
00:55:27Woo!
00:55:32I passed!
00:55:42You did it!
00:55:44You did it!
00:55:45You did it!
00:55:46Yes!
00:55:48It works!
00:56:05Something stinks.
00:56:06I had fish sticks for lunch.
00:56:08No, it's that Denise. She's done something to Billy to change him.
00:56:12I mean, Denise is kinda cute ever since she started wearing eyeliner.
00:56:16Rhonda!
00:56:16But you hate her, so I hate her.
00:56:21I still can't believe she's running for prom queen.
00:56:24I can, and we're both voting for her.
00:56:26We are?
00:56:28I mean, we are.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31But why?
00:56:33I like to spell it as a kid.
00:56:34Oh, but we couldn't.
00:56:36Oh, but we could. We just have to get our hands on that slime.
00:56:38Hahahaha!
00:56:41Hahahaha!
00:57:07Hahahaha!
00:57:09Billy it's just us. You're trying to give me a heart attack. No I'm trying to get us
00:57:14not caught okay we're not supposed to be doing this in here. All right guys
00:57:18listen it's almost 313 if we want this spell to work we got to do it right now
00:57:22so come on let's go. Let's go. Come on get comfortable. Come on sit down.
00:57:31Is this supposed to actually work? Sweetheart a year ago I asked my father
00:57:36and to get me a Mustang and Beyonce tickets. Trust. Okay bring your hands
00:57:41together. Let's go on. I'll take you for a mystical roller coaster ride.
00:57:46Ultimate Switch!
00:58:00Did it work? No I still have a penis. And I still don't.
00:58:04Shit! The universe is so fucking rude. Okay well it's official we're never switching back so.
00:58:11Never say never. I'm not giving up on you or us. We'll make this work.
00:58:20So cute.
00:58:26What in the name of Joe Clark is going on in here?
00:58:31Step away from the witchcraft circle and explain yourselves. Now!
00:58:36First of all it's not a witchcraft circle. It's an artisanal manifestation zone. I don't care what it is. Your
00:58:42little extracurricular seance is over.
00:58:45Uh principal Rainmaker we were just we were just wasting precious time. Do you know what time it is Mr.
00:58:51Miller?
00:58:51It's now or another time! You've got twin trials starting in ten minutes.
00:58:56Hey Ms. Weiner? Your science exam is about to begin. We need to go right now.
00:59:01Right but what if we-
00:59:02What? No what ifs? Look just do your best and to me you've already won.
00:59:09You mean it? No more D'lia D'lia! Move!
00:59:17You didn't pay me enough for this!
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:24So the rumor is that now it's a full experiment so just trust your instincts and periodic tables got you.
00:59:33Racing's like solving an equation. One step at a time and focus.
00:59:36Okay, focused. One second at a time, just pause.
00:59:44I'm a bit scared.
00:59:46Me too.
00:59:47But you've got this.
00:59:49You've got this too.
00:59:51Arito! Arito! We love you in your seat-up!
00:59:54What, Aquaman?
00:59:55Time to make a splash.
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57Miss Wiener, your GPA is hanging by a 3 and it's fraying fast.
01:00:09Let's swim, boys!
01:00:10Let's go!
01:00:21On your mark.
01:00:23And your time begins.
01:00:25Get set.
01:00:26Back.
01:00:39Let's go.
01:00:49You could forget MIT.
01:00:52Try beauty school.
01:00:58Holy smokes.
01:01:00All that training down the drain.
01:01:02The Titanic is better in the water than you are today.
01:01:05We're here.
01:01:06We're here.
01:01:06Let's go.
01:01:06coach what's my time the fastest wow yeah i can't lose not like this
01:01:21coach coach let me try again one more time focus miss wiener one mistake and it's all over with
01:01:33one more that's it one more one one one get up yeah get up get up
01:01:48on your mark
01:01:55get set
01:02:11so
01:02:38Miss Wiener, that's genius.
01:02:41A plus work.
01:02:42Always knew you had it, ain't you?
01:02:43No, you didn't.
01:02:44I've been nothing but a jerk to me all day.
01:02:50Miller?
01:02:53You are Heiser High's new swim team captain.
01:02:56Yeah!
01:02:58Let's go!
01:03:11Good job, Billy!
01:03:13Good job, Billy!
01:03:21Okay, how did it go?
01:03:23A plus.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24And how's your dinko?
01:03:25It's from team captain.
01:03:27We did it!
01:03:29I guess we make a pretty good team.
01:03:31Maybe we're more than that.
01:03:42Billy!
01:03:44Congrats!
01:03:44I'm really proud of you.
01:03:48Vixen, you feeling okay?
01:03:50Denise, why keep fighting?
01:03:52We can just be friends.
01:03:53You want to be friends with me.
01:03:55Of course.
01:03:56Why wouldn't I?
01:03:57I honestly hope you win prom queen tonight.
01:03:59You do?
01:04:00It's going to be a prom to remember, guys.
01:04:03Okay, we have to get to class.
01:04:08Why is she being so nice?
01:04:10It's like a shark offer and swim lesson.
01:04:12People can change, I guess.
01:04:18I mean, Billy did.
01:04:22So, maybe Vixen can too.
01:04:25Oh, about the question you asked earlier.
01:04:32I would love to go to prom with you.
01:04:36That is, if you still want to go to prom with me.
01:04:43Oh, yes.
01:04:44Yes, yes, I, I, it would, yes, it would be an honor to go to prom with you.
01:04:50Thank you for asking me.
01:04:52Vixen was sure right about one thing.
01:04:54It'll be a prom to remember.
01:04:59We still have to finish decorating for the prom.
01:05:02Come on.
01:05:03I thought it was this way.
01:05:04No, that's this way, Billy.
01:05:08It's all taken care of, guys.
01:05:09I left a few surprises in there for you to see tonight.
01:05:12Thanks, Bolt.
01:05:15Oh, my God, what am I going to wear?
01:05:16Should I borrow my mom's pantyhose?
01:05:18Oh, my God, did you really say pantyhose?
01:05:21I'll dress both of you tonight.
01:05:23What would you do without me?
01:05:40Why does Sabotard weigh so much?
01:05:42Because revenge is worth its weight in slime.
01:05:46Are you sure about this?
01:05:48Before prom's over, Denise will be the nerdiest nerd that ever nerded.
01:05:51And what about Billy?
01:05:52Help, beg me to take him back.
01:05:53And I'll be crown queen.
01:05:54What do we do if anyone asks us about all this slime?
01:05:57We're just helping them decorate for prom.
01:06:16I won't let this be inside.
01:06:35Wow, you look great.
01:06:38You look pretty handsome.
01:06:44Can you believe that we made it here?
01:06:46Together?
01:06:48We look good doing it.
01:06:50Yeah, yeah, we do.
01:06:53Yeah!
01:06:54Hey!
01:06:56Quiet!
01:06:57When I say, just do it, hold the bucket, no matter what.
01:07:01Just do it.
01:07:02Got it.
01:07:04I'll teach that snitch bitch to take my man.
01:07:06Mixin' for the kill.
01:07:23As prom chairwoman, it's my duty to announce
01:07:25Highs or Highs prom king and queen are
01:07:30Kenny
01:07:40Denise Wiener and Billy Miller
01:08:33Before our prom queen queen kiss, I think there's something everybody here needs to do.
01:08:37Nice to see.
01:08:48What is it?
01:08:50What's happening?
01:08:51Oh my god, Kenny, this is crazy!
01:08:55Oh my god, this is embarrassing.
01:08:57She's gonna probably be alone her entire life, her and her 950 cats.
01:09:02Denise, Denise, what's going on?
01:09:03How could you share this with her people?
01:09:08Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:09:11Hey, hey, hey.
01:09:13You know that's not who I am anymore.
01:09:14You look like hell it is.
01:09:16Okay, and I'm so stupid to think that you would change in a day.
01:09:23Excuse me.
01:09:25Wait, Denise!
01:09:27I guess we're not bulletproof, but we look so good on paper.
01:09:46Actually, I want everyone to listen.
01:09:49Everything I thought I was.
01:09:54It's all a lie.
01:09:59Bullying doesn't make you strong.
01:10:05Just alone.
01:10:15Just alone.
01:10:18I've spent my whole life fitting into other people's expectations for me.
01:10:24I've become a totally new person.
01:10:28Someone totally different from when we first met in third grade.
01:10:33Today, everything changed.
01:10:36And I've become the person that I've always wanted to be.
01:10:40And it's all because I fell in love with you.
01:10:46I need to know.
01:10:50Do you love me too?
01:11:02Please, please, please let this work.
01:11:04Please, please.
01:11:05Please.
01:11:34Don't cut my ties into my nihilino values.
01:11:37Don't cut it!
01:11:41I'll just blow you out.
01:11:41Stayed, stayed, staye!
01:11:42Employees call him!
01:11:45Wait...
01:11:46Nissa's dressed like a guy
01:11:48And Billy's dressed like a girl?
01:11:50This night sucks!
01:11:53Nothing's going as planned at all!
01:11:55Uhhhhhh, right bodies!
01:11:56Wrong outfits.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:12:00You look pretty cute right now.
01:12:04This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
01:12:08You're really going to throw away your reputation for this ugly nerd?
01:12:12She's nothing.
01:12:13She's pathetic.
01:12:14No.
01:12:15Vixen, you're wrong.
01:12:17Denise is not nothing.
01:12:19She's incredible.
01:12:21Honestly, all of us are the pathetic ones.
01:12:24Because we were too dumb to notice it.
01:12:26And me.
01:12:28I was too dumb to notice it.
01:12:32But I do now.
01:12:33I see you.
01:12:34You're perfect.
01:12:38And for the record, Vixen, Denise is far prettier than you ever will be.
01:12:44And not just because she has a beautiful face, but because she has a beautiful heart.
01:12:49Can't say the same about you now, can we?
01:12:50No, please.
01:12:51I'm going to bomb it.
01:12:52You're just a loser, Billy Miller.
01:12:53And you?
01:12:54I don't even know what you are.
01:12:57Loser.
01:12:57She's a loser.
01:12:58You already lost, Vixen.
01:13:00School's almost over.
01:13:03There's a new queen in town.
01:13:05And she has her king.
01:13:12Stop.
01:13:12You can't do this to me.
01:13:14Stop.
01:13:14Why are you cheering for her?
01:13:15Stop.
01:13:16Stop cheering for her.
01:13:17You can't be doing this to me.
01:13:19Stop it.
01:13:20You can't do it.
01:13:22You can't do it.
01:13:23Just do it.
01:13:24Those are the magic leaves.
01:13:37No, not me.
01:13:40Oh, Vixen.
01:13:42You can't laugh at me.
01:13:43I am the most popular girl at Highs or High.
01:13:45Will someone get that tacky, washed up, non-popular girl off the stage, please?
01:13:49She's really icky.
01:13:51Oh, fuck you, Bolt.
01:13:52And fuck you, Billy.
01:13:53And fuck you, Denise.
01:13:54Fuck you, Rhonda, for screwing up my whole plan.
01:13:56And fuck you, Penny.
01:13:58Move.
01:13:58Get out of my way.
01:13:59Move.
01:13:59Now.
01:14:00In fact, all you fuckers at Highs or High can all go fuck yourselves.
01:14:03Seriously, Miss Dior.
01:14:05The only person who's going to fuck herself is you.
01:14:09You're officially suspended.
01:14:10Now get off my stage and get out of my school.
01:14:13Ah!
01:14:15Ah!
01:14:20Get out of my way!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:31And what are y'all clapping about?
01:14:33Get back to dancing.
01:14:48I guess next one, she's got a little taste of her own medicine.
01:14:51About damn time, too.
01:14:54I literally must have been clinically insane to have ever actually liked her.
01:15:00And Denise, I'm so sorry.
01:15:03About everything that I've done, genuinely.
01:15:05Like, I can't say it enough.
01:15:07I'm so sorry.
01:15:09It's okay.
01:15:11I'm sorry, too.
01:15:12And I forgive you.
01:15:14For everything.
01:15:16And I mean that.
01:15:22Mr. Miller, Miss Wiener, Miss Wiener, you two both are in big, big trouble.
01:15:29What?
01:15:30Why?
01:15:30What the hell did we do?
01:15:31Do we not decorate the gym for prom like you asked?
01:15:33That's why you in trouble.
01:15:34No one will ever make prom look so beautiful.
01:15:37Oh, my God.
01:15:39Okay, so we're not expelled?
01:15:41Nope.
01:15:42And I'm writing you two letters of recommendation.
01:15:45Hey, Miller!
01:15:46I'm gonna make sure that you get a scholarship.
01:15:49But, uh, maybe lose the dress.
01:15:52Pink ain't really your color, son.
01:15:54Hey, yeah.
01:15:56Yes, coach.
01:15:56Right away.
01:15:57Coach, actually.
01:15:59Good work, you two.
01:16:02So, what college do you want to go to?
01:16:06Um, hopefully whichever one you're at.
01:16:11Hey, could we do that thing again?
01:16:15What, swap bodies?
01:16:16No.
01:16:19Yeah.
01:16:28There are always samples along the way, just let go.
01:16:32Life is no place for an almost.
01:16:36We belong together.
01:16:39I know.
01:16:40Just like the sword in the stone.
01:16:43Ooh.
01:16:45Ooh.
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