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00:06How long have Sarah and I known each other?
00:09Aztec Civilization is a quick read.
00:11It barely touches on Lucantaco Tlalit.
00:13Should we check with a writer just to be safe?
00:15The showrunner just called, and he is cutting your character from the show.
00:19You never let me in, Simon.
00:21Not really.
00:22Trevor Slattery, you're under arrest.
00:24I'm not resisting.
00:25This is Simon Williams.
00:28You're an actor.
00:29Do you think you can get close to him?
00:31I'm auditioning for Wonder Man.
00:33Anyway, nice meeting you.
00:35What we will find when we look at Wonder Man today,
00:38what can he teach us about ourselves?
00:43Simon Williams is super-powered, unstable, and incredibly dangerous.
00:48You know I'd never work again if anyone found out.
00:50Why?
00:51Because of DeMar Doorman Davis.
00:53They're calling it the Doorman Clause.
00:55Going forward, it will be nearly impossible for super-powered individuals to perform in major motion picture or TV roles.
01:04That was Janelle, my agent.
01:06She was trying to get a hold of the both of us.
01:08No one has her info.
01:10We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:12We both got callbacks for Wonder Man.
01:41No one has her financier.
02:00Bloody amazing, Miss Tunnel. I bloody love it. I mean, look at us.
02:04Do you know how many people went out for those roles? Or wanted to, but didn't even get the chance?
02:07Hundreds. Thousands. Thousands of people had their hopes into these auditions. And somehow, you and I made it through the
02:14process. We're whittled down in casting selects, seen by producers, put on a list. Then Von Kovac saw something promising,
02:21something that moved him. And here we are. Hey, we're still in the running. It's a bloody miracle.
02:27I'm just trying to process it, honestly. But don't process it, Simon. Enjoy it, for heaven's sake.
02:33Not yet. I can't. No, we're good. Come on, we're celebrating.
02:37No, you don't understand what this role means to me. This is, it's, it's the role. This movie, everything. It's
02:45too much. If I get this close and I miss, I should be in bed or at the gym or
02:54running lines or...
02:56Simon.
02:57Simon, we've got no lines to run. You need to relax.
03:01Hey, have you tried box breathing?
03:03What?
03:06Breathe in slowly for a count of five.
03:11Then hold for five.
03:16And you exhale slowly for five.
03:21Then hold for five once again.
03:25You don't think about the callback.
03:27It's your job as an actor to experience life. This is your life. You've had a victory, a moment of
03:32accomplishment. So, fill your cup.
03:39We did beat out a lot of fools, didn't we?
03:41That's his spirit!
03:41That's his spirit!
03:46Who could call you so late?
03:48Ah, a friend of mine. From the pocket dimension I used to live in.
03:53You've reached Trevor Slattery. Please leave a message after the beep.
03:57What are you pulling, Slattery?
04:03You're working out pretty late.
04:05Hey, Deputy Secretary. I didn't think anyone was still here.
04:08Yeah, I'm just going over numbers. Yet again. Trying to save what I can. It's nasty business.
04:15Yeah.
04:16How's your case going?
04:19Oh, good. Very promising. Making lots of progress.
04:22Well, I'm glad to hear that.
04:25Always liked you, Cleary. I'd love to keep you around.
04:30All right, nice to go. Are you heading down?
04:34No. I think I'm gonna keep at it.
04:38I'm in the homestretch, most likely.
04:40Don't want to leave anything up to chance.
04:43That's the spirit.
04:48Oh, another round.
04:49It's on him.
04:50Much appreciated.
04:53Why is he buying his drinks?
04:55Because if we left what you wanted to, we'd be paying our own bill.
05:00Ah, so what do we have the pleasure?
05:03You, uh, you really don't remember me, do you, Trev?
05:07Yeah, we did, um, an off-roadway play together.
05:12Um, Hurley Burley, maybe?
05:20Nope.
05:22American Buffalo?
05:25Remember me now?
05:26No, but I really wish I did.
05:30You owe me, Trev.
05:32A dozen eight balls, 50 hits of X, two pounds of sativa.
05:36That's quite a lot.
05:37And that was your order for one Saturday night.
05:39Well, on the bright side, I'm sure we're thoroughly enjoyed.
05:43Hey!
05:44You got some nerve, you know that?
05:47You really think you can treat me like garbage?
05:50Is that it?
05:55You skipped town, Trev.
05:56You just vanished.
05:58Left me a bunch of supplies out for my blood.
06:01Because I trusted you.
06:05Can we talk about this?
06:08Owl, hold on.
06:36I really didn't want to do that.
06:38I'm really glad you did, though.
06:41Come on, man.
06:42You know how dangerous it is for me to do that in public.
06:45I know, I know.
06:46I'm sorry.
06:47The good news is no one saw a thing.
06:51Bollocks.
06:55You think he saw?
06:56I don't know.
06:57He's wearing a camera.
06:58Maybe he just got here.
06:59I don't think so.
07:00Well, he's not doing anything.
07:02Hello?
07:03These blokes seem injured.
07:05Any idea what happened?
07:10I think he saw it.
07:11Of course he did.
07:16Where'd the hell he go?
07:18Are you going to use super speed or what?
07:19I'm going to use my car, Trevor.
07:21Does that mean you do or do not have super speed?
07:23Let's go!
07:28Why is there so much traffic?
07:30It's a Friday night.
07:31Probably the Hollywood Bowl.
07:33It's too late for the bowl.
07:34It's usually the bowl.
07:36I remember seeing Cher there once breathtaking.
07:38Shaka Khan, now there's a woman.
07:40Trevor, would you please focus?
07:44Why is there for me to focus on him sitting in the passenger seat?
07:47I don't know.
07:48Just look around or something, please.
07:50You've got to be here somewhere.
07:56She's persistent.
07:57What?
07:58My friend.
07:59She doesn't realize I'm a little busy at the moment looking around out the window.
08:03There he is.
08:05What do you know?
08:06Looking around works.
08:08Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:09There's traffic here standing on.
08:13Hey, hey.
08:15Get out of the sidewalk.
08:19Get out of the way.
08:20Get out of the way.
08:21We're on the sidewalk.
08:22Get out of the way.
08:23Get out of the way.
08:23Get out of the way.
08:24Whoa.
08:26Simon.
08:27Shut up, shut up.
08:27Don't say no.
08:28Okay.
08:30Shit.
08:30We lost him.
08:33Oh, my goodness.
08:35What?
08:35What, what, what?
08:36What is it?
08:36Janelle just emailed us the signs for the callback.
08:39What?
08:40What is it still doing up?
08:41This scene's intense.
08:42That scene's intense?
08:43Yeah.
08:43No.
08:44Trevor, please.
08:44Not now.
08:45It's a Wonder Man Barnaby scene.
08:47Not now.
08:49Barnaby betrays Wonder Man.
08:50What?
08:54Let me see that.
08:59But Barnaby's his only friend.
09:02Yeah, I know.
09:03Look at this.
09:04Barnaby.
09:05He found my prize, Wonder Man.
09:07I just pray you never have to learn yours.
09:09I think it's gonna be quite moving.
09:11Yeah.
09:15If that footage gets out, I won't even be acting in a dog food commercial.
09:19Where the hell is this guy?
09:21Is that him?
09:26What is he doing?
09:27Looks like he wants it, Jason.
09:30Well, let's hurry then.
09:34Don't let me hold you back.
10:00He just disappeared.
10:14This is nifty.
10:16We should remember this for another time.
10:18Yeah, I'll put it on our list.
10:20Spend it.
10:21You two have a reservation?
10:23Uh, no, we don't have a reservation.
10:27But we're meeting a friend.
10:29Okay.
10:31Interesting.
10:33Who knows we're not gonna make a scene in public?
10:36Aren't we?
10:37No, we're not.
10:39Oh.
10:41Hi.
10:42How's it going, guys?
10:46So, you may have seen something back there in the alley, look a little odd, under a certain light?
10:52No, nothing looked odd.
10:54From where I was standing, it was pretty clear.
10:56But also, I have all the footage on GoPro.
11:00Okay, understood.
11:01Uh, where's the GoPro?
11:03It's stashed away somewhere safe.
11:04He's hustling us.
11:06Oh, this guy's a little hustler.
11:08I know what you're capable of, and I get that you might want to keep it a secret.
11:12And that's, that's cool with me, okay?
11:14That's cool with me, but I might need a little hand or something.
11:18No deal.
11:18You're clearly untrustworthy.
11:19It's clearly untrustworthy.
11:21Stu, um, what if we decide not to help?
11:24Oh, then the footage automatically gets uploaded to YouTube at 9 a.m.?
11:28Can I do that?
11:28I don't know.
11:29Well, you're the tech wizard.
11:30You've got all those apps on your phone.
11:31No, it's not the same thing.
11:33Two of them sounds possible.
11:34Yeah, it's possible.
11:35Trust me.
11:36We've already established that no one can trust you.
11:44What do you want?
11:47Okay, so there's this asshole, Esteban, and three weeks ago he stole my motorcycle,
11:52and it's why I have to do all of my business on these crappy schools.
11:57Most likely something illegal, I bet, knowing this one.
12:00Look, for someone like you, this would be a piece of cake, okay?
12:03I know where he has the bike.
12:05Basically, you just got to show up, give Esteban a scare, I get my motorcycle back,
12:10you can delete the footage, easy.
12:13I don't like it.
12:14We don't have a choice, Jordan.
12:17Sounds like we got a deal.
12:19Yeah.
12:22Well, we'll find Esteban.
12:43There it is.
12:45He's probably having a bagging party.
12:47Bagging party?
12:49Another degenerate in our midst.
12:51I know you're not talking.
12:53Is your degenerate past that got us into this?
12:56Operative word being passed, and I'm sorry.
12:59There's my bike.
13:01One slap, Esteban will be shitting his pants and begging me to take the keys.
13:04Trust me.
13:05Okay, wait here.
13:08We'll handle this.
13:14So, what's the plan?
13:17We pretend we're undercover cops.
13:19We're in the neighborhood, on another case, meeting with the C.I.
13:22Clock suspicious activity, random plates on a motorcycle, and it came up stolen.
13:26Brilliant.
13:26I love all the police lingo.
13:28Law and order, season 14, can I get a witness?
13:30Directed by Don Scardino.
13:32Sam Mardison has to prove some witnesses to a drug mule murder were bribed.
13:35And does he?
13:36Of course.
13:37It's not exactly our situation, but there's plenty to pull from.
13:40I still remember most of the dialogue.
13:44Just to follow my legs.
13:46Will do.
13:55Is Esteban home?
13:56Who are you guys?
13:57We'll be the ones asking the questions, ma'am.
13:59Holy shit.
14:01Aren't you the Mandarin?
14:03Yo, Esteban.
14:04The frickin' Mandarin just showed up.
14:07Come on in.
14:08I think our cover's blown.
14:10Mm-hmm.
14:19No.
14:20What?
14:23It really is the Mandarin.
14:25Bro, we used to scare each other in middle school doing Mandarin impressions, yo.
14:30America.
14:31This is another lesson.
14:34What the hell are you doing here, bro?
14:37Who's your friend?
14:39Simon.
14:40We're industry friends.
14:41Look, we don't want any trouble, okay?
14:44Just give us the motorcycle.
14:45We won't have to call the cops.
14:47Come on, man.
14:48Call the cops for what?
14:50Well, a stolen bike, for one.
14:52And then, uh, this.
14:56The candy?
14:57Well, we're not idiots, Espadine.
14:58These are clearly drugs of some kind.
15:00Possibly laced with angel dust.
15:02Angel dust?
15:03When was the last time you did drugs?
15:05Bruh, this is homemade candy.
15:08Chamoy?
15:09Chamoy?
15:11That's why everybody needs Latin friends, bro.
15:13Look, this is tamarindo, fruit pulp, chilies, and tahini mixed in with a bunch of different
15:18types of gummies.
15:19It's my special recipe.
15:20Look.
15:22Try a peach ring.
15:27Oh, my God.
15:28That's nice, man.
15:31That's incredible.
15:32Sweet, spicy, sour.
15:34Simon, you gotta try one.
15:36I feel like Stevie Nicks having coke, blown up a bunghole.
15:39Uh, I really just wanna get Jaden's bike and be on our way.
15:42Wait, Jaden?
15:44That's who told you the motorcycle was stolen?
15:46Yeah.
15:46Okay, see, now it's all starting to make sense, man.
15:49You can't trust that guy for shit.
15:51I told you, Simon, you can't trust Jaden for shit.
15:53And what makes you so sure that we can trust Espadine?
15:55Try a peach ring, you'll understand.
15:57Look, man, you go back and tell Jaden if he wants my bike, he's gonna have to come and
16:01take it himself instead of sending Beavis and Butthead.
16:03Yeah, if you don't mind, what's the story with you and Jaden?
16:08There's obviously some, you know, history here.
16:11Well, yeah, we used to be boys.
16:13We started this whole chamoy candy operation together.
16:16Chamoy dudes.
16:17Shit blew up fast.
16:19The minute he got a taste of success, everything changed.
16:21Suddenly the Knights came out and wants to fight over every little damn thing.
16:24We had to go our separate ways.
16:26He started his own operation.
16:27Well, it certainly can't compete with these peach rings.
16:30Just gotta be careful who you partner up with, right?
16:34He's right.
16:35We can learn a lot from Mr. Bean.
16:38So, do you want to tell Jaden the deal's off or shall I?
16:42What are you talking about, Trevor?
16:44Oh, hold on.
16:45Jaden is here with you?
16:46Yeah, he's in the car.
16:47No, Trevor, we have to finish this job.
16:49Remember?
16:50It's important.
16:51Yeah, unfortunately, we've aligned ourselves with the wrong man.
16:59What the hell is taking so long?
17:05Oh, shit.
17:06Hey, I...
17:08Oh, shit.
17:10Where the hell is Trevor Slattery?
17:19You don't know that.
17:21Yes, I do.
17:22Clearly, Esteban's the only man of any principle.
17:25He wants the whole lot.
17:26Oh, shit.
17:27You know what I just realized?
17:28The Mandarin...
17:30Mandarins.
17:31Diablo, yo.
17:32That's right.
17:33We can get a video of the Mandarin making a match of mandarin.
17:36Don't be crazy.
17:36Come on, please.
17:37I'm sorry.
17:38I couldn't possibly...
17:39That role is a source of great pain for me.
17:42Trevor Slattery!
17:43Bloody hell.
17:44Get out here now!
17:46I'd rather not.
17:47Then we'll kill your friend Jaden!
17:48Please do.
17:49Trevor.
17:50Well, I mean...
17:50He's no friend of mine.
17:51Oh, hell no, man.
17:52Y'all gotta go.
17:53I don't need this kind of trouble here.
17:54Help me, Trevor.
17:55Not bloody likely.
17:57I want...
17:57I want most videos.
17:59Shut up!
18:00Oh, quick question.
18:02Um, can someone set a GoPro to automatically upload a video to YouTube?
18:07Uh, straight from the camera?
18:08Uh, yeah.
18:09Without a laptop?
18:10Without a laptop.
18:11No, no.
18:11You have to download the footage first.
18:12So whatever's on that camera is the only copy?
18:14Yes.
18:15I knew it!
18:16You guys got a gold, man.
18:17We just need the GoPro, we're golden.
18:18Is that right?
18:19Jaden's been lying to us the whole time.
18:22We're gonna count to ten, Trevor.
18:23Hey, Mandarin, you gotta get out of here, bro.
18:25Ten!
18:25No, no, no, no.
18:27This is not happening.
18:29Nine!
18:29Just shove the GoPro to the mail slot, Jaden.
18:33Eight!
18:36Seven!
18:37I'm proud of you, Jaden.
18:38Please don't let me die.
18:40Six!
18:41Esteban, I'm sorry about some white dudes, okay?
18:43I got greedy.
18:45Five!
18:45You did, bro, but it's okay.
18:47I forgive you.
18:48Four!
18:50Three!
18:51Don't let me die today!
18:52I don't want anybody to die today!
18:54Two!
18:54We should go, Esteban.
18:56We can't just leave you.
18:57Oh, shit, it's Janelle.
19:01Hands up!
19:02Janelle.
19:03Oh, my God, Simon, thank God you answered.
19:05I'm gonna have to call you back, Janelle.
19:06Simon, listen to me.
19:07Do not hang up this phone.
19:08We're just having a conversation, officer.
19:10They're drug dealers, all of them.
19:12We just made candy, Mrs. Gonzalez.
19:14What the hell is going on over there?
19:16Yeah, it's not a great time.
19:18Drop the weapon!
19:20Come on, bro.
19:22If you do not drop that weapon...
19:24Listen to me, Simon.
19:25Bob Colbeck is leaving town tomorrow.
19:26The callback has been moved up.
19:28What?
19:28The callback is happening now.
19:29Get your ass to Bob Colbeck's house as fast as you can.
19:32Put the gun down!
19:34Oh, shit.
19:35We gotta go!
19:37I love the fire!
19:47We're in the wrong place!
19:49Trevor, just drive.
19:51Drive.
20:01Well, don't take no stuff.
20:03I'm jumpin' Jack Flash.
20:06The bad guys try to do me in, but I'm too smart for that.
20:10Bad stuff on a speeding bulletin'.
20:12Jump buildings in a single bound.
20:14Known throughout the country as the baddest, baddest man around.
20:21Cause I'm Superman.
20:24Hey, I'm Superman.
20:29Watch out, Filthy Magnasty.
20:31He'll try to cross my lines.
20:34From the trip tonight to TNG, he'll try to blow my mind.
20:38But I'll fight him with my goodness.
20:40And I'll fight him with my strength.
20:41And if that don't work, my good friend, I'll hit him, hit him with the kitchen sink.
20:48Yeah!
20:48Ha!
20:49Cause I'm Superman!
20:52Ha!
20:53Ha!
20:54Superman!
20:54Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
21:24yeah, yeah.
21:25I'm rough, I'm tough, I'm big, bad stuff, yeah
21:29Cause I'm the baddest, baddest, baddest man around
21:35Hey, hey, cause I'm super
21:40Yeah, I'm Superman
21:46Superman
21:47Superman
21:47Superman
21:50Superman
21:51Superman
21:58Superman
22:00Superman
22:02Superman
22:16Superman
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