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00:00:08That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:26Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:29Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:33My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the
00:00:41whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:56This can't possibly end well.
00:01:17Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:21This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes, disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Maybe?
00:01:37Oh, am I not surprised?
00:01:43Ow.
00:01:47Uh.
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Ah!
00:01:51Ah!
00:01:51Ah!
00:01:52Ah!
00:01:52Ah!
00:02:06Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:27Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry. Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose.
00:02:55Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:38Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:47I wouldn't dare.
00:03:49Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:53I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Jason Gray.
00:03:56The most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:29Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:31The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:32Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:04:41Oh.
00:04:42And that's Eric.
00:04:45He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:54That's Eric.
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah.
00:05:00You in?
00:05:01Yeah, sure.
00:05:01Sweet.
00:05:02And I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:05Got a bolt.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:08He just called his name.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:13Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:17And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey.
00:05:24Watch out.
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:31Oh, my God.
00:05:32He's got a fecal.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine.
00:05:35It's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:41Oh, thanks.
00:05:45Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:57I'm Jason.
00:06:01Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:08Come on, Jason.
00:06:09Home room's starting.
00:06:11Stay away from this trash.
00:06:13Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:19Jason, come on.
00:06:20Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:25Oh, my God.
00:06:26Your jacket smells good.
00:06:28I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:29Yep.
00:06:30Kind of lame.
00:06:32Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:36Come on.
00:06:37Let's go.
00:06:48Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:56Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:01Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:03I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:09How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:10Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:12Rose will suffice.
00:07:14How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:17That's enough.
00:07:20Grab rackets.
00:07:25Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:27Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:29Something's in my eye.
00:07:30I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:32Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:33Yeah, where is it?
00:07:34It's in my locker.
00:07:35Go get it.
00:07:35Over there?
00:07:36Okay.
00:07:36Go, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:53What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:55I thought that, um...
00:08:07That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:19Rose, where are you?
00:08:23Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29Rose?
00:08:34Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:36Jason, is that you?
00:08:38Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:40Don't lie to me.
00:08:41I saw her come in here.
00:08:42What do I do?
00:08:51Okay.
00:08:57How is she not here?
00:08:59I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:25I'm so sorry.
00:09:33Ow!
00:09:35Excuse you much?
00:09:40Why are you wet?
00:09:48How's your eye?
00:09:50Miraculously better.
00:10:05What exactly is going on here?
00:10:12Nothing.
00:10:13Absolutely nothing.
00:10:15But...
00:10:16I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:19Hmm.
00:10:21Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:23Chasin' off limits.
00:10:26Understand?
00:10:28Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:31I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:34You know what?
00:10:36With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:41You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:45That's it.
00:10:46You are my new project.
00:10:49Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:58You know what they say, right?
00:11:00Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:04Ugh.
00:11:08Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:11It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:12Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:15I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:17You don't have money.
00:11:19We'll win.
00:11:20I promise we'll win.
00:11:23Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:25You're crazy.
00:11:27Rose!
00:11:28What are you doing?
00:11:30We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:34Mm-hmm.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:36Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:38Gabby's a nerd, and Queen B's don't associate with nerds.
00:11:42Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:46Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:48Be there.
00:11:58It's okay.
00:11:59Being a queen bee is important, and it...
00:12:03It's your chance to be popular.
00:12:05It's not important to me.
00:12:07I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:10What are you talking about?
00:12:12I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:17Just go.
00:12:18You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:20Fine.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:30You're fitting in fast.
00:12:34That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:39She means that as a compliment.
00:12:41Probably.
00:12:42Yeah.
00:12:42Definitely.
00:12:44You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:48Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:51Wow.
00:12:52So modest.
00:12:53Love set.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:56Good form out there.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:12:59Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:03I would've paid to see that.
00:13:06Ah!
00:13:07Oh my God.
00:13:08Ow.
00:13:08I think I pulled something.
00:13:10You okay?
00:13:11No.
00:13:12Oh God.
00:13:15Jason.
00:13:16I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:19You're not serious.
00:13:20I am.
00:13:21If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Ah!
00:13:32Don't worry.
00:13:33I'll bring him back.
00:13:35Later.
00:13:37Yeah.
00:13:37I'll see ya.
00:13:39She's being nice.
00:13:40That's never a good sign.
00:13:44Oh my God.
00:13:45Ew.
00:13:46Look at these losers.
00:13:47My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:50Private tutors.
00:13:51Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:55Um, no.
00:13:57She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:58She told me so herself.
00:13:59She told me so herself.
00:14:00Wow.
00:14:02You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes
00:14:07in their place.
00:14:08Gossip chains?
00:14:09Watch this.
00:14:21Now watch what happens.
00:14:25Ew.
00:14:32Hey, Eric.
00:14:36Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:38Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:40What?
00:14:41Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:43You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:51Yeah.
00:14:56Gabby.
00:14:59You okay?
00:15:00Do you care?
00:15:01Of course I do.
00:15:03You lie to me.
00:15:06What?
00:15:07You're Audrey frickin' Wittersby
00:15:11You're what?
00:15:12You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:14Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a whole estate
00:15:20Who told you?
00:15:22Doesn't matter
00:15:23Coach is looking for you
00:15:24Yeah, I'm coming
00:15:28Gabby, I'm so sorry, I just wanted to
00:15:30And the gossip? Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric
00:15:33They're calling me take a thought
00:15:38Okay, I didn't start that
00:15:41But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that
00:15:47Let me make it up to you
00:15:52How?
00:15:53Give me one chance
00:15:55This Saturday
00:15:57I'm studying for the decathlon
00:15:59Skip it
00:16:00I wanna show you something no one gets to see
00:16:04No tricks
00:16:05Just the truth
00:16:09If you're lying, I swear to God
00:16:25I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:30Relax, it's just where I live, it's not who I am
00:16:33You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it
00:16:37And you have a butler?
00:16:40Okay, technically my parents do
00:16:42But, yeah, Norman likes me better, so...
00:16:49Come on
00:16:51Come on
00:16:51Come on
00:16:53Come on
00:17:05You become a boy
00:17:16and i wanted a boyfriend i would trade places with you every day
00:17:22it's not all that plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:30so what are you gonna do i'm gonna take her down how do you want to know another secret
00:17:38i'm actually really good at tennis no way no way i could teach you girls day and a vendetta
00:17:48and that's rich
00:18:18she did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and bam i barely know how to hold
00:18:23a racket you can ask abby i missed like five in a row she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:29it's
00:18:30called eye contact sloan it's a basic social skill she smiles when she hit me i smile a
00:18:38lot it's polite enough this isn't court tv miss smith do you really expect me to believe
00:18:47that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:18:55with a tennis ball you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar you're wearing
00:19:04like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:10listen here rose smith consider this your strike one three strikes and you're out
00:19:25audrey rose wintersby
00:19:30audrey rose wintersby what did you say on this on the ground oh i've been looking for this
00:19:42eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life please don't yeah no your secret's safe
00:19:47with me just like best friends
00:19:54um okay i think you swear
00:19:59uh okay i think you swear
00:20:02so you want to sit together at lunch
00:20:06i already made plans to sit with gabby
00:20:11eric she didn't say those things about you that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:16right now figures
00:20:21pinky swear
00:20:23awesome
00:20:25awesome
00:20:31but the point being eric knows you didn't say anything that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:37oh my god i'm so relieved
00:20:44so you and eric are hanging out now just friends
00:20:50promise
00:20:52what the fuck is your problem what are you talking about why are you being such a bitch
00:20:58look who's talking you tormented gabby you torment everyone actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:07okay since when do you care about geeks and losers since forever
00:21:10i have no idea what i was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:15oh please you loved it you loved every second of it
00:21:19i tolerated it because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:25oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:28and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:40and yours was always fake
00:21:43you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:47and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:52okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:21:55it means it sucks says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:01says the low class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:05okay well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:09i've always been better than you
00:22:11i was just too polite to say it
00:22:22this is war rose smith bring it on
00:22:35you bitch
00:23:04hey
00:23:06hey
00:23:06hey
00:23:07i need to ask you something
00:23:10it's kind of important
00:23:12no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:16what's up
00:23:16i was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:22after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:26i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:29cool
00:23:30after school
00:23:33after school
00:23:35it's a date
00:23:41yeah
00:23:43i can't do it
00:23:58like this
00:24:00like that
00:24:04okay
00:24:06ready
00:24:18you should join the tennis team
00:24:22you know
00:24:25i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:30you know
00:24:45You bitch.
00:24:47You won't get away with this.
00:25:00Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:17What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:25:51Oh, my God.
00:26:13What are you doing, Rose Smith?
00:26:16Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:18Someone took my clothes.
00:26:20Strike two.
00:26:21Now, go get dressed.
00:26:31Checkmate.
00:26:38Here, take this.
00:26:39It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:45I owe you one.
00:26:46Not again.
00:26:48Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:48I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:03He likes you.
00:27:04He doesn't even know me.
00:27:06Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:11Maybe.
00:27:15My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:17I'll explain in the car.
00:27:20Long day.
00:27:21Okay?
00:27:23Oh my god.
00:27:25There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:26Gross older guy?
00:27:27Even better.
00:27:29This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:42Settle down, settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:45People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:49Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:03Mind if I sit here?
00:28:05Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:19Hey, Rose.
00:28:20Mm-hmm?
00:28:21Save a new seat.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24No, you don't.
00:28:27Jason.
00:28:29What do you say, man?
00:28:33Sorry, Eric.
00:28:34On the way back?
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:35Sure.
00:28:55Boobie, I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:00Sloan, seriously?
00:29:01There's no room.
00:29:07Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:11I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:13And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:16Better show up.
00:29:26So you're gonna go?
00:29:28I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:30Why not?
00:29:31I'll be going.
00:29:33Well, okay then.
00:29:35I'll go.
00:29:43Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:48Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:51Exactly.
00:29:52I got a plan.
00:29:55I got a plan.
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Here we go.
00:30:08This was a mistake.
00:30:10I don't belong here.
00:30:11Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:12You're with me.
00:30:13That's my point.
00:30:14See, Eric is here.
00:30:16I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:18Um, come here.
00:30:20This could be a turning point.
00:30:23Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:31Ready?
00:30:32Yes.
00:30:36Well, look.
00:30:37Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:41I've found it.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:43Hi.
00:30:45Hi.
00:30:47No, thank you.
00:30:48I don't drink.
00:30:49Of course you don't.
00:30:51So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:57Oh, my God.
00:30:59You are virgins.
00:31:00Shut up, son.
00:31:01Stop being a jerk.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:07Yeah.
00:31:07Truth or dare.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:16Gabby to Eric.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:19Um, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:22Truth.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31Come on, Gabby.
00:31:32We don't have all night.
00:31:33What's your favorite color?
00:31:35Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:38Blue?
00:31:39Virgin.
00:31:40Sloan.
00:31:41What?
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:45Ooh.
00:31:46Eric to Rose.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:50Rose.
00:31:50Truth or dare.
00:31:52Dare.
00:31:53You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:55Wait.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Come on, Rose.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Rose.
00:32:02Rose.
00:32:03Rose.
00:32:04Rose.
00:32:05Rose.
00:32:06Rose.
00:32:15What the hell?
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17Watch your ass.
00:32:18Oh, yeah?
00:32:20What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:24No, Gabby.
00:32:25Wait.
00:32:26Let her go.
00:32:28If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Chase him.
00:32:33You're up.
00:32:34Truth or dare.
00:32:35Dare.
00:32:36I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:43Rose.
00:32:46Are you gonna go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:47What?
00:32:51I'd love to.
00:33:05I'd love to.
00:33:14Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:16Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:19Oh, my God.
00:33:21Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:28Oh, my God.
00:33:33Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:34I...
00:33:36I...
00:33:37I...
00:33:38I...
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:40Hi.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:58You're so beautiful.
00:34:17You're so beautiful.
00:34:36You're so beautiful.
00:34:48Wait, what?
00:34:49Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:34:52Gross.
00:34:54What?
00:34:55It's true. I've seen you together.
00:34:57He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:01I have photos.
00:35:04He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:07But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:14I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:16Are you?
00:35:24I know who that man is.
00:35:28It's her dad.
00:35:29Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:32Remember, Rose?
00:35:33You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:36Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:39Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:43Eric?
00:35:46Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:35:51Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:35:53Eric, we're just friends.
00:35:55Let's be more than friends.
00:35:57Please, don't make this harder.
00:35:59What if I want to make it harder?
00:36:00Hey, stop!
00:36:01Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:04Oh, shit!
00:36:10What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:12Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh? Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:15Shut up! She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:18Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:20Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:22No.
00:36:23She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:25Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:43Oh, my God.
00:36:45Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:48Her?
00:36:59I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil.
00:37:02They're horrible.
00:37:04They're horrible.
00:37:05Unlike you.
00:37:07Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:12No.
00:37:12Forget it.
00:37:13Forget everything.
00:37:15You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:17I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:19I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:19He's an asshole.
00:37:21But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26He was just kidding.
00:37:28Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:32Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:38Just say yes.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:50Where I was.
00:37:51Early for my first real date.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:57This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:59Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:01But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:04has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:087 p.m.
00:38:09Oh.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:26Understand the assignment?
00:38:29Good.
00:38:55Jason.
00:38:57I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:06I've been stood up.
00:39:08Hey, Rose.
00:39:10Small world.
00:39:11What are you doing here?
00:39:13Uh...
00:39:14I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:16With Jason.
00:39:19No, that's weird.
00:39:20Cause, um...
00:39:22I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:27What?
00:39:28You mind if I sit?
00:39:30Sure.
00:39:31Go ahead.
00:39:35Um...
00:39:42I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:45She's a half hour late.
00:39:47Really?
00:39:49I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:39:59What?
00:40:01I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:05I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:07I know.
00:40:09But, um...
00:40:10There's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:14What?
00:40:15I'm so sorry, Chasen.
00:40:18But...
00:40:18But, um...
00:40:19I have dinner with you.
00:40:22Yeah.
00:40:23It's fine.
00:40:23Be my guest.
00:40:24It's Chasen.
00:40:26He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:30What's he saying?
00:40:31Aren't you a clueless virgin?
00:40:33And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:36No.
00:40:39I'm gonna...
00:40:40run in the bathroom.
00:41:07You okay?
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:12What?
00:41:15Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:19I've been so stupid.
00:41:24I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:26It's probably for the best.
00:41:28That guy's a pig.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:42It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:45Can you give me a ride home?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:47Yeah, sure.
00:41:48Let's go.
00:42:08What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:21Well, you will.
00:42:22And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:24And you're going to ace this.
00:42:26And...
00:42:26Oh, no.
00:42:28What now?
00:42:31Sloan posted this.
00:42:33Huh.
00:42:34Jason and Sloan?
00:42:36They were together last night.
00:42:38And they're going to prom together.
00:42:43But he said he liked me.
00:42:52But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:00Did you hear the news?
00:43:02Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:03And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hm.
00:43:07Hm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:12Ooh.
00:43:12Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:15Sloan.
00:43:16I'm done.
00:43:18Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:23You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:27Everyone knows it.
00:43:28And no one seems to care.
00:43:30And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:33Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:36Because I don't believe it.
00:43:38And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:42Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:43:48You take that back.
00:43:51Or what?
00:44:00Bitch fight.
00:44:01Bitch fight.
00:44:02Bitch fight.
00:44:03Bitch fight.
00:44:04Bitch fight.
00:44:05Bitch fight.
00:44:06Bitch fight.
00:44:06Bitch fight.
00:44:07Bitch fight.
00:44:07Bitch fight.
00:44:09Girls!
00:44:10Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:12Ow, ow, ow, ow my butt.
00:44:14Oh my god, I think she broke my butt.
00:44:18Bros.
00:44:19This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:24Third strike.
00:44:25You're out.
00:44:27Expelled.
00:44:29Now go get your things.
00:44:31But...
00:44:32I didn't touch her.
00:44:34I didn't touch you!
00:44:35I said go!
00:44:38You heard the man go!
00:44:39No!
00:44:51And?
00:44:53Expelled.
00:44:56But the Academy Decathlon...
00:44:59We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:14You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:17What?
00:45:18You heard me?
00:45:19You were jealous of gnomes, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:24Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:26You're too stupid.
00:45:29Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:32Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:41Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:43Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:43Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:44Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:45Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:46You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:45:54Gabby, wait.
00:45:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:59A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:02We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:05You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:08But I tried.
00:46:09No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:12I don't get to go to college.
00:46:14And it's all because of you.
00:46:17But...
00:46:17You...
00:46:19And your drama.
00:46:21Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:31That was so hot.
00:46:48You're missing.
00:47:16I went to leave now.
00:47:26Hello Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:47:40Hello Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:47:43How did you find out?
00:47:45Eric told me
00:47:46Tell me
00:47:48Tell me
00:47:51She finally decided to be a decent person
00:47:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:59I was going to
00:48:01But then the whole date thing happened
00:48:03And you and Sloane happened
00:48:06And then you weren't speaking to me
00:48:08Actually, no one is speaking to me
00:48:14I didn't sleep with Sloane
00:48:16She drugged me
00:48:17And the date thing
00:48:19It was a setup
00:48:21Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had
00:48:25They set me up too
00:48:27I'm sorry
00:48:38Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:41Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:42I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen
00:48:50And I wanted you to like me
00:48:52For me
00:48:54And not because of what I am
00:48:57Rose, I'm crazy about you
00:49:01I'm crazy about you too
00:49:07You're so beautiful
00:49:09You're so beautiful
00:49:10You're so beautiful
00:49:40Why are you wet?
00:49:44It doesn't matter.
00:49:48I have an idea.
00:49:51What?
00:49:52Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:09You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:12Okay, I give up.
00:50:14You should give up.
00:50:16I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:19You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:24Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:28Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:31And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:40Keep going!
00:51:00You're different when you're like this.
00:51:04Like what?
00:51:06Yourself.
00:51:11I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:15Neither did I.
00:51:19I don't want it to end.
00:51:25It doesn't have to.
00:51:42I'm a Fernton.
00:51:52I'm a Fernton.
00:52:00I love you, Rose.
00:52:08I love you, too.
00:52:09I love you, too.
00:52:54I worked up an halterdite.
00:53:00So how was it?
00:53:02It was amazing.
00:53:07Hey, do I look different?
00:53:10No, you look beautiful.
00:53:20And I have something important to ask you.
00:53:23Uh-oh.
00:53:24What?
00:53:30Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:36Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:40Jason, I can't.
00:53:46I was expelled.
00:53:48What?
00:53:50Fuck.
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:53:57So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:12Hey, Jason.
00:54:14Hey.
00:54:16How's Rose?
00:54:18Bummed.
00:54:19I feel awful.
00:54:21I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:23Yeah.
00:54:26Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:31Well, maybe.
00:54:34Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:49I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:52Yes, indeed.
00:54:53I am aware.
00:54:54But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:54:59Are we ready to leave?
00:55:03Hey, Gabby.
00:55:04Rose.
00:55:05Get over here right away.
00:55:06Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:07Wait, what?
00:55:08What happened?
00:55:13Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:15Something happened to Jason.
00:55:16Please, Jason.
00:55:26Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:28Where's Jason?
00:55:30It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:31She's so beautiful.
00:55:37People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:47Oh, my God.
00:55:48Is she being here?
00:55:48That's really old people.
00:55:52Give me that.
00:55:54Jason.
00:55:55Jason.
00:55:55Jason.
00:55:57Hang on.
00:55:59Hang on.
00:55:59She can't be here.
00:56:01She's expelled.
00:56:03Security.
00:56:05Security.
00:56:07Nope.
00:56:09Give it.
00:56:10Hang on, everyone.
00:56:12Gabby.
00:56:34What the?
00:56:36No, everyone.
00:56:37Turn it off.
00:56:37Turn off the videos.
00:56:39You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:42And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:46And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:50You bitch.
00:56:51Security.
00:56:52Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55Please.
00:56:55No, get off me.
00:56:56Do not touch me.
00:56:57Do you know how much I am warped?
00:56:58Jason.
00:56:59No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:13First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:25And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:28This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:39Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:57:58Congratulations.
00:58:01Hi. I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are. Between school,
00:58:13family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls. This time can be exceptionally painful,
00:58:22but for all the lows, there are some amazing highs. Friends, laughter, basketball games,
00:58:32and hot fudge Sundays. I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:38But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single one
00:58:48of you is special. And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage. Wait, what?
00:59:02I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen. She's smart and funny and charitable
00:59:10and loyal. Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:39Hey. Want to dance?
00:59:45Get lost, asshole.
00:59:52Everyone?
00:59:54All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing, but let's take a moment to
00:59:59recognize academic excellence. We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic
01:00:07scholarship.
01:00:14All right, Gabby, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:00:17Congratulations.
01:00:31Yes, girl.
01:00:47And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
01:00:54Oh, my God.
01:00:54I remember my sahaja here.
01:00:56I remember taking care of
01:00:58my sahaja here.
01:00:58But again, I was damn sure
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