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00:05Okay, walk with me on this.
00:07Gary Wilson bought what is effectively a rotting house.
00:10According to insiders, there's a rumor that Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement.
00:15When I confronted Gary, he said that his house had good bones.
00:19Who says that?
00:20If Gary bought this house because he's a murder enthusiast obsessed with the promise of a dead girl's bones,
00:24or he murdered Alison Grant 20 years ago.
00:30Why the fuck do you still have her phone?
00:32Get rid of it.
00:33Can I take a look at those Hinkley Hills heralds we were talking about from March 2,000?
00:37No, I'm sorry. They're still not back.
00:39There's fire. Follow my lead.
00:41What are you doing?
00:42I'm simply enjoying a bonfire on my property, which you can't seem to stay off of.
00:48That mother...
01:11Be a good girl, Darla.
01:26I swear to God, you have just taken your last dump on my lawn, Darla.
01:35Far out to me you.
01:40Most of it.
01:45Barone.
01:49Blouses.
01:49Barone.
03:20Oh, wow.
03:23Oh, your first post-baby date.
03:28You deserve this.
03:30I really do.
03:31Did you take a look at the PDF that Rory and I spent hours making for you?
03:34All 12 pages, including the emergency numbers in case I forget 9-1-1.
03:40We'll see.
03:40That's why we put it there.
03:42But we won't need that.
03:43Will we, Miles?
03:45No.
03:46And our first real nice time is going to be a diaper change.
03:51Hey, she's got this.
03:54Come on.
03:55Yeah.
03:57Right.
03:57Keys, phone, wife.
04:00Let's go, let's go.
04:03Did I mention how gorgeous you look?
04:06Oh, um, you got a little, um, breath of milk.
04:09Get these titties all dressed up and this is how they betray me.
04:13Do you want to go get changed?
04:14We've got time.
04:15They have a 50-minute grace period.
04:16We can't go now.
04:17Do you know how long it took me to get dressed?
04:21This feels like a trick.
04:22It is.
04:22Watch him out.
04:24I was so looking forward to this.
04:27I'm just going to smell spoiled.
04:29Hey, that's fine.
04:30Honestly, Giordano's Italian can wait.
04:33I mean, if you wanted, we could just send them home, get out of these clothes and put on some
04:38sharp tank.
04:40You've got yourself a deal.
04:43Good.
04:43Because my business is scalable.
04:49Good for you, baby.
05:11What are you doing down there?
05:15I feel it quietly.
05:17Trying to silence me.
05:19Yeah, my anxiety can't be here for me.
05:22Somebody's watching me.
05:24My anxiety can't be here.
05:32My bones.
05:38I told you the real purpose for Gary's bonfire, didn't I?
05:42Yes, but why would Gary Wilson be burning library books?
05:46No, no, not library books.
05:48Newspapers he checked out from the library.
05:51With an article about Alison Grant.
05:55And last night, while walking with Miles, I saw Darla in front of Gary's house.
06:01With a bone.
06:03Huge bone.
06:04Huge bone.
06:04A human-sized bone.
06:06Okay, and remember the rumor about Alison Grant's parents burying her in the basement?
06:13That's not a coincidence.
06:15What does Rob think of all this?
06:17I haven't told him.
06:18He wants me to drop the Gary stuff, but I know there's something up.
06:22I mean, you saw the way he got pissed at Agnes when she mentioned an inspector.
06:27Okay?
06:28He's hiding something in there.
06:31Okay.
06:33Samira.
06:35I know what it's like.
06:38You're a new mom.
06:39Our hormones have evolved to keep us in a hypervigilant state.
06:44And, of course, you want to keep your baby safe.
06:50I think that you...
06:52Little bitch!
06:55Oh, if you dig up my azaleas, I swear to God.
06:59Get out of here, you filthy, filthy mutt!
07:04Don't come back with your filthy poop all over my powers.
07:11I think I can follow him.
07:21Hi.
07:22Hey.
07:23I don't want to rush her.
07:25I just feel like it would be good for her to get out of the house.
07:27Yeah, but I can't believe the Geo Bros was your first offer.
07:30What are you going to suggest next?
07:31Chuck E. Cheese?
07:33Dude, you got to try Drinkly's.
07:35It's where, uh, it's where Hanks used to be.
07:37But they got the best fucking flatbreads.
07:40I fucking love flatbreads.
07:41I know!
07:42We used to be out all the time.
07:44We used to be fun.
07:45We want to be fun together again.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48What?
07:48What the fuck?
07:50Never get it.
07:50I'm weird.
07:51Oh!
07:52You almost ate shit.
07:54No, I didn't.
07:55Nice ride, dude.
07:56It's a quick track, and it goes really fast.
07:59You want to give it a spin, Robert?
08:01Oh, uh, I'm good, thanks.
08:04Didn't pack my lycra.
08:06And you can call me Rob.
08:08Hmm, interesting.
08:09But Robert is your government-issued name, no?
08:14Given to you by your parents, Beverly and Donovan Fisher?
08:18Yes, that is my government-given name, but no one's called me that since high school, so...
08:24Just Rob now.
08:25An adult nickname.
08:27It's quaint.
08:28What's happening?
08:29Yeah, dude, you want to explain yourself?
08:32Hmm.
08:32No, thank you.
08:33Good day.
08:36It goes fast forward, but backwards.
08:39It's...
08:40It's slower.
08:42Oh, God.
08:46Ow.
08:47You need...
08:48No?
08:56Gentlemen!
08:58Well, this has been one of the waitest 20 seconds of my life.
09:01Yeah.
09:08What was that about?
09:09Nothing.
09:09Just a...
09:11Friendly and productive conversation between my fellow neighbors.
09:15Nothing more, nothing less.
09:15You never use that many syllables unless you're up to something.
09:18Spill it.
09:19I can neither confirm nor deny.
09:22Come on.
09:23You can trust me.
09:26How's that knee feeling?
09:28My knee?
09:29Yeah, the other night in the woods, you were having trouble with your knee.
09:32Yeah?
09:32And now you're out on a brisk walk.
09:35Guess it's feeling better.
09:38Yeah.
09:39It's a chronic knee problem.
09:40It comes and goes.
09:42Is that something you'd maybe want to talk over with a trained professional or a very observant friend?
09:51No.
09:52I see.
09:57Have a good day.
10:10Have a good day.
10:32Starla!
10:35Starla!
10:36Then Kendra comes back mere hours later with a new song.
10:40Then the next day, released another song.
10:43And that immediately and definitely crowned him the de facto victor.
10:48And son, that's why you don't get into a rap feud with a Pulitzer Prize winner.
10:51You know what I'm saying?
10:52It don't make no sense.
10:54Ah!
10:56Starla!
10:58Starla!
10:59Starla!
11:01Starla!
11:02Starla!
11:02Starla!
11:04Starla!
11:05Starla!
11:05Starla!
11:05She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:07She's gone!
11:09Starla!
11:12Starla!
11:16Starla!
11:18Starla!
11:19Starla!
11:21Starla!
11:21Starla!
11:23Starla!
11:24Starla!
11:26Starla!
11:27Starla!
11:27Starla!
11:28Starla!
11:31Starla!
11:32Starla!
11:36Oh, hello, Danny.
11:38Hiya, Lynn. Sorry to bother. We're just following up on a call from a concerned neighbor.
11:42Unhand my dog, you sniveling coward.
11:46You mean your mother-in-law?
11:48I'm afraid that's confidential.
11:52Agnes, how can you possibly think I did something to your beloved hellhound?
11:57Ah, you see? You see the vitriol?
11:59Look, we both know you didn't really do anything to the dog.
12:01I mean, this is crazy town, USA, all right?
12:06Totally. So, if you could just let me inside, we'll have a quick look around.
12:10We can both get back to playing call duty. Sound good?
12:13No! I knew it! Guilty! She's guilty!
12:16Lynn, come on.
12:18No!
12:19What do you mean, no?
12:20You can't.
12:21Why?
12:24Did you kill the dog?
12:26No.
12:28But I know my rights.
12:30And you need a warrant.
12:33You'll be such a narc.
12:34We'll be back with a warrant tomorrow.
12:37We are gonna nail your saggy little bottom.
12:40Isn't that right, Daniel?
12:43Yes, Mother.
12:47Hey, Siri, how do you get a warrant?
12:49Like, obviously I know how, but could you tell me any way for fun?
12:52As a bit?
13:04Darla!
13:05Darla!
13:06God damn it, Darla!
13:07You're gonna have to be louder than that.
13:10Darla!
13:18Darla!
13:18I can't do this whole thing, just to get me sanctioned or repatriated or some other BS.
13:24Seriously, Lynn, what-what-what is with you two in the drama?
13:28She's jealous of me.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30Always has been.
13:31Marty and I used to have the best parties on the block.
13:35Agnes, being a joyless harridan, used to love shutting us down.
13:40She blocked me from being on the HOA out of jealous spite.
13:43That woman will never cease to bend a bylaw to her own twisted liking.
13:50In fact, if her dog is really missing, and that is a very big if, it's her fault.
13:58Why hasn't Darla ever been written up for running around without a leash?
14:03HOA Rule 14, Section 12.
14:05It is in the statutes.
14:08Hey, guys, evidence spotted.
14:17D.A.F.?
14:19Um, dusty as fuck.
14:21Darla Agnes Festersen?
14:24No, don't touch it.
14:25It's right on your property line.
14:27You might as well get caught red-handed.
14:32You know, there could be a simple explanation.
14:35Darla ran into the woods, picked a fight with a posse of raccoons, and is halfway to heaven.
14:41R.I.P. Good riddance.
14:44It's a gaze.
14:45They're called the gaze of raccoons.
14:48You know, it's also on Gary's property line.
14:52What if he took the dog?
14:59Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
15:01I saw Darla sniffing around these doors multiple times.
15:05What if he took Darla?
15:09Agnes threatened him with the inspector.
15:11And we already know how he feels about people looking around his house, case and point.
15:14What if this is his revenge on her?
15:18Hmm.
15:19What if Darla's in his house right now?
15:21Oh, wow.
15:22Oh, if she is, we have to go in there and clear my good name.
15:28Yes.
15:30And save Darla.
15:32Yeah, if she's not dead yet.
15:33She's probably dead.
15:34Why would you say something like that, Todd?
15:36She's not dead, okay?
15:38And we're gonna do something now.
15:40That's right.
15:40Because no dog dies on my watch.
15:42That is a lesbian oath.
15:43We gotta go now.
15:45Maybe we should, um, maybe we should invite ourselves over for a neighborly visit.
15:50Right?
15:51Charm ourselves inside and see if we can find Darla.
15:54Yes.
15:54Tonight, we could go in with a belated housewarming gift as cover.
16:00Mm-hmm.
16:00And I have several bottles of room-temperature mediocre Chardonnay that I am happy to re-gift.
16:06Really?
16:08You had to know sometime.
16:13No, I like this plan.
16:15Very Greek.
16:25Hey, my love.
16:26Hey, honey.
16:28Daddy's home.
16:29I'm ready for take two on date night.
16:33Oh, hey, little man.
16:37Daddy's gonna get white girl wasted on one-body tea.
16:42I'm sorry, babe, I can't.
16:44Oh.
16:46I'm just so tired.
16:48You know, I've been all day with Miles.
16:50I'm barely standing up now.
16:52No, I understand.
16:53But you should go out.
16:55Do something.
16:56See what Naveen's up to?
16:57No.
16:58No.
16:58Yes, yes.
16:58I'll stay here with you two.
17:00Come on, babe.
17:00I know how much you've been dying to get out.
17:02Really?
17:03I did buy my best shirt.
17:05I'm not wasting my fuck-me shirt on Naveen.
17:07You've been amazing and you deserve to go and have some fun.
17:11I guess I could go for, like, one tiny day.
17:15I'm not sure if Naveen's even gonna be...
17:18I know.
17:19Naveen is free.
17:20I swear that guy's in our walls or something.
17:23I'll go.
17:24Have a good time.
17:25I mean it.
17:26Okay.
17:28Daddy's gonna go get lit.
17:31I won't.
17:32I'll just have one glass of wine and then fall asleep.
17:36This could backfire.
17:38Yeah, but I want to do this for you.
17:40And Darla.
17:42And Darla.
17:52See you soon.
17:53Be careful.
17:55Be careful.
18:07Be careful.
18:32Hello?
18:35Anyone home?
18:41He's not home.
18:42Why would he leave his door open if he's not home?
18:45Maybe we can check for him in the back.
18:47Or the basement.
18:49Maybe he's washing his body.
18:52Like taking a shower?
18:53Yeah, I mean, whatever you...
18:55Why don't we bop in and find out?
18:57You can't just break in.
18:59Samira.
19:00From a legal standpoint, we're not breaking in.
19:02Okay, we're walking into an unlocked house.
19:05Yeah, but is that legal?
19:07It's not a felony.
19:08We have wine.
19:10Hmm?
19:10We'll announce ourselves.
19:14Think about Darla.
19:21Let's go, then.
19:30Hello?
19:33Gary?
19:34It's your neighbors.
19:35It's your friendly neighbors.
19:37Announcing ourselves.
19:40And we wanted to apologize for, um...
19:44Our recent intrusive behavior.
19:48Not cool.
19:49We've also brought you four bottles of the same wine.
19:57Shit.
19:58Probably just a draft.
19:59This place gives me the heebie-jeebies.
20:06It's...
20:07It's all the same.
20:08What do you mean?
20:09The furniture.
20:10It's all the same staging furniture from the open house.
20:13Gary didn't change one thing.
20:15That's so odd.
20:17Todd says it's odd.
20:19What do you think it means?
20:20I think it means he's not planning on staying very long.
20:26Maybe that's the door to the basement.
20:32Come on.
20:33Darla could be this way.
20:36Darla?
20:37Here, girl.
20:41Yep, I just peed a little.
20:52He's here.
21:07I like this.
21:12I like this.
21:21Look at this.
21:24Wow.
21:25This place is unrecognizable.
21:28Do you remember how sticky the floors used to be?
21:30Mm-hmm.
21:31And that pinball machine that they had over there in the corner.
21:33Yeah, remember that thing gave me a snap infection?
21:35Dude, never forget.
21:38R.I.P. Hanks, man.
21:39That place had a certain unsanitary charm.
21:43This is, dare I say, kind of hip.
21:44Right?
21:45I mean, it sort of has that jubilant and slightly horny energy, like a local bar on the night
21:49before Thanksgiving.
21:51Oh, yo.
21:52Check it.
21:53I'm glad that guy survived the regime change.
21:55You know, he worked for Hank for a few years.
21:56Oh, yeah.
21:57Afro beats in Hinkley Hills.
22:00Come on, man.
22:01I wonder if they'd let me do a DJ residency.
22:03You know, maybe this place has genuinely changed.
22:07Ravine the peace.
22:08I spoke too soon.
22:09Ah, good old Benedict Cumberbatch.
22:11Ah, still a classic.
22:13You two lovebirds on a date, huh?
22:15And that cute little shirt.
22:16Mm, that's cute.
22:18That's kind of homophobic, dude.
22:19Come on, don't be such a snowflake.
22:21Mind if I join you?
22:22It's a two-top, so...
22:25I love it for you.
22:26I freaking love this place, huh?
22:29It's my home away from home.
22:31Don't get me wrong.
22:32I love being with a fan, but, uh, as men, we gotta be let off the leash.
22:36You know, biologically wired to wander.
22:38That's just science.
22:40Did you learn that from a podcast?
22:41Yeah.
22:44So, Roborella, how's dad like treating you?
22:47Yeah, you know, it's, um, it's a bit of a learning curve, but we're figuring it out.
22:52I hear you.
22:53Yeah, those first few months after Ainsley was born, Lauren started secretly burning her mail.
22:58All of it.
23:00She thought I was being laced with the anthrax.
23:01What, really?
23:02Yeah, I lost a lot of good sports illustrator that year.
23:05But, hey, it's a postpartum for you.
23:08Shit is real.
23:10Yeah, I mean, it is.
23:13Sometimes I wish I could just crawl inside my wife's head.
23:17Wait, I might know what she needed from me.
23:22Don't feel bad.
23:24It's not your fault.
23:25Women are complex, beautiful creatures.
23:29Evolutionarily designed for resilience.
23:32Okay?
23:33Most men can't even begin to comprehend what Halbert does to a woman.
23:37Yeah, that's, um, wow.
23:42Which is why, you gotta lay down the law, make them listen to reason, otherwise those crazy bitches, they're never
23:47gonna stop burning the mail.
23:48You feel me?
23:49I like that last.
23:49Almost had us in the first half.
23:51All right, I got the next round.
23:52What do you two ladies want?
23:54Rosés?
23:55You're roasted.
23:58I feel like I've been emotionally wedged.
24:02Let's go check upstairs.
24:04What?
24:04No, I think we should fuck the fuck off.
24:12I'm, I'm with Todd.
24:13Fuck the fuck off.
24:14Come on.
24:14We're already here.
24:16Let's go check for Darla.
24:18Let's go check.
24:57You guys.
25:00Darla is not here.
25:02Okay?
25:03We, we made a valiant try, but we need to get out of here.
25:08Ah!
25:10Ah!
25:15Ah!
25:16Who are you?
25:17Why are you in my house?
25:18Who are we?
25:19Who are you?
25:21Betsy.
25:23Betsy Wilson, Gary's wife.
25:25Wife?
25:26He has a wife.
25:29We are so sorry.
25:31This is a misunderstanding.
25:33We're your neighbors.
25:36Hello, hello, neighbor.
25:38Hi, I'm Samira.
25:42Dana.
25:43Dana Richards.
25:44Todd, Todd man, 1D2Ns.
25:47We wanted to bring a gift by to welcome Gary, you both, to the neighborhood.
25:53The door, front door was unlocked.
25:55It's not, it's not a crime.
25:57But it is a security breach and concerning.
26:00That's right.
26:01So we knew we needed to come in and make sure that you were safe.
26:07You said you brought a gift?
26:09Yes.
26:09We brought a bouquet of wine.
26:12Yeah.
26:13For us to all share together as neighbors in fellowship.
26:17Get ready for the puns.
26:18We'll have a shardy party, if you will.
26:21Join us.
26:22It's Shablia grape time.
26:23We were going to bring red, but we were like, maybe Pinot, Pinot.
26:29We're working on that one.
26:37After you.
26:41After us.
26:53You know, we, we had no idea that Gary was married.
26:57Because, you know, we haven't seen you around.
27:01Are you married?
27:02Oh, yes.
27:03Very happily married to my wife, Julia.
27:07Haven't seen her around much, either.
27:10Well, she's been away.
27:17Cute picture.
27:19Is that your family?
27:21It came with the frame.
27:27So, how did you and Gary meet?
27:30Online.
27:31Okay.
27:33Been together a while?
27:35We're newlyweds.
27:36Oh, yeah.
27:37Just like me and my husband.
27:39We've been married for eight months.
27:40City all wedding.
27:41We also have a ten-week-old.
27:43You do the math.
27:44That's my story.
27:45What about you?
27:49I'm not pregnant.
27:51If that's what you're asking.
27:53Same here.
27:55You do the math and the science.
27:58It's not going to happen.
28:00Unless I paid to do it in a...
28:05Or informally with a friend.
28:08Just stop, stop.
28:10Whoa.
28:11The wine just hit me there.
28:13Oh.
28:13You actually have anything to eat?
28:15I might need something to soak up the alcohol before I stumble along.
28:21You want a snack?
28:23Snacks.
28:24We love snacks.
28:28Let me see what I can whip up.
28:30Thank you, Betsy.
28:32Yes.
28:33I hope she makes burgers.
28:37Let's poke round Beth Fisher's house.
28:42Snooping like a little mouse.
28:47Shh.
28:49Don't tell anyone.
28:53Here you go.
28:55Here you go.
29:20What do we have here, Mr. Miles?
29:24Should we see what Don's investment portfolio is?
29:29Hmm?
29:35Oh, what's this?
29:402005.
29:44Hmm.
29:53Robert shows a proclivity towards violence.
30:01Prone to outbursts and antisocial behavior.
30:05It's clear he doesn't have many friends.
30:09The patient's most overwhelming emotion is rage.
30:15Rob?
30:16Our Rob?
30:18Oh.
30:26I mean, is it gauche to ask for a promotion in this climate?
30:30Megan's parents paid for the house, but it's still going to be hard to live the Brie and
30:33Hamon Niberica lifestyle that I'm accustomed to on one salary.
30:37Hey, don't look now, but I think you've got a little admirer over there that is giving
30:41you some serious pupil action.
30:43What time?
30:4510 o'clock.
30:47Subtle.
30:50That is not subtle.
30:57She's not looking at me, dude.
30:59Yes, she is.
30:59No.
31:00No, she's not.
31:00Hey, can you stop being such a white flannel?
31:02I know the split's new, but this could be a good opportunity for you.
31:05Oh, my God, she's coming over.
31:06Okay, cool.
31:07Do not talk about your DJ.
31:08Hi.
31:09Dance hall.
31:10R&B, hip-hop, stuff like that.
31:12Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, DJ.
31:14Oh, sorry.
31:15Hi.
31:16Uh, what up?
31:17I'm so sorry to interrupt.
31:19Um, well, we actually signed up for next game.
31:23Oh, oh, shoot.
31:25We totally stole your spot.
31:26No, no, no, no rush.
31:27No rush.
31:27I just wanted to let you know that we're next.
31:30And, um, I'm actually down to play whoever wins.
31:35Good thing my middle name is Winner.
31:39Uh, I was hoping for that.
31:42I'm, I'm Kate, and...
31:43Oh, sorry, what's your first name?
31:45Naveen.
31:46Um, you know what?
31:47Let me clean this up and, uh, buy you a drink and we can get a game going.
31:54Yeah.
31:55Yeah?
31:55Yeah.
31:56Yeah, okay.
31:57All right.
32:01I think that is my cue to leave you to it.
32:04Maybe it is.
32:06You got this.
32:10Oh, quite the presentation.
32:13Anty.
32:19Sardine.
32:24Are you still hungry?
32:28Because if not, I should probably...
32:30Yes.
32:30I'm starving.
32:32Right, guys?
32:33Aren't you?
32:34Not me.
32:35I'm trying to cut back.
32:37On what?
32:38Well, that's fine.
32:39Because I love it.
32:41It's great for breastfeeding.
32:42You know, oily fish with all the omegas.
32:47Oh, slippery, little sucker.
32:53Mmm, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
33:03Mmm.
33:03Mmm, it's a little baby buddy.
33:05Crunchy.
33:07Crim de la crim.
33:10Yeah, shit.
33:11I'll give it a try.
33:14Whoa.
33:16My hands are so oily.
33:18Don't you hate when that happens, Dana?
33:19You want to come to the bathroom with me while I wash my hands?
33:22I might need an extra set of hands.
33:27Yes, I would be glad to.
33:29And that way, I'll know where the bathroom is in case I have to go to the bathroom, which
33:32I will, because I have a tiny bladder.
33:35It's at the top of the stairs.
33:37Great.
33:38Hmm.
33:40Kind of just slides right down.
33:42Huh.
33:44Let's try the basement.
33:47Are you sure it's this way?
33:55No.
34:02Oh, dust in my throat.
34:05You know, I should probably go check on your friend.
34:08You know, the paint in the library is an interesting hue.
34:13Is that pink, or is it tea rose, or?
34:16I'd say it's more of a flesh.
34:20The basement.
34:22Darla.
34:25After you.
34:47Yeah.
34:52Darla.
34:54Darla.
34:57Darla, your girl.
35:02Darla!
35:07Oh, my goodness.
35:10She's really in there.
35:12Darla!
35:13What are you talking about?
35:15It's the grave of Alison Grant.
35:28Quick, we don't have a lot of time.
35:30Samira, what is going on?
35:32Remember when I told you Alison Grant's parents killed her and buried her in the basement?
35:36Well, allegedly, I thought. But yes?
35:41Wait. What about Darla?
35:44Did you bring us here under false pretenses?
35:47We're still looking for Darla and Alison,
35:50who I think Darla partially found because I saw her the other night.
35:54With a bone nut that she got from Gary's trash can.
36:00Do you mean that Gary might have killed that girl?
36:02Maybe.
36:03And then he killed Darla because she knew too much?
36:06She didn't ask for that.
36:07She just went to shit in someone's yard.
36:09He did say the house had good bones.
36:11Another meaning of the real estate term.
36:13That bastard bought this house as a trophy so he could bask in his terrible crime.
36:20Exactly. And destroy the evidence.
36:23Anything he can get his hands on. Anything he can disinter.
36:26Why didn't you tell us about any of this?
36:28I didn't want you to think I'm crazy.
36:31I need to prove it to myself. I need to know I'm not losing my mind.
36:35You believe me, don't you, Dana?
36:41What do you think?
36:52Proper form. Soft elbows. Bent knees. 20 years of topsoil and annual moisture.
36:59The remains are likely skeletal and they're probably in pieces so investigate all solid things.
37:08So you chose not to add any new decor or personal touches to your home.
37:14Oh. Well, we thought we'd finish, um, fixing up the place.
37:20You're going to need permits here. You know, historical landmark and what have you.
37:30Why don't you go outside?
37:33I'm allergic to the sun.
37:45Hey.
37:47Oh, Jesus.
37:49Rob, you startled me.
37:54Where's Samara?
37:58I think I hit something.
38:00The bone is hard and wet.
38:05What?
38:09Shit.
38:11It's a pipe.
38:15It's a pipe.
38:20I like the wallpaper.
38:23Do you see all the eyes?
38:27All the eyes on the wall looking back at us?
38:32I've always seen the eyes.
38:34Hmm.
38:42I often think I'm the only one who sees the things I see.
38:47How do you mean?
38:49Well, you know, a detail.
38:53But here we are, seeing the same thing.
39:06She had to run errands.
39:11What?
39:11Now?
39:13It's nearly ten o'clock.
39:16You're not angry, are you?
39:23Oh.
39:25Hi.
39:48Oh, hi.
39:56Oh, hi.
40:06Okay.
40:06Good night.
40:08She'll be back any minute.
40:11I know it.
40:12What the hell?
40:17I just want you to know that we all think of you as a very kind, gentle, even-keeled person.
40:25Right, yeah, okay.
40:26Good night, then.
40:31Suspense is building.
40:34I don't want to leave my home.
40:38Neighbors acting distant.
40:40I see them peeping through my window, will you believe me?
40:46Well, thanks for stopping by, neighbors.
40:50Let's not do this again soon.
40:52And I'll send you a bill for the pipe.
41:04Darla, my sweet baby.
41:07He saved the dog.
41:09Come here, baby.
41:11Oh, baby girl.
41:12Oh, my baby, you're home.
41:15Where's your favorite bone?
41:16Yeah, she was just wandering Asheville Crescent.
41:19Thank you so much, all.
41:21Oh, my hero, you brought me my baby.
41:24Oh, oh, oh.
41:24Oh, thank you.
41:25Come on, baby girl.
41:26Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:30Great.
41:31Now he's a hero.
41:33A dog saved is a dog saved.
41:36I sense this somehow peeves you.
41:40I guess you're off the hook now.
41:43I guess I am.
41:45Hey, I learned that I like sardines.
41:49So, you know, win-win.
41:51I'm going to go soak my blisters.
41:54Todd, come help me.
41:56Come in.
42:07Oh, thanks for the wine.
42:18I mean, put aside the fact that you lied to me about going out tonight,
42:21you broke into the house of the guy.
42:23There was no breaking, just entering.
42:25Yeah, okay, of a guy who has already called the cops on you,
42:29and then you start vandalizing his property.
42:32Why were you even in there?
42:33I was looking for Agnes' dog.
42:35Agnes couldn't look after her own dog.
42:37For God's sake, Samira.
42:39This was so reckless and dangerous.
42:42And illegal.
42:43He could have called the cops on you again.
42:47You could have been hurt.
42:49But I'm okay, and he didn't.
42:52I also feel like you're glossing over this whole secret wife thing.
42:56He has a woman stashed in his house like a doll.
42:59She's not the one breaking into people's houses and ripping up their basements.
43:02You don't understand.
43:03No, I don't.
43:06So help me.
43:08Please, help me to understand.
43:10Okay.
43:11Maybe it's not about the dog.
43:14What then?
43:17I know.
43:19I know something's wrong.
43:21That guy is up to something, and I need you to believe me.
43:25What do you think he's up to?
43:28Sticking up Alison Grant's bones.
43:35Samira, I have told you, that is just a rumor.
43:39Do you know what he was burning in that bonfire the other night?
43:42Yeah, I don't know.
43:43Logs.
43:44Newspapers.
43:45Yeah, it's kindling.
43:45That's how people start fires.
43:47Newspapers from 2005, Rob.
43:50Newspapers about her, about Alison Grant.
43:53What?
43:54Why didn't you tell me this?
43:56I was trying to find information online, and I couldn't.
43:59And I started digging.
44:01It was burning evidence about her death.
44:04You have to know that there is...
44:05Enough!
44:06Okay?
44:06It was 20 years ago.
44:08Her body isn't down there.
44:10So just drop it.
44:19I'm sorry.
44:21I'm sorry.
44:22I'm just tired.
44:30I'm sorry.
44:35Samira, I'm sorry.
44:36It's okay.
44:37Consider it dropped.
44:45So, she thought the dead girl's bones were down there?
44:49I mean, I get the instinct.
44:51The vibes radiating off of Gary?
44:54I don't like him.
44:55He's the kind of person that you want to hold your breath when he walks by.
44:58And if he called the cops on me?
45:01Oh, man.
45:01I would hold that grudge until the end of time.
45:05Don't get me started on nightgown lady in the house, either.
45:09In a way, she kind of reminds me of you.
45:12What do you mean?
45:14Well, just in that she can't leave the house, and you don't leave the cul-de-sac.
45:20Of course I leave the cul-de-sac.
45:22No, you don't.
45:23I would see it.
45:24I mean, I see everything.
45:30It's just, I...
45:33I like having clear boundaries set.
45:36No surprises.
45:37I know what to expect.
45:38And then, I don't worry.
45:41Okay?
45:42Agoraphobia is kind of at odds with your rambunctious, live-laugh-love personality, no?
45:49Yeah, well, people are complicated.
45:51For example, I wouldn't guess that adult Charlie Brown would be deeply into avant-garde Japanese workwear,
46:00but we all contain multitudes, don't we?
46:07Okay.
46:08Showed you mine.
46:09You gotta show me yours.
46:10Show you my what?
46:12Your big secret from yesterday.
46:14Come on.
46:15Well, I found a police report.
46:18And?
46:18Let's just say, it's not Gary that we need to be worried about.
46:27It's Rob.
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47:12Now is the saddest experience you'll ever know.
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