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00:14are you familiar with Robert house are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest
00:20man in America not spy on him folks in them outfits don't deserve saving
00:38let her go no I only have one help me please
00:51she'll die without it golden rule motherfucker I am nothing like you
00:56the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood
01:06holy fuck how many of those can you make more than all of human history could ever consume
01:19liaison from the Commonwealth I understand we're discussing a civil war
01:36just so you know I am nice
01:46oh no oh that is I think you might be a ghoul
01:54oh no
02:14I hear something saying
02:25that's the sound of the men working on the chain
02:42Bobby hey I see your eyes closing over there you know what happens when you fall asleep on the job
02:48nothing good that's for sure
02:51come on gang we're only 12 hours into this ship you got 10 more to go
02:55okay
02:58hey you know what try it without the gloves
03:01the meat on your palms I'll give you a better grip just get in there
03:07it hurt a little bit but
03:11I did it keep it up in your big gross cow's hands in no time
03:15yes sir
03:18Trudy
03:20why aren't you making money for me
03:23Lois called me a mean name
03:27Lois is that true
03:30she said I look like a ghoul
03:32well there's nothing wrong with being a ghoul except you're not
03:36I'm a ghoul
03:38Perry over there
03:39no that's a ghoul
03:41disgusting
03:41yeah
03:42this might be a good reminder for everybody
03:45hey hey listen up
03:47little break here real quick everybody
03:49okay
03:53reminder
03:54we're all really really lucky to be here
03:57believe me
03:57I have seen some shit out there
04:00but here we got it made
04:02we got a roof over our heads
04:03a very well defended perimeter
04:05what about water
04:06it just drinks a soda right
04:08you know what the best part about this place is
04:10nobody wakes you up in the morning to do push-ups
04:12or makes you carry out a big old bag all the time
04:15oh no I'd say
04:17life's pretty good
04:19what do we always say
04:20most kids are dead by the stage
04:25okay back to work
04:26let's go
04:54keep up
05:07keep up
05:08keep up
05:29You lost your legionary.
05:31Please, please, please.
06:00I'll wait, profligate.
06:12Hi, sir.
06:14How dare you address the great Caesar?
06:18Caesar?
06:19Do you mean Caesar?
06:22I believe Kaisers are German, and you guys have more of a Roman theme, so I think it's Caesar.
06:30Caesar.
06:37Sir, please, I see that this is a work camp, and if I may, I'm a very...
06:47We're negotiating the rights to your Prima Noctis.
06:52Prima Noctis?
06:57Okay.
06:58First of all, shame on you.
07:01That is awful.
07:03And secondly, Prima Noctis isn't even a Roman tradition.
07:05It's from the Middle Ages.
07:06They were just nasty people borrowing a Latin phrase.
07:08And as much as I want to respect your traditions, there is a line to all that which I think
07:14we have found.
07:16And you should know that I am not even a virgin.
07:19And that's not including all of the cousin stuff I did, which is at least a page or two on
07:22my resume.
07:23So, looks like we're out of options.
07:28You don't mind me saying it seems like you guys might have lost your way out here?
07:31I wouldn't expect to profligate like you to understand.
07:34We're at war.
07:35With who?
07:37The new California Republic, the Khans, the Brotherhood.
07:41But first we must conquer the unrepentant members of Kaisar's Legion.
07:47Over there.
07:58There's two Caesars?
08:00The great founder of this empire?
08:02He died.
08:04We've been at war ever since over who should be his heir.
08:06He wrote down the name of his successor.
08:08He placed it into his divine pocket.
08:12But every time we try to retrieve it, all his Khansar and his followers, they shoot at us.
08:19We are the stalemate.
08:23I may be able to help you.
08:25I have experience with family counseling and sometimes conflict resolution is easier than you think.
08:36Oh, jeez.
08:43Wait, excuse me.
08:45This isn't Rome, okay?
08:47This is America.
08:49Is it?
08:50Yeah, it is.
08:52At least according to all the maps.
08:53Maps drawn by the dead.
08:55All that remains of America is the overwhelming evidence of its failure.
09:00Now, if you'll excuse me, we have a war to win.
09:04You know, speaking of someone who's seen upwards of 15 different movies, if you think everyone else is the bad
09:09guy, chances are you're the bad guy.
09:12But good is not a meaningful vector in history.
09:16Only strength.
09:18I can't do this.
09:22Fuck!
09:25Fuck!
09:29Fuck!
09:30Fuck!
09:37Fuck!
09:45Fuck!
10:28Yeah, well, what a boat's not a boat.
10:33Know what I mean?
10:36Of course you do.
10:49You take out one plank, it's the same as it ever was.
10:56It's just got a hole in it, that's all.
11:03You take out a lot of planks, and all of a sudden, you've got to ask yourself,
11:12what the fuck am I looking at?
11:15This ain't no boat.
11:17It's just a pile of wood, man.
11:21It's just a fucking pile of wood.
11:49I don't know what I'm telling you all this for.
11:54I know you already know all this.
12:03It's just been a while since I had someone worth talking to.
12:11That's all.
12:39It's just a while.
12:47you okay
12:51yeah i uh
12:54i just i i can't seem to get jamie's teddy into the keepsake box
13:02for the vault i just hate leaving anything behind you know
13:08well we may not have to right
13:24well i've got to go to this thing for charlie
13:30okay
14:00what do you know about robert house all i heard is that he's building some kind of weapon system in
14:06vegas
14:07or intel thinks it's connected to what you heard park talking about
14:10you're intel
14:12it's blue for instance a bunch of phone records what else am i supposed to call that
14:18intel i guess
14:20well do you know what your boss wants me to do too
14:31i didn't know
14:33look i want to help
14:34i'll do whatever i can
14:37but there's got to be another way
14:40look where we are coot
14:42half the guys in here have killed people
14:45maybe not the right ones
14:49robber house is just one person
15:02my name is diane welch congresswoman for the district of glendale and if you've never heard of me
15:10it's probably because i'm the only sitting congressperson in this administration to have refused corporate funding
15:18so while i may not be able to afford tv spots and billboards i don't think america can afford any
15:27more corporate influence in washington
15:29get on with it
15:34okay
15:36well today isn't about me it's about you and the sacrifices you have made for this great nation
15:42as a friend to our brothers and sisters and the armed forces it is my honor to award
15:50um let me just find my card here
15:57oh my gosh
16:00the story of today's first honoree is just
16:03i'm gonna go head to head
16:05wonderful if i can find my notes
16:21you getting any awards tonight
16:25uh no
16:26no no i'm just here for an old friend
16:30corporal charlie white knife
16:33yeah
16:34yeah charlie
16:38rumor has it he's a bit of a pinko
16:40is that right
16:44i wouldn't know about that
16:46and what about you mr howard
16:49what about me
16:51oh
16:52cooper howard
16:55american veteran
16:57star of the silver screen
17:02pinko
17:07don't believe everything you read
17:09oh don't get me wrong
17:10i sympathize with pinko point of view
17:14they have grievances with traditional institutions
17:18entirely justified if you ask me
17:21i didn't ask you
17:23it's their solution to the problem
17:26oh
17:27oh
17:28yeah
17:31you back a body into a corner
17:32they're liable to try anything
17:37you back billions of bodies into a corner at the same time
17:42disk
17:46everyone trying to solve the same problem at the same time with a multitude of solutions
17:53messi messi
17:54messi messi
18:01i take it you're not a vet
18:05what gave me away
18:07because a vet would know better than to talk politics
18:10when a man has his dick in his hand
18:15until next time mr howard
18:30the codex is clear about chain of command
18:32we mustn't squander this opportunity
18:35i told you
18:36we're out
18:37i acknowledge the arrival of the paladin from the commonwealth complicates the issue
18:44but
18:45i'm not interested in fighting a rebellion quintus
18:47but the brotherhood began as an act of rebellion
18:55before the war
18:56an ordinary captain was sent to a research center in california
19:01roger
19:03roger
19:04maxson
19:06and when he saw what they were doing there
19:10depraved experiments
19:12on human subjects
19:14well then
19:16roger
19:17maxson
19:18had to ask himself
19:19who did he serve
19:21his god
19:25or his government
19:33he chose his god
19:36he shot the scientists
19:38he shot the people who tried to stop him
19:41his government had defied god
19:44and for that
19:45he defied his government
19:49but he wasn't punished
19:51he was saved
19:54so that he could found
19:56our
19:57noble
19:58order
20:02if our rebellion
20:04is righteous
20:06the way will be paved for us
20:13i told you
20:17i don't go in for the religious stuff
20:23give the cold fusion relic
20:25to the commonwealth
20:43my lord
20:46this xander guy
20:49this xander guy
20:52if i could just kill him
20:58but that's what we do here
21:01isn't it
21:07behold
21:08the dimness
21:10of the sword
21:13we just lost the alliance
21:15if we kill xander
21:17the envoy from the commonwealth
21:19it will be war
21:20and without the support of the other chapters
21:23it will end
21:24with all our heads
21:26on spice
21:27yes my lord
21:28but if our cause is righteous
21:30i have no need
21:32for the thoughts of a sword
21:37leave
21:45must i repeat myself
21:52no my lord
22:10there he is
22:11there he is
22:19what do you want
22:20well my arrival seems to have put a damper on the conversation
22:26your clerics
22:27your clerics won't even look at me
22:30you guys have a lot of clerics
22:32you know that
22:35yeah i guess we do
22:36yeah scurrying around everywhere
22:38like little cockroaches
22:41right
22:43i mean we have clerics back at the commonwealth
22:45they're just not like in charge you know
22:47i know every chapter of the brotherhood is a little different
22:50but this one
22:52sucks
22:53no offense
22:56i shouldn't be talking to you
22:58chain of command
22:59good man
23:00see
23:02that's a soldier for you
23:10your elder cleric is about to make a mistake
23:12the brotherhood that you believe in
23:14that i believe in
23:15we are the last bastion of order in this country
23:19we are a bulwark against chaos
23:24if you ask me
23:25fomenting a rebellion
23:27sounds a lot like chaos
23:34you know back east
23:35it's guys like us who call the shots
23:38the people who put their ass on the line
23:41that
23:41is foundational to the brotherhood ethos
23:44your clerics
23:46what do they do stand around
23:47give speeches
23:49we
23:50are the ones who bleed
23:57what do you want me to do about it
24:02just talk to me
24:04you know this isn't the first time that the brotherhood has been on the verge of civil war
24:08but
24:09if us soldiers figure something out
24:12it won't be the first time that cooler heads have prevailed
24:20what do you say
24:28yeah let's talk
24:31hot dog
24:44well miss lucy
24:46how's that golden rule working out for you now
24:51what the fuck
25:13looks like we got our self civil war
25:15looks like we got ourselves a civil war
25:19well shit
25:21But what you think, dog?
25:34What?
25:37Don't look at me like that.
25:38I don't like her either.
25:40But we're going to need her down the line.
25:44I ain't going up against two legions in one afternoon.
25:47We need some help.
25:48Well, this is about the best place to get it.
25:51Used to be, anyway.
26:32The best place to get it.
26:32Let's go.
27:04Howdy, p-p-p-p-partner.
27:07Is that you, Victor?
27:10V-victor?
27:11Well, that sure does sound familiar.
27:13Well, Dagnabbit, spent the last ten years thinking I was a soda machine.
27:18What the fuck are you doing here?
27:21Well, beats me, partner.
27:23Someone did a number on my numbers.
27:26Memory's all jimble-jambled.
27:29Is that right?
27:31Well, I gotta save a dipshit balty from the Legion.
27:35Came here hoping to get some help from the NCR.
27:38NCR? I ain't seen them.
27:40Who's running these parts these days?
27:42Well, you know how it is round here.
27:44The NCR and the Legion going at each other like cats and dogs.
27:48Though now we got the Legion fighting the Legion like cats and dogs, too.
27:52Is that so?
27:55But you know what they say in Vegas.
27:58Everyone's a winner.
28:00Eventually.
28:01The same goes for losing, in my experience.
28:05Except for one man.
28:08A man that built you.
28:13Where's Robert House?
28:15He's gone.
28:16He had all the money in the world.
28:18But all he really wanted was to live forever.
28:22Life just ain't fair, I guess.
28:24Well, typically, I would agree.
28:27But you should know better than anyone that House had a knack for planning ahead.
28:32Oh, he had plans, all right.
28:34But he needed that cold fusion doodad from before the war.
28:39Didn't you have something to do with all that?
28:43Way back when?
28:49Oh, you're leaving already.
28:51Ain't nobody around to keep poor Victor company these days.
28:54Just them rangers up in the hills.
28:57Rangers in the hills?
28:59Well, you know how it is.
29:01The NCR and the Legion, they can't stop fighting.
29:04Like cats and dogs.
29:07Much obliged, Victor.
29:08Well, I'll be seeing you.
29:10I'm sure you will.
29:22We need a pilot.
29:24And let someone else have all the fun?
29:26Let's go.
29:27Well, I should grab my...
29:28You don't need your armor.
29:29I got a spare you could use.
29:31They give you spares?
29:39Sugar doll, sugar doll, sweet as you can be.
29:44Don't you dare to take nobody else but me.
29:50Motion assist servos.
29:52Nice.
29:54Yeah, I don't know anything about any of that shit, man.
29:56I just know how to kick ass in it, you know?
29:58Don't worry.
29:59Perfect.
30:00You ever flown one of these?
30:02Oh, no, no.
30:03Here, let me give you control right now.
30:05Hold on.
30:05Go, go, go.
30:06Go, go.
30:06Go, go.
30:07Go, go, go.
30:07Okay.
30:09You gotta try it.
30:12Soon.
30:16Hey, Maximus.
30:18Can we just be hard-dicked for a second?
30:21Oh, yeah.
30:25Unless you guy Quintus gives me that relic, you and me are going to be on the front line
30:29shooting at each other soon.
30:32And I know you're very good, but trust me, you don't want that heat.
30:37And I don't know, I'm just thinking, if I go home with a relic, there's no bloodshed,
30:42you know?
30:47I'll be honest with you, man.
30:49We are really up against it back home.
30:52Without that relic you found, we risk losing the Commonwealth.
30:56And if the Commonwealth falls, civilization won't last much longer.
31:03What do you mean, won't last?
31:05I mean, look at it out here.
31:06It can get worse.
31:09Trust me.
31:15Just think about it, that's all.
31:18I trust your judgment, Maximus.
31:21So should you.
31:30Oh, fuck yeah!
31:34What is it?
31:35Power signatures in a complex nearby.
31:37Looks like unauthorized automated activity.
31:40You're 2,000 miles away from home.
31:43What do you care about a couple of robots in the desert?
31:45We're the Brotherhood of Steel.
31:47We keep the wasteland safe.
31:49This is what we do.
31:52This is what we have to do.
31:56Oh, here it is!
32:02Hot dog!
32:06Come on!
32:09Yeah!
32:10Hot dog!
32:12Yeah!
32:28Oh, I know.
32:40Captain Rodriguez of the New California Republic.
32:47Well, I can see your salutations haven't changed.
32:50Whoa! Doctor!
32:59Stop! Don't hurt them!
33:02Why not?
33:03This school and the NCR go way back.
33:12You ready?
33:13You gotta be ready. They're coming any day.
33:16You gotta be ready.
33:19If I may,
33:22the New California Republic may want to drop the word
33:25to move because y'all looking dusty as hell.
33:29Where is everybody?
33:31Up here it's just us.
33:33We've been cut off from reinforcements
33:35for more than a decade.
33:38They're coming.
33:39Guess, uh,
33:40time takes a toll on some more than others.
33:47Shady Sam's fellow, we had a battalion out east.
33:50We could still get to them.
33:51Shady Sam's.
33:53You do know that was over 20 years ago, right?
34:03The Legion has us boxed, Dan.
34:06We've lost touch with our battalion.
34:08Please, help us contact them.
34:10Let our people know we're still out here.
34:12Huh.
34:15So funny.
34:17I'm in a minor predicament.
34:19I came to the NCR looking for help
34:21based on the cozy ass assumption
34:23that the good guys would prevail
34:24in the great state of Nevada.
34:25We're winning the war.
34:26We are.
34:27Well, if this is winning,
34:29I would hate to see what losing looks like.
34:42Please, the stuff we fight for,
34:46clean water, schools,
34:50rights for folks like you.
34:53The story has it.
34:54You used to believe in those things, too.
34:59Please, help us.
35:02Before we're captured.
35:13Ain't nobody coming.
35:15Because I ain't nobody left.
35:27A little piece of advice
35:28has helped me sleep at night over the years.
35:31When something's dead,
35:34it's usually because it deserves to die.
36:04All right, bro.
36:04Let's do this.
36:08In here.
36:10Come on, Max.
36:12I'm coming.
36:13Hold up.
36:15Halt. Display. Unpredictable.
36:18Greetings, visitor. Would you pay for a neck or foot massage today?
36:22There will be no massage. Identification intruder.
36:25Please remove your clothing and apply a complementary towel.
36:29Cancel massage for the protocol immediately.
36:31Include the non-portal upgraded activating version.
36:35With Swedish vibration pads.
36:38Include the reserve.
36:39Relaxation imminent.
36:41Surprise.
36:53What is that?
36:57What's this?
37:07Come on.
37:08You big metallic piece of shit.
37:10Yeah.
37:13Ha, ha, ha.
37:14Yeah.
37:15Fuck on this.
37:20That's all you got?
37:31Hey, Xander.
37:32You okay?
37:33Sucker.
37:39Hey, Max.
37:40You want a piece of this?
37:43Oh, hell yeah.
37:44Yeah.
37:44Over here, you two.
37:45That's a fool.
37:47Come on, big head.
38:03Come on, big head.
38:05Hey, nice one.
38:06Alright.
38:07Boom.
38:08Yeah.
38:10Gee whiz.
38:10That felt good.
38:12Did you hear that?
38:13Yeah.
38:14You wanna turn with this?
38:16Wow.
38:17Do you think you fucked down?
38:22Got it?
39:53Our way.
39:55Whatever the fuck y'all say to each other.
39:58You claim to have information for Kaisar.
40:00Well, I understand that the Legion ain't fans with a linear progression of time.
40:05Or the soft sea, for that matter.
40:08But I bet you still understand cause and effect.
40:11Now, I give you something you want.
40:15And, well, you give me something I want.
40:21Or, we can put you up on a cross until you give us what we want.
40:24Well, yeah, you could do that.
40:27Or you could exterminate the last holdout of the new California Republic.
40:39I can tell you where they're hiding.
40:48Now, remember, these are the 45s.
40:51They're hard as hell to walk in.
40:53And this power armor is so goddamn hot from the fires that it's melting the snow beneath my feet.
40:57And I'm dragging this guy.
41:00You know, just dragging him through the mud and the slush.
41:03And I don't know if this poor damn grunt is dead or alive.
41:08So, the first chance I get, I take cover, take a knee, open up that visor.
41:14And who do I see standing right back at me?
41:18It's Cooper Howard.
41:22That's right.
41:24And you know what he said to me?
41:26Coop.
41:27You remember?
41:31Uh, how do I look?
41:34Now, that's a lie, ladies and gentlemen.
41:35That is a lie.
41:37I mean, the movie star Cooper Howard, he probably would have said that.
41:40But the man I was looking at, he looked up at me and he said,
41:46How are the others?
41:51Nearly burnt alive.
41:54And he was worried about our squad.
41:57Fucking Marines, huh?
42:01We like to tell stories about what we did out there.
42:06Again, not all of them, anyways.
42:10Some of them we can't tell.
42:15But the ones we do tell.
42:18We tell them to make us feel good about what we did.
42:30To give us hope that it was all for the right reasons.
42:36But we're just Marines.
42:39We don't get the privilege of knowing.
42:41We just had to go off of what they told us.
42:46They told us that it was all on the line.
42:49Fate of the whole free world.
42:53With the stakes stacked that high,
42:56we didn't get much choice, did we?
42:59And I guarantee you,
43:01the guys on the other side
43:02got told the same shit.
43:06Tonight,
43:07we bury the new California Republic.
43:10For God!
43:20At the end of the day,
43:22we just gotta hope
43:24that we bet on the right side.
43:27The side that protects the people you love.
43:30Because if it did,
43:32I guess that's worth doing pretty much anything.
43:36Even something bad.
43:47Anyway,
43:48thank you for the potato salad.
43:51It's good seeing all of you.
43:53And, uh,
43:55thank you.
43:57We can't leave without your award.
44:02It's a commemorative lighter.
44:05So, congratulations, Corporal.
44:26Don't thank me yet.
44:35This is for you.
44:43I gave that to me
44:44for saving a man.
44:47Not for killing the three
44:48it took to do it.
44:49Go ahead.
45:05I gave it to you.
45:06Do you?
45:17Maybe this was a mistake
45:20Why?
45:21What did you do?
45:24I don't know, maybe something good
45:28Maybe something stupid
45:59What did you do?
46:11What did you do?
46:42Oh, it's just a baby abomination
46:46Hey, buddy
46:48Where are your friends?
46:51Well, there's one, there's always another
46:56All right, I know there's more of you here, so you better come on out
47:00Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you
47:12Oh, good little one
47:20Oh, jackpot
47:22What, you guys playing hide and seek?
47:25I love that game
47:28It's okay, it's okay
47:29You're okay
47:30Yeah, you're all okay
47:35All right, I'm going to split you up into two groups, okay?
47:39Okay, if you have smooth skin, walk over to this side of the tables
47:48Wrinkles
47:49Wrinkles, stay right here in front of me, okay?
47:54Okay, wait, Xander
47:56Xander
47:57All right, smooth skins
47:58Close your eyes
48:02Please stop
48:05Hi
48:06Hello
48:09Oh, FMA
48:10I'm the manager here
48:12And, uh, I just asked you
48:15Please don't do what you're about to do
48:19I know I don't have a lot of leverage here or anything, but
48:21You know, they're just, they're just kids
48:24Well, who cares, right?
48:27They're not kids
48:29They're abominations
48:32And so are you
48:34But they are kids
48:37Xander
48:38Xander, come on, man, we don't
48:39No
48:40Please, Xander, please stop
48:41The codex is clear on this
48:44And without the rules
48:46Where are we?
48:47Fuck the codex, Xander
48:49Listen to me
48:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no
48:52I'm down
48:52Stop, Xander
48:53No, no, no, no, no, no
48:55What are you?
48:55No
48:56No
49:24Hey, man
49:27Hey
49:31Uh, what you been up to?
49:35I think I just started a war
49:40Okay
49:42Yeah
49:43Well, um
49:45I'm the floor manager here
49:47So it sounds like you both got a lot going on right now
49:53Yeah
49:55Cold as a cottage
49:57Hot as a cold
49:58Hot dog, buddy
49:59Well, bless my soul
50:01I'm a rock
50:02Rockin' on the town of the line
50:06Hot dog, buddy
50:07Hot dog, all the time
50:11Has legs like a rooster
50:13Highs like a frog
50:14When I hear music
50:15I'll have a hot dog
50:16I'm a rockin'
50:18Rockin' on the town of the line
50:21Hot dog, buddy
50:23A hot dog all the time
50:27Hot dog, buddy
50:29Hot dog, buddy
50:31Hot dog, buddy
50:31Hot dog, buddy
50:34Hot dog, buddy
50:53Hot dog
50:55Hot dog
50:59Hot dog
50:59Hot dog, buddy
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