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00:00:49Cadet Dan Ramey, personal message, stardate 868858.7
00:00:56Dear mother and father, in the three weeks since the academy began, I'm confident I'm maintaining the standard of excellence
00:01:03we agreed upon.
00:01:07As I promised, last the bed, first the rice.
00:01:29Ooh.
00:01:47Whoa.
00:01:49Whoa.
00:01:49Wait, you already-what time do you-For speed and agility days, or for power days?
00:01:54either 4 40 a.m. for speed and agility 3 30 a.m. for power anyway i gotta go hit
00:01:58the track for
00:01:58sprints see around sleepyhead i strive to be first in each endeavor every day brings a new
00:02:05opportunity to prove myself starfleet academy report for cardio and sprint war college you
00:02:13have weight and flexibility i want to see that you want to be here do you want to be here
00:02:30let's go
00:02:30show me you're worthy of this uniform get moving wait let's go
00:02:38do you call that a lance lower cadet no one
00:02:44to the night cadet to the night what is this is this a team party get out no no we're
00:02:50war college versus starfleet academy who will win the cats are even it's cadet nearing the lead
00:02:59get out here for the win
00:03:06that was disappointing slash underwhelming dude what was that you're the best in the war college and
00:03:12smoked you embarrassing
00:03:22next station romeo
00:03:25every warrior knows that you live each day with an eye towards death
00:03:30as she walks free and upright amongst the living but if by chance you survive until tomorrow
00:03:35we'll be having tryouts for the calica team sign up here
00:03:41sarum raimi captain of the kyan in all planet under 18 team for four years running there is no need
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00:03:47speed it it scared you
00:03:53genesis life captain of the inner base youth league five years and change and top of her class and student
00:03:59ambassador to the model fight council when do you sleep admiral's daughter we don't need sleep what
00:04:06happens if you do you get court martial
00:04:11they'll never know not easy being an animal's daughter takes daddy issues to a whole new level
00:04:15for sure also makes losing out of the question too bad they can only be one captain though
00:04:21if anything sorry yes you'll have to learn to live with disappointment
00:04:26good luck i'll cut the ponytail off do it you did not grow up playing calica either i know i
00:04:33i haven't played anything not a team guy i'm more of a rely on myself and don't get killed guy
00:04:38hey hey oh what's he says he's allergic to organize sports so which part the sports
00:04:45and the fact that they're organized oh that's funny academy cadets do you find it challenging to run
00:04:57while also debating the ethical ramifications of hurting the floor do you find it challenging to be a war
00:05:02college douchebag no you're best dude i just got smacked in the head you're gonna take up half her
00:05:08space get ready to be target practice oh i see we don't like each other don't talk i smell
00:05:20here you know properly channel those feelings of inadequacy for me too
00:05:24well in your case just more inadequacy better love the uniforms guys
00:05:29maybe the only thing about the war college that stays relevant all right this has been fun but i
00:05:35don't think you guys can afford to take any more time away from whatever it is you're um
00:05:40compensating for starfleet academy is an experiment like all experiments it must prove its value
00:05:45the war college has nothing to prove then why'd you go out of your way to hit me in the
00:05:48head with
00:05:48the ball you're an angry toddler yeah maybe our very large klingon friend will smack the eyebrows off your
00:05:55freaking face
00:06:01no blood will be shed on my court without my express permission back to your classes now
00:06:14ah darryl my scar it's painful how'd you get it you ever fought someone with a knife between your
00:06:21ribs i don't have ribs you know i used to know a guy like that war college bicep back on
00:06:26kyania
00:06:26oh please god no my parents didn't think we were a good match your parents tell you who to date
00:06:31nah well i mean the relationship was doomed after i slept with his sister both of them actually and
00:06:37their cousin i would love to just have one shower without having to hear about darren's multiple
00:06:41polycule underwater hookups
00:06:47we indeed violate the fundamental laws of temporal mechanics to achieve
00:06:55oh boy okay whoa that's a lot
00:07:13oh
00:07:17get me out of here
00:07:22attention starfleet cadets we did the enjoy yourself
00:07:35this is war
00:07:47this is
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00:09:32Do you aspire to be the best and brightest in the galaxy?
00:09:37Exceed your physical, mental and spiritual limits?
00:09:43Be the captain of your own destinies at Starfleet Academy.
00:09:47Applicants of all species are welcome.
00:09:49Is the voiceover too stupid?
00:09:50We are about to have a prank war on our hands just as the oversight committee arrives.
00:09:55This is a PR dumpster fire.
00:09:58Commander, in our line of work, something is on fire all the time and everything is on fire at the
00:10:10time.
00:10:10Be that as it may, as a War College graduate, I can promise you they shenaned once, they'll shenan again.
00:10:17Well done, number one.
00:10:20Advice.
00:10:22I thought you would never ask, Chancellor.
00:10:24This is your only possible response.
00:10:31Demand a formal apology from Calrec and he nips it in the bud or kills it in the cradle if
00:10:36you prefer.
00:10:36I'm good with a plant metaphor.
00:10:38It's not our job to resolve our students' problems for them.
00:10:41We're in the teach them how to fish business.
00:10:44Also, it's not fun.
00:10:47Remember those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail?
00:10:50You've said it yourself.
00:10:51Your tacit approval hands them ammunition in front of the committee.
00:10:55I'm beginning to get the feeling you don't trust me.
00:10:57Quite the opposite.
00:10:58I trust that you'll come to the right decision before it's too late.
00:11:03So you don't trust me?
00:11:04Laura, this is kid shit.
00:11:06Forgive my language.
00:11:08I'm pro-kid shit.
00:11:09They grew up in the burn.
00:11:11I'm not going to crush the life out of them any more than the universe already has.
00:11:15Captain, Chancellor, I choose to work for you and not Calrec for three reasons.
00:11:21I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace and despite what you may think, I believe in you.
00:11:28What's the third thing?
00:11:29I just find him very odd.
00:11:33And that whole tea fetish.
00:11:35Tea fetish?
00:11:38Out of all the fetishes available?
00:11:41Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel?
00:11:44You know that a single transgression is like a weed.
00:11:49Yank it now or it multiplies and strangles the entire field.
00:11:54What's with you on the plant metaphors?
00:11:56I hear you, Commander.
00:11:58I do.
00:11:59Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did too.
00:12:04What's that?
00:12:05That's a cool idea.
00:12:07Chancellor, we were basically naked.
00:12:08No, completely naked.
00:12:10Everybody was looking at us like we were insane.
00:12:11Like we're crazy.
00:12:12In front of the homeschool.
00:12:13What about our honor?
00:12:15I took a bath for the first time.
00:12:16You want us to get back at them with botany?
00:12:19Seriously?
00:12:19I don't know, guys.
00:12:20Do you think botany can end a prank war or did you have other ideas?
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Hit him back harder.
00:12:26Bring some serious pain.
00:12:27Wait till exams and then fix their servers.
00:12:30Like I...
00:12:32We are going to plant and grow the rare and highly protected fetus reflux.
00:12:39Despite being known as the empathy flower, it's not actually a flower.
00:12:43It's a fungus.
00:12:48Speak your mind, cadet.
00:12:50Don't hold back.
00:12:56Chancellor, respectfully, this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard.
00:12:59How is this strategic in...
00:13:01Strategic...
00:13:04Energy from Washington, New York.
00:13:09Ever read the art of war, Raimi?
00:13:12I have a lot of...
00:13:13Century B.C., Sun Tzu learned patience in the garden and respect for the opponent.
00:13:18They got you pretty bad.
00:13:20They got you pretty bad.
00:13:21If I may, Chancellor, it was not an original idea.
00:13:25The war college stole that prank.
00:13:28Cadet Sam ran a search through old Starfleet disciplinary records.
00:13:32In the 28th century, some cadets transported the entire first-year class
00:13:36from the Islamic showers to the rules of Alcatraz.
00:13:39It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down.
00:13:43No way.
00:13:44It's legendary.
00:13:46Then you've already learned your opponent's lack of imagination.
00:13:48Grab a trowel.
00:13:49Grab a trowel.
00:13:50Oh my god.
00:13:51Anybody who rolls their eyes, gets expelled.
00:13:53I guess expelled.
00:13:56Spritz the spores.
00:13:59Add the growth accelerant.
00:14:02Venus only blooms at night.
00:14:06So be patient.
00:14:09Plants are like cadets.
00:14:10All they need is water, food, and a little encouragement.
00:14:15Go, go, go.
00:14:20Specialist Krebs, your Talaxian furfly is attempting to mate with a beaker.
00:14:25Please intervene.
00:14:27Doing great, buddy.
00:14:29I love you.
00:14:29Okay.
00:14:30Y'all ready for Calica tryouts?
00:14:32No, I will not pursue violence in any form.
00:14:36I have chosen the XO Ecology Club in that same time slot.
00:14:40I know.
00:14:41I respect that.
00:14:45But, I swiped your delta while you were showering.
00:14:48I maybe signed you up?
00:14:51What the hell, Genesis?
00:14:53What?
00:14:54It's just...
00:14:54No, no, no.
00:14:55I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay?
00:14:59I don't do spirit tribes or teams.
00:15:02I want to be captain.
00:15:03I need to be captain.
00:15:05And when I am, I need my strongest players.
00:15:08You fought the Venori well.
00:15:10Look around.
00:15:12Look at that.
00:15:15Sorry.
00:15:16It's on your shoe.
00:15:25We need you.
00:15:27Please.
00:15:32How's your, um...
00:15:34Your beta soy princess?
00:15:35President's daughter, and she's not anybody's.
00:15:38Well, I guess your tour was so compelling, she went and ran away to the war college.
00:15:45She ain't comment, rejected.
00:15:48But I get the vibe she likes sports.
00:15:50Okay.
00:15:51I'll do it if you stop talking.
00:15:56Strategy, skill, teamwork.
00:15:59Calica is more than just a game.
00:16:02I want you to write your minds and prepare your hearts for battle.
00:16:08There are two teams, each with a mascot.
00:16:11The mascot protects a target.
00:16:15The goal of the game is simple.
00:16:18Fight your way to the other side of the field and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's mascot.
00:16:25But, tryouts today will not be easy.
00:16:29You'll be scored in a series of drills.
00:16:32Highest score makes the team.
00:16:36I want you to strike with the force of a thousand tachyons.
00:16:41Strike until your opponent's innards liquefy and...
00:16:45And, you'll do it all while wearing really snazzy uniforms.
00:16:51Eh.
00:16:52You all know Coach Reno?
00:16:54Professor!
00:16:55How did you talk to Power Mechanics?
00:16:57I'm a nerd jock hybrid.
00:16:59Each team is made up of eight players, a mascot, and an alternate.
00:17:03The mascot is the last line of defense.
00:17:06They protect the target.
00:17:08What kind of mascot?
00:17:09What are we working with?
00:17:11What we're working with is a hunt to push-ups.
00:17:13Now!
00:17:14And the next interruption, 200.
00:17:17Using the mascot in the game is a tradition.
00:17:20Way back, Starfleet's was a Laffling.
00:17:23Fuzzy, mean like a koala.
00:17:25Cute like a targ.
00:17:27They called him...
00:17:28Lappy.
00:17:28They called him Lappy.
00:17:31So, it's basically like a fun game with a laser tag?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36Just like laser tag.
00:17:40Not like laser tag!
00:17:44What is happening?
00:17:46I warned you, tryouts would not be easy.
00:17:50Calica prepares you for real-world combat.
00:17:54Which is why I will not have a losing Calica team at this academy.
00:18:00Today's obstacle course is designed to show me what each of you is made of.
00:18:05Every move you make will gain or lose you one individual point.
00:18:10Any cadet who rings the bell of victory at the end of the obstacle course, wins a bonus point.
00:18:17The top eight cadets will make the team.
00:18:20The rest of you will live in shame.
00:18:23Begin!
00:18:27Release the drones!
00:18:41Clear drones!
00:18:45You forgot about us!
00:18:51Bonus point live.
00:18:55Bonus point, Raimi.
00:18:59Bonus point live.
00:19:02Bonus point, Raimi.
00:19:05Bonus point, Raimi.
00:19:13A little feedback.
00:19:14You're trying too hard.
00:19:16Slowing you down.
00:19:23The Calica game phaser.
00:19:26It will not win the game for you.
00:19:29Look who finally showed up.
00:19:30But it can keep you from losing.
00:19:33Better late than never.
00:19:34I'm showering with my Delta from now on.
00:19:36The phaser has only one setting.
00:19:41Oh!
00:19:44Transport.
00:19:46If you are hit, you will be beamed out of play and into the casualty box for the entirety of
00:19:51that round.
00:19:52You will be able to rejoin your team in the next one.
00:19:58Do not be late again.
00:20:11Lone Wolf came to play.
00:20:21Dad, why do you hate sports?
00:20:23I do.
00:20:24I hate them.
00:20:29Yes, men, yes!
00:20:32No, men, no!
00:20:36Mirror, disqualification.
00:20:44I can't see them through the smoke.
00:20:46I can't see them.
00:20:47I can't see them, please.
00:20:56I can't see them.
00:20:57Come on, she's porous!
00:21:00Yeah, the best of us are.
00:21:02And it's permeable, not porous.
00:21:04Get your pee straight.
00:21:07Five minutes left, cadets!
00:21:09If you want to make the team, impress me now!
00:21:13Perfect!
00:21:14A little feedback?
00:21:15You're not trying hard enough.
00:21:17It's making you stupid.
00:21:27I want blood.
00:21:28There's no blood.
00:21:29I want blood in it.
00:21:30You need blood in food.
00:21:31Absolutely.
00:21:32To consider it food.
00:21:32To tear into pieces.
00:21:33It doesn't sound healthy.
00:21:34That's the only way it should be.
00:21:36Roqueque, blood pie, reggaet, mom, grandpa, blood sauce, heart, tar, and blood sauce.
00:21:50Hey, can you distract him from me for a sec?
00:21:53With what?
00:21:54I don't know.
00:21:55Use your biting humor.
00:21:56Nothing about me is funny.
00:21:58Ha!
00:21:59That's funny!
00:22:00Hey!
00:22:01Chism!
00:22:03Greetings, more college brethren.
00:22:05Hey!
00:22:06You!
00:22:07Hello.
00:22:08My name is Jayden.
00:22:10Jayden.
00:22:11It means he who crosses oceans of fire.
00:22:14So, yeah.
00:22:16I'm Kyle.
00:22:18It means...
00:22:19Kyle.
00:22:20Mm-hmm.
00:22:24Yay!
00:22:25Great!
00:22:26As we were discussing Klingon humor, I discovered two Klingon jokes.
00:22:31Waiter.
00:22:32What is this ghar doing in my own mature?
00:22:38Screaming.
00:22:41Because duh, it's dying.
00:22:44What?
00:22:44Hold on.
00:22:45What was the second one?
00:22:48Please, no.
00:22:53Excuse me, miss.
00:22:54Don't I know you?
00:22:55Nope.
00:22:56Yeah, I do.
00:22:57Uh-huh.
00:22:59Tarima, right?
00:23:00Kayla Mare.
00:23:01Tour guide.
00:23:02Turns out you forgot to fill out a comment card.
00:23:05Shoot, I must have left you in my other pants.
00:23:07I can't remember how many stars I gave you.
00:23:09Five.
00:23:10Definitely five.
00:23:11Out of five?
00:23:11Doesn't sound like me.
00:23:14I get why you enrolled in the wrong school,
00:23:15but you could have just come to the academy and avoided me there.
00:23:18Believe it or not, I didn't choose to work college because of you.
00:23:21Uh-huh.
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:25Okay.
00:23:31Blink twice if this is a hostage situation.
00:23:36Ultimate theory.
00:23:37Oh, yeah?
00:23:37Your whole life on BetaZed was rules and walls, and now that you can go anywhere and be anything...
00:23:44You freaked out, and you chose the war college because it's safer.
00:23:47Glib, reductive, and stupid.
00:23:49Love to be analyzed like this.
00:23:51Yeah, I get it.
00:23:52Too much freedom at the academy, right?
00:23:54Too many ancient Bajoras, scripture classes, interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs.
00:24:03So you decided to join the asshole factory instead.
00:24:05Oh, and we're done.
00:24:07Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole.
00:24:09I'm the asshole, okay?
00:24:11Look, I'm sorry.
00:24:12But you...
00:24:13Anything before the word but is bullshit.
00:24:15No, no, no.
00:24:15You didn't even tell me.
00:24:18After everything that we've been through.
00:24:20Everything?
00:24:26Yeah.
00:24:27I don't know.
00:24:28I kind of thought we had some... energy between us.
00:24:35Is that completely wrong?
00:24:52Are you okay?
00:24:56Did I do that?
00:25:02Caleb, we're strangers.
00:25:04Oh, okay.
00:25:06We are strangers.
00:25:08We're strangers, yeah.
00:25:09You feel a certain way about me, and you think...
00:25:12I feel that way too, except I just haven't realized it yet.
00:25:15And you think if you keep barking at me, I'll eventually get there.
00:25:18You need all the score you can get.
00:25:33If you are here, then congratulations.
00:25:37Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible than everyone else's.
00:25:43Or your score was just plain terrible, but you fit the Laplane costume.
00:25:54Congrats, Lappy.
00:25:56Welcome to the Calica team.
00:25:58Sweet.
00:25:59It's an honor.
00:26:01And we didn't forget Team Captain.
00:26:04Blythe, Raimi, you guys tied.
00:26:07Commander Thock wanted you to settle it by digging each other's graves,
00:26:11with the loser getting their eyes plucked out by Baby Gorn.
00:26:16Unfortunately, we weren't able to get that cleared by the Alumni Association.
00:26:21Side-by-side shootout.
00:26:23The winner is your captain.
00:26:26Computer, activate simulation.
00:26:28Simulation is activated.
00:26:32It's on!
00:26:35It's on!
00:26:37It's on!
00:26:38It's on!
00:26:40Target 1.
00:26:42Tie.
00:26:42Target 2. Tie.
00:26:45Target 3. Tie.
00:26:48Target 4. Tie.
00:26:52Target 5. Tie.
00:26:55Tide. Target six. Six to six. Tide. Boy, you two just love a Tide. First one to eight takes it.
00:27:04Target seven. Good focus. Tide. Making those daddy issues work for you. What did you say, you piece of shit?
00:27:11Target eight. Raimi. Target nine. Raimi. Darum Raimi is your new Calica captain.
00:27:33Let's hear it. Come on, let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. What's that supposed
00:27:40to be? I believe it is a captain's chair. And I believe he's hoisted by his whooping posse of dudes.
00:27:47This guy isn't suffering.
00:27:59Do you aspire to be the best and brightest in the galaxy?
00:28:07Good God.
00:28:09I soiled myself.
00:28:11I got it!
00:28:17Where am I?
00:28:25Exceed your physical, mental, and spiritual limits.
00:28:33Be the captain of your own destiny at Starfleet Academy.
00:28:37Where did they find these people?
00:28:47Calm down.
00:28:50Ask Bunny.
00:28:51Oh, yeah.
00:28:51R.H.M. off the club.
00:28:53So sad.
00:28:55Calica.
00:28:56Right.
00:28:57Playing for a short night.
00:28:58Aye, aye, captain.
00:29:00Good night, Academy.
00:29:01Bye.
00:29:02Bye.
00:29:03Bye.
00:29:08Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed.
00:29:11Welcome, Commander Calricks.
00:29:13Your security is pretty serious.
00:29:15Well, we tried funny.
00:29:20It's critical to use the proper tools.
00:29:24Fresh, dried leaves, water, heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius.
00:29:33If one step is handled carelessly, the result is...
00:29:43a weak cup.
00:29:50Cheers.
00:29:51You don't cheers.
00:29:53Oh, if you muster, place the spoon at 12 o'clock,
00:29:58then softly fold the liquid back and forth 12 times to 6 o'clock.
00:30:0212...
00:30:04To 6.
00:30:05Your kids accessed our security to get that footage,
00:30:08which was only possible with an instructor's help.
00:30:10Is that an accusation?
00:30:12A fact.
00:30:12I analyzed all the metadata.
00:30:14You aided and abetted the humiliation of my cadets.
00:30:17We learn more from our failures than our successes,
00:30:19and someone has to teach our cadets that life and war
00:30:23will come at them from all sides.
00:30:25Some of them came here in cargo holds.
00:30:27They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair.
00:30:29Apparently they do.
00:30:33Put yourself in their shoes for a sec.
00:30:37The E-word.
00:30:39Empathy.
00:30:41These kids have no reason to believe in anybody.
00:30:43I want them to believe in me.
00:30:45I need them to believe in you.
00:30:48Yeah.
00:30:49Surprise.
00:30:50I got no problem with kids being kids,
00:30:52but you're putting your thumb on the scale
00:30:54defeats both our purposes.
00:30:56Our cadets need to know that our campus is a level playing field.
00:31:00I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me.
00:31:03They're 52.
00:31:06This is only going to get worse.
00:31:08Do you really want to risk shenanigans
00:31:10when the Oversight Committee gets here?
00:31:12I'm giving you a chance to end it.
00:31:14Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue to outflank,
00:31:17outmaneuver, and outplay yours,
00:31:19and then you can decide how that E-word is working out for you.
00:31:22Oh, yeah?
00:31:28Well,
00:31:30my 12 to 6 is your 6 to 12.
00:31:34So think about that.
00:31:38What?
00:31:39Based on the measurable differences in our capabilities,
00:31:41we have a 2.7% chance of winning.
00:31:44Exactly.
00:31:45See, this is our chance to prove ourselves.
00:31:46No, no, no.
00:31:47This is your chance to prove yourselves.
00:31:49Okay?
00:31:50I was about to say,
00:31:51luckily we have you,
00:31:51my right-handed, rule-breaking...
00:31:53I'm not your anything.
00:31:56Apparently, that's...
00:31:57Premature.
00:31:58Premature.
00:31:59And why did you have to say it was our atrium?
00:32:01I can't afford any more service hours
00:32:02if I want to get on Starfleet this century.
00:32:05You were so ready to throw down when we first met.
00:32:08Are you really going to let these idiots get away with this?
00:32:13Now, who's with me?
00:32:16Am I really the only one that believes
00:32:17they need their asses handed to them?
00:32:19Hmm?
00:32:20I'm with you!
00:32:22Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us
00:32:25if we don't rally.
00:32:28Caleb.
00:32:29You're an idiot.
00:32:30That's a yes.
00:32:32Genesis.
00:32:33You know what kind of captain
00:32:35sends his team into a slaughter?
00:32:38When I got the red coin dirty.
00:32:42Hey, I win at all costs.
00:32:45I said that out loud.
00:32:47What do you expect?
00:32:48I expected you to not use my family shit against me.
00:32:52Good luck, captain.
00:32:54You know what kind of thing is going to do?
00:33:05You know what kind of thing is going to do?
00:33:07Attention, guys.
00:33:08Please exit immediately.
00:33:10Really?
00:33:10The atrium is closed for cleaning.
00:33:16Since we don't have access to an actual Calic field,
00:33:19this will have to do.
00:33:20We've divided the atrium in half.
00:33:21Your side and ours.
00:33:23Mascots on the risers.
00:33:25Caleb, you ready?
00:33:27Yep.
00:33:28This will fool the insomniac and nocturnal cadets,
00:33:30but once the sun's up,
00:33:32so go with the jig.
00:33:33Okay.
00:33:35First of four points.
00:33:36Neil.
00:33:37And it's open season on the mascots
00:33:38if they leave the target zone.
00:33:40Targets will materialize
00:33:41when any player gets within five feet
00:33:43of the target zone.
00:33:44Your bleachers have been designated
00:33:46the casualty box.
00:33:46because the Calica computer
00:33:48will monitor our gameplay.
00:33:49Less talking.
00:33:50More humiliation.
00:33:51Granted.
00:33:58You need to be careful what you wish for.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04You will focus on defense.
00:34:06Protect.
00:34:07I'm late.
00:34:09That's what it looks like.
00:34:11I'm a lab link.
00:34:13Oh, yeah.
00:34:13Man, I have seen tougher tardigrades.
00:34:16Okay, okay.
00:34:17The offensive plan is me.
00:34:20Just you?
00:34:22And what happens when that player goes to shit?
00:34:26Gonna stay away, huh?
00:34:27Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work.
00:34:30Anyway, as I was saying,
00:34:32the offensive plan is just me.
00:34:35They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault.
00:34:37Let's surprise them.
00:34:39Have faith in your captain.
00:34:41You ready?
00:34:42No.
00:34:42Let's bring it in.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:47Players, take your position.
00:34:53Mascots, to the target zone.
00:34:56Bring it, Mugacho.
00:34:57Why don't you blow my horn, love, please?
00:34:59Whip it up, bro.
00:35:00Whip it up.
00:35:01Game one begins in five,
00:35:03four,
00:35:05four,
00:35:05three,
00:35:06two,
00:35:08one.
00:35:10Commence play.
00:35:15Stay back and give me cover fire.
00:35:17And don't let them anywhere near Arkham.
00:35:19Ready?
00:35:19Now!
00:35:29Go, cover Arkham.
00:35:30Okay, okay.
00:35:33Let's go.
00:35:35Cover us.
00:35:36Yep.
00:35:41Guys, guys, guys, over there!
00:35:42Really tall, handsome dude on the move!
00:35:44Genesis.
00:35:46Genesis!
00:35:47Shoot him!
00:35:48Take him out!
00:35:49Take him out!
00:35:50What is wrong with you?
00:35:52Behind you!
00:35:53Behind you!
00:35:53Behind you!
00:35:54Hey, princess.
00:35:59No, no, no, no!
00:36:01Somebody out!
00:36:02Somebody out!
00:36:04First point to the war column.
00:36:07Game two begins now.
00:36:12I can't tear him!
00:36:17Stay down!
00:36:18Genesis, move!
00:36:19Go, go, go, go!
00:36:20Shoot them all!
00:36:21Love them all!
00:36:22Caleb!
00:36:22Caleb!
00:36:23Caleb!
00:36:24Caleb!
00:36:24That's what I'm talking about, Caleb!
00:36:35Seriously?
00:36:36War college leads.
00:36:37Two games to zero.
00:36:38Game three begins now.
00:36:41Shoot them, Seth.
00:36:42Shoot them!
00:36:46Caleb, over there!
00:36:47I just checked it!
00:36:48He's on your left!
00:36:52Guys!
00:36:53Are we even trying?
00:36:56Oh, guys!
00:36:57Why?
00:36:58Three-zero.
00:36:59War college.
00:37:00Well played.
00:37:01Match point.
00:37:02Time out.
00:37:03One minute time out called by Starfleet Academy.
00:37:06What's our next play?
00:37:08I don't know.
00:37:09Hey!
00:37:09What are you doing?
00:37:10What are you doing?
00:37:12Put strategy out of your ass or stand down.
00:37:14Sorry, are you the captain?
00:37:15Are you?
00:37:16No, I didn't think so.
00:37:17Come on.
00:37:18Come on!
00:37:18Come on!
00:37:20Resume play.
00:37:38I like this game.
00:37:40Foul.
00:37:41Prohibited strike.
00:37:42Cadet Raimi will sit out the point.
00:37:48If we can't out-muscle them, we outsmart them.
00:37:51Hey!
00:37:52Get physical!
00:37:53Get after them!
00:37:55Okay, we need a real plan.
00:37:57What are you thinking?
00:38:04Genesis!
00:38:05Come on!
00:38:06What are you doing?
00:38:07I told you what to do!
00:38:08Come on!
00:38:10No.
00:38:11I have a different strategy.
00:38:12Just wait for my signal, okay?
00:38:14Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17Players resume positions.
00:38:22Play will continue in three, two, one.
00:38:28We're doing the replicators move by!
00:38:35That's not the plan!
00:38:36What are you doing?
00:38:37Using our training.
00:38:39They can't hit what they can't see.
00:38:42This mouth's too thick.
00:38:44Hold your positions.
00:38:45So much smoke, I can't see!
00:38:47I can't see!
00:38:48Shoot the mascot!
00:38:50They're shooting at me!
00:38:51Guys, they're shooting!
00:38:52Malcolm, come on.
00:38:53What are you doing, mate?
00:38:54Just doing a lot of us!
00:38:56That's...
00:38:56I'm sorry!
00:38:57Sorry.
00:39:00I can make myself permeable, bitches!
00:39:03Hey, that's cheating!
00:39:05Nothing in the rule book about it!
00:39:14No.
00:39:15No, no, no.
00:39:16No, guys!
00:39:17Guys!
00:39:18Boom!
00:39:19Three, one.
00:39:20That's how you do that!
00:39:22First point for Starfleet's battle.
00:39:25That was for you, my great little friend!
00:39:29I'm all up in you, baby!
00:39:31Woo!
00:39:32He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke.
00:39:35Smart.
00:39:35Hey!
00:39:36I'm out!
00:39:36I'm making a piece of shit!
00:39:38Woo!
00:39:39Holy shit!
00:39:40We're all out!
00:39:41We're all out!
00:39:41We're all out!
00:39:42They found a strategy that works.
00:39:44Replacing you.
00:39:54Well, we can't pull that off a second time, but at least it's not a shutout.
00:40:05Wait, you're...
00:40:06You're leaving?
00:40:08You're a better captain than I am.
00:40:11It seems yours.
00:40:12What in the sweet name of Cornosh is this?
00:40:19Why is this always on my watch?
00:40:21You will pay!
00:40:23You will pay with blood, sweat, and shame!
00:40:27Why are none of you crying?
00:40:29I'll cry.
00:40:30Quiet!
00:40:31To your chancellors!
00:40:32Now!
00:40:35I got a lot of paperwork to get through.
00:40:46None of you have been paying attention.
00:40:48For the record, I've actually been a very last time.
00:40:51Patience and empathy.
00:40:53They are not concessions.
00:40:55These are stra...
00:40:58Hello?
00:41:00Hi.
00:41:01Patience and empathy.
00:41:03These are strategies.
00:41:06Tools.
00:41:08What?
00:41:10Mirror.
00:41:11Are your pajamas covered in little accordions?
00:41:13They are tiny war cords.
00:41:14You want to say something cute about it?
00:41:16Huh?
00:41:17Do ya?
00:41:17Do ya?
00:41:18You want to end this war once and for all?
00:41:20Show us some growth.
00:41:22Growth!
00:41:25Is anybody whistling?
00:41:27Whistling?
00:41:27Whistling?
00:41:28There will be no more after-hours shenaniganizing.
00:41:31I'm putting the campus under lock and key with biometric security.
00:41:34I'm sure Chancellor Kelrigan is.
00:41:36Teal of an eyeball.
00:41:42Would be flattered.
00:41:45Disciplinary menial labor assignments.
00:41:47We post it tomorrow.
00:41:4830 hours a person.
00:41:4930?
00:41:50According to item 48.9 being the rule book 7-0.
00:41:5335.
00:41:54Any other takers?
00:41:57Dismissed.
00:42:00Out!
00:42:02She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules.
00:42:04Yeah, maybe we should have just listened to what she said and stuck to Botany.
00:42:08Quiet.
00:42:08Quiet.
00:42:09Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:42:10Quiet, Lina.
00:42:11Quiet, Lina.
00:42:12Quiet.
00:42:13Quiet.
00:42:14Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:42:17Almost there.
00:42:18Almost there.
00:42:19Quiet, Lina.
00:42:20Quiet, Lina.
00:42:21Quiet.
00:42:21Quiet.
00:42:23It's okay.
00:42:24Just that.
00:42:25Almost there.
00:42:25Almost there.
00:42:26Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:42:28I think the Chancellor was trying to tell us something.
00:42:32I know she just said patience and empathy.
00:42:36But she also said end the war once and for all.
00:42:39We're going to prank the War College.
00:42:41Yeah.
00:42:42We're going to prank the War College so hard, they'll write songs about it.
00:42:46What now?
00:42:47Yes, now if I'm getting busted, it's gonna be worth it. We're gonna take what our Chancellor taught us and
00:42:54wait for the right moment
00:42:55Patience and hit the war college back on their level
00:42:59Empathy. Chancellor wants to see some growth
00:43:01We're gonna show her some growth. We're gonna be doing disciplinary labor for the rest of our lives
00:43:06This pad is healthy as a newborn. What's the problem?
00:43:10Teething? It's not receiving incoming messages weird
00:43:18You know what? It's fine. The problem must be on the other end. Yeah, that happens
00:43:24Look kid any message that you have to chase down does not deserve to be read by you
00:43:32Never before in the universe
00:43:35People are simple. They either show up for you or they don't
00:43:39There you are. Come on. Not a good time dispensing wisdom. We were having to ducken for dinner
00:43:45But now it can't exist because you forgot to prep the replicator. I'm sorry kitten. My bad. Are you not
00:43:52respecting dinner?
00:43:54Dinner is important. We'll go out Chinese
00:43:58Navari French I want cocoa, but with cradaleg and
00:44:03Rappock sauce I'll make a res at Yvette's see everything is gonna be all right
00:44:11Nope. Goodbye my love. Even more now
00:44:16French Klingon fusion the cuisine I never knew that I needed I left a
00:44:22Starship on the edge of creation to be with her
00:44:25That's what you call showing up for someone has anyone ever done that for you. I don't know maybe
00:44:31Someone who is furious with you or maybe someone you repeatedly
00:44:36Underestimated who is also your classmate named Genesis. I didn't know. I mean you went far away. I was worried
00:44:44about you
00:44:47So technically this doesn't require violence, but the honor of my friends is bound to my own
00:44:53I will join you all right
00:44:56This needs to go like clockwork
00:45:06Can I yeah
00:45:12Have I ever told you I used to play the Belliclavian as a kid
00:45:16It's a Bajoran
00:45:17I know it is
00:45:19Do I care the kids across the galaxy were starving?
00:45:25And I was playing fancy instruments. I played that thing until my fingers bled my mom and dad was sitting
00:45:30right in the front row and I
00:45:35Missed a note
00:45:38They left before I could finish the piece
00:45:41That's my family
00:45:42You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing
00:45:46Mom and dad are shoes
00:45:49Impressive
00:45:50Yeah
00:45:51I had to be you or something
00:45:54Look I
00:45:55I took advantage of you when you opened up
00:45:58I'm sorry
00:45:59It's a big universe
00:46:01I can't expect everyone to play fair
00:46:04You had the right to expect it here
00:46:05He learned something
00:46:07He didn't mean a word of that
00:46:09Shut
00:46:10Up
00:46:10Meh
00:46:16You lead
00:46:18I follow
00:46:21Okay
00:46:24Uh, one thing now
00:46:27And then I open the ropes
00:46:29Yeah
00:46:30I was six
00:46:33Kyronians have multiple appendix I
00:46:34Oh wow
00:46:35Appendixes
00:46:36Appendixes
00:46:37Let's begin
00:46:45The war college dorms are secure during the day
00:46:48While the cadets are at class
00:46:49Someone will need to disable the system so we can get in
00:46:52Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance?
00:46:56Well, uh, yeah
00:46:58It's not perfect
00:46:59I replicated it from memory
00:47:02And I had to guesstimate Caleb's size
00:47:04My size?
00:47:05Yeah
00:47:08I'm not wearing that
00:47:11This part's way too techy for anyone else to pull off
00:47:15Woo!
00:47:17You got dope!
00:47:24Kellrick teaches battlefield resilience everyday from 1500 to 1630
00:47:28That is our window
00:47:29To temporarily disable the security system, you'll need to get into his office
00:47:33Problem is
00:47:35Problem is
00:47:35We need his cornea
00:47:37Which is what the chancellor was trying to tell us
00:47:40Chancellor Kellrick and his
00:47:41He love an eyeball
00:47:42That's you, Daryl
00:47:44You want me to remove Kellrick's eye?
00:47:45Hi
00:47:46So yeah, like you
00:47:48I originally thought that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia
00:47:51But it turns out
00:47:52Praying scartman gets our blood
00:47:55Got it
00:47:56Sir
00:47:57Sir
00:48:00I want to apologise for the illicit game of calica
00:48:03This is Kionian tradition
00:48:06You're not familiar
00:48:07Because you've never met a Kionian before
00:48:09But we do this all the time
00:48:10Oh
00:48:10I offer you my deep remorse
00:48:14That's quite enough
00:48:14Please don't deny this culturally sensitive moment, Chancellor Kellrick
00:48:28Thank you, sir
00:48:29Thank you, sir
00:48:34With that polymer DNA imprint
00:48:36I can code the program of biometra gel
00:48:39To replicate any one of Kellrick's body parts
00:48:50Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed
00:48:53Welcome, Commander Kellrick
00:48:55So, once in, I'll override the security grid so it shuts off
00:48:59But it'll only last 60 seconds
00:49:01We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages while the cadets are at class
00:49:07It's go time
00:49:11And I'll deliver the gifts in down under a minute
00:49:14Like Santa
00:49:16Oh, I almost forgot to mention
00:49:18I juiced the growth accelerant
00:49:20And all those plants were a little too cute for our purpose
00:49:23It'll stay
00:49:24Once the security system comes back online
00:49:30You'll need to haul ass
00:49:31And make sure you don't get caught
00:49:33Hi, Caleb
00:49:36Caleb
00:49:37Where are you running off to?
00:49:38Caleb?
00:49:39Who's Caleb?
00:49:40And you should be in class, young lady
00:49:41You should be ashamed of yourself
00:49:43Just stop, okay?
00:49:44I can sense you through this ridiculous outfit
00:49:48Can we talk?
00:49:52Do we have to?
00:49:58I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose the word college
00:50:01I should've
00:50:02I owed you that
00:50:05Just
00:50:06I didn't know how
00:50:08You make me feel
00:50:10Amazing
00:50:11Exhilarated
00:50:12Nuts
00:50:13Out of control
00:50:15I'm not like other Betazoids
00:50:18Back home
00:50:19I was able to manage it
00:50:21Now that I have the freedom to
00:50:24Go where I want
00:50:25Be who I want
00:50:26That freedom
00:50:29It cost me something
00:50:31I think I'm getting the picture
00:50:32I didn't choose the word college
00:50:34I didn't choose the word college because of you
00:50:36I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline of being in control of myself
00:50:41Okay, this place
00:50:42It's who I am
00:50:44It's who I have to be
00:50:45Oh, come on
00:50:47You're no more this place than on the academy
00:50:50Okay, please don't fall for this us versus them shit
00:50:53You're the one who's angry
00:50:56Because I didn't choose your team
00:50:58You're at the academy now and you need everyone to pick up with you because
00:51:03You don't have the guts to face your own choice
00:51:05I didn't choose anything
00:51:07It was either this or prison
00:51:10Okay, and I'm not
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:22You're fighting yourself so hard
00:51:26You're convincing yourself not to care about this place
00:51:30These people
00:51:32You know
00:51:32I could feel you during the game, Caleb
00:51:35I can feel it now
00:51:37This is the first time you've
00:51:39Felt part of a group
00:51:43And you like it
00:51:44But you're afraid they'll let you down
00:51:51Control
00:51:55Is...
00:51:58Overrated
00:52:06I win
00:52:10This isn't over
00:52:11No, that's for sure
00:52:14Hey!
00:52:16Hey!
00:52:17Mr. McArchon, over here, come on
00:52:19Come on
00:52:25No running in the hallways
00:52:29No running in the hallways
00:52:32No running in the hallways
00:52:33I thought you might need to be rescued
00:52:36Genius has left their transporter module in our changing room
00:52:38Not bad
00:52:40How'd you find her?
00:52:41Because I'm an all-seeing genius
00:52:44Chancellor assigned me laboratory duty
00:52:46Damn it, she's good
00:52:47No running in the stairwell
00:52:49Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise
00:52:52And...
00:52:55Get out of here
00:52:58Go!
00:52:59Rattie!
00:53:04No!
00:53:05Rattie!
00:53:10Rattie!
00:53:12Rattie!
00:53:15No!
00:53:20Rattie!
00:53:21Come on, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did it.
00:53:24Come on, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did it.
00:53:34What the hell is going on?
00:53:37What the hell is going on?
00:53:41Get outside!
00:53:55Good morning!
00:53:57Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now?
00:54:00We are going to rip those weeds out and shut them so far down your throat you're going to shit
00:54:04crawl felt!
00:54:05You will not fall in.
00:54:11The Vitus reflux is a protected species under Starfleet regulation 286.3.
00:54:18286.4, actually.
00:54:22Unless I'm mistaken, it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood is a crime.
00:54:29Maturation takes longer if those plants sense any stress, so keep calm if you can.
00:54:39Oh, and it helps to talk to them with patience.
00:54:43And empathy.
00:54:48Oh.
00:54:50Oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor.
00:54:53They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, so you might want to try and, you know, tidy up, shall we?
00:55:02I yield.
00:55:03The victory is yours.
00:55:07I commend your cadets for their efforts.
00:55:09And I yours.
00:55:14They learn from the best.
00:55:17The best.
00:55:18The best.
00:55:21The best.
00:55:22The best.
00:55:23The best.
00:55:26Later, guys.
00:55:28Bye-bye.
00:55:33It was you, wasn't it?
00:55:35You were one of the cadets who transported the first years to the roof all those years ago.
00:55:39What was that word you used?
00:55:42Legendary.
00:55:44You've been dropping hints since the War College first hit us.
00:55:47Empathy plants.
00:55:48Kelrick's eyeball.
00:55:49You even said show me some growth.
00:55:51I know.
00:55:52And then you made us think it was our idea.
00:55:53Why didn't you just tell us?
00:55:55And let you cheat?
00:55:56Like Kelrick?
00:55:57Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it, and you did.
00:56:00You executed it with exceptional brilliance.
00:56:04And grace.
00:56:07Sort of.
00:56:08Why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place?
00:56:11Because it's a school, Caleb.
00:56:15And it's how we were taught.
00:56:18The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles.
00:56:21I'm teaching you to end wars.
00:56:24To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy.
00:56:27And the empathy to understand your opponents so you can disarm them.
00:56:33That's what Starfleet needs to be again.
00:56:36And leading through fear alone makes that impossible.
00:56:47So, like, what would you say to someone who just keeps choosing fear?
00:56:58I literally am asking for a friend.
00:57:05It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself.
00:57:11Hard lesson.
00:57:13But not all opponents are enemies.
00:57:16And the more you play, the more they help you live up to your potential.
00:57:20Maybe you could do that for your friend.
00:57:23Maybe.
00:57:23Maybe.
00:57:25We'll see.
00:57:54Number.
00:58:03Did you have this all gained when I first came into your office?
00:58:07Not really.
00:58:09But when you double down on the plan analogies, it all came together.
00:58:14I want to thank you, but I figure you'd need plausible deniability
00:58:20if the Oversight Committee ever found out the new chancellor had shenaned.
00:58:31I appreciate it.
00:58:35I knew you were doing your job.
00:58:38And you were doing yours.
00:58:41I'll admit I couldn't see that.
00:58:43I should have trusted it.
00:58:45I'm going to meditate on trust.
00:58:48What do you usually meditate on?
00:58:51Decapitation.
00:58:57Dear Mother and Father,
00:58:59Academy training remains rigorous as expected.
00:59:04What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate are the lessons in leadership that I couldn't have received anywhere
00:59:11else.
00:59:12I think that one's mine.
00:59:17Hi, Captain.
00:59:19It's fascinating, really, to be a part of a community where excellence is prized and rewarded, but not to the
00:59:27detriment of its individual members.
00:59:28One can lead and be led with empathy, patience, and not just for others, but for oneself as well.
00:59:39I haven't.
00:59:40I never knew such a thing was possible.
00:59:48Perhaps this is what friendship and family are meant to be.
00:59:55Perhaps this is who I am meant to be.
00:59:57You forgot to be.
01:00:05You forgot to be.
01:00:08You forgot to be.
01:00:09You forgot to be.
01:00:10You forgot to be.
01:00:12Excuse me.
01:00:12Heads up.
01:00:18Welcome to the team.
01:00:41It's perfect.
01:00:46Check this guy out.
01:00:58Check this guy out.
01:01:16Check this guy out.
01:01:27Check this guy out.
01:01:28Check this guy out.
01:01:32Check this guy out.
01:01:47Check this guy out.
01:01:47Check this guy out.
01:02:05Check this guy out.
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