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WWE SMACKDOWN 16 SEPTEMBER 2004 FULL SHOW HD
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00:00:30He wasn't scheduled to be here for two weeks.
00:00:33Oh, my God.
00:00:34Big Show is on the scene.
00:00:38The 500-pounder is clean at house.
00:00:42What is Big Show's all?
00:00:44What is he doing here?
00:00:46Bodies are just flying everywhere.
00:00:48Big Show is a one-man wrecking machine.
00:00:51Oh, my God.
00:00:54Latino Heat.
00:00:55Oh, man.
00:00:56Oh, wrecking, screwed throughout this arena.
00:01:00No, he's not.
00:01:01Major chokeslam.
00:01:02I am telling you to belt.
00:01:04Look at who's that.
00:01:05Oh, man.
00:01:07Oh, who's the range?
00:01:08Oh, my God.
00:01:09An accent for Big Show.
00:01:13The Big Show is back.
00:01:16Nobody's shaking.
00:01:17Oh, my God.
00:01:21It's been a long time.
00:01:24Come on.
00:01:28Come on.
00:01:46I want it all.
00:01:53Come on.
00:02:10The 7-foot-500-pound Big Show is back.
00:02:15What impact will the Big Show have this week?
00:02:18Welcome to SmackDown in Spokane, Washington.
00:02:21Michael Cole and Taz Everinside.
00:02:28Oh, what's this?
00:02:31What a way to kick off SmackDown.
00:02:34What a treat.
00:02:36These are eyes on Corey Wilson.
00:02:40Check out those dimples.
00:02:42What about dimples?
00:02:43Yeah, you know.
00:02:45What is he smoking, Cole?
00:02:47What do you have to see, Corey, out here?
00:02:49This is awesome.
00:02:50I mean, if caught for the course for general manager Theodore Long,
00:02:53you never know what to expect on SmackDown anymore.
00:02:57Well, as long as SmackDown kicks off like this every night.
00:03:01Happy Thursday night.
00:03:02I'm a happy book tonight.
00:03:04I'm telling you that right now.
00:03:05And I'm a happy New Jerseyite.
00:03:07A what?
00:03:08New Jerseyian.
00:03:09Whatever.
00:03:09Yeah, whatever.
00:03:10I just might look at Corey.
00:03:11Look at that.
00:03:15Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for match four of the best of five series for
00:03:26the United States Championship.
00:03:30Whoa, nice.
00:03:32Introducing first, from West Newberry, Massachusetts, and weighing in at 248 pounds, John Cena!
00:03:43So, I think you're out there.
00:03:47Well, to put it frankly, it's a must-win situation for John Cena.
00:03:54It is do or die here tonight.
00:03:56Well, that's a score, but as you saw, two to one.
00:03:59Booker Key is in the lead.
00:04:00As you said, Cogna, two to one.
00:04:02I mean, do or die.
00:04:04And that's John Cena's deal right now.
00:04:06He has to win this match.
00:04:08John Cena has to win.
00:04:09Can John Cena do it?
00:04:10Can he win this match tonight?
00:04:12I don't know, Cole.
00:04:12That remains to be seen.
00:04:14It's gonna be tough, man.
00:04:15It's gonna be tough.
00:04:16We're kicking off SmackDown.
00:04:18I'll tell you that.
00:04:21John Cena must win the next two matches to win the United States Championship.
00:04:25And as a win by Houston, Texas, weighing in at 265 pounds,
00:04:30the current United States Champion, Buker T.
00:04:35Can you dig it, sucker?
00:04:42Buker T, one win away from retaining the United States Championship.
00:04:46This is how this series has gone thus far.
00:04:49It began at SummerSlam with John Cena winning in legitimate fashion.
00:04:53Yeah, John Cena hit the FU on Buker T at SummerSlam and got the Duke,
00:04:58was winning one to nothing.
00:04:59But then, Cole, Buker T got the second and third match victory to go up two to one.
00:05:05Yeah, Buker T won two matches in a row as he promised it would be a clean sweep
00:05:10after losing that first match.
00:05:11But Buker T did cheat, including one of the matches in which he won in Australia.
00:05:16By using the tights of John Cena.
00:05:17What's the matter?
00:05:18Cole, a win's a win.
00:05:19Come on, who's counting here?
00:05:21I'm counting that Buker T's up two to one in this series.
00:05:25And just right now, man, I'll tell you,
00:05:27John Cena has his back against the wall.
00:05:29Got to get the Duke.
00:05:30This is all to determine the undefeated United States Champion.
00:05:33Remember, John Cena was stripped of the championship
00:05:35by then-General Manager Kurt Angle
00:05:37because he put his hands on the General Manager.
00:05:39But remember, John Cena never lost the United States title.
00:05:43And in Theodore Long's first act as General Manager,
00:05:46Booker T won an eight-man elimination matchup
00:05:48to win the United States Championship.
00:05:50This is where we're at tonight.
00:05:51If Booker T wins, he retains the title.
00:05:54Oh, look at this!
00:05:55Roll-up may have Cena here.
00:05:56And John Cena kicks out.
00:05:58Booker T going for the early pin.
00:06:00Quick, very quick, small pie, Booker.
00:06:02We want to end this thing quickly.
00:06:04Don't want to let John Cena build any momentum.
00:06:05That's the veteran instincts of Booker.
00:06:07So that being the strategy for Booker T,
00:06:09what would be the strategy for John Cena?
00:06:11I don't know if that's a strategy,
00:06:13but John Cena's strategy might be the same.
00:06:15Maybe try and get the...
00:06:16Can't make a mistake, though, John Cena.
00:06:17He's got to try and keep his body on top here.
00:06:20Try and get the win early, if you can, with Booker T.
00:06:23And look at Booker T with a right hand.
00:06:25And then a chop to John Cena.
00:06:27Styles are similar.
00:06:29John Cena, that pounding ground attack,
00:06:31Booker T will beat down his opponent.
00:06:33Nothing pretty for Booker T.
00:06:35And look at this backslide, shoulders down,
00:06:37may have him here.
00:06:38John Cena just kicked out.
00:06:39Let's face it, call me, Booker T can take more chances.
00:06:42He can lose a match.
00:06:44Cena, on the other hand, must be more conservative.
00:06:46He can't afford to make a mistake or be risque.
00:06:50Well, John Cena has to be playing to win
00:06:52and not to lose this match up here.
00:06:54Right, right, whoa, whoa.
00:06:55Over the top, here are the shoulders down.
00:06:57And Booker T kicks out after a count of two.
00:07:00Another one, look at this.
00:07:00John Cena holds him up again, shoulders down again.
00:07:02And a kick out for Booker T.
00:07:04Look at this, look at Cena now, what you're gonna do?
00:07:06Bam, full body slam.
00:07:07Come on, come on.
00:07:08And again, a cover, hooks the leg.
00:07:10There's a two count, and Booker T kicks out.
00:07:12And Booker T is gonna take a breather.
00:07:14Well, that's smart.
00:07:15If I'm Booker, I'd do the exact same thing.
00:07:17John Cena, can he do it?
00:07:19Can John Cena tie this thing up?
00:07:21We'll find out when we come back.
00:07:25We are back on SmackDown.
00:07:27John Cena is in control in a must-win situation over Booker T.
00:07:31Cena down two matches to one in the best of five series
00:07:34for the United States Championship.
00:07:36And look at this.
00:07:36Kick and toes.
00:07:37John Cena, into the cover, hooks the leg,
00:07:40and Booker T kicks out.
00:07:41John Cena looking good, Cole.
00:07:43Confidence is beginning to build.
00:07:45Watch out.
00:07:45Hung up on the top rope.
00:07:47That could be a mistake that Cena could make it.
00:07:50Oh, just takes one mistake, and that might have been it.
00:07:52Look at this.
00:07:53Here's Booker T, hook of the leg, shoulders down,
00:07:55and John Cena kicks out.
00:07:57You were talking about it earlier.
00:07:58John Cena cannot afford a mistake here.
00:08:01He's down two matches to one.
00:08:03No cushion, no cushion at all for John Cena.
00:08:06No cushion behind that back elbow either by the book, man.
00:08:09Here's the cover by LeVenta.
00:08:10Hook of the leg, and John Cena has to exert some energy again
00:08:13to kick out at a count of two.
00:08:14I'll tell you, this match, I don't even know.
00:08:16We haven't counted the amount of near falls and the pin covers
00:08:19both athletes, both superstars are going for it.
00:08:22Very smart.
00:08:23Try and get the win quick on the other guy.
00:08:25After losing the first matchup in the series,
00:08:27Booker T predicted he would win three matches in a row.
00:08:30He's won two in a row and is in control of John Cena
00:08:32at this juncture.
00:08:34I'll tell you, it's exciting watching
00:08:35and just being a part of this best of five series
00:08:39with these two men that have similar styles,
00:08:42but, you know, difference in experience and whatnot,
00:08:44and the United States Championship on the line
00:08:45just makes it more intriguing.
00:08:47Booker T whipped across the ring into the corner
00:08:49up over the tie.
00:08:50Oh, nice, oh yeah.
00:08:50Look at Booker T.
00:08:51He got him.
00:08:52And John Cena rolls through.
00:08:53Why's the first one?
00:08:54Cover of his own.
00:08:55Shoulders down, and Booker T,
00:08:56I think he used a thumb to the eye
00:08:58to kick out that time.
00:09:00Oh, man.
00:09:02Wow, right in a...
00:09:03That's it, that's it, Cole.
00:09:05I'm telling you, he's done.
00:09:06Booker T gonna put John Cena right here, perhaps.
00:09:09Hooks the leg.
00:09:09That's it.
00:09:10Hooks the other leg as well,
00:09:11and John Cena manages to squirm out
00:09:13in a count of two and a half.
00:09:14See, let's take a look at this kick here.
00:09:16I don't know how he kicked out of this.
00:09:18I don't know how...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Decapitating John Cena there
00:09:22with that crescent kick.
00:09:23And now Booker T continuing
00:09:24to wear down the challenger.
00:09:26Yeah, back to that choke there,
00:09:27that rear naked choke, that chin lock.
00:09:29John Cena trying to get out of this,
00:09:31get to a vertical base.
00:09:32Well, referee Nick Patrick in perfect position
00:09:34to make sure that arm doesn't slip
00:09:36into a choke down there.
00:09:38Gotta be careful.
00:09:38That can weaken you.
00:09:39I mean, John Cena kicked out of that crescent kick.
00:09:42It had to be instincts for him to kick out
00:09:44of that brutal kick.
00:09:45Let's see that again.
00:09:47Look at this different angle here.
00:09:49What's the impact?
00:09:50Oh, and Cena's head just popping back off the kick.
00:09:53That's a lot of foot in the face, I'm telling you.
00:09:55John Cena with a forearm shiver,
00:09:57she's back up.
00:09:58I can't believe it.
00:09:58I know.
00:09:59I can't believe it either.
00:10:00Nice knee to the sternum area.
00:10:01Look at this.
00:10:02Stacked him up.
00:10:03And Booker's using the ropes again.
00:10:04Booker's using the ropes again,
00:10:06and the referee, the referee realized it.
00:10:09The referee's telling him he had to fit in the ropes.
00:10:12The first two victories, remember, Booker T cheated.
00:10:14He used the ropes once.
00:10:15He used the tights another time.
00:10:16Ah, flash water under the bridge.
00:10:18Please, stop.
00:10:19Don't worry about that.
00:10:20By that time, the referee saw Booker T's game plan
00:10:23and thwarted another cheating victory for the champion.
00:10:27Booker T ripped across the ring.
00:10:29Look at this.
00:10:30Face first.
00:10:31John Cena with a great counter,
00:10:32perhaps out of desperation,
00:10:34but a counter nonetheless.
00:10:35Well, John Cena can't follow up.
00:10:36He's a beautiful flapjack there,
00:10:38but John Cena's hurt.
00:10:40He might be a little fatigued, but he's hurt,
00:10:41and he can't follow up.
00:10:43That's tough.
00:10:43This right here indeed could be the turning point
00:10:46of this matchup.
00:10:47The first superstar to his feet
00:10:49will gain the momentum and perhaps put this match away.
00:10:52Well, John Cena's having a hard time mounting offense,
00:10:54and that's why the referee's up to eight.
00:10:56He can't beat Booker T on defense.
00:10:58You need an offense.
00:10:59And Booker T went for the right hand.
00:11:00John Cena clocked it.
00:11:02The right hand's of his own.
00:11:03That's an offense.
00:11:04And here comes John Cena,
00:11:06starting to build momentum.
00:11:09Booker T across the ring.
00:11:10Knocked down by John Cena.
00:11:12Nice crowslide.
00:11:13John Cena now popped into another gear.
00:11:15Back elbow.
00:11:17Oh, and he went for a flying shoulder,
00:11:19and Booker T, the veteran,
00:11:20rolled out of the way.
00:11:21Crashed and burned.
00:11:22Dr. Thuganomics crashed and burned.
00:11:24Uh-oh.
00:11:25And Booker T planting John Cena off the spine bunker.
00:11:27This is it.
00:11:28Good night, Irene.
00:11:28Here's the cover.
00:11:29Jack, knife cover.
00:11:30Shoulders down.
00:11:31And John Cena.
00:11:32Oh, the guts of this kid, Cena.
00:11:34I'm telling you, man, on instinct,
00:11:36John Cena showing a ton of guts.
00:11:40John Cena's just refusing to lose, Cole.
00:11:42And that was Booker T.
00:11:43I have no idea where Booker's going.
00:11:45Booker T just grabbed his championship gold.
00:11:47Wait a minute, Booker.
00:11:48Watch out now.
00:11:49Booker T, he's disqualified here.
00:11:52Cena's gonna tie this thing.
00:11:53And you're right, I don't know why Booker's,
00:11:56I don't know how smart this is of Booker.
00:11:58I don't know what Booker's thinking about.
00:12:00Referee Nick Patrick grabbing the championship.
00:12:03The referee doing the right thing there.
00:12:04And John Cena.
00:12:05Hands to the fit.
00:12:06Head, shoulders are down.
00:12:08What happened?
00:12:09And Booker T just kicked out.
00:12:11John Cena almost surprised the champ.
00:12:13Well, that would have been a surprise to everybody here,
00:12:15including you and I, I think.
00:12:17But here comes Cena now again.
00:12:18John Cena with the right hands.
00:12:20Booker T whipped across the ring.
00:12:21Cena to the midsection.
00:12:22Here comes John Cena.
00:12:24Base first!
00:12:25I don't know what Booker was thinking
00:12:26about that championship title.
00:12:28He knows the referee's gonna see him.
00:12:30I don't know what he was thinking there.
00:12:31But uh-oh.
00:12:32What's Cena doing here?
00:12:36You can't see me.
00:12:40Five knuckle shuffle.
00:12:42Back in.
00:12:43Right hand.
00:12:44Cena.
00:12:44He got it!
00:12:45Pinch the leg.
00:12:46Shoulders down.
00:12:47Booker T again.
00:12:48Pops the shoulders out.
00:12:50Oh, what a match.
00:12:52I'm telling you, what a match in Spokane.
00:12:55He's pumping it up.
00:12:56The doctor's pumping it up.
00:12:58John Cena is beginning to feel it.
00:13:01Measuring the champion.
00:13:02That's you!
00:13:03Up on the shoulder.
00:13:04Booker T rolled off the shoulder.
00:13:06Kick to the midsection.
00:13:08What's Booker doing here?
00:13:09Go for the kick.
00:13:10John Cena with the right hand.
00:13:11Back in the champion of the corner.
00:13:13Booker T's really.
00:13:14Well, he's reeling the right.
00:13:15John Cena with the hellacious forearms.
00:13:18Watch out here.
00:13:20Now John Cena kicks to the gut.
00:13:22Hammering away at the back of the head.
00:13:24Wearing down Booker T.
00:13:25And wait.
00:13:26John Cena's got to watch it here.
00:13:27John Cena.
00:13:28Oh!
00:13:29Off the skull.
00:13:30Don't worry didn't see it.
00:13:31Brilliant.
00:13:32Brilliant by Booker T.
00:13:34And Booker T's going to steal another one.
00:13:36John Cena may be out cold.
00:13:39Well, I'll tell you.
00:13:41Was Booker T brilliant of the way he incorporated that championship,
00:13:44the title earlier, and now he used it.
00:13:46He did it.
00:13:47He's going to get the win.
00:13:49I get it now.
00:13:50I get why he did that.
00:13:51Booker T crawling into the cover.
00:13:54Booker T.
00:13:54Looks because he's got it cold.
00:13:56Hook in the lower.
00:13:57One, two, three.
00:13:57John Cena.
00:13:58John Cena rolled the shoulder on Booker T.
00:14:01Can't believe it.
00:14:02What is this John Cena made of?
00:14:05How the hell is he doing this?
00:14:06Tremendous guts.
00:14:07Tremendous resilience.
00:14:08And that's what winning this United States Championship means to John Cena.
00:14:12What's a proud United States Champion?
00:14:14John Cena.
00:14:15Booker T.
00:14:16That's you.
00:14:17The FU Caps.
00:14:18Cena's going to do it.
00:14:19Out of nowhere.
00:14:19Hook to the leg.
00:14:20No way.
00:14:21He got it.
00:14:22John Cena has tied this series to a piece.
00:14:25What a match.
00:14:26Here's your winner.
00:14:28Here's your winner.
00:14:29Cena.
00:14:31Well, clearly, John Cena wanted it more.
00:14:35Booker T.
00:14:36What a victory.
00:14:38What a win.
00:14:38Even up the scoreboard right now.
00:14:42We are tied at two matches apiece.
00:14:44One match to go.
00:14:46And the winner will become the undisputed United States Champion.
00:14:51Hey, Booker T has proven he can win two in a row.
00:14:53Can Cena do it?
00:14:54I don't know.
00:14:55What?
00:14:56Shane's hit the floor.
00:14:56There's a new fight, Jordan.
00:14:58Like a broken needle.
00:14:59Did you miss an appointment?
00:15:01Take another look.
00:15:02John Cena's got that title in his hand.
00:15:05He looks pretty good with it.
00:15:06Yeah, but doesn't have it yet.
00:15:07Well, will he wind up on it or not?
00:15:08Here's the ever-opportunistic Booker T using the championship as the referee's back was turned.
00:15:13I questioned Booker earlier why he did it, but then I realized why.
00:15:16It was very smart, why he incorporated it earlier.
00:15:19But then right here, Booker T coming up for us and got caught out of nowhere with an FU.
00:15:24Booker T looked like he was going for the scissors kick there.
00:15:27And John Cena with an FU, and John Cena begins the celebration.
00:15:32But he's still got to win one more match to win the United States Championship.
00:15:37What a matchup.
00:15:45You know, everybody's still buzzing about the way you shot the world when you made your return to SmackDown last
00:15:52week.
00:15:52You feel me?
00:15:53Now, hey, not only did you make a big return, but, brother, you devastated the entire locker room.
00:16:00Now, that's what I call impact for shizz-o-fizzle.
00:16:04Okay?
00:16:05Hey, now, you know what?
00:16:06I think it's time we took this to the next level.
00:16:09And the next level being live on pay-per-view, No Mercy.
00:16:14So, you see, I've got two contracts here, show, for No Mercy.
00:16:18So, we're going to have ourselves a contract signing.
00:16:21Now, I know you're feeling that.
00:16:23Now, you see, the first contract is Eddie Guerrero versus The Big Show.
00:16:28The second contract is Kurt Angle versus The Big Show.
00:16:33Now, you're going to have to sign one of these contracts, and you're going to have to sign one of
00:16:37them tonight in the ring.
00:16:39Now, I know it's a tough choice, player, but I'm going to need your signature, and I'm going to need
00:16:44your answer.
00:16:45And I need them both tonight.
00:16:47Now, you holler back at your boy, player.
00:16:57Five years ago, a bold new program came to life, designed to revolutionize broadcast television,
00:17:05and with the biggest stars in sports entertainment, it did.
00:17:11Welcome to SmackDown on UPN!
00:17:14We were amazed by their audacity.
00:17:16Oh, man, what a shot!
00:17:18Captivated by their brilliance.
00:17:20Awed by the memories they created.
00:17:21And next week, they're back.
00:17:25Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
00:17:27Mick Foley.
00:17:29Have a nice day!
00:17:30Stephanie McMahon.
00:17:31Mr. McMahon.
00:17:33Yeah!
00:17:34Fire!
00:17:34And Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:17:36Fire!
00:17:37Return for the fifth anniversary season premiere of WWE SmackDown.
00:17:42An unparalleled group of legends.
00:17:43A milestone in sports entertainment.
00:17:46WWE SmackDown season premiere next Thursday on UPN.
00:17:52Ladies and gentlemen, Billy Kidman.
00:18:07The last one half of the former WWE Tag Team Champions, Billy Kidman.
00:18:14Let's take you back three weeks ago here on SmackDown,
00:18:18when Billy Kidman hit the shooting star press on Chavo Guerrero and watched him knee into
00:18:24the side of the temple of Chavo Guerrero and putting Chavo out of action and putting him
00:18:30in the hospital.
00:18:31And again, that was for three weeks ago.
00:18:33But then this past Thursday, last week, going for the shooting star press again.
00:18:38And this match was to defend his tag team titles.
00:18:40And Kenzo Suzuki's there and Chavo, just like a deer in the headlights, just couldn't do it.
00:18:46Just couldn't do it.
00:18:47Got down up the ropes.
00:18:48Couldn't hit the shooting star press.
00:18:50And what happened after that is history.
00:18:53Paul London, his partner, Kidman's partner left alone to defend the WWE Tag Team Champions
00:18:59against Kenzo Suzuki.
00:19:00As Billy Kidman proves, he was a straight-up quitter.
00:19:04New Tag Team Champions, Suzuki and Dupree.
00:19:10Billy, last week, I'm sure you heard the boos when you walked out of your tag team title matchup.
00:19:21Billy, not only did you turn your back on your longtime friend and your partner, Paul London,
00:19:29but you also walked out on the Tag Team Championship.
00:19:35And Billy, let's face it.
00:19:36I mean, let's face it.
00:19:37You quit.
00:19:39Didn't you?
00:19:51First of all, Cole, I'm not a quitter.
00:19:55And I resent you calling me one.
00:19:59Second of all, I didn't walk out on anyone.
00:20:03I was trying to prevent another injury.
00:20:06So you're referring to the shooting star press?
00:20:10Yeah, Cole, I am.
00:20:11And let me take this opportunity to explain that I'm the most misunderstood superstar on SmackDown.
00:20:22Why can't you people understand that I'm not afraid to do the shooting star press?
00:20:30I'm afraid of hurting people.
00:20:36And I hurt Chavo Guerrero.
00:20:41I stood on the top of that turnbuckle.
00:20:45Jumped as high as I can.
00:20:49And I came down, full force, right in Chavo's face.
00:20:55I drove his head right into the mat.
00:21:01It's because of me that Chavo suffered a severe concussion.
00:21:09But by the grace of God, Chavo will be okay and he'll still be able to provide for his family.
00:21:17Yet, I'm the quitter?
00:21:21I'm the bad guy for not wanting to do that to another human being.
00:21:28Do you people really want to see me do the shooting star press?
00:21:34You really want to see me hit that move?
00:21:41Are you people that bloodthirsty that you want to see somebody else get hurt like that?
00:21:49What kind of animals are you?
00:22:07Misunderstood?
00:22:11I know I sure as hell don't have any idea where you're coming from, Billy.
00:22:19I mean, if you weren't ready to compete last week,
00:22:23then why did you agree to defend the Tag Team Championship?
00:22:31You'll come out here and do an interview for the whole world to hear.
00:22:35But you won't even talk to me.
00:22:40You walked out on me.
00:22:44It's because of you, we lost the tag titles.
00:22:48Now, you can deny this.
00:22:50All you want.
00:22:52But you quit.
00:23:00Now, what do you have to say?
00:23:09To you?
00:23:13Nothing.
00:23:17No.
00:23:21Well, he deserved that and more.
00:23:24I think they're going to get it on, and I don't blame London one bit.
00:23:29I want to see this London and Kidman go here.
00:23:35I don't think you're going to see him go.
00:23:37Oh, come on.
00:23:39Well, Billy Kidman emotionally distraught.
00:23:41Something's bothering him, but this doesn't seem to be a legitimate streak.
00:23:44Misunderstood, emotionally distraught, Cole.
00:23:45It's one thing to be a quitter.
00:23:46But to have a yellow streak down your back?
00:23:49Come on.
00:23:50And as Kidman's walking away, that streak's getting thicker and thicker.
00:23:53This kid's got no guts.
00:23:56Give me a break.
00:23:58Maybe he's coming back.
00:24:01I think Billy Kidman's feelings are hurt.
00:24:04Give me a break.
00:24:06Feelings are hurt.
00:24:10Give me a break.
00:24:11He's in the wrong game.
00:24:12He's in the wrong business, this guy.
00:24:13Oh, whatever happened that night of that shooting star press delivered to Chavo Guerrero has really affected Billy Kidman.
00:24:19Nonetheless, ladies and gentlemen, you've never seen RBD and Rey Mysterio team together.
00:24:24Pull up a chair.
00:24:25You're in for a treat.
00:24:27Mysterio and RBD team against the rough and tough Dudley boys.
00:24:31And that matchup's up next.
00:24:35Think you're man enough to be a WWE superstar?
00:24:38Then prove it.
00:24:39This fall, SmackDown presents the $1 million Tough End Up.
00:24:42Send us a VHS tape showing us exactly why you should be the next WWE superstar and $1 million richer.
00:24:50But time is running out.
00:24:52Deadline for entries is next Wednesday.
00:24:54Log on now to WWE.com for complete contest rules and details.
00:24:59Let's see if you're tough enough.
00:25:02The WWE SmackDown Throwback is brought to you by SmackDown Magazine's 5th Anniversary Special.
00:25:09Celebrating five years of laying the SmackDown.
00:25:14No way, no way, no way, my God!
00:25:17This is a first ever table, ladders, and chairs match on broadcast television.
00:25:24The champion's Benoit Jericho, the challenger's Edge and Christian, the Dudleys and Hardys.
00:25:29Just gotta climb up there, snatch those titles, and you win them.
00:25:34Chris Benoit, top rope.
00:25:35He went for the headbutt and missed.
00:25:37Benoit through the table.
00:25:39This is carnage, the bodies everywhere.
00:25:42No, look out.
00:25:43Jeff Hardy, suplex, off the top of the ladder.
00:25:46Did you see the impact?
00:25:48These people are witnessing history in the making, Cole.
00:25:51Where the hell is Jeff Hardy going?
00:25:53Oh, man.
00:25:53He's gonna be about 35 feet!
00:25:55Jeff Hardy!
00:25:56Oh, the ladder!
00:25:58Oh, my God!
00:25:59It's a car wreck, Cole!
00:26:01It's like a damn demolition derby!
00:26:03Can Benoit get to the gold?
00:26:05He did it!
00:26:06He did it!
00:26:07Benoit and Jericho, winners of the TLC!
00:26:15Well, here comes Mr. Thursday Night, and again, it wouldn't be Thursday Night without SmackDown.
00:26:19Thanks for bringing us into your homes and a reminder of the 5th anniversary special,
00:26:24The Caesar Familiar, next week from Phoenix.
00:26:29Floating Tag Team Contest to schedule four.
00:26:32One ball approaching the ring from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds,
00:26:38Rob Van Dam!
00:26:41And we understand next week that Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Nick Foley,
00:26:47a litany of all the great superstars who have been a part of SmackDown,
00:26:50will be along to relive their greatest moments
00:26:52over the past five years of this tremendous television show.
00:26:56I can't wait, James.
00:26:59And his partner from San Diego, California, weighing in at 175 pounds,
00:27:12the tag team matchup, and it would be Rey Mysterio who would help pick up the victory,
00:27:20actually getting a pinfall over the Cruiserweight Champion, Spike Dudley.
00:27:25Check out Hardcore Holly with the Alabama Slam, and now watch Rey Mysterio.
00:27:29Yeah, Rey Mysterio, you'll see here in a moment, picking up the straps, as I like to say,
00:27:35and dropping a dime on the bolts right there, Spike Dudley.
00:27:38And listen to this huge news, next week, here on the season premiere of SmackDown,
00:27:43Rey Mysterio finally gets his one-on-one rematch with Spike Dudley for the Cruiserweight Championship.
00:27:49It is shaping up to be one hell of a fifth-anniversary show next week in Phoenix.
00:27:57Here comes the ball's call.
00:28:02And bigger company to the ring by the Cruiserweight Champion of the World, Spike Dudley.
00:28:08From New York City, at a combined weight of 543 pounds,
00:28:14Bobberay and Yvonne, the Dusley!
00:28:17Well, there's the ball, Spike Dudley.
00:28:19And, uh, look at the shot in the pack, and Bobberay's up, he's looking very angry and invisible.
00:28:24You had Spike doing that rollercoaster in the middle, too.
00:28:26Oh, no, no, no.
00:28:27It's not like Yvonne's smiling.
00:28:29I didn't see Yvonne, that's why he meant it.
00:28:31And look at Spike, talking trash to Mysterio and RBD, standing behind his brothers.
00:28:47So it's gonna be Rob Van Dam, D-Von Dudley, starting off this tag team matchup.
00:28:51And like I said earlier, you're in for a treat.
00:28:54The rough and tough, powerful Dudley boys and the high-flying antics of RBD and Rey Mysterio.
00:28:59I mean, arguably the Dudley boys, Bobber and D-Von are the most decorated and best tag team in the
00:29:04history of our industry.
00:29:0518-time champions.
00:29:06That's what I'm saying.
00:29:07Look at all the guys!
00:29:08Hey, D-Von Dudley looks all fired up here tonight.
00:29:10D-Von put something on Van Dam right here.
00:29:12And how can you not be fired up after what we've witnessed so far?
00:29:15And still to come tonight, Big Show has a huge decision to make.
00:29:19He's gonna sign a contract, and who will he choose?
00:29:22Will it be Eddie Guerrero, or will it be Kurt Angle?
00:29:25Big Show meets one-on-one and no mercy.
00:29:27Oh, wow.
00:29:27Here's the cover-up, a spin kick, hook of the leg, and a kick-out.
00:29:30And Cole, check this out.
00:29:32I can confirm that the Deadman, the Phidom, Big Evil himself, the number one contender himself,
00:29:39The Undertaker, oh, will be here tonight.
00:29:42That's right, here tonight on SmackDown.
00:29:44Undertaker, the number one contender to meet JBL at No Mercy in a last-ride match for the championship.
00:29:49Look at Mysterio go, up over the top, moves off off the second rope, hook of the leg, D-Von
00:29:54kicks out.
00:29:54Now watch that Mysterio fly around, but D-Von shutting it down quick there.
00:29:59And here comes Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:30:02When you look up the word mean in the dictionary, Bubba Ray's face is there.
00:30:06Yeah, but I think Spike Dudley, the boss, has a bigger picture.
00:30:09I think he might be meaner than Bubba.
00:30:10Well, that could be.
00:30:11Look at Rey Mysterio with the right hand, taking the fight to Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:30:15Mysterio will back down from nobody, and look at the Cruiserweight Champion,
00:30:18causing the distraction and allowing Bubba Ray to take advantage.
00:30:23Well, when you're the boss, you can do that.
00:30:24You know what I mean?
00:30:25And there goes Rey Mysterio, Rob Van Dam knocked off the other apron.
00:30:27Spike Dudley, D-Von Dudley, Mysterio driven into the apron.
00:30:32I'll tell you, the Dudleys, as a group, they're just, they're geniuses.
00:30:36That's such smart strategy.
00:30:38The number one genius may well be Spike Dudley.
00:30:41Look at this here, Bubba Ray Dudley pressing Rey Mysterio.
00:30:45Hot shot across the top rope.
00:30:50Bubba Ray Dudley in control, and the Dudleys doing a great job here
00:30:53of isolating the smaller man Mysterio from his partner RBD, and check out that throw.
00:30:59That's a wheelbarrow suplex right there.
00:31:01Very impressive by Bubba Ray Dudley right there.
00:31:04Bubba Ray cover hooks the inside leg.
00:31:06Mysterio and Rob Van Dam, I don't know if RBD got there and Mysterio kicked out.
00:31:11How about I do it again? How about I do it again?
00:31:14Well, it's not, the microphone is not on Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:31:16That's just his voice box.
00:31:18He said he's gonna do it again.
00:31:19He's gonna look on Spike's face.
00:31:20Look at this, look at this.
00:31:21Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
00:31:22Mysterio counter.
00:31:23Nice bulldog counter.
00:31:25The boss is upset.
00:31:26Yeah, Spike not too happy off the Mysterio counter, but now for Mysterio,
00:31:30he needs to make a tag to Rob Van Dam.
00:31:33Well, you know, Spike wants Bubba and D-Von to wear out Mysterio here.
00:31:37So, you know, next week, you know, Spike maybe, you know,
00:31:40Mysterio might be easy pickets for him.
00:31:42Mysterio crawling to the corner, trying to make it to Rob Van Dam.
00:31:44Can he? He does.
00:31:46Uh-oh.
00:31:46Bubba Ray made it to D-Von as well.
00:31:48Two freshmen into the ring, but Rob Van Dam with the right hand,
00:31:51taking it to D-Von Dudley.
00:31:52And there's that spin kick to the jaw.
00:31:54Yeah, that jumping spin kick.
00:31:55Oh, caught that boot.
00:31:56Oh, wow.
00:31:57I don't want to trade kicks with this guy.
00:31:59Not at all.
00:31:59That's martial arts background of the unorthodox Rob Van Dam off the big back body drop.
00:32:05A spin kick again.
00:32:06He'll knock your head clear off your neck.
00:32:09Tell you that right now, there's Van Dam with those kicks.
00:32:11When Van Dam gets going, you can't control him.
00:32:13I'm telling you.
00:32:14Reversal by D-Von.
00:32:16Whipped across the ring.
00:32:17Here comes D-Von.
00:32:18Dudley runs into that boot of Rob Van Dam.
00:32:20RVD perched on the top rope.
00:32:22Watch out!
00:32:22There's that thrust kick off the top rope.
00:32:24Rob Van Dam could be moments away from putting away the Dudleys.
00:32:27Yeah, Van Dam has got a nice tornado-like leg drop there.
00:32:31Spitting leg drop by Van Dam.
00:32:33And look at Bubba Ray.
00:32:35Referee didn't see it.
00:32:36Bubba Ray on the apron.
00:32:38Rob Van Dam in trouble.
00:32:40He's got him hooked here.
00:32:41Bubba's got Van Dam hooked.
00:32:42Oh, oh.
00:32:43D-Von almost popped.
00:32:44Bubba Ray.
00:32:44And Rob Van Dam with a drop kick.
00:32:47Knocking Bubba off the apron.
00:32:48Here's a kick to the jaw.
00:32:49Rey Mysterio.
00:32:50Look out.
00:32:52Mysterio.
00:32:52Watch out here in front of us.
00:32:53Incoming.
00:32:54Taking out Bubba Ray.
00:32:56And look at, look at Van Dam in the ring here.
00:32:59D-Von's down.
00:33:00Check it out.
00:33:01Five-star frog splash.
00:33:03Three-quarters of the way across the ring.
00:33:06Look at this, Van Dam.
00:33:08Here's the cover.
00:33:10RVD and Mysterio electric tonight.
00:33:14What is Rey Mysterio and Rob Van Dam?
00:33:21I'm telling you, someone pulled down Van Dam Singlet and tell me there's an S on his chest,
00:33:27because he flew across the ring like Superman Cole.
00:33:30Wow.
00:33:31Three-quarters across the ring.
00:33:33You're looking at a great tag team combination, RVD and Rey.
00:33:37It can Rey get the job done next week when he meets that man Spike Dudley for the Cruiserweight title.
00:33:41Did you see Spike's face there a moment ago?
00:33:45Spike looks to be a little, what's going on here?
00:33:52He's not happy.
00:33:55I told you I had to meet those guys.
00:33:58I'm aware of talking about Chuck.
00:34:00No, no, no.
00:34:02My God.
00:34:16You just heard Spike Dudley telling
00:34:18a bubble right on the boss.
00:34:20I have never seen a bubble.
00:34:24Now he's apologizing.
00:34:25I'm saying.
00:34:27Spike said, pick him up, let's get out of here.
00:34:30You don't fail the boss, it's Spike Dudley.
00:34:33Well, ladies and gentlemen, last week we witnessed the destruction caused by the big show and his return.
00:34:39It was a day of reckoning for all SmackDown superstars last week.
00:34:43And speaking of the day of reckoning, THQ day of reckoning, SmackDown and Raw superstars in one brand new hot
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00:34:51And check out how realistic this is.
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00:35:01This is shades of last week.
00:35:03The big show going through the SmackDown roster here.
00:35:07Look at this.
00:35:08This is cool day, Wreck.
00:35:09Hopefully, things will be a little bit calmer here tonight, but I'm not sure.
00:35:12We have the public contract signing tonight.
00:35:15Who will Big Show choose to face at no mercy?
00:35:19Will it be Eddie Guerrero or will it be Kurt Angle?
00:35:22Big Show's decision still to come tonight on SmackDown.
00:35:30SmackDown's in Spokane tonight and still become the public contract signing.
00:35:34Who will the Big Show choose to face at no mercy?
00:35:36Will it be Kurt Angle?
00:35:38Will it be Eddie Guerrero?
00:35:39We're going to find out here tonight.
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00:36:00And by Nintendo, who are you?
00:36:05Well, you know, Taz, I think I owe an apology to you
00:36:08and to all the great SmackDown fans out there who saw the show last week.
00:36:12I got carried away.
00:36:14I lost my objectivity.
00:36:15I let my emotions get the best of me, but I was goaded into that situation by Paul Hamer.
00:36:19Listen, instead of you talking about it, I got a great idea.
00:36:21Let's show the viewers at home.
00:36:23Let's show everybody exactly what you're talking about.
00:36:24Let's go to that footage and see what happened last week.
00:36:47You know, there comes a time in your life when you gotta draw the line.
00:36:51I agree.
00:36:52And Paul Hamer is the most contemptible, the most disgusting,
00:36:57the most irritating human being I've ever came in contact with.
00:37:02I've ever met.
00:37:03Disgusting.
00:37:03How do you really feel, Cole?
00:37:04I mean...
00:37:05Yeah, I got you.
00:37:07I guess you just got it off your chest.
00:37:12Take it easy, Holmes.
00:37:14Anger management.
00:37:15One, two, three, uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
00:37:18Count to ten.
00:37:21There.
00:37:22There you go.
00:37:23That's calm.
00:37:24But I just want to tell you, man, nobody was more surprised to see you last week
00:37:29than I was, they say.
00:37:31Nobody.
00:37:32I not only was surprised, they say.
00:37:34I was very impressed.
00:37:35The way you laid out the whole locker room, they say.
00:37:38It was like watching the running of the bulls, they say.
00:37:40Except for one difference.
00:37:42There was one bull.
00:37:43Seven foot high, 500 pounds.
00:37:48That's a lot of bull.
00:37:51Don't get me wrong, they say.
00:37:52I don't have a problem you making your mark.
00:37:55I don't have a problem you coming back with a fury and a lot of fire.
00:37:58No, no, it's actually very impressive, very admirable.
00:38:03The only problem I have with that is you doing it on me.
00:38:09I'll be damned if you're going to do that at my expense.
00:38:15So let me make it easier if you're having some confusion up here about who you're going to
00:38:20take on at no mercy, okay?
00:38:22The two contracts that you've got in front of you, Kurt Angle and Eddie Guerrero, sign the one
00:38:26that says Eddie Guerrero.
00:38:37A big show with a big decision to make tonight.
00:38:39Will it be Eddie or Kurt Angle?
00:38:47You know, Orlando, there are a lot of people out there that believe that I am afraid of the Undertaker.
00:38:52Those people don't know what they're talking about.
00:38:53I think that JBL is scared of the Undertaker.
00:38:56I've got to do something.
00:38:57I've got to do something to show my fans that there's reason to support me.
00:39:00Well, I don't know, JBL.
00:39:01What are you thinking about, man?
00:39:06I'm going to call out the Undertaker.
00:39:09Well, wait a minute, hold on.
00:39:10No, think about it.
00:39:11I am the WWE Champion.
00:39:13I will never go down in history as the greatest champion of all time.
00:39:16If people think I'm afraid of somebody, if they think I'm scared, I'm going to go out there right now.
00:39:21I'm not waiting until No Mercy.
00:39:22I'm going to walk out there right now, and I'm going to call out the Undertaker,
00:39:25and we're going to get this on right now.
00:39:27Look, JBL, as your Chief of Staff, I really don't think you should do this.
00:39:30My mind's made up.
00:39:31I'm going to go out there, and I'm going to do this right here, right now.
00:39:34You're coming with me.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:39Well, I guess he's really going to go through with it.
00:39:42I cannot believe that the WWE Champion, JBL, says he's going to come out here and call out the Undertaker.
00:39:48Well, I'm not that surprised.
00:39:50I'm very excited and happy about it as the big white stretch with the Texas Longhorns comes out.
00:39:55JBL, WWE Champion.
00:39:58I, I, I, I, I, I think he's one of the fans.
00:40:00Why would anybody whose right mind call out the Undertaker, no matter who you are?
00:40:03If he wants to prove, he's not afraid that JBL needs to prove that.
00:40:07You can't go down as a champion that, that's afraid of sweats anybody.
00:40:11And that's why JBL, I think he's winning fans all over the country and the world.
00:40:16People love this guy.
00:40:17He's doing what?
00:40:19He's winning fans all over the world and the country, and out of here.
00:40:22He's trying to kiss the behind of all the fans is what he's trying to do.
00:40:27Ladies and gentlemen, Orlando Jordan and the WWE Champion, John Franchard Leifield.
00:40:37Oh, you see, Bradshaw's not, JBL's not stopping hands.
00:40:40He's going to have that toothy grin on him.
00:40:41He has to call out the Undertaker here tonight, but it's no mercy.
00:40:44He's going to meet the Undertaker of the ring.
00:40:46It is a last ride match for the WWE Championship.
00:40:49No pinfalls, no submission.
00:40:51You beat your opponent so bad, you got to throw him in the back of a hearse and carry him
00:40:55out of the arena.
00:40:55Well, it's the first ever last ride match, but I'll tell you what, that JBL, he's got a look in
00:41:00his eye tonight.
00:41:01Oh, look at that face.
00:41:02The last ride match could be the last match for either JBL or the Undertaker.
00:41:06I am going to prove to all of you, my fans, that I am worthy of your adulation.
00:41:14I said last week, I was going to have a funeral for the Undertaker.
00:41:20Forget the funeral.
00:41:22I'm going to take care of the Undertaker right now.
00:41:26Here we go, man.
00:41:29Take us here.
00:41:30I don't flip-flop like a lot of political figures today.
00:41:36What I say I'm going to do, I do.
00:41:40Undertaker, I know you're here, so get your seven-foot carcass out here.
00:41:44Let's get it on.
00:41:46Oh, my.
00:41:47Oh, we're doing this.
00:41:48I can't believe the champion.
00:41:50Oh, man, that's JBL.
00:41:52We're going to do this.
00:41:54Come on, dead man.
00:42:11I'll tell you, can you feel that cold, the goosebumps up your spine?
00:42:15It is a chilly atmosphere.
00:42:17Oh, yeah.
00:42:18Oh, yeah.
00:42:19An eerie feeling has crept over this arena.
00:42:22Ladies and gentlemen, the dead man cometh.
00:42:29I'll tell you, he's going to come into New Jersey at No Mercy all right.
00:42:34But right now, JBL, Undertaker, we're going to win this fight, my friend.
00:42:39There'll be a fight October 3rd at No Mercy, Continent Airlines Arena,
00:42:44a last-wide match between that man, the champion, JBL, and the challenge of The Undertaker.
00:42:49But you're right, we may have no mercy here tonight.
00:42:55Because I believe The Undertaker is not going to have any mercy on the champion.
00:43:01Well, wait a minute.
00:43:02Don't cut JBL short now, Cole.
00:43:05He's a WWE champ for a reason.
00:43:06And that look at JBL's face, his eyes, that emotion, that anger, that rage, that rage tells the story.
00:43:13Yeah, but what keeps flashing through my mind is the image of SummerSlam,
00:43:17is the image of The Undertaker chokeslamming JBL through the roof of that limousine.
00:43:22That's what I'm thinking about.
00:43:24Yeah, well, that's history.
00:43:24But I'm believing in JBL, Cole.
00:43:27I'm believing big time in JBL.
00:43:29No disrespect on Big Evil, on The Phenom, on the number one contender, that man right there, The Undertaker.
00:43:35But I'm telling you, JBL is out here with a purpose.
00:43:38The Undertaker looks pretty scary himself.
00:43:47You gotta witness this live.
00:43:48You can't explain this to nobody.
00:43:49There is only one beat-off.
00:43:53Perhaps the greatest legend in the history of the WWE.
00:43:59And his focus and his stress is again to become champion.
00:44:05Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:06Did JBL just tell Orlando Jordan to head to the back because he's got this?
00:44:11That's exactly what he said.
00:44:14JBL, a consonant pro.
00:44:16He's gonna, this is a fight JBL's gotta take on his own.
00:44:20I got more respect out of JBL than a minute and a half ago.
00:44:24I'll tell you, I'm beginning to get a little respect myself.
00:44:28JBL sending his chief of staff back to the locker room.
00:44:32Oh man, where's this go time, Cole?
00:44:37Oh my.
00:44:40Can you feel it, man?
00:44:43I can feel it and I can feel this crowd chanting for The Undertaker.
00:44:47Look at the look in the champion's eyes.
00:44:49I'm not too sure, Cole, The Undertaker might be shot too.
00:44:53Takes a lot to shock The Undertaker, I promise you that.
00:44:56That's a good point.
00:44:57Can't believe this is gonna happen.
00:44:59There's gonna be a fight right here, SmackDown.
00:45:02And there's no referee out here, so you're right.
00:45:04This is gonna be a straight out fight.
00:45:06You don't need a referee.
00:45:07These two men are gonna have at it.
00:45:09Here we go.
00:45:12You don't want to throw hands with The Undertaker.
00:45:16And Undertaker with the right hand, and another one.
00:45:18And here comes The Undertaker.
00:45:19And they're getting it out here tonight on SmackDown.
00:45:22Oh, what a shot.
00:45:23Undertaker with the right hand to the champion.
00:45:25Heads up, oh my God.
00:45:26To the side of the head, to the temple.
00:45:29Of the champion, JBL, knocked for a loop.
00:45:32What a shot with that boot.
00:45:34Oh my.
00:45:35Well, JBL had to wear with all the real eyes.
00:45:38There was a chokeslam in route right here.
00:45:41Without JBL begging Ozzy Lanford.
00:45:43Wait a minute.
00:45:44Orlando Jordan, who is that?
00:45:46No, is that, and who?
00:45:49That's Cam Brown.
00:45:51And look at the look at the other guy.
00:45:53That's what you said.
00:45:54That's Viscera, that's Viscera.
00:45:56Viscera, a splash to The Undertaker.
00:45:58Gangrel and Viscera are back.
00:46:02What the hell?
00:46:04And now the four-on-one to kick my steps.
00:46:07What's this?
00:46:08Wow, a variation of a couple chokeslam into a sit-out power bomb.
00:46:14This is a four-on-one beating.
00:46:17Can you believe these guys?
00:46:19Viscera and Gangrel, once members of The Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness.
00:46:24JBL must have a hell of a lot of influence.
00:46:27Yeah.
00:46:28He's got big time influence.
00:46:30And another word for influence on Wall Street call is cash.
00:46:33Coldhog cash.
00:46:34You think you brought these guys out?
00:46:36Hello?
00:46:37Yeah, I think so.
00:46:38This is a trap.
00:46:43JBL, the champion, getting out of the ring, but the assault continues.
00:46:48The Undertaker desperately trying to battle back in his thing.
00:46:52And sure is.
00:46:54Big Evil, how's he doing it?
00:46:55I don't know.
00:46:56The right hands, now the boot to Orlando Jordan.
00:47:00JBL's Chief of Staff and the right hands to Gangrel.
00:47:02And now, that man going for Viscera's shot down.
00:47:07Undertaker taking everybody else.
00:47:11Man.
00:47:12JBL's plan may have just backfired.
00:47:14This may not have been a good investment.
00:47:17Well, the Chief of Staff is gonna go for a nasty rifle.
00:47:21A chokeslam to Orlando Jordan.
00:47:25Uh-oh, uh-oh, heads up.
00:47:26JBL tossed over the top right in front of the champion.
00:47:30Viscera knocked down.
00:47:32And JBL with a clothesline from hell.
00:47:35Yeah, big time clothesline from hell.
00:47:37And JBL bucking on him.
00:47:40And now Gangrel back into the ring.
00:47:43Yes.
00:47:43Gangrel and Viscera continuing this massive assault on the feet of The Undertaker.
00:47:50Oh, no, watch out here.
00:47:51No, no, no, no, no, watch out.
00:47:53No, no, no.
00:47:54Oh, Viscera, Gangrel, formerly of The Undertaker's Ministry,
00:47:59taking it out on The Undertaker.
00:48:01Come on.
00:48:01Look at it, another one.
00:48:03Two splashes.
00:48:04Okay.
00:48:05Bradshaw just directed traffic as a damn near 500 and something pounder.
00:48:11The champion knew what he was doing, I guess.
00:48:13You think?
00:48:14Yeah, for sure.
00:48:16I can't believe it, we just witnessed.
00:48:17Have you ever witnessed The Undertaker picked apart like he just was here tonight?
00:48:22No, sir, I've never witnessed that.
00:48:27What the?
00:48:28What is this?
00:48:29Oh, my God.
00:48:30The disrespect from the champion.
00:48:32And there's that toothy grin showing no respect.
00:48:37Absolutely disgraceful.
00:48:40Absolutely disgraceful.
00:49:07Wow.
00:49:12The champion of the champion.
00:49:17And there's that toothy grin showing no respect.
00:49:22And there's that toothy grin showing no respect.
00:49:29And there's that toothy grin showing no respect.
00:49:36Now, when the Undertaker rolled out this past former members of The Undertaker's ministry of darkness.
00:49:39There he is!
00:49:40And the four on one assault was on against The Undertaker.
00:49:43Big time, Undertaker was fighting back big time.
00:49:49With the clothesline from hell from the champion.
00:49:52And then barking out on us.
00:49:54And then this, total disrespect,
00:49:57total lack of respect by the champion JBL.
00:50:01And I'll tell you one thing,
00:50:02you got to ask the question at this point in time, though,
00:50:05as the WWE champion JBL found a kick in the armor of the Undertaker.
00:50:09I mean, he obviously bought off
00:50:11the former members of the Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness
00:50:14to help him in this assault tonight.
00:50:15When JBL put his foot on the Undertaker's chest
00:50:18and just raised the championship high in the sky,
00:50:21talk about audacious, man.
00:50:23Talk about audacity.
00:50:25How about the $1 million Tough Enough?
00:50:29And folks, the address is on your screen.
00:50:32Just send a 60-second VHS of yourself
00:50:35showing why you want to be a part of Tough Enough.
00:50:37Just thinking, that $1 million, that's a lot of bling-bling.
00:50:40Let's do it, right?
00:50:40Bling-bling is what the kids say today.
00:50:41You got it.
00:50:42Bling-bling!
00:50:43$1 million contract if you win this thing.
00:50:46And remember, such overwhelming demand,
00:50:48we extend the deadline till next Wednesday.
00:50:51Let's go get your tapes in.
00:50:53And here come the new Tag Team Champions.
00:51:00Following non-Title Tag Team Matches schedule for one fall,
00:51:05making it a win-win ring,
00:51:07being accompanied by Hiroto and Fifi
00:51:10at a combined weight of 510 pounds.
00:51:14They are the Tag Team Champions,
00:51:17René Dupree and Kanto Suzuki.
00:51:21You know, the moment ago you saw Hiroto walk in Fifi, right?
00:51:24Right.
00:51:25There's something pretty wacky, zany to me in my world
00:51:28when a Japanese kid, you know, a location girl,
00:51:31is walking around with a French pool.
00:51:33Hey, listen, did you hear the big news?
00:51:34I think that's pretty cool.
00:51:35Did you hear the big news?
00:51:36New starting time for Velocity this Saturday night,
00:51:3811 o'clock, 10 central.
00:51:41All right, all right.
00:51:42New starting time for Velocity.
00:51:44In action this week, this Saturday night,
00:51:46Orlando Jordan.
00:51:47Also, Luther Brains,
00:51:49Kurt Angle's assistant, JBL's chief of staff,
00:51:51in action in singles competition this Saturday night.
00:51:54It's the paisans here, Fifi.
00:51:56Yeah, that a combined weight of 451 pounds,
00:52:00Nunzio and Johnny Stamboli,
00:52:03the full-blooded Italians,
00:52:04and B-R.
00:52:07And earlier today,
00:52:08our cameras caught up with the FBI.
00:52:13Oh, John, relax.
00:52:14What are you doing?
00:52:15Nunz, I got it all figured out.
00:52:17You take care of that French guy,
00:52:18you know, the guy that does that dance?
00:52:19Yeah, we're there.
00:52:20Yeah, and I'll take care of Kenzo.
00:52:21I got it.
00:52:22Wah!
00:52:23Wah!
00:52:24Oh, oh, oh.
00:52:24Tyson, how many times I gotta tell you,
00:52:26stick to the game plan.
00:52:27The game plan?
00:52:28The game plan.
00:52:29We wouldn't match that.
00:52:30You mean this game plan?
00:52:32Oh!
00:52:36How's that game plan?
00:52:40Now we think about
00:52:42pretty good freaking game plan.
00:52:45I agree.
00:52:46That's a very effective game plan.
00:52:48Well, nonetheless,
00:52:49this is a big opportunity for the FBI.
00:52:51It's a non-title matchup,
00:52:52but a win here for the FBI
00:52:53would be a huge victory.
00:52:54Put them right in the tag team title hunt
00:52:56against the new tag team champions,
00:52:58Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
00:53:00Well, last week, you know,
00:53:01Rene Dupree and Suzuki
00:53:03taking advantage of the situation
00:53:05with Billy Kidman and Paul London.
00:53:07And, you know,
00:53:07as we went over that earlier,
00:53:08with Billy Kidman having a yellow streak
00:53:10down his back.
00:53:10Well, it was really a two-on-one
00:53:11assault on Paul London
00:53:12that allowed Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki
00:53:14to win the titles,
00:53:14although they did.
00:53:15We have to quit Kidman.
00:53:17Quit.
00:53:17Johnny the Bull, Stamboli,
00:53:18starting things off
00:53:19against Rene Dupree.
00:53:20I'll tell you,
00:53:21this is a very unique team,
00:53:22this Dupree and Suzuki.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:24Rene Dupree doesn't like America,
00:53:26makes no bones about it,
00:53:27and Kenzo Suzuki says
00:53:28he loves America.
00:53:29And there's Johnny the Bull
00:53:30into the cover hook of the leg.
00:53:32The way I see it,
00:53:33at least one of them
00:53:33like America, right?
00:53:34That's all good in the hood.
00:53:35No, Kenzo really doesn't like America.
00:53:36I believe it's all a charade.
00:53:38He just says he does.
00:53:39Well, why do you think that?
00:53:40I believe Kenzo.
00:53:41He looks like a trusting individual,
00:53:42even though he's nowhere
00:53:43in a camera shot.
00:53:44Okay, here we go.
00:53:44Cover kick out
00:53:45by Rene Dupree.
00:53:47I'll tell you,
00:53:47Nuncio and Johnny the Bull
00:53:48really taking it to Rene Dupree
00:53:50in the only part of this matchup.
00:53:51Well, they're no slouches,
00:53:52you know what I mean?
00:53:53You know, Nuncio and Johnny the Bull,
00:53:55both strong as bull.
00:53:56Whoa, look at Kenzo Suzuki.
00:53:58Very smart.
00:53:59Nuncio goes to the second rope.
00:54:00Very smart by Suzuki there.
00:54:03Now what?
00:54:04And what is Hiroku doing?
00:54:05Well, Suzuki's gonna help her
00:54:06and help him there.
00:54:06Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:54:07Oh, man!
00:54:08What the hell?
00:54:08What the hell?
00:54:09You got Rene?
00:54:09Get the...
00:54:10What the hell?
00:54:10What the hell?
00:54:11Whoa, what the...
00:54:15Hit!
00:54:16Hit!
00:54:17Hit!
00:54:18Hit!
00:54:19Hit!
00:54:20Hit!
00:54:23Come on, come on, come on.
00:54:27Quinn just got...
00:54:33All right.
00:54:38Quinn just got taken away here by a,
00:54:41abducted by that.
00:54:46I guess I was supposed to call his name,
00:54:48but my partner just got taken away.
00:54:51I don't know what to do here, I got to do my job, but I got to hell with this,
00:54:57if I lose my job, I'd lose it, whatever.
00:55:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:57Move, move, move.
00:56:01Go, go, go.
00:56:02Move, move, move.
00:56:04Move, move, move, move.
00:56:10Love.
00:56:25Here are your winners, the tag team champions Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
00:56:58Here are your winners, the tag team champions Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
00:57:21Here are your winners, the tag team champions Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
00:57:51Here are your winners, the tag team champions Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki.
00:58:00Next week I'm going to have a groundbreaking announcement as it relates to your general manager Eric Bischoff.
00:58:07Every single superstar in the Raw locker room.
00:58:11I'm going to have a groundbreaking announcement as it relates to each and every one of you.
00:58:19This week I have but one announcement.
00:58:21Carmelo and Christy are not going to beat the hell out of each other.
00:58:24They're going to beat the hell out of you.
00:58:26Christy wins the boxing match but will she win the quarter of a million dollars?
00:58:32We'll find out next week in Tucson.
00:58:34I stand here before you as your world heavyweight champion.
00:58:42So now it's time to party like a champion.
00:58:48If these girls are hot, then what's inside this cake?
00:58:51Oh, that's got to be sweet.
00:58:54So let me have it.
00:58:56What is this?
00:58:58Randy Orton taking out his rage from being wrong for the world, targeted by Evolution.
00:59:03I want Orton and I want to die.
00:59:06I'm going to go one better.
00:59:07Between us tonight, it's going to be Randy Orton versus Evolution.
00:59:11Three on one in a handicap match.
00:59:14Orton can only hope to pray that what he has learned from being a member of Evolution
00:59:20can help him survive this.
00:59:23I can't believe this.
00:59:24So far, Orton is out playing the game.
00:59:26That can't beat Orton fair and square.
00:59:28So they're going to just gang up on him like a pack of dogs.
00:59:32Wait a minute.
00:59:33What is this?
00:59:33Joe Benjamin.
00:59:34Joe Benjamin.
00:59:35What is he doing in here?
00:59:36And wait.
00:59:37There's a Wolverine.
00:59:38Benoit.
00:59:39Evening up the sides here.
00:59:40This should have been the greatest night of Triple H's life.
00:59:43Randy Orton ruined the celebration.
00:59:45And now this is Randy Orton's destiny.
00:59:49To regain the heavyweight championship of the world.
01:00:05I bet you're wondering why it gets you back here, Michael.
01:00:11Well, I've been watching you.
01:00:13And I've been studying you, Michael.
01:00:15And I know me and you, we want the same things.
01:00:19We have the same desires.
01:00:22And now that I've got you back here, all along with me, I'm going to give you what you want.
01:00:46I sit down.
01:00:50Look, I know you got a tough choice to make tonight.
01:00:53But if it means anything to you, I know what I'd do if I was in your shoes.
01:00:58I mean, between Eddie Guerrero and Kurt Angle, there's really no choice.
01:01:03I'm not just saying this because I work for Kurt Angle.
01:01:06I'm saying this because it's the truth.
01:01:09The WWE needs Kurt Angle.
01:01:13I know you remember throwing him off that ledge.
01:01:16You broke his leg.
01:01:17You put him in a wheelchair for months.
01:01:21Come on.
01:01:22Kurt Angle is an Olympic gold medalist.
01:01:25He's the only gold medalist in the history of this business.
01:01:30You don't want to hurt Kurt anymore.
01:01:32You know, Kurt's a lot like you.
01:01:36He's misunderstood.
01:01:38But Kurt and I, we understand you.
01:01:42Because we're outcasts too.
01:01:44We're different.
01:01:46You, me, Kurt, we're all different.
01:01:51The fact of the matter is, show, Eddie Guerrero, he doesn't understand you.
01:01:56Those people out there, they don't understand you.
01:02:00Eddie Guerrero doesn't give a damn about you.
01:02:03Nobody gives a damn about you, big show.
01:02:06Except people like me.
01:02:09People like Kurt Angle.
01:02:11We feel your pain.
01:02:17Just think about what I said.
01:02:46Five years ago, a bold new program came to life.
01:02:51Designed to revolutionize broadcast television.
01:02:54And with the biggest stars in sports entertainment.
01:02:58It did.
01:03:00Welcome to SmackDown on UPN!
01:03:03We were amazed by their audacity.
01:03:05Oh, man, what a shot!
01:03:07Captivated by their brilliance.
01:03:09Awed by the memories they created.
01:03:11And next week, they're back.
01:03:14Hollywood Hulk Hogan.
01:03:16Mick Foley.
01:03:17Have a nice day!
01:03:19Stephanie McMahon.
01:03:20Mr. McMahon.
01:03:22Yeah!
01:03:23Fire!
01:03:23And Stone Cold Steve Austin.
01:03:25What?
01:03:26Return for the fifth anniversary season premiere of WWE SmackDown.
01:03:31An unparalleled group of legends.
01:03:32A milestone in sports entertainment.
01:03:34WWE SmackDown season premiere next Thursday on UPN.
01:03:43Are you ready, Michael?
01:03:46Are you ready?
01:03:48I'm gonna share something with you that I've been wanting to since the moment I laid eyes on you, Michael.
01:03:59It's a poem.
01:04:03Fear.
01:04:03Do you fear me?
01:04:07I think you should.
01:04:10Because I am so often misunderstood.
01:04:14No one knows the pain inside.
01:04:18No one knows the tears I hide.
01:04:22My heart was destroyed a long time ago.
01:04:27By what and by whom?
01:04:30You will never know.
01:04:33I made a vow to never tell.
01:04:38Instead, I'll put the world through hell.
01:04:42You will never know.
01:04:59Hey!
01:05:00What?
01:05:02Aren't you gonna fake me?
01:05:05Sir.
01:05:07Sir.
01:05:08it was a poem
01:05:10by Heidenreich
01:05:12The following
01:05:37last title contest
01:05:38is scheduled
01:05:38for one fall
01:05:40making its way
01:05:40to the egg
01:05:41being accompanied
01:05:41by Miss Jetty
01:05:43from Edmond, Oklahoma
01:05:45weighing in at
01:05:46241 pounds
01:05:48Charlie
01:05:49Hutz
01:06:12a big accompanied
01:06:14to the rank by the Dudleys
01:06:15weighing in at 150 pounds
01:06:18is the Courage
01:06:20Aweight Champion
01:06:20of the World
01:06:21Spike Dudley
01:06:25I'm back out here
01:06:26Mike and Cole
01:06:27obviously
01:06:28probably
01:06:28need the score
01:06:30to come out here
01:06:30I'm a little
01:06:32I'm told
01:06:33I'm going to do my job
01:06:34direct order
01:06:35more or less
01:06:36I'm going to try
01:06:36and do my job
01:06:37the best I can
01:06:38But, uh, all right, uh, I don't know what we got coming up here.
01:06:42It's, uh, we got, uh, tonight, uh, next week, I'm sorry, next week, one-on-one,
01:06:48you got Spike Dudley defending the Cruiserweight Championship against Rey Mysterio.
01:06:53Rey Mysterio finally going to get an opportunity to go after Spike one-on-one here.
01:06:57It's going to be right here on SmackDown next week.
01:06:59So you don't want to miss that season premiere, fifth anniversary from Phoenix, Arizona.
01:07:03And we're going to get to see the ball, Spike Dudley, in action right now
01:07:07against Charlie Haas as the ball, Spike Dudley, his brothers are watching on, watching his back.
01:07:15All right.
01:07:17This might be a little bit of a mismatch here, you know, with Charlie Haas,
01:07:20the size difference, Charlie's got some size on Spike,
01:07:24and Charlie telling Spike, go for that single leg,
01:07:27but nice, nice roll through here with that front head.
01:07:31Charlie Haas very well versed on the mat,
01:07:33All-American from Seton Hall University.
01:07:35So you don't want to trade holes, as the lovely Miss Jackie watches on,
01:07:38but here comes the ball, and there goes the ball.
01:07:41Spike Dudley down with that shoulder block.
01:07:44Nice, well-placed boot to the back of the head by Haas,
01:07:47and a deep arm drag there.
01:07:49On Spike Dudley by Charlie Haas.
01:07:53Oh, nice, big, huge hip toss there on the Cruiserweight champ.
01:07:57Right now, Charlie Haas matches all Charlie Haas here.
01:08:01Uh-oh.
01:08:02Looks like, looks like D-Va, oh-oh, D-Va and Bubba got Jackie sandwiched.
01:08:08Oh!
01:08:09Shoulder first into the steel post.
01:08:12But that's the biggest pinch of answers now.
01:08:14Come on, guys.
01:08:15Leave her alone now.
01:08:17I don't have enough of this tonight.
01:08:19Come on, let's just, uh, let's stick with the action.
01:08:23This nine is nuts.
01:08:25Well, right now, Spike took advantage of that opportunity,
01:08:29the distraction that Haas was, oh, distracted by his girl on the outs.
01:08:33He had Bubba and D-Va and taking advantage of Haas
01:08:36while the referee's back was turning a moment ago.
01:08:39There's a cover going here, covered by Spike.
01:08:42Two.
01:08:42Come on, count faster!
01:08:45It's been a crazy night.
01:08:47Just think about all that's happened tonight.
01:08:50I mean, to kick the night off, we had a Best of Five series,
01:08:53match number four.
01:08:55It's tied up now, Puketee versus John Cena.
01:08:57And John Cena had a wherewithal to tie it up.
01:09:00You know, we had JBL call out The Undertaker.
01:09:04And then out of nowhere, the Ministry shows up,
01:09:06and Viscera and Gangrel and beatdown on The Undertaker.
01:09:11I mean, and then Heidenreich abducting Michael Cole.
01:09:16And Spike was the victim there.
01:09:18He had a short-arm scissors,
01:09:20but Charlie Haas had the power to pick him up
01:09:22and suplexed Spike back on his head.
01:09:26We've still got yet to come tonight,
01:09:28the contract signing with the Big Show.
01:09:31Who's he going to pick?
01:09:31Is it going to be Eddie Guerrero to face at No Mercy?
01:09:34Oh!
01:09:34Or is it going to be Kurt Angle?
01:09:36We're going to find out.
01:09:39Now, Spike Dudley shot off.
01:09:41Ooh, back elbow by Haas, but...
01:09:45I'm sorry, I'm not...
01:09:46I've never called a match by myself, ladies and gentlemen.
01:09:48Bear with me, Michael Cole.
01:09:49I, you know...
01:09:51Look at this!
01:09:52Whoa!
01:09:54Haas looking sharp as a tack here.
01:09:56There goes Bubba.
01:09:58Head first into the gut right in the midsection.
01:10:01Uh-oh, looks like Spike told him for that Dudley Dog.
01:10:04Oh!
01:10:06Beautiful counter by Charlie Haas.
01:10:09Oh, well, wait a minute.
01:10:10Oh, well, definitely a disqualification.
01:10:14Beat down by Devon.
01:10:18Bubba looks like he's pulling on that belt.
01:10:20He pulled the belt off.
01:10:23Straight up leather, looks like metal or something on that belt.
01:10:27This is not the...
01:10:28Whoa, what the hell?
01:10:29Who's that?
01:10:30Rico, it's Rico!
01:10:31That's Rico!
01:10:33Where the hell did Rico come from?
01:10:35Whoa!
01:10:37Rico with the strap on, with the strap in his hand.
01:10:41Rico, Rico, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the partner of Ocelli Haas.
01:10:47Rico's back!
01:10:48And Jackie's happy!
01:10:50Big hug from Jackie!
01:10:52I'm telling you to Rico already!
01:10:54Wow!
01:10:56And he wants to practice tonight out of nowhere.
01:10:59Rico popping up on the scene here on SmackDown.
01:11:04Oh, look at that!
01:11:06Yeah, looks like they're united again.
01:11:09Austin Rico, check this out.
01:11:11This is coming up next.
01:11:13The Big Show's got to decide who's the Big Show going to face.
01:11:16Have no mercy.
01:11:18Will it be Eddie Guerrero or will it be Kurt Angle?
01:11:21That's coming up next.
01:11:26No pinfalls.
01:11:27No disqualifications.
01:11:30No tomorrow.
01:11:32The Undertaker.
01:11:34Rest in peace.
01:11:37JBL.
01:11:38Undertaker, I am not intimidated.
01:11:41A last ride match for the WWE Championship.
01:11:43The only way this can end is in the back of a hearse.
01:11:47Sending a tortured soul on his last ride.
01:11:50SmackDown presents No Mercy, Sunday, October 3rd, live on Pay-Per-View.
01:12:04Do you know who I am?
01:12:07You probably don't.
01:12:09But you will.
01:12:11See?
01:12:12Only the cool people know me.
01:12:15Know Carlito.
01:12:17Carre bien cool.
01:12:19I doubt there are many of you out there are that cool.
01:12:22You probably ask yourself, hey, how did that Carlito become so cool?
01:12:29It's simple.
01:12:31I was born this way.
01:12:33And when I come to the WWE, maybe I'll give you lessons on how to be cool.
01:12:39Cool like me, Carlito.
01:12:44Caribbean cool.
01:12:58We're back on SmackDown.
01:12:59And as a result of what you're seeing right now, what you're looking at, our general manager,
01:13:04Theodore Long, has made a match for next week.
01:13:06Check this out.
01:13:07It will be The Undertaker, The Phenom himself.
01:13:09But no more contender himself in a handicap match versus The Ministry.
01:13:14Two-on-one handicap match.
01:13:16The Ministry consists of Gangrel and Viscera.
01:13:19I'll tell you what.
01:13:19They beat the hell out of The Undertaker earlier.
01:13:21And we're going to see what happens next week at the season premiere of SmackDown for Phoenix, Arizona.
01:13:27Here comes the GM now.
01:13:30Ladies and gentlemen, the general manager of SmackDown, Theodore Long.
01:13:37PHQ's newest game, WWE Day of Reckoning, presents No Mercy.
01:13:41No Mercy's a SmackDown production coming to you live in two weeks from the Continental Airlines Arena,
01:13:47East Rutherford, New Jersey, and exclusively on page of view.
01:13:51WWE Day of Reckoning, available now from Nintendo Game View.
01:14:03What I have here are two unsigned contracts for matches at No Mercy.
01:14:16Now, the thing that's going to happen here is, right now,
01:14:22I'm going to bring out a man that is big enough to make this decision that is large enough.
01:14:30Ladies and gentlemen, but the first thing I want to do is I want to have an informal poll.
01:14:36And I need the participation of each and every one of you.
01:14:44Now, if you want the match at No Mercy to be Big Show versus Eddie Guerrero, give me a holler.
01:14:56Now, if you want the match to be the Big Show versus Kurt Angle, holler back.
01:15:08Well, you see, that's all good.
01:15:11But there's only one man that's big enough to make such a huge decision.
01:15:17Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Big Show.
01:15:35This man showed up in Louis Harvey last week.
01:15:37We thought he was going to make his re-debut at the season premiere of SmackDown next week.
01:15:42Ah-ah!
01:15:43The Big Man said, I'm showing up this week, which was last week.
01:15:46And this is what happened last week, going to Lumberjack match between Guerrero and Angle.
01:15:51The Big Show came out.
01:15:53And I've never seen anything like this in 16 years.
01:15:56I've been a part of this great industry.
01:15:58The Big Show, no one has dominated.
01:16:01Nobody has dominated like the Big Show.
01:16:04Look at this, chokeslam after chokeslam on athletes, elite athletes.
01:16:09Dangerous man, no one's safe, I'm telling you.
01:16:11The Big Man.
01:16:12Well, it's the Big Show.
01:16:17And now it's time for one of the prospective opponents to come out here.
01:16:25Former WWE Champion, Olympic gold medalist, ladies and gentlemen, Carl Angle.
01:16:42And now it's time for the Big Show.
01:16:48And now it's time for the Big Show.
01:17:15Uh-oh.
01:17:17Oh, my God.
01:17:30And now it's time to bring out another man, former WWE Champion, Latino Heat.
01:17:41Show Your Love, by Eddie Guerrero.
01:17:53Well, Latino Heat, coming out in one of his riding style, one of his prized possession, Roll Riders here in
01:18:00Spokane.
01:18:01And now it's time for the Big Show.
01:18:02And now it's time for the Big Show.
01:18:03Eddie Guerrero, seeing that little grin on his face, that man has no grin on his face.
01:18:07I think he's capable of the Big Show, too grin.
01:18:11Kurt Angle, oh, look at that baby, he's up and down.
01:18:13I'll tell you, I've got to get one of these cars.
01:18:15I say it on top.
01:18:17I'll tell you what, that's the way it could be for Eddie Guerrero in a match with the Big Show.
01:18:21He might be bouncing up and down.
01:18:23That baby's going up and down.
01:18:25I like that.
01:18:27Big Show's looking at those contracts.
01:18:29I'm going to go contemplating through the face.
01:18:35White flag, going to be honest, which it don't matter to me.
01:18:37Whoever the Big Show decides to pick, be it that man Angle, or Eddie Guerrero, I say it's going to
01:18:43be a great match, even what?
01:18:44I'm down with it all the way.
01:18:53We've got John Cena.
01:18:55He's tied up against Booker T for that best-of-five series.
01:18:58He's going to be the under-spirit United States champion.
01:19:01We're going to find out.
01:19:02I know Mercy and Undertaker, I mean, and JBL,
01:19:07against JBL for WB Championship at No Mercy at Continental Airlines Arena, New Jersey.
01:19:14And now we're going to find out who the Big Show's going to face at No Mercy.
01:19:18Will it be Angle?
01:19:19Will it be Guerrero?
01:19:22Before the Big Show makes his final decision,
01:19:27I would like to know one thing.
01:19:28If there's anything that either one of you gentlemen would like to say to the big man,
01:19:34then I suggest you lay it on him now.
01:19:38Would you like to say something?
01:19:43Show, you may think that after throwing me off a balcony,
01:19:48breaking my leg,
01:19:50and temporarily ending my career,
01:19:54that I may want revenge against you,
01:19:57but I don't.
01:20:00Everyone knows that Kurt Angle does not hold a grudge.
01:20:05I'm about business.
01:20:07And for business purposes,
01:20:10nobody wants to see Kurt Angle versus the Big Show.
01:20:16That's just bad business,
01:20:18with all due respect.
01:20:21So this is your first pay-per-view back in a very long time.
01:20:24And it should be against someone that clearly doesn't like you,
01:20:28who clearly wants to fight you,
01:20:31and who clearly deserves any form of brutality you feel like serving up.
01:20:38What this business needs,
01:20:40what these people need,
01:20:42is for you to destroy Eddie Guerrero.
01:20:50And send these people a message
01:20:52that you will fight for them.
01:20:55And not just beat Eddie Guerrero at no mercy,
01:20:58but send him on a downward spiral
01:21:01to end his career once and for all.
01:21:09Thank you, Mr. Angle.
01:21:12Now, Mr. Guerrero,
01:21:14before the Big Show signs these contracts,
01:21:19is there anything that you would like to say?
01:21:23Oh, I have something to say, Holmes.
01:21:28Let's make one thing clear as if
01:21:31this idiot does not speak for the people or me.
01:21:35I speak for myself.
01:21:47Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
01:21:54Oh, Eddie has no problem speaking for himself.
01:21:58Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
01:22:02You wanna fight?
01:22:05I'll give you a fight, but I promise you one thing.
01:22:12You're gonna remember me,
01:22:15you're gonna remember No Mercy for the rest of your life.
01:22:20Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
01:22:23hold on just a minute, player, it's not the time.
01:22:26Now, Big Show, before you sign these contracts,
01:22:31it's all on you now.
01:22:34Is it going to be the contract Eddie Guerrero
01:22:38versus the Big Show?
01:22:43Or will it be the contract Kurt Angle versus the Big Show?
01:22:52So player, it's all on you now.
01:22:56What's it gonna be?
01:23:02See, Eddie's contract is to the left of the Big Show,
01:23:05and Kurt Angle is to the right of the Big Show.
01:23:08Big decision here for the big man, the Big Show.
01:23:11Triple quack, triple quack, triple quack!
01:23:25I think everybody's waiting, Big Show!
01:23:34Oh, that's Eddie's.
01:23:35Is he going to sign Eddie's?
01:23:39I think Kurt might like it if Big Show signs Eddie's.
01:23:43And that's going to be Kurt's maybe.
01:23:57Oh, how about that?
01:23:59It's going to be Eddie Guerrero.
01:24:01Wow.
01:24:03Well, there you have it.
01:24:05Ladies and gentlemen, the contract has been signed.
01:24:09Eddie Guerrero will meet the Big Show at no mercy.
01:24:14Whoa, what the hell?
01:24:15Whoa.
01:24:18Angle just looked like he might have blindsided Guerrero now.
01:24:24Wow.
01:24:42Wait, that's Eddie's contract.
01:24:44Whoa, what the heck?
01:24:46Wait a minute.
01:24:47What does that mean?
01:24:49That's Kurt's.
01:24:50Hey, wait a minute.
01:24:52No.
01:24:54Oh, man.
01:24:56Well, there's only one contract left.
01:25:00And that makes it official.
01:25:03So live on pay-per-view at no mercy, it will be you, Kurt Angle, versus the Big Show.
01:25:09Oh.
01:25:11Good golly, Miss Marley.
01:25:13I can holla, holla, holla on that, GM, Mr. Long.
01:25:17Oh, yeah.
01:25:17What about the hell?
01:25:18Oh, man.
01:25:18What the hell?
01:25:20Holy cow.
01:25:23Wow.
01:25:23Luthor just kicked Big Show straight in the head, and there's Eddie now.
01:25:28And Big Show just smashed Luthor and Eddie's pinning all over her ankle.
01:25:35What's going on?
01:25:38Uh-oh, watch out.
01:25:44Oh, man.
01:25:48Wow.
01:25:50Oh, man.
01:25:51Hey.
01:25:52Hey.
01:25:53Hold on a minute.
01:25:54Hold on a minute.
01:25:56There's one other thing right now.
01:25:58Next week on SmackDown, it will be the season premiere.
01:26:03And I already know what the main event is going to be.
01:26:07It will be you, Kurt Angle, and your partner, Luther King, will take on Eddie Guerrero, Latino
01:26:15Heat, and the Big Show next week on SmackDown season premiere.
01:26:22Wow.
01:26:23Guerrero and Big Show teaming up.
01:26:25We invite you to join us on the season premiere and the fifth anniversary of SmackDown for Phoenix
01:26:30next week, past the peasant superstars.
01:26:33Hulk Hogan, so-called Steve Austin, Mick Foley, all will be a part of this huge celebration.
01:26:39And you really live five years, great five years of SmackDown.
01:26:44You gotta be there.
01:26:45Join us, ladies and gentlemen.
01:26:47And hopefully, my brother Michael Cole will be here, too.
01:26:50Thanks for joining us here on SmackDown.
01:26:58We'll be here.
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