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00:08Why are you dressed like that? Like an umpire?
00:11Because I'm an umpire.
00:12What? What?
00:14Yeah, at Strohmeyer Park. Bronco Mustang Games. I told you.
00:19When?
00:20Like last Saturday. I said I needed to pick up some part-time weekend work
00:25so we could get better plates and dishes for the household.
00:28You know, more grown-up furniture stuff for Richard and stuff.
00:31Do you don't remember me saying that? I told you.
00:32I told you I was going to pick up Saturday session.
00:34Right, and I said that that wasn't going to be enough
00:36and I was going to have to pick up some work nearby.
00:38You don't remember that?
00:40Okay, yeah.
00:41Okay. Hey, can you cancel the lawn maintenance guys today, please?
00:46Because we were supposed to do it last month and I just got another bill.
00:49Okay, yeah, I totally forgot to do it, so yeah.
00:51Yeah, because we have to start cutting all these, you know, all these things
00:54or we're never going to be able to get Richard into private school
00:57or do any of the things that we have to do.
00:59I'm totally going to do it today.
01:01Okay.
01:07Why umpire?
01:08Because it's right behind the house and it's 80.
01:17Hey, it's cold up. Let's go.
01:20I'm waiting for you.
01:21You have to say play ball.
01:23For what?
01:24For like the game to start.
01:26Just start it.
01:27You have to say play ball.
01:29Play ball?
01:30No, that's me. It's like everyone.
01:35Hey, hi.
01:37Play ball.
01:38Not to each kid.
01:40Just yell it out to everyone.
01:44Play ball.
01:48So, um, the ump thing.
01:52You're going to be doing that for a while, huh?
01:55Yeah.
01:57New school?
01:59So we're like three years away from even being able to make a deposit on that.
02:04And we still have to get the more grown-up furniture set and stuff for Richard's room.
02:09Well, that was on the list for last year.
02:12For almost two years now.
02:14Oh, yeah. Cool.
02:18We'll just cut corners until then.
02:22Cool.
02:24So you're going to do the ump thing until then, huh?
02:30Yeah.
02:31Yeah, cool.
02:46So you don't honor that coupon?
02:49Uh, not on the sirloins.
02:51We, uh, we don't honor the exclude selected.
02:54Yeah, this doesn't apply.
02:58Okay, well then, no way, Jose.
02:59On those sirloins.
03:01Okay.
03:01Um, here, did you want to...
03:03No, it's worthless.
03:04Whoa.
03:04Whoa.
03:05What a man?
03:06What is this bullshit?
03:07$20?
03:09Strike.
03:11Strike.
03:14Move it, tuba.
03:16No way, Jose.
03:18Okay.
03:20Okay.
03:21You're okay.
03:22You're okay.
03:23Okay.
03:24Happy birthday.
03:26Floyd.
03:28Oh, no way, Jose.
03:30No, yes, yes, yes.
03:32They're very feminine.
03:36Strike.
03:37Freeze, you're out.
03:38We're almost there.
03:39In terms of getting nicer plates and bowls for the household
03:43and a more grown-up furniture set for Richard and bedding and stuff, you know?
03:47And the tuition.
03:49Hey, come on.
03:51We want to get there, right?
03:53Yep.
03:54Yes.
03:55Yeah, we want to get there, Floyd.
03:57I don't see why they want to just put that right on the coupon
03:59that it doesn't include Pop Sirloin.
04:01You know, we haven't paid his therapy bills for two months,
04:04so they've started sending letters.
04:07Have you noticed any change since therapy?
04:11Um, no.
04:13No, not really.
04:15Um, we've been talking.
04:20Richard, we've been talking.
04:23The school's not really for him.
04:26Well, I mean, the vest.
04:28I don't think it's the vest.
04:31I just think people don't know him.
04:35If people knew him,
04:38they could like him.
04:42The new school.
04:44What a chance there could be for him.
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yes.
04:51So...
04:52No way, Jose, on these, okay?
04:59Okay.
05:26All right.
05:43I mean, how did my son ruin all your milk?
05:49Mrs. Albertsons?
05:51Then don't you know how my son ruined all your milk?
05:57Fuck.
06:04Hey, Queese. Stephen Queese.
06:06Hey, Carol.
06:07Hey, can I get my out money?
06:09We, you didn't get your out money?
06:11No, for three weeks.
06:12Three weeks what?
06:14I haven't been paid for three weeks, Queese. Come on.
06:16Shoot. Okay. Let me look into it with the league.
06:19Okay, thanks. That's 600 a month, right? Thanks.
06:22Where are you going?
06:25Uh, there's an issue with my son. He did something with the milk at Albertsons.
06:29Mustang game.
06:30What?
06:31You're on the afternoon Mustang game.
06:33Rattlers versus the Comets. Field four.
06:35I just umped two games, and I gotta go pick up my kid, and my husband's a little bit of
06:39his mother's.
06:39Carol, I'm on field three. That's the schedule.
06:42And I can't pay you if you don't work the games you signed for.
06:49Wow. Okay.
06:51Play ball!
06:53Run, run, run, run!
06:56Ow!
06:58Get over!
07:05I just don't understand how this could happen.
07:09Neither do I.
07:11But you still have to pay for the milk.
07:30Hey, Carol, love.
07:31Hey.
07:33How's your mom doing?
07:35She's, um, pretty good.
07:40How are you doing?
07:44Um, uh...
07:48Okay.
07:49Can I talk to you for a second about one thing?
07:53What?
07:55What?
08:04The, um...
08:06The, um, what?
08:07The, the umpire gear around the house.
08:16Okay.
08:18So, in general, I'm really glad that you're doing it.
08:24I mean, Little League is a great place for kids to learn about team dynamics.
08:28Also get some sunshine.
08:29So, I think it's a really good idea that you're doing it.
08:32Why are you doing up talk?
08:33Doing what?
08:34Doing everything ends in a question.
08:36Doing kids around the sunshine.
08:38Okay, I'm not.
08:39Okay, you are.
08:40Okay.
08:41Well, maybe I'm just, you know, maybe I'm a little nervous about, you know,
08:46saying that the umpire gear around the house...
08:51It makes it a little hard for me to get my engine revved.
08:54You know, it kind of, uh...
08:57Because it kind of neutralizes, uh, sexually.
08:59So, maybe if there was more time around the house when we weren't an umpire,
09:04um, I thought it was important to share this, you know,
09:08so that our sex life can...
09:09Yeah, okay, thank you.
09:12Okay?
09:13Okay.
09:21Oh, I, uh, sent out some invites for, uh, cornhole party.
09:30I'm jacked for you to meet my friend Clark, the weatherman guy I told you about.
09:36I'm jacked.
09:38I'm jacked.
10:21I'm jacked.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:54Let the sunshine in
10:58Let the sunshine in
11:02Let the sunshine
11:05Let the sunshine in
11:10Let the sunshine in
11:13Let the sunshine in
11:18Let the sunshine in
11:22Open up your heart and let it shine on you
11:26And when you are lonely, let it shine
11:33You gotta open up your heart and let it shine on you
11:38And when you feel like you've been mistreated
11:42And your prayers turn it back on you
11:45Open up your heart and let it shine on you
11:50You got the feeling, you got the feeling
11:56Open up your heart and let it shine on you
12:02You got the feeling, you got the feeling
12:09When you open up your heart and let it shine on you
12:42It's not always a big thing
12:46But underwater demolition can get pretty dangerous
12:55Sometimes with multiple blasts
12:59Right in a concentrated area
13:03Multiple blasts?
13:09You bet
13:16Are you excited about the wine bike trip?
13:20Yes
13:22It's gonna be 64, 65, you know
13:29Perfect
13:32Get outside of town
13:34In a bike group of nice people
13:38You know
13:39Drink some wine, not too much
13:42Just share that
13:44With someone special
13:46Yeah
13:49Don't make me over
13:52Now that I do anything for you
13:58Don't make me over
14:01Now that you know how I adore you
14:07Don't pick on the things I say
14:11Perfect
14:12Perfect
14:12Oh my god
14:16This is so
14:16This one is so
14:17Here
14:17This is
14:19Really
14:19There you go
14:21Yeah
14:22Yeah
14:22Is that good?
14:25Don't make me over
14:27Look at this
14:28Now that you got me
14:30I choke on me
14:37Accept me for what I am
14:40Accept me for the things that I do
14:44Accept me for what I am
14:47Accept me for the things that I do
14:51Pick your fave
14:53And we'll have it at lunch
14:55In the bistro
14:55It's totally this one
14:57Yeah?
14:58Yeah
14:59Yeah
15:01Don't make me over
15:03Perfect day
15:04Don't make me over
15:06Perfect day
15:08Now that you got me
15:10I choke on me
15:11Now you remember when I was telling you that I
15:13I frenched that guy
15:17Accept me for what I am
15:20Accept me for the things that I do
15:28I don't know if I want to do DTF anymore
15:31I don't know, Clark
15:32I mean, I don't
15:35I don't know how to, like, be in that scene
15:40Just in over my head with this one
15:43Okay
15:45I worry
15:47You know, he knows that my heart wasn't in that French
15:53I, uh, maybe I hurt his feelings
15:59I worry
16:00At night
16:02So much
16:03My thoughts swirl
16:08Oh, God
16:09This one is my affair
16:12Yeah
16:13Hey, so
16:14So what are you worried about
16:16Mostly
16:17At night
16:22Like dying
16:24And then my secrets are numb
16:31Like what?
16:34Like I owe, like
16:37For $8,000 easy
16:39Probably more now
16:41I mean, I don't even look at the
16:42Tax bills anymore
16:45I'm like
16:48That that's what I leave
16:49Just that
16:50It's like
16:53Not nothing
16:53It's worse
16:55Don't worry about Richard
16:56Don't worry about Carol
16:59You know, when you lie down in bed
17:00You feel like your heart's supposed to rest, right?
17:03Your heart's supposed to go
17:05And
17:07Mine just races
17:10It's like I got, like, a bird heart
17:15How?
17:16They work so hard
17:18You know, to fly
17:19And their heart's just like
17:22Racist
17:25My heart's like that
17:26It's like a bird heart
17:28But I can't fly
17:34Yeah, it's my fave
17:36Richard has, uh, borderline personality disorder
17:40Which means that my impulse control is limited
17:44Bad
17:47Yeah
17:49Public school is tough for him
17:50There is another school
17:53With fewer kids
17:56And they all are, like, different
17:58You know, like him
18:00And I lie in bed
18:01And I think, how could I afford this?
18:04And then I worry about it
18:08And I can
18:11You know, I could
18:12Uh, cover you
18:14With this
18:16With these problems
18:17These worries
18:18No, ma'am
18:18No
18:19Hey, ma'am
18:20At the gym
18:21Be out the bee
18:23Be out the beak
18:25I can help
18:26In life
18:26The same way you helped me at the gym
18:28I can help you get these bills down
18:30So you can sleep
18:31Get you some insurance
18:33You get some peace
18:34You know, we
18:36We hush that heart, son
18:39Hush my heart?
18:40Yeah
18:40My bird heart
18:45I can help
18:47Be nice to have a man heart
18:48Again
18:52I don't know
18:55What is it?
18:57When I was a boy
18:57And I pictured myself as a man
18:59I never pictured myself as a man
19:00Asking another man for money
19:02I pictured myself as a man
19:04Parachuting out of an airplane
19:05With a machine gun
19:07In a time of war
19:08And all those war buddies
19:09Like floating by him
19:10Going like
19:11You're a good leader, man
19:13You know what I pictured doing
19:15As a man
19:17What?
19:18Having a good friend
19:19And helping him when he needed it
19:21And him helping me
19:22When I needed it
19:25And I was happy
19:29Take happy
19:30Floyd
19:32What's this tuition like?
19:35It's like
19:35Four
19:37Payments over the year
19:38Like about $7,000 each
19:40Something like that
19:41Let's get him in there
19:42Uh, I can cover you guys
19:45You know
19:47Then we'll see if it helps
19:48And we'll take it from there
19:49Hey
19:54Hey
19:57Be out to be
20:02Be out to be
20:02Be out to be
20:07Hey, are you still crying?
20:09A little bit from
20:11Happiness
20:12Well, you are actually
20:14A little drunk now
20:15So be careful
20:21Hey, hey, hey
20:22Oh, fuck
20:26Yeah, the bike was dinged up
20:27But I was alright
20:28Did you guys have fun?
20:29You and Clark?
20:32Yeah, we had a blast, man
20:34Hey
20:36Thanks for asking
20:40You know what?
20:41Let's take off a little early
20:43I want to show you something
20:46There's only like
20:47Twelve kids per class
20:49So you already know
20:50There's going to be less a-holes
20:54How soon can I start?
20:56We pay tuition tomorrow
20:58Right after that
21:00And the kids
21:00They test
21:01Smarter than at Collins
21:03They're smarter
21:03So we know you're fitting in
21:05Better already
21:05Because you're
21:06Smart as F
21:11Hey
21:12Fresh start
21:15It's worth millions
21:16And millions, man
21:18All your surroundings
21:19Fresh
21:20Teachers
21:20Fresh
21:21Fresh
21:21Kids
21:21Fresh
21:22All that hard stuff
21:25You just leave that behind you
21:28That's not coming here
21:31Who knows
21:32Maybe there's a
21:34Maybe there's a friend
21:36Already here
21:36I mean, could be
21:38Maybe he draws cool
21:39Fantasy predator birds
21:41And he's looking for some cool kid
21:42To show them off to
21:43And here you come all
21:44Fresh and cool
21:45With your cool
21:46Predator bird portfolio
21:48And stuff
21:50Could be
21:55You sure you don't want my jacket
21:56Yeah, fine
21:57Well, I'll tell you what
22:00If there is a kid
22:01Who draws
22:03Predator birds
22:03He's
22:05He's a lucky effort
22:06Because he's about to meet you
22:09F stands for fuck
22:10Yeah, I know
22:11But I didn't say fuck
22:13I said
22:14F
22:17Trying to be a good dad figure here
22:20You are
22:23And I'm what?
22:25You're a good dad figure
22:39Okay, thank you
22:44I'll tell you what
22:46Next time
22:46You're
22:49You're
22:50You're
22:51You're
22:51You're
22:52You're
22:52You're
22:52He's
22:53You're
22:53You're
22:54You're
22:55You're
23:59Speed.
24:02Speed, cornhole, bro.
24:04Cardio blast.
24:05Let's go.
24:05Let's do it.
24:06Come on.
24:12Speed!
24:13Cornhole!
24:17Yeah, I'm just going to shake a little of the bacon.
24:19Oh, there we go.
24:21I'm going to leave you, leave you enough for flavor.
24:26Thank you, man.
24:27Yeah, left enough for flavor.
24:33I'm going to shake the bacon off of my sandwich, but leave enough for flavor.
24:46What's that?
24:48Optimism.
24:54It's a key to a P.O. box that I rented to get our secret life insurance bills.
24:59Because I'm going to pass that physical.
25:02Good idea.
25:03You're going to ace that physical.
25:06You're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:10That's the fucking news.
25:16We're the Thunderboys.
25:17We're going to ace that.
25:19Mother fucking life insurance physical.
25:21We're the Thunderboys.
25:23We're going to ace that.
25:24Mother fucking life insurance physical.
25:37We're the Thunderboys.
25:39We're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:42Well, I'm George Spernichek.
25:44It's pure joy.
25:45And I'm from the St. Louis area.
25:48And I employ all the tricks for acing my motherfucking physical.
25:53Hey.
25:54Low sodium.
25:55Hello.
25:55You fear.
25:56Hey.
25:58We're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
26:18We're the Thunderboys.
26:20We're going to ace that.
26:21Mother fucking life insurance physical.
26:24Hey.
26:26See you later, elevator.
26:30In a wild candy aisle.
26:33I just got a real wobble.
26:34I might have messed up the sprockets on my major wipeout.
26:40Oh, God.
26:40I'm sorry.
26:41I'll take care of it money-wise.
26:43Okay, cool.
26:44Okay, cool.
26:44Hey, that would really mean the world to me.
26:49He has a weird dick.
26:51And he just can't pop them like he used to, you know?
26:54Like, pop those boners.
26:56Yeah, you said.
26:58And he has money stress, so he eats, and then he feels bad about himself.
27:05He looks okay.
27:07I mean, yeah, but he used to be like...
27:12Well, Carol, we all used to be...
27:21You know, when his dick was normal, he was in Playgirl.
27:24His what?
27:26In Playgirl.
27:28Like, dude, all the way.
27:30Yeah.
27:32Yeah, there was, like, this little thing about him.
27:34Like, I could get to know him thing.
27:39165.
27:44165 what?
27:46That's what it said he weighed then.
27:48165, yeah.
27:50You know, our house is pretty small, so there's nowhere you can really go to be alone.
27:54And I see him looking at it.
27:57And his Playgirl.
27:59Yeah.
28:00He kept it.
28:04Hmm.
28:05And sometimes he looks at it, and he looks so sad.
28:11So he has self-esteem things.
28:14And that's part of the boner problems.
28:16Blood pressure is pretty high.
28:20Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:21My heart really, when it goes.
28:24Plus, I got my shirt off, and so, you know, blood makes me self-conscious.
28:29Mm-hmm.
28:30Okay.
28:31But that goes to my heart, too.
28:32I mean, that's science, though.
28:35Well, you know, we're taking care of a lot of that with him.
28:40Get his house in order so that there's less stress.
28:47Be out the bee.
28:50What?
28:50It's what we do for each other.
28:52We bring out the best.
28:54Oh.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Yeah.
28:58But the paying the bills and the insurance, that has to be a private thing with you guys, okay?
29:07Because, you know, if he knows that I know, then his self-esteem is going to be like, right?
29:14Yes.
29:15Like, I'm going to, oh, God, you know Clark pays our bills.
29:18Now I'm not a man, so now I can have our pop boners again.
29:21Smart.
29:21Yeah.
29:22Okay.
29:22So.
29:23Yeah.
29:26That's just between you two.
29:29Please.
29:30Yeah.
29:33You're serious, okay?
29:40Okay, because I want to have this with him.
29:44Like, in a house that's normal, where it works and, like, bear pills and we do the tuition thing
29:52that we're talking about.
29:55And then we have sex and everything.
29:58So.
30:01This needs to stay between you two, okay?
30:06We're serious.
30:08Yeah.
30:14Save us serious again.
30:17For serious, yeah.
30:21Okay.
30:23Okay.
30:25Mm-hmm.
30:26Mm-hmm.
30:28Mm-hmm.
30:28Mm-hmm.
30:35So, uh, I didn't ace it, did I?
30:39No.
30:40Ace?
30:40Yeah.
30:41Mm-hmm.
30:42Okay.
30:44But you passed.
30:46I pa- I passed.
30:50Yes, acing, it wasn't even, wasn't realistic.
30:53My goal was to pass.
30:56Passing wasn't even realistic, like, two weeks ago.
30:58Yeah, well, you passed.
30:59Wow.
31:00Clark is gonna be jacked.
31:02Is that your, uh, husband, Clark?
31:05No, no, it's my, uh, it's just my best friend.
31:07He's been, like, my cheese cop, and...
31:10All right, well, uh, nurse Sherry will show you up.
31:31Oh, hey.
31:31Hi.
31:32Who's that?
31:33Uh, safety sesh for the bikes.
31:35Oh, what are you doing with your computer?
31:37I'm, uh, uh, logging, uh, uh, power duration drop-off, uh, in case you and the girls go riding
31:45at night.
31:45I'd like to know how long you're gonna be safely lighted.
31:48Aw.
31:48Yep.
31:49Okay.
31:50Yep.
31:51All right.
31:53All right.
31:54All right.
31:57All right.
31:58All right.
32:01All right.
32:12Dude, you have life insurance now.
32:34All right.
32:37All right.
32:38All right.
33:07Fifth key, Floyd's furniture's keys.
33:12One, home.
33:16Two, garage.
33:20Three, gym locker, Valley's Fitness.
33:24Four, work locker.
33:31Fifth key, unknown.
33:35The charge was filed before we knew its purpose.
33:45Okay.
33:48I have three keys here that are unknown, even to me.
33:54Old keys.
33:56I don't know what they do, but I keep them because they used to open something in my life.
34:02And, you know, what if I have to open that thing again?
34:07Unknowns are a part of key chains.
34:10Unknowns are a part of life.
34:12He knows.
34:14Did you see it?
34:16When he stared at the key?
34:18Forrest?
34:18Yes.
34:19Yeah.
34:20He knows.
34:21He realized something about it.
34:22And then he went quiet.
34:25I saw something.
34:27Something like that.
34:28Yeah.
34:32I want to know more.
34:34We always want to know more.
34:36That's a part of this.
34:38That's probably why I'm always in this bar.
34:41Because you never know the whole thing.
34:43And you have to trust the evidence that you have.
34:46We should look at the wife.
34:47She has no motive, Jody.
34:48Can we just consider, what if Clark's telling the truth?
34:52About?
34:53That Floyd wasn't into men.
34:56What would that do to your case against Forrest?
35:00Wouldn't it weaken it?
35:02Don't you want to know?
35:03It's crazy.
35:06French kissing a guy out by your car because you're polite.
35:09Because you're wonderful.
35:12He said wonderful.
35:18Can we interview Modern Love again?
35:20For what purpose?
35:21For the purpose of asking him if possibly Floyd kissed him just to be nice.
35:27Oui.
35:33Could you just tell me, generally, how things go down in these sexual encounters?
35:39DTF?
35:40Yeah.
35:41Same.
35:42Same as anywhere.
35:43Yeah, but this is sexual.
35:45Well, everything's sexual, so...
35:47What do you mean?
35:48Everything is.
35:49Every setting is.
35:50Everything is sexual?
35:51Yeah, well, there's a little separation between sexual impulsivity and, uh, well...
35:57It's an on-board chemical feature of every feature of our lives.
36:01It goes where we go.
36:03I'm here, so so is my sexual impulsivity.
36:06For instance, I've just discovered...
36:09that I'm attracted to...
36:11bald, mature authority figures, sir.
36:16I'm imagining...
36:18I'm imagining...
36:18a scenario that involves you.
36:26I'm washing your back.
36:28I'm washing your back.
36:29Washing my back?
36:32You're there, too.
36:36It's okay.
36:37Can we just concentrate on our questions?
36:39Sure.
36:40Yeah.
36:40Fire away.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Fire away.
36:42So, how does a normal person like Floyd Smyrnich, um, begin to, uh, become involved with something
36:48like DTF St. Louis?
36:49No one's normal.
36:52It just looks that way from across the street.
36:56Tell me, how would an encounter...
36:59How would that be?
37:00Well, you could meet for intimacy, and that would be in a grove of trees in a park somewhere.
37:05Or a pool house.
37:06Yeah.
37:06Or it could be to meet for breakfast.
37:09See if you have a connection.
37:10Sometimes you don't have one.
37:11You met Floyd Smyrnich for breakfast?
37:13Yeah.
37:13To see if you had a connection?
37:15Yeah.
37:16Did you?
37:17Yeah.
37:20But, uh...
37:21But what?
37:22He was just a really nice guy, and we had a nice breakfast.
37:25I tried a little intimacy play there at the end, but mostly it's just a nice breakfast.
37:32What do you hope for from DTF encounters?
37:37Do you remember in school that they had recess?
37:44School can be hard for some kids.
37:46It can be hard to concentrate on something that's difficult for that long a period of time.
37:52So at some point during the school day, they just stop the thing, let you go outside and have fun.
37:56But at some point, the tasks get harder, like algebra, chemistry, whatever.
38:07But there's no more recess.
38:13It's gone.
38:18You know, they don't even tell you.
38:21It's just gone.
38:27And it never comes back.
38:31And I guess I just want to fuck around with somebody sometimes, like now and then.
38:36It's just, and he seemed, he seemed like something was weighing on him, like he mentioned his son or stepson
38:50or something.
38:50Felt left out, you know?
38:53Left out.
38:54And I told him I felt like that too.
38:56You know, a lot of my life.
38:58Left out?
38:59Yeah.
39:00Um, let me ask you this.
39:03Do you think when you two were French kissing, do you think that Floyd felt, um, that he was concerned
39:12that maybe his heart wasn't in it, uh, but he didn't want you to feel left out?
39:21You know, so he Frenched you.
39:23He was hands off.
39:25Hands off?
39:27Yeah, he didn't reach around to touch my cheek in the manner that I reached around to touch his.
39:34It was his left.
39:36Left cheek?
39:38No one knows what they're doing with each other.
39:41We find our way.
39:43And it can be clumsy.
39:47Yeah.
39:48No one's normal.
39:50It just looks that way from across the street.
39:53This is your saying?
39:54I guess so.
39:56You know, it's just something I pass around to the DTF community to encourage people to care a little less
40:01about what the neighbors think.
40:04That's why God invented P.O. boxes.
40:08That's why what?
40:09Okay.
40:10Well, in these strip malls in the suburbs, karate, tanning salons, mailboxes, et cetera.
40:15You ever been in one?
40:16Sure.
40:17What's in there?
40:18P.O. boxes.
40:20P.O. boxes?
40:20Yeah.
40:21All along the wall, P.O. boxes.
40:24Now, do you ever wonder why all these normal people who have homes out here need all these P.O.
40:30boxes?
40:33It's for privacy.
40:35That's where all the dildos go, sir.
40:39And other.
40:41Yeah, you know.
40:42You get it.
40:44Yes.
40:46That's where all the dildos go.
40:48Mailboxes, et cetera.
40:49They should call it dildos, et cetera.
40:52Yeah, I never thought of that.
41:08That's why Forrest stopped talking and asked for a lawyer.
41:10Yes.
41:12The mailbox, et cetera, is just down the street.
41:15Two-sixty.
41:16There you go.
41:17That's the one.
41:18That's the box.
41:19No one's been paying the bill, and no one's been in the last few months.
41:24Two-sixty.
41:26That's the one.
41:27Can you tell me the date of this owner's last payment?
41:30Before you stop paying?
41:31Yes.
41:33Okay.
41:34It'll take a minute.
42:38She's going to get a million dollars.
42:46Well, that's probably a motive, right?
42:50For murder?
42:52Yeah, Flom, it sure is.
43:12Hello.
43:13Hey.
43:15How can I help you?
43:18Um...
43:19Yes?
43:21Can I...
43:24Can I just check out a room for a detail?
43:29...to cherish things, are perishing, and buried in their tomb.
43:38There is no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
43:55Hey.
43:59Morning.
44:00Yeah, you suck.
44:04I'm sorry, ma'am.
44:06You should be.
44:09You suck.
44:10Look at all those leaves bunched up in the corner, pool boy.
44:13I'm new.
44:15Yeah, you can tell.
44:16Why don't you come on inside?
44:19Make some other tasks for you.
44:21We'll see how you do on those.
44:23Come on up, pool boy.
44:25They're living to their tomb.
44:28Yes, ma'am.
44:30There was no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
44:37How old are you?
44:38I'm just 23.
44:40You've got a lot to learn.
44:41I sure do.
44:45Everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain,
44:59everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain, everybody felt the rain.
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