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00:13We'll see you next time.
00:58We'll see you next time.
01:01Bye, everyone.
01:02OK, that's not all, though.
01:05Oh!
01:08Let's have a look.
01:11Why has Daisy not got up off the ground?
01:15Hey, me.
01:15Yeah, you've been on the floor the whole time.
01:20It's quite distracting, actually.
01:26I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.
01:28Yellow card.
01:28Oh, no!
01:31Oh, gosh.
01:33That really annoyed me.
01:34And that was me laughing at the fact that Jimmy had pointed out how unbelievably lazy I am.
01:41Bye!
01:43Sure.
01:45Come on.
01:46Come on.
01:47Right, cheers later.
01:47See you, Nanny.
01:48See ya!
01:49Good luck.
01:49Oh, I love you.
01:50Cheers later.
01:51Oh, I did well, man.
01:53And in fairness, it's Danny Dyer.
01:55I know!
01:57Hey, Judy!
01:59Don't take a seat.
02:01There we go.
02:02So random.
02:04I think he had a reason for me.
02:05Yeah, I'd love him to think he had a reason for me.
02:08He'll be here.
02:08He'll definitely be here.
02:10Oh, goody.
02:11Danny Dyer, you knew you was my weakness.
02:15Please be careful when you're offering out that tongue.
02:20So, Lazy Daisy gets a yellow and Rudy Judy gets a red.
02:24On we go.
02:25Danny Dyer, everyone, let's give him a round of applause.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Lovely to show you off.
02:29So funny.
02:30Thank you so much.
02:31See ya, Danny.
02:31Bye, Danny.
02:32Bye, Danny.
02:33Have a lovely way.
02:33You know, the problem is, if you laugh hard, then you just kind of open up.
02:37Yes.
02:37If I'd held that first laugh a little bit shorter, then I wouldn't have opened up, like,
02:42that laughing thick side in me.
02:45Yeah.
02:46OK, let's restart the game.
02:52We're back again.
02:54Did anyone notice that Danny Dyer has one of the largest testicles on the European mainland?
03:01It's the truth.
03:02It's huge.
03:03Where did you notice that?
03:04Because I didn't see him...
03:05On his left side.
03:06Yeah.
03:06That's why you won't see him out of jeggings.
03:09Yeah.
03:10OK.
03:11Joe, the clock is ticking.
03:12Now, if you'd stayed in there, what would you have done as your next bit?
03:16Absolutely none of your business.
03:19Well, go and do it.
03:21Yes!
03:21Go back in there and do it.
03:22Joe!
03:23Joe!
03:24Do you think God would find it funny if I...
03:26If I farted, well, I would find that funny.
03:28Yeah, yeah.
03:29But then I've got to do that on TV.
03:30Give it a go.
03:31But no, I don't really want to do that on TV.
03:32Give it a go.
03:33What have you got to lose?
03:34Well, dignity.
03:35Dignity, potential, a life of partner.
03:38You've got to think about how much you're starting with.
03:41Exactly.
03:42I mean, there's been a run on the bank in terms of dignity.
03:50Lou, Lou, Lou!
03:51Richard's hunting Lou!
03:52Richard's hunting Lou!
03:53Here we go.
03:55She's down.
03:55It's like in Jaws when they've got three spears in her.
03:58They've got some spears in.
03:59You've got to take her down.
04:01She's so close.
04:01She's going down underwater.
04:02She's dragging the boat.
04:03He would find a weak fish and then kind of swarm them until he got, like, a smirk or something.
04:10He was unbelievably dangerous, Richard.
04:14Oh, I actually don't...
04:15Are you through it?
04:16Yeah, I think I'm through it.
04:17We had a couple of spears.
04:18It was pulling the boat and then it was snap free.
04:20What caused it, though?
04:21He said she had no dignity.
04:23And the conversation started.
04:24I said, I think Rob would probably find it funny if I went over and parked on him.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Because I've got the measure.
04:31What was that?
04:32Was that the part?
04:32What was that?
04:36Oh, no, Lou!
04:38Yes.
04:39Oh, ho!
04:40Yes!
04:42Yes!
04:42Yes!
04:43The spears were in.
04:44The spears were in.
04:45The boat was dragged.
04:51Damn it.
04:53Oh.
04:54My first yellow card was me laughing at myself.
05:01But you haven't had a yellow yet, have you?
05:03No.
05:04We're all there apart from that tit.
05:08Let's not start throwing stones.
05:09Let's not start throwing stones.
05:10Oh, I'm so pleased.
05:12I'm so pleased we got her.
05:15Doors.
05:17Yes.
05:18Yes, please.
05:19Take a look.
05:20I said, I think Rob would probably find it funny if I went over and parked on him.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Because I've got the measure.
05:27What was that?
05:27Was that the part?
05:27What was that?
05:31Oh, no, Lou!
05:33Yes.
05:34The spears were in.
05:35The spears were in.
05:38Yes.
05:39It's an old girl.
05:40OK, yellow card.
05:41The only person without a yellow card is Ayoade.
05:45Yeah.
05:45And that's because of his childhood, ultimately.
05:47That's ultimately, yes.
05:48My strategy is defence to grimly plod on and just hope everyone else falls.
05:56OK.
05:56Yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, yellow card, no yellow card.
05:59I'm going to go and restart the game.
06:01Well, we've all got to...
06:02Yeah, we've got to take him down.
06:04Let's do an assault.
06:05Because the next time we're out...
06:07Tickle him?
06:08What does he like...
06:08Maybe if we did a Shakespeare play.
06:10I'm here, by the way.
06:12OK, we'll go over there for a minute.
06:13That's the problem.
06:16Lou gets a yellow...
06:17OK, I'm in Richard Arwardy.
06:20Clearly the man to beat.
06:22There he is.
06:23Where have you been?
06:25I'm just sorry.
06:26I've been worried sick.
06:28What did I miss?
06:36I saw him smirk into the fridge.
06:40Did you?
06:42How did you see me smirk into the fridge?
06:44What, you saw through my back?
06:48He likes films and he likes old stuff.
06:51I'm here.
06:52Do you like carry-on films?
06:53Why have I suddenly mutated into a third-person proposition?
06:56Does anyone have any Charlie Chaplin?
06:59What are you doing?
06:59I don't...
07:00I'm just...
07:00I'm just stroking the chair.
07:02It's not right.
07:02Could old-fashioned physical humour work?
07:06Oh, gosh, that was so alarming.
07:09That was so alarming.
07:10Could old-fashioned...
07:11Good old slapstick.
07:12It's not old-fashioned.
07:14Oh.
07:17What was...
07:17That's a performance area, I think.
07:20Did it sort of get anywhere there?
07:21Because my next thing, I was sort of going to tie it around there.
07:23Don't.
07:24For yourself, Lou, don't.
07:26But for you?
07:28Also, it's a no.
07:30It's a no.
07:32This is nice.
07:33Try and change your subject.
07:35It's nice.
07:36They always forget what to do.
07:38Go and sit down.
07:41Can you go and sit down on the surface, please?
07:44Oh, sorry.
07:44I'm so sorry.
07:44We've sent Joe back in to cause trouble.
07:53Ooh!
07:54You've got the rights to this song!
07:58Stars...
07:58Is it Stars In The Eyes?
08:01I thought we killed him.
08:03Oh, no.
08:03Oh, no.
08:04Yeah, I'm doing Stars In The Eyes, but you can't legally say it again.
08:10So, hello and welcome to the show that has the most talented singers in the country.
08:18And you don't have to dress up talent, but we do because we love dressing up.
08:24So, who will our first star be?
08:26By day, he's a window fitter.
08:28But tonight, he's going to fit through our window.
08:31Fit and ready for success.
08:33It's star guest number one.
08:36I'm from Chinnam, near Basingstoke.
08:39My name is Gary Swale.
08:41I have a wife, Carol.
08:43She's a raw iron welder.
08:45And I have two grown-up children.
08:47My eldest lives abroad, and my youngest is currently employed by Nat West, which is fine.
08:53I'm a part-time student, studying art.
08:57When I left school, I went to be a window fitter.
09:01I really love to do art for a living.
09:04I'd like to get a diploma in art.
09:08Nearly finished.
09:10Just draw the tip.
09:11Okay.
09:13I've done hundreds of different jobs.
09:15Everything from being a window fitter's assistant to being a window fitter.
09:20But I'd love to just do my art.
09:22I'd work in any area of the arts or entertainment.
09:25Except for tap dancing.
09:29He'll need a steady drawing hand to hold the microphone tonight.
09:32Please welcome Gary Swale.
09:36Oh, hi, Gary.
09:38Hi, Gary.
09:38I hear you do the pulls.
09:39Yes, every week.
09:42Cool.
09:43So, tell us who you're going to be tonight, Gary.
09:45Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be Olly Murs.
09:51Olly Murs, of course you are.
09:53Tonight, singing live.
09:54It's Gary Swales as Olly Murs.
10:11Silent night, holy night.
10:16All is calm.
10:20All is bright.
10:23Round, young virgin.
10:27Mother and child.
10:32Holy infant, so tender and mild.
10:38Sleep in heavenly peace.
10:46Sleep in heavenly peace.
10:52Olly Murs in Jesus sandals.
10:56Congratulations, Gary Swale as Olly Murs.
11:03I loved Joey Stars and the eyes performance.
11:06Because we've been surprised by so many people, we thought that Olly Murs was genuinely going
11:10to come out.
11:10And when that just tall guy came out, we're really losing our minds at this point.
11:16I think these guys are hardened.
11:19They feel like...
11:19Rob, something's happened to Rob, something's died inside of him.
11:21Yeah.
11:22It feels like, you know, people have been to jail.
11:23They've got institutionalised.
11:25Institutionalised.
11:25Yeah.
11:25I didn't mind it.
11:26Yeah.
11:29Oh, there he is.
11:30So funny.
11:32Matthew Kelly, everyone.
11:33It was really good.
11:34I can't believe Olly Murs was there.
11:36I know.
11:37I love the fact he was 30 seconds behind the music.
11:41I'm so glad it's done, because that was good.
11:44That was really good.
11:44It was the sketches of the penises.
11:47Yeah.
11:47I always shrug with a cock in detail.
11:49Mm.
11:50I like the accuracy of the pubes further up the shaft, because sometimes when people draw
11:54penises, they just aim at pubic.
11:56Yeah.
11:57And I actually can creep up.
11:59With age or...
12:00Where does it go?
12:02It encroaches on the bell.
12:05Oh, really?
12:05You've got a hairy penis.
12:07Really?
12:08The end of it's hairy.
12:09If your penis is hairy, you've got a hairy penis.
12:13Oh!
12:13Right.
12:15He's getting close.
12:16Bob, do you have that?
12:18So, if you twizzle...
12:21Yeah, what?
12:22Yeah, Bob's struggling as well.
12:24If you twizzled them, you could ring the bell.
12:28I've not tried, but potentially, yeah.
12:35I'm such a...
12:36I'm just sniffing out own goals there front and centre.
12:38I have to calm down.
12:39My biggest problem was getting someone to laugh, then I would laugh.
12:42So, from that moment, I was like, you've got to shut up shop here, Rob, because you're
12:46going to take yourself down.
12:51Can I just say something?
12:53What is the worst trolling comment you've ever seen online?
12:58Can I say what mine was?
12:59Directed at you.
13:00It wasn't at me, it was a video of, like, this old couple in an old people's home.
13:07And somebody, like, just that they've been married for so many years, and somebody commented...
13:15If two old people go out for a meal...
13:20Oh, dear.
13:21Oh, she's going to make herself laugh.
13:22Oh, yeah, she is.
13:25Oh, dear.
13:29They make more mess than a...
13:32Go on.
13:34Baby in a high chair.
13:36Mate, you've just sunk your own ship.
13:38You've just...
13:39She's torpedoed herself.
13:46Wowie, wowie.
13:50Oh, shoot!
13:56Oh, I was furious with myself.
14:02I was so furious with myself over something so stupid.
14:07And that came out of my own mouth.
14:10I just suddenly thought it.
14:12It's like, oh, God, coming out next.
14:13I didn't even hear what it was.
14:14What was it more mess than...
14:16If two old people go out for a meal, somebody commented this.
14:20Yeah.
14:20They make more mess than a baby thought.
14:25Under your video?
14:27They're under a video of this lovely old couple.
14:31I'm still...
14:32I'm still...
14:32I'm still...
14:33It's like you just walked into the middle of the room and just went...
14:40LAUGHTER
14:41LAUGHTER
14:44LAUGHTER
14:45LAUGHTER
14:47LAUGHTER
14:48LAUGHTER
14:49LAUGHTER
14:50LAUGHTER
14:50LAUGHTER
14:50Good gravy.
14:51Oh!
14:52Fuck you, girl.
14:53Oh, my God!
14:55LAUGHTER
14:56It was like a hand grenade, right?
14:58Because I was going to throw that out to them to make them laugh.
15:02And the problem was I couldn't...
15:04I couldn't...
15:05It didn't leave my hands.
15:06It exploded in my hand.
15:08And killed me.
15:10Doors.
15:14Did they make you sit over here on your own?
15:16No.
15:16Have they ostracised you from the group?
15:18Is it like...
15:18She did it to herself.
15:20Is it like Lord of the Flies?
15:21Can they smell weakness?
15:23I'm very happy to sit here in solidarity.
15:26Yeah, you've been a great help.
15:28Should we remind ourselves what happened?
15:32Oh, God.
15:33Take a little look.
15:33Look at the screen.
15:35And somebody commented,
15:37if two old people go out for a meal,
15:39they make more mess than a...
15:43Go on.
15:45Baby in a high chair.
15:47Mate, you've just sunk your own shit.
15:49She's tall to pedoed herself.
15:53LAUGHTER
15:53LAUGHTER
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Like G-Falls.
16:03OK.
16:04And you brought that up.
16:06And then this happened.
16:08Stop.
16:10I'm so cross with myself.
16:13Oh, Daisy.
16:13I'm so cross with myself.
16:15I love you all.
16:17You're coming with me, come on.
16:17You're out of the game.
16:18It was a wonderful way to go.
16:19I mean, what a way to go.
16:21So wonderful.
16:21Good luck, guys.
16:22Well done, Daisy.
16:26Man alive.
16:27Daisy, that was so funny.
16:28This is getting serious now.
16:30Oh, God.
16:31Very stressful.
16:32You'll like it in here.
16:33Oh, God.
16:33It's fun in here, you can laugh.
16:35Oh, God.
16:35I don't want physical contact.
16:37And it does rub people up the wrong way.
16:39Yay!
16:42Yay!
16:43Can we all move down one?
16:44Oh, my God.
16:45How lucky.
16:47What a tick.
16:48Amazing way to go out there.
16:50Oh, my God.
16:50Stunning.
16:51Get off everything, yeah.
16:52I was really gutted when I got the red for that.
16:55I genuinely was really gutted with myself.
16:58Because I think I could have gone all the way.
17:03Daisy May Cooper with the biggest own goal in the history of this show.
17:06Which, to be fair, is only about four hours.
17:08But still.
17:10Okay.
17:10We've got half of you out.
17:12Half of them are still in there.
17:14Let's restart the game.
17:14Well done, Daisy.
17:15Well done.
17:21For a young divorcee, you look really lovely.
17:24Oh, really?
17:25For a young divorcee.
17:25What's the age bracket for a young divorcee?
17:28For a young divorcee.
17:2934's quite young, too.
17:31I'm not 34, though.
17:32Old do you?
17:32How old are you?
17:3337.
17:33I'd sort of say that's sort of...
17:34Old divorcee?
17:36No, I'd say medium.
17:37Like, sort of medium rare.
17:38Medium-aged divorcee.
17:40Are you divorced?
17:41Yeah.
17:42Was it because of your diarrhoea?
17:46It can come between a man and a woman.
17:48Big can.
17:49Especially if you're spooning.
17:52I call it the quicks.
17:55And if your husband's got the quicks...
17:58Run from the room.
17:59Leave that room.
18:00Don't you ever stop.
18:01And don't look back.
18:02And don't ever think of pulling the chain.
18:04It took a turn, and I remember being so ashamed,
18:06because I said to Harriet,
18:08did your husband leave you because of your diarrhoea?
18:11Why did I say that?
18:12It's a lovely Harriet.
18:13I don't have diarrhoea.
18:15Oh, I just assumed he had it.
18:16Well, your ex-husband is telling a different story.
18:19And he's here now.
18:21Yes, he's behind that curtain.
18:23And he shit his pants.
18:24Yeah.
18:24You can smell him.
18:25Everyone's going a little bit silly, I think.
18:28And we just need to just rein it back in again.
18:33PHONE RINGS
18:33PHONE RINGS
18:34PHONE RINGS
18:34I've got quite this problem.
18:35I've got quite a simian face.
18:36It's quite a big face.
18:37So I can look quite chimp like it.
18:40I feel like I'm hallucinating.
18:42Let's just do that a bit in my show.
18:44Yeah, right.
18:45In your comedy show?
18:46Yeah.
18:47I always used to finish my show just by pulling my trousers up high.
18:49So I used to go and basically just sort of a bit of a cheap gag.
18:56I was just saying what I used to close my comedy show with was just pull my trousers up and
18:59walk about.
19:00Oh, it is funny.
19:01I see.
19:01Yeah.
19:02I see the visuals.
19:03Kind of thing.
19:04And then like, because that's funny not doing that, isn't it?
19:06Yeah, like that is.
19:08And then because that's there now.
19:09What?
19:10So you dress like a fisherman?
19:11Rob, are you okay?
19:12No.
19:14Yeah, that is.
19:15I think it's excellent.
19:16Yeah, it's really good.
19:17Do you know what I mean?
19:17It's quite as a visual.
19:18It's fun from the back as well.
19:20But if you want a 360.
19:21That is good.
19:22He's a front and back artist.
19:24Rob Beckett.
19:25Funny from the back.
19:26He's got a weird shaped body.
19:27He's from the 1930s.
19:29He's got the longest arse in the world.
19:32It's long.
19:33He's got no depth.
19:36No, but it's got to be a film or a, you know, like something like that.
19:40Like a...
19:40Are you all right, Babs?
19:43Are you all right?
19:50Are you all right, Babs?
19:52I went to the fridge just to get a drink and I opened it.
19:56No drink.
19:58No drink.
19:58But Alison Hammond can't drink Alison.
20:02She's not a refreshment.
20:07You all right, Rob?
20:10I love you, Bob.
20:11I love you, Alison, but I'm going to have to give you a bit of a wide burr.
20:13All I'm saying is you deserve a better dressing room by now.
20:17That's an infectious laugh.
20:18It's like Ebola.
20:19It's the Ebola of laughs.
20:20Yeah.
20:20You can't go near her when she's laughing.
20:22How long have you been in that fridge?
20:24All day, Babs.
20:25All day.
20:26It's been a long day.
20:27You all right, Bob?
20:28I didn't frighten you too much, did I?
20:30The difficulty is there will be a moment when we close this fridge
20:33and it will feel like a rejection.
20:39Don't close me off, Mum.
20:40No.
20:41I've been closing myself emotionally to bubbly people my entire life.
20:45It's pretty crazy.
20:46Yeah, now we're all a little bit on the edge.
20:48I feel really rude.
20:49Do you, Rob?
20:50A little bit rude, but, you know, you've got to do what you've got to do, Bob.
20:53Yeah.
20:53If you want to be rude to Alison, that's on you, do you know?
20:56It's so difficult.
20:57Why don't you just have a chat to Alison?
20:58She's a lovely lady.
20:59If you've never met before, just tell her about things.
21:02It'll set me off, that's the thing.
21:04Rob's selling it.
21:05She's like, come with me.
21:07No.
21:07Come here, Bob.
21:08No.
21:08I fear, I fear Alison.
21:10Come here, Bob.
21:13Why?
21:14Come on, Bob.
21:14Come over here.
21:15I'm going to laugh, Alison, that's why.
21:16Bob, I love a chat.
21:17You're being rude.
21:18We've got a guest in the house.
21:20Alison's here.
21:20You look after the guest.
21:22No, no, you look.
21:22I know Alison.
21:23I'm trying to interject.
21:24Bob, I'm a big fan of yours.
21:25Come over here.
21:26But, Bob, you don't want to ruin this great game by having got a call, wasn't it?
21:29Bob Mortimer rude to Alison Hammond.
21:30Oh, Rob's playing dirty now.
21:33That'll be in like the newspaper.
21:35It'll be trolled.
21:36Get in here and have a look.
21:37You'll be trolled for days.
21:38Have a little look in that face.
21:40What are you doing in the fridge?
21:41And let Alison unload on you.
21:43I absolutely love fridges.
21:45I spend a lot of time at fridges.
21:47You're a fridge dweller.
21:50OK, I've got to go.
21:51Sorry, guys.
21:52Right.
21:52Do you want me to shut her?
21:53Shut me off.
21:54See you later.
21:55Bye, Alison.
21:56We love Alison Hammond.
21:58We love Alison Hammond.
21:59We love Alison Hammond.
22:00Wonderful Alison Hammond.
22:01We love Alison Hammond.
22:02That she was in the fridge.
22:04She has accepted the booking on the basis of, will you be in a fridge?
22:09Yes.
22:11Let's talk about terms.
22:13It's a yes, but let's talk about terms.
22:17And there she was.
22:19I'm not bald.
22:20I'm balding.
22:21Yeah.
22:22There's a big difference.
22:23You could get a hair transplant, but what's the point?
22:27I feel it looks all right, mate.
22:28Well, that's very kind.
22:30I keep thinking that I should get it all cut off.
22:33I think everyone must be thinking cut your hair off.
22:35But I trust my wife, and my wife says she'll tell me.
22:38So, I can only trust.
22:40I think...
22:40She has to live with it.
22:41You can do anything you want, really.
22:43People will still love you.
22:45You don't want a breadstick?
23:06Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
23:10No thanks.
23:16PHONE RINGS
23:18Is that trouble?
23:19Are you back on?
23:20So there's one hour left.
23:21Who do you think's going to win?
23:23Wilkinson?
23:23Who's your money on?
23:24I'll still stick them with Judy.
23:26Oh, thanks!
23:30Seriously, Judy, who do you think's going to win?
23:32I don't know, it's between Richard and Bob.
23:34What do you think, Josie?
23:36There's nothing that can penetrate Richard.
23:38There's just nothing.
23:40Bob keeps saying I have diarrhoea and I just don't want that out there.
23:43No.
23:43I'm trying to date again and I just...
23:45What do you do with diarrhoea when you've got it bad?
23:50I've never had it so I wouldn't know.
23:53Some days you just don't need the house, you just strap in.
23:56Oh hello everyone, time to change things up.
23:58Bob, Richard, you're going head to head in a special challenge.
24:02You're going speed dating.
24:04Oh perfect.
24:05You'll just need to make small talk with each other.
24:07You know, it should be easy.
24:08As long as one of you is massively socially awkward.
24:12Please take your places.
24:13I think that's it.
24:14At the table.
24:14Oh.
24:15The game starts when the bell rings.
24:17Good luck.
24:18Now this I do want to see.
24:22The biggest challenge in this was to make Richard laugh.
24:27The biggest challenge for everyone.
24:32You seem like a really nice person.
24:34Why do you date and what's happening with you and yourself that you're dating at speed?
24:42Oh God, we've all been on a date like this.
24:45I'm not dating so much.
24:46No.
24:48What I am doing is looking for a night out.
24:52Do you know what I mean?
24:53A nice night out.
24:54I do know what you mean.
24:57Do you like to swim?
25:01Not incredible distances.
25:02Do you want to go for a swim?
25:03No, I don't want to go.
25:04You won't come for a swim?
25:05Please don't.
25:06So you don't like adventure?
25:07I do like adventure.
25:09Would you come with me now for a swim?
25:10Would you come with me?
25:12I would like us to do some drawing under a horse.
25:17We could get under that horse.
25:19Yeah.
25:19We could even sketch on the horse's belly.
25:21I would like to do that.
25:23Yeah.
25:23You're my type of guy.
25:25There are times when you're under a horse where it can get real.
25:30Yeah.
25:31And it can get real fast.
25:34Everything under that.
25:35Real fast?
25:36Real fast under the horse.
25:37Because you've got horse flies.
25:39You've got whatever the horse you're dealing with.
25:42Not with my horse, mate.
25:44What's your horse?
25:44There's no horse flies near my horse.
25:46That's a promise.
25:49Richard is struggling.
25:51Oh, good grief.
25:53Anyway, do you have anywhere in your house that you can hide away?
25:57You know, just be by yourself.
25:59Let's talk about intercourse.
26:03Okay.
26:04Is it on the table?
26:05No.
26:05Okay.
26:08Is that okay?
26:10No.
26:11No.
26:11I assumed you were just looking for a fingering.
26:19At loo, go and sit down and watch Richard and Bob get to know each other.
26:25Sit down and look at them.
26:31You've got lovely thighs, by the way.
26:33Yeah, I work on them.
26:33Your eyes, not so good, but lovely thighs.
26:35No, this one's weeping.
26:36Yeah.
26:37And this one's a write-off.
26:38That one's buggered, innit?
26:40Oh, dear.
26:44I haven't even asked your name.
26:45Tony.
26:46Aye, Tony.
26:48You're nice.
26:49Do you mind me asking about your parents?
26:50I like to do what I call a background check.
26:53Yes.
26:53For fun.
26:54Yes.
26:54What did your parents do?
26:55They worked for NASA.
26:57Right.
26:58That's the supermarket, yeah?
26:59Yeah, in PR.
27:00Yeah.
27:01And one was on meats, and the other was on cheeses.
27:06Meats and cheeses.
27:07Always pleases.
27:08LAUGHTER
27:10What do your parents do?
27:12Are they still with us?
27:13Um, my father...
27:17came...
27:18Ow!
27:20Oh!
27:23Oh!
27:26Tell us about your father.
27:28My...
27:29Father.
27:32Your father?
27:35Yes.
27:35What did my father do?
27:37What did he do?
27:39What didn't he do?
27:40He came up with new ideas for biscuits.
27:45He, um, designed a very long biscuit.
27:49A metre long.
27:52Yeah?
27:52Crispy, crunchy.
27:54One metre long.
27:55Yep.
27:56Tried to flog it to Crawfords, to Pete Freenes, to the lot.
28:01No!
28:02Ooh!
28:02Wouldn't touch it.
28:04Gosh, that's brutal.
28:05Yeah, so...
28:06The biscuit industry is one of the hardest industries to break into.
28:09That and arms.
28:11Arms dealing, biscuits dealings.
28:13Would you invest in arms?
28:15My mother was in arms dealing.
28:17She sold swords.
28:21Oh!
28:23Oh!
28:27Oh!
28:29Oh!
28:31Oh!
28:32Oh!
28:33Wow!
28:34Wow!
28:35Wow!
28:35Wow!
28:35Wow!
28:35It was like, Missy Ronaldo, that was...
28:37Wow!
28:38That was great, that was great.
28:39That's no good.
28:40I can't believe you took him down.
28:42That's so...
28:42That was amazing.
28:44Doors.
28:46Here's the result.
28:48That looked incredibly difficult.
28:50It was no ideal.
28:51OK, let's...
28:52Let's take a look at what happened.
28:54Would you invest in arms?
28:55My mother was in arms dealing.
28:58She sold swords.
29:05A victory there.
29:07Yeah, yeah.
29:07A victory there for...
29:09I mean, I can't believe...
29:10Yeah, a straight kill shot.
29:11Straight kill shot.
29:12Straight kill shot.
29:13Arm-stealing swords.
29:15Bob Mortimer, everyone.
29:17Oh, God.
29:18Finally, someone has broken Richard Awe.
29:21I'm very happy to have gone down to an arm-stealing swords woman.
29:25I was really chuffed with myself.
29:27Never saw that coming.
29:29OK.
29:29Everyone here has a yellow card.
29:35If you laugh, you're out.
29:36I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna restart the game.
29:40Good luck.
29:42I feel like I'm constantly on the edge of a nervous breakdown,
29:45and I don't know when it's gonna happen.
29:47Like, I'm in trouble here.
29:48I've got my faces to my...
29:49I'm gonna have...
29:50Can I use anything to pull it down?
29:53My concern is, um...
29:55You know, the floodgates could open.
29:58You've got 45 minutes left, everyone.
30:00Wow!
30:0045 minutes.
30:01Wow.
30:02Door.
30:04Stay in there.
30:07It's sudden death in there.
30:12One mistake and they're out.
30:16They've all just got a bit of vim now, haven't they?
30:18Yeah, that's it. They're all back in the game.
30:19Level playing field, last hour.
30:22Where was this?
30:23Like a sort of dogging area near Ashford in Kent.
30:26Right.
30:29Lou's gonna win this, possibly.
30:30I like the size of a Ferrero Rocher.
30:32Say that again.
30:33We're running out of time.
30:34I'm gonna bring someone back from the top.
30:39The worst prostate exam I've ever had.
30:41Wow!
30:43That was tight!
30:47I'm calling it.
31:13totally fine.
31:14I am the爾ed from your heart.
31:40Then, we're running out of time.
31:41We'll be playing well for now.
31:41We need to put service toınız for who you are listening to.
31:41Visit you in and find all of your safety ks.
31:45You
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