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01:00Oh, no!
01:02Oh, no!
01:03It's been the best hour of my life.
01:06I've never laughed so much.
01:10It's just not fair.
01:12He fell over again.
01:13And also, I knew it was about to happen, Jimmy.
01:16Yeah.
01:16I'm sorry.
01:17That's why I enjoyed it so much.
01:18Sarah, I'm sorry to say, you now have to come with me.
01:22Come on.
01:22I love you all so much.
01:24I can't wait to watch you all on TV.
01:27I did one of those.
01:28Oh, God.
01:29I'm so sorry.
01:33You're out.
01:35Come on.
01:35See you later, funny boy.
01:36Good luck.
01:37You all right?
01:38You can laugh in here.
01:39I know.
01:40I can smile and laugh.
01:41Aren't they lovely people?
01:42That's a nice hour.
01:44It's OK.
01:45I would have gone as well.
01:45What's funnier than literally falling over?
01:47I tell you what is also good, Jimmy, is when someone does this.
01:50It's my favourite one.
01:52That is good.
01:53Laughing is a bodily function that apparently bursts out of me.
01:56It's just like a sneeze.
01:58What?
01:59It's there.
02:01The head-to-head was a bloodbath.
02:03Red card for Sarah, yellow cards for Rob and Joe Lycett.
02:07And I guess we'll never know what Lycett did in the toilet.
02:10Maybe that's for the best.
02:11All right, let's restart.
02:19I've made Sarah laugh.
02:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22And I'm really sad about that.
02:23She's the only person I like.
02:24Yeah, no, that's fair.
02:29How have I got my shoes on the sofa?
02:31I usually watch people on TV do shit like this and I'll be cussing.
02:35What's happened to me?
02:36Yeah.
02:36You can take them off, you know.
02:38No, my ancestors will be turning in their grave.
02:41Are they dead?
02:42Obviously.
02:44My nan's dead.
02:46Ages ago that was.
02:47Winifred, RIP.
02:50Winifred?
02:50Yeah, yeah.
02:51She slipped down the stairs.
02:53Off her face she was.
02:55Drug.
02:55What way to go?
02:56And drugs.
02:57Granny?
02:58Yeah.
02:58What drugs?
02:59Just a paracetamol.
03:01And a litre of gin, before you know it.
03:03Right.
03:03She's arse backwards, bottom of the stairs.
03:05So it wasn't really the slip?
03:07No, it was my granddad pushed her.
03:09It wasn't really...
03:10It wasn't really...
03:14She landed in the Stenisdale, if we brought her back up he'd chucked her down again.
03:17Yeah, shame.
03:19You okay?
03:20What's happening with you?
03:21I just...
03:23In a cough.
03:24She used to tell me all these little sayings.
03:27My nan used to say to me, never let another man wipe your arse.
03:30And I've stopped by that.
03:37I'm going...
03:39Where are you going?
03:40For a ride.
03:41Oh, the hamstrings are too tight.
03:43Did you go to drama school?
03:46What?
03:46Did you go to drama school?
03:48That is so kind of you to pretend that that's even a possibility.
03:51Did you go to drama school?
03:52No.
03:53Did you?
03:54Has anyone here been to drama school?
03:56You don't hear that on planes very often, do you?
03:59What?
03:59Has anyone here been to drama school?
04:01We're losing cabin pressure.
04:04So funny.
04:09And what's she got, like a jar of innards?
04:13You hungry?
04:15What you got?
04:16It's my placenta.
04:17What does it taste like?
04:19Beef?
04:20Beef.
04:22I don't think I want to eat your placenta.
04:24Did you refrigerate it on the way here or has it just been on the back seat of the cat?
04:27Yeah, yeah.
04:28It's been hot.
04:29It's a bit like ketchup debate.
04:31Do you put placenta in the fridge or do you keep it out?
04:35Good protein?
04:36Good for the brain.
04:37How do you log that on MyFitnessPal?
04:40I just put it under yoghurt.
04:44Yeah.
04:49Who do you want to see next?
04:50We'll get someone to play their joker.
04:52Um...
04:52Joe Wilkinson.
04:54From his brain it could be anything.
04:56I mean...
04:57Do you think we'll all stay in touch after this?
04:59No.
05:00Couldn't have thought so.
05:02PHONE RINGS
05:02I'm going to answer this because I'm going to see...
05:04PHONE RINGS
05:06Hello?
05:08Hi, could you ask Joe Wilkinson to play his joker, please?
05:12Um...
05:13Joe Wilkinson.
05:15All right.
05:15Love you.
05:15Bye.
05:16Could you...
05:17Jimmy says he wants you to do the joker now.
05:23Harriet, he looks so sad.
05:26Have a rice cake.
05:27No.
05:28No.
05:28No.
05:30No.
05:31No.
05:32No.
05:33That one hit.
05:33The last one hit.
05:41Oh, not in that dress, Princess.
05:46Oh, hello again.
05:50Hello.
05:51This is going to be hard.
05:52Mm.
05:55I was nearly laughing just at the sight of Joe.
05:59And then I got very fearful of knowing that he was going to speak.
06:04You may have noticed that I'm standing in front of a large RNLI printout.
06:22Um, this was printed for me by the production team.
06:27I didn't have to pay for it.
06:29Ha ha!
06:33Um, so thank you.
06:38Um, everyone involved.
06:42And the reason, um, I thought it was important was of being in service.
06:48I just thought I'd do a small interlude, a small briefing,
06:53uh, about the RNLI and all the good work they do
06:57and have done for the last 200 years.
06:59Because this is meant to be an opportunity to make you laugh,
07:03but there has to be some light and shade.
07:09Uh, so...
07:12Go on, Joe.
07:13I'd rather you didn't make any noise.
07:14Sorry.
07:18Would you like the sound of the sea?
07:20Yes, please, Bob.
07:21Shhh.
07:22Shhh.
07:23Son of a gun.
07:26I don't know why he's in trouble.
07:27I don't know why he's in trouble.
07:28It's really flailing.
07:29Son of a gun.
07:31The Royal National Lifeboat Institution, or...
07:35the RNLI.
07:37It's a charity that provides a 24-7
07:40lifeboat search and rescue service
07:43around the coasts...
07:44of the United Kingdom and...
07:47the Republic of Ireland.
07:51SHIRP
07:56LAUGHTER
07:59LAUGHTER
08:06Sorry, guys.
08:14Oh, Joe!
08:18Oh, who laughed?
08:23Why am I slaving away trying to write jokes when Joe Wilkinson can literally read a bland speech about the
08:30RNLI?
08:31It's not fair.
08:32You bastard.
08:33You guys!
08:35You're a piece of shit.
08:37You bastard.
08:38That was painfully hard.
08:43Here we go.
08:44He never comes in happy, does he?
08:45No.
08:45I'll never quite get over Jimmy's walk.
08:48When he's not on telly, he's a lumberer.
08:50He's quite kind of like that.
08:53His posture's awful.
08:54That was lovely.
08:55Oh, thank you.
08:57A fitting tribute to those brave men.
08:59Yeah.
08:59And women.
09:00And women.
09:01OK.
09:03We've got another card.
09:05Let's have a look.
09:06The RNLI is a charity that provides a 24-7 lifeboat search and rescue service around the coasts of the
09:17United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland.
09:28Oh, Joe.
09:33There's the word.
09:34Something about a printer.
09:36Oh, no.
09:37Joe, I'm so sorry.
09:39I've got to say, you look absolutely magnificent.
09:41It was brilliant.
09:42It was so good.
09:43What was the spaff in your face?
09:45That's trade secrets.
09:47OK.
09:48Joe, well done.
09:49You'll come with me.
09:50Come on.
09:51I thought there was a good chance I'd be out because I laugh a lot.
09:54It's a bit like suppressing a fart.
09:56After a while, it just becomes, like, bad for your internal organs.
09:59Come on, you.
10:00Doors.
10:03It's good, though, wasn't it?
10:05Yeah.
10:05Get back.
10:12So good.
10:13I actually got a stitch doing that run.
10:16What, through the door?
10:16Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:20Yeah.
10:20Roisin's here.
10:21I'm here.
10:22Hang on, Joe.
10:23You're in there.
10:23Hello, darling.
10:24How are you?
10:24Well done.
10:25You were very funny.
10:26Fucking hell.
10:26That was so hard.
10:29So Joe Lycett is sunk, and even the RNLI can't help him now.
10:33He's out of the game.
10:35Let's restart the game.
10:37It's funny watching it in here now.
10:39Oh, it's so much nicer in here.
10:40And you have to watch everyone's conversation at the same time.
10:44I can't stop eating.
10:48I do need to go to the toilet, and that is not game play.
10:50That is.
10:52Well, if it is game play, you'll do it in the middle of the room, wouldn't you?
10:55I love crab.
10:56Dark meat as well.
10:58Mmm.
11:00Some oysters.
11:02Oh.
11:02You'll do an oyster, Julie?
11:04Yeah.
11:04Have you ever been sick on one?
11:06No, I've not.
11:08Is it really bad?
11:09It's terrifying, yeah.
11:11I don't know that it's worth it, Julie.
11:13I know they are delicious.
11:14But it's not.
11:15I don't know whether it's worth it.
11:16Oh, oyster's bad for you?
11:18If you get a bad one, man.
11:19If you get a bad one, you are...
11:21You're fucked.
11:22I had one once, then got eczema.
11:24From an oyster?
11:25Yeah.
11:25I don't know if it was a coincidence or not.
11:28Norovirus.
11:29Have you ever had norovirus?
11:31Yeah.
11:32That is lively.
11:34It was so bad.
11:34I was upstairs and the smell was so bad, Lou had to open the windows downstairs.
11:38From your ass?
11:40Yeah.
11:42And mouth.
11:46Difficult.
11:46You are your worst enemy.
11:48Yeah.
11:49Do you know that?
11:50Yeah.
11:51It's been said.
11:53I mean, if I'm honest, Rob, just to look at Rob makes me laugh.
11:57He's just that guy.
11:59You and Rob, you're...
12:01Your panic default...
12:04We're doing the same facial, especially.
12:05And it's difficult.
12:06It's also my model pose.
12:07I learnt that on the modelling scene, yeah.
12:10Do you mind me sort of talking about the modelling scene?
12:13Huh?
12:15What I really like about this is Lou's gone full on the attack.
12:19Tell me about the modelling scene.
12:22Where do I start?
12:23Why do...
12:26So, erm...
12:28I was modelling...
12:30..full...
12:31..everything.
12:32Full, er...
12:33..face and bod.
12:39But it was...
12:41..for the default pictures.
12:43OK, actually, no.
12:44Erm...
12:45Should we talk about death?
12:48Who's a tricky customer?
12:50She's got a lot of arrows in her quiver.
12:54Oh!
12:55Wonderful.
12:56What's that?
12:57Help yourself.
12:58What the hell?
13:00Oh, it's fun of those electric ones.
13:01The electric pens Joe got annoyed at me because I left one by him.
13:06Oh!
13:08Is that yours?
13:10Oh, my God.
13:12Is it yours?
13:14You monster.
13:17Bugger, what are you doing to me?
13:22Lou sent that for you.
13:24I nearly got myself out with her.
13:25Lou, what is this, please?
13:27It's like a light-hearted prank.
13:29What will happen with it?
13:31Just give it a try.
13:32I'm so sorry.
13:33I'm deleting you from my phone.
13:34Is it anything wet?
13:35I'm deleting you from my phone.
13:36Well, I didn't mean for you to pick it up.
13:38I was just planting one.
13:40I planted one out there.
13:41But I always click them.
13:44I thought I was having a problem with my thumb.
13:47Lou, I just got an electric...
13:49Mexico, and saw a really, like, a little...
13:52She's going to the toilet.
13:54She's going to the toilet.
13:58With the pen.
14:01You're taking the pen to the toilet?
14:02I would predict Judy will do her own goal.
14:05It does feel like we're pundits in here.
14:06Yeah.
14:07This is my kind of sport, Jimmy.
14:09Try this one.
14:10Oh, no, I'm not...
14:10Ooh!
14:11Try this one.
14:12No, thank you.
14:13I can't have you say,
14:15try this one and hold your vagina at the same time.
14:17You went, try this one, ooh.
14:19Now, that's not okay.
14:20Not a word.
14:21Did you do that course?
14:22I've got to say, I'm enjoying this escalating.
14:24I think it was like the shock.
14:26Try this.
14:27You might do that with the loose women set, but not here.
14:30Rob, what did you do at Canterbury?
14:33Tories of Management.
14:35That's what my mum said when she found out.
14:42Do you ever go with Toby, the Toby?
14:44Toby Carvery?
14:45Yeah.
14:45Do you go Big Plate, Little Plate?
14:47I go Big Plate.
14:48This is genuinely what comics talk about.
14:50Yeah.
14:51I had the Toby gold card.
14:53Unlimited Tobes?
14:54Yeah.
14:55Can you imagine?
14:56He had a gold card at Toby Carvery.
14:57Unlimited Toby, he's on.
14:58Wow, Bob's just plopped his dick on the table, hasn't he?
15:01And he's covered in gravy.
15:05OK, it's time for a joker.
15:08Moshe, who do you want to see?
15:10Bobby Mortimer.
15:11OK.
15:13Oh, no.
15:15I'll get it.
15:16Cheers, Joe.
15:17I'm not here.
15:18OK.
15:20And I mean that on all levels.
15:22Hello.
15:23Could I speak to Bob Mortimer, please?
15:26Ben Mortimer.
15:28Bob Mortimer.
15:29Bob Mortimer.
15:30Bob Mortimer.
15:31Bob Mortimer.
15:31OK.
15:31I'll just get him for you.
15:33Thanks.
15:34Bob.
15:36Nice using old-fashioned phone.
15:38Hello.
15:39Oh, hi, Bob.
15:40May be playing your joker now?
15:42I will do with that, Jimmy.
15:43Bob Mortimer.
15:44He's got the most soulful eyes.
15:46And I just thought, oh, my God, you're going to be like this deadly assassin,
15:51because you're so sweet.
15:52And then absolutely, completely annihilate me.
15:58God.
15:59No.
16:00I'm going to sit somewhere else.
16:02It's not Bob, is it?
16:03This is going to be hell.
16:05Oh, fuck.
16:05Disaster.
16:06Exactly.
16:07That's why I'm on the edge, so I can move.
16:10OK.
16:11Bob Mortimer to perform.
16:12Eight comics left in the game.
16:14And key thing, the only person I've ever seen make Richard laugh is Bob Mortimer.
16:20I think this is going to be tricky for people.
16:22It's a kind of magic.
16:24Oh, yeah.
16:26It's a kind of magic.
16:30It's a kind of magic.
16:32It's a kind of magic.
16:32Oh, help the Lord.
16:33One dream.
16:34One soul.
16:36One prize.
16:38One gold.
16:40One golden glance.
16:44Of what should be.
16:46It's a kind of magic.
16:48One shot of light.
16:51That shows the way.
16:54No more.
16:56Oh, Joe.
16:57Look at Joe.
16:59Can win this day.
17:01It's a kind of magic.
17:02The bell that rings.
17:06Inside your mind.
17:09It's charging.
17:13The doors of time.
17:16It's a kind of magic.
17:17The way it exists.
17:21It's a new year.
17:24A day will dawn.
17:28On Saturday.
17:32Is this a kind of magic?
17:36Is this a kind of magic?
17:37It's just magic.
17:38It's a kind of magic.
17:39There can't be all.
17:46That's a kind of magic.
17:57It's a kind of magic.
18:01It's magic.
18:11It's magic.
18:14That's good.
18:19Oh, I'm gone. I'm totally gone.
18:43Oh, I'm totally fine.
18:58My last thousand years
19:03Will soon be, will soon be, will soon be done
19:12It's just magic.
19:16Wow.
19:19Oh, my God. I need that light to go off.
19:23Fuck.
19:25It's a sort of unfathomable brilliance, Bobs.
19:29It's beyond analysis.
19:31There's kind of Bob and then there's everyone else, in a way.
19:33And not just in here, I just mean wherever you are,
19:36even if you're in Tesco's, it's the same applies.
19:39Oh, well done, Bob.
19:40Wow.
19:43I mean...
19:46That was great.
19:48Bob, that was brutal. That was absolutely brutal.
19:52Yeah.
19:52I thought that it was gonna make me laugh.
19:56It's so ridiculous.
19:57So I had a very, like, gladiator face on.
20:01And I thought, just for a moment,
20:03I thought I saw Richard maybe gonna laugh.
20:05But no.
20:06Okay, but Joe there, he covered his face to stifle a laugh.
20:09Yeah.
20:09That's not allowed.
20:10I'm gonna put him on the naughty step.
20:11Okay.
20:13Foxes.
20:15Would you take it?
20:16Joe, you covered your face.
20:20During Bob's Joker, which is against the rules,
20:23your punishment is to sit on the naughty step.
20:27Now, I'm sure you know how a naughty step works.
20:30Oh.
20:30You sit on the step and everyone else will line up
20:33and whisper something naughty in your ear.
20:36Oh, hell no.
20:38Take your punishment.
20:39Assume the position on the naughty step.
20:42When I got sent to the naughty step,
20:43my immediate thought is,
20:44Jimmy's an absolute piece of shit.
20:48Do I sit on the top bit or the lower bit, Jimmy?
20:51Uh, the top bit, you fucking idiot.
20:57Oh, that is better.
21:00Oh, I'm gonna whisper something.
21:05Okay.
21:08Do you know where those electric pens are?
21:11Because I really want to use it in the toilet.
21:14I could do with two of those, to be honest with you.
21:17Are you holding your nose?
21:18Is my breath smell?
21:20Have a lovely breath.
21:22I'd have a lovelier time with my breath and the electric pen.
21:26Mm-hmm.
21:27What did you do?
21:29Thank you!
21:31Judy's tactic, I believe, on the naughty step was to
21:34insinuate that she wanted to take something that was vibrating
21:38and pop it in her drawers.
21:42Is that okay?
21:44Are you queuing off?
21:45Bloody hell.
21:49I've got to get in there.
21:50You won't be out of here otherwise.
21:54You're doing a really, really good job at showing off.
21:59Oh, you smell the witch.
22:00Loads of good bits.
22:03Mm.
22:11Joe Wilkinson, I've been watching you.
22:15You are the face...
22:17..of a cobbler's thumb.
22:21You are the face...
22:23..of an abandoned pug.
22:26LAUGHTER
22:30But your humiliating grace does shine through, so stick it out.
22:34Yeah?
22:37Shall I do mine?
22:38Yeah, come.
22:40This thing where sometimes when I blow my nose something comes out
22:43of my eyes and I think that it's not, but I don't know if it's normal.
22:46And I asked a doctor and he said it's normal, but is it normal?
22:49No.
22:55Oh, here we go.
22:56Lou's going to laugh at her own line.
23:02Naughty tauty.
23:05LAUGHTER
23:06Yes, it's gone.
23:08He's gone.
23:10Oh, thank God.
23:13So we can laugh now, we can relax now.
23:15What did you do?
23:17She basically blew in my ear and said naughty tauty.
23:20LAUGHTER
23:26I'm so sorry.
23:27Well, to be fair, it was the speed you came at me, which was...
23:30That's nice. You've got all this skills.
23:31You know, it is a game and he did laugh at naughty tauty
23:34and that's on him, really.
23:36Here he comes.
23:38Oh, shit.
23:40Oh.
23:41Oh.
23:42Straight out.
23:43Oh.
23:44Do you want to have a look? Let's have a look at it.
23:47Naughty tauty.
23:50Naughty tauty.
23:52Naughty tauty. That's what did it.
23:54Yeah, she came at me at speed, though.
23:56It's good stuff, Jimmy.
23:57We were so expecting utter filth from you.
24:00Tying it down.
24:02Naughty tauty.
24:04Kate, come with me.
24:06See you go, sorry, sorry, sorry.
24:07So sorry.
24:08He's out, come on.
24:09Um...
24:09End of the road for Wilkinson.
24:10Doors.
24:11And then there were seven.
24:15Nice you're in here.
24:16I bet it is.
24:18Of course it is.
24:20Everyone move up.
24:22Naughty tauty.
24:24Naughty tauty.
24:25I love Jane Wilkinson.
24:27You still have to play the game, so that was very conflicting.
24:31Lou, she is evil because she tells you she's a safe space.
24:36And she's not a safe space.
24:38She's pooling.
24:40So, Jo Wilkinson is out.
24:43Night-night, my sweet prince.
24:45Hopefully, we'll meet again one day.
24:47Or hang on, you're here.
24:48You're right next to me on the sofa.
24:49We're gonna restart the game.
24:57I've put my parents in an annex.
25:00How's that working?
25:01My mum's a hoarder.
25:03What does she hoard?
25:04Weirdly, children's toys and board games.
25:07Are they child catchers?
25:09No.
25:09But do you know what the most interesting thing about hoarders is?
25:12No.
25:13If you clean out their place, if you gut it, they will die.
25:15Has that happened?
25:17Yeah.
25:18What, they just...
25:19Just give up.
25:20Stacey Solomon must be killing them all over the place.
25:22Yeah, she's got blood on her hands, Solomon.
25:24The trauma started, because it always starts with newspapers on the very bottom,
25:27and it will have the dates and the...
25:30So, they hoard the newspapers. This is interesting.
25:32Because I used to keep a scrapbook of, um, businessmen.
25:38And I would cut them out from the business section of the newspaper.
25:42Of businessmen?
25:42Yeah. I just like pictures of businessmen.
25:44When did you realise you was quite unique?
25:47I don't know. I still regret throwing those files away.
25:54I'm a qualified social worker, and I'm a mum, and my heritage is Jamaican.
25:59So, we've got a kind of look that we give our children.
26:03So, I was just trying to, you know, sit in that place.
26:09What I like is that you, at the moment, both look like you're on security.
26:13Yeah.
26:15I'll fucking nut you.
26:19That's what security is like.
26:21Isn't it?
26:21On Primark.
26:22Right, yeah.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Gotta say, I don't straightforward wanna commission this cop show.
26:31Wow.
26:32Wow.
26:32Yeah, wow.
26:33Cos it's got two women in that, yes.
26:34That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.
26:38Yeah.
26:39From the person who's been labouring to reboot Cacney and Lacey, night and day,
26:43for the last two years.
26:46That's really such.
26:48That's really such.
26:48Have I got a really red shot, bloodshot eye?
26:53A little bit, yeah, I think, stop touching it now.
26:55Do you know, do you mind, I've just gotta use a cotton bud in my eye.
26:58Yeah.
27:01Quite an itchy eye, get an itchy eye.
27:11Fair enough.
27:16Hang on, I've got a little treat for you.
27:18I think this might be very good.
27:21It's like I'm scared for her.
27:25Oh God!
27:29He's got like clown shoes on.
27:31I'm right here.
27:32What do you reckon?
27:33Oh no, don't do that.
27:35Well, I'd love to see you laugh.
27:37Rob, do you wanna see my party trick?
27:38No.
27:39Well, if you're gonna be like that, I won't sing it with passion.
27:43That's torture.
27:45I went to the eye hospital.
27:46And what did they say?
27:48They said your eyes are just big.
28:00I glad you're up at the eye on this Plus.
28:04Just go out!
28:07I've got a mask, all right?
28:17Let's go!
28:17Come on.
28:47Come on.
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