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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:32Oh, my God.
02:34Water.
02:35What the fuck?
02:36Oh, my God...
02:39Water.
02:41Oh, my God.
02:41No, no!
02:45No!
02:47Britney!
02:48Britney!
02:49No!
02:51No!
02:52Oh!
03:21Oh
03:25Oh God, it's in my life.
03:27It's in my life, it's in my life.
03:53It's in my life.
04:23It's in my life.
04:53E come mai?
04:56Vi prego, chiamate il DGSI.
04:59Vincent serve.
05:01Può spiegarvi tutto.
05:02Sta già pensando uno dei nostri.
05:03Siamo qui da quattro ore.
05:05Basta.
05:06Dov'è il commissario?
05:08Siamo qui da quattro ore, però noi dobbiamo capire.
05:10Ci sono già due cadaveri.
05:12E se non la fate finita con questi giochetti di merda, ne avrete molti altri.
05:20Che cos'è la minaccia?
05:21Se loro mi hanno aggredito così, allora tutti voi, la mia collega, siamo tutti in pericolo.
05:30Non avete idea di quello che sta succedendo.
05:33Senta, ancora non siamo riusciti a risalire il colpevole.
05:36In qualunque cosa se si è mischiato.
05:38Che ne so, mafia?
05:40La roba sessuale?
05:42Farebbe meglio a dirci.
05:43Ascolta, questo è il tuo lavoro.
05:46Capisco.
05:48Ma ti intrometti in un'indagine a livello...
05:51Intrometti in un'indagine a livello internazionale.
05:53Sì.
05:54Mission impossible.
05:55Hey, give me the fuck out!
05:57Sti cazzi di americani sempre arroganti, eh?
05:59La smettano, sti cazzato, padre.
06:13Basta.
06:16Let's go.
06:43It never gets easier, you know?
06:46It's like picking your favorite child.
06:48All brilliant and beautiful in their own way.
06:51Though I see why chefs are always drawn to Japanese steel.
06:55The high carbon content creates an impossibly hard edge.
06:58Which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings.
07:02Like that.
07:05Thoughts?
07:07Come on, speak up, my man.
07:09I'm not gonna get off of you.
07:10Just sit there like a sad sack.
07:12What?
07:14You think it's something a little theatrical, right?
07:16More brave heart.
07:19I don't know.
07:20Don't worry about it.
07:31You didn't obey the rules.
07:34Did you?
07:37I don't get people your age.
07:38I don't get people your age.
07:39Thinking you're so goddamn special.
07:41Working from home in sweatpants and open relationships and sexual anarchy.
07:47Nothing's sacred anymore.
07:48It's disgusting.
07:50You signed an agreement.
07:52You were given a sacred gift and you show your appreciation by throwing your dick into strangers
07:59and affecting others.
08:10That's a learn, right?
08:23Oh, please.
08:33Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go if you quit nagging.
08:42Make it quick.
08:43There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:45Ouch.
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:48He came in contact with a Venetian runner.
08:50She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:54How exciting.
08:56It's Sydney Annapolis.
08:58Fuck me.
08:59Are you sure?
09:00Why the digital footprints never lie?
09:02Hold, please.
09:04Ah.
09:05Ah.
09:08Grazie mille.
09:10Grazie mille.
09:12Oh.
09:14Fucking.
09:15Hello?
09:16I'm here.
09:17Happy as a clam.
09:18At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:20Ah.
09:21Not really.
09:24There were two more explorations in Venice.
09:26Well, I tried telling you I need better help.
09:29Stay focused.
09:30We solve one problem at a time.
09:33Don't shredding water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:37We got this.
09:38We're good.
09:38No worries.
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:42Turn me loose.
09:44I mean, make a call to the old Blackwater crew.
09:46You want speed?
09:47Get me mercs with skills.
09:49Pros.
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:51I'm not very good at hellos.
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces.
09:55When all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:33Could you please give me a minute?
10:38Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole.
10:41But I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting cold.
10:45And by the way, we have to talk about Tig.
10:48Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:51Tig?
10:54Who the fuck is Tig?
10:55Tiger, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for,
11:00you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
11:04He relapsed again.
11:05Again?
11:06He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland.
11:08We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side.
11:10I've organized it all.
11:12Have fun.
11:14I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren.
11:17They're actually excited about what I have cooking up.
11:20As one would expect.
11:22It is official, then.
11:23You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:27Every night, I pray for your death.
11:31Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:40Could we play some Yod Rock?
11:46Hey.
11:47Just letting you know a fresh wire came through.
11:50Should post tomorrow.
11:52He asked about you again.
11:53Jesus Christ.
11:55How many times are we going to do this?
11:57It's not too late, Antonio.
11:58We can figure something out.
12:00He needs his father in his life.
12:01He needs a father.
12:03He doesn't need me.
12:04You already know the deal.
12:06As long as I keep the accounts full, I'm dead to him.
12:10Good news.
12:11There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:14At Hilton?
12:18He's fucking high.
12:37Hello.
12:38Fuck.
12:41Still nothing.
12:43We searched the hotel.
12:44All the stuff is there.
12:45No struggle.
12:46Nothing on the hotel footage.
12:48We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:52I never should have left her.
12:54What is DC's freaking out?
12:56They got a plan on standby.
12:57Oh, fuck that.
12:58They went after me.
12:59They went after her.
13:00We gotta find her.
13:01I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel.
13:02Then let's meet.
13:03I had a team take care of that.
13:05Follow me.
13:09Both of the guys you killed tested positive.
13:11You've been exposed.
13:13And so have you.
13:15I'm negative.
13:15That's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:17That scene was a bloodbath.
13:20You're walking by your hazard.
13:22Precaution must be taken.
13:26What the fuck is this?
13:28Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:30You raise hell.
13:31We get panic in the streets.
13:32Everything gets fucked.
13:33No, we don't have time for this.
13:34We'll find her, okay?
13:37Fuck.
13:38Fuck.
13:39Fuck.
13:40Fuck.
13:41Fuck.
13:42Fuck.
13:43Fuck.
13:44Fuck.
13:47Fuck.
13:50Fuck.
14:00Fuck.
14:04Fuck.
14:05Fuck.
14:05Fuck.
14:05Fuck.
14:05Fuck.
14:05Fuck.
14:06Fuck.
14:06Fuck.
14:07Fuck.
14:08Fuck.
14:09Let's go.
14:39Let's go.
15:09You don't want to do that.
15:12What are you, some kind of cop?
15:14Bitch, please.
15:17These cuts were clearly made by somebody with knowledge of anatomy for ease of separation,
15:21so surely the authorities are going to be looking for someone with medical training, a surgeon even.
15:24No, you don't understand. I didn't kill them.
15:27You think I give a fuck?
15:28I bet you even Googled how to dispose of a body, didn't you?
15:31Playing around on the internet has turned you into a naughty boy who's met some very naughty girls.
15:36Is this about Clara? Who the fuck are you?
15:38Tell me about the marketplace.
15:40Okay. It was on the dark web. I heard about it from a colleague.
15:43You can buy and sell medical stuff, body parts even.
15:46I was curious, so I took a look.
15:48You thought you stumbled on some miracle, didn't you?
15:51She was stunning, but I figured she must be nuts, so I said, no thanks.
15:55But you just couldn't help yourself.
16:04Well, she sold you something that didn't belong to her.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Oh, fuck. Fuck.
16:14I didn't know. I swear it was only the one client.
16:17Jeremy, a fucking Ansel.
16:19He was going to kill me.
16:22Didn't get promised.
16:27He did this.
16:29He's a fucking psycho.
16:31I'm the fucking psycho.
16:32Certified since 1961.
16:35Where is he?
16:38I'm the fucking psycho.
16:40Please, please, please, please.
16:45Oh!
16:46Oh, God!
16:47Do you have any idea what kind of luxury wasteland this town is?
16:52I mean, look, I was really enjoying our productive dialogue.
16:55However, if I'm not wheels up slow, I'm going to freak the fuck out.
16:58Please help me!
17:00Do I deserve more than a Hilton?
17:02What?
17:02Answer me, Doc.
17:03Do I deserve more than a fucking Hilton?
17:05Yes! Yes! Oh, my God! Yes!
17:07I agree.
17:10People always accuse me of being high-maintenance girly and impatient.
17:14I'm just like, excuse me for having an aversion to bedbugs and dry gistings, right?
17:18If I'm going to be doing the dirty work for these people, best believe I deserve the best.
17:24Fine, Doc.
17:27Before you lose more than the arm.
17:39Who's calling your boy?
17:40Who's calling me, Daddy?
17:46What's up, Doc?
17:47Talk to your boy.
17:50Jeremy, hi.
17:52Just following up to make sure you're feeling well and happy with your new year results.
17:57My results, Doc?
17:58All these results.
18:00They, they, they are something else you think you think.
18:03Hey!
18:04Woo!
18:05Oh, you hear that, Doc?
18:07You're still in town?
18:08I was about to leave.
18:09Hold on, this ain't it.
18:10Hold on, Doc.
18:13Give it to me.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:14Give me this leg.
18:15Give me that leg.
18:16Give me that leg, baby.
18:17Yeah, but this kitty was burning.
18:20Oh, you got some poor feet.
18:24Excellent.
18:25Let's have you come in for a quick follow-up.
18:27You, uh, need a second dosage to maintain the effects of the procedure.
18:31What?
18:32Why?
18:34It ain't.
18:35You tell me that was poor.
18:37Why are you, Jeremy?
18:38I can even come to you, please.
18:39Fucking with me slow right now, Doc, because I'm in it.
18:41I'm in this thing like jelly.
18:43Peanut butter jelly time.
18:45Peanut butter jelly, jelly, jelly, jelly.
18:46I'm at the Hyatt downtown.
18:48Until this kitty stopped burning.
18:51Hit the home run.
18:53Hit the...
18:53I did what you asked.
18:56You did.
18:59Thanks, Doc.
19:03You did it.
19:05I'll break it.
19:06You did it.
19:07You did it.
19:12You did it.
19:13You did it.
19:25You did it.
19:44Oh, my God.
19:59I know, fantastic new look, but then blammo, life just comes at you real fast, doesn't it?
20:23I don't like you.
20:25Jeremy, as a man of radical honesty, I'll just come right out and say it, I'm a professional
20:30eliminator of problems, and my boss has decided, you are a problem.
20:35Fuck you.
20:36Fuck your boss.
20:37I ain't do shit.
20:50You done fucking around with you, Jeremy?
20:52Real peach that Claire Bear was, wasn't she?
20:55Yeah, as the saying goes, if it feels too good to be true, I don't see any condom wrappers
20:59around here, so I'm assuming that you went raw dog with this one, too.
21:02What was I supposed to do?
21:03Man, she came on to me, man.
21:05You didn't tell her about your little STD situation, did you?
21:08What?
21:09You're not even the slightest bit curious as to how, or why, or what made you this way?
21:14No?
21:15Man, I was just shocked she was kind of into me.
21:18Call her.
21:20I'm sure she gave you her number.
21:25Call her.
21:28Hey, Puddin'.
21:29Who is this?
21:30Who is it?
21:31You don't have my number saved?
21:33No.
21:33What?
21:34It's me, Chocolate Daddy.
21:35Mm-hmm.
21:38What are you wearing?
21:41You're so sexy.
21:43Mm.
21:44Well, if I'm so sexy, why don't you come on up?
21:48If I wasn't home on my bed, I'd be in the elevator right now.
21:52She said she went home.
21:54You told me you was getting off at 7.
21:56I went home early.
21:57I feel like shit.
22:01I think I'm coming down with something.
22:04This crazy fever just, like, hit me out of nowhere.
22:09Well, listen, baby.
22:12I got a fever that only that ass can cure.
22:16Tell you what, I'll come to you.
22:18Really?
22:18Yeah, I'll come for you.
22:20I'll bring you NyQuil, Gatorade, Tylenol, a couple bananas, the good homestyle chicken soup,
22:26ginger ale, and a Ritz cracker.
22:28Let Daddy do that for you.
22:29You're an angel.
22:32I'll text you my address.
22:34Chocolate Daddy coming for you, baby.
22:35I'm on the way.
22:36I'm on the way.
22:40You're a sick fuck, ain't you?
22:43Okay.
22:43Get your clothes and your shoes on.
22:46Tick-tock.
22:49No, I'm not leaving here without her.
22:52If you're test negative, you're getting on the goddamn plane, Cooper.
22:55This New York thing is fucked.
22:57Look, we will find her.
22:58I'm throwing everything at her.
23:00Let me stay here and lead the team.
23:02Look, I put my nuts on the line for this thing.
23:04I still got some friends over at Langley.
23:06They put a QRF on standby.
23:08Some real Blackhawk down shit.
23:10Do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston and I wanted to lean
23:14on those local cops?
23:16Jammed up?
23:16He got hammered and ran into a 7-Eleven.
23:19What did you tell me?
23:23Yeah, yeah, I get it.
23:25Too close to it.
23:26I listened.
23:27Now it's your turn.
23:28You're beat to shit and we need you here so we can have all hands putting together the pieces on
23:33this thing.
23:42All clear, sir.
23:46All clear, sir.
23:47All clear, sir.
24:08You are five minutes from your destination.
24:13All right, time to pregame.
24:16Yep.
24:20Counterintuitive, I know, but, you know, just Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:37Come on, Jeremy.
24:40Hey!
24:40Well, it's not far down here at night.
24:44At least it's not for me.
24:47And if the wind is right, you can sail away.
24:50Find tranquility.
24:53Oh, a canvas can do miracles.
24:57Just you wait and see.
24:59Hey!
24:59Believe me.
25:02Believe me.
25:05It's not far to never, never land.
25:09No reason to pretend.
25:12And if the wind is right, you can find the joy.
25:16A better sense again.
25:18Oh, the canvas can do miracles.
25:22Just you wait and see.
25:26Believe me.
25:29Believe me.
25:31Right here, Jeremy.
25:34Sailing takes me away to where I always heard it could be.
25:43Take the last part.
25:44Take the last part.
25:45Come on.
25:46Come on, Jeremy.
25:47Sing the next part.
25:48I don't know this song, so I'm going to just...
25:51Hey!
25:52Hey!
25:53Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:56Okay?
25:57The man has been through enough.
25:58What the fuck are you talking about?
26:00Christopher Crisscross?
26:01What the fuck?
26:05In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit.
26:08Right?
26:10Five times platinum.
26:11Five major Grammys.
26:13After all the accolades and success, what did he get him?
26:16Huh?
26:19What?
26:20What did he get him?
26:21Really?
26:21I don't know.
26:22I don't...
26:22Hello?
26:23Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross, man.
26:24How are you talking?
26:25I don't know, man.
26:27Put his career in the grave.
26:29That's what.
26:31Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:34Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:37And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:40So then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets.
26:44And the people really get their first good look at him.
26:46And they're like, oh, just a regular guy.
26:49A little balding, a little fat.
26:51I loved him.
26:54Voice of the Generation.
26:56But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse.
27:00You know, it's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person
27:03when you could be watching a gyrating, half-naked Madonna?
27:06Right?
27:07So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick,
27:11remember that.
27:14Okay?
27:16The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:19To normal people.
27:23Fucking cool.
27:27Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:29All right.
27:32Wow.
27:37Nice neighborhood.
27:39Come on.
27:43Come on, Jeremy.
27:44Come on.
27:50All right.
27:54There we go.
28:04I don't think she's home.
28:05Come on, come on.
28:05Ring the bell again.
28:08All right.
28:09Timeout corner.
28:10Over there.
28:10What?
28:10Timeout corner.
28:11Over there.
28:12Over there.
28:14Okay.
28:23All right.
28:24All right.
28:25Open up.
28:37Hello.
28:44Hello.
28:47Up the stairs.
28:50What?
29:17Hello?
29:18Hello?
29:27I don't know.
30:08I don't know.
30:48I don't know.
31:02Come on.
31:16I don't know.
31:35I don't know.
31:36Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:38I'm talking.
31:39I ain't shit.
31:40I haven't been my whole life.
31:42I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably why my pops left.
31:53So just come on and give it to me.
31:55Pull it.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
32:04So come on, Jeremy.
32:05Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:27And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on and do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:45Pull the trigger.
32:48Pull the trigger.
32:48Pull the trigger.
32:52Pull the trigger.
32:52Pull the trigger.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper hand job.
32:58And my blood sugar's going crazy.
33:00So, let's get something to eat.
33:07Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven, man?
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24This delightful rib-lit entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God.
33:30Come on, it's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes and, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39Can you just let us know when our table's ready?
33:40You got it.
33:40We'll be right here, man.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44Where every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:50This place is heavy.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain?
33:58Jamie, Jamie, smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile.
34:14Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind us.
34:17The people behind you.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:42You ain't...
34:42Man, you a big fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:49Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Oh.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:56That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out, just right there ready for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:23I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:25Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:28What the fuck is that?
35:30Right, her fault.
35:31It's crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:33I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:35Just keep walking.
35:36Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:58But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:07You know, let's...
36:08Let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes.
36:11Light-skinned men.
36:13They get more.
36:15More women.
36:16More dates.
36:17More attention.
36:18More, more, more.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table.
36:27Dale, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do...
36:33Those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:44And you know scars?
36:45They're kinda badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:50You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
37:00Oh, oh, you...
37:02You got it too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:06More purified version.
37:07Straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy.
37:11Using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, uh...
37:15Near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged, remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:21Experimental.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with...
37:31Take Ozempic.
37:32A former company is valued at $500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37$1 trillion? $500 trillion?
37:39So then when a Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version
37:42And starts fucking and spreading the shit...
37:45Now we have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48Mm-hmm.
37:49But the sexual transmission is, uh...
37:51Is more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name-brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh...
38:09Take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these...
38:15Bitches to look past that...
38:17Bond villain face you got going on.
38:20Ha ha.
38:21Ha ha.
38:22Ha ha ha.
38:23Yeah, well no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Shubby Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:30That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:37Now somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and you
38:42felt compelled to take it.
38:44You had a real darkness in you.
38:47You know my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son.
38:51You're like...
38:5230 years old.
38:53Like...
38:54How old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you on the other hand...
39:11No, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:17Uh...
39:17Cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe uh...
39:23Maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:27What is this?
39:28Some...
39:30Assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43Protégé.
39:45A killer.
39:48Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha!
39:57Big tip, brother!
40:00Shit.
40:02Scary.
40:03Oh.
40:07Dig in.
40:11So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22So much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:44Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:52Brittany?
40:54Brittany!
40:55Brittany!
40:55No!
41:00No!
41:04No!
41:05No!
41:07No!
41:09What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers and blast branch instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:23What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:28Your interview subject is traumatized, but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:38Not yet.
41:44No.
41:45No.
41:57No.
41:59No.
42:01No.
42:02No.
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