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00:24Hey, you, um, you selling?
00:30I don't know what you're talking about.
00:32Okay, that's cool.
00:37I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling,
00:41that could maybe do with your taint.
00:46You're kidding, right?
00:49Dude, I so smell bacon.
00:51What? What are you talking about?
00:54Oh, gee, I don't know.
00:56Uh, how about over there? That brown van?
01:00That's yours, right?
01:01What brown van?
01:03Part's all inconspicuous.
01:06It's a cop van.
01:08Yeah, another one right over there.
01:12Duke City flowers?
01:14Come on, can't you at least be original?
01:17Dude, I just want to get high.
01:20A flower van.
01:21Uh, you know what you should do?
01:24It's a garbage truck.
01:26Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect,
01:27but if you put a bunch of cops in the back of a garbage truck,
01:30there's no way I'm seriously thinking
01:32that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck.
01:36It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it.
01:39Think about it, boys.
01:42All right, I'm hitting it.
01:45Whoa, you dudes give up that easy?
01:48I'm not a cop.
01:51Then lift your shirt.
01:52Show me you're not wearing a wire.
01:56All right, you know what?
01:58Just to show you you're being an asshole...
02:01Ah, I'm blinded by white!
02:04Douchebag.
02:04Aw, come on. I was joking. Come on.
02:07Don't walk away angry. Sit down.
02:09Come on.
02:12I mean, what are you complaining about?
02:14You got abs, man.
02:16Kinda.
02:17Whatever, dude.
02:18I'm not even sure I want to buy anymore.
02:20I mean, I think you turned me off to the whole thing.
02:23Come on, don't be like that.
02:26I just...
02:27I just need you to prove it, you know?
02:29Prove you're not a cop.
02:30How the hell am I supposed to do that?
02:34No.
02:37Hey, I got it.
02:38Go over there and punch that dude right in the face.
02:41Which dude?
02:43That dude?
02:44Yeah.
02:44No way. He'd kick my ass.
02:48True that.
02:50So hard.
02:52Yeah.
02:56I know.
02:58It's simple.
03:00Uh...
03:01If you ask a cop if he's a cop,
03:03he's, like, obligated to tell you.
03:05It's in the Constitution.
03:07Constitution of America?
03:10Huh.
03:12So...
03:13So go ahead and ask.
03:14You a cop?
03:16No, no. Not like that.
03:17Ask it like official.
03:19Are you a police officer?
03:22No.
03:23I am not a police officer.
03:26Okay then.
03:27$175 for a team.
03:29Whoa.
03:30Price is the price, yo.
03:37Alright.
04:03There you go.
04:05Enjoy.
04:07Thanks, man.
04:16Albuquerque police!
04:17You're under arrest!
04:17Get on the ground!
04:19Get on your stomach!
04:20Now!
04:20On your stomach!
04:22Get on the ground!
04:24Hold her right there!
04:25Don't move!
04:26Stay down.
04:48I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing!
04:55I'd better call Saul!
04:59I was out partying, minding my own business.
05:04You are under arrest!
05:06I'd better call Saul!
05:09Hi, I'm Saul Goodman.
05:10Did you know that you have rights?
05:12The Constitution says you do.
05:14And so do I.
05:15I believe that until proven guilty,
05:17every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
05:20And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
05:23Better call Saul.
05:24Saul Goodman.
05:25505-164-C-A-L-L.
05:26That's 505-164-C-A-L-L.
05:29See how this went?
05:31I, uh, really need to get some furniture.
05:36I suggest you start with a bed.
05:41God, I wish we could smoke in here.
05:43Well, you can't.
05:45Yeah, no, I know.
05:47I'm just saying.
05:51Don't think I can't smell that weed.
05:53You better seriously hope that airs out.
05:55My dad will keep your security deposit.
05:59He has a nose like a damn bloodhound.
06:03Yeah?
06:05Has he, um, ever caught you?
06:09Um, yeah.
06:12Many times.
06:15Well, listen, um, since I already lost my deposit and all, maybe we should light up.
06:27No thanks.
06:29You sure?
06:32Well, is it cool if I, um, burn one?
06:34Maybe you'll change your mind.
06:41Do what you want to do, I guess.
06:48Oh.
06:49Hey.
06:50What'd I say?
06:52Nothing.
06:54I just have to go is all.
07:16What's this?
07:18My 18-month chip.
07:23I'm in recovery.
07:24And, you know, pot.
07:26It's like stepping stones.
07:32Recovery.
07:34That's, that's cool.
07:36Right on.
07:38Um, I respect that.
07:40You know, I don't really burn much anymore.
07:44It's just a sometime thing.
07:48But no more, like, in the house.
07:54So, um, you want to go grab some, some dinner?
07:58I could really go for some Chinese.
08:00No, I better hit it.
08:04We, um, we cool?
08:10You're sadly done, by the way.
08:15That screen's a bad ass.
08:23Ah.
08:32I just think it's asking a lot.
08:35Well, he knows it.
08:37He's done nothing but apologize.
08:40Well, is this gonna be every weekend now?
08:42No.
08:42It's just the end of the quarter.
08:44You remember how that was.
08:45But I am earning double time.
08:47So, there's a bright side.
08:50So, when the laziest boy in the world wakes up,
08:53tell him he better wash those sneakers.
08:55And I said bye.
08:56Ooh, and tell him to let them air dry this time.
08:59I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer.
09:02What?
09:05What, you don't even get casual Saturday?
09:07I mean...
09:08No, it's just, you, you look nice, is all.
09:13It's work, Walt.
09:14Everybody's gonna be there.
09:17Okay.
09:17Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight?
09:20Okay.
09:22Bye.
09:23Bye.
09:35Hi, you've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
09:39Please leave a message and we'll get back to you.
09:41Skyler?
09:42Are you there?
09:43I...
09:44don't know what to do.
09:46I...
09:46I...
09:47I need to talk to you.
09:49I...
09:49I'm...
09:50Hey, Marie.
09:51It's me.
09:52What's up?
10:00Yesterday I got home and found him.
10:03He didn't even tell me he was coming.
10:06A man was killed?
10:07A federale.
10:09Right in front of him.
10:10Three agents wounded.
10:12One lost his leg.
10:14It's like what you hear about him.
10:17A rock or something.
10:18The IEDs.
10:20Jesus.
10:21I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez.
10:24Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour.
10:27Hank could win an Oscar.
10:28He's so damn breezy with the man.
10:30He hangs up the phone and goes right back to bed.
10:33And all he keeps saying is,
10:35I'm fine.
10:36I'm fine.
10:38Leave me alone.
10:38I'm fine.
10:38I'm fine.
10:40I'm fine.
10:49I know.
10:53I'm fine.
10:54I heard that.
10:59This is показ.
11:01How did you?
11:03I don't know.
11:04now. It's me, Hank. Sorry. Hey, buddy. What's up? I just, do you mind if I? So, how you doing?
11:34Ah, you know, lousy. Montezuma's revenge, big time. I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tin horn.
11:45Better not get too close. Well, I'll take my chances. I guess you heard about what happened down in Juarez?
12:04Terrible. What do you expect? Freaking animals. Apocalypse Now down there. Cardinal Kurtz holed up in his jungle. And my
12:17shack in El Paso sends me home.
12:20Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? I mean, you know, you don't put your second most senior
12:27man on the trail of those motherless bastards. You send them home.
12:33You know, he's out getting an evidence bag and so ends up without a scratch on him. So, must be
12:39something wrong with that picture, you know?
12:44So, are you home for good? Yeah? Uh, no. No. It's, uh, fine, but you're to be determined.
12:57You think you might want to talk it through with somebody? What? A shrink? No, no, no, no. I can't
13:04go down that road. Start going down that road. Kiss your career goodbye.
13:08Or Marie. Or Marie. Or me, if, if you like.
13:20You know, uh, I don't know how to say this. I, uh, you know, the things I deal with.
13:29You and me don't have much of, uh, what you might call an experiential overlap.
13:45What if I told you we do?
13:55I have spent my whole life scared.
14:02Frightened of things that could happen.
14:05Might happen. Might not happen.
14:08Fifty years I spent like that.
14:13Finding myself awake at three in the morning.
14:20But you know what?
14:23Ever since my diagnosis,
14:27I sleep just fine.
14:35Okay.
14:37I came to realize
14:39it's that fear
14:41that's the worst of it.
14:43That's the real enemy.
14:48So.
14:51Get up.
14:53Get out in the real world.
14:56And you kick that bastard as hard as you can
14:59right in the teeth.
15:15Do it again.
15:17Go on.
15:2610,000 even.
15:27Same as last time.
15:28It's like totally accurate.
15:30You and I, we are going to feed this machine.
15:32I want it running 24 hours a day.
15:33My own.
15:43Not yours, I take it?
15:46You got 10,
15:4820,
15:5030,
15:5240,
15:524,
15:545 each.
15:593 pounds.
16:00Should be 48 each.
16:03Who's short?
16:04Okay.
16:04Don't freak.
16:05All right?
16:06We didn't get ripped off,
16:07but Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount.
16:09I know he's planning on pulling an all-nine or so.
16:11He's probably still in the sack.
16:13Then wake him up.
16:15And sleep after we're paid.
16:17Why you got to be such a hard-on?
16:20You're not his pal.
16:21You're his boss.
16:23This only works when they're scared of you.
16:25Remember?
16:26Jack off.
16:31Let's go on straight to voicemail.
16:35Voicemail?
16:36Huh.
16:37Just chill, okay?
16:39Count your money.
16:46Combo.
16:47You see, Badger?
16:50Yo, don't you cover for him, bitch.
16:52I ask you a straight-up question.
16:54I expect a straight-up answer.
17:11Well?
17:16They were too scared to tell me.
17:20Badger got busted.
17:22He's in jail.
17:23Good.
17:23Are you out of jail?
17:25No.
17:39Still 5-1-1-2-1-1-1-1-1-1-2-1-2-1-1-2-1-1-1
17:40-1-1-1-2-1-1-1-1-1-1.
18:02Honey, I'm home!
18:04Oh, too slow!
18:06What's up?
18:07Got more lives than a damn cat.
18:09Now if I could only learn to lick myself.
18:12What's up, guys?
18:13Good to see you, good to see you, good to see you, good to see you.
18:15All right.
18:16Let's all go back to work, for Christ's sake, okay?
18:19Come to our office, man.
18:20See what you bozos been up to lately.
18:46You okay?
18:47Hanging in?
18:49What does it look like?
18:51This is from APD.
18:53Checking in with them.
18:54See if they come across that famous blue meth of yours.
18:57Sure enough, last night.
19:00Got themselves an honest-to-god dealer.
19:02I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello.
19:06Maybe you'd like to go with me.
19:10All right.
19:12You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man.
19:15I feel manipulated.
19:17I thought we were going to hang out.
19:19We are hanging out, Badger.
19:21We are hanging out, Badger.
19:21You like Badger or Brandon?
19:24I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution.
19:28Badger, listen.
19:30Hey.
19:32I'm trying to help you here, man.
19:36Now, if you'd just tell me who your supplier is, I think this can end very well for you.
19:43Eh?
19:43What are you doing, detective?
19:44What are you doing talking to my client without me present?
19:47You sneaky Pete.
19:49Which is which?
19:51What did the academy hire you right out of the womb?
19:53You guys get younger every-
19:55What did you say to Babyface, huh?
19:57How did you say anything stupid?
19:59By anything stupid, I mean anything at all.
20:01Look at you, mouth open, vocal cords at Twitter.
20:04We'll talk about it later.
20:05Right now, you out.
20:07Ten minutes ago.
20:08Go on.
20:09There are laws, detective.
20:10Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you, right?
20:12Go grab a juice box.
20:14Have a nap.
20:14Go on.
20:19All right.
20:21Who do we have?
20:24Brandon Mayhew.
20:25Brandon Mayhew.
20:27All right.
20:29Brandon Mayhew.
20:34Oh, here we go.
20:35Public masturbation.
20:37What?
20:38I don't get it.
20:38What's the kick?
20:39Why don't you do it at home like the rest of us with a big flat screen TV, 50 channels,
20:43a pay-per-view in a Starbucks.
20:46That's nice.
20:47That ain't me, man.
20:49I was the guy who was selling meth, allegedly.
20:55Okay.
20:56All right.
20:56I got you.
20:56Meth.
20:57Right.
20:57I'm sorry.
20:58That was a little transpositional error.
20:59Nothing a little whiteout can't take care of.
21:02Yeah.
21:03And, uh, felony quantity.
21:06Just barely.
21:06Yeah, just barely.
21:08The cops around here are like butchers.
21:10Always got their thumbs on the scales, you know.
21:12But good luck arguing that in court.
21:14Let me get down to brass tacks.
21:16I'm gonna get you a second phone call.
21:18Okay?
21:18You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader.
21:23And they're gonna deliver me a check for $4,650.
21:27I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card.
21:29Okay?
21:29Four, six, five, zero.
21:32Okay?
21:32And I need that in the cashier's check or a money order.
21:35Doesn't matter.
21:36Actually, uh, I want it in a money order.
21:39And, uh, make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates.
21:42That's my loan out.
21:43It's, uh, totally legit.
21:45It's done just for tax purposes.
21:47And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard.
21:50But definitely not American Express.
21:52So don't even ask, all right?
21:54Any questions?
21:57Uh, you're gonna get me off, right?
22:00Uh, what do I look like?
22:02Your high school girlfriend?
22:03Five fingers, no waiting?
22:05That's a joke, Brandon.
22:07Lighten up.
22:10Son, I promise you this.
22:13I will give you the best criminal defense that money can buy.
22:19Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already.
22:22Didn't I take these already?
22:24Okay, look, it's on your head.
22:25You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A.
22:27It's bad for the liver.
22:30Okay, who's next?
22:33Did him.
22:34I did him.
22:35Well, that one went public defender.
22:36Thanks for nothing.
22:37Hey, what happened to my masturbator, Francesca?
22:39You got me all turned around.
22:41Hang on.
22:42I'll get back to you.
22:44Gentlemen, I sense you're discussing my client.
22:47Anything you care to share with me?
22:48Sure, your commercials?
22:49They suck ass.
22:51She better act in an epileptic courthouse.
22:54Is that like the one your mom works at?
22:56Is she still offering the two-for-one discount?
22:59DEA, huh?
23:00For a street bust.
23:02Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp?
23:19Sooner or later, this is gonna happen.
23:21If you want your exponential growth, guys are gonna get busted.
23:25Simple as that.
23:26So how about we get him a real attorney?
23:28I mean, what the hell is this?
23:29This is who he hires?
23:31What?
23:32Are you kidding me?
23:33This is the guy you want.
23:35This is the guy I'd hire.
23:37Oh.
23:38It's the guy you'd hire.
23:39Ah.
23:40Look, you remember Emilio?
23:41Okay, this dude got Emilio off like twice.
23:44Okay?
23:45Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo.
23:48And then, poof.
23:49Dudes like Houdini.
23:51Seriously, when the going gets tough,
23:53you don't want a criminal lawyer.
23:54Right?
23:55You want a criminal lawyer.
23:58Know what I'm saying?
24:01But we're in good shape, Mr. White.
24:04Badger's way too loyal to Roll.
24:07Plus, he's scared shitless of me.
24:08All right?
24:09We pay for large cost of business.
24:12Take it out of his payroll.
24:13And it's only his first dealing rap,
24:15so worst-case scenario,
24:17you know, they plead him out.
24:18He does five months picking up litter
24:19in an orange jumpsuit.
24:22So who goes inside?
24:24I don't need them seeing my face.
24:27Well, I don't need them seeing my face.
24:29Why not?
24:31You look like his typical clientele.
24:33Dick.
24:34Fine.
24:36A little flip for it.
24:38Call it.
24:41Pads.
24:55Mayhew, Mr. Mayhew.
25:12Mr. Mayhew, nice of you to come down.
25:16Please.
25:18Oh, look at you.
25:19Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper?
25:22Ha-ha.
25:24Joking.
25:25I...
25:25Please.
25:26Come on.
25:27Come on.
25:28Please.
25:29Hello.
25:31Saul Goodman.
25:33Please sit.
25:37So it's a shame that we have to meet
25:39under these circumstances.
25:46I believe you have something for me.
25:49Oh, yes.
25:54Mayhew, is that Irish or English?
25:58Irish.
25:59Faith and Begora, a fellow potato eater.
26:02My real name's McGill.
26:05Yeah, the Jew thing I just do for the homeboys.
26:07They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe,
26:09so to speak.
26:11I digress.
26:13Um, good things are happening.
26:14Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time.
26:18That's wonderful.
26:20There's still a few details to be ironed out,
26:22but now that the DEA is involved,
26:25I think he's looking at time served and probation.
26:29So, leave your number with Francesca,
26:31and, uh, we'll be in touch.
26:32Excuse me, the DEA?
26:34Yeah, that's the Drug Enforcement Administration,
26:36the feds.
26:41I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news,
26:44but your nephew got mixed up
26:45with some pretty nasty customers.
26:47I understand that,
26:48but what does that have to do with the DEA?
26:50They're after some mystery man,
26:52some heavy hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg.
26:55They want this guy like the axe wants the turkey.
26:57Seems young Brandon may have some information
26:59that could lead to his arrest.
27:02Jesus, cheer up.
27:03Now, this is good news.
27:04I mean, Brandon fell headfirst into the doo-doo pile
27:07and came up smelling like Paco Rabarro.
27:10Look, look, look, I just, I think,
27:13I just think that we should review our options.
27:19Options?
27:20I'm gonna tell you what your options are, okay?
27:22And you got a grand total of two.
27:24Option A, Brandon takes the deal.
27:26Option B, Brandon goes up to the penitentiary
27:29and gets his rectum resized about yay big.
27:31Look, look, look, what about reprisals?
27:36I mean, if Badger, if Brandon informs on this Heisenberg,
27:43I mean, what if, God forbid,
27:45that they decide to take revenge?
27:50What have you been telling him?
27:52The kid keeps spouting off about it.
27:54If I talk, they'll kill me, blah, blah, blah.
27:56You know, right now,
27:57he's the only thing holding up this deal.
27:59No, that's not good.
28:02That's terrible.
28:03Trust me, sir,
28:04your nephew won't last in prison two weeks, right?
28:06You let him take his chances on the outside.
28:09Maybe I can work in some witness protection.
28:11No, look, look.
28:13These are vicious, desperate people.
28:16I've been told that one of them killed another man
28:20by crushing his head with an ATM machine.
28:25People love to take credit for the fun ones.
28:28The guy who got his head smushed
28:29used to be a client of mine.
28:31His wife killed him, all right?
28:33It was open and shut.
28:34Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay?
28:37I'm gonna set your nephew straight,
28:39yet I'm singing like a canary.
28:41All's right with the world.
28:45$10,000.
29:00$10,000.
29:02Cash.
29:03To you.
29:05I'm not saying to throw the case.
29:08Just no talking to the DEA.
29:14Are you saying what I think you're saying?
29:18Yes.
29:20What's it going to be?
29:24What, dude want to take a bribe?
29:27That dude in there.
29:28Saul Goodman we're talking about.
29:30Morally outraged, he said.
29:32Threatened to call the police.
29:34Wait, and Badger's gonna spill?
29:36Like the Exxon Valdez.
29:39So what do we do about it?
29:52Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home?
29:54No.
29:56For safety.
29:58What?
30:01God, you are killing me with that booty.
30:03Hmm.
30:17Come on, just tell me what you want.
30:21Jesus.
30:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
30:26No, it wasn't me.
30:27It was Ignacio.
30:28He's the one.
30:29Oh, no.
30:31Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
30:38Shut up, man.
30:38All right, just speak English.
30:41Lalo didn't send you?
30:42No, Lalo?
30:44Who?
30:45Oh, thank God.
30:46Oh, Christ.
30:48Oh, I thought.
30:52What can I do for you gentlemen?
30:54Anything, just tell me what you need.
30:56This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000.
31:00You should have taken it.
31:02Wait a minute.
31:03This is, this is in regards to, to what's his name?
31:06Vacher.
31:07Brandon Mayhew.
31:09The uncle, the uncle, that was your guy?
31:12No offense, guys, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know.
31:15Better safe than sorry.
31:16That's my motto.
31:17But I'll take your money, sure.
31:19Nah, that offer's expired, yo.
31:22It was kind of low anyways, but okay, okay, I'll take it.
31:26Just tell me what you need, all right?
31:28I'm easy.
31:29I'm going to keep a happy thought and assume this is just a negotiating tactic.
31:33All right.
31:34Listen to me very carefully.
31:36You're going to give Badger Mayhew the best legal representation ever.
31:41But no deals with the DEA.
31:44All right?
31:45Badger will not identify anyone to anybody.
31:48If he does, you're dead.
31:52Why don't you just kill Badger?
31:58I mean, follow me, guys, but mosquitoes buzzing around you, bite you on the ass.
32:02You don't go gunning for the mosquitoes' attorney.
32:05You go grab a fly swatter, so to speak.
32:08I mean, all due respect, do I have to spell this out for you?
32:12We're not killing Badger, yo.
32:14Then you got real problems, okay?
32:16Because the DEA is going to come down on your boy like a proverbial ton of bricks.
32:20I mean, I don't think I'm going out on a limb here, but hey, he's not going to like prison.
32:24He's going to sing like Celine Dion, regardless of what you do to me.
32:34Mr. Mayhew?
32:38Recognize your cough.
32:39Take that mask off, you know, get some air.
32:42Go on.
32:51Take it easy.
32:52Breathe in.
32:54Breathe out.
32:55All right, I'm going to stand up, all right?
32:57Because I got bad knees.
33:00That's better.
33:02Okay, now listen.
33:04The three of us are going to work this out.
33:06Yeah?
33:07How?
33:08First things first, you're going to put a dollar in my pocket, both of these.
33:14You want attorney-client privilege, don't you?
33:16So that everything you say is strictly between us.
33:20I mean it.
33:21Put a dollar in my pocket.
33:23Come on, make it official.
33:25Come on, do it.
33:28That's it, come on.
33:30Just a dollar.
33:31Go ahead.
33:35All right, now you, ski bum.
33:36Come on.
33:37Give with the dollar.
33:39Go on.
33:40Be smart.
33:41What?
33:46All I got's a five.
33:47I'll take a five.
33:48Come on already, come on.
33:50Be cool.
33:53Okay, you're now both officially represented by Saul Goodman and Associates.
33:58Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment.
34:02All right?
34:03Take the ski mask off.
34:04I feel like I'm talking to the weather underground here.
34:08Let's just do it.
34:14Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table, and we're sure of that?
34:21No shanking.
34:24All right, all right.
34:27All right.
34:49Couldn't believe the judge went for it.
34:52Don't get cocky.
34:53You ain't home free yet.
34:55You don't give us the name of your supplier going nowhere, you understand?
34:58Agent, the tough guy act is unnecessary.
35:00This young man is cooperating fully.
35:02Is that right?
35:04Is that right?
35:04You cooperating?
35:09Okay.
35:11Let's start with the name.
35:15He just goes by Heisenberg.
35:18Heisenberg, huh?
35:20How old is he?
35:21How old is this Heisenberg?
35:22Old.
35:23Like 50 or 70 or something.
35:26Height?
35:27Average, I guess.
35:29Medium height, medium weight.
35:30What color hair?
35:32What color hair?
35:33No hair.
35:34Dude's balder than you.
35:381963.
35:39James Edward Kilkelly is convicted of stealing a vending machine.
35:431975.
35:44Breaking and entering.
35:471982.
35:47Grand theft auto.
35:491984.
35:50Armed robbery.
35:521987.
35:531992.
35:54You get the idea.
35:55And here he is today, better known as Jimmy In-N-Out.
35:58City, state, and federal.
35:59He's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside.
36:04Entire life behind bars.
36:07Jimmy provides a very special service.
36:10For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you.
36:13On purpose?
36:15The guy goes to prison on purpose.
36:18He's actually more comfortable inside.
36:21The outside world hasn't been too kind to him.
36:25Sometime during the Clinton administration,
36:27Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit.
36:37So, when does all this happen?
36:39It's already happening.
36:40The buy is set for tomorrow.
36:42Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy,
36:45and all it's gonna cost you is 80,000 and one pound of your finest meth.
36:55$80,000 for eight years of his life, huh?
36:59First of all, he's not gonna do eight years.
37:01I'm gonna represent him, and I guarantee there's gonna be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case.
37:07Secondly, he gets 30.
37:0850 goes to me.
37:09You give 50.
37:11For what?
37:11For facilitating.
37:13Who's taking a bigger risk?
37:14He likes prison.
37:16You did bring the cash, didn't you?
37:18Look, if this option is too expensive, uh...
37:21You can still always, uh...
37:23Badger in the chow line.
37:43Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
38:02All right, there's our boy.
38:06Right on time.
38:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, go back.
38:26Watch.
38:26All right, all right, all right.
38:41So?
38:42What do you think?
38:43They see us?
38:45Uh...
38:45No, man.
38:46I think we're good.
38:52Badger looks like he's gonna throw up.
38:55Give me those back.
38:56Just give them to me.
38:59Oh, no.
39:01Where the hell is Jimmy?
39:03He should've been here 10 minutes ago.
39:05You think Jimmy's actually for real?
39:07The guy who wants to be in prison?
39:10There's more than one kind of prison.
39:13What the hell is that supposed to mean?
39:15There he is.
39:16Wait a minute.
39:17Oh, no, no.
39:19No, no, no, no.
39:20Let me see.
39:22Who the hell is that?
39:24I don't know.
39:28No.
39:29Mr. Heisenberg, I presume.
39:32Time to move.
39:34Until we see the exchange.
39:39No.
39:40No.
39:41Oh, shit.
39:42What?
39:44Now he shows.
39:49Okay, let's do this.
39:55No.
39:56No.
39:56Oh, my God.
39:57Jimmy's on the wrong bench.
39:59Crap.
39:59Ugh.
40:00We're screwed.
40:02Uh, what are you doing?
40:03Hey.
40:04Uh, what are you doing?
40:10I don't get it.
40:10What's the holdup?
40:22Where's the stuff, man?
40:24Where are we going?
40:24Just shut up.
40:31Get out.
40:32Go stop him.
40:33The DEA is right there.
40:34They see me.
40:35We're screwed.
40:36Get out.
40:36I'll do something.
40:38Let you go.
40:52Hank, I thought that was you.
40:55Oh, hey, Steve, how are you?
40:57Schrader, I'm blocked.
40:58How are you doing?
40:58Are you feeling okay?
40:59Schrader, I'm blocked.
41:01We're working, okay?
41:02You gotta get out of here.
41:04Working?
41:04Oh, you mean like DEA working?
41:06Schrader.
41:07Something going down?
41:11Wrong guy, wrong guy.
41:12Other bench.
41:20Walt.
41:21Walt.
41:22Walt Rock, move your ass now.
41:23Still far.
41:24Okay, all right.
41:24Listen, I'll just, I'll just go and leave you alone.
41:26Come on, leave.
41:27Just for it.
41:28Should I back up or go forward?
41:29All right.
41:30Forward is better.
41:31I'll be out of the way there.
41:32Yes.
41:32Okay, okay.
41:33I'm sorry, all right?
41:34I'm sorry.
41:36I'll leave you alone.
41:39Where'd he go?
41:40Where the hell'd he go?
41:44Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
41:46Got him.
41:54Looks like it's going down.
41:56Take him.
42:04Go, freeze.
42:05Hey, right there.
42:06Don't move.
42:07Put your hands there.
42:08Let's go.
42:09All right, please.
42:10Come on, get him up.
42:11Go, go.
42:11Go, go, go.
42:21Jesus.
42:22I think, uh, I think he bought it.
42:30Absolutely.
42:31Textbook bus, sir.
42:33Yes, sir.
42:34Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff.
42:37Oh, and Heisenberg's real name?
42:40James Kilkelly.
42:44Thank you very much.
42:45It was my pleasure.
43:13Hey.
43:16You run home, so I let the delivery guys in.
43:19I hope that's okay.
43:20I know.
43:21Absolutely.
43:32So you bought a bed?
43:35Yeah.
43:37What is that, a king?
43:40Uh-huh.
43:41Your little top?
44:01Uh-huh.
44:18Huh.
44:19Oh, my God.
44:20You really are a chemistry teacher.
44:26Uh, you mind?
44:33I was terrible at chemistry.
44:36I'm, uh, more of a humanities guy.
44:38How did you find me?
44:40We should talk about that.
44:41It should be much, much harder for people to track you down.
44:46My P.I. charged me for three hours, so I seriously doubt it took him more than one.
44:54So this is what?
44:56Blackmail?
44:57Walter, I'm your lawyer.
44:59Anything you say to me is, uh, totally privileged.
45:03It's...
45:04I'm not in the shakedown racket.
45:06I'm a lawyer.
45:07Even drug dealers need lawyers, right?
45:10Especially drug dealers.
45:13So what?
45:13You're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart?
45:16Oh.
45:17Come on.
45:18Have you seen my hourly rate?
45:21Oh, by the way, where do you keep the money?
45:24Is it in your mattress?
45:25Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard?
45:28Huh?
45:29You know, this kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up,
45:32but he won't be the last.
45:33And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?
45:37I don't understand.
45:38What exactly are you offering to do for me?
45:43What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone?
45:46I have no Vito Corleone.
45:50No shit.
45:51Right now you're Fredo.
45:53But, you know, with some sound advice and the proper introductions, who knows?
45:57I'll tell you one thing, you've got the right product.
45:59Anything that gets the DEA's panties and this big a bunch, you're onto something special.
46:04And I would like to be a small and silent part of it.
46:11Food for thought, yeah?
46:17So if you want to make more money and keep the money that you make, better call Saul.
46:24Ha ha ha!
47:21I'll see you next time.
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