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00:20Are you okay?
00:30Are you okay?
01:11Oh, my God.
01:55you are a lifesaver yeah man yeah we can't thank you enough no hey mad
01:59mad props i could have sworn the guy said south but then all of a sudden we're off the main
02:04road
02:04and then i'm trying to read the map while i'm driving which is a bonehead maneuver and then all
02:09of a sudden bam we're we're in that ditch yeah bam i'm like what the hell you know yes oh
02:14yes and
02:15my coffee mug of coffee my mug of coffee it spills all over my pants i mean just a nightmare
02:21did you so need gps i mean for real
02:47like i said
02:49we couldn't be more grateful
03:06can we just stop them here what then somebody finds them then what people have seen us
03:22you're gonna flood it man i'm not gonna flood it she is not going to flood all right
03:25we're just gonna stay positive right i'm gonna clean up this mess
03:32god damn it see you flooded it all right all right you know what the rv is going to start
03:39now the rv is going to start right now it's gonna start and we're gonna drive it over to
03:44your house my house yes your house we're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight
03:48and then tomorrow oh man not my house shut up
04:06after we finish cleaning up this mess we will go our separate ways our paths will never cross
04:15and we will tell this to no one understood
04:21oh what i can talk now fine that goes double for me
04:31okay okay okay be good to me
04:41yes yes okay okay
05:12oh shit
05:13oh shit
05:40what
05:44you coming out
05:46you coming out
05:50um
05:55yeah absolutely
06:10Hey, um, you want to hear something funny?
06:14We had a faculty meeting last Thursday,
06:17and the topic was senior class photos
06:21and how we had instituted a new rule last year
06:25that seniors are allowed to have photos taken
06:27by a photographer of their choice,
06:30you know, not necessarily the photographer
06:32that the school hires, right?
06:34So, um, yeah.
06:37So, anyway, some of the senior girls
06:40were going to that, um, glamour shots place
06:44to have their photos taken,
06:46and now they're bringing us all these photos,
06:49and Joan Epperman, you know Joan,
06:51suddenly has to go through all these photos
06:53and turn them down because they show cleavage.
07:00Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?
07:03Yeah, I'm good.
07:07You know, even the small busted girls have cleavage.
07:11Apparently there's some new type of brassiere or something.
07:18The wonder bra.
07:21It's the wonder bra.
07:23Yeah?
07:25Okay.
07:31Hey there.
07:32You've reached Walt, Skyler, and Walter Jr.
07:34We can't come to the phone right now,
07:36so please leave us a message.
07:38Hello, Mr. White.
07:40This is AT&T calling.
07:41Are you happy with your, uh, current long-distance service?
07:45Because if you're not,
07:46I would definitely really, really love to talk to you
07:49as soon as possible about...
07:50Hello, hello, hello.
07:51This is Walter White speaking.
07:52You said he was practically dead, okay?
07:55You said he would die any minute.
07:57Listen, uh, I am having breakfast with my family right now,
08:00and I really don't appreciate these sales calls.
08:03Well, too bad, man,
08:05because guess what?
08:06He's still not dead.
08:07I went and put my ear to the RV.
08:09I can hear him, like, rolling around in there, all right?
08:12I think he's awake, man.
08:14I think he's trying to get loose.
08:16Where the hell are you?
08:17I'm freaking out over here.
08:18Calm down, damn it.
08:19Are you going to help me clean this up?
08:21Huh?
08:21We got loose ends here.
08:23Calm down.
08:24I will be there after school.
08:26After school?
08:27Are you shitting me?
08:28Ditch it, man.
08:29Colin's sick.
08:31Listen, uh, that is just not going to work for me.
08:33I'm not interested in that at all,
08:35and, uh, I would appreciate it
08:36if you don't call here anymore.
08:39Damn, they're so annoying, those people.
08:46You have a good day, sweetie.
08:48Okay, Mom.
08:48You too.
08:50Bye, honey.
08:56Dress in.
08:57Okay.
09:11Yo, yo, yo.
09:12One, four, eight.
09:13Three to the three to the six to the nine.
09:15Representing the ABQ.
09:16What up, biatch?
09:18Leave it at the tone.
09:34So, the term chiral derives from the Greek word hand.
09:42Now, the concept here being that just as your left hand
09:47and your right hand are mirror images of one another, right?
09:51Identical and yet opposite.
09:53Well, so too, organic compounds can exist as mirror image forms of one another,
10:00all the way down at the molecular level.
10:02But, although they may look the same, they don't always behave the same.
10:09For instance...
10:15Uh, I'm sorry.
10:19Uh, for instance, uh, thalidomide.
10:22The, the right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide is a perfectly fine, good medicine
10:29to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness, but make the mistake of giving that
10:36same pregnant woman the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide, and her child will
10:43be born with horrible birth defects, which is precisely what happened in the 1950s.
10:51So, chiral, chorality, mirrored images, right?
10:58Active, inactive, good, bad.
11:06So, yes, Ben?
11:08Is this going to be on the murder?
11:13What?
11:14Is this going to be on the midterm?
11:18Uh, a chirality on the midterm?
11:21No, no, no.
11:22Well, maybe.
11:23Maybe, yes.
11:24Yes, you know, but prepare for it to be on the midterm.
11:28Can't hurt to know it, right?
11:29So, knowledge is power.
11:52I love to know it, right?
11:55I, I don't know.
11:57I've been, I don't know your hor장을 now.
11:59I'm sorry.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:00I've been forgotten.
12:00We love you.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03I'm going, Lytr, maybe.
12:07I'm ready to go.
12:13Ah.
12:47Oh no!
12:49Oh no!
12:49Oh no!
12:57Not good. Not good. Not good.
13:00Not good. Not good.
13:01Not good.
13:03Not good.
13:06If I take you by your knees
13:10Tell you I'm your lover's hand
13:15And if I smile
13:17Smile, smile, smile
13:19Smile, smile
13:25Smile, smile
13:26Smile, smile
13:30Smile, smile
13:34Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
13:40Hey! Hey, you!
13:43Hey! Listen.
13:46No, no, no!
13:46Oh, no!
13:47Oh, God.
14:26Oh, God.
14:55What the hell is a MILF?
15:21Okay.
15:22Now what?
15:27Look.
15:27The other one, out in the RV.
15:29He's a- You're sure?
15:32Yes.
15:33You're positive?
15:33Hey, you know what, feel free to go check it yourself.
15:35Hey, yes, good idea!
15:36Maybe I should do that before he two wanders off down the damn street!
15:39Okay, you know what? I'm sick.
15:40Just, all right, all right.
15:42Just...
15:43The one downstairs, tell me about him.
15:47Oh, come on, anything, something.
15:49Start with his name, at least.
15:50Crazy Eight.
15:52Crazy Eight, what the hell does that even mean?
15:54I don't know, man, okay?
15:56It means, like, like, Crazy Eight, okay?
15:58I don't know.
15:59So, you work with him regularly?
16:02No, not him so much.
16:04His cousin, mainly.
16:06Who's his cousin?
16:07The guy out in the RV.
16:09All right, all right, all right.
16:10Crazy Eight's one level higher.
16:13One level higher?
16:15Yeah, you know, not like street level.
16:17Higher.
16:18You know how there's, like, a Starbucks on every corner?
16:22Crazy Eight is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans.
16:25Okay, so he's a distributor.
16:29Okay, so is he...
16:31I mean, is he...
16:33In other words, what is his reputation for violence?
16:39Well, um, he did try to kill us both yesterday, so there's that.
16:43Look, what I'm trying to say is that he's a distributor, right?
16:47He's a...
16:47He's a businessman.
16:49He's a man of business.
16:50It would therefore seem to follow that he is capable of acting out of mutual self-interest.
16:55Yes?
16:57What?
16:58Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?
17:04I mean, what kind of reason?
17:06You mean, like, dear Crazy Eight, hey, listen, if I let you go, will you promise not to come back
17:09and waste my entire family?
17:11No Colombian neckties?
17:12You mean that kind of reason?
17:13Nah, man, I can't say as I have high fucking hopes where that's concerned.
17:23What was that?
17:26What was that?
17:33What?
17:35We didn't tie him up.
17:37Why the hell do we tie him up?
17:38Oh, God.
17:40Yeah, because he was alcohol.
17:41Yeah, but what if he's faking it?
17:44You know, like, if it was me, I'd be up faking being knocked out, yo.
17:48And then, when the coast is clear, I'd be up looking for weapons and shit, waiting to bounce.
18:10No, see, now if it was me, and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon, I would just lie back
18:23down.
18:24And find my time.
19:20So now, what do we do?
19:26You keep asking me that, like you think I have some answer.
19:34Well, you gotta do something.
19:36Don't we?
19:37We have got to do something, and I am open to suggestions.
19:40Man, uh, okay, this whole thing was your deal.
19:42Don't you dare put that on me.
19:45You brought those guys out there.
19:47This is your responsibility.
19:48Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth.
19:51Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook Crystal?
19:54Please.
19:55I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV.
20:06What about the, uh, the phosphate gas?
20:09The phosphine gas?
20:11What about it?
20:12I mean, do you think it still might kill him?
20:15You know, with like a delayed reaction or something?
20:20I-I don't know.
20:21You're supposed to be a scientist!
20:23Look!
20:24This isn't even the issue that demands immediate attention.
20:28We have got a body in that RV, and it's getting warmer outside.
20:33Understand?
20:33And we have got to do something about that soon.
20:37And in a way that no one will ever find it.
20:40Now that-that last part is very, very important.
20:45Therefore, uh, it seems to me that our best course of action
20:51would be chemical disincorporation.
20:59Dissolving in strong acid.
21:08Oh man, that's messed up.
21:12You're not-you're not serious.
21:17You serious?
21:23Uh, God.
21:26Well, who's gonna do that?
21:28And don't look at me!
21:33I guess we'll both do it together.
21:35No, Mr. White, okay? I'm not-I'm not good with dead bodies.
21:39Look, we are in this 50-50.
21:42Okay?
21:46I guess the only other fair way to go about this would be that one of us deals with the
21:54body situation, while the other one of us deals with the crazy eight situation.
22:10In a scenario like this, I don't suppose it is bad form to just flip a coin.
22:26Heads or tails?
22:27No, I'll-I'll do the-the body and the acid, okay?
22:30Heads or tails?
22:42Heads. Heads.
23:00Heads.
23:01That's two out of three.
23:21Yo, yo, yo. One, four, eight. Three to the three to the six to the nine. Representing the ABQ. What
23:27up, biatch? Leave it at the tone.
23:31Hey, Mr. White, it's me. Pick up.
23:34I got a container question.
23:38Hello, Mr. White. Pick up the phone, man.
23:41Yes?
23:42Yo, what kind of plastic, man?
23:45Polyethylene.
23:48Well, how the hell am I supposed to know that?
23:49Because I told you. Look, just look at the bottom for a triangle stamped L-D-P-E.
24:00Should be molded right into the plastic.
24:03Yeah, yeah, yeah. L-D-P-E. Right on. Got it.
24:06I don't know, man. This feels kind of flimsy.
24:10Any decent acid's gonna eat right through this.
24:13Not hydrofluoric.
24:14Why not?
24:17Look, you skipped, plowned around, or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave.
24:25As far as I'm concerned, your chemistry education is over.
24:29Oh, okay. Be a dick about it.
24:34So, hey, have you, um, you done the thing?
24:44Yeah, I'm, I'm working up to it.
24:51You know what? I bet he doesn't even wake up.
24:56Not even if you took him to the hospital right now.
25:00You know, if it was me, I would just try and think of it like I was...
25:04I was doing him a favor.
25:06...
27:24I'm gonna frickin' play against music!
27:30I see you.
27:36What you gonna do?
27:39Hey.
27:42Hey!
27:48Hey!
27:50Any water?
27:54Hey, hello?
27:57We need some water, won't you?
28:01Please?
28:22What?
28:42It's okay.
28:45No!
28:54Oh, my God.
29:17You don't like the crust?
29:31Where's my cousin Emilio?
29:38He dead?
30:03Oh, my God.
30:31Oh, my God.
30:34Oh, my God.
30:56Oh, my God.
30:59Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:18Oh, my God.
31:36Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:48Wait a minute.
31:49Is that my weed?
31:52What the hell, man?
31:54Make yourself at home, why don't you?
31:56That's true.
32:00So, what did you end up buying?
32:03Nothing.
32:05No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body.
32:10I suppose you could buy two bins and legs in one, I suppose you could buy two bins and legs
32:21in one, and torso in the other?
32:21Oh, God, I don't suppose you could kiss my ass, so, uh, how'd it go?
32:48You didn't do it?
32:50You didn't do it?
32:51Not yet.
32:53Oh, God.
32:55Oh, God.
32:57Oh, God.
32:59I gotta go.
33:00Hey, hey.
33:00What?
33:01No, no, no.
33:01Come back here.
33:03Sorry.
33:04I'll do it tomorrow.
33:04I promise.
33:06Tomorrow?
33:07I've got a doctor's appointment.
33:08I gotta go.
33:09Look, stay away from him.
33:11He's awake.
33:15Hey, man.
33:16We flipped a coin.
33:19We flipped a coin.
33:21We flipped a coin.
33:27We're good.
33:30We're very good.
33:32We're excellent, I'd say.
33:37Oh, would you look at that face.
33:41Smile, Peanut.
33:46So, who's up for knowing?
33:52I missed it.
33:57Girl.
33:59Girl.
34:00You sure?
34:01Pretty sure.
34:04Oh, God, can I tell you that's exactly what I was hoping?
34:11Yeah?
34:11Yeah.
34:12You remember you said that when she's 16 and starts dating.
34:17Looking fabulous.
34:19Let me see if they're done with the blood sugar, then we'll get you out of here.
34:22I'll be right back.
34:40Okay.
34:51Who is Jesse Pinkman?
35:00Just he?
35:02Jesse Pinkman.
35:06He called just this morning.
35:08Walt, please don't deny it.
35:11It says on his My Shout page he attended when.
35:15Was he one of your students?
35:17Yeah.
35:20Nobody.
35:23Who is he to you?
35:25Why is he calling?
35:27What is this big secret you seem to be discussing
35:29with some druggie burnout?
35:35You don't come home last night until 2 in the morning.
35:39You don't tell me where you've been.
35:41You spent the entire night in the bathroom, Walt.
35:45Tell me what's going on with you.
35:48Don't you think you owe me that?
35:54Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?
36:01He sells me pot.
36:06He sells you pot.
36:10Marijuana, yeah.
36:12Not a lot.
36:13I mean, I don't know.
36:17I kind of like it.
36:20Are you out of your mind?
36:23What are you, like 16 years old?
36:25Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
36:28What is wrong with you?
36:32Look, Skylar.
36:38I just haven't quite been myself lately.
36:42Yeah, no shit.
36:45Thanks for noticing.
36:46I haven't been myself lately, but I love you.
36:50Nothing about that has changed.
36:53Nothing ever will.
36:56So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass.
37:06Can you do that?
37:09Will you do that for me, honey?
37:11Will you please, just once, get off my ass?
37:17You know, I'd appreciate it.
37:21I really would.
37:43Stop.
37:46Stop.
37:56Stop in 15 minutes.
38:26You're face is too sharp.
38:34Powder!
38:35Powder!
38:36Take a powder, go on.
38:49It's just me, this all, just a bunch of me.
38:52Just...
38:59Oh, Jesus.
39:01Damn.
39:03Hold on, hold on, hold on.
39:05It's cool, it's cool.
39:07You're all good, you're all...
39:09You're all good.
39:11And the hood is fine.
39:13Just a bunch of meat, come on.
39:15I just got it.
39:39Excuse me.
39:41Excuse me?
39:43You?
39:44Yes, you.
39:45Yo, may I talk to you?
39:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is private property.
39:53Just a minute, I want to talk to you.
39:54No, no, not interested, come on.
39:56Hey, don't touch me.
39:57Do not touch me.
40:00All right, all right, look, not touching, okay?
40:01Not touching here.
40:02Look, lady, whatever you're selling, I ain't buying, yo.
40:05Well, my name is Skylar White-Yo.
40:08My husband is Walter White-Yo.
40:12Uh-huh.
40:13He told me everything.
40:15Seriously?
40:16That's right.
40:18And just so you know,
40:21my brother-in-law is a DEA agent,
40:25and I will not hesitate to call him.
40:27Not if I have to.
40:29Understood?
40:31This is your one and only warning.
40:35Do not sell marijuana to my husband.
40:41Okay.
40:42I mean it.
40:43Don't call our house again.
40:45You stay away from him,
40:46or you will be one sorry individual.
40:51You get me?
40:53I, uh, think so, yeah.
40:55Um, no more marijuana.
40:57Mm-hmm.
40:58I can, I can dig it.
41:00You can dig it.
41:02Wonderful.
41:13Not that it's any of my business,
41:15but you might want to consider
41:17a different line of work.
41:20Okay.
41:43And um,
41:45uh,
41:47um,
41:48uh.
41:54Uh,
41:57uh,
41:59uh,
41:59uh,
42:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to your house, you know.
42:20It's perfect sense. Let's, uh, let's completely screw up your house so you never want to spend another night in
42:28there.
42:28Sure, you know, why not?
42:36You know, I was about to send over my psycho bitch wife to, uh, you know, break your balls and
42:42threaten you.
42:43God, that would be hilarious. Now and then, you know, the killer in the basement?
42:47The one who's completely my responsibility? Hell, let's just let him live down there.
42:54Just, I don't know, make sure to feed him, like, three times a day.
43:02Sure, it's been really amazing. Thank you so much for the opportunity.
43:07I was gripped about, I don't know, melting bodies.
43:34You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?
43:40What?
43:41You said you were just doing some ride-along.
43:43Yes or no? Do you have a brother in the DEA?
43:47He's a brother-in-law.
43:49Oh. Well, there's a lot off my mind.
43:52Where did you hear that?
43:53Your freaking wife told me when she was here all over my shit.
43:57Yeah, that's right.
43:59She almost caught me moving, Emilio.
44:02Good job on wearing the pants in the family.
44:05And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?
44:10Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting that I cooked crystal meth than killed a man.
44:25Is that what I think it is?
44:27Yeah. Yeah, it is. I smoked a ball, so what?
44:29My house, my rules.
44:31Hey, no, no, no. Don't give me that, okay?
44:33I held up my end.
44:34I already took care of Emilio.
44:36You're still diddling around trying to get your nut up.
44:39Oh, well, boo-hoo.
44:40I have the truly awful job here.
44:43Oh, you wanna talk awful? You wanna go there?
44:45Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a fight of stairs.
44:49I barely got him in the bathtub.
44:52Bathtub, Wood?
44:54What do you mean, bathtub?
44:55You know, that's another thing.
44:56Why you got me running around town trying to find some stupid piece of plastic
45:00when I have a perfectly good tub I can use?
45:06Oh, God.
45:10Hey!
45:10Hey!
46:06I'm sorry, what were you asking me?
46:08Oh, yes.
46:10That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy.
46:14You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic.
46:18It will, however, dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic.
46:24So there's that.
46:40Behind the house, the ground has opened up, and it's so deep a hole.
46:50Okay.
46:52Not so simple to vård and an draußen the fire rap besides.
46:57It's amazing.
46:59Great popcorn.
47:00I'm a dentist.
47:00Here's an elephant.
47:01Alwaysенно on.volleyes.
47:06We sometimes stand and linger at the edge
47:12We like to dare each other
47:15How close we can get
47:19And there's a path we can make
47:22If one should fall, the other follows him
47:48I, I, the ground is open there
48:05I, I, the ground is open there
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