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Follow Eli Moskowitz’s transformation into Hawk in Cobra Kai, martial arts and drama included.
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00:00My son is getting bullied every day.
00:03Yeah, they call him names.
00:05Freak. Loser. Shit-lip.
00:08It's not right.
00:10You have to do something about this.
00:15You realize what you've done?
00:17The school needed to know that this behavior should not be tolerated.
00:20But you get it? They're never gonna stop making fun of me because I'm a loser.
00:24That's not true.
00:26Wake up, Mom!
00:28I'm a freak!
00:29I'm never gonna have any other friends besides Dimitri.
00:32I'm never gonna get a girlfriend.
00:33I'm never gonna be anything other than a kid with a weird lip!
00:39Cyberbullying is no laughing matter.
00:41Sending a cruel message to someone online
00:44can be just as hurtful as saying it to their face.
00:48Now, I'm not gonna name names, but the other day,
00:50a mother called me up because her son was crying
00:53after some kids online made fun of his facial deformity.
00:57It's the kid right here!
01:00But today, our goal here is to make this school a safe space for all students.
01:06You know, if you're sick of getting bullied, my karate dog is looking for recruits.
01:09Yeah, right. You hear that, Eli?
01:11A little karate training, and you're gonna kick some major ass!
01:14I'm serious, Dimitri.
01:16Alright, my sensei's the real deal, and I'm sure I could get you both discounts.
01:18As enticing as that sounds, I think we'd rather spend our afternoons playing crucible control
01:23than getting hit in the face.
01:25Why don't I let you talk me into this?
01:27This goes against everything I stand for.
01:30It's like extra gym class for no reason.
01:33Let's just give it a chance.
01:35You saw the fight.
01:36We all kicked ass.
01:38Quiet!
01:40Face front!
01:42Okay, everybody fall in!
01:45Where's everyone?
01:47Crater face.
01:49Nose ring.
01:50Slingshot.
01:51They quit, sensei.
01:52That was a test.
01:53I wanted to see who the quitters are, not you guys.
01:56You're in it to win it.
01:57Look, even Lip's tougher than those guys.
01:59He's no quitter.
02:00Could you please not call me that?
02:01Excuse me, what?
02:02I said, could you please not call me that?
02:04Um, I'll warm him up, sensei.
02:05No, no, no.
02:05Lip has something he wants to say.
02:07Sorry, speak up, Lip.
02:09Or is your tongue messed up too?
02:10Are you one of those challenged kids?
02:11The doctor said I could be on the spectrum.
02:13I don't know what that is, but get off it pronto.
02:15All right?
02:16If you don't want me to call you Lip, then don't have a weird lip.
02:19Can't you get surgery for that?
02:20I was born with a cleft lip.
02:21This is the scar from the surgery.
02:23You mean it was worse before that?
02:24Or did the doctor just screw?
02:25Because if this is the after photo, then that sucks, man.
02:28You should sue.
02:29Can we just please change the topic?
02:30You don't think I want to?
02:31It's tough when it's right in front of me.
02:33If you want to be something other than a nerd with a scar on his lip, then you gotta flip
02:36the script, okay?
02:38Like get a face tattoo or gouge your eye out.
02:40No, don't do that one.
02:41You'll still look like a freak.
02:44Oh, great.
02:45Really?
02:45Another quitter?
02:49Three more absences, Sensei.
02:51Bunch of pussies.
02:53Since you joined Cobra Kai, I have been hard on you.
02:57If you can't handle someone making fun of you, how are you going to handle an elbow to the teeth?
03:00I've called you names.
03:01I see a fat kid with a funny hat with his tits popping out.
03:03I've humiliated you.
03:05Some of you I've hit.
03:08And for that...
03:09Why should I be scared of him?
03:10Because he's got a snake on his wall?
03:12I don't apologize.
03:14Cobra Kai is about strength.
03:16If you're not strong on the inside, you can't be strong on the outside.
03:20Point is, I wasn't always the badass sensei I am today.
03:23Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin to find my true power.
03:26And you guys will too.
03:28Welcome to Cobra Kai.
03:30Eli, what happened?
03:33I'm flipping the script.
03:35Wait, are you the kid with the lip?
03:37Nice cut, bro.
03:40You see that?
03:42Doesn't matter if you're a loser or a nerd or a freak.
03:47All that matters is that you become badass.
03:53Hawk, fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?
03:56No sensei.
03:59Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?
04:02No sensei.
04:03Class, are you ready to learn the way of the fist?
04:07Yes sensei!
04:09Move those feet!
04:11Go, go, go!
04:12Your enemies are all around you.
04:14Destroy them.
04:17Now, fighting positions.
04:23Stabilize your base, Hawk.
04:25You guys hungry?
04:26Yes sensei!
04:28Yes sensei!
04:28Yes sensei!
04:28And so are they.
04:30Yes sensei!
04:31Hi!
04:33Oh shit!
04:34Run!
04:36Don't be afraid, they smell fear!
04:44I need someone romantic, but not too romantic.
04:47You can take her to get tattoos.
04:50What?
04:50I know a guy just hooked me up with this bad boy.
04:55Oh shit!
04:56That is badass!
04:58Right?
04:58Fourteen hours in the chair.
05:02Wait, are your parents okay with that?
05:04Oh, they have no idea.
05:06Definitely gonna have to wear a t-shirt until college.
05:08Probably longer.
05:09Please don't tell them.
05:11All right, be sure to stock up good.
05:13I'm inviting everyone.
05:15VIP only my ass.
05:17I still don't understand how we're gonna buy alcohol.
05:20Oh please, never underestimate the power of the Hawk.
05:27Sup?
05:29Oh, did you catch a game last night?
05:31See Puig with the walk-off?
05:32Nah man, but I heard he flipped the bat to the moon.
05:34Yeah, I was at the bar last night with my buddies from work.
05:37The whole place went wild.
05:38So uh, how much are you gonna cost?
05:41Well, gotta check your ID first.
05:43Ha!
05:44I'm flattered.
05:47Do you really think I'm underage?
05:49It's my freaking kid right there.
05:52Yeah, I still need to see it.
05:54It's required by law.
05:55Oh yeah, for sure.
05:57Just upholding the law.
05:58It's all good.
06:03Whatever.
06:07And uh, how about eight bottles of that vodka right there?
06:11Yeah.
06:18Come here!
06:24I don't get it.
06:27You shave half your hair, get a tattoo, and just like that everything changes.
06:32All right, let me let you in a little secret.
06:34It's not just the haircut or the back tattoo.
06:37It's the way of life, man.
06:38You just gotta feel the energy and just live in the moment, you know?
06:43That is the most McConaughey thing I've ever heard.
06:47You've all learned to strike first.
06:49I haven't taught you the third rule of Cobra Kai.
06:51No mercy.
06:53Life shows no mercy.
06:55So neither do we.
06:57We do whatever it takes to keep our heads above water.
07:00We do whatever it takes to keep moving forward.
07:03We do whatever it takes to win!
07:06You're Cobra Kai.
07:08Cobra Kai!
07:10Yeah!
07:11All right, guys.
07:12Let's get down there and kick the shit out of everybody.
07:24And we win!
07:26And we win!
07:28We win!
07:31Yay!
07:32Yay!
07:33Yay!
07:33Dang, he is so hot.
07:34Yay!
07:35Yay!
07:37I cannot believe this actually works.
07:40Hawks vs. King!
07:45Is something wrong, sensei?
07:47No.
07:49Show them what you got.
07:56Prepare to face the fury of the hawk.
07:58You can't face me. Bow.
08:01Face each other.
08:03Ready? And fight!
08:13One point, hawk!
08:21Ready? And fight!
08:31Stop! Yeah! There you go, Robbie.
08:34Hawks, that was sick!
08:35That was great, huh?
08:36One point, King!
08:38That was a lucky point.
08:40It's gonna be your last.
08:41Why?
08:43Leaving early to fix that stupid haircut?
08:48Hey!
08:49Hey, stop!
08:50Come back here!
08:51Hey!
08:51What the hell is that?
08:53That's enough!
08:53Illegal contact!
08:54You're disqualified!
08:56Bullshit!
08:57Are you okay?
08:57Get the hell away from me!
08:59Hey!
08:59Back on your side.
09:02What the hell are you thinking, man?
09:03Was I supposed to give you a pussy?
09:09It was supposed to be a round of drinks, but the waitress was not feeling Hawk's fake ID.
09:14Hey, don't talk about that.
09:16My parents follow you.
09:17Anyways, until next time, no mercy, bitches.
09:20I gotta say, it's nice to be at a victory party.
09:23Yeah, except you had nothing to do with the victory.
09:26Demetrian Eli, binary brothers.
09:31Pull it with the nerd shit, huh?
09:36Looks like we got some new students.
09:38Fresh fish.
09:39Hey.
09:40Mouth breathe, just move it.
09:41Sorry about that.
09:42I'll get the door.
09:44So you guys wanna be Cobra Kai's, huh?
09:48Get a long road ahead.
09:50Must have been a rager, sensei.
09:51Yeah, are you celebrating all weekend?
09:53Celebrating what?
09:54My students are a bunch of pussies.
09:58Did you attack your opponent when his back was turned?
10:00Yes, sensei.
10:03Diaz, did you purposely attack your opponent's injury?
10:06Yes, sensei.
10:07You think that makes you badass?
10:10I don't know.
10:11Cobra Kai is about being badass.
10:13And the baddest badass is the one who beats his opponent when he's at his strongest.
10:17We're fighting dirty.
10:18Do I have a treat for you?
10:21Please, direct your attention to the LaRusso auto booth for a presentation from Miyagi-Do.
10:27Cobra Kai!
10:28Cobra Kai!
10:29Cobra Kai!
10:30Cobra Kai!
10:31Cobra Kai!
10:33Cobra Kai!
10:33Cobra!
10:34Show them what real karate looks like!
10:40Noise!
10:44Cobra Kai!
10:45Cobra Kai!
10:46Cobra Kai!
10:50Who's that?
10:51I don't know.
10:53You gotta understand that Mogadishu in the 90s was a hellhole.
10:57How many warlords did you kill?
10:59You keep track of every hand you stomped out.
11:01Badass.
11:03Rwanda was no joke.
11:05Everybody fall in!
11:08In neat rows and lines.
11:11Sensei Kreece, you wanna take this one?
11:12Certainly, Sensei Lawrence.
11:15The key to this move is making your enemy think you are retreating.
11:18But just as they let their guard down, that's when you strike the hardest.
11:24So you got pushed around.
11:25So what?
11:26Get over it.
11:27That's a year in prison and a $10,000 fine.
11:30Stop being such a bitch, Dimitri.
11:33Snitches get stitches.
11:35I have stitches!
11:37I've got several stitches!
11:39Don't do anything stupid.
11:40You'll regret it.
11:41That push Dimitri couldn't handle training with Mr. Kreese?
11:44He's not Cobra Kai material.
11:50Did you get that from me?
11:52Maybe.
11:55Something you should see.
11:58Very unprofessional sensei.
12:01Facility in Needham a major facelift.
12:04Who the hell does this guy think he is?
12:07Still can't wait to read that new issue, huh?
12:09Nice hair.
12:09What is this, your Red Hulk phase?
12:12I saw your Yelp review.
12:14Take it down.
12:15You think I'm afraid of you?
12:17I know who you really are.
12:19Eli!
12:20Leave me alone, okay?
12:25Great.
12:26Gang assault.
12:27Take it down.
12:28Or we take you down.
12:31Get him!
12:32Shit.
12:34You could have joined Cobra Kai if you weren't such a pussy.
12:37At least I'm not an asshole!
12:41You're dead meat.
12:45Get back.
12:46You guys need to back off.
12:48Five against three?
12:49More like two and a half.
12:52No!
12:57No!
12:58Dimitri, look out!
12:59Look out!
13:00No, no, no!
13:11You beat up Dimitri over a Yelp review?
13:13What the hell were you even thinking?
13:15He's your friend.
13:16He's a fucking nerd.
13:18And he'll always be a nerd.
13:20I like this.
13:22And I like these.
13:23But I'm not dating a bully.
13:30But I'm not dating a bully.
13:32To get into a fight?
13:36With Miyagi-Do.
13:39We lost.
13:40The fight is only over when you say it is.
13:52Let's finish the fight.
14:03Nice work, Dears.
14:05Bow.
14:05Go again.
14:07What the hell do you think you're doing?
14:09Like you don't know.
14:10Take your shoes off the mat.
14:12You're disrespecting my dojo.
14:13You're seriously gonna talk to me about disrespecting dojos after what you just did to mine?
14:18I don't tell you to talk about it.
14:19I didn't do anything to your dojo.
14:20A sensei mentors.
14:22A sensei elevates.
14:23He doesn't teach destruction and disrespect.
14:26You don't earn a medal of honor by stealing it.
14:29I think I should tell sensei Lawrence that I did it.
14:32Say nothing.
14:35I'll handle it.
14:37Welcome to Coyote Creek.
14:40The goal is to capture as many headbands as possible from the other side.
14:46Makes five kills.
14:48Guess I earned my Medal of Honor.
14:50So you're the one that trashed Miyagi-Do.
14:52I had to put them in their place.
14:54So that means you had to trash their dojo and steal the Medal of Honor?
14:56You want the medal so bad?
14:58Come and take it.
15:11Finish him.
15:20You know the best way to win a girl back?
15:22Make her want what she can't have.
15:25Watch and learn.
15:27I like your hair.
15:29Thanks.
15:30I like yours too.
15:31It's spiky.
15:32Everybody wants to touch it.
15:34I always say no, but you can touch it if you want.
15:36I'm Piper!
15:41Sorry, this is Piper.
15:44My girlfriend.
15:45I give up, man.
15:46She's moved on.
15:48Defeat does not exist.
15:49There's that winning attitude that pushed her away in the first place.
15:52I think you need a healthy dose of...
15:54inner peace.
15:57Yeah?
16:02That's what I thought.
16:04Still a pussy.
16:05I'm Piper.
16:09Excuse me.
16:10I'd like to make a toast...
16:12To Eli Moskowitz.
16:16You know who he is now?
16:17A real zero.
16:19Zero
16:22Have any of you heard of sleep and your recess
16:27Don't
16:28That is the medical term of course in the King's English. It's good old-fashioned bedwetting
16:38You're a corpse hey don't touch him
16:42Oh
16:46Me three you got much. I'll see you in school
16:51Here you kiss Sam nice
16:55Nice
16:56You shouldn't have done that story
16:58Why limit yourself to one chick?
17:02Hey, man, just want to say I went to bed till I was 13
17:07There's something to be ashamed of
17:09Get the hell out of my face
17:13What's that guys problem you kiss Miguel
17:40You have to do something, Mr. Palmer
17:46Break it up
17:51Screw this
17:52Now pay me
17:53Quit
17:56Not again
18:08No more feelings?
18:10No more feelings?
18:24Students
18:25Your students
18:27You let them down when they needed you the most
18:29Miguel is in the hospital because of you
18:31He showed mercy to Robbie Keane because of you
18:34If he dies
18:35That's on you
18:36I told you not to show weakness
18:39I founded Cobra Kai
18:41You want Cobra Kai
18:45It's yours
18:47What's going?
18:48This is a year
18:49Day one round two
18:50Let's get it boys
18:52I mean everything's to scale
18:54This meticulously assembled model represents the exact moment before the asteroid hit the
18:59Oh
19:05Sorry man
19:06Looks like my ball just got away from me
19:08It took me three weeks to build
19:10It took my ball three seconds to destroy
19:15Another week another pissing contest
19:17Although I shouldn't be surprised since you love pissing so much
19:20You landed one kick
19:23You got lucky
19:24Better back off or you won't be lucky
19:28Yeah like you'll start anything princess
19:29Actually why don't you go sleep around with someone new and break his heart
19:34What's going on here Ms. LaRusso?
19:36Did she enter your personal bubble without your verbal consent?
19:39Yeah she definitely triggered me in my safe space
19:41What are you talking about? He started by destroying my science project
19:45I don't want excuses
19:46I just want you all to respect each other
19:48She's right guys we should stop the aggression
19:50Micro and macro
19:51Oh give me a break
19:53Hey consider this a warning Ms. LaRusso
19:56And get these Legos off the ground someone could get hurt
19:59For you pansies, no space is safe
20:12Man you had a good thing going with the hottest girl in school
20:15And you ruined it
20:20Fight smart
20:32You know what everyone to the principal's office now
20:37Caldwell, Johnson, Rick and Berger, the three of you and Eli are free to go
20:42Unbelievable
20:43You gotta be kidding me
20:44What about us?
20:45The rest of you will be receiving rehabilitative not punitive Saturday detention
20:49Detention?
20:50This is bullshit
20:51Ms. LaRusso
20:53That is not how we express ourselves here
21:04I can't
21:08It's okay
21:10I understand
21:11Who else objects?
21:13You're off the team
21:15Get out!
21:16What?
21:18I said out
21:22Get!
21:22Are you sad to see your little friends go?
21:26No sensei
21:28Is this the right time to make cuts?
21:30This is addition by subtraction
21:33A true cobra feels no sympathy for its meals
21:37Do you have a problem with that?
21:39No sensei
21:40Good
21:41With Miyagi-Do shutting down we might be able to get some new recruits
21:44But we will
21:46In due time
21:48But first we're going to need to strengthen our core
21:51With Diaz out we're going to need a new champion
21:55Someone with no fear
21:58And no mercy
22:05Here you go
22:15They're literally using Miguel as their poster child
22:17It's not Miyagi-Do
22:18They think they can get away with that?
22:21They won't
22:32You picked the wrong side
22:33Hey give it back
22:35Hey!
22:38Nothing like a long day of charity
22:39We'll make sure Miguel knows this is from Cobra Kai
22:42I need to think about it
22:44Come on guys we all want to help pay for Miguel's surgery
22:46Hey!
22:47Oh you're going to pay alright
22:51Come back soon to golf and stuff
22:53Hey buddy!
22:55Hey prize wench
22:56What you guys want?
22:57To spend our hard earned tickets of course
22:59Why don't you be a good girl and grab us one of those bobbleheads?
23:05Go go go go go!
23:06Hey hey hey hey!
23:09Thanks Chris! Tell your mom I miss her!
23:11Yeah and tell her to stop calling me
23:16Oh!
23:17Nice!
23:19Brew time man!
23:20Sweet!
23:21It's for a warm one
23:23Who the hell wants a warm beer?
23:25You gonna bring an ice pack?
23:28What are you thinking?
23:31What the hell?
23:34What do you want?
23:36Payback!
23:42Fuck!
24:04There is no good
24:06There is no bad
24:08Only weak
24:09The strong
24:11A true Cobra feels no sympathy for it's peace
24:15It's time to show our strength
24:19If you do that
24:22I promise you
24:25You will be unstoppable
24:26Damn!
24:28Thanks
24:33This isn't over Luliso
24:41Man it was so sick
24:43Tory was just kicking ass
24:44I took care of Chris
24:45Oh and Hawk got that bait of Dimitri in an arm bar like Chris Jericho
24:49And just
24:51Cold blooded
24:52No mercy
24:54You know I didn't think you were actually gonna do it
24:58Yeah but they got what they deserve for what they did to Miguel
25:00Yeah but they got what they deserve for what they did to Miguel
25:07Look at this freak
25:07What kind of girl would ever kiss this shit?
25:11Class!
25:12Welcome our new students
25:17Sensei
25:17I don't think these guys are Cobra Kai material
25:19Weren't you the ones saying that we should get new recruits?
25:24Well yeah but
25:26Look I know some of these guys and they're
25:28Natural athletes
25:29Which is exactly what's been missing in our dojo
25:34Everyone fall in
25:36Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege
25:39It's not a gift
25:41Which is why our recruits must earn their position in this dojo
25:47Prepare yourselves for combat
25:51Only the strong will survive
25:59Where are you going?
26:01To my spot
26:01You lost to an untrained fighter
26:03I told you only the strong will survive
26:08Sensei
26:09Last face has been loyal to the dojo
26:11I'm afraid he's not Cobra Kai material
26:17You see who?
26:18You!
26:19Big boy
26:20Oh yeah!
26:22Alright!
26:23Who's going down next?
26:24He's going
26:26He's mine
26:29Get him Lip
26:31Okay, alright
26:32See if I can fix that lippy or anything
26:39You!
26:50Choo!
26:50Alright class, I think we can call it a day
26:53Somebody pick him up
26:56Incoming
26:57Who's inside things, Ray?
26:59Ah, sorry!
27:01Party's full!
27:02Where am I supposed to sit?
27:03At the rejects table
27:04Over there
27:09Hey man
27:10I heard about what happened with Dimitri
27:13How could you do that?
27:14The other one just started the fight
27:15We finished it
27:16That's not what our sensei taught us
27:17He's not my sensei anymore
27:19After everything sensei launched it for you
27:21You betray him
27:21Hey guys!
27:22Check this guy out!
27:23Standing around with a dick in his hand
27:27So these are your friends now
27:34I screwed up
27:36And I'm sorry
27:38I made it about me
27:40I took the easy way out
27:42I gave up
27:46What happened here at this school
27:48It rocked me to my core
27:49Couldn't look myself in the eye
27:51Let alone face all of you
27:52You got soft
27:53And we paid the price
27:57You listen up
27:59When you came into my dojo
28:00You were softer than a baby's ass
28:02I made you what you are
28:04Not Kreese
28:06He doesn't give a shit about you
28:09About any of you
28:11So if you wanna keep whining about the past
28:13Like a bunch of pussies, fine
28:14We can play that game
28:16Or you could sack up
28:18And join my dojo
28:21Haven Hurst & Magnolia
28:22I'll be tomorrow at 4
28:26Sensei, look
28:28I told you
28:30I'm Cobra Kai for life
28:33I'm not here for a fight
28:34You're crazy if you think
28:36I'm ever teaming up with you again
28:37There's not gonna be another chance
28:38Good
28:40This is called the Cobra Strike
28:42It consists of two moves
28:44The lunge
28:45And the bite
28:46What the hell are you doing here?
28:47He's not one of us
28:48With the All Valley back on
28:50We need as much strength as we can get
28:52He's the enemy
28:53The enemy of your enemy
28:57Is your friend
28:59Someone took their sweet-ass time
29:01You invited him?
29:02I did
29:03What, you got a problem with that?
29:05Here you go, Kane
29:07I'm good
29:08What, you can't handle a sip of beer?
29:10Nah, I just don't need a drink to pretend to be cool
29:13That's funny
29:14Right?
29:15Let's get going
29:17There's some cameras over there
29:19The guard goes on break once every hour
29:20We have less than five minutes
29:28You got the snake pole?
29:29Oh shit
29:30I orchestrated this entire plan
29:32You didn't bring the one thing you were in charge of
29:34I forgot, okay?
29:35Just reach in and grab the snake
29:36Oh shit, we gotta go
29:38We failed the mission because of you
29:39He said we failed
29:41No way
29:41What?
29:43You got it?
29:44I'm real
29:44Hey, Kisa, that's your Cobra, man
29:47Hey, good shit, George
29:49We got it
29:50You're a dick
29:51Well done
29:53Now those are the qualities you need to be a champion
29:56Good job
29:57You're what Cobra Kai's been looking for
30:00Alliances are important
30:01For us and our enemy
30:03Because you better believe that they are making alliances too
30:06What alliances?
30:07Oh, you didn't hear
30:09Diaz and that LaRusso girl
30:12Yeah, they're working together
30:14Yeah, they helped save the Orvali
30:17They make a pretty good team
30:18Yeah
30:22Heard, what happened?
30:24Heard you were throwing a party
30:25I hope you don't mind if you crash
30:34I told you, only the strong will survive
30:36It's crazy, he's got in your head
30:38When you came into my dojo, you were softer than a baby's ass
30:41Never underestimate your enemy
30:43Hawk
30:43I made you what you are
30:44Not trees
30:45You guys give a shit about you
30:47You get into a fight?
30:48The enemy of your enemy is Fred
30:51The Dometrian Eli
30:53By any brothers
30:55Hey, yo, Hawk
30:56Free shot
31:11Look man, I'm sorry
31:13For all of it
31:15Do you want to help me win this thing?
31:17Yeah
31:18Yeah
31:33Guys, stop!
31:34Tori, the fight's over
31:37This will never be over, LaRusso
31:38You hear me?
31:39You know where to find me
31:42Traitors
31:44You better watch your back
31:48He won't have to
31:49He's got friends watching it for him
31:56Many of us used to be enemies
31:59But rivalries
32:00But rivalries
32:02Don't need to last forever
32:04The All-Valley Tournament
32:05Is just a few months away
32:08And this year
32:09The stakes are higher than they've ever been
32:12We know that Cobra Kai
32:13Is gonna use every dirty trick in the book
32:16There's only one way we're gonna be able to beat them
32:18By kicking their asses so hard
32:19They shit themselves
32:21You gotta take things to the next level
32:24They strike first, we'll pre-strike
32:26Okay, we're getting ahead of ourselves
32:28Let's just warm up with some simple exercises
32:30Fight!
32:39Oh shit
32:42You see, this is why we don't spar in here
32:45Alright, who's next?
32:49That's it
32:50Keep circling
32:51Hawk
32:53Since you're new to Eagle Fang, come on up
32:55Yes, Sensei
32:59What the heck?
33:01Today we're gonna practice our front sweeps
33:03On Hawk
33:05Alright
33:05I know I was a dick
33:07But I'm sorry
33:09Talk is cheap
33:10Who's next?
33:13Walking off
33:14I'm trying my best here
33:20You know, that's the sparring deck where Mr. Miyagi's great grandfather taught karate on the Okinawan waterfront
33:27Yo, be careful with that
33:29What, you think I'm gonna break it?
33:30You already broke a door
33:32And you stole Mr. Miyagi's metal
33:34And you beat the shit out of me
33:36Hey, look, I'm really sorry about all that
33:38Go back with your little eagle game
33:40You're not one of you
33:48Now this was always gonna be a disaster, wasn't it?
33:51Everything's a disaster with you
33:52What?
33:53Me?
33:53Hey, sir, can we talk?
33:55What?
33:56I don't know where I fit in here
33:57Well, what did you expect?
33:58You've burned bridges with pretty much everyone here
34:03Hey!
34:04Hey!
34:08What's up, Hawk?
34:09Hawk!
34:10Is that a sledgehammer?
34:14Hey!
34:15What are you doing?
34:16You were both right
34:18Talk is cheap
34:19So, I'm building a bridge
34:21Well, more specifically, an Okinawan sparring deck
34:26Eli's a design whiz
34:27Mr. Miyagi just used this area for extra storage
34:30But a new deck would mean a lot more room for training
34:32We're all gonna help build it
34:33Assuming our sensei's approved
34:35Sounds good to me
34:37Sounds awesome
34:38Ignition beta test and tweak the code to make it compatible with HEIC
34:41I love it when you talk nerdy
34:44You are both the first and my favorite person to say that
34:50I like the new hue
34:52Purple's the color of the crown chakra, you know
34:54Symbolizes enlightenment?
34:56Yeah, that's what I was going for, so
35:01Specifically, this one
35:02Later guys
35:07Alright, no offense
35:08But I have no idea how you pulled that off
35:11Neither do I
35:12I guess I was just myself
35:15Somehow that worked
35:16What about you and Moon, huh?
35:18Did I detect a note of, uh, rapprochement in the air?
35:21Uh, we're just getting used to being friends again
35:23Besides, she has a girlfriend, so
35:25You mean Piper?
35:26Oh no, that's over
35:27They broke up weeks ago
35:28What?
35:30Luis?
35:37Hey Rico, you good?
35:39Tattoo shops closed for the day
35:42Hey
35:45Oh no, we think you're going
35:53Oh no, we think you're going
35:58You weren't that hard to find a little bitch
36:02You assholes just ignoring the no fighting rules
36:08Well, we're not here to fight
36:10Well, we're not here to fight
36:17Don't you guys have another phone?
36:19Hawk?
36:22Shit, Eli, what happened?
36:34Who did this?
36:36Cobra Kai
36:38Kreese and Silver did this
36:39They need to pay
36:42You can't quit
36:44I ruined my reputation
36:45I talked to big game
36:46And then just proved I was an asshole
36:48To Moon, to Miguel
36:49And especially you
36:51Got what I deserved
36:52I forgave you
36:54Remember?
36:54I mean, I was perfectly happy
36:56Playing Dungeon Lord after school
36:58But you put me in a situation
36:59Where I had to join a dojo
37:01And you know what?
37:02It was the best thing
37:04That ever happened to me
37:05I got stronger
37:07Gained confidence
37:08Got the girl of my dreams
37:12Excuse me
37:14I thought you said you deleted these
37:15Oh, I said a lot of things
37:16Which tends to be a polarizing attribute of mine
37:28Dude, why are you showing me these?
37:30Because this is who you are
37:32A loser?
37:33My best friend
37:36I know you think that that Mohawk defined who you are
37:40But it didn't
37:42Not to me
37:45Eli
37:46Hawk
37:47Hell, call yourself Cornelius for light care
37:49None of that changes the fact that you're my binary brother
37:54Whether you're number one
37:56Or zero
38:05Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
38:14Damn it!
38:14No, no, that was great.
38:16That kick was awesome.
38:18All right, you just have to be careful that you don't expose you.
38:23Well, look who decided to come back.
38:27It's good to see you, Eli.
38:30Or is it Hawk?
38:32Doesn't matter.
38:33I'm just here to do what I can to help out the team.
38:36That's good.
38:38The more help, the better.
38:40But first, you need a gi.
38:44Good to have you back, man.
38:46Welcome back, man.
38:47Enjoy the fight.
38:49Your little friend's lucky you didn't have to face Cobra Kai.
38:52Can't say the same for you, though.
38:54Lip.
38:59Ignore him.
39:00He's always been a bully, but that's not who you are.
39:04I don't know who I am these days.
39:06You're not defined by your haircut, you know.
39:09Liked you for your energy, your confidence.
39:11Yeah, well, I lost my confidence.
39:15Eli.
39:23Next up in the quarterfinals, it's Kyla Park of Cobra Kai versus Eli Moskowitz of the Aguedo.
39:31It looks like you've got a fight to win.
39:38Is everything good?
39:39Never better.
39:42I know who I am now.
39:43Who's that?
39:45You guys are gonna win this whole fucking thing.
39:47The next of the day.
39:53Look at this.
39:55Point.
39:58Point.
40:00Winner.
40:02Well, you won.
40:04Eli Moskowitz, who advances to the final…
40:09He will face Robbie key on each other next
40:27He knows all my moves he traded me I get away longer than me and you
40:31Wearing Cobra Kai longer than him you each know each other's karate better than anyone put him on defense
40:50Yeah
40:53For one one
41:06Oh
41:07No point continue
41:15Unbelievable these two amazing competitors have reached their three-minute time limit in a one-one time
41:23Which means their championship match will be decided by sudden death overtime
41:29Let's go
41:31It was incredible
41:33Any advice on the last point?
41:35Give him all you got
41:50One point wins
41:52Good luck gentlemen
41:53Ready?
41:56And fight!
42:13No point
42:14Go!
42:14Go!
42:18Go!
42:22No!
42:22No point!
42:26Please!ум!
42:27Go!
42:27Go!
42:27Come on!
42:33Point! Winner!
42:41Your boy's champion, Eli Umasco wins!
42:57You
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