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00:00Thank you very much. Thank you. Welcome. It was very nice. You guys, it's great to be
00:19here. Thank you very much. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Please, please relax. We have
00:40so much to get to and so little time together. That's very kind. We are coming to you from
00:47the Howard Gilman Opera House at BAM in Brooklyn, New York tonight. All my classmates from PS236
00:58in Mill Basin. All my family and friends from the neighborhood who are here tonight. It's
01:05really very special walking around showing my kids all my favorite childhood spots like
01:11the Panda Express on Ford Street, the Panda Express on Fulton, the Zara in King's Plaza.
01:18So many beautiful memories and so much beautiful weather we've had this week. You wouldn't
01:23know it's October. And not only wouldn't you know it's October, the new month came as a
01:28shock to almost all our nation's local newscasters. Man, it's hard to believe it's October. Hard
01:34to believe that it's October. Hard to believe it's October. Hard to believe it's October. Hard
01:39to believe it's October. Hard to believe October. Hard to believe October. Hard to believe October. Hard
01:44to believe October. That's hard to believe. Yeah. Hard to believe it's already October. October
01:47already. Can you believe it? October already. Can you believe it? October. Yeah. Can you believe it? October. Can
01:53you believe it? October. Can you believe it? Can you believe it? It is October. Can you believe it? It is October. Can
01:57Can you believe it's October?
01:59Can you believe it's October?
02:01Can you believe it's October?
02:03October's here, can you believe it?
02:05Uh, no.
02:06I can't believe it's October.
02:07Do not clip me, Jimmy, whoever you are.
02:12It's Guillermo, but, you know, I get that a lot.
02:14Guillermo, are you...
02:16Oh wait, where's Guillermo? Guillermo!
02:27Guillermo!
02:30Guillermo!
02:31Guillermo!
02:42I love you!
02:43I love you!
02:54You even make the pigeon noise. I had no idea you're such a talented impressionist.
03:03Do you do other animal sounds or is that the only one?
03:09What animal was that?
03:11It was a Mexican chicken.
03:12Okay.
03:14I think I smelled tequila on your beak. Is that possible?
03:18That's 100% true, yes.
03:21Well, I have some bad news. Our government is now officially shut down because we don't have funding to pay the federal workers.
03:31Trump really is running the country like it's one of his businesses. He said he would.
03:36Just to give you some perspective, the government being shut down is even worse than when it's up and running.
03:41Republicans would like you to believe that Democrats shut the government down, but the bill they wanted the Democrats to sign would knock out about 15 million Americans from health insurance.
03:51If this bill passes, your health insurance premiums could go up 75%. So there was no way the Democrats could vote for it. It's like going to dinner and the waiter says, you must order lasagna. The chef made it today.
04:05And a bunch of you are going to get food poisoning from it. But if you don't eat it, you've ruined the meal. That's the Garfield version of what's going on right now.
04:16There is some silver lining to the shutdown. According to their official website, during the shutdown, our friends at the FCC will cease their response to consumer complaint and inquiry phone lines.
04:28Which, I'm not a lawyer, but I think means we can now say whatever we want on TV. Right?
04:38Maybe.
04:40There's nobody to take the complaint.
04:44Garmo, off the top of your head, what is the dirtiest and most inappropriate thing you could say dressed as a pigeon? Go ahead.
04:55And now make a pigeon noise.
05:10Among those who will have to go without a paycheck during the shutdown are TSA agents and air traffic controllers, which means we might be in Brooklyn next week, too.
05:20I'm definitely not driving by this.
05:25The point of the effect of the shutdown, and it will be felt right here in New York, to punish you for disliking him,
05:32Trump is putting $18 billion worth of New York City infrastructure projects, like the new rail tunnels under the Hudson
05:39and the 2nd Avenue subway project, on hold to make sure the money isn't being used to support DNA.
05:45Apparently, they think trans stands for transportation over there, and they want to stop it.
05:54This is clearly an abuse of power to punish the city.
05:57New York City infrastructure projects are not supposed to be delayed because Trump wants to strong-armed Democrats into cutting healthcare.
06:03They're supposed to be delayed because they're New York City infrastructure projects.
06:07I don't know. Maybe they want to...
06:12There is a theory that says they want to stop construction on the tunnels so they can bury the Epstein files in them.
06:19Meanwhile, with all the partisan bickering going on, there was a call for unity from, of all people, Senator Sweaty Teddy Cruz.
06:28We should have bipartisan agreement. How about we all come together and say, let's stop murders?
06:33How about we all come together and say, let's stop rapes?
06:36How about we all come together and say, let's stop attacking pedophiles?
06:41I was with you on the first two.
06:50That's right. Some of the president's best dead friends are pedophiles.
06:54And then Ted caught the next flight to Cancun.
06:57After negotiations broke down on Monday, President Trump reposted an AI video of House Minority Leader Brooklyn's own Hakeem Jeffries,
07:06who is black, wearing a sombrero and playing mariachi music.
07:11Of course, this upset people, so of course, Trump did it again.
07:15It's a disgusting video, and we're going to continue to make clear bigotry will get you nowhere.
07:21We are fighting to protect the health care of the American people in the face of an unprecedented Republican assault.
07:30That video was posted by the President of the United States.
07:35A black man in a sombrero with mariachi. That's how out of it this guy is.
07:44He can't even keep his racism straight.
07:47Meanwhile, while the President is joking his chick in the gang at Fox is focused on the issues that really matter.
07:55Next, Barron Trump brought a girl home. He brought her back to Trump Tower.
07:59He shut the whole floor down at Trump Tower just so he could be alone.
08:03One of his classmates said this. He's tall and awkward, but he was the thing. The guy. He had a lot of girls running after him.
08:10Man, this guy's got game. I mean, six foot seven, and he's got a whole floor at Trump Tower for a freaking date.
08:16I hope something good came out of that day.
08:19Just here every day, TV journalist on the fair and balanced news channel, rooting hard for the President's teenage son to get some.
08:28Totally normal. Nothing creepy about that at all.
08:32Sure, they did the same thing for Amy Carter back in the 70s.
08:36Tonight, as you probably know, is game two of the three game wild card series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.
08:43The Red Sox won last night. The Yankees were hoping to even things up tonight before Aaron Judge has to start fasting for Yom Kippur.
08:51All three games will be played at Yankee Stadium where they're doing everything they can to strengthen their home field advantage.
08:58The Yankees are only selling tickets to residents of New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Connecticut.
09:04If you're from the Boston area, you're out of luck.
09:07We have a similar policy here for Mac Damon to keep him out of this show.
09:13And Diddy will not be throwing the first pitch at Yankee Stadium this year.
09:17A judge here in New York last night refused to overturn Diddy's conviction.
09:21He'll be sentenced on Friday on charges of...
09:25An interesting charge. I've not heard this one before.
09:29Charges of transportation to engage in prostitution.
09:33Which Diddy claims it wasn't prostitution.
09:36His lawyer said he's just an amateur pornographer.
09:39Which, I don't know, sounded to me like he was getting pretty good at it.
09:43He could probably go pro if he wants to.
09:46His attorneys tried to claim it was his constitutionally protected activity to do this.
09:51Because if there's one thing our founding fathers cherished, it was a jug of Mazzola oil and a good old-fashioned freak-off, you know?
10:00Especially Ben Franklin.
10:03Hey, are you excited about the new MTA fare hikes?
10:09Well, that surprises me.
10:10The MTA announced yesterday that starting around January 4th, around January 4th of next year, subway and bus fares will increase to $3.
10:18I love that it starts around January 4th.
10:21They can't even promise the price hikes will be on top.
10:24The cost of riding the subway is going up from $2.90 to $3.
10:30What do they think? We're made of a dime?
10:31We're made of a dime?
10:32I mean, I don't know why it was ever $2.90 in the first one.
10:35At that point, just make it an even $3.
10:37Nobody's going to complain.
10:38And honestly, for $3, riding on the subway, it's still a very good deal.
10:43You don't just get a ride.
10:45That $3 gets you a gym.
10:51It gets you a spa.
10:55You could bring the kids to see the animals in the zoo.
10:58You could bring them to visit the Natural History Museum.
11:03You can have a delicious lunch at an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
11:08When it gets hot, there's a water park.
11:12You can meet some of the most famous people in all the world.
11:16And every inch of this magical place is polished and buffed
11:21to a bright, gleaming shine just about every day for only $3.
11:28You can't get that in all the world.
11:32We have another fun show for you tonight.
11:36From right here in Brooklyn, Evan Moss Bacharach is here.
11:39We have music to remind you of Brooklyn for peace.
11:43And we'll be right back with Brooklyn's own Emily's Blood.
11:46So stick around.
11:47We'll be right back with you.
11:48Join your guys.
11:51We'll be right back with Ethan Sharpie Music.
11:53Thanks.
11:55First of all, Richie on the base,
11:56thanksdie Keith.
11:57Gladys Kaufman and Victor Prince got a medal of Truth.
12:00Give me shout for yourself full,
12:02if you'd like to carry on pocket.
12:04I'd like to deliver back.
12:06Well, hello.
12:07I'm good to see you here,
12:08so see you here.
12:10frei bears Squid Home.
12:11Tonight, he is an Emmy-winning actor.
12:15You know as Cousin Richie on the Bear and Ben Grimm and the Fantastic Four.
12:19Ebon Moss Bacharach is with us.
12:22And then later on, a flock of musicians who make up one of Brooklyn's finest bands.
12:27This is their newest album.
12:28It's called Getting Killed.
12:30Music from Geese tonight.
12:32Tomorrow night, we have a very special show tomorrow night.
12:36Jeremy Allen White will be here.
12:37You know him from the Bear, too.
12:39And the boss, Bruce Springsteen.
12:41Will join us with music from Living Color.
12:43So, please be here tomorrow night, too.
12:46And also, I want to mention that sitting in with the Cletones all night tonight.
12:49A legendary rapper from right here in Brooklyn, New York.
12:52He has an upcoming book called Just Ronding with Biz.
12:57Big Daddy, too.
13:00Thank you, Big Daddy.
13:03Our first guest tonight is a bona fide Brooklyn resident by way of London.
13:08Who gives a terrific performance alongside Dwayne Johnson in the new movie, The Smashing Machine.
13:14It opens in theaters Friday.
13:15Please welcome Emily Blunt.
13:17Well, it is very, very good to see you.
13:38Good to see you.
13:38How is John, your husband?
13:40John Krasinski?
13:41He is great.
13:41He's great?
13:42He's great.
13:43Do you know my children are right there?
13:44You brought the girls, right?
13:45Yeah.
13:45They were literally like that before I went on.
13:47And then I kind of pretended to puke, and then I was off.
13:51We brought Billy and Jane, our kids, to the show tonight.
13:54They were actually lamenting about teachers that they didn't like backstage.
13:58Teachers?
13:58Yeah, and Hazel literally went, oh, I was like targeted last year.
14:05Do you think your kids realize how much more fun it is when you bring them to your work
14:11than when we went to our parents' work?
14:15I mean, I'm hoping that they'll gain a sort of semblance of that one day.
14:18I mean, but my dad defended criminals for a living, and I used to go and watch him at
14:23work, which was pretty amazing.
14:25Would you meet the criminals?
14:26I did once, yeah.
14:27Oh, someone cheered for the criminals.
14:29Good.
14:32But you didn't get like Cheez-Its.
14:34There was no snack table.
14:36None of that, right?
14:36No, there's no craft service.
14:37There's none of that.
14:38Yeah.
14:39But I don't know if they're meant to be impressed.
14:41I mean, I did a photo shoot the other day, and it was for the cover of a magazine.
14:45I was pretty stoked about it.
14:46And I'd spent the whole day with various people going, oh, my God.
14:50So fierce.
14:51You look so good.
14:52You look just so gorgeous, Emily.
14:54And so I was like, okay, you know.
14:56And I walked into my apartment still with my photo shoot makeup on, and my oldest daughter,
15:02Hazel, went, ew.
15:07Oh, that's the worst.
15:08And my little one, Violet, was like, I think you look nice, Mama.
15:11So, you know, I've turned one of them, but.
15:13Yeah, you always get one nice one.
15:15Yeah.
15:16I'm not going to say which one of mine that is.
15:18Is there what thing?
15:20Mine, yeah, no.
15:22They're not impressed by anything, because what, and they shouldn't be, obviously, but.
15:26I think it's healthy, right?
15:27I guess it's healthy.
15:28I find it a little bit annoying sometimes.
15:31They also think they are, you know, they know better than I do.
15:36Which they do.
15:36They make fun of my accent.
15:38Your accent?
15:39Yeah, because they're from L.A.
15:41They're L.A. kids.
15:42You know, I grew up here in Brooklyn.
15:43I have a Brooklyn accent, so.
15:45At least you were.
15:45When I say.
15:49Okay.
15:50When I say, like, orange, they're like, it's not orange, it's orange.
15:54Orange.
15:55And I always go, there's a lot more of us than there are of you.
16:00But at least you don't say orange, which is sort of.
16:02I do say orange.
16:04What do you mean?
16:04Wait, do we have the same accent?
16:06Well, no, because you're from England.
16:08Say, say water.
16:10Water.
16:11No.
16:12Water.
16:13Water.
16:13There you go.
16:14Yes.
16:14Beautiful.
16:15Do your kids make fun of that?
16:16Yeah.
16:17They do, yeah.
16:18Yeah.
16:18Do your kids, are your kids' friends impressed by what you do?
16:22Not really.
16:23No.
16:24I mean, sometimes the parents try to sort of recruit them.
16:27And they're like, that's Mary Poppins.
16:30And I'm there in my sweatpants and the kids are like, it's not.
16:33Like, really not.
16:36I hope it's not.
16:36When you came to our house, before you came, we're like, she's Mary Poppins.
16:40We said the same thing to the kids.
16:42Well, see, you oversued it.
16:43And then I walk in and I'm in sweats and it's just like...
16:46You've got to carry an umbrella.
16:48It's as simple as that.
16:48I know.
16:49It's true.
16:49So, you and Dwayne Johnson.
16:53Now, this is to me, I know you guys are such, to me, you seem like such an unlikely pair.
16:59And yet, you really are a pair.
17:01You love the guy.
17:03Love him.
17:03He's, you have great chemistry together.
17:06On screen, off screen.
17:08We're pals.
17:09I mean, I understand, like, we seem like polarized beings.
17:14Yeah.
17:15I don't know what, he's a gem.
17:16You've never wrestled, right?
17:18I mean, no.
17:20No.
17:21And I remember you telling us this years ago about this movie.
17:25It was this passion project for Dwayne.
17:28He wanted to make this movie about one of the original...
17:31One of the pioneers of MMA fighters.
17:33MMA, yeah.
17:34Before, it was a huge thing, a big thing in Japan at the time, not as big in the United States.
17:40Yeah.
17:41And this is a movie, like a dramatic movie that he wanted to make.
17:44Yes.
17:45And you said, I will help you make the movie.
17:47I mean, I didn't want to sort of muscle my way into it, but I knew he'd been restless about doing something more dramatic
17:56and a bit of a kind of ribcage open when it comes to kind of a cinematic endeavor.
18:02But I think when this came along, I don't know who else could play that part.
18:08And it's based on a documentary called The Smashing Machine.
18:11And Mark Kerr was the pioneer of heavyweight MMA.
18:15And yet in the 90s, there wasn't really the kind of audience that it has now.
18:21Right, yeah.
18:21And these guys used to just decimate themselves.
18:24Addiction was a huge issue.
18:25I mean, a lot of them fell down that rabbit hole.
18:28And I think the film is less about the guy with his fist in the air.
18:32It's really about struggle.
18:33And I felt DJ knew a lot about that.
18:36He did an incredibly great job.
18:39I know.
18:40I was, well, I don't know if I should say this to him, but I think maybe he would, I was shocked by how great he is in the movie.
18:48I think he's heard it from a few people.
18:50But he's playing a cartoon character in almost every other movie.
18:53Well, I think it is.
18:53Some literally he's playing a cartoon character.
18:55Exactly.
18:56I mean, I think, I don't know if anyone wants to be invincible all the time.
19:00You know, no one really feels invincible.
19:02I do.
19:02You want to be invincible.
19:03Guillermo and I would both like to be invincible at all times.
19:06Yes.
19:06Yes, for sure.
19:07Yes.
19:07If you could, just please, for the rest of the show, only respond with the pigeon noise, okay?
19:16Have you introduced Dwayne to your family?
19:19Yeah.
19:19You have.
19:20They, all the blunts came to the London premiere.
19:23They did.
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24Did they like it?
19:25Oh, they love a premiere.
19:26Yeah.
19:26They love one.
19:28Did they embarrass you in any way?
19:30No.
19:30No.
19:31Good.
19:31No, not yet.
19:32I mean, we'll see the footage, but.
19:34Your mom met Dwayne?
19:35Oh, yeah.
19:35How'd that go?
19:36So, I brought my parents in to meet him and his daughter Simone was there.
19:40And he poured them, like, a colossal tequila, as only he does, like, Guinness-sized tequila.
19:46Because he's big.
19:47Yeah.
19:48And my dad went, Christ, who mixed this?
19:51And I went, no one mixed, there is no mix.
19:53It's just tequila.
19:55He chugged that back so fast.
19:59Your dad did.
19:59Yeah, he was legless by the time he got to the premiere.
20:03Three of his clients went to prison as a result of that tequila time.
20:07Impaired vision after that.
20:11Was he able to stay conscious through the whole film?
20:14I mean, he said he was.
20:15I mean, he really loved it.
20:17And my mom really loved it.
20:18And she loves all my male co-stars.
20:20Oh, she does?
20:21Loves them, yeah.
20:22Oh, who's your favorite?
20:23Well, I think I'm going to have to say DJ now, because she goes, oh, he's such a honey, isn't he?
20:29A honey?
20:30A honey.
20:30But she said that about Ryan Gosling, so she kind of spreads the love, you know.
20:34But I haven't heard to describe any other man in my life as a honey, so I think...
20:39Not even John?
20:41No.
20:42No.
20:44John's not a honey.
20:45John's got to bring it with Mrs. Blunt, clearly.
20:48Really?
20:48Yeah.
20:49Dwayne is a honey.
20:50Ryan Gosling's a honey.
20:51Ryan's a honey.
20:52Matt Damon's a honey, which I'm sure you hate hearing.
20:54No, he's not a honey.
20:54There's a couple of scenes in the movie where you play your girlfriend, and you guys have
21:03these very realistic fights.
21:05They're awful, yeah, volcanic fights.
21:08Volcanic fights.
21:09Yes.
21:10And there's another scene where you go to, it's kind of a sweet scene, he gets out of
21:14rehab.
21:15You go to the state fair together.
21:17Yeah.
21:18It's fair, and you ride this horrible ride.
21:21Yeah.
21:22That ride that spins, what's it called?
21:24It's called the Gravitron.
21:25Have you guys ever gone on it?
21:26The Gravitron, yeah.
21:27No, don't cheer for the Gravitron.
21:29You must not.
21:31I got sick watching you ride the Gravitron.
21:33Oh.
21:34So Benny Safdie, our amazing director, he, I know, truly, another New York gem.
21:41Yeah.
21:41Another honey.
21:42Mm-hmm.
21:44He had strategically put the ride at the end of the shooting night, and then I knew
21:49why.
21:49Because I almost projectile vomited once I was on it.
21:52I had, to be fair, been huffing donuts before, because I was at a state fair, and the donuts
21:56look great.
21:57Yeah.
21:57And then I got on the ride, and Benny will seduce you into doing anything, because he's
22:02so kind of sweet and enthusiastic.
22:04He was like, and you're going to go upside down.
22:08And I was like, okay, you know.
22:10So it starts, and it is, as you guys know, it moves so fast, you almost don't feel it.
22:14And then I gather the thing you must not do is lift your head away from the side, right?
22:22So what happened was I had this massive wig on, and so Benny on the speaker's like, go
22:27upside down.
22:28I was like, okay.
22:29So I'm like trying to turn upside down.
22:31But I have to, I thought I was going to rip my wig off.
22:34So I had to lift my head momentarily, and that was death.
22:38How many times did you have to ride that thing?
22:40I did it twice.
22:41Two times.
22:42Because I didn't have the guts to go upside down the first time.
22:44Yeah, you were upside down in that thing.
22:46That would not have worked out for me.
22:47Well, you have a dodgy tummy.
22:49I do, yes.
22:51In general.
22:52That's a nice way of saying it, yeah.
22:53Yeah.
22:54Like, not great.
22:56No, no.
22:57I don't know if you remember your dodgy tummy when we went on holiday in Mexico together.
23:02I do remember that, yes.
23:03And you were so excited about going fishing.
23:06You were just so gung-ho.
23:08Once every ten years, I forget that I get seasick and I go on a boat.
23:12I don't know if you forgot your Dramamine, but I just bought a couple of reference shots.
23:17Because I knew we'd probably be talking about the Dramamine.
23:19Oh, you did?
23:19Yeah, yeah.
23:21So, yeah.
23:23Yeah, that's, uh...
23:25Yeah, that's me.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:31I'm glad you were able to dig that up.
23:37So, I did get Molly to send me that picture.
23:39Thank you, yeah.
23:39And I was crying with laughter when I saw it.
23:42Because I do remember you were still valiantly trying to fish in that state.
23:46So, you'd go and collapse.
23:48And then someone would yell,
23:49Fish on!
23:50And you'd sort of slither out there.
23:52Right.
23:52Try to catch one.
23:53And then sort of slither back and collapse again.
23:56Yeah, of course you don't have that picture of me triumphantly catching a fish.
23:59No, I do.
23:59I do, actually.
23:59I do have a good one of you.
24:01That's it.
24:01Oh, yeah.
24:02That was, I think that was the first ten minutes of the trip.
24:12That was a bad trip.
24:13All right, when we come back, we're going to see a clip from your movie.
24:16Emily Blunt is here.
24:18Her movie is called The Smashing Machine.
24:20It opens a theater of pride.
24:22Be right there.
24:22I'm sorry.
24:33No, no, no.
24:33It's okay.
24:34It's totally okay.
24:35Tell them it's natural, natural reaction.
24:37My head was down there.
24:40My face is down there.
24:44Let's all get a picture.
24:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:46Let's do it together.
24:47Let's do it.
24:48Can you do a picture?
24:50Let's all get in.
24:51Let's all get in.
24:51Everybody here.
24:53Hey, Don, can you take this picture for me?
24:54Can you?
24:55Yeah, come on.
24:56Come on.
24:57Look at you two guys.
24:58The best ones.
24:59Two of the best ones.
25:02That's it.
25:09That was a great fight.
25:11As I was talking about this, it's the Smashing Machine with Dwayne Johnson.
25:17And that, can you cry on command?
25:20Is that something that...
25:21I feel like I have to rev into that a bit.
25:23Do you think about sad things?
25:24Yeah.
25:25Some of the actors in this film are real MMA fighters.
25:29Did you see...
25:30Do you guys know that was Alexander Usyk?
25:33Yeah.
25:34So he's like heavyweight boxing champ, champ, champ.
25:37And he is such a character and so wonderful.
25:40So he plays one of the fighters in it.
25:42He'd never acted before.
25:43And he was so funny.
25:45Like, he hated all of the continuity stuff you have to do on a movie set, like fake sweat
25:50and tattoo coverage.
25:52And we had to bribe him with cake.
25:54He was obsessed with eating cake.
25:56And I remember the PA being like, Alex, we're ready for you in checks.
26:00And he was like, no, Alex isn't here right now.
26:03And they're like, if I get you some cake, will you come and do checks?
26:07And he went, okay, some funfetti would be good.
26:12When we were, Dwayne's like eating granola bites.
26:14He was like, this is not fair.
26:16He's just huffing cake.
26:17Well, these guys, those guys did a great job.
26:19The other guy who plays Coleman, he's...
26:21Brian Bader, he's a UFC fighter.
26:24Yeah, he was great, too.
26:25He was really good.
26:26I know, he's amazing, amazing.
26:27You know, you just touched upon something that I don't think many people know about you,
26:31but you do a lot of very funny characterizations.
26:35You do a lot of funny voices.
26:36You have a lot of good ones.
26:38And what we found is an Instagram page called Overheard New York.
26:43Oh, amazing.
26:44So people hear things in New York and then they...
26:47I know, but this is a room full of New Yorkers.
26:49Like, I wouldn't do that accent in front of Ukrainians.
26:52Well, you know what?
26:53You don't have to do a New York accent.
26:55You can choose any accent that you want because this is New York.
26:58It's a melting pot.
26:59Right, right.
27:00Just because these people are in New York doesn't mean...
27:02They're from New York.
27:03They're from New York.
27:04So you...
27:04I'm going to have to give it a go.
27:06Yes.
27:06So now you've not seen these yet.
27:08These will be the first you see them.
27:09This is stuff that has been overheard on the street.
27:12Real mini conversations.
27:14This guy's nodding.
27:15He knows what we're talking about.
27:16It's a good Instagram page.
27:19So here's the first one.
27:21And there's two characters here.
27:22Bald guy at gym and girl.
27:24So we're going to start...
27:25Are you the bald guy at the gym?
27:26No, no.
27:26You're both.
27:27Okay.
27:27Unless...
27:28Yeah.
27:29Bald guy at the gym.
27:31Wow.
27:32I love your energy.
27:33And the girl goes, thanks.
27:34It's the Adderall.
27:36That's good.
27:38It's got a little L.A. in there.
27:39That guy must be real.
27:40All right.
27:40Here's the next one.
27:42This one, it takes place on the subway.
27:45Subway musician walks into E-Train with guitar and neck harmonica.
27:50Passenger grabbing him by the wrist says,
27:52I will give you $20 out of my wallet to not do what you're about to do.
28:01All right.
28:02Now we're getting some more.
28:03Next one is middle-aged guy in a bar.
28:09Middle-aged guy in a bar.
28:12Yeah, my oldest lives in L.A.
28:14He's one of those TikTok douchebags.
28:21One more?
28:22Sure.
28:23All right.
28:23Here we go.
28:24I feel like all my accents have been the same.
28:26Just lightly wearing...
28:27It's okay.
28:29Disoriented tourist.
28:29Okay.
28:31Excuse me, sir.
28:32When...
28:33Where can you find a good acai bowl around here?
28:36New Yorker.
28:37Shut the f*** up!
28:39Thank you, Emily.
28:41Thank you, Emily.
28:42Good luck, everybody.
28:44And here at the movie theater.
28:46The Smashing Machine opens the theaters Friday.
28:49Thank you, Emily.
28:50We'll be back with Evan Moss.
28:52Tomorrow on Jimmy Kimmel Live in Brooklyn,
29:05Jeremy Allen White,
29:07Bruce Springsteen,
29:08and music from Living Color.
29:10Portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live in Brooklyn
29:12are brought to you by Greek Salad Cologne,
29:16the official set of the New York City subway.
29:18Thank you, Emily.
29:27Hey, we're back.
29:29Big Daddy Kane is sitting in with the Clitos.
29:32We have music from geese on the way.
29:34Our next guest is a two-time Emmy winner
29:37and long-time Brooklynite.
29:38You know him from The Bear and the Fantastic Four, First Steps,
29:42which is available digitally now.
29:44Please welcome your friendly neighborhood thing,
29:47Eben Moss Baccarat.
30:04How you doing?
30:05Did you say hello to Big Daddy Kane?
30:08He's right there.
30:09How can I not be fantastic right now?
30:12Big Daddy Kane is in the building.
30:13Yeah.
30:17I heard you're a big fan.
30:19I am.
30:20I am.
30:20You know, we had a funny experience about two and a half weeks ago in L.A.
30:25After the Emmys, we're all dressed up.
30:29It's my wife, your wife, us.
30:30We're standing, waiting for a car to come pick us up.
30:34We each had a car.
30:36And neither of our cars ever came to pick us up.
30:39I wasn't going to say anything.
30:41I wasn't going to mention this.
30:42This is not a great look for us.
30:44The best part, I think, was you, for whatever reason,
30:49decided I knew what I was doing.
30:52Yeah.
30:52And you're like, well, you've been here a whole bunch of times.
30:55You know the routine.
30:56I was like, hey, yeah, well, you know what?
30:58I'll get my car here.
30:59You quickly fell into the sort of experienced veteran sort of role there.
31:02Yeah.
31:03And then you turned to your wife.
31:04You're like, yeah, Jimmy knows.
31:05He's, you know, he'll get it.
31:06And I was like, yeah, we're going to the same party.
31:07We'll go together.
31:08And you're like, okay, yeah, no problem.
31:10And as soon as that happened, I thought, oh, yeah,
31:12my car's never coming to pick us up.
31:15Well, you kept walking behind this cordon of this fenced-in area.
31:21And every time you would walk back into our weird little spot,
31:24you'd be like, I got it.
31:26It's coming.
31:26Two minutes.
31:27Two minutes away.
31:27Two minutes away.
31:28And then we wound up venturing on foot out into traffic, basically,
31:34walking through downtown Los Angeles onto Chick Hearn Boulevard,
31:40where we finally were able to connect with the car
31:44and finally were able to get where we're going.
31:46I think a valuable lesson was learned that night is don't listen to me.
31:51Yeah, you don't know what you're doing.
31:52I don't know what I'm doing.
31:54I gave the appearance that I knew what I was doing,
31:56but I knew I didn't know what I was doing.
31:58Every time you would go out, another person, Catherine O'Hara,
32:01would disappear, and she was okay, and then Sarah Paulson,
32:05then she was fine, but you and I were.
32:07All their cars came.
32:08Yeah.
32:08And ours almost never did.
32:10Yeah.
32:10How long have you lived here in Brooklyn?
32:12I've lived in Brooklyn since 1999.
32:15Oh, that's a good one.
32:16That's a long time.
32:18That's most of your life, then.
32:20That it?
32:21Yeah.
32:21Yeah.
32:22Do you have a car?
32:23Because I might need a ride home after that.
32:26Yeah, I have a car.
32:27Okay, good.
32:28Yeah.
32:29Did you drive here?
32:31I walked here.
32:32You did?
32:32Yeah.
32:33Oh, you're that close?
32:34Yeah, it was great.
32:35Oh, that's great?
32:36Yeah.
32:37It's a beautiful night.
32:39Do you get stopped a lot, or are people used to seeing you now?
32:43Nobody stopped me at all.
32:45Oh.
32:46I feel okay about that.
32:48It's pretty good.
32:48It's pretty good.
32:49Yeah, yeah.
32:50Will you stop and chat with people if they do stop you?
32:53Yeah, I like to talk to people.
32:54Yeah.
32:55Yeah, I mean, you know, within reason, let's not get crazy.
33:00But yeah, no, I like that's one of the things about my job is that I'm the forward-facing
33:07part of the thing, and I can talk to people about, I don't know, the movie or TV shows
33:11or different things.
33:12I like it.
33:13What do they bring up the most?
33:14Um, the other night I was having a drink with a friend, and we were sitting outside, and
33:21a woman came up.
33:24Most of the people talk about that episode of The Bear a lot, Forks, you know, where he
33:29sings the Taylor Swift song.
33:30The Taylor Swift, yeah.
33:31And so this woman, so I'm just waiting for my lift, and I got to, she's like, I got to
33:36tell you, I, you know, you really, that episode, it meant so much to me.
33:41I think you know what I'm talking about, and I was like, oh, with the, um, with, uh, you
33:45know, with the Taylor Swift song, and the guy who finally finds his purpose, and she was
33:49like, like, no, it's when you, uh, ate Alison Williams.
33:53She was like, she said, she said, she said, I want to thank you on behalf of women, which
33:58I thought, I was like, it was grandiose.
34:05And then she spilled her lemonade all over the table.
34:07Oh, really?
34:07And then her lift came, and off she went.
34:11Yeah.
34:11You, um, you are doing, I know you're going to be doing a play with, um, John Bernthal,
34:17right?
34:18John Bernthal, who plays your deceased cousin on, on the bear.
34:23Yeah.
34:24How long have you known each other?
34:25I know you guys are friendly.
34:26Um, John claims that he understudied me in a play, like, 25 years ago.
34:35Oh, really?
34:35Yeah, he alleges that he was my understudy.
34:37Why do you say claims and alleges?
34:39Well, he loves to, he, he's been, he's been out there.
34:41He told me the other day, he's like, oh, I'm telling everybody, I, I, any chance I get,
34:45I'm telling people that I was your understudy.
34:47Um, and I think he was, I was doing a production of a play called Fifth of July by, uh, Lanford
34:52Wilson and at the Signature Theater and this was, and, um, I don't know, it's like his
34:57way of making him seem kind of, kind of cool and a man of the people and I was this, he
35:03paints me as this kind of elitist dude who was just trying to do his job and never let
35:07him get on the stage.
35:08Oh, I see.
35:09He has this whole kind of narrative where he, yeah.
35:12Do you, are you reading into that too much or do you think that really is his narrative?
35:15No, have you met John?
35:17Yeah, I've met John.
35:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wanted me to punch him in the face the first time I met him.
35:21Yeah, yeah, he's, uh, I declined.
35:23Yeah, I, I don't know, I don't know if we met him, I have no memory of him when I was
35:28doing this play, which he also likes to say.
35:30You're doing Dog Day Afternoon, which is a great movie, which had not, has not been
35:34done on the stage before, right?
35:35No, this is a new, yeah, it's never been done on the stage, it's an adaptation by great
35:40playwright Stephen Adley Gerges, you know, um.
35:43About a bank robbery here in Brooklyn.
35:46Yeah, in Gravesend, August 22nd, 1972, I believe is when the, uh, actual incident took place.
35:54There were hostages, it was on TV, the whole thing.
35:57When, when did you guys move out of Brooklyn, what year was that?
36:01We moved out of Brooklyn in 1977.
36:05Oh, okay.
36:06Yeah.
36:06Okay.
36:07Are you making a connection between us and the bank robbery?
36:09I thought, I thought potentially it was getting, you know, the block got a little hot for you
36:13guys.
36:13Rare, we rarely, rarely rob banks, yeah, we never, but that's going to be a fun thing
36:19to do.
36:19Yeah, I can't wait.
36:20I'm very, very nervous about, I start to have those weird nightmares where I can't remember
36:25my lines and I hide behind scenery.
36:27Do you have, as a stage actor, do you have superstitions, uh, that you?
36:30Oh, um, I, no, I'm not particularly superstitious.
36:35I've worked with actors that are superstitious and I try to be respectful of, it's so fragile
36:40and, I don't know, kind of scary to be up on a stage and so I, like, leave people.
36:46But you don't believe in that sort of thing?
36:48Um, no, not so much.
36:51My wife is pretty superstitious.
36:53Is she?
36:53Yeah, she, so we have, so I live with superstitions.
36:57I think they're, I think they're mostly Ukrainian.
37:03I'm not sure, she's, she's, she's from Kiev, she's Ukrainian.
37:06What are they?
37:06What are her superstitions?
37:07Okay, one, you can't, you can't rip bread.
37:11You gotta use a knife.
37:12Why?
37:13If you rip bread, you're gonna go broke.
37:16That's it, you're done, you're done, you're done.
37:18You're in the poorhouse, that's it.
37:19Um, you can't kiss through, like, a door frame.
37:24Like, if, if, if I'm on my way to work and she's home and I say goodbye, I, what do you
37:30do, what do you do?
37:30So you gotta come inside the house.
37:32Okay.
37:33For the kiss.
37:34Um, oh, you can't, if you're gonna go on a trip, if you're leaving to go out, you know,
37:39somewhere, you can't, if we're going to, to, like, to, to the airport or something, we
37:44can't, um, take the trash out as we leave.
37:47That has to be a separate trip.
37:49Really?
37:49So I live on a virtual floor walk-up.
37:52Great.
37:52So, so, yeah, so this is great.
37:53I've done this thing.
37:54Yeah, yeah.
37:54So, well, you gotta just throw it out the window, right?
37:57Yeah.
38:00Well, uh, that's gonna be fun.
38:01I can't, oh, and also, I do want to mention that the Fantastic Four, if, um, you happen
38:05to have one of the machines that plays one of these things, comes out on 4K, Blu-ray,
38:11and DVD for those maniacs that still have those things on October 14th, and you can see it
38:16digitally now, and Eben makes his Broadway debut, your Broadway debut.
38:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:21Thank you for being here with us.
38:27Are you gonna walk home now?
38:29I got it.
38:29Everyone follow Eben home.
38:33We'll be right back with geese.
38:41Thanks to Emily Blunt and Eben Moss, Bacharach, apologies to Matt Damon.
38:47We ran out of time for him tonight.
38:49Thanks to Big Daddy Kane.
38:50This is a new album, it's called Getting Killed, here with the Sword Taxes Geese.
38:56I should burn in half.
39:18But I don't deserve this.
39:38Nobody deserves this.
39:44Have you want me to play my taxes?
40:11If you want me to play my taxes, you better come over with a crucifix.
40:33You're gonna have to nail me down.
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41:10And I will bring my own heart
41:18And I will bring my own heart
41:21For a girl
41:40And I will bring my own heart
42:10And I will bring my own heart
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