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00:00:11So, I just finished reading this book about boosting your memory.
00:00:15It's really good, actually. You'll have to read it. I'll give it to you.
00:00:18Yeah, I think I read one once. Actually, I'm trying to remember where I left it.
00:00:21I think this one's written by John something. He's some professor at some school.
00:00:26What's that supplement called that's supposed to boost your memory? I think it's called Kinky Balboa.
00:00:33I think it's Gekko Barbaco. Oh yeah, that totally sounds right.
00:01:01That's not the one. I think it's something it's not a good experience.
00:01:11It's like a different food. So, it's good to see everyone.
00:01:12One, two, three, four, five, six, or 10, or six, or 10, or seven, or seven, or 10, or 10,
00:01:21or 11, or so.
00:01:50Wow, it's about time.
00:01:53Come on, you son of a gun.
00:01:59Oh, you're a big one.
00:02:02Oh, yeah.
00:02:03Oh, yeah.
00:02:08Oh, dang.
00:02:12What the?
00:02:19You should come join us.
00:02:21Yeah, come on in.
00:02:22The water's great.
00:02:24You might want to take off that coat first.
00:02:28Or leave it on.
00:02:29Come on, let's party.
00:02:30Come on, let's party.
00:02:32Come on, let's party.
00:02:34Come on, let's party.
00:02:36Come on, let's party.
00:02:37Come on, let's party.
00:03:00Come on, let's party.
00:03:04Come on, let's party.
00:03:06Come on, let's party.
00:03:53Hey girls!
00:03:54Hi Mrs. Pepperdough!
00:03:56So are you girls ready to have a good time this weekend?
00:03:58I can't wait. I've never been camping before.
00:04:01I have. It's really fun.
00:04:03We get to go on hikes and make campfires and roast marshmallows.
00:04:07That sounds like so much work. Can't we just go to the beach?
00:04:09Yeah, there'd be less bugs and dirt.
00:04:12We're not going to the beach.
00:04:14Besides, camping's a lot of fun and you'll learn some necessary survival skills.
00:04:19What are you reading, Mary Ann?
00:04:21Oh, it's a book on cryptids.
00:04:24How is it?
00:04:25Oh, there's this fascinating chapter.
00:04:28Oh, there's this fascinating chapter on...
00:04:29You're such a geek. You're such an idiot.
00:04:32Spaz!
00:04:33What?
00:04:33Knock it off, girls.
00:04:35Sorry.
00:04:35Sorry Mrs. Pepperdough.
00:04:38Are you princesses done chatting?
00:04:41If we don't get a move on, traffic's going to be a bitch.
00:04:44Now move it!
00:05:01Yep.
00:05:03Uh-huh.
00:05:06Alright, put them on.
00:05:09Yeah, this is Barry.
00:05:12Fisherman, huh?
00:05:13Uh-huh.
00:05:14Alright, put them on.
00:05:15Third instant this week?
00:05:19Okay, what's the name of this place again?
00:05:23Skull Mountain.
00:05:26Up near Awani.
00:05:29Huh?
00:05:31Okay, I'm sending someone up there to check it out.
00:05:35His name is Harlan James.
00:05:37Huh?
00:05:38Yeah.
00:05:39Yeah.
00:05:40I'll contact you once he gets up there.
00:05:43Huh.
00:05:45Alright.
00:05:46Thank you for calling.
00:05:51James, get your ass in here!
00:05:55Have I got a story for you.
00:05:58It's not those Jersey Devil twins again, is it?
00:06:01No.
00:06:01This is bigger.
00:06:02And real.
00:06:04Seems a man was out fishing yesterday when his cooler full of beer went missing.
00:06:09It appears it was stolen by Bigfoot.
00:06:11Bigfoot?
00:06:13James, this isn't some made-up grainy camera footage.
00:06:17There were actual footprints left in the mud.
00:06:19This person was so close to Bigfoot he could have kicked him square in the crotch.
00:06:24How'd he turn around?
00:06:27So... he didn't actually see him?
00:06:30No, but I did just get off the phone with the local sheriff
00:06:32and he told me this was the third incident in two days.
00:06:36The day we get law enforcement calling us with these stories,
00:06:40they have to be real.
00:06:42I need you to get up there and see what you can find.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:46So...
00:06:47where am I headed?
00:06:49Some place called Skull Mountain, up near Iwani.
00:06:52Once you get there, look up Sheriff Bubba Lopez and he'll fill you in.
00:06:58You tell everyone the Tattletail will offer 25,000 cash for anyone who can capture the creature, dead or alive.
00:07:0725 grand?
00:07:10We've never offered that much for a story.
00:07:12I know, but we're talking about one of the most elusive creatures in the world.
00:07:17If we can just get pictures of this thing, or better yet, as corpse, we'll make a fortune.
00:07:24That... seems a little extreme.
00:07:27Hey, that's journalism.
00:07:29You do what you gotta do to get your story.
00:07:34After all these years, I'm finally gonna get that stinkin' ape.
00:07:41James, this could be huge.
00:07:43Just get down there and get me that story, no matter what.
00:08:13This looks like a good spot, don't you think?
00:08:15You know, I'm tired of driving.
00:08:16It's perfect.
00:08:22Okay girls, let's get... let's unpack.
00:08:24Let's get the stuff out of the van.
00:08:26We're gonna camp here.
00:08:27Isn't there like a spell play for our vans?
00:08:28Get the crap out of the van!
00:08:29Now!
00:08:31You've gotta be fun with them, otherwise they'll walk all over you.
00:08:35And there's mud.
00:08:36My face.
00:08:56Well...
00:09:02Ow!
00:09:03Watch where you're putting that thing, shoot!
00:09:05That's not what you said last night.
00:09:07Huh.
00:09:11What the heck is this? Seriously, you two don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.
00:09:15Let me see that pole.
00:09:17I think she's ever said that before.
00:09:19What was that?
00:09:20She said the instructions are in German.
00:09:22It's actually pretty simple if you aren't a moron.
00:09:28So, have you ever camped up here before?
00:09:30A couple times when I was younger. In fact, I think there's a swimming hole near here.
00:09:35Hope you brought your suit.
00:09:37How's everything going over here, girls?
00:09:39I think we got it under control.
00:09:41Good. Why don't you do go gather some wood before it gets dark, okay?
00:09:54Yeah, it's right over here.
00:10:00Yeah, this is the spot right here.
00:10:04I'm so very glad that you called me.
00:10:08You ever seen footprints this size before?
00:10:11Well, I'll tell you. I have seen bigger, but don't get me wrong.
00:10:17This is a very, very interesting specimen.
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:42Huh.
00:11:06This is it.
00:11:07It is.
00:11:12So what do you think?
00:11:14This is a very interesting specimen, Sheriff.
00:11:18I would like to have some plaster casts made so I can study them.
00:11:23So, Professor, tell me, do you think the campers are in any real danger?
00:11:29I mean, would you need to be concerned about these big footprints?
00:11:33Well, it's hard to say.
00:11:36They're not generally known to be very violent creatures.
00:11:39However, there's no telling what they'll do if revoked.
00:11:44All right, Ethan.
00:12:02We'll wait until tonight.
00:12:06Dance on.
00:12:08Hey, brother.
00:12:20Sweet hug.
00:12:25I can't believe that.
00:12:31Oh, yeah.
00:12:33See how cute he looks now.
00:12:50I'm so excited.
00:12:50Let's go.
00:13:05All right, what'll it be?
00:13:08Well, I'm supposed to meet Sheriff Lopez here.
00:13:12Have you seen him?
00:13:13Yeah, he was in here earlier,
00:13:15but he had to go do an interview with some newswoman.
00:13:19Sure, he'll be back soon.
00:13:21Why don't you have a drink while you wait?
00:13:23Sure.
00:13:24You got any real beer?
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:29You're going to pay the same price as regular beer.
00:13:31It's all right.
00:13:33All right.
00:13:35Here you go.
00:13:54What the hell?
00:13:55Are you staring at my woman?
00:13:58I'm sorry, what?
00:13:59I caught you staring at my woman.
00:14:02Eddie, I caught this guy looking at my woman.
00:14:05Your woman.
00:14:07That's my girl.
00:14:08That's my girl.
00:14:13Hey, what'd you two stop?
00:14:14You both know she's mine, right?
00:14:17Hey, knock it off or take it outside.
00:14:20The Sheriff's going to be here any minute.
00:14:22Sorry, bud.
00:14:24Why is the Sheriff coming?
00:14:25I don't know.
00:14:27Supposed to talk to this kid.
00:14:31Who are you and what are you doing in our part of the woods?
00:14:35I'm a reporter with the Tattletoe.
00:14:38Why you gotta meet with Bubba?
00:14:40Well, he called with some sightings of Bigfoot.
00:14:44I came to get the scoop and offer a reward for whoever can capture the beast.
00:14:50What kind of reward are we talking about?
00:14:5425 grand.
00:14:55Cash.
00:14:57Did you say 25 grand?
00:15:00Yep.
00:15:0125 grand.
00:15:02Dead or alive.
00:15:09Another round, fellas?
00:15:11Sorry, bud.
00:15:12We gotta go.
00:15:18Boys?
00:15:28Cup of coffee, bud.
00:15:30All right, Sheriff.
00:15:34You must be Harlan James.
00:15:37Yeah, how do you know?
00:15:39Well, because you're the only one in here that I haven't met.
00:15:42Thanks, bud.
00:15:44Bubba Lopez.
00:15:46I'm the local Sheriff here.
00:15:47Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:15:51So, I'm hearing that you've been having some problems with Bigfoot.
00:15:56Well, he's quite a legend around those parts.
00:15:59Some people believe in him.
00:16:01Most don't.
00:16:02Some claim to have had an encounter with him over the years.
00:16:05But, you know, from what I've heard, he pretty much minds to himself.
00:16:09Although, I guess lately he's been causing some of the tourists a bit of harassment.
00:16:17I'd love to talk to some of the people who have seen him.
00:16:20Well, that could be arranged.
00:16:22Great.
00:16:23Oh, and my editor wanted me to mention, we're offering an award of $25,000 for whoever could
00:16:29capture the monster.
00:16:33First of all, Mr. James, he's not a monster.
00:16:36Second of all, well, if the locals find out about that money, there's liable to be all
00:16:42kinds of people running around here with shotguns and someone's liable to get hurt.
00:16:48I suppose you've got a point.
00:16:51So, when can we get started?
00:16:53Well, tomorrow morning.
00:16:56Where you stand?
00:16:57The Blackhawk Lodge.
00:16:59That's right.
00:16:59Right across the street.
00:17:00All right.
00:17:01I'll pick you up at 9 o'clock.
00:17:03And it looks like the show's about to start.
00:17:07All right, all right, settle down.
00:17:10Contest's about to start.
00:17:11Now, the rules are real simple.
00:17:13The contestant that gets the loudest applause is going to win one free night at the Blackhawk
00:17:19Lodge and also one free entree at Ling's Chinese and Italian restaurant in Norfolk.
00:17:27So, let's hear it for contestant number one.
00:18:06All right, test number one, let's see what you can do.
00:18:37Testing number three, let's see it.
00:19:04All right, let's hear it for contest number three.
00:19:11I don't know though, y'all, it's unanimous.
00:19:14Contest number one, you're the winner!
00:19:26Come on boy, what are you doing there?
00:19:32Sheriff, aren't you going to break it up?
00:19:35I would, but I'm off duty.
00:19:55Oh, I can smell that money.
00:19:59What are you going to do with your cut, sonny?
00:20:01First, I'm going to get me a new hunting bow.
00:20:04Then, I'm going to take the missus out to the nicest restaurant in town,
00:20:08order some egg rolls and spaghetti, and have us a feast.
00:20:13What about you?
00:20:17There's this used truck I've had my eye on for quite some time.
00:20:22What about you, Roger?
00:20:25I hadn't really decided what I'm going to do with my half of the reward.
00:20:30Your half?
00:20:32There's three of us.
00:20:33I'm taking half the reward.
00:20:36You two can split the other half any way you want.
00:20:39That's full!
00:20:40Why do you get half?
00:20:42My guns, my ammo, my reward.
00:20:47Yeah, that sounds fair.
00:20:51Let's pick this stuff up and go collect our money.
00:21:05I was a hand-hooked killer!
00:21:09Lame.
00:21:11Does anyone else have a story?
00:21:13Well, I do, but it's not really a ghost story.
00:21:17Well, go ahead and tell it anyways.
00:21:19Well, the book I'm reading has this chapter on Sasquatch.
00:21:22What the hell is a Sasquatch?
00:21:25Bigfoot?
00:21:26The book I'm reading has a chapter on Bigfoot.
00:21:30This half-man, half-ape creature.
00:21:33Science doesn't have any proof that he exists,
00:21:36but lots of people think he's real.
00:21:39Apparently, he's eight foot tall and weighs 500 pounds.
00:21:44Marianne, you're just making that up.
00:21:46No, I'm not.
00:21:48There's been Bigfoot sightings all over the world.
00:21:51In fact, there's been sightings in these mountains.
00:21:55Here?
00:21:57Is this thing dangerous?
00:22:00Well, he has a very distinct smell,
00:22:04and they say he's extremely dangerous.
00:22:07He can snap a man in half like a twig.
00:22:10I'm tired. I'm going to bed.
00:22:13Personally, I think that was just a bunch of crap.
00:22:15My story was way better.
00:22:19Well, it's getting late.
00:22:20We should all turn in.
00:22:26So is all that true about Sasquatch?
00:22:29It's Sasquatch.
00:22:31And I don't know.
00:22:32Some people believe in him.
00:22:34Some people don't.
00:22:35Nobody's captured him to prove that he exists,
00:22:38but I like to think he's out there.
00:22:41That gives me the creeps thinking that he's out there.
00:22:43Well, don't worry.
00:22:44You'll know if he's around.
00:22:46Supposedly, he has a very distinct odor.
00:22:49I wonder what he smells like.
00:22:51Probably like the cafeteria after fish stick day.
00:22:55Ew.
00:22:57I swear this camping trip is the worst ever.
00:23:00I know.
00:23:02I can't wait till we get home.
00:23:03The sooner the better.
00:23:04I know.
00:23:05Can you believe Marianne and her ridiculous stories?
00:23:08You didn't believe her?
00:23:09No.
00:23:10And don't tell me you believe that load of crap.
00:23:12I don't know.
00:23:13It just kind of scared me to think some giant ape lives around here.
00:23:17Aw.
00:23:18Did Morgan get all scared?
00:23:20Did you want me to make you feel all better?
00:23:24Marianne.
00:23:25Are you awake?
00:23:26Did you hear that noise?
00:23:28Is it Scotchwood?
00:23:32I'm Sasquatch.
00:23:33It's probably just an owl.
00:23:36Go back to sleep.
00:23:38It's just an owl.
00:23:39It's just an owl.
00:23:40It's just an owl.
00:23:41It's just an owl.
00:23:42It's just an owl.
00:23:44It's just...
00:23:44It's just an owl.
00:23:59Morning, Sheriff.
00:24:00Morning.
00:24:03Dang.
00:24:04Sweet ride.
00:24:06Yeah, I've had old Darlene there ever since I was a deputy.
00:24:11You ever think about trading her in for a newer model?
00:24:14Yeah, well, the county keeps offering to get me a new cruiser, and I keep turning them down.
00:24:19I ain't ready to give her up just yet.
00:24:23Remember, son, you always dance with the girl that brought you.
00:24:29Ready to go?
00:24:30Yes, sir.
00:24:31All righty then, come on.
00:24:38What's going on?
00:24:39That's the woman that interviewed me last night.
00:24:42Looks like she's with that scientist that I brought in.
00:24:47You mind if we stop?
00:24:49Sure, we can do that.
00:25:00Looking to do another interview, Sheriff.
00:25:02Nah, we just stopped by to kind of see what was going on here.
00:25:06Well, stick around.
00:25:06I love having an audience.
00:25:08Is this your new deputy?
00:25:10Oh, sorry.
00:25:10Simone Jannins.
00:25:11This is Harlan James.
00:25:13He works for the Tattletale.
00:25:14He's also doing a story on Bigfoot.
00:25:17The Tattletale?
00:25:18Looks like I got some competition.
00:25:20Hey, Simone.
00:25:21We're ready.
00:25:22Sorry, Gemma.
00:25:23I have an interview to conduct.
00:25:25All right.
00:25:27We're live in five, four, three, two...
00:25:34Bigfoot.
00:25:35Fact or myth?
00:25:38His existence has been debated for years.
00:25:41Adding to this controversy are several campers who have reported encounters with this legendary creature.
00:25:47I'm here with world-famous cryptozoologist Professor Trent Grover.
00:25:53Professor.
00:25:54Yes.
00:25:54You've been called in to investigate.
00:25:56Were you able to find any trace of this mythical creature?
00:25:59Well, see this footprint?
00:26:03Oh.
00:26:04This footprint was taken down by the river.
00:26:08This is of an adolescent male.
00:26:11At least seven feet tall.
00:26:14Weight?
00:26:15400 pounds.
00:26:17Professor.
00:26:18Yes.
00:26:19Why the strain of recent activity?
00:26:22Well, this time of year is their mating season.
00:26:25I wouldn't confront one as they're liable to be extremely volatile, especially when they're horny.
00:26:37What else can you tell us about these creatures?
00:26:41Well, I can tell you a lot about these creatures.
00:26:44The general misconception is that they're very simple and primitive.
00:26:49However, I found them to be quite intelligent.
00:26:54In fact, I taught one to play catch in five minutes.
00:26:59Wait.
00:27:00Are you saying that you've actually had contact with these animals?
00:27:04Oh, yes.
00:27:06I even lived with a colony of Bigfoots for over a year when I was living up in Washington.
00:27:16I'm sorry.
00:27:17Did you say you lived with a colony of Bigfoots?
00:27:20Yes, exactly.
00:27:22It was an amazing experience.
00:27:25They welcomed me into their community and their society, and I was able to study their patterns
00:27:32and behaviors.
00:27:33What exactly did you learn about them?
00:27:37Well, I learned that they are extremely fond of garlic, and they love hot dogs, too.
00:27:46Yes.
00:27:47Oh, and they are able to mimic humans.
00:27:51Mimic humans?
00:27:52Yes.
00:27:53In fact, I once caught one pretending to smoke a cigarette.
00:27:58It was so cute.
00:27:59It looked like a huge monkey smoking.
00:28:02Well, thank you, Professor, for your time.
00:28:04Oh, yes, and then there was another time we were close to a village.
00:28:07I saw one actually using a urinal.
00:28:11Of course, he was using the wrong end, but he had the proper idea.
00:28:15Well, thank you, Professor.
00:28:16And do you know, Simone, may I call you Simone, there was this time in their colony that I
00:28:23taught one to play Iron Man on a ukulele.
00:28:27Thank you, Professor.
00:28:28This has been Simone Jennings, reporting live from Skull Mountain, Channel 15 News.
00:28:35And we're clear.
00:28:40That went well.
00:28:41Are you kidding me?
00:28:42That guy's nuttier than a pound of squirrel poop.
00:28:46Well, at least you look good on camera.
00:28:50So, Mr. James, how's your story coming along?
00:28:54Call me Harlan, and I haven't really started yet.
00:28:58I hope I can get what my boss wants.
00:29:00He's looking for something concrete.
00:29:04He's even offering an award for the capture of Bigfoot.
00:29:07What kind of reward?
00:29:09Twenty-five grand.
00:29:11Cash.
00:29:12Wow.
00:29:13For that kind of money, I might have to go buy a gun and go hunting myself.
00:29:17I know.
00:29:18I had the same thought.
00:29:22So, since you work for the Tattletale, I take it you believe in Bigfoot?
00:29:29I don't know.
00:29:31I'd like to, but it's hard when all you have is hearsay and blurry photographs.
00:29:37I just hope something happens real soon.
00:29:40Harlan, you ready to go?
00:29:41Oh, yeah.
00:29:43I better get going.
00:29:44It was nice to meet you.
00:29:46It was nice to meet you, too.
00:29:48Maybe I'll see you around.
00:29:55Well, this is the place.
00:30:10Oh, this is cold.
00:30:13Oh, this is cold.
00:30:18Oh, this is cold.
00:30:48Are you going to join us, Mary Ann?
00:30:51Oh, gosh.
00:30:54You know what would be fun?
00:30:55Sure, sure.
00:30:56If we just took our tops off, it went skinny dipping.
00:30:59I don't think so.
00:31:01What if someone sees us?
00:31:03Then they could join us.
00:31:05Come on, don't be a baby.
00:31:08Mary Ann, there's no one else around.
00:31:10It's just us.
00:31:13Uh, no, I don't think so.
00:31:15I'm going to head back.
00:31:18Be a baby.
00:31:27It smells like a wet dog.
00:31:31Oh, are you lost, little guy?
00:31:34Oh, come here, little guy.
00:31:36Are you okay?
00:31:38Oh, you're not a dog, are you?
00:31:59Guys, I think I see someone.
00:32:01Well, we should really give them a show.
00:32:07Um, guys.
00:32:11What is that?
00:32:13Let me guess, you saw Bigfoot too!
00:32:17Yes! You girls are taking this prank way too far!
00:32:20Enough already! But we did see him!
00:32:25He's right there!
00:32:57How was that?
00:32:58Boy, that sounded worse than the cat to get caught in the engine of my truck. Let me see that
00:33:02thing.
00:33:14There, that should do the trick.
00:33:21Boy, look what you've done!
00:33:23I just tuned that for you. Maybe you should just stick with the kazoo.
00:33:27I told you, it's too hard.
00:33:31That's not something you see every day.
00:33:38Boy!
00:33:38Boy, what is wrong with you?
00:33:40A bunch of half-naked women go running by and you're staring at me.
00:33:43There is no way that you came from these loins!
00:33:49I wonder what they was running from.
00:33:52There is only one thing that can cause that kind of fear in a person.
00:33:57Bigfoot! Get my gun! We're going hunting!
00:34:18Buford, we're going to eat soon. Get the salad ready.
00:34:22In a minute, dear!
00:34:23I'm just reading up on this, uh, latest diet phrase.
00:34:28Put that trash down and start tossing the salad!
00:34:35What was that?
00:34:36What was what?
00:34:38That noise.
00:34:40I thought it heard some leaves rustling.
00:34:43It was probably just the wind.
00:34:45How about you fix the salad, set the table. Food's almost done.
00:34:51There's something out there.
00:34:53Damn it! You and your imagination.
00:34:56Remember last year at the beach?
00:34:57You thought you saw a werewolf?
00:35:01Hey! I was protecting that beach!
00:35:04Well, they should have been thanking me instead of threatening to sue me.
00:35:09I told you something's out there!
00:35:14AHHHHH!
00:35:27AHHHHH!
00:35:27AHHHHH!
00:35:28AHHHHH!
00:35:31AHHHHH!
00:35:32AHHHHH!
00:35:34AHHHHH!
00:35:34AHHHHH!
00:35:35AHHHHH!
00:35:36AHHHHH!
00:35:36AHHHHH!
00:35:36It is so hot, I can't believe how hot...
00:35:41Oh my god...
00:35:43Is he doing what I think he's doing?
00:35:45AHHHHH!
00:35:46AHHHHH!
00:35:48AHHHHH!
00:35:49Come on, let's get out of here.
00:35:52AHHHHH!
00:35:53AHHHHH!
00:35:54AHHHHH!
00:35:55AHHHHH!
00:35:56AHHHHH!
00:35:57AHHHHH!
00:35:58AHHHHH!
00:35:59AHHHHH!
00:36:01AHHHHH!
00:36:02AHHHHH!
00:36:07Eddie, where the hell are we?
00:36:10Let's see!
00:36:16The sun rises in the west and sets in the east.
00:36:22The sun rises in the east and sets in the west!
00:36:28What? Are you sure?
00:36:31I know I've seen it sat in the east before.
00:36:36Give me that map before you hurt yourself.
00:36:38I know these woods like I know the back of my hand.
00:36:42And I don't know where the hell we're at. Hey, look at that.
00:36:47Guys.
00:36:50Check this out. What do we do?
00:36:54We follow the trail, idiot.
00:37:11Let's go, Skip. They're taking off without us.
00:37:15Do we have everything?
00:37:16I think so.
00:37:18Alright, let's go.
00:37:39Where are you going? The party went the other way.
00:37:42Relax. It's a shortcut.
00:37:44We'll beat them to the campsite.
00:37:47By the time they get there, we'll already be drunk while they'll still be picking dirt out of their teeth.
00:38:04Oh, come on!
00:38:07Not now!
00:38:08Son of a bitch!
00:38:15He's gone, baby.
00:38:18Sigh.
00:38:21Sigh.
00:38:21Sigh.
00:38:22Sigh.
00:38:23Sigh.
00:38:26Sigh.
00:38:30Sigh.
00:38:31Dammit.
00:38:33What's wrong, baby?
00:38:36Looks like I blew the tranny.
00:38:38Well, I'm sure someone will be along shortly.
00:38:42I don't know. This road seems pretty secluded.
00:38:47I thought you said this was a shortcut.
00:38:50Well, I assumed it was.
00:38:53Hell, Skip, what are we supposed to do now?
00:39:01We hoof it.
00:39:23Oh, my God!
00:39:26When I say run, you run.
00:39:32You're so screwed!
00:39:33Well, that's reassuring!
00:39:38Boy, get your ass up.
00:39:41What the hell?
00:39:46You folks having some trouble?
00:39:48Yeah, my truck died and we need a ride back to the RV park. Can you guys give us a
00:39:53lift?
00:39:53I'm sorry. We've been hiking these woods for hours. Name's Chester. This is my son, Billy Bobob.
00:40:00I'm Skip, and this is Patty.
00:40:02Pleased to make you a quain, sir.
00:40:04Boy, move your ass.
00:40:07You folks will have to wait till morning to get out of here. I mean, it's gonna be dark soon.
00:40:13It's okay. We've got flashlights.
00:40:17Darling, you're gonna need more than flashlights to stop what's out there.
00:40:21What are you talking about?
00:40:24I'm talking about Bigfoot.
00:40:27That's just a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster.
00:40:31Oh, Bigfoot's real. Seen him myself on occasion. In fact, just got through terrorizing some women down by the river.
00:40:37Sure. Me and the boy have been out tracking him. We can help you get out in the morning, but
00:40:42you best stay with us tonight.
00:40:45I don't know.
00:40:49We got food. We're willing to share.
00:40:53Come on, Skip. They've got guns. And food. We'll be safe.
00:41:02Okay, we'll stay. But it's not because I believe in Bigfoot or anything.
00:41:07It's just, I don't want Patty to trip and spin her ankle in the dark.
00:41:13What a gentleman.
00:41:17Come on. I've also got some supplies in the truck.
00:41:27Hey, maybe we should go get some firewood, Daddy.
00:41:29Good idea, boy. Get busy. The boy's gonna get some firewood.
00:41:37I was right here raking leaves about six months ago.
00:41:40Yes, about two weeks ago.
00:41:42Something knocked over my trash cans. I saw this thing come out from behind the rock.
00:41:46Uh, so, what was it?
00:41:50Yeah, I know it's a little blurry, but that's Bigfoot.
00:41:53Bigfoot?
00:41:53Oh, it was Bigfoot.
00:41:57I looked up and I saw him right up there on that hill.
00:42:00What happened, if I may ask?
00:42:03Went in the house.
00:42:05Get me my shotgun and came out and he was gone.
00:42:07Out of nowhere, I saw this thing standing right in the middle of the road.
00:42:12Pretty sure he stole my car, too.
00:42:14No one comes on my property without my permission.
00:42:16You hear me?
00:42:17Are you sure it wasn't a bear?
00:42:20Are you sure it wasn't raccoons?
00:42:23I think he had a photo of it.
00:42:24Good thing for him I haven't seen him since.
00:42:27Yeah?
00:42:28It was Bigfoot.
00:42:29Let me tell you something, son.
00:42:30Mr. James, I know what I saw.
00:42:33Bigfoot or no Bigfoot?
00:42:34No it is.
00:42:37Hmm.
00:42:41You getting all that?
00:42:43Right.
00:42:47Are you guys done?
00:42:48Nah, I just stopped by to use the restroom.
00:42:50Any messages?
00:42:51Yes, the mayor called.
00:42:52He wants you to call him back.
00:42:54Your wife also called.
00:42:56Again?
00:42:57Alrighty.
00:42:58I'll take care of this later on, okay?
00:43:00Okay.
00:43:01All right, then I'll be right back, all right?
00:43:04Can I get you a glass of water?
00:43:06Oh, no.
00:43:07Thank you, though.
00:43:24Hey, it's Harlan.
00:43:25I know you wouldn't be calling unless you had good news.
00:43:29Did you get my story?
00:43:31No, not yet.
00:43:33Then why are you calling?
00:43:35Well, I've talked to a few people and I don't really think that there's a story here.
00:43:42James, let me explain something to you.
00:43:45You're a tabloid journalist.
00:43:48You get the story no matter what.
00:43:50I know, but it's hard because I just...
00:43:53Hey, I don't want excuses.
00:43:54I want results.
00:43:56If you have to shave a hundred monkeys and then glue their hair to some homeless guy to get your
00:44:01picture,
00:44:02then that's what you do.
00:44:03Got it?
00:44:05Understood.
00:44:07Good.
00:44:08Now, the next time we talk, you'll have my story.
00:44:12Right?
00:44:13Yes, sir.
00:44:17Well, that coffee kind of runs right through me, you know?
00:44:20All right, Rachel.
00:44:21Okay, Sheriff.
00:44:22Be safe.
00:44:23All right, I will.
00:44:24Shall we?
00:44:31Thank you for the food, Chester.
00:44:32Oh, you're quite welcome, darling.
00:44:35Do you mind if I ask you something?
00:44:37Shoot.
00:44:39You said you've seen Bigfoot.
00:44:41What's it like?
00:44:44Well, he's all hairy.
00:44:46Bigger than a bear.
00:44:49And ugly as sin.
00:44:51I've been hunting him for years and ain't never caught him.
00:44:54Shouldn't you be running away from something like that instead of chasing it?
00:44:59Most folks would.
00:45:00I got a score to settle with that son of a bitch.
00:45:04See, my brother, Riff, he disappeared one day.
00:45:08Showed up about a week later, all beaten and bow-legged.
00:45:14Well, what happened?
00:45:17Well, he was out hunting for some dinner, and he got knocked unconscious.
00:45:24And he woke up in a cave lying next to a female Bigfoot.
00:45:29She had her way with him, and he just couldn't talk about it.
00:45:35That's horrible.
00:45:37That's not the half of it.
00:45:40He wound up in the Himalayas, you know, trying to clear his head and get away from all
00:45:46this.
00:45:48Well, he was out taking a leak in the snow one day and got punched in the head and knocked
00:45:53unconscious.
00:45:53He woke up in a Yeti cave.
00:45:56You've got to be kidding me.
00:45:58I wish I was, friend.
00:46:00He found out he had been violated.
00:46:03Again.
00:46:06And poor old Riff, he ain't never been the same since.
00:46:14Oh, you folks want some more beans?
00:46:18No.
00:46:20We're good.
00:46:25I think we're going to turn in.
00:46:27Come on, Patty.
00:46:36What are you doing?
00:46:37Those hillbillies are right outside.
00:46:39Oh, they won't mind.
00:46:41Besides, Daddy needs his sugar.
00:46:46Not now, Skip.
00:46:48Come on.
00:46:50We might as well make the best of a bad situation.
00:47:08Oh, my God.
00:47:10Oh, my God.
00:47:15Oh, my God.
00:47:19Oh, my God.
00:47:24What do you want, boy?
00:47:29Where's Bigfoot?
00:47:30Give me my gun.
00:47:40You did it, Daddy.
00:47:42Come on.
00:47:43Let's finish this.
00:47:44I want to see his face when I pull the trigger.
00:47:47What the?
00:47:49What's going on?
00:47:50I thought I heard a gunshot.
00:47:52I did it.
00:47:52I finally shot that bastard.
00:48:03Bigfoot looks a lot like Skip.
00:48:05That is Skip, you idiot.
00:48:07Help him up.
00:48:12You shot me in the ass.
00:48:14Take it easy, fella.
00:48:16What are you doing out here in this crazy outfit?
00:48:18It was cold, and I had to use the bathroom.
00:48:21We thought you were Bigfoot.
00:48:23Well, I'm not.
00:48:27What am I supposed to do with this chunk taken out of my ass?
00:48:31Well, I think there's a first aid kit in the truck.
00:48:35Well, thank you, darling.
00:48:36You can go on back to sleep now.
00:48:38Are you sure you don't need my help?
00:48:41No.
00:48:41It's nothing serious.
00:48:43I believe we can handle it from here on.
00:48:45All right.
00:48:49Get me out of here.
00:48:51How about is it?
00:48:54I feel like I lost a lot of blood.
00:48:55You're going to be fine.
00:48:57The bullet just barely grazed you.
00:48:59Barely grazed me?
00:49:00Tell it to my ass.
00:49:05Barely nicked you.
00:49:06It's pretty bad.
00:49:07Nothing but a scratch.
00:49:08It's not a scratch.
00:49:09Trust me, I've seen a lot worse.
00:49:12I haven't.
00:49:15What do you make of your mind?
00:49:17Shut up, Billy.
00:49:18I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:49:26Hey, baby.
00:49:28Do those hillbillies fix you up outside?
00:49:32I know it hurts.
00:49:34Come lay next to Mama.
00:49:38Baby, you really need to take a shower.
00:49:43Are you going to stay wrapped up in that rug all night?
00:49:47Looks like someone's feeling a little better.
00:49:50Baby, that tickles.
00:49:57Ow, that hurts.
00:49:58Stop complaining.
00:49:59I'd complain too.
00:50:01Are you sure you don't have any whiskey I can take for the pain?
00:50:03For the last time, no.
00:50:05Now hold still.
00:50:06Come on, Jesus.
00:50:17Baby, if you're going to go to the bathroom,
00:50:19at least take that rug off so you don't get shot again.
00:50:25I'd be squirming around too.
00:50:33There you are, good as new.
00:50:37Yeah, good as new, yeah.
00:50:39Except for the huge chunk taking on my ass.
00:50:42You're fine, it's just a scratch.
00:50:44You'll be up and humping in no time.
00:50:47What?
00:50:52Thanks, Chester.
00:50:53I owe you one.
00:50:55Bet your ass.
00:50:56I help.
00:51:15Daddy's home.
00:51:17What do you say we?
00:51:19Start the fire one more time.
00:51:22Again?
00:51:23Baby, I could use a little tension right now.
00:51:26Yeah, I know, but I'm completely worn out.
00:51:30When did you get so big?
00:51:34What are you talking about?
00:51:37I've always been big.
00:51:40All I can say is, wow.
00:51:43Well, thank you.
00:52:00Sheriff, what's your honest take on all this Bigfoot stuff?
00:52:05Am I just wasting my time up here?
00:52:09Well, whether he's real or not, one thing's for certain.
00:52:13This is Bigfoot country.
00:52:16I've lived here all my life, and I've never had an encounter or sighting or anything like that.
00:52:21But I've got friends and relatives who'll swear to what they've seen.
00:52:25It's all a matter of what you want to believe.
00:52:28I mean, I've talked to over a dozen people, and I've heard some of the weirdest Bigfoot stories.
00:52:36But there's one common denominator.
00:52:39Nobody's ever gotten hurt.
00:52:42So what are you saying?
00:52:44Why do people make him out to be such a monster?
00:52:48Well, Mr. James, it wouldn't be any good if there were no evil.
00:52:55Sir, anybody claim the bounty yet?
00:52:58No, not yet.
00:53:00I'm sure somebody will catch him.
00:53:02No one has yet.
00:53:04Hey bud, you almost bagged him once, didn't you?
00:53:07What? Wait, you saw Bigfoot?
00:53:11Sure did.
00:53:13I was down there by the river, hunting deer.
00:53:17Well, I had my shotgun locked on him.
00:53:20He saw me, turned around, and walked away.
00:53:26Why didn't you pull the trigger?
00:53:28Because he didn't give me a reason to.
00:53:30I mean, he's out there in his natural habitat, probably trying to find some food.
00:53:34I figured he's out there trying to survive, like the rest of us.
00:53:42Can I get a vodka and cranberry, please?
00:53:46Sheriff, Mr. James, burning the midnight oil?
00:53:49Something like that.
00:53:52Well, it's getting late, I should probably get going.
00:53:55I'll give you a holler if I hear anything.
00:53:58Do you guys serve food here?
00:54:00No, just alcohol.
00:54:03And there's an all-night diner down the road.
00:54:05You want to go check it out?
00:54:07I'm really starving.
00:54:10No, I think I'm good.
00:54:13Well, I think I'll go check that place out.
00:54:16I'll see you later.
00:54:20Yeah.
00:54:23All I'm saying is that television's a dying medium.
00:54:28Everything's online now.
00:54:29So wouldn't that make your tablet obsolete, too?
00:54:33No.
00:54:35There will always be tablets.
00:54:37People always need more junk to buy at the counter.
00:54:42No matter what's going on in the world, everybody wants to read about Elvis and aliens and even the world's
00:54:52fattest cat.
00:54:53I must have missed that issue.
00:54:55Are you kidding me?
00:54:56That's every issue.
00:54:59We're always trying to convince people into believing things that don't really exist.
00:55:04I know what you mean.
00:55:06The news is always preying on people's fears.
00:55:10We're only supposed to report the facts, but there's no such thing as impartiality.
00:55:15There's always an agenda.
00:55:17Last call.
00:55:22I guess we should go.
00:55:24Where are you staying?
00:55:27Across the street at the Blackhawk Lodge.
00:55:56Well, this is my stop.
00:56:03I guess I'll see you later.
00:56:05I guess I'll see you later.
00:56:31It's later.
00:56:47Hello?
00:56:48Morning, sunshine.
00:56:50Barry?
00:56:51How's my story coming?
00:56:54Slowly but surely.
00:56:57I got a couple leads that, uh...
00:56:59Get any pictures yet?
00:57:00Well, no, but I, um...
00:57:04What good is the story without the proof?
00:57:07I know, I just, it's...
00:57:10Listen to me, James.
00:57:12I really need you to get to the bottom of this story.
00:57:16If you can't do that, then I'll find someone who can and you can go back to making copies and
00:57:22fetching
00:57:23my coffee for me.
00:57:25Is that what you want?
00:57:28No, sir.
00:57:29Now get your sorry ass out of bed and go get my story.
00:57:38Who's that?
00:57:39My boss.
00:57:42I gotta get to work.
00:57:47I think you'd better get down there to make sure we get our story.
00:58:01Now I know why I don't usually drink this much.
00:58:05I could really go for something to eat.
00:58:06You want to get breakfast?
00:58:08Sure.
00:58:15Hello?
00:58:16Hey, it's Bubba.
00:58:18Listen, I just got a report of another encounter.
00:58:20Seems like one of the local women got up close and personal a few weeks ago with Bigfoot.
00:58:26Well, can I talk to her?
00:58:28Well, you can try.
00:58:29Her name's, uh, Julie Lewis.
00:58:33She runs a local children's store down.
00:58:36It's called, uh, Just For Kids.
00:58:38You might want to hear what she has to say.
00:58:40That is, if she'll talk to you.
00:58:42Where's the store located?
00:58:45All right.
00:58:47Thanks, Sheriff.
00:58:50What's wrong?
00:58:52Looks like we just got our first lead.
00:59:03Damn it, boy.
00:59:04What the hell's wrong with you?
00:59:05You could have blown my brains out.
00:59:07Sorry, Daddy.
00:59:08Quiet, boy.
00:59:09We're in Bigfoot country.
00:59:12You smell that?
00:59:13That's the smell of the beast.
00:59:16Are you sure that's Bigfoot?
00:59:17Yep.
00:59:17I've smelled that stink before.
00:59:20He's so close, I can taste him.
00:59:23Uh, Daddy?
00:59:24Quiet, boy.
00:59:26But, uh...
00:59:26You're gonna get us killed, boy.
00:59:29What?
00:59:33Oh, son of a bitch.
00:59:36Why didn't you say something?
00:59:42I swear, there's no way you could have come from these loins.
00:59:47Come on, boy.
00:59:48Let's get out of here.
01:00:03Hi.
01:00:04I'll be right with you.
01:00:05Thank you so much.
01:00:06Oh, thank you.
01:00:13Is there anything I could help you folks with today?
01:00:15Yes.
01:00:16Sheriff Lopez sent us over here.
01:00:18He said you had an encounter with Bigfoot.
01:00:22Oh.
01:00:23You must be the reporter and the guy from the tabloid.
01:00:27He told me you might be stopping in.
01:00:29Miss Lewis, would you mind telling us what happened?
01:00:33I don't think so.
01:00:34Any information you provide would be helpful.
01:00:38No, I don't think so.
01:00:40I didn't even want to tell the sheriff.
01:00:42Please, Miss Lewis.
01:00:44It's important.
01:00:47Well, okay.
01:00:50I've lived up here my whole life and never once did I believe in Bigfoot.
01:00:54But now, I know he's real.
01:00:58It happened several weeks ago.
01:01:01There's a spot by the river where I go to sunbathe.
01:01:04No one ever goes there.
01:01:17This spot is so peaceful and private.
01:01:20I'm able to relax and not be bothered by anyone ever.
01:01:27Since the spot's so secluded, I'm able to do whatever I want.
01:01:32Next thing I know, the sky went dark.
01:01:35I thought maybe someone had discovered my secret place.
01:01:38I couldn't quite make out what was standing in front of me.
01:01:44I wanted to scream, but I couldn't.
01:01:47It was Bigfoot all right.
01:01:48A large, hairy, ape-like creature.
01:01:51But then, I suddenly felt a calm about the creature.
01:01:54Like he didn't want to hurt me.
01:01:56Then he was gone.
01:01:58Just like that.
01:02:02So, all he wanted were your panties.
01:02:08This happened several weeks ago.
01:02:10How come you waited so long to say something?
01:02:13Well, I didn't want everyone to think I was crazy.
01:02:17But when I found out about the bounty, I figured I should tell the authorities.
01:02:21I'm afraid someone will kill it.
01:02:24Would that be such a bad thing?
01:02:26It might be the only one of its kind.
01:02:28Miss?
01:02:30I'll be right with you.
01:02:32Can I take this?
01:02:33Oh, no.
01:02:34Go ahead.
01:02:35Thank you for your time, Miss Lewis.
01:02:39So, what do you think?
01:02:44I'm thinking we should go looking for this thing ourselves.
01:02:51Say, you folks from around here?
01:02:54No.
01:02:54Not really.
01:02:55Well, you folks better be careful.
01:02:57There's been a lot of Bigfoot sightings around here.
01:03:02Weren't you on television?
01:03:04Yes, I was.
01:03:05Wow, you're pretty in person.
01:03:09Say, if you're not doing anything, maybe a little later we could...
01:03:14She's busy.
01:03:17So, where are you heading?
01:03:20I don't know.
01:03:21Got any suggestions?
01:03:23The swimming hole's real nice.
01:03:24It's down the ways.
01:03:25Want me to draw your map?
01:03:26Yeah.
01:03:31There you go.
01:03:32Oh, that'll be $14.99.
01:03:34Dude, that's totally him.
01:03:38No way.
01:03:39He's more taller, more heavier.
01:03:44Excuse me?
01:03:47What are you guys talking about?
01:03:49Bigfoot, dude.
01:03:52Bigfoot, what about him?
01:03:54He looks nothing like the postcard.
01:03:56Yeah, he does, man.
01:03:58No way.
01:04:00How do you two know what Bigfoot looks like?
01:04:05Because we were out partying with you last night.
01:04:12We were out in the woods, getting nicely toasted.
01:04:17When we heard a noise.
01:04:21Then, out of the blue, there he is, standing right in front of us.
01:04:27So, we asked if you wanted to join us.
01:04:54All I can say is, that dude knew how to party.
01:05:03Who is also?
01:05:04I'm a friend.
01:05:06I will be here.
01:05:09My friend.
01:05:18He's his ребята.
01:05:19See you next time.
01:05:19I look at him.
01:05:22I'm the least one.
01:05:26You used to be a bad boy.
01:05:27You used to be a bad boy.
01:05:28He used to be a bad boy.
01:05:28You used to be a bad boy.
01:05:31you mean to tell me you got high with Bigfoot no dude he got wasted with big
01:05:39foot do you know where he is passed out we woke up he was gone like yeah where
01:05:49were you guys last night swimming hole swimming hole I guess we know where to
01:05:59look hey man if you see him can you tell him to give me back my ball he took your
01:06:12bone oh don't worry about it buy a new one
01:06:26there he is I see him get down boy somebody's shooting at us daddy I'm scared hold your fire down
01:06:36there you're gonna kill somebody
01:06:49we who else is down there with you hold your fire I'm coming down let's go boy don't do anything
01:07:01to embarrass me
01:07:14Chester Scroggins you old goat what are you doing out here in that outfit
01:07:22hunting Bigfoot after the reward money too huh reward what reward 25 grand cash you mean
01:07:32somebody's willing to pay money for that bastard I shoot him for free you mean to
01:07:37tell me you don't know anything about that reward I don't know nothing about no
01:07:41money I'm just hunting for the hell of it I got a score to settle with that bastard
01:07:47well since you're out here too why don't you join us oh no I'm not splitting my
01:07:53reward five different ways with that son of a bitch well I might just let you shake
01:07:58my hand when I haul his corpse in boy what did I say about embarrassing me Chester what in the
01:08:08world are you feeding that kid come on let's get out of here before we all pass out and good
01:08:16luck
01:08:16you'll need it oh by the way you need to get out of them ghillie suits before somebody takes a
01:08:22shot at
01:08:23takes a chunk out of your ass sorry daddy I couldn't hold it in there is no way that you
01:08:35came from my
01:08:36loins let's go boy and take that suit off you look ridiculous
01:08:50I loved the swim afterwards and that was just what is that thing I have no idea it kind of
01:09:01looks like a bear this one stressed out bear what are you doing we got to tell someone about this
01:09:22yes Rachel yeah go ahead and transfer the call Sheriff Lopez speaking ma'am could you repeat that
01:09:35really and you're absolutely positive where did you say this happen at and you're certain about
01:09:44what you saw huh and what was your name again ma'am all righty much obliged thanks for notifying us
01:10:27I think this is the spot where the fishermen and schoolgirls saw him
01:10:31the wall just weren't too far from here maybe we should go to where those girls were camping
01:10:47see any signs of footprints
01:10:58hold it right there whoa take it easy mister what don't move please just let us go and we'll be
01:11:10out of
01:11:10your hair behind you what the oh my god is that what i think it is yep that's bigfoot
01:11:28it's okay you folks are safe now
01:11:34what are you planning on doing i'm gonna shoot him right between the eyes
01:11:39and maybe make a vest out of his skin soup out of his bones
01:11:46look if it's about the money then there is no money i should know i'm the reporter from the newspaper
01:11:55tabloid whatever bottom line there was never any money we just said there was so we'd get people to
01:12:01talk i don't care about no money this is personal my brother was raped by one of these things twice
01:12:10um could you repeat that last part again say good knack on the racing look chupacagra what where
01:12:22damn it what the hell did you do that for i couldn't let you shoot him
01:12:27come on boys get in the way
01:12:49you had your story right in front of you why'd you do it
01:12:55because sometimes sometimes the myth is more important than the truth
01:13:04hey guys check this out looks like a cave well what are you waiting for get in there
01:13:14i ain't going in eddie you go there's no way i'm going in first
01:13:21fine i'll go in first but i get a bigger cut of the reward
01:13:38what kind of sick freak lives here i don't know is your cousin real back in town
01:13:46no no not that i know get bigfoot be ready to take care of this pervert
01:13:53oh my god what's that what the hell
01:14:03i still can't believe what just happened i know what are you going to do
01:14:15i guess i'm going to tell my boss i didn't get the story
01:14:20whatever happens happens i'll probably go back to being the copy boy i'm sure everything will be okay
01:14:30there you are i've been looking all over for you what's going on they got them got who bigfoot they
01:14:37finally got them
01:14:48what the hell happened to you guys
01:14:50nothing give us some whiskey you guys don't drink whiskey
01:14:54we do today
01:15:13keep them coming bud
01:15:14keep them coming
01:15:44all right come on
01:15:51what's going on looks like they've caught bigfoot
01:15:55well it's about time
01:15:57folks we just had a break in the bigfoot case
01:16:00here's the thing that's been causing us trouble this whole weekend
01:16:04nothing more than a man dressed up like an ape
01:16:06sheriff you gotta believe me this wasn't my idea my boss sent me i didn't do anything
01:16:13we caught him we caught him in the woods he had a bunch of makeup and costumes in the car
01:16:17claims he works for the tattletale
01:16:21harlan harlan is that you
01:16:23it's me kenny the copy boy tell the sheriff you know me tell him barry sent me this was this
01:16:28was all
01:16:29barry's idea
01:16:29harlan you know this man
01:16:31sheriff i've never seen that guy before
01:16:36this was just a big joke yeah well those campers didn't think it was such a joke
01:16:41think your little hoax wasted our whole weekend here
01:16:45but i just got here honest i didn't do anything harlan help me out
01:16:48all right quiet you now i got a cell in there with your name on it
01:16:52no i didn't do anything no my boss sent me it was all his idea
01:16:57come on all right that's enough folks nothing more to see here just a man and a monkey sleuth
01:17:03come on now your boss sent him it appears so so what are we gonna do
01:17:15keep quiet go about our lives so i guess that's it then well it doesn't have to be
01:17:28i've got my room for one more night feel like playing the sunbather and panty thief sounds like a plan
01:17:45get up boy daddy i'm tired my foot hurts my butt hurts and there's a rock in my shoe
01:17:56hell i'm tired too
01:18:01yeah we tried we failed maybe we should just stick to hunting ufos
01:18:12let me help you with that stone
01:18:35let's go homeboy
01:18:42let's go homeboy
01:18:43guys don't want to talk about it bud you wouldn't believe us if we told you
01:18:48i'm a bartender i've heard every story imaginable come on lay it on me
01:19:00well we was out looking for bigfoot and we found this cave we went in we found all these pairs
01:19:06of
01:19:06women's underwear and empty beer bottles while we were looking around we discovered we weren't
01:19:12alone next thing we know the cave went dark and we couldn't see a thing yeah we woke up in
01:19:18the
01:19:19middle of the forest with our pants around our ankles and a shotgun shot oh i'm gonna have to stop
01:19:24you
01:19:24boys right there maybe there are some stories that shouldn't be told
01:19:34there you go consider it on the house
01:19:41all i'm saying is maybe we're the aliens man like what if there's creatures
01:19:49out there afraid of us
01:20:02you're crazy man yeah wait wait what'd he say he said he said uh
01:20:19dude i have to know what i really said
01:20:51Ha ha ha ha ha!
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