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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 02: Somebody Nose
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00:28You
00:38One at a time what if he's really hurt
00:43Okay, uh, so um
00:46We had the mannequin up on the ride and then it just suddenly turns on and then this guy appears
00:52out of nowhere
00:53Nancy he runs the carnival with his wife. He climbs up the steps and he lunges at Malachi
00:58And wham the ride takes him out. Okay. Okay. So who turned on the ride this Clancy guy? He must
01:03have probably trying to scare us or something
01:07Hey, whoa scare you or hurt you. Yeah, it wasn't his fault, right? Yeah, probably tried to teach us a
01:13lesson. It was totally his fault
01:17I mean, it was pretty full-on the way you went Malachi. Yeah, he did jump him. I have seen
01:21him get pretty aggro after a few beers
01:23Yeah, and it really wasn't that bad. You know what we did trespass out
01:27All right, listen listen listen everyone delete any photos from the carnival texts as well tomorrow tomorrow
01:35You go to uni open day like everything's eight's wife guys. This is really wrong. Quinny. Were you not listening?
01:39He turned on the ride. We are the victims here
01:41Honestly, he's just lucky that none of us were injured. Otherwise, he would be in huge trouble
01:45Exactly. Yeah, about that's actually I think I've dislocated my shoulder. No, it's all right
01:51I need someone to pop it in please. I think that needs to be done by them. There's someone who's
01:57not ant
01:57Oh my god, you bunch of pussies. I told you not to move
02:02What do I do? Just get underneath it and shove it up. Ready? Ready? Yep. One, two
02:18Here's the smell of blood still all the perfumes of arabia will not sweeten this little hand
02:27Okay, you degenerates like even listening to me
02:30Yeah
02:33Come on people, I need feedback. I need to make a good impression on lane at open uni day today
02:39Who?
02:41Lane henson
02:43She selects the ensemble for skoda. My entire future rests in her delicate manicured hands hopefully
02:50Okay guys, I don't want to sound like a bitch, but why am I the only one committed to operation
02:54act normal?
02:55I'm so sorry. I'm really out of it. I um
02:58Didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy. Look, there's nothing in the news. Okay. No mention of
03:03the carnival
03:04If he was hurt, there would have been a story
03:06Oh, woodsy light
03:07Thank you
03:10A man is dead
03:14What?
03:17Where's the head?
03:20The head? What? My head? What?
03:22Here it is top my shoulders enjoying this glorious day
03:26Thank you emory
03:28There has been a claim from saint bruno's that a group of hartley high students have stolen a very valuable
03:35bust of their patron saint
03:37That is
03:39Disgraceful, isn't it darren?
03:41Especially since I said there was to be no
03:46Retaliation and yet here we are
03:49Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police
03:52But I have asked that he wait until the end of the day just in case the bust is returned
03:59And if you behave yourselves at the university open day, there should in fact be no further problems
04:08Should there?
04:09No
04:10Should there?
04:11Should there?
04:11Mm-mm
04:13Should there
04:19Thanks miss
04:20Oh, what my god
04:21We need to take that bust back. We do not want the cops getting involved in this
04:25You said that we did nothing wrong
04:26Yeah, we didn't
04:27But um, who knows how our imperfect justice system will say these things
04:32At a minimum they could do you for breaking and entering
04:42Must have happened when it fell we can't take it back like this
04:52Bravo
04:54Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves
04:56Piss off, Sasha. Not now, okay?
05:00What were you even gonna do with it?
05:01Nothing
05:01You just stole it. That was the whole revenge plan
05:06Well, as vice-captain, I do have a duty to tell woodsy that I've located the missing bust
05:12Oh, here we go
05:14All year you've been yapping on about how being vice-captain makes you all superior
05:19But you know what?
05:20Everyone is just laughing at how lame you are
05:23Lame is a really ableist term
05:25Amory?
05:25Oh my god, this is why we don't hang out with you anymore
05:29How have you managed to figure out how to criticize literally everything?
05:36Whatever
05:38Have fun getting busted
05:41Busted
05:42Get it guys
05:44All right
05:45What are we gonna do?
05:47Bust for the uni open day leaves like now
05:50Well, let's just stash it here
05:52We will find the nose, return the bus, but we just have to go to uni open day and act
05:56normal
05:57Okay, I need to run my lines
05:59Quinny, can you come with me?
06:00Nah, I need five minutes in the sensory room
06:03Let's go
06:04I gotta take a dump
06:06Ew
06:09This noseless fuck is gonna come back to haunt me
06:12I can feel it
06:13This noseless fuck is gonna come back to haunt me
06:21Possible
06:22Injuries
06:23from falling
06:25A prox
06:26four meters
06:51oh geez but jumpy there sparkles exam stress getting to you yeah something like that well
07:00today is your lucky day for just a small fee i can connect you to one of our wicked smart
07:07year nines okay we stick a bunch of glittery shit to her face wheel her into the exam room in
07:13your
07:13spot mark of 95 plus or your money back guaranteed okay sorry who are you aside from your personal
07:25savior i'm taz taz you're woodsy's nice the hell how do you know that well i'm the school captain
07:32so she confides at me a lot hmm what she told you then that you had a lot of issues
07:39in new zealand
07:39that you moved here three weeks ago and that i should let her know if i hear of you getting
07:44up
07:44to any trouble okay look i don't see why my auntie needs to concern herself with my business dealings
07:56so let's say you and i forget we had this little champ
08:02well lucky i've got other things to worry about right now wait wait wait wait wait what's the
08:09deal with that room oh it's a space of students with sensory issues that's funny because i sensed
08:16i need to be in this room well you can sense by first of all obtaining an access card and
08:21you can
08:22do that by having a meeting with nurse carol and then getting a letter from your guardian which in your
08:26case uh what's it right twinny bus is leaving in five okay uh you two about finding somewhere a bit
08:34more private to conduct your human biology tutorial
08:59oh
09:00hey you're considering your options outside the tattoo apprenticeship
09:03nah miss i'm just here for the bludge right okay well bludge or not i want everyone on their
09:08best behavior okay i'll be roaming if you can't find me look for the sausage sizzle take this
09:13opportunity amory enjoy the psych talk harper art session is at two your future awaits
09:20that statue's nose is probably at the carnival right now just waiting to be found
09:26plans he could give it to the cops say that he saw some kids fleeing from the scene meanwhile the
09:31saint marino's principal reports the stolen bust which would see you know as we took they join the
09:35dots noah breaks up with me and my spectacular future comes crumbling down before my very eyes
09:49i'm losing my god damn mind here harper
09:52chill you're just tired okay everything will be fine okay and if it's not well at least i don't have
10:02to pay rent in prison
10:04i think that was funny
10:08it'll be okay explicably mimicking him hiccuping and amicably welcoming welcome to the scota drama
10:13workshop yes fine oh hi mom thanks guys i thought your mom was lining up to be a carpenter you
10:19know like
10:20jesus or some shit she is okay and how does this line up with that girls keep complaining about my
10:27performance so gotta level up. Oi! When's your new chapter of Velvet
10:33Thrones coming out? I'm getting blue balls over here. I'm not the one writing
10:36that smut. Oh yeah right. Wait you can read? Okay welcome welcome everyone we are
10:43just about ready to get started so put your things down let's make a circle
10:47just in the center of the space yep in the back everyone. Hey you all good? Yep. I just have
10:52to
10:53push the last 24 hours out of my mind and manifest my destiny. Okay we are gonna
10:59start with a quick warm-up. Does everyone know zip-zap-boing? Excellent okay who
11:06wants to start us off? Zap! And you said you were trying to do a backflip?
11:14Must have been some landing. Yeah judges only gave me a four. Can you believe it?
11:19I'd like to get some imaging to assess the damage. I see you're in about 18
11:25months ago for a shoulder complaint? Oh that was that was a totally different thing.
11:29He was assaulted by a police officer. Mum? I still regret not reporting that bastard. Oh can you?
11:33Oh can you not mum please? There's a way for scans. We'll get you something for the pain. Yep.
11:56Jumping much? Sorry I didn't get much sleep last night I'm a little wired.
11:59I'm up late figuring out where to stash the St. Bruno statue that you stole?
12:02No idea what you're talking about. Spare place ain't licked. It's a good gap. Our principal is PR.
12:08Did she stutter? We didn't take your stupid statue. Anne-Marie, it's cool. We think it's funny,
12:13we all think it's funny. It's hilarious. Okay great. But we didn't do it. Okay? Yeah. You sure you're okay?
12:21Yeah. Yeah. Just tired. Um, I'll text you. Yeah. Hop up. Go get some career advice.
12:40I'll be a dick. Excess card, excess card. Bingo.
13:01Hello. Hey, there she is. New kid on the block. Taking names, kicking goals.
13:08Uh, you left your lunch on the counter this morning, so. Oh, thank you. You're welcome.
13:15So, what's good? Settling in alright pain mother? I don't know auntie. Why don't you ask your little
13:22spy? A school captain? Who? Quinny? Yeah. No, I just thought, you know, she could show you around and
13:30give you the DL on the skibbidi. I'm not sure if I'm saying that properly, but. If you really want
13:36to
13:36help me, just stop telling you about me related. And it's Taz, my paimana. Yeah, sure. Uh, Taz.
13:48Yeah. Okay, well, I'll, I'll see you later. At home, Taz. I mean, keep that on the down low.
13:54What's your problem? Just give me your lunch. Stay away from me. Hey. Oi. I'm taking your lunch.
14:04Does that happen often? Here, I have mine. Thanks. Happy to help.
14:13Artie Jennings.
14:17But, uh, listen, Artie, there is something you could do for me to return the favour.
14:25And make a lot of money in the process. I'm telling you, the new chapter's out. I'm on it.
14:31Writing, narrative. I know. Here we go. Yes. Yes.
14:38The queen couldn't help but moan as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body from lifting.
14:44Oh my god, the lanterns is so hot. I just found this.
14:47I love the lanterns. I've been mazing all night.
14:55As the queen emerged from the lake, her naked body glistening in the moonlight,
15:02she realised that the mage had cast a vanishing spell.
15:07Wish I could cast a vanishing spell on your pants right now.
15:14Oi. I saw Miss Oba telling you off earlier.
15:19What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem?
15:22A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones.
15:27It's far away from the prying eyes of teachers.
15:33Oh, yeah.
15:37Oh, yeah.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:43Oh, yeah.
15:45Oh, yeah.
15:47Oh, yeah.
15:58Oh, yeah.
15:59Interested enjoying the hacks?
16:03Hot activist girlies.
16:05We bust into factory farms and liberate the animals and then we hook up afterwards.
16:09Kind of like a polycule situation.
16:12Oh.
16:15I.
16:16I, I, I, I, yes, yes, I want to be a hag.
16:24Hot.
16:26Sign up here.
16:28Oh my gosh, you have no idea how refreshing it is to finally be surrounded by like-minded
16:33individuals.
16:34I mean, the sheeple at my school, they don't give a shit about anything other than themselves.
16:39People are the worst.
16:40Right?
16:41Um, but not that I'm gonna let that stop me.
16:45Um, right now I'm writing an expose on this dude who makes Weinstein look like a saint.
16:50And I mean, this guy is an actual 11th century saint.
16:53I mean, but the church never acknowledged that.
16:56Are you wearing Ake by Andre?
17:00Yeah.
17:02You know they test on animals, right?
17:10It was a free sample.
17:12Come back when you're ready to live your truth, not just speak it.
17:25Hiding out with the animals, huh?
17:27I know that man turned on the riot, but he was only there because of us.
17:31Plansy is indestructible.
17:33One time half the haunted house came down on him because he was too wasted to sandbag it.
17:40How come you're not looking around?
17:43I, uh, doubt I'll even get in after my trial results.
17:48Well, they're still the real exams.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Em's on a mission to help me cram.
17:56Exams are a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence.
18:00Says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship.
18:04Shortlist.
18:06Besides, you're more ready for the real world than any of us.
18:14No, I'm not looking.
18:15Okay, check out Spider.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Can you believe that's the same guy that started the cum wars?
18:21Right?
18:22Ready?
18:23Ready for your milk?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Look, he's from Mama.
18:28Look, babe, look, look.
18:30Look how cute he is.
18:32Oh, he's cute.
18:34I hope Malakai's okay.
18:36Shoulder looked pretty bad, eh?
18:38Yeah, well, that's why I didn't get up on that thing.
18:40Oh.
18:41Wait, that was a lot last night.
18:45He stressed too much.
18:46Oh, right.
18:48Mmm.
18:49The course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience, social psych, personality theory, relationship
18:56therapy, abnormal brain behavior.
18:58It's a great career path for your future.
19:00If you're interested in going to jail with all your friends, it's hard work.
19:04The degree can be a real ride.
19:09A lot of people get hit hard by the guilt.
19:12It eats away at them.
19:14You did this, Amory.
19:16Your future is bust.
19:18Get it?
19:19Can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record?
19:23Uh, yes, you can.
19:25Um, it might affect your ability to practice, though.
19:28So, okay, as I was saying...
19:30One more thing.
19:31Um, do you think that you would get a criminal record for something like, say, trespassing
19:37if it led to someone being injured?
19:39Um, I'm not an expert in criminal law, but it seems likely, yes.
19:44Ah, okay.
19:45Well, what if it was like a...
19:49Like an oopsie-whoopsie?
19:51Uh-huh.
19:52Yes.
19:53I would say even if it's an oopsie-whoopsie.
19:56Sorry.
19:57I'm not really sure how this is...
19:58Unrelated.
19:58But if you had planned a whole future with someone and then they stuffed it up, would you break
20:01up with them?
20:03What?
20:04What's your name, dear?
20:06What?
20:08Oh.
20:09Never mind.
20:10Sorry.
20:10Um, proceed.
20:13Thank you for the, uh...
20:15Truly, it's just riveting.
20:20Right your wrongs.
20:22Only then will you be free.
20:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
20:26I'm fine, I'm fine.
20:27This is, this is just sleep deprivation.
20:30Time is slipping through your fingers, Anne-Marie.
20:32You're going to hell.
20:36How long before everybody knows what you did?
20:43Are you all right?
20:44You look a little bit...
20:45Deranged.
20:47Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
20:48At least one of us is.
20:49Malachi just called.
20:50It turns out his shoulder's worse than we thought.
20:52He's at St. Vincent's waiting on scans.
20:54What do you tell the doctors, missy?
20:55I don't know.
20:59I gotta go.
21:01I gotta go.
21:05Pops, we're going back to the carnival and we are getting back goddamn those
21:08back right now.
21:09Wait, mom.
21:10Interesting.
21:11And how did that make you feel?
21:14I told her it was a terrible idea, but she insisted.
21:18I just wanted to have a nice night out.
21:20But a circus?
21:21I mean, doctor, you know my issue.
21:24You mean your fear of clowns?
21:28It's not a fear.
21:30It's a kink.
21:32Okay?
21:33If I can't call my wife, Mr. Giggles, and honk her nose while I'm making love to her,
21:39then...
21:41What's the point?
21:42And same.
21:46Thank you all for such committed improv.
21:50Why do you have to make it a weird sex thing?
21:52It's called Yes And.
21:53Go finger a unicorn or something.
21:55Okay, let's move on to audition prep work.
21:58If anyone's brave enough to share.
22:03I'll go.
22:05Woo!
22:06Okay.
22:07Darren, since you're up there, let's see what you've got.
22:30Here's the smell of blood.
22:31Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
22:38Wash your hands, king.
22:40Put on your nightgown.
22:41Look not so pale.
22:43Come.
22:43Come, come, come, come.
22:45Give me your hand.
22:47What's done cannot be undone.
22:51To bed.
22:53To bed.
22:56To bed.
22:57To bed.
23:05Lovely.
23:06Uh, who wants to share next?
23:09Come on, guys.
23:10It's what it's all about.
23:11We've got to get up.
23:12Have a go.
23:22Hey, um, we heard you might be able to help us out.
23:27You want to book the root room?
23:28Yes, please.
23:29Madalyn's been reading Velvet Thrones.
23:32Okay, I can squeeze you guys in at 2pm.
23:34Yeah, 30 bucks paid up front.
23:37Oh, plus that lemonade.
23:40Um, Amelia said it was 20.
23:43Well, maybe Amelia needs a lesson on supply and demand economics because there's a lot
23:48of horny Thrones fans in need of some privacy.
23:50Now, do you want it or not?
23:56Yeah.
23:59You know, I hope for your girlfriend's sake, you're a bit more assertive in the bedroom,
24:04eh?
24:04I hope you're a bit more assertive in my life.
24:18Why?
24:18I hope for your girlfriend's sake, you're a bit more assertive in my life.
24:27I hope for your girlfriend's sake, you're a bit more assertive in my life.
24:31Oh, my gosh.
24:34Beautiful.
24:39We're trying to like free as many of the poor creatures as possible.
24:42It's like really rewarding and hot.
24:45Eat pussy, not animals!
24:48Eat pussy, not animals!
24:51Eat pussy, not animals!
24:53Oh, I did it, I freed her!
24:55Come on, I did it, I did it!
25:00Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook.
25:02It's okay, it's okay, come on.
25:04Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook.
25:05We rescued that chicken.
25:07The vet science club was looking after her while she was waiting to be rehomed.
25:11Oh, it's okay, I've got her.
25:12Wow, you're a natural.
25:14Have you ever considered joining Hacks?
25:16No.
25:17Oh, come on, come on.
25:19I'm just giving my truth.
25:21No, I was just loving my truth.
25:24Come on, I'm sorry, she's actually with us.
25:25You can take her.
25:26Yes, I'm sorry, thank you for your understanding.
25:31Okay.
25:35Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts for attending to the scene of the crime?
25:39It's how they always get caught.
25:44Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bus fell, then it probably, uh, bounced off, like,
25:50that part of the ride and the lantern maybe, uh...
25:55Um, this is pointless.
25:56We're never going to find a tiny piece of rock.
25:59Whoa!
26:00Hey, little lady.
26:01Oh, it was close.
26:03Uh, yeah, the...
26:05The gate was open.
26:06I...
26:06I lost my bag yesterday.
26:08I think I might have left it somewhere around here.
26:11Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that.
26:13This area's a no-go zone while we're investigating.
26:16Investigating?
26:17What happened?
26:18That's what we're trying to ascertain.
26:20We're not at liberty to say.
26:22But, pfft, no one died or anything, right?
26:25Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's.
26:28Oh, my God, who?
26:29Derek.
26:30What?
26:31We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation.
26:34Yeah, of course.
26:36Um...
26:36Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you,
26:39and frankly, it's beside the point.
26:42It's important for us to assess all elements that play thoroughly and objectively.
26:47There's no place to work.
26:48We do it.
26:49How we do it.
26:49No, of course.
26:50Yeah, no worries.
26:52Um...
26:53I'll leave you guys to it.
26:54Thanks.
27:05Hops, I got it.
27:06I got it.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08You should have seen me.
27:09I was like, fucking Spider-Man.
27:11Seriously, he was like...
27:13Um...
27:13Um...
27:14Um...
27:15Um...
27:15Those WorkWatch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital.
27:18He's probably just sprained a wrist or something.
27:20Hops, we got the nose.
27:22No one's dead.
27:23This is a win.
27:24You said Malachi's at St. Vincent's?
27:26Yeah, why?
27:29Shit!
27:35The bell has gone.
27:36Why are we standing around?
27:41Hey, keep it down in there.
27:43What are you two doing loitering around?
27:45Wait, I said keep it down.
27:47Ah, thank you.
27:50Go red, go red!
27:53Shh!
27:54Hi, Mama.
27:56Hi, Auntie.
27:58Hi.
27:59Why aren't you in class?
28:01Um, I got my period.
28:03Your period?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Right.
28:05Just, I thought you got that last week.
28:08Remember when you raided all my pads and used my $90 anti-ageing serum to shave your legs
28:15while you were at it?
28:16Anyway, um, off to class you go.
28:18Sorry.
28:18No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:19Shh, shh, shh, shh.
28:20What are you doing?
28:22What's going on?
28:23Um, I'm really thirsty.
28:27Okay, well, get a drink on your way to class.
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:31Mm-hmm.
28:31What, what are you doing?
28:35I don't know.
28:35What am I doing?
28:37Tess?
28:38I'm really thirsty, actually.
28:40Don't you dare!
28:41Ow!
28:47My office!
28:49Now!
28:55Oh, shit.
28:57Let's go.
29:00Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, and, uh, I look forward to seeing
29:06many of you at auditions soon.
29:08Thanks, guys.
29:14Um, so you guys got fun.
29:17Thank you, Lane.
29:18Truly love you.
29:20Oh, boy!
29:22Uh, Lane?
29:25Darren, what can I do for you?
29:27Um, I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue.
29:33I kind of got the feeling you weren't vibing my performance.
29:40You know, it's, it's funny you use that word, performance, because, honestly, that's what
29:48I felt like I was watching.
29:49A performance, a persona.
29:52Something tells me it's one you might have been playing for quite some time.
29:57I think I was just trying to play to my strengths.
30:01Yeah.
30:02There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe.
30:05You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy.
30:07But it's also a type of armor, a way of protecting yourself.
30:11From what?
30:12You tell me.
30:16The stage is yours to really show the world who you are.
30:19What do you want them to see?
30:48You look ridiculous.
30:50Clancy got a good look at me, too.
30:51I'm not taking any chances.
30:53I cannot believe you can pull this off.
30:58Now we're going.
31:01You came to see me.
31:03Why didn't you pick up your phone?
31:05My nipples feel weird.
31:09Shit.
31:10He's high on painkillers.
31:12Okay, you need to come with us, hmm?
31:14Well, I'm just making a tea.
31:15Are you crazy?
31:16Get this off.
31:17Hey, that's my happy bracelet.
31:20Listen, okay, Clancy is in this hospital.
31:22He might recognize us, so we need to stay out of sight.
31:24Where's Clancy?
31:26Papa?
31:29Jackie.
31:31What are you doing here?
31:34Clancy had a bit of an accident last night.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:37Is he all right?
31:38What are you doing here?
31:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I just came to visit a friend.
31:45Carnival's going to be closed for a while, love.
31:47That reminds me, I've got to let the casuals know.
31:50Well, would you like me to do that?
31:52Would you?
31:53Yeah.
31:53That'd be a huge help.
31:55I've got their numbers in my phone.
31:57It's back in the room.
31:58Oh, oh, yeah.
31:59Um, oh, why don't you guys go back to the room and, and I'll meet you there later?
32:04Well, do you want a tea first?
32:06We're just down this way, love.
32:09Papa wants one.
32:27I won't be sick, love.
32:50He's dying.
32:52He's dying.
32:53Really?
32:5350 cc's of meth.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:56Claire.
32:57Oh, oh, oh, we're losing him.
32:59Come on, you bastard, don't you die on me.
33:03I thought your bones would be strung from all that Swiss cheese.
33:07Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back.
33:11Pretty painful flight home, though.
33:13Oh, I'm sorry, home?
33:14Really?
33:16Oh, yeah.
33:19No, I mean, I'm happier there than I ever was here, so.
33:23Okay, ouch.
33:24No, well, no one knew me there.
33:25I could just, I don't know, I could be whoever I wanted to be.
33:29Who was that?
33:32Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here?
33:39Yeah, not really.
33:41Right, this place is cursed.
33:43I've been here for five minutes and I'm in hospital.
33:45Yeah, but, I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival or climb the
33:49ride.
33:49Yeah.
33:51But you know what I mean.
33:56It's being around you.
33:57It just sort of, it creates chaos for me.
34:00Really?
34:01Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter?
34:04How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life.
34:07God.
34:08No, don't, don't, don't do that, don't just stretch up the paths, like, I'm a different
34:12person now.
34:13Yeah, so you keep saying.
34:25Cool, um, well, if I don't see you before you go, have a great life being your amazing
34:40yourself.
34:41What is in a coma?
34:45Clancy is in a fucking coma.
34:48Are you sure?
34:49Yes, I'm sure.
34:52Oh, shit, okay.
34:54You just go take care of the statue.
34:56I'm going to stay here for a little bit.
34:58I'll call you later.
34:59Okay.
35:03I've just filled out the mystery.
35:05Okay.
35:10Hi.
35:11Um, I've let everyone on the roster know.
35:14Is there anything else I can do?
35:16Oh, I mean, it's, um, actually, me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before
35:23we came.
35:23A few supplies would be good.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Just tell me what you need.
35:28I mean, um, how is he?
35:33Not good.
35:34Only got himself to blame, though.
35:42What the fuck?
35:47Oh, God.
35:59Oh, God.
36:08Roy, what are you in for?
36:12Stripping down to my undies and stealing a chicken.
36:17No way!
36:18Same!
36:24Care to elaborate?
36:26Oh now my former friends ditched me because I have principles?
36:30No, not really.
36:33What are you in for?
36:35I sprayed lemonade at Woodsy.
36:38Okay, why?
36:40To prevent her from finding out I'm renting out the sensory room for students to have sex in.
36:46See, it's actually really problematic for you to be misusing a space specifically designed for neurodivergent people.
36:52Ugh!
36:55Okay, I see why your friends don't want you around.
37:05But also, screw friends.
37:09Better off without him. Trust me.
37:12Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic.
37:15Nah, what's tragic is that I miss seeing you in your undies.
37:19I have a feeling I would have really liked it.
37:24All I know, I've got to be with you.
37:29No reason not to be next to you.
37:33You're next to me.
37:35Older you.
37:37Yeah, older me.
37:39Time again.
37:40Here's the smell of blood.
37:41Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
37:46The Seine of Fife had a wife, blah blah blah, you get the picture.
37:49So?
37:50It was great.
37:51It was very Darren.
37:53But that's the problem.
37:54She said I'm a caricature.
37:56I don't think that's what she said.
37:57She said I use armor.
38:00Whatever that means.
38:01I don't know, can't you just like, you know, do it more proofful or something?
38:07Wow, thanks Donetslowski.
38:08If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it.
38:09But I don't because I'm shit.
38:13You could try a different monologue.
38:15There's no time.
38:19That's it.
38:19I'm not doing the audition.
38:20No, come on.
38:21You tried so hard.
38:22I clearly don't know what I'm doing and I'm not good enough.
38:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
38:26It's fine.
38:28That dream is over.
38:34Now that was a little hammy.
38:42Hey.
38:44You okay?
38:45Sounded weird on the phone.
38:52Hey.
38:54What is it?
38:55What's going on?
38:58Hmm?
38:59No.
39:00No.
39:03Noah, I need to tell you something.
39:08I messed up really, really bad.
39:13Shit.
39:17I knew it.
39:19You knew what?
39:20You weren't replying to my messages last night.
39:24You were acting weird at the uni.
39:28I just...
39:31I had a feeling.
39:33That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it?
39:40What?
39:41What are you talking about?
39:43Scans show a ligament tear.
39:45Fortunately, it's minor.
39:47What? So no surgery then?
39:49A month in the sling should do the trick and give time for your ribs to fully recover.
39:53Yeah, great. Easy. Thank you.
39:55Hold up, son.
39:56What about travel?
39:58Like a long-haul flight to Geneva?
40:00Well, there's a chance of DVT and it could be very painful.
40:04Yeah, but like, I'm young and fit and stuff, so...
40:06It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take.
40:10Well, I'm not willing to take any.
40:12We're staying put until you're better.
40:15Mum, I can handle it. It's...
40:17No, Kai, decision made.
40:20Thanks, Doc.
40:26You'll be right.
40:28Yeah.
40:31So Malachi was at the carnival.
40:33Why didn't you tell me he was back?
40:35Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival.
40:37You know we didn't keep in touch.
40:41Noah.
40:42There is nothing going on between me and Malachi anymore.
40:47Okay.
40:49Yeah, I believe you.
40:50Okay.
40:53And what about the other thing?
40:55Do you think I should just go to the cops about the prank?
41:00It's up to you.
41:02It just might complicate things.
41:04You know, I hope the guy's okay and everything, but...
41:07Why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault?
41:11Yeah?
41:11Yeah.
41:12Thank you for being so amazing.
41:19Love you.
41:24No.
41:26Spit.
41:39All right.
41:39Let's see.
41:42Nice job.
41:43it.
42:06Say long, you old bastard.
42:24But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night?
42:27The amount of times he's got wasted on stupid shit.
42:29You're one to talk outrage until after one, three hours I was trying to get home to you last night.
42:36Listen, I know what I saw.
42:37I thought that ride was already on when I saw him running towards...
42:40What? What? What are you saying, Mum?
42:43Someone else turned on the ride.
42:52The bus is officially back where it belongs and we are free and in the clear, baby.
43:03Clancy didn't turn on the ride.
43:07What? No, that's...
43:09That's not possible, Hobbes. He had to have done it.
43:12Um, it was one of us.
43:15One of us put him in the hospital.
43:22Mom, Emily...
43:23Yeah.
43:37L ŃŠ°ŃŠæ- keinem.
43:37That's right.
43:38heroes' love...
43:38What?
43:38Euro.
43:44Wasoets' love.
43:45What?
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