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The Last First Date
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00:00:04Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:06Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life. Come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:21Tanya, you're my best friend. How could you do this?
00:00:24We both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:35What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:46You are going to throw away, what, our entire relationship because we didn't match on some stupid dating apps?
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:01:00Perhaps simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:06What?
00:01:08I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10I will find you love cucs!
00:01:37I will.
00:01:37I will.
00:01:38The End
00:01:40Real love just makes me jealous.
00:01:43You see me?
00:01:51Break up?
00:01:59Yep.
00:02:01My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend,
00:02:06tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend,
00:02:14is sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:16Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink,
00:02:22and you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:37Ma'am, I'll have two more of what, whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:04:41I hope you don't mind. I raided your fridge.
00:04:45Oh, you didn't have to...
00:04:53Um...
00:04:53We didn't...
00:04:55You know...
00:04:56With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:04Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:06Oh, thank God.
00:05:09Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:11I mean, you're a very...
00:05:14You're a very attractive man. I'm Mr...
00:05:18Mr...
00:05:19Right.
00:05:20Right.
00:05:22Jake.
00:05:24Right, how can I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr. Right.
00:05:30Your idea, not mine.
00:05:38I almost forgot.
00:05:57Oh, sorry. I...
00:06:00Wait, I...
00:06:01I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:05I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:08I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:11Sorry, I...
00:06:13I get a little flirty
00:06:15when I'm drunk.
00:06:17Oh, and I'll mind it one bit.
00:06:20By the way,
00:06:22there's a new dating app
00:06:23that just came out
00:06:24called Love Sweat.
00:06:25Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:27Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:28Especially that one.
00:06:29I mean, even the name is just...
00:06:32Oh, well, I hope I'm giving it a shot.
00:06:35Because
00:06:36I think you deserve to find real love.
00:07:01I didn't press charges.
00:07:03Because you love me?
00:07:05I care for you.
00:07:06But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:09We created an incredible app.
00:07:11Love Swipe's gonna make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:16Take care, please.
00:07:20Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:25Once I'm finished,
00:07:27you'll be mine.
00:07:29Forever.
00:07:31All mine.
00:07:36Mmm.
00:07:40What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:42Can we please just talk?
00:07:45I want my best friend back.
00:07:48Well, too damn bad.
00:07:49I don't want to hear it.
00:07:50Now, please, can you go?
00:07:51Lily,
00:07:52I'm trying to communicate with you,
00:07:54and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:56Reasonable?
00:07:58Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend,
00:08:01and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:08Lily, stop.
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Stop.
00:08:12I love you,
00:08:13and I know you don't want to hear this,
00:08:15but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:17It's okay.
00:08:19Hey, Lily.
00:08:22Lily, I want you to be in love,
00:08:24and I want you to be happy,
00:08:27but...
00:08:30What is that?
00:08:42That jerk?
00:08:44He lied to me!
00:09:00Love Swipe uses a unique approach,
00:09:04with potential for true love guaranteed on every match,
00:09:08and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:11So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:15That's right.
00:09:16And with restrained, tasteful marketing,
00:09:19like you brilliant people execute every single day,
00:09:22everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:25Love Swipe.
00:09:26That's perfect.
00:09:27Thank you for your time,
00:09:29and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:41How are the eggs?
00:09:42You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:46You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:52I never want to see you again!
00:09:59I need a drink.
00:10:02Mr. Wright?
00:10:04You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:07Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:26And just like that,
00:10:28I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:35And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:38But,
00:10:39just in case.
00:10:41Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:43All set, boss.
00:10:44Cameras in every room.
00:10:47Perfect.
00:10:49It's time for the contingency.
00:10:59It's time for the contingency.
00:11:05I'm going to make the world fall in love.
00:11:07And I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:11Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:13Whoever you are.
00:11:25I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:28I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:33Life's a dream.
00:11:34Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:37She's right, Lily.
00:11:38This app is different.
00:11:40Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:42You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:45Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:46No.
00:11:47If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:55Lily, this is serendipity.
00:11:58What is?
00:11:59Love Swipe.
00:11:59It just released a new update.
00:12:01Oh my god.
00:12:02Are you serious right now?
00:12:03You're trying it.
00:12:04No the hell I'm not.
00:12:06Give me that back.
00:12:07You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:13Fine.
00:12:14Fine.
00:12:14I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
00:12:17forgive you.
00:12:21No way.
00:12:32You can't pee.
00:12:34Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:37I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:41This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:43He what?
00:12:44Here's the plan.
00:12:45So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you stalk him, okay?
00:12:51I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:57Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:03I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:07Then, I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:14Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:29What?
00:13:44Lily, you idiot.
00:13:53Hey, I don't know what you heard or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:13:57I'm so, so sorry.
00:13:59I...
00:14:00Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:06I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:08You should know that.
00:14:09I'm really glad you came.
00:14:12Shall we?
00:14:24Hey, come on.
00:14:25Oh, shit.
00:14:30Well done, Dustin.
00:14:33She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:35This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:44Let the games begin.
00:14:48Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:53May I?
00:14:55Sure.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:58When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:03at school.
00:15:04And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:06So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:10So I just make a run for it.
00:15:14When, uh...
00:15:15You beat yourself?
00:15:17Oh, I wish.
00:15:19I wish.
00:15:20That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:25So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:30And I cried.
00:15:32And I cried a lot.
00:15:34It was the saddest day of my own life.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:37And I cried a lot.
00:15:38Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:15:40It's okay.
00:16:05It's okay.
00:16:06I'm so sorry.
00:16:08I...
00:16:09I have to go.
00:16:21It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:36I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:40What was I thinking?
00:16:47Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:55What is he doing here?
00:16:58Lily, it's me.
00:17:00Go away, Jake.
00:17:01Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:04I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:07This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:09I hate dating apps.
00:17:11They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:14I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:17If we just...
00:17:17Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:24Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:30What did you say?
00:17:32I said I believe in love.
00:17:36But I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:51No.
00:17:52No.
00:17:59My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:07One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:15And she tempted to save me.
00:18:20But I couldn't save her.
00:18:25I've never told anyone but my family that.
00:18:35I'm so sorry.
00:18:41I've never had any siblings.
00:18:44But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:46And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:51And he got diagnosed with him.
00:18:57He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:00I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:10Thank you for sharing your past with me.
00:19:14Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:29Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:31No.
00:19:32Thank you for listening to mine.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:49All right.
00:19:50Let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:52Getting the body moving.
00:19:53Feeling good.
00:19:55Wait, are you... are you promoting the app?
00:20:03Am I on camera?
00:20:05No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:09What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:11I don't know.
00:20:12I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:14Oh, come on.
00:20:15You're the love swipe guy.
00:20:19Love swipe guy?
00:20:21What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:22Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:24What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:30Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:32I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:35Let's dance!
00:20:36You think you can handle that?
00:20:38Um, yeah. Oh yeah, hear me stiff.
00:20:42Hear me stiff.
00:20:44See, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:47You're a little stiff.
00:20:49Uh oh, you're doing it wrong.
00:20:50Open up.
00:20:50Come in.
00:20:52Whoa.
00:20:53Whoa.
00:20:55Ooh.
00:20:58Ooh.
00:21:02Ooh.
00:21:06Ooh.
00:21:08Ooh.
00:21:09Ooh.
00:21:10Ooh.
00:21:11Ooh.
00:21:12Ooh.
00:21:14You're a big fan.
00:21:15Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:19Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three
00:21:31Admit your greatest failure
00:21:35You're gonna think I'm a loser I
00:21:39Would never
00:21:41Okay, there goes I
00:21:45I dropped out of law school. I was really good at it, but this one summer I took this internship
00:21:51at this huge law firm and
00:21:55They were horrible to me
00:21:58I never went back to school that fall
00:22:02I gave up on my dream because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:07Well, I think that you should try again and bet you'd be good at it
00:22:11And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit
00:22:17What about you?
00:22:23You know I I was just fired
00:22:27Rather dramatically from a major social media company right as I was getting huge
00:22:34So you work in tech?
00:22:38Yeah
00:22:40Yep, I work in tech
00:22:44Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:47Ask Jake what he does for a living
00:22:49What do you do for a living?
00:22:52I told you I'm in tech
00:22:54Okay, but what does that mean?
00:22:56Tell the truth
00:22:59I work in uh...
00:23:05For a startup
00:23:07Very secret startup
00:23:09Unfortunately, I
00:23:11Wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA
00:23:13So I just...
00:23:15Oh, I...
00:23:16I totally understand
00:23:17Can you promise me something?
00:23:21Don't ever lie to me
00:23:24Please
00:23:26I promise
00:23:29What is happening?
00:23:31Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:34I need to see Jake get what's coming to him
00:23:37Maybe a little pain is in order
00:23:38Dustin
00:23:39You're up
00:23:42Alright, you two
00:23:43I'm Master Allison
00:23:45And I'll be instructing you today
00:23:47First things first
00:23:48We're gonna get a feel for your training level
00:23:51Let's do you first, doll
00:23:53Her name's Lily
00:23:54Okay
00:23:55Lily doll
00:23:56Let's see what you got
00:23:57Do some one-two combos
00:23:59Mm-hmm
00:24:02Yeah, alright
00:24:03A little harder, let's go
00:24:04Alright
00:24:05Yeah, you can do it a little harder
00:24:06Boom, boom
00:24:07Good, good job
00:24:08Alright, next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:11Hey!
00:24:12That's enough!
00:24:15You okay?
00:24:16Yeah, fine, just
00:24:17There's something I should probably tell you
00:24:19Alright, next
00:24:19Bud
00:24:20Come in
00:24:21Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:26Uh...
00:24:26No, not me
00:24:28Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass
00:24:32What...
00:24:32What's he talking about, Jake?
00:24:34I don't know
00:24:35But this guy needs to learn some manners
00:24:41Jake!
00:24:42I promise you, you don't need to do this
00:24:44Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it
00:24:47I'm your girl?
00:24:49Maybe
00:24:58You good?
00:25:00Yeah
00:25:00Yeah, I'm sorry
00:25:01I can't protect you
00:25:04What's this guy's deal?
00:25:05I don't know, but...
00:25:07Just stay here for a minute
00:25:08There's something I need to show you
00:25:09Hey, Lily, wait
00:25:10He's crazy
00:25:18That was amazing
00:25:20I've been training for years
00:25:21I've been training for years
00:25:22It's really sweet you tried to protect me
00:25:24But the next time
00:25:26I ask if I need help
00:25:46I'm sorry
00:25:46Let's get out of here
00:25:51Date number four.
00:25:58Where's your bathroom?
00:26:00It's just right there.
00:26:12You know, you didn't have to bring me home.
00:26:16I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:18There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:23There are a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:25Oh yeah?
00:26:28Like what?
00:26:47Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:55All my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:01Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:04I don't know.
00:27:15It's your bedroom.
00:27:26You have the most beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:42It's yours.
00:27:45You can touch me.
00:27:59Hold on, hold on a second.
00:28:01It's okay.
00:28:03I want you.
00:28:06Please stop.
00:28:08What's wrong?
00:28:09I want you.
00:28:12So much.
00:28:16I have to wait for the app.
00:28:19We have to wait for the app.
00:28:22Are you kidding?
00:28:23Screw that stupid app.
00:28:28The app isn't stupid.
00:28:31I'm sorry.
00:28:31I really...
00:28:33I just think we should wait.
00:28:37I just think we should wait.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:42Fine.
00:28:43I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:55Oh, that was too damn close for comfort.
00:29:00I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:05It's time for the contingency.
00:29:22What the hell?
00:29:25Where is she?
00:29:27What are you talking about?
00:29:30Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:31Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:32I...
00:29:33Lily, please.
00:29:34Just tell me where she is.
00:29:36Okay, don't lie to me.
00:29:37I will end things right here.
00:29:38I won't even be mad.
00:29:39I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:41I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:42I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:44I've been cheated on before.
00:29:45Tell me where she is.
00:29:47There's no one here.
00:29:48Who are you talking about?
00:29:49I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:58It was just here.
00:30:00What are you talking about?
00:30:02I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment.
00:30:05And they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:08I'm sorry.
00:30:10But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:16You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:20Really?
00:30:21I swear it.
00:30:23I'm sorry.
00:30:25I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:26I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:29You won't have to.
00:30:35I promise.
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:46I changed my mind.
00:30:48I want you.
00:30:49Right now.
00:30:54I'm sorry.
00:30:56I just changed my mind.
00:31:14You are the only person in my apartment.
00:31:16I think that's why.
00:31:17Yeah.
00:31:19I'm not the only person in my apartment,
00:31:20but I don't want you to go through that.
00:31:27Jake, stop
00:31:32Sorry
00:31:33I'm sorry, I just
00:31:37I really want to
00:31:39It's just
00:31:40I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:43And you know what?
00:31:45Love's vibe is working
00:31:49I think we should wait
00:31:51Okay
00:31:52Yeah
00:31:54We can wait
00:31:56I would never want to pressure you
00:31:59I promise
00:32:05As soon as love's vibe gives us permission
00:32:09You can have me
00:32:12All of me
00:32:41Yes
00:32:42Oh no
00:32:45So he's definitely not a
00:32:47A date rapist?
00:32:48No
00:32:49I found the condom the next morning
00:32:50He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs
00:32:54You're sure you trust this guy?
00:32:56Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:32:59But yeah
00:33:00Yeah I do
00:33:01What does he do for work?
00:33:03He's intact
00:33:06Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:08There
00:33:08There's something we need to tell you about Jake
00:33:10Something you may not want to hear
00:33:14What do you mean?
00:33:16What the
00:33:16I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:18I'm joking
00:33:19Yeah you're being an ass right
00:33:20I think seat's small
00:33:27Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:30I'm fine
00:33:33Ask Jake about his work
00:33:35Finally I can see what's happening
00:33:38Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:40She'll push him to tell the truth
00:33:43And then he'll be mine again
00:33:45My friends didn't tell him yet
00:33:47You mean those two?
00:33:50Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:33:52They
00:33:53Yeah didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:33:57Only because of that stupid app
00:33:59Okay
00:33:59Can we not blame the app?
00:34:08Jake Wright
00:34:08You're a 30 under 30
00:34:14What do you do for work?
00:34:16I'm in tech
00:34:17I told you
00:34:20My friends
00:34:22They received an envelope with documents
00:34:25Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:30What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:32Please don't let him
00:34:34Okay
00:34:35I'm
00:34:36I'm gonna tell you
00:34:37But
00:34:38That's because I trust you
00:34:39And you have to promise
00:34:41Not to tell anyone else
00:34:42Okay?
00:34:43Okay
00:34:44I promise
00:34:45I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:48I'm uh
00:34:51I started a
00:34:57I started an app
00:34:59And I'm looking for investors
00:35:02And I'm just
00:35:04Poor app developer
00:35:05Looking for backing
00:35:06I mean
00:35:09I'm sorry
00:35:10I'm sorry
00:35:10Do you believe me?
00:35:13Of course I believe you
00:35:14Just
00:35:16Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:28She wants honesty
00:35:29Or she's gonna get it
00:35:42So
00:35:43So
00:35:44What kind of poor are we talking
00:35:46Like
00:35:47Your parents pay your rent
00:35:49Or
00:35:50You're still a rich tech guy
00:35:51But just not as rich
00:35:52As a super rich tech guy
00:35:53All I can say is
00:35:55If this app takes off
00:35:57I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:35:59You got this
00:36:03Okay
00:36:05Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:06That's so crazy
00:36:07It's almost like it's listening to our conversation
00:36:10Actually
00:36:10It's
00:36:11Perceived intuition is
00:36:13Machine learning
00:36:14From
00:36:15Thorough scrubbing of social media platforms
00:36:18How do you know that?
00:36:21Just a guess
00:36:23Pretty sure other apps use it
00:36:24Well
00:36:25I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:27There's nothing
00:36:28I wouldn't tell you
00:36:32Do you feel the same?
00:36:34Yeah
00:36:35Actually
00:36:36There's somewhere
00:36:37I gotta be
00:36:38We should get out of here
00:36:43I've got you right where I want you
00:36:45Lily Niblock
00:36:46Prepare
00:36:47Air
00:36:47For heartbreak
00:36:50So
00:36:51How does this work again?
00:36:53The machine analyzes our answers
00:36:55And makes
00:36:56Little TV
00:36:57Show noises
00:36:59Nervous
00:36:59But excited
00:37:02That's it
00:37:03True
00:37:03So you ready?
00:37:05Yeah
00:37:05Absolutely
00:37:09Jake
00:37:09Are you sure?
00:37:10Yes
00:37:11I'm sure
00:37:14Ask about his job
00:37:17So
00:37:17Jake
00:37:18Are you an app developer?
00:37:20Yes
00:37:23What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:26Um
00:37:28Two apps for
00:37:30Statistical analysis
00:37:31And one for
00:37:32Social media scrubbing
00:37:35Social media scrubbing
00:37:36Like our dating app?
00:37:38Yep
00:37:39Just like that
00:37:42Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:45Well
00:37:46Um
00:37:48Are you okay?
00:37:51Yeah
00:37:51Yep
00:37:57There isn't anything
00:37:58You could tell me
00:37:59I wouldn't understand
00:38:02I'm falling for you
00:38:04And I trust you
00:38:05And I trust you, okay?
00:38:08Okay
00:38:17Okay
00:38:20Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:22Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:27Nope
00:38:33Why are you lying to me?
00:38:34I'm
00:38:34I'm not
00:38:35I'm not
00:38:35I swear
00:38:36I swear
00:38:39Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:41I think so
00:38:43And are you attracted to me?
00:38:47Yes
00:38:49And are you ready to find true love?
00:38:50I
00:38:53Yes
00:38:54I'm ready to find love
00:38:57Are you sure?
00:38:59Yes, I'm sure
00:39:01Lily, what's
00:39:02What's going on?
00:39:04You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:06Jake, I promise
00:39:07I am ready for the real thing
00:39:10Sorry, that's
00:39:11Not the word
00:39:12You said that you were ready
00:39:13For real love
00:39:16I'm sorry
00:39:42Please
00:39:43What are you doing here?
00:39:44I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:39:48Yeah
00:40:00So
00:40:02What's wrong with the app?
00:40:03Oh, no
00:40:05Nothing
00:40:06That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:08Um
00:40:10I
00:40:11I was really
00:40:13Hurting
00:40:14After we broke up
00:40:16So
00:40:17After a day or so
00:40:19I
00:40:19Downloaded the app
00:40:21And
00:40:22I matched with someone
00:40:24And
00:40:25Jake
00:40:26You were right
00:40:28What do you mean?
00:40:30I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:32The app works
00:40:34And I'm proof
00:40:35I mean, we are talking
00:40:37About getting married
00:40:40Great
00:40:40Well, I'm
00:40:41I'm happy for you
00:40:44Well
00:40:45What about you?
00:40:47Have you
00:40:47Matched with anyone?
00:40:49Uh
00:40:51Yeah
00:40:52Yeah?
00:40:53Okay
00:40:53Tell me about her
00:40:55Is she pretty?
00:40:57Honestly, it's
00:41:00Things aren't going that well
00:41:03Well
00:41:04You don't
00:41:06You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:07Because
00:41:08I mean, I know the app works
00:41:10You were right
00:41:11All along, Jake
00:41:16I just don't know anymore
00:41:19Well
00:41:21I really hope you two work things out
00:41:27I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:30We really did make something special together
00:41:43Okay
00:41:43Just because
00:41:44Me and my match are having issues
00:41:49I'm falling in love with her
00:41:51And I'm happy for you
00:41:52But I think you should go
00:41:55I'm so sorry, Jake
00:41:56I'm so sorry
00:41:57You're
00:41:57You're right
00:41:58Again
00:42:00You know, we're
00:42:01In love with other people
00:42:02And
00:42:03I need to respect that
00:42:06I'm sorry
00:42:16We got you, Jake
00:42:19Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:20Feels about this
00:42:28I'm never gonna find love again
00:42:30All men are liars
00:42:32And the worst part is
00:42:34The two of you made me a liar
00:42:35I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:39I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:41Screw you, Tim
00:42:53Five minutes ago?
00:42:55That asshole
00:43:03Game
00:43:04All right
00:43:06Lily
00:43:07So good to see
00:43:09Okay, what's going on?
00:43:10Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:12No, of course not
00:43:13Then where is she?
00:43:14Who?
00:43:16Don't gaslight me
00:43:17I'm not crazy
00:43:18I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:20Okay, I promise
00:43:21I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:23Liar
00:43:24You're lying to me
00:43:25I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:27What video?
00:43:34No, no, no, this can't be happening again
00:43:37Lily
00:43:37Give me your phone
00:43:41Just what I thought
00:43:43No traditional trace malware
00:43:45So it's not hacked
00:43:49You did get an email
00:43:51And that the video was
00:43:52Mysteriously deleted
00:43:54Because
00:43:55I was
00:43:57Kissing another woman in it
00:44:00Wait
00:44:01What are you saying?
00:44:03That woman
00:44:04Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:06And she is a
00:44:08Brilliant
00:44:08Coder and hacker
00:44:11But also
00:44:13Extremely
00:44:14Unstable
00:44:17But why was she here?
00:44:19Why were you kissing her?
00:44:21She came over to
00:44:22Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:26But then she
00:44:28She kissed me
00:44:30Just for a moment
00:44:34But in that moment
00:44:36I realized
00:44:38How much did I love you?
00:44:41That you're the only person
00:44:43I want to be with
00:44:49Do you forgive me?
00:44:54You lied to me again
00:44:57Take right
00:44:57You kissed another woman
00:44:59And then you hid it from me
00:45:02Lily, please stop
00:45:05I'm sorry
00:45:06Yeah
00:45:07You are
00:45:08Will I see you again?
00:45:09I don't know
00:45:11All I know is that
00:45:12I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:13As you right now
00:45:17Lily, wait
00:45:19Lily
00:45:24Oh my god
00:45:25Did you see the look
00:45:27On that sad bitch's face?
00:45:30Now
00:45:31It's time to put the final nail
00:45:33In this girl's coffin
00:45:40You and Jake Wright
00:45:42Have been unmatched
00:45:45What?
00:45:47No
00:45:51True love awaits
00:45:52With your new match
00:45:53Mitchell Stevens
00:45:56This can't be happening
00:46:00Come on Jake
00:46:01Please pick up
00:46:03Jake
00:46:04Lily
00:46:05I just got a notification
00:46:07We were unmatched on the app
00:46:09See you on
00:46:10Tragic as it is
00:46:11I think it's for the best
00:46:14Why are you saying that?
00:46:16Clearly we have some issues
00:46:17And if I'm being honest
00:46:18I want a sexier woman
00:46:20Who's super intelligent
00:46:21And ready for a real love
00:46:22Jake, wait
00:46:26I can't believe him
00:46:32True love awaits
00:46:33With your new match
00:46:34Mitchell Stevens
00:46:35Alright, Mitchell Stevens
00:46:38Get ready to meet
00:46:39The hottest girl you've ever seen
00:46:49You must be Lily
00:46:51Might I say
00:46:52Your profile picture
00:46:54Does not do that
00:46:55Beautiful body justice
00:46:56God damn
00:46:57So
00:46:58Uh
00:46:59Mitchell
00:47:00Was it?
00:47:01What do you do for a living?
00:47:03Isn't it obvious, babe?
00:47:04I get paid
00:47:05And I get laid
00:47:06Come again?
00:47:07Oh, don't worry
00:47:08You will
00:47:09Excuse me?
00:47:11I'm a model, babe
00:47:12Isn't it obvious?
00:47:13No
00:47:14It's not
00:47:15And you already said that
00:47:16Sorry
00:47:17I'm just super distracted
00:47:18By that tight pod
00:47:20You're rocking underneath
00:47:21That dress
00:47:22Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:23And on my floor
00:47:24Where it belongs
00:47:25Know what I mean?
00:47:26I think I made a mistake
00:47:28Hey, wait
00:47:31Tonight's the night
00:47:32I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:33The truth about creating
00:47:34Love Swipe
00:47:35And if she'll have me
00:47:36I will treasure her
00:47:37For the rest of my life
00:47:39I'm coming for you, Lily
00:47:42Hey, wait
00:47:43Let go of my arm
00:47:45Hey, the app hooked us up, babe
00:47:47We're soulmates
00:47:48Meant to be
00:47:49I don't love you
00:47:50I love Jake
00:47:53I love Jake
00:47:56I love Jake
00:47:58And I need to go
00:47:59Right now
00:48:00Hey, not so fast
00:48:05Get off me, you creep
00:48:11Jake
00:48:14No, Jake, wait
00:48:16Jake
00:48:18Jake, wait
00:48:22Please
00:48:22It's not what it seems
00:48:25Really?
00:48:27Really, because I just watched you
00:48:28Kiss another man
00:48:29That wasn't me on our seventh day
00:48:31Please let me explain
00:48:32Now there's nothing to explain
00:48:34You got cheated up
00:48:36On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:36Now you're cheating on me
00:48:40We were unmatched
00:48:43I called you
00:48:44And you broke it off
00:48:45You humiliated me
00:48:47Stop lying to me, Lily
00:48:50I want us to be honest
00:48:51With each other
00:48:52But you're lying
00:48:53To my face
00:48:55I'm not lying to you
00:49:01Love's wife matched me
00:49:03With that stupid meathead
00:49:04I only went out with him
00:49:06To get back at you
00:49:07And when I saw him
00:49:10When he kissed me
00:49:14I realized the only person
00:49:15I wanted to kiss
00:49:16Was you
00:49:17Please, you have to believe me
00:49:24Staying there
00:49:25All that happened
00:49:27Today
00:49:28That I called you
00:49:30And we unmatched
00:49:30And I broke up with you
00:49:31Because why would I lie about that?
00:49:34It's not safe
00:49:35We gotta go, Lily
00:49:37Jake, you're scaring me
00:49:38What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:40Trust me
00:49:40We need to go right now
00:49:41Okay
00:49:42Let's go
00:49:48This is my parents' cabin
00:49:50They moved overseas
00:49:51So it's all mine now
00:49:53I come here when I want to get away from everything
00:49:57I don't understand
00:49:58Why is it safe here?
00:50:01No cell phone service
00:50:02No internet
00:50:04It's just us here
00:50:08Okay, Jake
00:50:08I need you to explain
00:50:10Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:12At least don't make me regret this
00:50:16Do you remember
00:50:19My ex-girlfriend I told you about
00:50:22Elise?
00:50:23Yeah
00:50:25There's something I need to tell you
00:50:28The day
00:50:31I broke up with her
00:50:34I'll kill
00:50:36I will destroy you, Jake Wright
00:50:39I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:43What she said
00:50:45What I'm afraid she's
00:50:47Capable of doing
00:50:50It's the only place
00:50:52I feel like we're
00:50:53Safe
00:50:55I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:00She sounds
00:51:02Unwell
00:51:05Wow
00:51:07You look
00:51:08So beautiful
00:51:09Lolly
00:51:11You look
00:51:13Very handsome
00:51:17You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date
00:51:22Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:25What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:28Come with me
00:51:29I'm sure
00:51:48It's been a crazy day
00:51:51And I'm thankful you're here
00:51:53Me too
00:51:56Jake, I feel safe when I'm with you
00:52:01You know, on the
00:52:03Seventh date
00:52:05Love swipe
00:52:06Gives couples the option
00:52:09To
00:52:14To what?
00:52:20To be with each other
00:52:23Well, if love swipe says so
00:53:00This ends now
00:53:05I am going to win Jake back
00:53:07Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:11Once and for all
00:53:23Last night was
00:53:24I know
00:53:38We should be getting our notification
00:53:39For our last date
00:53:42If anything happens
00:53:43Just come to my place
00:53:45And we'll deal with it together
00:53:48Don't worry about me
00:53:50Nothing could keep me from you
00:53:51Not even your
00:53:52Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:53:56Okay
00:54:21You want him?
00:54:24Come and get him
00:54:27On guard, bitch
00:54:30To love
00:54:31And to love swipe
00:54:36Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:38In the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:42Well, the app is having us do our final date in the wine lounge
00:54:45It's where our first date was
00:54:47It's so sweet
00:54:48Be careful, Lily
00:54:49His ex sounds crazy
00:54:51You want me to walk you back?
00:54:53You guys need to calm down
00:54:56I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams
00:55:11I love you
00:55:12Thank you
00:55:12I love you
00:55:28In the week
00:55:35Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:38I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:40Tim.
00:55:42Tanya.
00:55:44You hurt my best friend, I'll chop off your balls.
00:55:47I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:55:50Touche.
00:55:52Have you seen Lily?
00:55:54Love Swite said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:55:58It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:01She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:11Lily!
00:56:27Please, it was you.
00:56:31It's always you.
00:56:38Where are you, please?
00:56:44My cabin.
00:56:46Lily.
00:56:47You made me hurt her.
00:56:58I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:00I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:02But then he fell for you.
00:57:04I couldn't have that.
00:57:05He never loved you.
00:57:07Do you even know who I am?
00:57:10His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:12I was his partner.
00:57:14His closest collaborator.
00:57:17On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:21You still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:24Jake and I are app developers.
00:57:27Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:28Let it go, please.
00:57:31I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:33Dustin!
00:57:35Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:36We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:40That's why I brought backup.
00:57:43Jake, you've got this asshole.
00:57:49You should know not to hit girls.
00:57:51Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:00Jake.
00:58:01You came to me.
00:58:02Of course I did.
00:58:04You're my girl.
00:58:08Not so fast!
00:58:11Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:12Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:15You don't get to tell me what I can do!
00:58:18Now step.
00:58:19Okay.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:27Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:30I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:33to tell Lily here
00:58:34how you've been lying to her
00:58:36your entire relationship
00:58:37or
00:58:39I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:41in
00:58:42her
00:58:42head.
00:58:44Got it?
00:58:46One.
00:58:47Jake, what is she saying?
00:58:50Two.
00:58:51Jake!
00:58:54Three!
00:58:55Wait!
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58Police.
00:58:59I'll tell her.
00:59:00You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:03I promise.
00:59:06She's right.
00:59:08Police and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:10We collaborated.
00:59:12We made
00:59:14dating apps together.
00:59:16What?
00:59:16Last month,
00:59:18we created
00:59:19our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:23Love Swipe.
00:59:25I created the app
00:59:26that we've been using
00:59:27this entire time.
00:59:29So you...
00:59:30you lied to me?
00:59:33Yes.
00:59:35You manipulated me?
00:59:37Yes.
00:59:39But that doesn't matter now
00:59:40because over the last week
00:59:42I've realized something
00:59:43even more important.
00:59:46I don't love you, Lily.
00:59:51I thought
00:59:52the app was gonna change my life.
00:59:56Show me how to find real love.
01:00:00I trusted
01:00:01what we created, Belize.
01:00:04But I was wrong.
01:00:06I don't care
01:00:07that we didn't match.
01:00:10I matched with you
01:00:11before we even had the idea
01:00:13for Love Swipe.
01:00:15You're my best friend.
01:00:18I'm confident.
01:00:21I love her.
01:00:23You are a
01:00:24brilliant,
01:00:26beautiful,
01:00:27and powerful woman.
01:00:30I need to tell you something that
01:00:32I've been afraid
01:00:33to say up until now.
01:00:36Tell me.
01:00:37And I'm yours.
01:00:39I'm sorry.
01:00:41I did it again.
01:00:44Freeze!
01:00:45Here's where I can see them!
01:00:59I'll kill you, Jake Wright!
01:01:01You are a liar and a monster!
01:01:04How could you?
01:01:05How could you do this to me?
01:01:07I still love you!
01:01:10I still love you!
01:01:12Lily.
01:01:14I'm sorry.
01:01:16I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:18I just needed to trust you
01:01:19in my heart.
01:01:23If you can forgive me,
01:01:25I'll spend the rest of my life
01:01:27making it up to you.
01:01:29I love you.
01:01:31I love you.
01:01:32I love you.
01:01:34I forgive you,
01:01:35Jake.
01:01:37I forgive you.
01:01:47Oh, there he is!
01:01:50Cheers, Jake!
01:01:52Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:01:56I helped create this app
01:01:58because I believe everyone
01:02:00deserves to find true love.
01:02:05I use Love Swipe
01:02:07and for the first time in my life,
01:02:09I found true
01:02:12undying love.
01:02:17And so,
01:02:25Lily to Buck,
01:02:27will you do me the great honor
01:02:29of being my wife?
01:02:38Yes.
01:02:41Yes, Jake,
01:02:42my Mr. Right.
01:02:43I will marry you.
01:02:55Can you make it make sense
01:02:59how our heart can evolve
01:03:01who once felt like a stranger
01:03:05still I believe in your past.
01:03:12Red Dragon,
01:03:13record by
01:03:14Short Drama Free.
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