00:13you you might not remember him but um stay there i'm coming back it was a true night
00:22uh different than other men yeah he had a peaceable nature
00:30quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars but an enemy to none
00:39he always knew what was expected of him
00:43he never complained even as he was dying he he just he just got on with it
00:57he he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03it did not make him rich he he held no lands sired no children
01:11up to ask for to see if they're made
01:14he he wanted for nothing but the open air and a fire to warm his feet
01:43his skills as warrior were unsung but he had a chin cut from granite
01:51and he was a dogged fighter he just he kept on coming
02:06the point of my blade
02:08he was flooring sir and took service in your guard when your lord father lost his sight
02:29i'll make her my love i'm a rest in the shade i hope i hope
02:34house hayford sir arlen fought side by side with your brothers at the red grass
02:41his squire his squire his his own nephew was killed in the battle
02:47house tyrell
02:49sir arlen often spoke of his time in your service as
02:53his very finest he said it was you my lord who told him that a hedge night was the bridge
03:01between lords and the small folk
03:08i know i'm not man
03:12was he a shit night
03:13it was not a shit night
03:15he could have been a very good one if no one remembers him
03:17pick up your feet come on this is undignified sir
03:21so high back to camp and leave me be if it please you
03:25i would not leave you sir not while you must stop your master dying over and over again
03:30although it does not seem right these lords are even listening to you
03:35nothing i can do about that
03:37you are a knight of the realm sir
03:40you can say fuck that for me should rise into the list
03:42call out long thorn tyrell and turn his ass only to a lance hole
03:47that's enough now
03:49why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they're your betters
03:52they are my betters you're too brazen for your own good
03:58sir arlen was a great knight someone will remember him
04:08hey who's come can't you see the banner to giant con
04:21perhaps i should go back sir check on the camp
04:24and make sure i need thieves i've been nosing about
04:28hi i have an idea
04:30gonna have your sword to run people off with
04:32or a mace
04:33you have a knife that's enough
04:36you best be here when i come back
04:38rob me and i'll hunt you down with dogs
04:41you don't have dogs you don't have dogs i'll get some
04:43where
04:58our lord of ashford humbly welcomes the great and honorable bill or tygerian
05:05first born son of king darren the good
05:09prince of the grand stone hand of the king
05:15and heir to the iron throne
05:19and his brother
05:21my lord of ashford
05:23it's a great honor to receive your grace
05:25it's a great honor to be received
05:26my daughter
05:27gwyn
05:37boys stop gaping sleep on my horse
05:41i'm not a stable boy my lord
05:45you're not clever enough
05:50well if you can't manage horses then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench
05:56my lord pardons i'm i'm i'm no serving man either
06:02i have i have the honor to be a knight
06:10knighthood has fallen on sad days
06:18whoa whoa whoa
06:21easy
06:23come on
06:25no it's okay
06:26it's okay
06:32there you are girl
06:35far too many people around
06:37i agree
06:41the pretty ones are always temperamental
06:44ah she just got a bit excited that's all
06:46you meant the princeling not the palfrey
06:52excuse me my lord
06:54i i'm sir duncan the tall
06:56well matt i'm sir roland craigall and this is my sworn brother sir donald of duskendale
07:01god's boy
07:02do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you
07:05forget sir roland it's not often he must look up
07:08to cast his eyes down yes yes i'm quite the rascal
07:12now tell me sir duncan is there a proper place to shit around here
07:16uh not really no
07:22a man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arsehole with hay
07:27you'll deign before the week is out i'd wager
07:30where are you from man you don't smell house bread
07:35no place really i know it my family's from there
07:40you're not a darkland of duskendale
07:43we were crabbers at duskendale far back as it goes
07:49sir donald
07:52may i ask sir
07:54had the son of a crabber came to have the honor of being a knight in the kingsguard
08:00same way we became crabbers
08:07are you baylor targary
08:10uh no no then would you move the fuck out of the way
08:14yeah yeah of course
08:16positive
08:18sorry
09:19You should not have commanded him to enter the lists.
09:22The Prince's sons are missing.
09:25He'd be more concerned if it was your son or Richard.
09:28Probably dead.
09:30Dead?
09:30Wars have started for less.
09:37You're big and stupid.
09:44They have only been missing a day.
09:47No doubt Sir Rowland will turn him up and Aegon along with him.
09:50When the tourney is over, perhaps.
09:53Teron belongs on a tourney field no more than Aerys or Rhaegal.
09:57By which you mean he'd sooner ride a whore than a horse.
10:00That is not what I said.
10:04I do not need to be reminded of my son's failings.
10:07He can change. He will change, gods be damned.
10:10You'll swear I'll see him dead.
10:16Who are you?
10:18What do you mean by spying on us?
10:22Show yourself.
10:29My lords, I do apologise for my interruption.
10:36I have asked Sir Manfred Dondarrion to vote for me
10:39so that I might enter the lists, but he has refused to do so.
10:42Who?
10:43What the fuck is going on?
10:45We are the intruders here, brother.
10:47Come closer, sir.
10:50And others, too.
10:53You see, they say they know not Sir Ireland of Pennytree,
10:57but he's served them.
10:58I swear it.
11:00I have his sword and shield.
11:02Sword and shield do not make a knight.
11:08Unless you have better proof to support what you say.
11:11Some writing or...
11:12Do you remember him, Your Grace?
11:16It was many years ago.
11:18You may have forgotten.
11:24Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
11:28He never won a tourney, that I know.
11:31But he never shamed himself, either.
11:33Yes, sir.
11:34I mean, no, no, he didn't.
11:37He overthrew Lord Stokeworth in the melee at King's Landing.
11:40And years before, he unhorsed the Grey Lion himself.
11:42He told me of that many a time.
11:46Then you will recall the Grey Lion's true name.
11:50I have no doubt.
11:59Sir Daemon Lannister.
12:02The Grey Lion.
12:03He's Lord of Casterly Rock now.
12:05So he is.
12:06And enters the lists upon the morrow.
12:08How can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight who chanced to unhorse Daemon Lannister 16 years ago?
12:15I make it a practice to learn all I can of my foes.
12:17And why would you deign to joust with a hedge knight?
12:20It was many years past at Storm's End.
12:22Lord Baratheon held a hasty lude to celebrate the birth of Grounds, sir.
12:26The lots made Sir Ireland my opponent in the first tilt.
12:29We broke four lances before I finally unhorsed him.
12:32It was seven.
12:38I can't believe.
12:39Tales grow in the telling, I know.
12:43Do not think ill of your old master, but it was four lances only, I fear.
12:47As you say, Your Grace, it was four.
12:50I do apologise.
12:51The old man, Sir Ireland, he used to say that I was thick as a castle wall and slow as
12:56an oryx.
12:56No harm was done, sir.
12:58Rise.
13:01You gave him back his horse and armour and took no ransom.
13:06Sir Ireland often told me that you were the soul of chivalry.
13:09And that one day the Seven Kingdoms would be safe in your hands.
13:13Not for many years yet, I pray.
13:15No, I did not mean that the king should...
13:19You wish to enter the lists, is that it?
13:22Yes.
13:23The decision rests with the master of the games, but I see no reason to deny you.
13:27As you say, my lord.
13:32Your Grace, I...
13:33Very well, sir. You are grateful. Now, fuck off.
13:36You must forgive my brother, sir.
13:38His sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them.
13:41Of course.
13:43I trust they will not be found dead.
13:57Sir.
14:00You are not of Sir Ireland's blood.
14:04No, I am not.
14:07By law, only a trueborn son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms.
14:10You must need to find a new device, sir.
14:13A sigil of your own.
14:16I will.
14:19Thank you again, Your Grace.
14:22I will fight bravely.
14:25You'll see.
14:32It's this way.
14:33You unknown knight.
14:40You are Florian the fool.
14:42I am, my lady.
14:45As great a fool has ever lived.
14:51And as great a knight as well.
14:59A fool and a knight.
15:02I've never heard of such a thing.
15:04Sweet lady,
15:06all men are fools
15:07and all men are knights.
15:10Where women are concerned.
15:25Hello there.
15:28And, uh,
15:29one for last night.
15:31That was great.
15:33How did you do the fire tricks?
15:35Oh.
15:37Oh.
15:41Is it pollen?
15:43Yeah, we, uh,
15:44we collected on the way.
15:48I've never seen such giant puppets.
15:51You're making them yourself.
15:52My uncle builds them.
15:53But,
15:54I paint.
15:56Could you paint something for me?
15:58I,
15:59I have the coin to pay.
16:01I, um,
16:02let's just,
16:04um,
16:05I need to paint something over the chalice.
16:07Well,
16:08what would you want?
16:11Um,
16:13I,
16:14I don't,
16:15I don't actually know.
16:17Yeah.
16:19Sorry,
16:20you must think me a fool.
16:21All men are fools.
16:23All men are knights.
16:26Hmm.
16:31Um.
16:35The,
16:36the,
16:37the grey is a bit drab.
16:38Aye.
16:39Um,
16:41yeah,
16:41the,
16:41the field should be the colour of sunset.
16:44Because the old man always likes sunsets.
16:47And, uh,
16:47an elm tree.
16:48A big one.
16:49Like the one by the river.
16:51With the brown trunk and the green branches.
16:55Aye.
16:56An elm tree,
16:56I would serve.
16:58But with a shooting star above.
17:01Could you do that?
17:03Mm-hmm.
17:06Um,
17:07I,
17:07I'm Sir Duncan the Tall.
17:10Um,
17:11I'm,
17:11Tanzil.
17:12The,
17:13the boys used to call me Tanzil too tall.
17:16You're not too tall.
17:18I mean,
17:18you're just right for,
17:20uh,
17:22For?
17:24Puppets.
17:27Yeah,
17:27puppets.
17:29Okay.
17:31Wait,
17:32the shield.
17:33Yes, sorry.
17:33Yes, the shield.
17:34Is that ill-handled?
17:36Yeah.
17:37The,
17:37the puppet girl.
17:40Oh.
17:42It's,
17:43it,
17:43it just,
17:43it didn't feel well handled.
17:46She is painting your shield.
17:48Yeah,
17:49for pay.
17:52You are both gigantic.
17:57Is that promising?
18:01It's,
18:02uh,
18:04commonality.
18:06Right,
18:07yeah,
18:09commonality.
18:17Do you think I'll ever make a night one day?
18:20Sure,
18:21why not?
18:21You're a likely lad.
18:22I'm a bit puny.
18:24You'll grow.
18:26Even for my age.
18:27Everyone's always told me so.
18:32Everyone's always told me I was stupid.
18:43And?
18:46Hmm?
18:47Hmm?
18:48What?
18:48What?
18:50What did he do when people said you were stupid, sir?
18:54What business is that of yours?
18:57My problems are my own.
18:59I thought,
19:01aren't you trying to help me?
19:02Help you what?
19:03Grow?
19:04Yes.
19:04Hedge Knight,
19:05you.
19:08What is this piss froth?
19:10I need muscle.
19:12Will you heed my call to war?
19:14Ha ha!
19:15Good.
19:16Go!
19:16Get up.
19:17Come on.
19:18Come on.
19:21Hey!
19:23Try those palms,
19:24you clam-handed cunt.
19:25They're not in your sister's chambers now.
19:27Ready?
19:29Let's go!
19:31Go!
19:32Go!
19:34Wait,
19:35lose this!
19:36I'll be drowning you fast!
19:37Go!
19:38Go!
19:38Go!
19:39Go!
19:39Go!
19:40Go!
19:40Go!
19:40Go!
19:42Go!
19:42Go!
19:43Go!
19:46Go!
19:46Go!
19:46Go!
19:47Go!
19:50I'll be back.
19:51I'll be back!
19:52I'll be back!
19:52I don't.
19:53I don't.
19:54What do you do, Steve?
19:55I don't.
19:58Get off.
20:01Oh,
20:02he's dirty, Mitch.
20:11Looking good.
20:14Oh,
21:17I have some pieces in the wagon that might do them. Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, right? Just
21:24good steel, strong and plain.
21:27They'll make helms that look like helms, not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.
21:33But mine will serve you better if you take a lance in the face.
21:36That's all I want. How much?
21:39800 stack. If I'm feeling kindly.
21:42800?
21:43800.
21:45Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man. A half-helm, a male harbor.
21:50Steely Pate. Sells only his own work.
22:08I could make use of the metal.
22:10If it's not too rusty, I'll take it and armor you for... 600.
22:18I only have two stags.
22:21As you were there.
22:26Send your squire along with the rest, or else I'll sell me worse than the next man.
22:31You'll get it all back, I swear.
22:34I mean to be a champkin here.
22:36Do you now?
22:39And the others all came just...
22:42Just to cheer you on.
23:02Is there any measure of a fool I fail to meet?
23:12If I win.
23:13I'll come back and buy you again.
23:16I promise.
23:20Ask her.
23:24Ask her.
23:28Ask her.
23:43See, she has some oats tonight.
23:45Yeah.
23:53And an apple too.
24:08No turning back now, I suppose.
24:17You know the old man lived nigh on sixty years and was never a champion.
24:21He's bugging my side up.
24:24If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow, even for an hour, maybe some great house might take
24:34me into its service.
24:36Perhaps even house Targaryen.
24:40Perhaps even house Targaryen.
25:04I like fishing.
25:11I like fishing.
25:12It's time!
25:14Right, come on, let's go.
25:16Come on, take your feet up.
25:17Come on, take your feet up.
25:17Let's go.
25:23Come on, take your feet up.
25:31Let's go.
25:32Let's go.
25:34Let's go.
25:36Let's go.
25:37Let's go.
25:38Come on.
25:39You all right?
25:40Yeah.
25:41You all right?
26:17Thank you, gods!
26:20I know!
26:47Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Valar.
26:54Aylor's son.
26:56Second in line to the throne.
26:58Help!
26:58He's the favorite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:19Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
27:51Run it!manelinoope.
27:54You ready okay? You
28:09ready hey, come
28:10Sir, to be down, sir.
28:44Sir, to be down, sir.
28:49Sir, to be down, sir.
29:21Sir, to be down, sir.
29:25Sir, to be down, sir.
29:31Sir, to be down, sir.
29:36Sir, to be down, sir.
30:04Sir, to be down, sir.
30:08Sir, to be down, sir.
30:34Sir, to be down, sir.
30:35Sir, to be down, sir.
30:48Sir, to be down, sir.
30:53Sir, to be down, sir.
31:03Sir, to be down, sir.
31:16Sir, to be down, sir.
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