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00:00:00subscribe me
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00:00:17time inhatvaNS adhiyued talantatetib
00:00:20time kij wah do
00:00:23time which is kis elfod eha
00:00:26Time is bleak
00:00:26I would have called the bell as much
00:00:28Samay Kashmiri
00:00:29But I feel a lot of youthfulness in my mind, like a half-hearted person.
00:00:32So the direction of all the days is not visible.
00:00:34This is not a shortage of water
00:00:38Okay bro I have another question
00:00:40would you rather
00:00:42Supreme Court observed that such language is not acceptable
00:00:45Supreme Court pulled up
00:00:47India has got Leetons
00:00:48Professional perverts
00:00:49And full time idiots
00:00:50How people would like to
00:00:52Me
00:00:52Mary's family and mother
00:00:53Got to worship community
00:00:55Assalamualis
00:00:56The people who look after us, we bring our tongue to the people who like us, subscribe like us, subscribe like us
00:01:03And this is what these observations have seen
00:01:06And people who buy tickets to listen to all this stuff for them, they buy tickets and they go to
00:01:13these shows and they sit and listen and they clap for these, uh, whatever this is, I don't know if
00:01:18these are even jokes
00:01:24Lghshshttttts
00:01:25Ladizmane, please in pleasegwen vale dezegt for the vale
00:01:28Samairadu
00:01:55Samah
00:01:55Vale
00:01:59Veldies
00:01:59what is the argument wai san
00:02:02A later addition of talisman for the remaining lagshekhaad
00:02:07A little talisman
00:02:09Thodi Talizan Please for the opening act
00:02:15How did you like the look of it
00:02:18He was so nervous backstage
00:02:22My favorite hobby is
00:02:24Before a big show
00:02:26I see the condition of one of the backstage openings
00:02:30It's fun for me
00:02:31looks so cute
00:02:33I was asking how many people are there today.
00:02:36I am about 11-12 people
00:02:38Get excited, yes brother will masage
00:02:42They still have dreams in their eyes
00:02:47Their
00:02:48Begade Excited With Standby
00:02:50Beck Vopes and Dream One day I too will become a knight
00:02:54Wow
00:02:57Because I was like that too at one point.
00:03:00There is one day
00:03:04Today is a day
00:03:07Kushal Banushali was putting in all his strength in this
00:03:12And I was just looking at him from behind.
00:03:16How hard is the poor guy working?
00:03:19for an FIR
00:03:31There is no future left for the Aat form
00:03:34Mother fucked by the big biceps
00:03:45It ruined my entire mental health.
00:03:50He also knows meditation.
00:03:56Nothing happens to me, my friend
00:03:59Yer biceps bahan shod
00:04:03The Monk Who Sold My Ferrari
00:04:16Three F's have come on me brother
00:04:19You know I always knew
00:04:21that one day I will be attacked
00:04:25But I thought it must be because I said something.
00:04:36He didn't say anything in the episode.
00:04:39He was sitting quietly in the corner
00:04:42We Kashmiris die only in crossfire.
00:04:54Brother Sabhai, what a year this has been for me.
00:04:58Woo Ye Rao Bro
00:05:01oh my god man
00:05:04new payri ka mahina phaken hail bharo hai broke loose in february
00:05:09Everyone should eat further
00:05:12Politicians Celebrates Sunil Pal
00:05:19Sunil Pal was saying
00:05:21Tell them to learn from Kapil Sharma
00:05:23Learn from Kapil Sharma
00:05:26Kapil Sharma himself was coming in the next episode.
00:05:32Kapil Sharma himself was coming in the next episode.
00:05:35Kapil Sharma himself was messaging
00:05:38me, love your show, big fan of the show, what a timing you have
00:05:41This Sunil Pal was coming in the middle, what was going on, friend?
00:05:44All the irrelevant people trying to get some limelight by kicking the fucking dead at that time, man
00:05:50Beep Rock Agia Peach Mein, I was shocked man, I love that guy's music, yeah
00:05:56In 2 minutes our scandal started, Beep Rock came, what is this thing that happened in this show
00:06:04I will never be on the podcast again.
00:06:08Who called you brother?
00:06:11Everyone was ahead in that battle and we were told to eat everything.
00:06:15Shakti Maan was agya, or
00:06:19Shakti Maan released, how will you fight Shakti Maan, friend?
00:06:24sori shakti maan
00:06:28Shakti Maan was saying, what effect will their content have on children?
00:06:33What will happen to children after seeing this content?
00:06:36I don't know how many of you watched TV in the Shakti Maan era.
00:06:41Every next month there would be news that some child jumped from a building after seeing Shakti Maan.
00:06:48You have killed the children, brother, with great gusto.
00:06:53What moral high ground do you sit on, assume power?
00:06:56What brother, at that time everyone was ahead, friend, Fug Avery was big
00:07:00for what? for a fucking joke that people didn't like
00:07:05I don't have to do this much, friend, I couldn't believe it
00:07:09the scale they took it to was insane, disproportionate
00:07:11How can you do so much for a small joke, man?
00:07:15Fucking okay man, I told you to have some beer and talk dirty to you, man
00:07:19Who doesn't, every one of your favorite comedians, influencers, podcasters, celebrities
00:07:24The cricketer has definitely said one such thing in his life on the internet, which has hurt people, everybody makes mistakes man,
00:07:31I did it, I did it once
00:07:33I cracked a joke on abortion, friend, do you remember some people, especially girls, I know, with the morning
00:07:43There were waves, I was on Twitter, I hadn't slept all night, I thought of a joke, funny, on abortion.
00:07:49When he tweeted, the girls got angry and he wrote back.
00:07:53I got it, they also have a Twitter, but I was fast asleep at that time, so I could not reply to everyone.
00:08:02I started doing it, and 15, 20 girls wrote funny replies to me, I wrote about you to four, five of them.
00:08:12Mother's bossa, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, �
00:08:24wrote, wrote, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written, written,
00:08:32write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write, write
00:08:53It is not available, there has to be some accountability, this is not fair, but let me tell you, it is not like that, every
00:09:00time a comedian, a public figure hurts people by saying something, you lose that person that you have hurt from
00:09:07your audience forever, that is the punishment you get, because of how I behaved with those four women on the
00:09:13internet,
00:09:1410,000 girls saw that, and now they hate Samairana, for life, no matter what I do,
00:09:21If I find a cure for cancer, those 10,000 girls will say, this is a sister fucker, Samairana, that is the
00:09:30The punishment you get
00:09:31BR Biceps said something about Baba, so those who used to watch his podcast with faith, their
00:09:37Maybe my heart will break, they will say we will never watch their podcast, that is the punishment that is fair, right,
00:09:43This should happen, right, this doesn't happen, he has done a bad job, he has joined the military.
00:10:00As I watched this, the beer was all over my biceps, I decided I would defend myself.
00:10:06this guy until the fucking end.
00:10:14But he did such a great job that I couldn't defend him at home, friend.
00:10:30My mother kept asking day and night, son, what did he say, what should I do, leave it to Om, friend, father, that cheap man
00:10:35The man has big beer biceps,
00:10:41What did he say, in the flow flow, hey friend, look what are you doing, hi,
00:10:52The father of Beer Biceps also sleeps alone, so the door was locked from inside.
00:11:02How could I defend such a bad thing, friend, if someone else had said it, no, we
00:11:09You can also try to defend
00:11:10If I had said such a dirty thing, nothing would have happened. The problem is, Beer Biceps built its image for the first ten years.
00:11:18Yoga,
00:11:20Meditation, Spirituality, Sadhana, then in my show he is saying, will you suck my dick,
00:11:30What are you doing brother, I can't mix both of them.
00:11:35So do this and suck this dick brother, don't make this new habit by mixing both of them,
00:11:45Of course people must have gone back, what has he done, how has he said that?
00:11:50It broke character, right?
00:11:52See, I don't, I don't know if you know this or not, but
00:11:55Come to my show, I will tell you
00:11:57Whatever you see of us,
00:11:59comedians, creators, actors, celebrities, public figures,
00:12:03you are never watching us as who we are.
00:12:06We are just playing a character on the internet.
00:12:08Because if we become honest,
00:12:10The things we do in real life,
00:12:12If we do it on the internet, right?
00:12:14There are three F ayars of the day.
00:12:18Just stay safe in India.
00:12:21In India, internet is not a platform to showcase your art.
00:12:25In India, internet is a game we play to set a high score in our bank accounts.
00:12:35I too, who am on the internet, am also just pretending.
00:12:38He is also a character.
00:12:40But the character I have created on the internet,
00:12:43Like I am in real life,
00:12:45He has made him even more of a faggot.
00:12:50If you have to pretend,
00:12:53So people become fools on the internet.
00:12:56Because no one is expecting anything good from a gay man.
00:13:00I'll talk dirty,
00:13:02People will make it, he will do this, he is a bad man.
00:13:04This free to be angry.
00:13:06This free is liberating.
00:13:08If you have taken a clean image,
00:13:10There must be a lot of wow on your internet,
00:13:12But you will always be stressed,
00:13:14You will always be stressed,
00:13:15That you hugged me once,
00:13:18The whole world will be ready to pull you down.
00:13:21A clean person can never become a scoundrel on the internet.
00:13:25A bastard can become clean at any time.
00:13:33Like I went to KBC.
00:13:38I went, right?
00:13:40How much did I clean?
00:13:42No one suspected anything.
00:13:45No one got angry,
00:13:47Why did he break his character?
00:13:49Isn't it?
00:13:50I couldn't think of anything else in my mind,
00:13:52What should I sit on?
00:13:56It didn't occur to me what,
00:13:58Sir?
00:14:04You caused so much polio,
00:14:08Still, why don't you feed your son at his feet, brother?
00:14:12You were not singing what,
00:14:23I didn't do this, did I leave it to you?
00:14:25Wow, I did it
00:14:26Sir, my grandmother is a big fan of yours.
00:14:29My grandmother is dead,
00:14:34It's been seven years since my grandmother died,
00:14:37But you have to play the room,
00:14:39it's a game you are not honest on the Indian internet you cannot be yourself
00:14:43you play the game you play the room it's all a fucking facade I understand the
00:14:47game very very well
00:14:48I thought that when I was going to BC, I was becoming a bastard everywhere.
00:14:53I will become clean here
00:14:55People will say what a versatile creator
00:14:58This bastard can do it and also clean it, what a crazy guy, wow
00:15:04beer biceps must have thought the same thing
00:15:11that I clean every place
00:15:15If I do something bastard here, people will say what a crazy versatile guy
00:15:20No, non-vegetarians can eat vegetables.
00:15:35If a vegetarian eats non-veg, will he vomit or
00:15:40It was very expensive and I had to remove the entire show from YouTube overnight. I did it with all my heart.
00:15:48I made this show, you guys used to watch it
00:15:50Everyone used to watch India India India India, he is telling
00:15:56We removed the stip from YouTube.
00:15:58My show was watched on 40 million unique devices monthly.
00:16:06Out of 40 million people in our country, four people watch my show.
00:16:11I only know how I deleted that show from YouTube.
00:16:15I broke me like anything, I wanted to remove it, I was in the US at that time.
00:16:21I got a call from Mumbai Police saying that I have to remove all the episodes immediately.
00:16:26I said I am not removing it sir I live in democracy we have freedom of speech
00:16:39So they arrested my editor.
00:16:45My editor told me
00:16:4720 policemen are sitting in the police station and they are now watching one episode each.
00:16:55And they're making notes.
00:16:58Where else was this type of language used?
00:17:03I told people to watch Rakhi Sawant episode before this.
00:17:11Should I remove it or should the police watch the Rakhi Sawant episode?
00:17:17Then they would have thrown me out of the country, at that time I was getting support from Pakistan.
00:17:26They were saying, you start the show at our place, Samay Bhai, we will not crack even a single joke of yours.
00:17:33I said whatever you cut is gone.
00:17:44I never wanted this level of controversy to happen. I used to play this internet game so safely.
00:17:50what can I tell you
00:17:51The show you used to watch, India's Got Latent, you used to watch for an hour
00:17:56He used to look the cleanest for an hour.
00:18:01Anyone who has seen that show knows that it used to be a five-hour long show.
00:18:06You never saw the real controversial four hours.
00:18:11Because there was no script in that show, no one used to say anything.
00:18:14Someone used to make jokes on religion
00:18:16Someone would make jokes about caste
00:18:18Someone would say something about LGBTQ
00:18:20Someone would say something sexist
00:18:21Then I told him that no, no, the right-wing will be upset over this.
00:18:24Ko said the left wing will be upset over this, friend, I used to question him in full edit, I am so safe
00:18:30He used to play a five-hour episode, and in between the two and a half hour episodes, there was a break of half an hour.
00:18:36I also used to take it to see how everyone's mental health was because
00:18:40That it is a very difficult task to take non-stop jokes on yourself, friend, you can see that in the edit.
00:18:46Everyone is laughing ha ha ha ha, in reality someone used to make a joke on me, then at night I
00:18:52While taking bath I used to think about it, why did you say this in it, friend
00:18:58I have become fat and people keep laughing, everyone has their own security and many more.
00:19:06People used to say dirty things to the panelists in order to be funny.
00:19:10People People People of Cried and Panel Midway again.
00:19:26Closed heart closed, till this level we will play safe, this day also there was chaos in everyone's rooms.
00:19:33After the off I kept the bell to ring brother just went into the room he was happy he was doing woon
00:19:41That happiness Ashi Chanchlani is also happy and happy.
00:19:54great episode
00:19:56Apoorva was the only one
00:19:57Which he did after the first half
00:20:00I was crying brother
00:20:00You guys know Apoorwa?
00:20:03That girl on that panel, dude
00:20:05I entered her room, she was
00:20:07crying like anything, she couldn't
00:20:09be crying harder, I am gone Apurva?
00:20:14Did I say anything?
00:20:16my first thought
00:20:18This is what remains
00:20:21I kept saying something
00:20:23Curry, you didn't say anything.
00:20:25I of
00:20:27Let me go then
00:20:31But I asked my friend what would happen.
00:20:33I asked, what happened? Why are you crying?
00:20:35Curry, it's okay, you go, I'll be fine
00:20:37I said, stay, tell me, what happened?
00:20:39Curry, time you go, you go, it's okay
00:20:41I said, Apoorwa, you are my guest
00:20:43I am your host
00:20:45If you won't tell me what's bothering you
00:20:48As a host, I will not even start this show.
00:20:50I will have to tell you, trust me like a brother and tell me
00:20:53what's bothering you
00:20:55What did I say?
00:21:01With great difficulty, with great courage, Apoorva confessed her insecurity to me while crying.
00:21:07He said, time, you're cracking a joke every two minutes, right on the spot.
00:21:13There's no script, I'm trying too, but I've never done it.
00:21:18So I'm feeling a lot of pressure, because of you, I can't say anything funny now.
00:21:23When this episode comes out, crores of people will watch it, they will curse me that why did you call him, he did something funny.
00:21:28I didn't call, I was abused a lot.
00:21:43Did you, I realized that men don't know how to console, I did, at least I asked.
00:21:54Yes, I, like a hero, what's bothering you, I am a brother, dick, I don't know anything, I thought,
00:22:02The stomach is getting wet, she is crying, I will take something from them, what can I say about it
00:22:13Sometimes there are some emotional things, why did we not develop, did you ever do this to someone else, brother
00:22:19How is Tulawada, you must be dying from inside, from outside, come, this is how men live, half men here
00:22:29He is in depression, he is doing it outside, he is doing it inside, he is taking care of his father.
00:22:33I could not complete it, that girl was right, I turned out to be her fool, I don't know where she might be, she ran away.
00:22:39It is happening, this is just acting, we are full time, we are men, we will show some emotion, no, suppress it inside,
00:22:46I am a man, what is this life?
00:22:49I also defecated, I am no saint, I also defecated, Apoorva said so emotionally after
00:22:55She said to me, she said crying, Samay, I don't think I am funny, I said, Apoorva,
00:23:07You are right, what I meant to say was, what I explained to you, that look, you are not funny, because
00:23:19You are not a comedian, I am a professional comedian, I do this every day,
00:23:23That's why I am funny, what I can do, you cannot do, what you can do,
00:23:29Who has to do that, shit?
00:23:34You are right, in the process of making her laugh I made her cry even more, I felt like a fool, she was all over it
00:23:44After doing this she started crying, but she did not stop crying, then I made her quiet, then she also kept quiet,
00:23:52So I remained silent then, I said I was right in keeping quiet
00:23:56Here I said, come on Apoorva, there are no tears, you are a lion's son and I have run away now.
00:24:03I started the second half, shockingly, in the second half a performer came, brother, a rapper of Gaulier, he did the same.
00:24:14Things that Gaulier's rappers say
00:24:21There was some argument between him and Apoorva and they started saying some harsh words to each other.
00:24:26I told her I will create a sensation in your vagina, I said something bad, now I have the full contact.
00:24:34This was a crying spell and I could not sit down.
00:24:46Why, you handle this, I picked up the mic to give him a comeback and nothing else ever occurred to me.
00:24:58Even the professional gets frozen, I will not edit this one, I saw it so much that Apoorva
00:25:06Big Cashwali Mike U�
00:25:09Have you ever seen a vagina? Since I was born, my ass has been burning, brother.
00:25:22Why didn't I say that I will remove this one and this one also from the edit.
00:25:35I was very jealous, friend, what did he do in Panchala, he is an idiot, he is such a mom and four comedians failed him.
00:25:41he gave
00:25:42I was very jealous but I was so proud of her also because what a comeback to have in that
00:25:47moment, you know
00:25:47There are some things in life, friend, they happen in layers.
00:25:51Surface level leave it, friend, Apoorva, Rapper, that was not the moment, the moment was deeper, bigger than that.
00:25:58It was not Apoorva giving comeback to a rapper from Gwalior, it was a woman standing up for herself and
00:26:05winning against a man.
00:26:11Found, in this patriarchal setup, where no one expats, to speak anything to a woman, that girl spoke her own language
00:26:18I killed his song,
00:26:19she won, he lost, it was a powerful moment.
00:26:23I got goosebumps, man, it was like when the Kachrane ballspinned in Lagaan.
00:26:31I took that party popper, burst it on Apoorva's head, I said, friend, is our girl any less than a boy?
00:26:41Three F Iyars.
00:26:42Buddy.
00:26:46Buddy.
00:26:47Buddy.
00:26:48Buddy.
00:26:48Buddy.
00:26:49Buddy.
00:26:49Buddy.
00:26:50Buddy.
00:26:54If I could re-edit this episode,
00:26:58I would still keep her comeback in, because I think she killed it man, I think she fucken killed it.
00:27:03Buddy.
00:27:07Sometimes I think that this episode should not have been aired today.
00:27:10I am sleeping now, having taken sleeping pills, I am keeping the dark circle quiet.
00:27:14Brother, was my life going so well till January?
00:27:18I am uploading every video on YouTube, it has 5 crore views, 6 crore views, every third reel is mine on Instagram.
00:27:24Every podcast is talking about me, I'm in their thumbnail, every celebrity wants to meet me.
00:27:29The rest of the comedians' songs are burning
00:27:32Woody and five were having a lot of fun, all the bastards were trying to make us something like this.
00:27:39Yes, we also want to make such a show, everyone was busy and we were having fun at that time.
00:27:44outlaw shores
00:27:45I was king man, I was fucking king.
00:27:47I decided at that very moment,
00:27:49It's time to go abroad,
00:27:50I put on the biggest U.S. tour of my life.
00:27:53Some 50,000 tickets I put out,
00:27:56they all went, sold out very very quickly
00:27:59And I was ready.
00:28:00I booked arenas,
00:28:01I booked stadiums,
00:28:03in the U.S.,
00:28:04Now summer has arrived and I have arrived,
00:28:05I am coming in my peak to fucking conquer the world.
00:28:08I was completely immersed in the mindset of Alexander the Great.
00:28:12I booked that flight.
00:28:14U.S. first class,
00:28:17The bear fell,
00:28:19The flight took off, came up,
00:28:21I took out my iPad,
00:28:23I did,
00:28:24I'll edit this episode of Dear Biceps right now.
00:28:27Then I don't want any stress in the U.S. tour.
00:28:38Now that was footage of five idiots,
00:28:41I had to cut, I am cutting that
00:28:43ne ye jog jada hai yatao,
00:28:45I am doing it, I am making one bundle of five bundles,
00:28:49You meet a lot of people like me
00:28:51So let's ask a question,
00:28:53That, brother time,
00:28:54If you have that much brain
00:28:59So you
00:29:01That nasty quarter of Bir Biceps
00:29:04removed
00:29:05Why not edit?
00:29:08I
00:29:09I swear on my mother that I will tell you the truth
00:29:13in that episode
00:29:15Veer Biceps ne woh swaad
00:29:18I asked eight times
00:29:31Apart from this, he had asked many other random questions.
00:29:37So now that I've seen the edit
00:29:40I said, hey, you are talking very dirty.
00:29:44Let me keep one
00:29:46I remove all the rebels
00:29:49So, I had killed 99% of the insects with my Pyovi, right?
00:30:00I knew a little about that, even from one percent.
00:30:05It will be a pandemic, friend
00:30:08Our flight landed in Seattle.
00:30:11Three days later I had a show in Seattle.
00:30:15We got down, Balraj and I.
00:30:16Balraj is my best friend, he comes with me everywhere.
00:30:20Bikos or
00:30:21He Dojan Respec Is Family
00:30:27He has two small children
00:30:30I turned out
00:30:31Yes, you are a bastard
00:30:38We went to the hotel room and I pressed episode upload from there.
00:30:41Nothing happened on the first day for Members Only.
00:30:44Membership is increasing and good comments are coming in.
00:30:47The next morning I started feeling a little hateful.
00:30:50That clip came on Twitter and I started reading some abuses from it.
00:30:53I bought a utility cycle from Okhaet.
00:30:56On the third morning of my mourning
00:30:59Balraj woke me up from my sleep.
00:31:01said time
00:31:02Jaaye chiyon nahi pabaya, what has happened
00:31:07Kara byon, bair, bair, byushal whatever has been said
00:31:08People did not like it at all
00:31:11I do it then
00:31:12Why are you watching his broadcast?
00:31:19I put the blanket
00:31:21I will do it in your show now, bastard.
00:31:23He said, tell me what's going on on Twitter.
00:31:26So I opened up Twitter and looked.
00:31:28So beer biceps was trending at number one.
00:31:32And I was number two.
00:31:35So first of all my song is number two in Jalli.
00:31:39This is number one
00:31:40I'm coming from beer biceps trending
00:31:43I completely ignored him because now I have been a ustu for eight years and I am watching people's outlets on the internet.
00:31:49of the bicycle
00:31:50People will abuse for three days, people will abuse for four days, then on the fifth day their boss says, come on brother, now
00:31:55Create an Excel sheet
00:31:57I don't know that people have so much thyme that they will get stuck in this, this will go away.
00:32:01He is saying, time, there is a debate going on in the news about this, Manga, what, what debate is going on,
00:32:08I am looking for the answer to this question, what about the question?
00:32:13I opened one or two YouTube live channels, news channels and Indian media had a debate on it.
00:32:18These influencers are ruining our country.
00:32:22these are the influencers, shame on them
00:32:24Saw the next news on YouTube live, he is also doing the same.
00:32:27These people, the shameless brigade, are spoiling the youth of our country.
00:32:31This was the entire narrative of the media.
00:32:34We are ruining the country
00:32:37Shame on you media people
00:32:39We are ruining the country
00:32:41We're just making the country laugh.
00:32:44are entertaining
00:32:45People will stop laughing
00:32:47People will start questioning
00:32:54That's us laughing at people hahaha
00:32:57This is the real way that it is busy.
00:33:00We are just misleading the people, media.
00:33:04Bean Team
00:33:11Who kills with friendly fire?
00:33:15The media is busy sucking the tea and drinking from us.
00:33:18They will suck for three days, they will suck for four days, then some other scandal will happen in the country.
00:33:22Then they will suck it from there and go away, these people are such a big country, there will be some scandal or the other.
00:33:27It will happen
00:33:28Nothing happened for those two weeks, friend.
00:33:35Udit Narayan also stopped taking papaya.
00:33:42Get a puppy, man
00:33:44After that he used to do you you in the show brother what are you doing friend
00:33:47Hindus and Muslims were walking like brothers, there were no trains for those two weeks.
00:33:51Nothing turned around
00:33:53We are not moving away from the new cycle.
00:33:55How did we know it would be so
00:33:57We went to do shows, we had two shows in Seattle.
00:34:00I went out to the show, and before the first show, I was playing chess backstage.
00:34:05Someone took my photo and tagged me, and I shared it in my story.
00:34:10Playing Chess Show Time
00:34:12I have just finished the show, this story was on every news channel.
00:34:19He is playing chess, all this happened there, he is playing chess there.
00:34:25Bring him to India, he is playing chess there.
00:34:30So for the first time I started to tear up.
00:34:34Because I had to go play poker that night.
00:34:43I said if he is saying so much to me in chess
00:34:47When I see the leaves grinding at night, I
00:34:52He said that he has not read Fraagi, he is a stupid man, he grinds leaves, he wastes his time there and if I am sent to India
00:34:58The 'bring me' narrative increased and they brought me to India, so I had the biggest US tour of my life.
00:35:04had to cancel
00:35:19Yes, I came to know that how much money I had in savings at that time was Rs. 8000.
00:35:28crore rupees
00:35:34I was in trouble, I said, oh fuck, there's a possibility, whatever I've earned over the years,
00:35:40everything goes to shit, what will I do?
00:35:42I have my life savings, I had to build a house, I had to do all this, I got so anxious, I had to
00:35:48I suffer from general anxiety, my anxiety has increased so much
00:35:50Backstage, I'm shivering before the second show, my heart is pounding, hard, I'm sweating,
00:35:55I am feeling vertigo, it is getting stuck somewhere, I have told Balraj, what have I done, brother,
00:35:59I am feeling very, very anxious, Balraj Bhai.
00:36:03zero ability to console,
00:36:10The chat has been posted on GPT in front of me,
00:36:20my friend is anxious, what to say,
00:36:24Then he is hitting the cliché, brother, this you shall pass,
00:36:30It would be better to sit quietly or not make clichés, brothers listen to me carefully, when someone
00:36:37to be Lankan,
00:36:38they don't want advice, they want a hug, they want you to say, that water, you want water, how are
00:36:43You feel, ask, don't give,
00:36:45All my friends hugged me, all my messages are saying this, giving me this advice,
00:36:49I got a message from my therapist.
00:36:51this month free,
00:36:57My.
00:36:57I sent several messages to my therapist, saying I have severe anxiety.
00:37:01This is what people say, and take me, I have to move ahead, and this is what people say, play songs, ma'am, ma'am,
00:37:05Ma'am, I am unable to understand PayPal, Ma'am I want to do it,
00:37:22This is my second show, you must be mad, please cancel the show, you cannot go on stage like this,
00:37:28I think you are crazy, I will cancel the show, the value of the dollar is increasing, it is time, you
00:37:37please understand, you cannot go on stage with so much anxiety, you have to understand,
00:37:42If you go on stage with this much nervousness, then the audience will see it on your face, first of all, that
00:37:48You are torn, once the audience sees on your face that you are nervous, then you
00:37:54No matter how good a joke you crack, they will not laugh at it, because they will be concerned for you
00:37:59and then your grief will get worse, then that will play on your mind, you will go into a spiral.
00:38:05So I disconnected the phone, she is giving negativity, I will give her money so that she uplifts,
00:38:15She is pressing this hole, this prick, and she feels it will show on my face, please, professional
00:38:30comedian.
00:38:33I can't see anything on this face, I was born in Andhra Pradesh, is anyone here in Andhra Pradesh, yes, it was the worst appearance
00:38:45For me, there was a sense of urgency.
00:38:50Worst experience of my life.
00:38:54My mom and dad got married in Kashmir, they were living a great life in the early 90s,
00:39:01And at that time my father had a very good position in the media, he used to earn fifteen thousand rupees there.
00:39:05There was a channel called DD Kashmir at that time, and he was a news reporter, a very well-respected guy, and
00:39:11then over there
00:39:11There was militancy, there was a lot of opportunism, there, you all know what happened, and then they had to leave
00:39:17the valley in the early 90s, in 1991, mom and dad, they left Kashmir, they went to Delhi, but their
00:39:23I didn't feel like staying there because, man, you grew up in one place, you have everything attached, your friends,
00:39:28your house, your homeland, they went back in 96, in 97, I was born, and in 98, hamare ghar pe
00:39:35There was a shooting, and overnight, he had to leave for his family, for our safety, and
00:39:40he left, and in search of a new private job, he landed in Hyderabad, and my father's dream was,
00:39:46to put me in the best school of Hyderabad, there was a school there, which was a castle of Nizam time,
00:39:53He had built a school for it, HPS, and it was a very prestigious school, the fees there were fifty thousand rupees.
00:40:00It was a semester, we did not have the status to go there, but...
00:40:04Papa worked hard for 8-10 years, did not take any sick leave, complete grind, he got better offers in the company, he
00:40:10still stayed loyal, he did his work very diligently, and finally, when I was in 7th grade, he could afford,
00:40:16and he put me in that school of his dreams, and I went to that school.
00:40:24And I got beaten on the very first day of that school because I could only pass 10 there, all the children there were Telugu.
00:40:32Yes, they have formed gangs, up to seventh grade, I am a new kid from rot, I am looking different,
00:40:38I'm talking about something different, and dude, they just fucking bullied
00:40:42me for years in that school, and I just did not understand why, maybe because I was just the different
00:40:47kid, the only white child in the class,
00:40:55I have been subjected to racism, will anyone believe this? People say, no friend, this should not be done to black people.
00:41:04You shouldn't even talk to white people,
00:41:09Racism and discrimination is not about who's the darker skinned, it's about who's the most different kid, who's most unlike
00:41:15you,
00:41:16and I was that kid, and for fucking years, the first whole week,
00:41:20He would make some paper out of a rubber band and hit me in the eye, take my snacks or whatever.
00:41:25They would rent out the book,
00:41:26I used to have a crush, I would try to talk to her, but she would humiliate me in front of me.
00:41:31What is left with me, no self-confidence, nothing, it used to frighten me to go to that school,
00:41:36Sometimes once a week my dad would say, I'll come pick you up from school,
00:41:39I swear, I used to feel embarrassed if a child saw my father's Maruti 800.
00:41:46Then they will humiliate you again the next day.
00:41:48I have it, so I used to tell Papa, Papa, now there is that ice-cream shop, go near it.
00:41:53Give me some ice cream, I really like the ice cream there, my teeth are sensitive.
00:42:00But what should I tell Papa, that this car is not coming inside, I don't have time for this car to come, that they
00:42:04But what could happen brother, it was his dream,
00:42:06I couldn't break his heart like that, and if I would, I would have beaten him too.
00:42:14I will beat you here and there, I should have told my mother something, what would she have done?
00:42:19She would get caught between me and Papa, and I would tell her, please don't tell Papa.
00:42:23then she would have that guilty,
00:42:25So I used to hide it,
00:42:27I used to come back from school after getting beaten up, I used to cry the whole school day, I used to sit alone, I used to cry, my shirt was torn.
00:42:33It would have happened,
00:42:34I used to get down and my mother would stand there and ask innocently,
00:42:37How is your day son?
00:42:41I am AA
00:42:44crazy
00:42:46How did you read the AA shirt?
00:42:48I said that we were playing cricket and I fell down.
00:42:52Kharitni loudly
00:42:53I think this is what happens to you, my friend.
00:42:56Did you never have friends?
00:42:58So keep saying, my blessings are with you.
00:43:01I never let my mother look at my face.
00:43:04Emotions: Audience will see some dick.
00:43:19I was very nervous before the second show, I was trying to catch my breath.
00:43:23Then he shouted my name
00:43:25Give it up and give me some time to reena I have to do this! I have to do this! I have to do this!
00:43:35Only I know how he performed that 1.5 Ganta.
00:43:38I'm so proud of myself, nobody in that room could tell
00:43:41Nobody could tell
00:43:47I was just performing out of memory
00:43:50I knew where to pose, where to smile at which joke.
00:43:54just fucking faking it.
00:43:56People are shouting,
00:43:56We are with you.
00:43:57I don't need it.
00:44:00I am doing great.
00:44:04He finished the show,
00:44:05thank you guys, that was my time.
00:44:07Everyone stood up and shouted,
00:44:08I am, yes, yes, yes.
00:44:09Get off the stand,
00:44:10I took the phone from Balrach loudly.
00:44:12to check what has happened.
00:44:14Dude, my phone was overheated.
00:44:16I was getting calls and calls and messages
00:44:18from random people.
00:44:20I realized that my number had been written off.
00:44:23There are abusive words coming,
00:44:25Death threats are coming,
00:44:26My parents' photo is turning yellow,
00:44:28Someone is pushing,
00:44:29That wherever we see him, we will kill him.
00:44:30Too much,
00:44:31it escalated like anything that evening.
00:44:34My last Instagram post got 20,000 comments.
00:44:38And now those people with the flag have also come.
00:44:41The one who brought the flag is here later,
00:44:43The one with the triangle.
00:44:45I am scared of them brother.
00:44:48Because they were not even going to create an Excel sheet.
00:44:57I said, Balraj Bhai,
00:44:58If I sit down and watch all this,
00:45:00I will lose my mind,
00:45:01I have a full US tour.
00:45:02I'm turning off my phone,
00:45:04You monitor the entire
00:45:05unless something crazy happens,
00:45:06don't tell me.
00:45:07And book a cab to the casino.
00:45:11I did,
00:45:11I want to get distracted, brother.
00:45:13To be distracted at this time,
00:45:14I play poker,
00:45:15It feels good to me,
00:45:15I did,
00:45:16book a cab,
00:45:16book a cab,
00:45:17Don't talk to me about this,
00:45:19I turned off the phone,
00:45:21He booked a cab,
00:45:22for casinos,
00:45:23The Punjabi driver has arrived.
00:45:25We have forgotten,
00:45:26Everywhere in the world there is an Indian,
00:45:28We cancelled it,
00:45:29We ordered another one,
00:45:30Again a Punjabi driver came,
00:45:33Where should an Indian criminal brother go?
00:45:40I did,
00:45:40Come on, sit down, brother.
00:45:42Let us go,
00:45:42Now we're sitting in the cab.
00:45:44So as we entered,
00:45:45They also recognized,
00:45:46Uncle told them,
00:45:47Time Paji,
00:45:49I of,
00:45:50Yes, Paji,
00:45:51He is saying,
00:45:52Everything will be fine,
00:45:54I did,
00:45:55I will not talk about this time,
00:45:59He is saying,
00:45:59CCC,
00:46:03He took me to the casino,
00:46:05There were two watches,
00:46:06Both Indians outside,
00:46:08The restaurant inside is run by an Indian,
00:46:10The waiter is Indian.
00:46:11The Indian is distributing cards,
00:46:12What's going on, friend?
00:46:15Christopher Columbus,
00:46:16I had my song killed for eight years,
00:46:19Where are the Indians?
00:46:20I ever went here with a ship,
00:46:22Sometimes taking a ship here,
00:46:23Hey Indians, sometimes a ship is going to go brother,
00:46:26Look down,
00:46:26Your ship is being sailed by an Indian, Vetke.
00:46:36I said,
00:46:37Fuck it, I brought the meat and sat down on the poker table.
00:46:40The dealer was a Gujarati and he gave two bad cards.
00:46:43I said that the eye
00:46:46Cass Time
00:46:51I'm like ya ya ya brub
00:46:54what are you doing here
00:46:56I just wanted to play some poker, man.
00:46:58what is this what is going on in use asab
00:47:00I said, leave it, friend, you play poker, give me your cards.
00:47:03What is happening brother, this is something very wrong happening to you.
00:47:05You shift here
00:47:08I said, you play brother, you cut the cards friend.
00:47:10He is saying, Time Bhai, this has happened with every legend.
00:47:15This happened with Chamkila as well.
00:47:21I said, my brother, he was shot, man.
00:47:28So why are you bothering me, you are not distributing cards quietly, you are saying, bye, give me at least two minutes
00:47:34Listen to me, I said, shut up, I don't want to listen to you, shut up, so Gori was sitting here,
00:47:38saying, what happened?
00:47:38So he is saying to him, you don't know what happened?
00:47:46He is saying that he has three FIRs against him, I also came to know about it only then,
00:48:02I said, what, whatever, I turned off my phone, opened Twitter,
00:48:08The signal did not come, I ran out, Balraj ran after me,
00:48:10We looked down, outside the casino, the signal came on,
00:48:14Three FIRs have been filed against me overnight.
00:48:17In Maharashtra, in Jaipur, in Assam,
00:48:26Whatever I buried in Assam,
00:48:28I saw who filed the FIR in Assam.
00:48:32The CM of Assam has not done it.
00:48:35Tood, when I saw that the CM had filed an FIR,
00:48:39I went to the hot sea, at night, in Assam,
00:48:44In Assam, have gone to Assam,
00:48:46It wasn't me who gave it to you,
00:48:47Made media,
00:48:47Plitishins are against me,
00:48:49Aade fans hai torn aan me,
00:48:51They are trolling by making memes.
00:48:52I swear it's a mess,
00:48:54And I started to feel like,
00:48:56I am in a dream,
00:48:59This is not the real world,
00:49:00I swear, it's all a dream.
00:49:03I'm seeing things,
00:49:04and I am unable to see if it's real or not,
00:49:07I am touching them to see,
00:49:09am I in a dream what is happening,
00:49:10it is the worst state to be in,
00:49:12This is called psychosis,
00:49:14Some people don't even come out of the state,
00:49:16I got so scared,
00:49:18I am trying to understand,
00:49:20I got so scared,
00:49:22Balraj did not see me,
00:49:23What are you doing brother?
00:49:23Are you okay?
00:49:24I don't understand what my brother is saying,
00:49:26What has been happening,
00:49:26Maid,
00:49:28This you shall,
00:49:29Why are you silent brother?
00:49:32So what happens to you?
00:49:35Only one thing, Distu is silent, Diya,
00:49:37Did you immediately realize this or not?
00:49:39So I am alive if this is with me,
00:49:44I turned on the phone,
00:49:46Whom should I talk to so that I can get some chain?
00:49:48I don't understand,
00:49:48What is happening,
00:49:51So I called him back,
00:49:55First call to Tanmay Bhatt,
00:49:57I said, I must have learnt something from AIB,
00:50:01He said, Time, listen to me carefully,
00:50:04India is a country of contacts,
00:50:07Here everything is done through contact.
00:50:10You just ask, who is your biggest contact?
00:50:12Someone catch hold of the minister and touch his feet,
00:50:15Tell him, Sir, please help.
00:50:16Then the media will not come after you.
00:50:18This is your only chance,
00:50:19Otherwise tomorrow the media will be at your house.
00:50:21The police will be at your house tomorrow.
00:50:23You have to act right now,
00:50:24Do you have someone like this,
00:50:26Whose ministers are with
00:50:27Have a good relationship,
00:50:29I did, right?
00:50:32Beer by sex.
00:50:42I have no contact,
00:50:44that Deepak Kalal was messaging me,
00:50:48He was saying,
00:50:48Don't worry brother, I am with you.
00:50:50I said, this is what I fear, brother.
00:50:53Don't give up right now,
00:50:56I was fighting with Rakhi Sawant on the internet,
00:50:59It is said that when bad times come,
00:51:01Then it is understood,
00:51:02Who is your real culprit?
00:51:05Deepak Kalal and Rakhi Sawant are my real friends.
00:51:12I have earned this by coming into this life,
00:51:16Am I doing something wrong, or
00:51:20I rang the whole phone,
00:51:22Who is my biggest content,
00:51:23Who is my eldest?
00:51:24The most powerful contact turned out to be in my phone,
00:51:27of the head of the BC team,
00:51:29When I went to BC,
00:51:31I liked them very much,
00:51:45Do you remember I appeared on KBC, sir? I made Amitabh laugh a lot, sir.
00:51:48Sir, please, do something, sir. Please sir. Please, please, please.
00:51:51They are saying, what happened?
00:51:55I said, you don't know what happened?
00:51:58Saying, I'm in Singapore, love.
00:52:01What's wrong?
00:52:02I said, love,
00:52:09I came to my show with big biceps,
00:52:11And I put a joke in it, sir.
00:52:13And people are very angry, sir.
00:52:15There are threats to kill us, sir.
00:52:18He is saying, what a joke you made, I am also stupid?
00:52:25I said, this joke, if I send it to him, too.
00:52:30So only Amitabh Bachchan will be praised.
00:52:32Tarima's food!
00:52:42Will go.
00:52:44Polio was getting severe, so I ran away from it.
00:52:49Kheer Kila to him, Kheer Kila to him, he put a worm in his mouth, he put it in the garden of this pond.
00:53:02I got the courage to send him the video, friend.
00:53:06How do you say this to me, my head is like this
00:53:10If Amitabh sir sees it, it will definitely be cooked, friend.
00:53:12He is very active on Twitter.
00:53:16They liked me so much
00:53:18I left such a good impression on them.
00:53:20When they saw me on the TV news
00:53:23Jayana, I must have hit him with a big arrow earlier.
00:53:26I got some divine blessings
00:53:28He forgot everyone
00:53:30aye pishek abhishek good manna hai aure rig
00:53:33Jay Jay
00:53:37niches or
00:53:39Ale yan
00:53:40Apten Eshware Aajaye
00:53:40youimm
00:53:53They must be hungry and thirsty, my friend.
00:53:57Surya Vancham will be with them.
00:54:00Surya Amitabh ji
00:54:04Omen
00:54:05that night
00:54:07Two verses need only one
00:54:10No contact is replying, everyone has shown up, your people's disappearing messages are on
00:54:16I have gone, no one is replying, the one or two contacts I have are scolding me, don't message.
00:54:21us right now, what have you done, it seems to be in order, I have refused to do two shows in bed
00:54:26Two or three o'clock in the night, in India
00:54:39PRP is being sucked out of me, I am just dead and I am moving on, even reaching the forests.
00:54:45I came at night, so I feel like a jerk, I feel like a jerk while sitting, you are like this,
00:54:49I thought my heart would stop beating any moment, I was so scared
00:54:54Just looking at YouTube lives of news channels, I saw a news, some Baba is sitting with a reporter.
00:55:00Also, he is saying that it is right to kill such people, and the reporter is saying, what
00:55:07You have told the truth Sir, it is going on openly, I saw a news, Assam police reached on time.
00:55:17Pune house
00:55:19And my song was torn, because I don't have a house in Pune, whose house did it reach?
00:55:31Assam Police friend, I zoomed in and saw the news, I was studying in college in Pune, there I
00:55:39I used to live in a PG, my Jio number is still linked to that place.
00:55:45Assam police must have found out that address by doing some back contacts, they must have thought that we will come before the rest of the state.
00:55:52We will arrest him, our name will also be known as Assam Police, those eight policemen reached there in two flights.
00:55:59He went there, he must be beating some college student in PG.
00:56:14Where did you get the goods from, Assam police has arrived brother
00:56:26Oh, the kids must have pissed you off.
00:56:31Oh, Mang
00:56:33Assam police must have come upstairs
00:56:40This is the time to stay at home, you will ruin the children, you did not tell me.
00:56:45Where were we going to stay home drinking while we were gone?
00:56:49The policeman must have done a thorough search.
00:56:51They must have got that rolling paper
00:56:55that bong
00:56:57that light bill
00:57:00In which children keep crushing
00:57:04The policeman must have opened that paper, what is it, just look inside it
00:57:12It contains marijuana
00:57:17There is no joke in this, right?
00:57:24That chariot was something else.
00:57:25I never thought I would fall so low in my mental health.
00:57:29that I'll have to take a sleeping pill someday
00:57:32What could I do, my therapist said you have to sleep, you are watching news views right now.
00:57:36Your time zone is also bad, everyone is active there, you should go to sleep now.
00:57:40It's okay, you go to sleep, we'll see tomorrow. How am I sleeping? I'm not sleeping.
00:57:44I have melatonin 3 mg, a medicine for sleeping, I bought it from somewhere.
00:57:49I took a pack of melatonin 3 mg and something happened to my penis.
00:57:56While eating, he ate some 32 mg, which is not even divisible by three.
00:58:08I was addicted to 64 mg tablets and I have consumed almost a bottle.
00:58:12And I tell you never try this at home
00:58:17It was fun
00:58:20I was flying in the air, I keep flying again
00:58:25Am I sleeping or is there a thunder in my body?
00:58:29I slept like a baby for 16 hours
00:58:32Woke up fresh at 4 in the afternoon
00:58:34And Balraj was snoring beside me.
00:58:39So I thought if you have slept so peacefully then everything will be fine at night.
00:58:43It must have de-escalated, otherwise it would have picked me up by now.
00:58:49I noticed that later
00:58:52The melatonin container was finished
00:59:01I opened the news
00:59:02Two Worthing Happenings
00:59:05Maharashtra Chief Minister has given his statement against us
00:59:08The goons had arrived and the habitat was being vandalized.
00:59:11The police arrived, some 20-30 policemen arrived there.
00:59:15Now Purva and her family are receiving death threats.
00:59:19Poor Ranveer's mom has a clinic and goons have entered there.
00:59:22This is what you said, he is getting death threats and his family is worried.
00:59:27This is that Bhijjig me brother brother there bye come in advance you will come there that brother we are coming
00:59:34Applode was her life
00:59:38I took it all upon myself
00:59:39And I felt so guilty.
00:59:42and then I saw one video
00:59:44that Balraj's wife sent to me
00:59:46and that broke me completely
00:59:48that was the final nail in the coffin
00:59:51Inside the habitat
00:59:52Balraj's parents
00:59:54who are in their 70s
00:59:55It's not their fault
00:59:57they just run that comedy club
00:59:58where we used to shoot
00:59:59inside he
01:00:02The young men fell at the feet of the policemen.
01:00:04Sir, please let us go.
01:00:06So we haven't done anything
01:00:08I fucking broke down
01:00:10looking at that video
01:00:12and I was just crying
01:00:13I was just crying
01:00:15I woke Balraj up
01:00:17he saw, he is stressed
01:00:18He has received 20-30 calls.
01:00:20He is nervous here and there
01:00:21Both are worried about what to do now friend.
01:00:24how to get out of this
01:00:25fucking scared to death
01:00:27what is happening
01:00:28cannot understand
01:00:30And the worst thing that happened at this moment was
01:00:33I got a video call from my mother
01:00:37How do I pick up a call?
01:00:40What will you show my mother?
01:00:42I am crying, yes I am broken
01:00:45what happened to them, friend
01:00:47I don't know anything except love for my mother
01:00:51she's the most innocent soul I've ever met
01:00:53she's a pure, pure, pure hearted woman
01:00:56When I went to BC
01:00:57They don't even know how to broadcast messages.
01:01:00He messaged each guy at night.
01:01:02My son will be on TV tomorrow.
01:01:03My son will be on TV tomorrow.
01:01:04I could not pick up that call
01:01:10I hung up that phone
01:01:11I wiped my tears, I did it in audio.
01:01:13I said hello
01:01:16Carrie, are you alright, son?
01:01:19I of
01:01:21What will happen to me
01:01:23Carrie is definitely not
01:01:24What do I say, all this keeps happening, friend?
01:01:27Come on Carrie
01:01:28My blessings are with you
01:01:30I hung up the phone
01:01:32in two seconds she called Balraj
01:01:34and I heard it on the phone
01:01:36She said, son, please be mindful of the time.
01:01:38This is not right at all
01:01:42I was so ashamed of myself for that act.
01:01:44Who am I trying to silence, brother?
01:01:45why am I keeping quiet
01:01:47she sees through this bullshit
01:01:48She must also be crying there, her family members must be taunting her too.
01:01:51I'm crying here
01:01:52she needs me right now
01:01:53I need her right now
01:01:54I just called her in video to show her my face
01:01:57and dude she was a mess
01:01:59My mother was trembling when she saw me.
01:02:01She was crying, what happened to my son?
01:02:03his eyes were swollen
01:02:04I felt so fucking shitty that I did this to her
01:02:07and I'm crying, she's crying
01:02:09We're both crying on the phone.
01:02:12Father is calling me
01:02:22is mother's brother
01:02:23We are crying
01:02:25Pay here ting ting ting ting ting
01:02:27Baba what a page
01:02:29Baba is calling me.
01:02:33So me sadlanali hi tua
01:02:34If he is a father then he is a boy
01:02:38Sigma Mail will be forming
01:02:41He must be crying inside the room
01:02:43He must be acting short in front of me
01:02:45Yellow Me I'm Fine
01:02:47So I told my mom
01:02:49Mummy, please keep Papa's lamp inside.
01:02:51He's becoming stronger in front of me.
01:02:53I understand these
01:02:54As I am before you
01:02:55I was becoming strong, right?
01:02:56They are also doing the same
01:02:57Please take care of them inside.
01:02:59they will be crying
01:03:00So my mother said so much
01:03:02Funny Baad Quote
01:03:04said son
01:03:05This maturity
01:03:07You are getting drunk from your father, right?
01:03:10Yeh Dunte Dunte
01:03:11I have grown old
01:03:15This is bugging me too, Veta.
01:03:19It made no difference to
01:03:20He is laughing inside his vest
01:03:24I have been
01:03:26do this
01:03:26These ay
01:03:27kare merak kashmiri chale is creeping
01:03:44Who am I even telling
01:03:48Sin is not an emotion
01:03:50Ek Dhunai Ye Papa Wo Jarishil
01:03:52Rest of all the furtchuki thath dab tak
01:03:55All my friends were angry, even my brother was angry.
01:03:59For three or four days he was full of this thing that
01:04:01Hey, this happened to us too, then we did this and that.
01:04:04On the fourth day he got fucked, what happened brother?
01:04:16Everyone's eyes look at eros, right?
01:04:19If the language of Eros is correct then everything is fine
01:04:22Eroshts Hi Bagal Noch Ke Vetiyo
01:04:27So whom will you see?
01:04:31When your anchor himself is a fool
01:04:33You need someone when your life is torn.
01:04:36Whatever work you have, whatever you see, you should get it done.
01:04:38So, at that time, only Papa was my friend.
01:04:41So I told him everything, I spoke to him
01:04:44for one and a half hours and I told him
01:04:46Papa, this happened, this happened
01:04:48and my dad was such a rock in that moment
01:04:50he said why are you stopping friend
01:04:51The show itself has closed
01:04:53the show exists because of you
01:04:56you don't exist
01:04:57because of the show
01:05:04His son, you will become so famous now.
01:05:07All this will happen, this Parton Parcel fame, highs and lows will come, you cannot only have
01:05:12highs, you will look back, you will become wiser
01:05:14from this, he was such a rock
01:05:16he was just making me laugh
01:05:18He said, you have seen these bad things too, right?
01:05:20What have I seen, this is so bad
01:05:22What is the report of the tenth, I have done, sin
01:05:26Papa friend
01:05:28How did he handle me?
01:05:30At that time, man, he made me feel
01:05:32so loved and cared and protected
01:05:34I said, Papa, I love you so much
01:05:36Come on, good night
01:05:41turn, turn
01:05:43Father will never say I love you, son.
01:05:46Come, you have some fun with Papa, do you want to talk about love or not?
01:05:50With Mummy, Oh my Mummy, Oh my dear son
01:05:54eat something, eat something
01:05:56Have you ever done it to your father
01:05:57Some aba, a papa muh, om
01:06:01It would have been, it would have seemed like a strange thing to even think about.
01:06:05Boys, you know it happens
01:06:07You have met the sage on this rope, right now.
01:06:11I am a man
01:06:13Your father is standing at the finish line of this road.
01:06:22your father's love
01:06:25Ne Saban Sdunajia
01:06:33Your father loves you just as much.
01:06:35as much as your mother does
01:06:37They just don't know how to express it.
01:06:39You are the educated ones. Your father has worked hard for your life today. It's on you. I am telling
01:06:45you,
01:06:46Go and break it, melt it, melt that lump of your father's, you will see through it.
01:06:52Your father is an emotional person and you'll be so happy to find it.
01:06:58It's a fucking scratch card at our dad's shop. I'll tell you,
01:07:02Go home today, call Papa and tell him, Papa, say I love you, say no no, do it to me,
01:07:08do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it,
01:07:16I do it, I do it, I do it, I do it, I do it, I
01:07:26I am telling you, man, come close to your parents, not like beer biceps.
01:07:39From the top.
01:07:43There is nothing in this world except friendship and mother.
01:07:47And there is something about God's hand on me, my mother's prayers, the coat that is with me.
01:07:52The summons did not come.
01:07:53And I came back to India on my own terms after finishing my most successful U.S. tour ever.
01:08:03Return flight, Balraj and I were nervous, now we will land in India, police will arrest us, now Fock Id
01:08:08We are drunk, we are drunk, we are drunk, the flight landed in Mumbai city, we came out,
01:08:15He breathed heavily, coughed, came out, Balraj went to duty free, out of habit to buy more liquor.
01:08:28For,
01:08:28Now there will be media police outside, we are bringing two bottles each, what, what, what will our image be lost,
01:08:41What will people think, these are fools,
01:08:44He is saying, time by one, gate one is going on, no what is he doing after, then take it
01:08:51I came here, take one Roku, he went, I did it, put it in the bag, quietly, he went shopping
01:08:57Now I looked far and wide, there was no media, no one...
01:09:00No police, no one, this is very strange, these media people are dogs, throw biscuits to them
01:09:08They import it, a whole box of Parleji has come here, how is it missing, so I told my lawyer,
01:09:15Dude, Sir, you said, in a hoodie.
01:09:17Come, come to the mass, you will get arrested here, no one is here, he is saying, time, you
01:09:22Are God's favorite child, you used to say, some scandal should happen, some scandal should happen in the country,
01:09:27So your scandal gets suppressed, the news gets changed, there is a scandal.
01:09:30Come, as soon as you land, there will be a scandal in the country, I said, what will happen, he is saying, watch the news,
01:09:38I opened the news, the day we landed, the whole of Mumbai was after Kunal Kamra, brother, he is God, I tell you
01:09:56I am not just like that, brother,
01:09:58It's a disaster, oh my god, I could not believe my stars, we have landed, what could be the odds,
01:10:06That's when Kunal Kamra thought in his heart that I should upload this video, he uploaded it from his habitat.
01:10:11Some four months ago, the video he shot, the entire Shiv Sena, it was offended, they came back to their habitat, friends.
01:10:24or from them, Palt is beating his head open, and Balraj has no idea, he is there
01:10:31He is buying liquor, it is his venue, he is making small talk with the cashier, where is he from, Bhupal
01:10:39From, he is turning off the gas, that my God, man, that Balraj smile
01:10:53He came with four bottles of it, I had a nuclear bomb in my hand, now whom should I tell him, that
01:11:01I'll have to drink all of these today, so I just handed him the phone and grabbed the bottles.
01:11:11Is it Bai One, Gate One or do you see his face?
01:11:15No, brother, he got so nervous, I saw myself inside him, who was outside the casino, so I
01:11:21I also took advantage of the opportunity, Balraj, this do shall pass, whatever happens, happens for good.
01:11:38Yes, it was fun to say it, friend, ah, he really liked it.
01:11:44He didn't even come that night. I slept peacefully. Balraj took melatonin. In the morning, I had to go to the police station. Finally.
01:11:54My summons had come, I had to give my statement, I went to the police station, the media was there.
01:12:01was standing, the media
01:12:13I sat down, in a small room, my investigation room, there was a three-star police officer, he saw me,
01:12:21What's the matter, you will meet a bigger sir than me, my ka is bigger than three star, can anyone now, what about five now
01:12:27gonna be a star
01:12:42I am here, I have come to your house, what should I do, I have come there to sleep there
01:12:53Sara stay, Sara, Sara, Sara, Sara, Sara, my feet are also not standing
01:12:56, so I very very big cop, the biggest one of the biggest cops off niin
01:13:02he came inside, he said, you're somewhere in a right?
01:13:05I say, yes sir.
01:13:07Do it, have a seat, have a seat.
01:13:09Close the door, friend?
01:13:11You closed the door, I got scared, I swear brother.
01:13:14I said, I will get beaten, I have sensitive skin, the scar will remain here.
01:13:19Kara, is there still time?
01:13:21I say, yes sir.
01:13:24Kara, my, uh,
01:13:25Nice is a big fan of yours, would you like to say hello?
01:13:36I will become a closed man, sir, I will give you my best.
01:13:40I'm like, hello!
01:13:42Ha, crazy, crazy.
01:13:45How are you? I am so happy.
01:13:48Nice to talk to you. Such a sweet voice you have, friend.
01:13:51You've got it right, friend.
01:13:53What happened? You, full arc Lucy Gari my, man.
01:13:56I'm, so, nice, nice, okay, take a look, my little bit, okay?
01:14:00You will have a members only page, you will have an unreleased episode, unreleased page.
01:14:04Thank you, thank you. I gave him the phone.
01:14:06Even the policeman had fun.
01:14:08He was so sweet. He said, Time, listen to me carefully now.
01:14:11I'll ask you a question. Answer it first.
01:14:14So we have to give this answer in the media.
01:14:15Do you apologize for your mistake or not?
01:14:20I said, Sir, it was not my fault at all, friend.
01:14:23I just, I didn't say anything.
01:14:26What he said was that he was an old Jog, sir, it was not his fault either, sir.
01:14:29He is saying, I am asking you again, will you say sorry or not?
01:14:36So I thought a lot about this, because it's a very difficult question, man.
01:14:40As a comedian, do I apologize or not?
01:14:55revolution. And the revolution must never stop.
01:15:01But, Assam Police also told me one line.
01:15:06We will put those banned guys in jail.
01:15:12So I thought about these two lines.
01:15:16And I said, it would have made sense to say sorry here.
01:15:21You cannot bring revolution in your society through jokes.
01:15:25George and Aval would have been in Assam, right?
01:15:28So he would say, every revolution is a tiny joke.
01:15:35Is it there or not brother?
01:15:36You only fight when the fight is fair.
01:15:39When you have a chance of winning.
01:15:41You only fight when the fight is fair.
01:15:43When the fight is not fair, you fuck off from there.
01:15:46Kashmiri Pandit wisdom.
01:15:54We were five percent Pandits in Kashmir.
01:15:56If we had taken up arms then, my uncle is ours.
01:15:59We will fight for our motherland, everyone is dead.
01:16:03Today videos are being made at our brewery.
01:16:05But some Kashmiri Pandit would have become Akshay Kumar.
01:16:08Those were the brave people of Kashmir who sacrificed their lives, what would have happened because of that brother?
01:16:13Becoming a legend in the eyes of the Irons, what would that have done? Nothing.
01:16:16Everyone would have died.
01:16:17I am so glad all Kashmiri Pandits flooded the valley overnight.
01:16:22Today we are all still alive, still killing it, still fucking rocking it, wherever we are.
01:16:30And that's what it is about sometimes, it's about survival.
01:16:33I said Swari twice, the policemen acted smart and said, you are a good guy.
01:16:37Why has he invited Bir Baisus to the show?
01:16:41I sing, he is that bad man Saro.
01:16:45Mumbai Police helped me so much, I had good optics.
01:16:49For two months I just sat there, quietly in my house, I wrote jokes, I thought about it.
01:16:54In.
01:16:54I grew 10 times in this controversy and then I put my first tour in Europe and Australia.
01:17:00Dude, I sold 300,000 tickets in the whole tour. 300,000 tickets.
01:17:07And expensive tickets.
01:17:10You know.
01:17:13The reason I even tell you this is that this whole experience was an insane ride in my life and
01:17:21probably the most important one.
01:17:23I am so glad it happened.
01:17:25This has made me wiser, it has given me so much clarity, as to what I want in life now?
01:17:30I completely understand a game.
01:17:33This internet, this public perception, this fame, it is just a fucking game that makes
01:17:38You are not real.
01:17:39Because you chase love from people, validation from people, so that people like you and you earn money.
01:17:46I have earned the money now.
01:17:48Now I want to do what I always wanted to do.
01:17:52Whichever way the people liked it, whether they liked it or not, they fucked me.
01:18:03Now comes the matter of India Got Latent.
01:18:10People keep asking me, will this show come back?
01:18:19I thought about this a lot, I swear to God.
01:18:22I don't think my show could have ended on a higher point than this, brother.
01:18:33Let me rephrase that.
01:18:35I don't think, season 1 of my show could have ended on a higher point than this, brother.
01:19:14Point bro
01:19:22Because it was fun to do that show.
01:19:25I just want to have fun in this world as long as I am here, brother.
01:19:29I want to show it completely wildly, let's see on the internet whether they will put a softy version of it completely.
01:19:36I wanna do a wild wild fucking show.
01:19:39I'm gonna take away all your phones.
01:19:41And in the very first question I will ask the contestant,
01:19:43Would you rather?
01:19:50Thank you so much, I love you.
01:19:53That was my time.
01:19:54Thank you so much guys for coming.
01:20:11Thank you so much.
01:20:14Before leaving, just one thing,
01:20:15whatever you're doing in life, this is the biggest learning I've had.
01:20:18Whatever you're doing, 9 to 5, start up, whatever.
01:20:23Don't do it with your heart.
01:20:24Do it with your mind. Detach and do it.
01:20:26I don't understand.
01:20:27I don't know.
01:20:28People always chill with friends with friends.
01:20:31Then they say,
01:20:31I don't have a productive day today.
01:20:33We'll make three PPTs.
01:20:35We'll say, Water Productive Day.
01:20:37What happened to you?
01:20:39The day you have to work,
01:20:41you have to work for the money.
01:20:42That's a day wasted.
01:20:43The day you spend time with friends, family,
01:20:45that is the productive day.
01:20:46I hope you realize that.
01:20:47Take care.
01:20:48Love you.
01:20:49Bye bye.
01:20:49Good night. See you.
01:20:53Bye bye.
01:20:55Bye bye.
01:20:57Bye bye.
01:20:58Bye bye.
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