00:08The End
00:42And now, fellow scientists, for our great experiment.
00:46I'm going to put this chicken's characteristics into an experimental rabbit,
00:51thereby making the rabbit think that he is a chicken.
00:54One moment, gentlemen, and I will bring in the rabbit.
01:04What a setup.
01:06Delightful Riley.
01:07Lovely flowers.
01:09Three meals a day.
01:11Carrots by the bushel.
01:13Soft music.
01:14Gorgeous scenery.
01:18I can't understand it, but I love it.
01:20Just love it.
01:25What's up, Doc?
01:27Oh, uh, by the way, uh, how about getting me a rabbit noise, Doc?
01:33I might take a turn for the voice, you know.
01:36I'm going to give you an examination.
01:40Oh, Doctor.
01:42Well, okay, Doc.
01:44I'll play ball with you.
01:45Anything to further science, you know.
01:48I've got to humor him like this all the time.
01:51First, the art.
01:53Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
01:55Hut, two, three, four.
01:57Hut, two, three, four.
01:58Squatch, right?
01:59Uh, uh, roger.
02:00And out.
02:06Now, stick out your tongue.
02:08We'll see if it's got dead.
02:12And two pair of pants, Doc.
02:16Read the bottom line.
02:18Printed by the Allied Trades Council, local 472.
02:24Gee, this is pretty nice of you, Doc, showing me around the place.
02:29Hey, take it slow.
02:30I don't want to miss a thing.
02:32You won't.
02:39An audience.
02:40Hey, what's the attraction, Doc?
02:42You are.
02:44Oh, Doc, you should have told me.
02:47I ain't prepared.
02:48But I won't let you down, Doc.
02:50I'll ad-lib something.
02:51Now, let's see, uh, oh, yeah.
02:54I'm the mayor of the town.
02:56And gentleman of the jury, you can't send that poor boy to prison.
03:03Calling, Dr. Gillespie.
03:06Ta-da!
03:14What a tough audience.
03:16It ain't like St. Joe.
03:17St. Joe.
03:19They love me, dear.
03:25Now, join closely.
03:27Nothing here.
03:28Nothing here.
03:29And nothing here.
03:31Cut it out, Doc.
03:33You'll crap my act.
03:35The hand is quicker than the eye.
03:37Alicazamorini, Peristo, Reruti, and, uh, what's cooking, Doc?
03:48Hmm.
04:15I'll give him the all-out job.
04:17This'll get him.
04:37And now for the experiment with this rabbit.
04:45Get your hot dogs.
04:46Get them all in their hot tanks.
04:48Mustard, get them hot.
04:49Here's your change.
04:49No sour crop?
04:50Pass that along with your butt tanks.
04:52Here's your change.
04:52Hot dogs.
04:53Everybody eat some red hot.
04:54There you go, Mr. Loxer, Mustard.
04:55Hot dogs.
04:59Now we will turn this rabbit into a chicken.
05:03A chicken?
05:05That's out, Doc.
05:06I don't want to be no chicken.
05:07Yes, you do.
05:09Come here.
05:09Come here.
05:09Come back here.
05:31One more step and I'll blow you up.
05:33This contains manganese, phosphorus, nitrate, lactic acid, and dextrose.
05:39That is the formula for a chocolate malt head.
05:46Yum, yum.
05:47I'm a better scientist than I taught.
05:50Boop.
05:55Sitting tonight on your camper road.
05:59He went that way, Doc.
06:01That was me good deed for the day.
06:04Boop.
06:06No.
06:06Boop.
06:19Boop.
06:33Boop.
06:38It don't do a thing for me.
06:51In our next experiment, we will reverse the procedure.
06:55I hope.
06:58Looks like Doc is a victim of foul play.
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