00:00Hello there! Have you ever dreamed of going on a cruise in the middle of the
00:03ocean? Sun shining on your face? Not a care in the world? Well then, Sylvia Cruises is made for you!
00:09Jack and I have never been on a cruise and we really really wanted to go so we chose Sylvia
00:13Cruises.
00:14Yeah, I'm very excited. I've never even seen a ship this big and now we get to-
00:17Why does somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shite?
00:21We haven't even checked in yet. Oh. What? It was fucking one of yours! Disgusting!
00:28On this ship, we offer all sorts of activities like tea posing.
00:31Oh my god, wow! Look, Jack, I'm flying! You sure are.
00:35She's not actually. No false advertising over here. Stop lying!
00:39You will also be drawn naked like one of them French girls by Pierre.
00:45We don't want to do that. Oh. Well, it's not. It's not optional.
00:51And of course, you will be able to enjoy the vast and beautiful view of the-
00:56Oh. Oh man. How did this-
01:00How am I- Oh my god, what's happening?
01:02I don't know, but I got you. Don't worry.
01:06Here, are you drying us naked?
01:08Here, are you drying us naked?
01:14What?
01:15So what are you waiting for?
01:20Get your tickets not-
01:24Oh man.
01:26Yeah, I'll stop that.
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