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01:20شكرا
01:37شكرا
02:31شكرا
02:33هل سيكون ذاهبتا و اكبراناً واحدة تشترك ليساً
02:40حينياً هذا النهي سيحف، اهل هذا النهي سيحف
02:45غيره
02:46هل يريد سيحفت огوني
02:52حينياً
02:52نعم، انه في الطرق ميراً
02:57تشترك على أبنى لمرد عامة
02:58هل هو الشخص؟
03:01نعم.
03:02لماذا لا يوجد أكثر من الناس؟
03:04نعم.
03:08نعم.
03:09ماذا عنها؟
03:10ماذا عنها؟
03:12مم.
03:14هذا جميل.
03:19مم.
03:24مم.
03:32نعم.
03:33حسنت ورحي ما ربية Las Mary's iPhone
03:38مم.
03:41لا.
03:44هل هي ابحتمي ما أريد غير فيها .
03:47مهوظت
03:48أي طيب
03:49إنه دانا
03:50مemptت شريك
03:51فهل
03:53إنها لا ينشي
03:54لا تأتي بإرخاء
03:55المهم والتغيين
03:56دانا
03:57لا تأتي
03:58بإرخاء ما
03:58شرعينا
03:59لفتحت
03:59بسرعة
03:59عن الظلم
03:59إنه
03:59النظام
04:03there's
04:04أقل
04:05لقد
04:06المهوظات
04:07أثناء
04:07أحسن
04:07هذا
04:08لقد بي
04:08احظه替
04:09هذه هذا هل
04:10انت
04:10فقط
04:10لطوذ
04:10خلال
04:10إنه هل
04:13ميلاً
04:43يقوله شرسط خطوئين حاليا فقط
04:46هذا مثل...
04:47حسنا
04:48تفكرت
04:50لديه حالياً
04:51حالياً تشكر تدرب غير ممجزي فقط
04:54تلعاني
04:55عشناً عشرًا حال العش انا رحية شيئاً
04:57احن أنت حالياً
04:57اتنظره إذن حولة عطار قرار
05:00راحت بعض ما هذا؟
05:02هذا؟
05:04هذا هو شيرلك حالياً
05:07احبه
05:08محبه؟
05:11جيداً
05:13يمكنك أن تنهزل Weekend
05:14إذاً عندما تنهزل
05:16ألن تنهزل بسه
05:18ألن تنهزل بسه
05:19أخبره ما تنهزل بسه
05:23إنه إني
05:24أمني أنت
05:25أنت لا تنهزل بحالات
05:27أجل بحالات سيكون
05:29أمني أجل هذا بالعمل
05:30أين الزرد؟
05:31أجل هذا المصابر
05:31أجل ميزل مينو من أجل
05:34أجل بعضها
05:34أي شخصة وحدهم
05:37أي شخص سيارة
05:37ونهزل رمانيك
05:39شخص سيديه
05:39شيئا بسيديه
05:40حسنا.
05:41حسنا.
05:42ولكن لن تخبرت Sheryl.
05:43سيكون جيداً إذا كنت تخبرتك كل شيء.
05:47حسناً.
05:49لن تخبرتك.
05:59أنا أشعرًا جداً.
06:00Sheryl.
06:00حسناً.
06:02حسناً.
06:03حسناً.
06:04شكراً.
06:04شكراً.
06:05شكراً.
06:06حسناً.
06:07حسناً.
06:08حسناً.
06:14حسناً.
06:15حسناً.
06:16أكمالي بإعطائه النابلاء على م許可 trivia.
06:20ترجمة جميع السلاحة وأخيصاتنا.
06:24حسناً.
06:25في أستطيع لا ادفع تصنعاتي.
06:29حسناً.
06:31حسناً.
06:32أنا أتحقاً أمني الأشخاصي الأول.
06:34I try to eat the shirt stuff first
06:38Oh, okay, okay
06:40Here's the big show
06:41Ladies and gentlemen
06:43The Uncle Andy Players present
06:45When Daddy Proposed to Mommy
06:51Interior Italian Restaurant evening
06:53Jim and Cheryl are meeting
06:55For a very special date
06:57Cue music
07:00Press play
07:02The pink button
07:05Jim decides to play a prank on Cheryl
07:11Hey, Cheryl, you wanna cool off?
07:14Jim then pours his beer onto Cheryl
07:17She doesn't look happy
07:19I'm happy
07:20Not happy
07:22I'm not happy
07:25Jim, not knowing how to deflect
07:27The attention from his stupidity
07:29Pops the ultimate question
07:31Are you gonna finish that?
07:35No, really
07:36What he said was
07:37Will you marry me?
07:39Cheryl was shocked
07:43Jim said if the answer was yes
07:44She should pour her drink onto him
07:48And it's the top one you ever after
07:50The end
07:51Oh
07:52That was great
07:53Yay, bravo
07:55You girls are really cute
07:57Yay
07:57Okay, now I have a surprise for Daddy
08:00You wait here
08:01Andy, would you give me a hand?
08:02Oh, I don't need a gift
08:07So, Jim, you wanna just write me a check for Cheryl's present?
08:10Where's the receipt?
08:12What, you think I'm trying to cheat you?
08:14You know, I didn't say that, but interesting you would go there
08:20You ungrateful jerk!
08:21Give me the bracelet
08:21Come on, come on
08:22How much was it really?
08:23You're such a jackass
08:24Come on, you look like you got new shoes there, don't you?
08:26Hey, come on
08:27Okay, close your eyes
08:31Are they closed?
08:33Yeah
08:33Okay, keep it quiet
08:36Okay, you can open them
08:39It's a facade, Cheryl!
08:41Oh
08:43Look at that
08:45Wow
08:45Oh, Cheryl, come on
08:47This must have cost a fortune
08:48Nope
08:49It's fake leather
08:51Yeah, it's my girl
08:54Thank you
08:55Oh, you're welcome
08:56I just love it
08:57It's great
08:58Now
08:59It's time for your gift
09:04And I thought it would be more romantic if Dana gave it to you
09:08Dana
09:14Oh, honey
09:15Hippo anniversary to you, too
09:21Here, let me get it
09:28Oh, honey
09:31It's beautiful
09:32It is, isn't it?
09:34It's white gold
09:36That's like real gold, but white
09:39And you know the best part of it is?
09:41Is each charm represents a memorable event from every year that we were married
09:47Oh, honey
09:49This is your most wonderful and personal gift ever
09:53Oh
09:54Can you believe he did this?
09:57No
10:00How did you come up with this?
10:06Well
10:08I started looking through some wedding photos
10:11Oh
10:11And then I took a walk along the lake
10:14And stopped at the church where we got married
10:17And
10:18I don't know, it just came to me, you know
10:21White gold, wrap it yourself
10:27Oh, look
10:29It's a tiny little beer mug
10:31Yeah, that's from the year I proposed to you
10:34Oh, and lips with a tongue sticking out
10:37That's from the Rolling Stone concert
10:39Oh, look
10:39A little traffic light
10:40Traffic light?
10:41Oh
10:42What's that for, Jim?
10:50Well, you know what?
10:51Cheryl tells it better than me
10:53You bought it, you tell it
10:57Well, honey, you know
10:58You know what?
10:59I don't want to hog the spotlight here
11:01Maybe
11:02Dana, do you think you can add something to the story?
11:04Not without a receipt
11:08I don't even know what she means by that
11:12Jim?
11:13Yes?
11:14Do you know what this charm is for?
11:17Of course I know what it's for
11:20But
11:21You know what I think would be fun
11:23I mean, for everyone
11:25Is if Dana could tell us what the charm is for
11:30I don't know
11:31Well, then why did I put it on the bracelet?
11:33Why did I put it on the bracelet?
11:36That is the question at hand now
11:39Why did I put it on
11:41You know what?
11:41I got notes in the kitchen
11:42Because I wrote this whole thing up about the charms
11:44Jim?
11:46Yes?
11:48You didn't buy this bracelet, did you?
11:50I paid for it?
11:51I'm gonna pay for it
11:56So Dana bought this?
11:58Huh?
11:59Has she bought any of our other anniversary gifts?
12:04Some of them
12:06Which ones?
12:09All of them
12:11I'm sorry, Cheryl
12:12I
12:14So
12:15In the ten years we've been together
12:18Yes?
12:19You haven't picked out one of my anniversary gifts?
12:29Suddenly me rapping it doesn't seem so bad
12:41Okay, okay, okay, Cheryl
12:42I remember what the traffic light charm means
12:44It was the time we played red light, green light
12:47With the kids and you chipped your tooth
12:48No!
12:49Okay, it was at the state fair
12:51And the guy was gonna guess my weight by picking me up
12:53And he didn't even work there
12:56There's not even a traffic light in that story
12:58I know, but it still bothers me
13:02I can't believe this has been going on behind my back for ten years
13:06Oh, come on, Cheryl
13:08What's the big deal?
13:09The big deal?
13:11You don't choose my gifts
13:12You didn't even pay for this one
13:14I'm gonna pay for it
13:15I just need a receipt for my taxes
13:17You can't write jewelry off
13:19You can't if it's a business gift
13:22By the way, if anybody asks you
13:24You're a welder
13:27You tell the IRS you buy charm bracelets
13:29It's for welders
13:30I'm not proud of it, Cheryl
13:34Jim, it's not funny
13:35You know, those gifts you got me every year
13:37Made me feel like you really knew me
13:39Obviously, you don't
13:40You know what?
13:41You really don't know me
13:43Oh
13:43Because if you did, you'd be thanking me
13:45For not getting you a bunch of lousy gifts
13:47So you're probably gonna return anyway
13:48I know you
13:50Oh, you do, do you?
13:51Okay, well, what am I thinking about right now?
13:54Cake
13:54That's not fair
13:55I just had cake
13:59Jim, don't you see?
14:01Whatever you got me
14:02If it came from your heart
14:04I would love it and cherish it forever
14:06Oh, come on
14:09Women always say that and they don't mean it
14:12Well, I do
14:15Okay, fine
14:17So then, from now on, whatever I get you
14:19You're gonna love?
14:20If it comes from your heart, then yes
14:23Okay
14:24Okay
14:25Okay
14:27You know what?
14:29I don't care where this came from
14:31I love it
14:34But you know what?
14:34The only thing about this is
14:36It won't rub your feet
14:37Forget it, Jim
14:42Amy, come here, come here
14:43Come on, let me ask you something
14:45What is the one thing that I really want
14:48That Cheryl said will never happen?
14:50Donuts with liquor in them
14:55No, but I think someone's gonna make a lot of money off that
15:00A big screen TV?
15:02Andy, it's not just any big screen TV
15:05This is the mother of all big screen TVs
15:07Look at this
15:0752 inches, surround sound, and picture in picture
15:11Oh, my God
15:12I feel so small in the universe
15:19Jim, Cheryl's never gonna let you keep this
15:21Oh, yes, you will
15:22Because that's the beauty of it
15:24You see, last night she said to me
15:25That she'd love anything I gave her
15:28For as long as it came from the heart
15:30Jim, you are a God to me
15:32Thank you
15:33Mom!
15:34A God who's gonna get his ass kicked
15:37Honey?
15:39Honey, hold on a second
15:40You know, I could use some help with the groceries
15:44Honey, honey, wait a second
15:45I got a surprise for you
15:46Oh, honey, nothing now
15:47There's milk in the car
15:48Come on, come on, come on, come on
15:50Come on
15:50What is the one thing that you thought would never happen?
15:54Oh, for the love of God, Jim
15:55If this is another donut with a cork in it
15:59No
16:00Better
16:01It's a present
16:03Happy anniversary!
16:06This is your gift from the heart?
16:08Yes
16:09Look at it
16:10This is beautiful here
16:12See?
16:13This has got picture in picture, see?
16:14So, you can let me watch the show I want
16:17While you watch your show in the little corner up there on the screen
16:22How nice of me
16:24Cheryl, remember what you said?
16:26Oh, I know what I said
16:28You like it?
16:29I like it
16:31Doesn't sound like it
16:32I love it
16:35What do you say?
16:37Thank you
16:38You're welcome
16:42Daddy, can we watch Cinderella?
16:45Watching is what we did on our old TV, girl
16:47Sit down
16:48Check this out
16:56I love this thing
17:01Oh, guys
17:02Five minutes of kickoff
17:03Wait till you see this on the big screen
17:06TV
17:09What's going on here?
17:10Just a few girls sitting around on a Sunday
17:12Watching a Sex and the City Marathon
17:18Uh, honey, uh, the guys are here
17:20The game is starting
17:21And, uh, we want to watch it on the big screen
17:23I thought this was my TV
17:25I mean
17:27This was a gift from your heart, wasn't it?
17:30Oh
17:34Come on
17:35The guys are here
17:36Well, yeah, it's okay, honey
17:38Because we have picture in picture
17:40We'll let you guys watch your game in the little box in the corner
17:45Did you put her up to this?
17:46Can't talk, busy
17:56Come on
17:58Come on
18:00Come on, he's wide open
18:02He's wide open
18:02Throw him the ball
18:03Throw him the ball
18:05Honey, you're yelling at a pudding commercial
18:11Where are the guys?
18:12They went home to watch a real TV
18:15You're just doing this to teach me a lesson, aren't you?
18:18Oh, after ten years, don't you think I'd know you'd pull a stunt like this?
18:22You know what, honey? You're right
18:24And you know what?
18:25That's the great thing about our marriage
18:26Is that we can make mistakes
18:28Learn from them
18:29And move on
18:30Oh
18:32You're still not watching the big screen
18:33Come on, honey
18:35It's not about the TV
18:36It's about us
18:38I love you
18:39Still no
18:56What are you doing up?
18:58Just straightening up
19:00Morning, morning
19:01Well, how do you think I keep the house so clean?
19:08Hey, honey, listen
19:10I've been thinking
19:11And, you know
19:13Maybe I shouldn't have bought this TV
19:15Just to spite you
19:16So
19:17I'm gonna take it back
19:20You're taking it back?
19:21Yeah, well, what?
19:22You don't want me to?
19:23No, no
19:24No, you should
19:25Okay
19:25Okay, I'm gonna
19:26I'm gonna call them up first thing in the morning
19:28Pick it up
19:30Okay
19:30I'm gonna make sure that it's their first stop in the morning, actually
19:34Fine
19:35Actually, you know what?
19:36I can call them now
19:36Leave a message
19:37So they get it first thing in the morning
19:38Oh, all right
19:39I love it
19:40Uh-huh
19:41I love this TV
19:42I wanna marry it
19:44I knew it
19:46Well, can you blame me?
19:48This thing is amazing
19:4952 inch screen
19:51Four channels of sound
19:52800 lines of resolution
19:54What's that mean?
19:55I don't know
19:58You see
19:59I knew you would love this, Cheryl
20:01Yeah, no, no
20:02You got lucky
20:03Okay, maybe
20:04I did maybe
20:05But
20:06I do know you, honey
20:07Oh, yeah?
20:08I do
20:09I know a lot about you
20:10I know important things about you
20:12I know that
20:13That little scar on your forehead there
20:15Is when you were six years old
20:16You ran it to the refrigerator
20:17I know you like your hamburgers medium
20:19And your steaks rare
20:21I know that you love your toes
20:24And you love New Year's
20:26You love New Year's
20:27Especially that one time
20:28We were walking back from Dana's party
20:30And we stopped at every corner
20:32And kissed until the light turned green
20:36And we kissed
20:39And you were happy
20:41And now I know what that charm in the bracelet means
20:46How much do you love me right now?
20:53You're feeling pretty good about yourself, aren't you?
20:55Oh, yeah!
20:58Oh, happy anniversary, honey
21:00Happy anniversary, baby
21:09Jim?
21:10Hmm?
21:11Yeah?
21:12Can we afford this TV?
21:13Sure!
21:15It's the kids we can't afford
21:19Yeah
21:20We gotta keep them, though
21:22Alright
21:24But no college
21:25Deal
21:32It's the kids we can't afford
21:33It's the kids we can't afford
21:36It's the kids we can't afford
21:37It's the kids we can't afford
21:38It's the kids we can't afford
21:38It's the kids we can't afford
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