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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, your fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Let's just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:19And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:51Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:00:59What was I so afraid of?
00:01:11What was I so afraid of?
00:01:15I think I should stand and fight, and disappear into the night, into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:31We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:35He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:48But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:58that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:02That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They turnin' little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy!
00:02:25We cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:37Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:47Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him!
00:03:01Praise him for victory!
00:03:03Praise him!
00:03:04Praise him for America!
00:03:05Praise him!
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes!
00:03:08Praise him!
00:03:09Praise your arms!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet body.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:25Amen!
00:03:26Amen!
00:03:26Amen!
00:03:27Amen!
00:03:28Amen!
00:03:37Amen!
00:03:38Amen!
00:03:39Amen!
00:03:39Amen!
00:03:40Amen!
00:03:41Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut.
00:03:59Or I'll do the fucking law of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky.
00:04:54I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me prisoner. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen.
00:05:08The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack on with a godly work
00:05:13of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news.
00:05:16Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Well, so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander?
00:05:29Or every soup?
00:05:30Don't know.
00:05:31But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:34Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Or he's called fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much outcome it burst out of his mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander.
00:06:11And, no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip in, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of killjuice.
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:23So, let's get cracking.
00:06:24We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:53Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry.
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's ten thousand soups to save eight billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright?
00:07:27We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice.
00:07:33And no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please.
00:07:45Wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:01So, it's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:16Not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:35We can...
00:08:36Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:09Listen.
00:09:09Judoff.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:16The pain.
00:09:18The pain.
00:09:21And you're okay with it.
00:09:23No.
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:30With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:37So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year...
00:09:46dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:14I should fight you too.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:45Your bottom F.
00:10:46Is it fully regrown?
00:10:48My vagina is tingly and damp.
00:10:53It's always true.
00:10:55Don't have to tell you.
00:10:58I love your precious heart.
00:11:02I...
00:11:04I was standing.
00:11:07You were there.
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart.
00:11:18I told you...
00:11:21That we could fly.
00:11:26That we could fly.
00:11:27That we could fly.
00:11:27But some of us don't know why.
00:11:34I was standing.
00:11:37You were there.
00:11:40And they could never help.
00:11:43They could tear us apart.
00:12:00God damn it, Adrienne.
00:12:06I didn't need to come to this.
00:12:09I don't know.
00:12:10You left me no choice.
00:12:12I know my leadership style can be...
00:12:15stern.
00:12:17But...
00:12:17it's for your own good.
00:12:21I like to think of myself as...
00:12:24the big brother...
00:12:27that you never had.
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:39Uh...
00:12:40Paul.
00:12:41Pop Fang.
00:12:44Betrayed us both.
00:12:45To William Butcher.
00:12:47No less.
00:12:47Huge mess.
00:12:48Your fault.
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance to make things right.
00:12:55I...
00:12:56I reached out my hand.
00:13:00And you bit it.
00:13:02What did I ever do...
00:13:04to deserve that?
00:13:06What?
00:13:07Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well, maybe.
00:13:10But damn it.
00:13:12You weren't like the others.
00:13:14Snakes.
00:13:16Backstabbers.
00:13:17I could count on you, man.
00:13:18I did count on you.
00:13:20I loved you.
00:13:23But here we are.
00:13:26Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:34I guess the strongest men are the most alone.
00:13:38You wouldn't understand.
00:13:43Nobody does.
00:14:07As you get there.
00:14:12Freedom?
00:14:16Freedom.
00:14:18Freedom.
00:14:20Freedom.
00:14:21Freedom.
00:14:26Freedom.
00:14:27Freedom.
00:14:28Freedom.
00:14:33Firecracker's flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow.
00:14:37Countess of the Crows
00:14:39And we're doing a
00:14:40Votality Vamp Glam Tutorial
00:14:42Wankers, can't even
00:14:44Take a shit without it being sponsored
00:14:45You know they could pay like 50 grand of posts for this shit
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:51Dog wankers
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder
00:14:58And the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:15:00Frenchy, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute
00:15:03They go out, we go in
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year
00:15:07He might not live here anymore
00:15:08Every day, Countess Crow
00:15:10Countess of the Crows brings down a protein shake
00:15:13To the basement
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good
00:15:32Oi, look lively back there
00:15:35All right
00:15:35Nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in
00:15:38Twight in
00:15:38Bring it back here
00:15:42Keep the engine running
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down
00:16:22Cam's taken
00:16:22Um, yeah, we have a problem
00:16:28Put on the man
00:16:32He really let himself go
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here
00:16:45Oh my god
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds
00:16:49My dick weighs more rich
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him
00:16:55How do you move the three of us?
00:16:57So what now?
00:17:16You, what the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay
00:17:19I don't want to hurt you
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again
00:17:24Oh, Jesus Christ
00:17:26For how long?
00:17:28Almost two years
00:17:29In a CIA black site
00:17:31I just found out this morning
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher
00:17:53Find him yourself
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited
00:17:56And you are the best tracker there is
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him
00:18:01And report back
00:18:02Very simple
00:18:04You want me
00:18:07To work for you
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me
00:18:10And I can help you
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback
00:18:15I don't need you for that
00:18:17Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay, all right
00:18:23Listen to me
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know
00:18:30And listen
00:18:31I am Vought now
00:18:33Me
00:18:34So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are
00:18:40I can resurrect you
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53And blast you to kingdom fuck
00:18:57Hey, you could try
00:18:59Who knows, you might even fry the V right out of my blood
00:19:05Or you might not
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:10More than you
00:19:12Than you hate me
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you
00:19:17Am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you
00:19:21The minute I turn my back
00:19:22How do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look
00:19:26Uh
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me
00:19:39All is forgiven
00:19:50Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray
00:19:53Improve your sleep
00:19:55Strengthen your immune system
00:19:57Nourish your soul
00:19:59The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03Life force from leaving the body
00:20:06And invited prana solar energy in
00:20:10Don't ignore your anal wellness
00:20:12Introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium bivot
00:20:16Bivros, four bros
00:20:18Okay, we need to abort
00:20:20Your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26Fuck it
00:20:27We'll test it here
00:20:28What test?
00:20:30Monsieur Jean-Claude, the virus is contagious
00:20:32As Samir says, c'est fini
00:20:34The game is over
00:20:35No, Butcher's right
00:20:37Brockhart has seen us, so
00:20:38We can't leave
00:20:40Virus?
00:20:41What?
00:20:42Virus?
00:20:43Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about
00:20:45Now all we gotta do
00:20:47Is seal of ventilation
00:20:48Every exit point
00:20:49Tighter than a Boy Scouts asshole
00:20:51A jamboree
00:20:52No, no, no
00:20:53It's not possible
00:20:58Maybe
00:21:02Yo
00:21:05Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:07Uh-huh
00:21:07His heart rate is ten beats per minute
00:21:10He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours
00:21:13Like a blue whale
00:21:14If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:18Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:20You lot sort this
00:21:21I'll fetch the virus
00:21:23Can we go, you're with me?
00:21:30Well, you two
00:21:31Leave it out, would you?
00:21:33Fucking work in here
00:21:37Hey
00:21:38Coming with you
00:21:40What for?
00:21:41I don't trust you
00:21:43Hmm
00:21:44Yeah
00:21:46Suit yourself
00:21:52We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers
00:21:57Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed
00:22:01Where's S'more?
00:22:02He just disappears every afternoon
00:22:04Won't say where he's going
00:22:05Won't say shit
00:22:06Think he's on method
00:22:08Meisner technique
00:22:10Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:11We are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up
00:22:15But you can invoke the Insurrection Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President
00:22:20Good idea
00:22:20What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:24That's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander content
00:22:27Honestly, the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us
00:22:31We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user
00:22:36We truly live in an age of wonder
00:22:38But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all
00:22:42Love it
00:22:43It's just that after we've paid for vaults, military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks
00:22:48And for the existing freedom camps
00:22:51Treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors
00:22:56But they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59The president is thinking how insane this is right now
00:23:02He'll back you
00:23:02You can do it
00:23:04Speak up
00:23:04And a lot of these sympathizers are vault customers
00:23:07Won't there a rest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:11Nah
00:23:12We'll just start selling ads on Vault Plus
00:23:14Wow
00:23:14Amazing, Ashley
00:23:16You're a real Che Guevara
00:23:17Well, alrighty then
00:23:18Let me ask the most important question
00:23:22Do I got immunity?
00:23:34For fuck's sake
00:23:36Soldier Boy
00:23:38Soldier Boy
00:23:38Is the president, vice president of the United States of America
00:23:41They work for me
00:23:43Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven
00:23:47Once he is located William Butcher and Annie January
00:23:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, sir
00:23:52No, sir, I can do this
00:23:54I can bring them in
00:23:54Oh, like you did with A-Train
00:23:56We're going in a new direction, Deep
00:23:59Competence
00:24:00Oh, and Steve
00:24:01Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon
00:24:03Well, sir, he, uh
00:24:05He was guilty of
00:24:07You know, treason
00:24:11Consider it done, sir
00:24:13Terrific
00:24:13And you know what?
00:24:14I'm sure the man's dying for a drink
00:24:16Uh, Steve, can you make him a
00:24:20Manhattan
00:24:21Manhattan
00:24:22Thanks, Steve
00:24:23Of course
00:24:25Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:28No
00:24:29Steven
00:24:31I'll also have a Manhattan
00:24:35Goddamn
00:24:37Since what could Supes teabag the president
00:24:41Since me
00:24:59Okay, what's next?
00:25:05What is it?
00:25:23Almost got you fuckers
00:25:27Ha, ha
00:25:28At least that explains how he's grown
00:25:37From bashing his bishop
00:25:39Gross
00:25:48Now that's what I'm talking about
00:25:52Oh, God
00:25:57Fucking unsanitary
00:26:23It's an amazing day
00:26:28And is used by the most trusted animal
00:26:30Next step will be to apply
00:26:32My fave foundation
00:26:33From my Vitality collab
00:26:36Velvet Ember
00:26:37It doesn't fade
00:26:37Even after a long day
00:26:38Of shoving starlighters
00:26:40Into police fans
00:26:43We talked about this
00:26:44We talked about this
00:26:44I don't have a choice
00:26:45They make me do this
00:26:48There we go
00:26:50Today, I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look
00:26:53So we're gonna be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner
00:26:56Because it is the ghost
00:26:57Because it is the ghost
00:26:57What?
00:26:58No!
00:26:59No!
00:27:00You dare enter my dark domain?
00:27:02I am Countess Crow
00:27:04Countess of the Crows
00:27:06And I shall make you do the day
00:27:08That you decide to
00:27:09Fuckin'
00:27:17Fuck
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, non?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided
00:27:43So they're all gone
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise
00:27:49And I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:56You didn't kill them
00:27:59They chose to fight
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them
00:28:03I told them that we were gonna make it out
00:28:07Fuckin' easy for me to say
00:28:09I'm bulletproof
00:28:12Have you told Petit U.E. any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault
00:28:17So, I can't
00:28:22So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you
00:28:26I led them to a shallow grave
00:28:32So, I just get a fuckin' white picket fence
00:28:36And cherry pie
00:28:38No, I can't live like that
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04But the fuckin' shit
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:15You creep
00:29:16Just let go
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit
00:29:23Starlight
00:29:24Oh, my God
00:29:26You guys are terrorists
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard
00:29:35You don't have a choice
00:29:40All right
00:29:41Come on
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go
00:29:49Baby color
00:30:03Pounce on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:07All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11Turbo Rush
00:30:12The drink of heroes
00:30:14Only 15 calories
00:30:17Cut
00:30:18That was a good take
00:30:20No, please, this is a mistake
00:30:22I am not starlighter
00:30:23Only 15 calories
00:30:25Yeah
00:30:26Now, with acai
00:30:28And maca roots
00:30:30That's better than that
00:30:31Mom
00:30:31No, Cory
00:30:32Go back inside, please
00:30:33Yo
00:30:34You stay back
00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot, it's on sight, bitch
00:30:39Okay, let's go again
00:30:40And fix your tits
00:30:42They're lopsided
00:30:42Okay, come on
00:30:44All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:47Thirsty
00:30:48Turbo Rush
00:30:49Now with acai
00:30:51And maca roots
00:30:53That's fucking perfect
00:30:54Okay, great
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp
00:30:56No
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00:31:43Homelander
00:31:48Homelander
00:31:55Sage, I was just, um, what could I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:04Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes.
00:32:07Did you tell Soulja Boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not. Of course not.
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:16Yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful.
00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:27You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:33Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better he take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah, that's tactical.
00:32:42Exactly.
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:52When it does, you won't go to pieces.
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:58Right?
00:33:03Right?
00:33:33testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough
00:33:38transporting it without the necessary precautions
00:33:41let's talk in
00:33:42we'll give in
00:33:45i'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this
00:33:54very
00:33:56very fragile
00:33:57if it broke on the way
00:33:59it could kill every superhero on earth
00:34:02there's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on earth
00:34:09well
00:34:12best not drop it
00:34:13thank you so much
00:34:26breathe putain
00:34:29breathe putain
00:34:46no the corner is in paris
00:34:48well the rest of kicks will be back soon
00:34:50we're doing everything we can
00:34:52you know you were wrong earlier
00:35:05we're not terrorists
00:35:06oh god when everyone comes back jetstreak's gonna shoot an rpg up your ass and sheeline is gonna take a
00:35:12shit in the gaping hole that's left
00:35:14look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty situation
00:35:19yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here
00:35:28we don't want to be here any longer than we have to be all we need is to get rock
00:35:33hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:41i got a teenage daughter
00:35:43that shit right there bounces right off me
00:35:46hey didn't you used to have like
00:35:48ten crows at one time
00:35:49what's it called a murder
00:35:52oh let me guess
00:35:55sheila and h crows
00:35:57damn
00:35:59countess
00:35:59they don't give a fuck about you
00:36:00or the two crows you have left
00:36:02their names are russell and cameron
00:36:04point is vod
00:36:06doesn't care about y'all neither
00:36:07they're draining you for what
00:36:09sixty percent of your earnings
00:36:10it's ridiculous
00:36:12oh
00:36:15motherfucker don't go through my shit
00:36:17rozak
00:36:18welbutrin
00:36:19lexapro
00:36:20great
00:36:21great
00:36:21kid what are you 19 years old
00:36:23why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people
00:36:26all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got
00:36:29and then sell you out in a heartbeat
00:36:31why are you risking your life for them
00:36:39please
00:36:40please don't kill me
00:36:41i just want to go home
00:36:44i miss my mom
00:36:45and my dad
00:36:48please
00:37:01careful
00:37:03careful
00:37:10and then i'm not glad he's dead
00:37:18Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:21And he died a hero. A real hero.
00:37:24And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:28Listen, I know you've just done it here in the gulag.
00:37:31You've earned your seat at the table, so I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:36You've got to knock this wet-gaping pussy shite on your head, mate.
00:37:40Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:42Especially your girl.
00:37:43I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder drink.
00:37:45Don't talk to me about it, Annie. You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:47Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:50And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:56is just going to get her killed.
00:38:00Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:06You're going to get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:10But I won't let you do it.
00:38:15No, it.
00:38:29You're eating the vial!
00:38:33It's good.
00:38:37Wait, is that?
00:38:42Well, well, well.
00:38:44He's dead, right?
00:38:45He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:48Supposed to be.
00:38:50Mallory put on my knife for a bit.
00:38:55You're telling us this now?
00:38:59Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:39:00In what fucking way?
00:39:02Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:04Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:06I mean, new plan.
00:39:12Boy, ain't you supposed to be a giant-ass dudo?
00:39:16Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:18Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:20Be a cunt?
00:39:20Same alias when we headed to Hero Gasm.
00:39:23Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:29No, mate.
00:39:30Just you and me.
00:39:41I guess it's true.
00:39:43You're one of us now.
00:39:45Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:48Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:49Being super is not going to save you.
00:39:50That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:53Homelander's doubled a cunt now,
00:39:54if that's even possible.
00:39:56He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:58You still fancy a seat on the seven, don't you?
00:40:00Fuck you.
00:40:01We had a deal.
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain,
00:40:04and you sold me out.
00:40:06Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:08And for what?
00:40:09Because I was going to kill some dumb kid?
00:40:11A kid is your grandson.
00:40:13Well, was it worth it?
00:40:14You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:16Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:18Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:20Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:27Bullshit.
00:40:28God's honest.
00:40:29The things this virus can do...
00:40:33Fucking die, bollockum.
00:40:35Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:37Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:40You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:41Again.
00:40:43I guess we'll see.
00:40:45You don't get it, do you?
00:40:48You don't get it.
00:40:49Homelander?
00:40:50Your old crew?
00:40:52Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:54Do you want to know why?
00:40:57Because you are a dumb fucking twep.
00:41:08What the fuck was that?
00:41:18Hey!
00:41:20You two fucktards the local soups?
00:41:21Holy shit.
00:41:23Soldier boy.
00:41:24What?
00:41:25You're a dead socialist.
00:41:28Fuck!
00:41:29Fuck!
00:41:30This was being stupid.
00:41:31Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:33A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:35Find them and kill them.
00:41:36Or I'm going to rip your intestines out of your asses
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:42Move!
00:41:51Fucking figures.
00:41:57Hey, man.
00:41:58Get ready.
00:41:58We're coming in.
00:41:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:00Slow down, kid.
00:42:02Soldier boy.
00:42:05He's alive?
00:42:07Fuck that.
00:42:07Just how long do we have?
00:42:09Just Huey.
00:42:10Huey!
00:42:13We got to move.
00:42:15Our fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:17Oh, shit.
00:42:25Oh!
00:42:48Go!
00:42:50Go!
00:42:54Oh!
00:42:57Oh!
00:42:58Oh!
00:43:13Oh, my God.
00:43:30Hey, I got to drop the dookie.
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you.
00:43:37You're the dookie.
00:43:42You.
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:03I know.
00:44:17Oh, my God.
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:18Is the virus?
00:44:20It's good.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:23Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh, shit.
00:44:27Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You with me?
00:44:39Oi!
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:48Uwe Cable has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:03Huh?
00:45:04Well, not today, you semen-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07What?
00:45:14No virus, bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:18Come in your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:30What the fuck?
00:45:33Oh.
00:45:34Oh.
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:42Oh.
00:45:43Oh.
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:53Oh.
00:45:56No.
00:45:59Hey!
00:46:08Ah!
00:46:10Oh.
00:46:11Oh.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:47:05Oh
00:47:07Well I did very oh fuck I wish I would have seen that
00:47:12No you don't
00:47:16Come on let's leg it no longer and until we are certain. I have not been infected with this plague
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:11No thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap supreme? Cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue lashing my clit till
00:48:48he needs a knee replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:03Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:09And I can help you.
00:49:12But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You're gonna blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:32That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:41I need a minute.
00:49:48From back here I see a spine.
00:49:51Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:50:00he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders bat shit.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:38I'm not a leader.
00:50:39I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:44Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No.
00:50:55Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure.
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03Oh, chance.
00:51:04Merci de votre mère.
00:51:18Goddamn.
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop war house on that 23.
00:51:28Sold your cunt down.
00:51:29Homeland did it go.
00:51:30We fucking did it.
00:51:32About time.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:46Let's run away.
00:51:49What?
00:51:51There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:55We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:58Nobody will ever find us.
00:52:02You were right.
00:52:05This virus.
00:52:06There is no contain in it.
00:52:08No stuff in it.
00:52:09I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:12Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:32Mon amour.
00:52:33Mon amour.
00:52:34You did not see its carnage.
00:52:36It's too dangerous.
00:52:37It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:39No innocent people are being round up.
00:52:44Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:46I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:50For the lives we've taken.
00:52:51I think we have to...
00:52:54Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:04We...
00:53:08Is this all?
00:53:25You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:28This virus...
00:53:31Is fucking brutal.
00:53:32I don't know.
00:53:34For a rock hard I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:39I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:42Neither of us is fine.
00:53:45And we shouldn't be.
00:53:47And if you don't want to talk about it...
00:53:49You don't have to.
00:53:51But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:56I'm gonna keep fighting.
00:54:01And if you can't, then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.
00:54:06But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:25I know.
00:54:27I'm late.
00:54:29I know.
00:54:37I'm late.
00:54:43I know.
00:54:44All right, Tara.
00:54:47Time for your meds.
00:54:58Here's a good boy, eh?
00:55:00I know.
00:55:15Whoa, hey.
00:55:15Be careful, sir.
00:55:16There's a viral contagion.
00:55:19I got here as soon as I heard and I locked shit down.
00:55:21I'm sending soldier boy to test the waters.
00:55:24Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:26You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:28I told him to report back.
00:55:31I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:32Why would he do that?
00:55:34Well, it's more like soldier doy.
00:55:36Am I right?
00:55:37Leave.
00:55:39Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:41Dude, this should have been you.
00:55:42Oh, hey.
00:55:44I'm sorry.
00:55:44Leave.
00:55:51I was swimming.
00:56:09No.
00:56:15No.
00:56:17Not you, Tara.
00:56:20Not you.
00:56:30Why does everyone keep leaving me?
00:56:35I'm sorry.
00:57:01I'm sorry.
00:57:07I'm sorry.
00:57:11I'm sorry.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:57:17He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:22He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:26Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:33I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:38I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:40You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:47I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:57:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:57:54This in the night way
00:57:58This in the night way
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:03He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:08He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:12Don't cry for me
00:58:16Explanate love
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:22You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:24I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:31You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:33I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:36You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:42I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:45You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:47I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:50You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:52I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:54You're never gonna keep me down
00:59:32You
01:00:02You
01:00:32You
01:01:02You
01:01:32You
01:02:02You
01:02:31You
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