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00:00He'll kill me if I ruin the surprise.
00:02It's not a waffle truck that I asked.
00:03Oh.
00:05Welcome.
00:06I wanted you guys to be the first to see my new office.
00:08Look, if I'm going to be more out on the street watch commander,
00:11I need to take my office with me.
00:12Is this the new Interceptor utility vehicle?
00:15It is.
00:16700 horsepower, 8,000-pound towing capacity,
00:19level 4 ballistic door panels, dark mode,
00:22and 270-degree monitoring to analyze moving objects
00:25from potential threat levels.
00:26He calls it a super shop.
00:27That's a working title.
00:30See, we've got hats and bats,
00:31infrared camera,
00:33breaching tools.
00:35I have two 32-inch screens.
00:38Yeah.
00:38Wow.
00:39Can I be watch commander?
00:40No.
00:41But you are riding with me today.
00:42Yes.
00:43Show them droning.
00:44Oh, yeah.
00:45Check this out.
00:54Isn't he cute?
00:55Really?
00:57Yeah.
00:57Super Shop makes the Batmobile look like a kitty toy.
01:00And I can control it all right here from my phone.
01:05See?
01:08Damn it.
01:10Whoa, whoa.
01:11Damn it.
01:13He's playing Tim's Pump-Up jam.
01:15Whoa.
01:15No, no, no, no.
01:16Stop.
01:16Go.
01:17Stop.
01:17Stop.
01:21...to tell you now that we're going to get down.
01:25I'm going to shake it down.
01:27It's not gonna be as easy as you think based on this morning's demonstration. I'm well aware
01:31It's not just that you're taking the watch commander duties on patrol
01:34You're also exposing yourself to chain-of-command confusion when you land at a scene even if you stay in
01:40the SUV super shop
01:43It's a working thing
01:50Morning all right, listen up. We're gonna do things a little different today
01:55There'll be two supervisors out on the street sergeant Chen and myself
02:01I know I know no one wants the boss showing up to their calls second-guessing their every move
02:06That is not my intention. Okay, nothing has to change
02:09I just put wheels on my office while we work out the details officer Nolan will be riding with me
02:14to help facilitate the transition any questions
02:18Can I pick a playlist?
02:21It's a dumb question all right second order of business officer Juarez will be on temporary duty assignment with the
02:27detectives bureau
02:28Did you choose your focus? Yes?
02:30missing persons
02:33You sure about that? Yeah
02:35Your call all right. I have some updates from the night shift. This missing person is really that bad
02:42Detectives this one has a reputation like a Harper reputation
02:45No, um
02:48Opposite
02:49Last day at the D.A.'s office
02:51Excited? I'm relieved when the D.A. had one foot in retirement now that Vivian's D.A. elect she's gonna
02:56have free reign
02:57None of that will matter once you quit and open a private practice in Malibu with a view of the
03:01ocean
03:01Uh with that commute you'd never see me again
03:04Well in my dream I also work in Malibu
03:07I have a robot helicopter that flies the kids to school
03:10And a pony
03:11I'll start to kill another one of your dreams, but I already reached out to my old landlord
03:14And the only view from that office is to eat the open place on the first floor
03:17Oh before you go make sure you pass off my cases to the right prosecutors
03:21Daniels doesn't touch homicide
03:23Give mine to Cosgrove. He is solid
03:25That might be an issue
03:26Cosgrove just quit. I gotta go
03:27Good luck
03:29Wesley, so good to see you. Yeah, right. I'm serious. No hard feelings on my end. Yeah, because you destroyed
03:35me
03:35Well, exactly. I made good on the promise I made you when you threw your hat in the ring
03:38It's nothing personal. In fact, I agree with you on a lot of the issues
03:42And I know that together we can take the D.A.'s office in a positive direction
03:48You're not gonna fall for that, are you?
03:50No, I was about to hand in my resignation letter
03:52Well, she won't accept it
03:53With Cosgrove, Garcia, and Martin already out, she can't afford to lose anyone else
03:57Martin quit?
03:58Keyed her car on the way out
03:59A hero to us all
04:01Come on
04:05Hey, sorry about the election
04:06That should have been me facing Vivian
04:08You were handed a poison chalice
04:10I drank from it willingly
04:12How's Logan?
04:13He's good
04:14You know, he just got another chip
04:16He's been clean now almost four months
04:19That's great
04:20Yeah
04:21Uh, what about you?
04:22You gonna do the Rothwell and Pierce thing?
04:24No, I'm, uh
04:26I'm gonna stay here
04:27And you should too
04:28Hmm
04:29Come on, Wes
04:30You joined this place to change the culture from within
04:33To ensure that justice, not punishment, was our paramount virtue, remember?
04:38It's a very inspirational message
04:40That just lost by 23 points
04:42Look, Vivian ran on tough on crime
04:44She's gonna deliver
04:45Yeah, which is why the city needs people like us here
04:48Now more than ever
04:49Look, we still can make a difference
04:51Sean
04:52You're here already
04:53Let's work together one last time
04:55If at the end of the day you still want to quit
04:57I won't stand anyway
04:59This job is where ambition goes to die
05:02Wait, what?
05:03Missing persons
05:04It's not a real department
05:06It's a halfway house for cases on the way to real departments
05:09That's a lot of reports for a fake department
05:12Ninety percent of these cases will solve themselves
05:15Teenager just needed to blow off steam
05:16A wife went on a bender
05:17Came home when she sobered up
05:19Kid fell asleep playing hide-and-seek
05:21Well, I've been on patrol for three years
05:23I know most missing persons reports go nowhere
05:25But there are people in the stack who are victims of real crimes
05:30Crimes with their own departments
05:31Like trafficking or homicide
05:34Sorry to interrupt
05:35Homicide once in the graph case
05:37A fisherman found the body looks like murder
05:39Rest in peace
05:43Okay
05:45Obviously you know the job way better than I do
05:47But it wouldn't hurt to look through the case files
05:50See if there's anyone we can help
05:52Knock yourself out
06:00This thing drives like a dream
06:03In these seats
06:05Ten minutes in a regular shop
06:06My ass is barking
06:07Well, don't get used to it
06:08You're just here while I work out the kinks
06:10Once Penn is back from training
06:12You're back in the shop and I'm on my own
06:14I have a 415 at 5th and Western
06:16RP reports two shirtless men circling each other
06:20Seven at 100
06:20Two blocks away show us responding
06:22You sure?
06:23Sounds like your basic alcohol-fueled slugfest
06:26Yeah, I have to test response times
06:27And even the most basic of calls
06:31Captain's calling
06:33Bradford
06:34Can you hold?
06:35Yeah, I'll hold
06:40I'll be right there
06:41I got this one
06:44LAPD, you guys break it up
06:47Sorry, he was just called into a meeting
06:48Can you hold just a minute longer?
06:50Thanks
06:50No, I'm at
07:02Sorry to keep you waiting
07:03Uh, no problem, sir
07:04We're getting a lot of complaints about vagrants in Stoner Park
07:08I've got to say renaming it would be a strong start
07:11It's important that people feel safe in public places
07:14Couldn't agree more
07:14I'll have additional units in the area starting today
07:16Okay, uh, is that it?
07:18One more thing
07:19I just want to say your tireless commitment to justice and the people of this
07:23Thank you, sir
07:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
07:27Good job, sir
07:28You supervised the hell out of that
07:31You're still here
07:31And I think I found a workable case
07:34Sadie Bell, 30, was reported missing last week
07:37But according to her best friend Joe
07:38Sadie never misses visitation with her kid on the first Tuesday of every month
07:44Walk with me
07:46Reporting party's address?
07:48Uh, 5206th Street
07:50It's a homeless shelter
07:51Joe is unhoused, meaning Sadie's unhoused
07:53Not the most reliable bunch
07:55On the other hand, sir
07:56Unhoused women are highly vulnerable to physical and sexual assaults
08:00True, and they're also more likely to be substance abusers
08:03Who miss things like supervised child visitations
08:06I know
08:07Well, I think it's worth investigating
08:08So what's our first step?
08:10Why are you so gung-ho, Officer Morris?
08:12And don't just say the indefatigability of youth
08:18My sister was abducted when I was a child, sir
08:22I lived the fear of not knowing where a loved one is
08:26Understandable
08:27And quite noble
08:28But I would caution you that the thousand files in my office
08:32Are not an unending stack of potential happy endings
08:35For the subset that are not just runaways or miscommunications
08:40The endings are mostly heartbreaking
08:45I haven't had a chance to review the reports
08:47But it's at the top of my list
08:49Okay, I appreciate the reminder
08:53How did Greg make it look so easy?
08:55Well, the scowl helped
08:56Yeah
08:57You don't want to bother that face with anything less than an absolute emergency
09:00My scowl is legendary
09:02It was
09:03But then Lucy moved it
09:06You know what?
09:07I take it back
09:10Hey Dash
09:11Everything all right?
09:12Hey, so lesson for the future
09:14Uh, if somebody asks you if you want to see a dead body
09:16Uh, say no
09:18Dash, are you standing over a dead body?
09:22Yeah
09:23He's been here for at least a day
09:25Won't know how long for sure until TID gets here and we turn him over
09:28Kenneth Morris
09:29K-Dog?
09:31For real?
09:32Uh, Kenny's my English teacher
09:34Was my English teacher
09:35Okay, so uh, who found the body?
09:39Dakota
09:39We're in fourth period together
09:41But I didn't think it was real
09:42She's always gossiping about something
09:44Last week, she told me she was quitting school
09:46Because she landed some influencer brand deal with Pop-Tarts
09:49Turns out it was just a regional campaign
09:51No offense, it just doesn't seem like, uh, Coastwood is your scene
09:55Oh, it's not
09:56Uh, but my mom said I needed a strong senior year in order to get into a good college
10:00So she landed an office job here
10:02That way I get a major break on tuition
10:03Dad, not in the picture?
10:05No, he kind of lurks in the background like the Babadook
10:08Specializing in bad decisions and hot cougars
10:11Right
10:12Uh, so you said Dakota found the body originally?
10:15Uh, no, Dakota said CJ told her about it
10:17Who heard about it from Ilya and Autumn
10:19Who might have heard about it from somebody else
10:22So how many teenagers came out to the woods, saw a dead body, and did nothing about it except tell
10:28their friends?
10:28Unknown
10:29But I bet they all took selfies with it
10:31I'm starving
10:32Can I order green juice or something?
10:34Your intermittent fast doesn't end until one
10:36We can talk after that
10:38No one is asking you to spy on your friends
10:41No, we have hidden surveillance set up to capture candid conversations
10:45Tight, uh, but they're not my friends
10:46No
10:47How's my hair?
10:50Fine, who were you trying to impress?
10:52No one, Autumn
10:57She's pretty
10:57It's like saying that the hanging gardens of Babylon were cool instead of a feat of unparalleled engineering that redefined
11:04elegance and beauty in the ancient world
11:06But I'm a little biased
11:08Clearly
11:09She nice
11:10Hey, Dash
11:11Hey, Dash
11:12Do you want to come to my premiere tonight?
11:13Uh, yeah, totally
11:15I would love to
11:15No, wait
11:16My publicist said we already did our charity work for the year
11:19So you're out of luck
11:20Sorry
11:23What are you premiering?
11:24The new LaPorte film
11:26It's already getting Oscar buzz
11:27Oh
11:27Who do you play in the movie?
11:29Young Attic number two
11:30No lines
11:31But my featured reactions really carry the film
11:34Oh, by the way
11:35I have a hard out at three
11:36Lamb squads coming to my house
11:38Well, we'll try to get you out in time for the full face shellacking
11:41Do you have a parent or guardian with you?
11:43Oh, no, thank you
11:45I was legally emancipated when I was 13
11:48So I could, um, work adult hours on set
11:52I don't need them here
11:53Great, let's interview you first
11:55Awesome
11:57Please tell me Jack won't be going there
11:58It's not definite, but Jack's preschool is the feeder school for Coastwood
12:04It would be an easy transition
12:07Logistically, maybe
12:08But emotionally, won't you die a little?
12:10Yes
12:11But L.A. elementary schools are more competitive than Stanford
12:14And having an easy path would save hundreds of hours of stress
12:18Yeah, but then he'd be going to school with kids like these
12:21That's where it falls apart
12:22And what can you tell me about Morris?
12:24Kenny was such a sweetie
12:26Even when I had to miss a lot of class last year
12:28He was so chill about it
12:29Why did you have to miss school?
12:31I was doing this indie project
12:32We were supposed to premiere at Sundance
12:34But then the director had all these, like, harassment
12:37Allegations or whatever and got basically blackballed
12:40And now my career has to suffer
12:42Like, did Kenneth have any disagreements with other teachers, faculty?
12:46No, I really can't imagine anyone wanting to hurt Ken Ken
12:49It wasn't traditionally attractive, sure
12:51But that's no reason to be murdered
12:54Right?
12:56Can I vape in here?
12:57I have a note from my therapist
12:58He does
12:59I have it right here
13:01No
13:02Who first told you about the body in the woods?
13:05It was sushi Tuesday
13:06So I was pretty laser focused on whether I wanted ahi or uni
13:11I think I ended up getting both
13:13Let's focus here
13:15Where did you hear about the body?
13:17Well, I remember Autumn mentioning something earlier in the day
13:21When she was talking to Ilya
13:22But Ilya said he had heard it from
13:24Zoe
13:25I guess she originally saw something about it in a DM from Lynette
13:29When she was going through CJ's phone
13:30And given what happened on the school trip last year
13:33It is super sketchy that he was DMing Lynette
13:37Backup
13:38Where do we think the rumor started?
13:40Nowhere
13:40Like, everywhere
13:42How are we further from figuring this out than when we started?
13:45I'll go for backup
13:46Hi again
13:47Thank god
13:48A normal teenager
13:49No offense
13:50It's just your classmates tend to be
13:53Overwhelmed by their own champagne problems
13:54I get it
13:55My dysfunction is a little bit more proletariat
13:58Guess that's one way to put it
13:59Yeah, I don't really hang out with them much outside of school
14:02And that's not just because I didn't make Forbes 20 under 20
14:05But it's definitely a factor
14:06Well, we're not done with the interviews yet
14:08But so far no one we have talked to has said they're the one who started the rumor
14:11They all claim to have heard it from someone else
14:14Right
14:14So, Reese heard about it from CJ
14:16Who heard about it from Zoe
14:18Who saw it in a DM from, um
14:20You said that Reese heard about it from CJ?
14:22That's what she told us
14:23Uh, that doesn't make any sense
14:25They got in a huge fight last week about, you know, whether or not
14:27Sending nudes to other people counts as cheating
14:29They haven't spoken to each other since
14:31And word in the halls is that Zoe and CJ are the new it couple
14:34Oh my god, yes
14:35I was totally picking up on that vibe
14:36But I saw that Zoe wasn't following CJ on Instagram
14:39So I put it from my head
14:40But when I doubled back to check
14:42It looks like she does follow him
14:44But only with her Finsta
14:45With her Finsta
14:45Yeah
14:47Okay, this is
14:48This is actually all starting to make sense
14:50It is
14:51Um, so Lynette and Emma
14:53They went to the bathroom to do a fit check for their joint Instagram account
14:57And Lynette said that she hears somebody crying in one of the stalls
15:00And she says that it's Reese because she recognizes her leather tabbies
15:04Travis tells Paul in the parking lot that he heard about a dead body from some bitch in first period
15:11And who does he have first period with?
15:14And who does he have first period with?
15:15And Dash heard about the body from Dakota who is Reese's second best friend
15:19But she has been fighting for that number one spot
15:22So, I mean, she would do anything that Reese says
15:25So if Reese told Dakota to lie about where she heard about the body
15:30This is all coming back to Reese
15:32Okay, so is Reese witness zero?
15:35Or is she the killer?
15:38Sadie!
15:45Yeah
15:47Okay
15:50You know, that night Sadie went missing, it was pouring rain and the shelter was full
15:54So I'm thinking she crawled in here to stay dry and got trapped
15:58A couple months ago, I found a bunch of guys living it up in an access tunnel
16:04Electricity, Wi-Fi, the whole thing
16:07They had the right idea
16:08But you also have electricity and Wi-Fi
16:10Yeah, but I have to pay for it
16:12Right
16:14You know, one of those cases, if they locked behind her, she could be trapped or too injured to crawl
16:19out
16:19Yeah, but at this point, she's probably dead from dehydration
16:23Like what?
16:28Sadie!
16:29If you can hear me, make a sound
16:42Desmond
16:43Where are you?
16:44I'm inside a service tunnel looking for Sadie
16:46I called the shelter, she showed up this morning
16:48You're kidding
16:49Well, why didn't they call us?
16:50They never do
16:51So she was fine this whole time?
16:53Yeah, it turns out that her friend had the visitation day wrong
16:56But hey, cheer up
16:58At least you only wasted your own time
17:03I am so sorry
17:15Oh, hey, Selena
17:18Hey, I heard about the missing person who wasn't missing
17:21Already? I just got back
17:23Smitty was with you
17:24Right
17:26Oh, I'm gonna owe a lot of favors after dragging the cavalry through the sewers
17:29Okay, first of all, do not refer to any group that includes Smitty as the cavalry
17:34And second, those guys will forgive you
17:35Or, you know, somebody else will screw up way worse and then they'll be focused on that
17:38Well, I'm kidding
17:40Hey, one misstep does not change the fact that your instincts here are legendary
17:45So just take a second to wallow in this but then get cleaned up and get back out there, yeah?
17:49Yeah
17:55Hey
17:57Oh, you're too kind
18:00Yes, I'm really looking forward to working with you as well, Madam Mayor
18:02Okay, bye-bye
18:04Sorry, I've been so busy
18:05Um, before I make the big move upstairs, I wanted to get our house in order
18:10A little bit clear of the deck
18:11So, we have 27 felony arrests
18:15Waiting prosecution, we just do not have the manpower to take them all to trial
18:19Why? Did you lose some ADAs or something?
18:23There's been turnover, yes
18:25So I've got plea deals approved for all these cases and I need you both to get them signed ASAP
18:30Murder, too?
18:32This guy robbed a convenience store and the clerk had a heart attack
18:34That is felony manslaughter at best
18:36And the teen who pegged his principal with a football is assault with a deadly weapon?
18:40Did the DA sign off on these?
18:42I pointed to the significant mandate voters handed me
18:44And he agreed
18:45Well, their lawyers are not going to agree to these terms
18:47Oh
18:48Make them agree
19:00Apple Pruitt
19:01She lives in my building
19:03Her mother reported her missing a month ago when she didn't return from Coachella
19:07Every year we get a spike in imports after Coachella
19:10This is one time this guy disassociated so hard he reported himself missing
19:14No, but this one's weird
19:15Apple has a strong social media presence
19:18But didn't post anything about what happened this year
19:21There was a massive dust storm
19:23They canceled day two at the Sahara tent
19:25I mean, everyone was posting about it
19:26It's not exactly a smoking gun
19:28Okay, listen, I know how this sounds
19:30But something is telling me to investigate
19:33I see what's going on
19:35You said she lives in your building?
19:36Mm-hmm
19:37Classic move
19:39You take a case near your house
19:40So you can investigate it from your living room
19:43When the shift ends, you're just a few steps from your futon
19:45I'm not trying to go home early
19:48That's too bad
19:50I thought you were finally catching on
19:54There's no obvious connection between Reese and Mr. Morris
19:57He did tutor her every week, but he tutored a lot of the kids
20:00Yeah, and his Venmo transactions show that he was pulling down six figures on top of his salary
20:04Why is tutoring in quotes?
20:07And one of the parents added a winky face emoji
20:13Every student who paid for tutoring got an A
20:15The only kid who was struggling was Dash
20:17Yeah, his mom was barely scraping tuition together
20:20They couldn't afford anything extra
20:21Okay, so the parents are paying for grades
20:24So the kids get into a better college
20:26But, I mean, why kill him?
20:28Maybe, he couldn't deliver
20:29If I spent that kind of money and my kid didn't get into their dream school
20:33I'd be pissed
20:36Reese, have you decided what college you're going to?
20:38Um, I think I may be taking a gap year
20:42From your social media accounts, it seems like you're all about Yale
20:46Yeah, it was kind of my mom's thing
20:47But you did apply
20:49Yeah, I applied to lots of places, but I didn't get in, so
20:55Was your mom upset?
20:57Yeah, I guess
20:59Reese, we know it was you who started the rumor
21:02No, I heard it from CJ
21:04We know that's not true
21:06But you did tell Dakota
21:07And Travis
21:09And Lynette
21:11You know how that tells me?
21:14You wanted someone to know
21:16You wanted the police to know, but you just didn't want to be the one to call
21:20It didn't seem right that he was just lying out there
21:25How do you know he'd been killed?
21:30I stayed late on Tuesday
21:32My mom wanted to talk to Mr. Morris
21:34She was so angry about Yale
21:37She was yelling at him, and he wanted to talk somewhere private
21:40So they went out back behind the school
21:43I waited and waited
21:46And finally my mom came back
21:50Just her
21:52Not him
21:54And her hands were
21:57She wouldn't talk about it, but I
22:00I knew she did something
22:04I didn't want any of this to happen
22:06I don't even care about college
22:15Well, at least I know why I was failing in the class
22:17Your mom wasn't bribing the teacher
22:18Yeah, then I never did any homework
22:22Now listen, your mom is stuck at school
22:24Things are about as hectic over there as you can imagine
22:26So your dad's gonna come take you home
22:29Is that right?
22:30Yeah, it's fine
22:30He shows up every six to eight months to remind everybody where my mom got sole custody
22:35I'm telling you, you cannot lose
22:37You would be a fool not to invest
22:39Hit me up on socials, I will tell you more about it, okay?
22:42Hey, here's my guy
22:44How you doing?
22:45I still haven't had that grocery yet, huh?
22:47I'm pacing myself
22:48Hey, sorry I haven't been around much
22:49Been, uh, working crazy hours
22:51Um, but, good news
22:52Tiger Bear has one more investor signed on with a non-binding verbal agreement
22:56Tiger Bear?
22:57It's a soup
22:58It's a breakfast soup
22:59Dash, come on, no, that was the last one
23:01Tiger Bear Whiskey Tequila's the whiskey-less startup
23:04It's gonna be huge
23:05You should get in on the grand floor, champ
23:07I'm telling you, an investment of ten grand
23:09Will triple by the end of the year, guaranteed
23:11You do know your son found one of his teachers dead behind the school gym today
23:15Damn it!
23:18Sorry, sorry, uh, okay, uh, keep going
23:20Uh, so, Dash was working out and, uh
23:23Just take me home
23:24Will I have to excavate the passenger seat for parking tickets again, or?
23:28He's joking, I am a model citizen
23:30Don't say that
23:33Dash
23:35I'm around if you need me
23:37So we gotta stop by my place first, but we'll make it a pro-op, you know?
23:40Or some za, we'll watch last week's UFC
23:42No problem?
23:44Just the universal unfairness of the world, nothing actionable
23:51Thanks for coming in
23:52This is a plea deal, and before you ask, it's the best deal your client's gonna get
23:56I know, murder too, it seems excessive
23:58I mean, all you did was rob a convenience store
24:00It wasn't your fault that the clerk had a heart attack
24:03The man had end-stage heart disease
24:05Now, a jury could see that as extenuating circumstances
24:09I mean, if the jury was blind, maybe they'd see that as a gang tattoo
24:14But I don't have to risk that possibility if you just say yes to the plea
24:17I mean, who cares there's no precedent for a felony prosecution this severe?
24:21So what if our only witness has been charged with perjury and false accusations and two other cases?
24:26I mean, if you think you could do better at trial
24:28You just push that plea deal right back at me
24:52The music is nowhere near too loud
24:55I'm Officer Juarez with LAPD
24:57Yeah, I'm following your roommate, Apple Pruitt's case
25:00Yeah, she hasn't come home, right?
25:02No, no, I'm, I'm, I'm, we're sick
25:05Do you mind if I come inside?
25:08Sure, yeah, of course
25:14I've actually been boxing up Apple's things all day
25:17It's officially 30 days tomorrow
25:19I just, I need someone else in here to help me with this crazy rant
25:23Not that Apple is great about paying
25:26She doesn't believe in money or monogamy or cleaning
25:31She sounds like a lot
25:33Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong
25:35She was, is, um, one of my favorite people
25:38Just not the greatest at cohabitation
25:41Right
25:43And the last time you saw her was right before she left for Coachella?
25:46She loved going, even though she had her issues before
25:49I mean, bad drugs and aggressive guys
25:52She definitely had some scares
25:55And you think that's what happened to her?
25:57I, I don't know
25:58Um, I mean, I'm just trying to be helpful
26:03But I'm desperate for you to find her
26:06Do you mind if I take a look at her bedroom?
26:08Yeah, no problem
26:09It's, uh, it's right over there
26:14It's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh, it's, uh,iscovered
27:04I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's not what you think.
27:21Hey, hold it.
27:54This is Officer Juan, it's badge number 53397.
27:57I'm code 4, with a possible 245 suspect.
28:00Also suspected of an 187 sent backup.
28:02I need an RATID to my location.
28:07You don't understand.
28:09She was the worst roommate ever.
28:14I'm pretty sure you're the worst roommate ever.
28:19So, this is just temporary.
28:22But the money train is chugging into the station.
28:26Then I'm going to be playing the how-many-square-feet-is-too-many-square-feet game.
28:30Want some?
28:31Uh, no thanks.
28:32I just shotgunned some gasoline.
28:43Oh, God.
28:44I had some serious stuff.
28:46Hey, um, so this fancy private school of yours...
28:49Where a teacher was just murdered?
28:51Really?
28:51How have you not been paying attention?
28:54Never mind.
28:55Of course you're out.
28:55All I'm saying is, you're in the perfect spot to help your dear old dad raise some cash money capital.
29:01I'm having supply issues in the Czech Republic.
29:03But they specialize in neither risky nor chicken.
29:05Okay, that is besides the point.
29:06Anyways, you will be helping out the family if I can get you to make a few introductions.
29:11If I say I'll think about it, will you take me home?
29:14Come on, what's the rush?
29:15Party's just getting started.
29:18Gus!
29:19I know you're in there.
29:20Open the damn door.
29:25We're going to go out the window.
29:26No, we're not.
29:28I can hear you in there.
29:29Open the door or we kick it in.
29:31Uh, okay.
29:32Um, so, a few of my friends are here.
29:35Um, you gotta go hide.
29:37Why would I hide from your friends?
29:38Just go.
29:39Go.
29:39And don't come out.
29:41No matter what.
29:44Oh, man.
29:50Dash?
29:50I think I might be in some trouble.
29:56Fellas.
29:56Wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:57I'm sorry about the confusion.
29:59Your money, it's being transferred.
30:00It's just the act, you know?
30:01It takes a few days, so...
30:04Okay, where are you?
30:06Uh, closet.
30:08Dance apartment.
30:09They're beating him up.
30:10I can get your money just one more day.
30:13Like, two times.
30:13Wait, wait, wait, wait.
30:15All right, stay hidden until we get there.
30:17I can't.
30:19They'll kill him.
30:20I have to...
30:20I have to do something.
30:22No.
30:22Dash.
30:23Dash.
30:23No.
30:28I don't know how you can get your money.
30:29What the hell is this?
30:30It's, uh, my neighbor.
30:31He waters my plants.
30:36You are such a liar.
30:38Although lying to protect your kid is almost noble, be ashamed if I have to break all his teeth.
30:44Stomp both his ends in a suit.
30:45Pass.
30:46And pass.
30:48How about we go with my plan instead?
30:50Rob a bunch of rich kids that go to my school?
30:53Who wants a Rolex?
30:57You better not be lying, kid.
30:59Your dad is out of free passes.
31:03Let's go.
31:08Dash would never knowingly put someone in danger.
31:10So we track down whether any school families are out of town.
31:13The LaPorte premiere.
31:15He's a pretentious auteur filmmaker.
31:17His new movie launches tonight.
31:19Autumn Harrington is in it.
31:20That's the girl that Dash has a crush on.
31:22Her address is in the system.
31:27Damn, who is this chick?
31:29Autumn?
31:30She's an up-and-coming it girl.
31:32Her new project's getting Oscar buzz.
31:33Yeah?
31:35Well, let's hope she get paid in diamond bracelets.
31:37You know, stuff that's easy to pawn.
31:39Otherwise, you and your dad are going to find out what the landfill tastes like.
31:44Out.
31:50Stay with Gus until I give you the single, all right?
31:55Man, for what it's worth,
31:56no dad is the biggest train wreck I ever met.
31:59My old man, he in prison.
32:01Trying to steal a FedEx plane with a tow truck.
32:03Well, if you're the ghost of my future self,
32:05I might just have to Virginia Woolf it.
32:08I don't know what that means.
32:09She was arguably the most influential writer of the 20th century.
32:13Ended it all by walking into a river with rocks in her pockets.
32:19Nobody likes a comedian, kid.
32:21I'd argue, but the gun gives you the last word.
32:26Hey, if this is set up, I'm killing everybody.
32:29Got it?
32:30Yes, sir.
32:35You're not my agadashi tofu.
32:38You're not supposed to be here.
32:39Well, you caught me out of the movies when I wasn't on the list.
32:42Do you know how mortifying that...
32:45Who the hell are you?
32:46Hey, who else in the house?
32:47Nobody.
32:47My parents are in Monaco.
32:50All right.
32:51Get over here.
32:51I don't want to.
32:53No problem.
32:54I'll just shoot you.
33:01Who the ants?
33:02What?
33:02Why?
33:03Whoa.
33:04It's even bigger on the inside.
33:06See, this is the kind of place I'm going to get when I get paid.
33:08Hey, man, shut up!
33:10Stay down here with the idiot, all right?
33:11Steal anything that's shiny.
33:17Now, take me to your parents' room, Nate.
33:18That apple, both loaded watches and jerseys.
33:20Hey, hey.
33:20Whoa, whoa.
33:20Those whiskey bottles are worth like $500 each.
33:22I'm just going to grab a couple.
33:24Show me.
33:25All right.
33:30How about this?
33:32The Merlot, really?
33:33No, dude, those two are worth way more.
33:44All right, all right.
33:47Let's go.
34:19Hey! Where's the jewelry?
34:20Closet.
34:22All right.
34:23Come on.
34:24Hey, hey! Stay here!
34:30Okay.
34:36I cannot believe you brought them to my house.
34:38I panicked, okay? They were gonna kill my dad.
34:41Besides, you weren't supposed to be here.
34:43They would never knowingly put you in danger.
34:45Because you have the odds for me.
34:47I have romantic intentions, yeah, but clearly you don't share them, so...
34:52It's not like you're not cute. You're just...
34:55Poor?
34:56Exactly.
35:02What are you doing?
35:03Looking for a gun.
35:05Oh, that's not a gun.
35:06Oh.
35:07Oh.
35:07Your parents are freaky.
35:09Hey, what the hell are you doing? Get away from there!
35:11Oh, no. Sorry.
35:12Sorry.
35:15I'm never gonna be able to look my parents in the eye again.
35:18Me neither.
35:20Hey, Andre wouldn't really hurt my kid, right?
35:22This is a scare tactic.
35:24I mean, I know I'm not a great dad, but I try, you know?
35:28When it's convenient for me.
35:30Like, I want to be better.
35:32Like, I really do.
35:32I think about it all the time.
35:35Well, not all the time.
35:37It's at the heart of the problem, really.
35:39I just gotta be better.
35:40The kid deserves a role model,
35:42not the flaming hot mess I am on a daily basis.
35:47It feels really good to come clean about this, you know?
35:49It's kind of cathartic.
35:49Hey, Gah!
35:50When the hell did you get here?
35:52Where's Dash?
35:53Let's go.
35:54No, she's staying here.
35:55She hasn't seen your face, so you're in the clear.
35:57Just, you can do whatever you want to be.
35:58Just let her go.
35:59Hey, man, you got balls, kid.
36:00Unlike your father, but she cannot stay here, all right?
36:03Let's go.
36:03There's a gold bar on that bedside table.
36:05Yeah, right.
36:06I'm serious.
36:07But if you want to leave it, like...
36:09All right, stay right here.
36:11Don't perform.
36:17Get back.
36:19Drop it.
36:22Come on, get up.
36:25Hey, you feel okay?
36:27Physically.
36:29There, give me this.
36:32Ow.
36:33Thanks.
36:35And thanks for trying to save me.
36:37Yeah, anytime.
36:39Oh, thank God.
36:41Although, I knew it was all gonna be all right.
36:44Like, hey, um, maybe we don't tell your mom about this.
36:47You know, we just keep it a bro thing.
36:49Stop.
36:49Just stop.
36:51Everything that you do, everything that you say is just so selfish, so toxic.
36:56You haven't done one fatherly thing for me in my entire life.
36:59All you care about is yourself, and I'm just sick of it.
37:03I'm done with you.
37:05Forever.
37:06What?
37:13So, we met with all 27 defendants.
37:16It's the craziest thing.
37:18We tried our hardest.
37:19None of them would accept a plea deal.
37:21Not a one.
37:21Well, I hope you've kept your weekends clear, because now you've got 27 trials you're gonna
37:25need to prepare for.
37:28About that.
37:30I quit.
37:31And I'd say, best of luck.
37:32But I hope you fail.
37:35Spectacularly.
37:35Sorry, Sean.
37:36I just can't.
37:36No.
37:37No worries.
37:38I can't either.
37:40I quit, too.
37:41Wow.
37:42Hey, what do you think of the law firm of Del Monte and Evers?
37:44Well, you haven't worked a day in your life as a defense attorney.
37:47Evers and Del Monte.
37:49Turn to the right.
37:51Way ahead of you.
37:52Not my first radio.
37:54No, we just need your clothes for evidence, and then, uh, for you to go.
37:59After everything that happened?
38:01The DA may still press charges, but it was pretty clear you were under duress.
38:06I really wanted this time to be different.
38:08I was gonna buy a dash of car.
38:10With the Tiger Bear money.
38:11I looked to make up for lost time, you know?
38:14But, he's right.
38:15I screw everything up.
38:17It's better off without me.
38:19Probably.
38:21I've had some experience with bad fathers, and the love the sons feel for them, no matter
38:27how many times they get their hearts broken.
38:29And unless you're willing to change, and I mean really change, the best thing you can
38:36do for Dash is just leave him the hell alone.
38:39I made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
38:45I made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
38:49What were you thinking?
38:51I'm fine.
38:52Thanks for asking.
38:53Do you know how close you were to becoming a missing person yourself?
38:56If she would have succeeded in killing you, how would I have known?
38:58First thing she'd do is destroy your phone.
39:00So when I pulled to your last known location, it would be your building.
39:05So to me and the world, you were home, and then you vanished.
39:09I see that now.
39:10It's just I figured I'd stop by and ask a few questions.
39:12We have protocols for a reason.
39:16Yes, sir.
39:18I let my best intentions obscure my judgment, proving I still have a lot to learn about
39:24this job.
39:25But if I can be so bold as to ask a favor...
39:33You can ask.
39:35I remain undaunted.
39:38So if a file comes across your desk that gives you a feeling, call me.
39:42I am happy to run down any lead I can for you, free of charge.
39:51Deal.
39:53And for what it's worth, I'm glad you're okay.
39:57I made all these mistakes, but I made them mine.
40:13Your dad's gone, and your mom's on her way.
40:16Cool.
40:19You want to talk about anything?
40:22Uh, not really.
40:24I think I'm a little talked out for once.
40:27Understood.
40:31You're not at the risk of sounding overly earnest.
40:35You're a very special young man.
40:37Despite or maybe even because of what your father's put you through.
40:43Now, I know you know that you're not him in any way, shape, or form.
40:49But I also know that family pain is emotional and not intellectual.
40:59I'm just trying to say, um, if you ever need a reminder of this conversation, you have my number.
41:07Thanks.
41:09And just to be clear, you're saying I can call you every morning at the crack of dawn just to
41:13tell me I'm awesome?
41:14No.
41:15I forget the morning.
41:16Twice a week, final offer.
41:18I can live with that.
41:20If you can live with unlimited text, DMs, and social media shout-outs.
41:24Just the calls.
41:26Okay.
41:28Smart man.
41:29Smart man.
41:31Smart man.
41:32Smart man.
41:44Smart man.
41:46Smart man.
41:48Smart man.
41:49Smart man.
41:51Smart man.
41:51Smart man.
41:53Smart man.
41:54Smart man.
41:55Smart man.
41:56Smart man.
41:56Smart man.
41:57Smart man.
41:58Smart man.
42:06Damn it.
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