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00:00:23Okay, Miss Mike, you're in.
00:00:34Watch your ass.
00:00:40Definitely tell a man presence here.
00:00:42Not a lot, but they're here.
00:00:44Over.
00:00:45If you see Ben Laden, you can give him a big New York kiss.
00:00:49Then chop his nuts off.
00:00:51You can wear him his earrings.
00:00:52Roger that.
00:00:55Some old guys making eyes at me.
00:00:58Damn.
00:00:59I can't see anything out of this.
00:01:01Just bring that outfit back to the States and wear it again for Halloween.
00:01:05Yeah, next time you're wearing the dress.
00:01:08Greg, I've got a problem with the old guy.
00:01:11Take it easy.
00:01:13He's not taking his eyes off me.
00:01:16This guy knows.
00:01:17I think he knows.
00:01:18Hang in there, Mike.
00:01:21Come on, my car!
00:01:22Come on, turn the car!
00:01:24Come on, turn the car!
00:01:26Come on, turn the car!
00:01:41Control, we have an unexpected visitor.
00:01:43Request positive ID.
00:01:45Over.
00:01:45Go!
00:01:45Let's go!
00:01:50Visitor is a friendly VIP.
00:01:52Repeat, Visitor is a CIA contractor.
00:01:55Abort mission.
00:01:56Over.
00:02:03This is not good.
00:02:05Craig, do you read? I am a deep shit man.
00:02:07The old man's rat me out.
00:02:11Did you get that?
00:02:13Captain McKenzie, do you understand me?
00:02:15You are to abort this mission.
00:02:22Mike.
00:02:23Mike!
00:02:26Mike.
00:02:27If you're in trouble and you can't speak, just cough.
00:02:33Mike.
00:02:34Mike.
00:02:42Mike.
00:02:44Mike.
00:02:53Mike.
00:02:58Mike.
00:03:02Mike.
00:03:03Mike.
00:03:03Mike.
00:03:05Mike.
00:03:10Mike.
00:03:17Mike.
00:03:19Mike.
00:03:19Mike.
00:03:20Mike.
00:03:27Mike.
00:03:35I don't know.
00:04:14What the hell are you doing here, soldier?
00:04:16Where's the rest of your unit?
00:04:20Listen, these ragheads would love to slit your throat.
00:04:23Now, I need to know how many of you there are and what you're doing here
00:04:27so I can try to save your necks.
00:04:32You just don't get it, do you?
00:04:58Let me spell it out to you.
00:05:00I work for CIA.
00:05:04Now, I cannot allow one lost soldier to compromise my entire operation.
00:05:09Hmm?
00:05:12Okay.
00:05:13Your choice.
00:05:32You know what I think, soldier?
00:05:35I think you are dressed like a woman
00:05:39because secretly you don't want to be a man.
00:05:42Huh?
00:05:43Huh?
00:05:44Hmm?
00:06:12Captain McKenzie, your orders are to stand down.
00:06:17Now, when I'm done cutting you,
00:06:20these boys will finish making a woman of you.
00:06:28Boy, I'm right glad to see you.
00:06:36Hey!
00:06:37Hey!
00:06:38You all right?
00:06:40Oh, man.
00:06:42My wife's going to be relieved.
00:06:44My control's going to cut your balls off, man.
00:06:46That guy was CIA.
00:06:49Seems to me you partied with the devil.
00:06:51God ain't ever going to help you.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Come on.
00:06:53Let's go.
00:07:47I'm all in.
00:07:49Come on.
00:07:50Let's see what you got.
00:08:00How about you give me a loan
00:08:01and hold on to my bike as collateral?
00:08:04When are you going to learn, soldier?
00:08:05You're out of luck, not cash.
00:08:07I've never seen anyone unluckier than you.
00:08:11So, how'd you get out of the army alive, anyway?
00:08:15You know what they say.
00:08:16Lucky in war, unlucky in life.
00:08:25So, how about the loan?
00:08:28There you go, soldier.
00:08:30A nation's grateful thanks.
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:33Till the end of the month.
00:08:37Deal.
00:08:45Right, hands on the table.
00:08:46Nobody move.
00:08:47Hey, cool it, kid.
00:08:48What's the problem?
00:08:48The problem?
00:08:50Two aces of spades?
00:08:52It's just a silly mistake.
00:08:53You stacked the deck, Tony.
00:08:55I let you win every once in a while.
00:08:59Hey!
00:09:02Didn't you hear what my friend said?
00:09:03Put your hands on the table.
00:09:05Trust me, this is not the way you want to resolve this.
00:09:07All right?
00:09:08Don't you think you can cheat us like your loser buddy over here?
00:09:11We're taking the money.
00:09:16Look, just take the money and get the hell out of here.
00:09:19Cheetah, give me your purse.
00:09:20All right, put the money in the back.
00:09:27All right, you're next, cowboy.
00:09:29Your turn.
00:09:30Put the money in the back.
00:09:31Put the money in the back!
00:09:40All of it.
00:09:43All of it!
00:09:44Huh?
00:09:53You can put the gun down now.
00:09:55It's only loaded with blades.
00:09:57Really?
00:09:58Let's check.
00:09:59You really want me to pull this trigger?
00:10:02Let her go, McKenzie.
00:10:03Oh!
00:10:03Hey!
00:10:04What the hell's going on?
00:10:17What the hell's going on?
00:10:19They hired stunt guys.
00:10:24They want to do business with you.
00:10:30I just wanted to see if you still had it in you, soldier.
00:10:36Captain McKenzie, we need a man like you.
00:10:44I don't need you.
00:10:46All I want is my loan.
00:10:49Thanks for the show.
00:10:52Crazy.
00:11:06Hey.
00:11:10Cheers.
00:11:11Yeah.
00:11:14So what do you think they wanted?
00:11:23You know, Craig, I'm so broke, man.
00:11:30I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make some money.
00:11:35Anything.
00:11:36Banks.
00:11:38Fucking banks already took everything, you know?
00:11:44There's no work here, man.
00:11:45There's nothing for a man with a dishonorable service record.
00:11:53We both fought for our country, Mike.
00:11:55We got nothing for it.
00:11:57Yeah.
00:11:59Maybe now we need to start fighting for some money.
00:12:02Some of the guys from the old unit are pulling in loads of cash as mercs in Mexico.
00:12:07And then, hey, hey, hey, baby, what are you doing up?
00:12:14It's not me who can't sleep, Daddy.
00:12:18It's Winston.
00:12:20Come on, darling.
00:12:21Let's get Winston back to bed.
00:12:23Look at that.
00:12:24Look at what your nuts made.
00:12:25I shaved those nuts.
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:27Good night, Daddy.
00:12:28Good night, Craig.
00:12:32Good night, guys.
00:12:33Good night.
00:12:33Hey, come on.
00:12:34There she goes.
00:12:37You love Joanne and Elise?
00:12:41Of course.
00:12:42Now forget about fighting.
00:12:44We'll find some other way to make some money.
00:12:47I've got about two more weeks before the banks change the locks on my doors.
00:12:58Soldiers of Fortune.
00:12:59Nothing ventured.
00:13:00Nothing gained.
00:13:02If you've received this link, then your net worth prequalifies you for the Soldiers of Fortune adventure program.
00:13:08The ultimate in extreme vacation.
00:13:10On your adventure mission, you'll experience the adrenaline rush of combat in an actual war zone, but without the risk
00:13:17of losing your life.
00:13:19After all, you've worked too hard for your millions not to enjoy them until a ripe old age.
00:13:24Whether you're sniping enemy mercenaries, clandestinely delivering a cache of weapons, or blowing up a compound, you'll be protected every
00:13:31step of the way by our qualified action team.
00:13:37Every member on our staff is a highly decorated Special Operations veteran.
00:13:42You prove your manhood.
00:13:44They ensure your complete safety.
00:13:46All the proceeds support the freedom fighters of a small island nation.
00:13:49And unlike other charities, you'll be able to personally oversee how your contribution is delivered.
00:13:55While your peers boast about that luxury cruise in the Caymans, you fought for liberty and freedom in a war
00:14:01zone.
00:14:02We offer the ultimate in bragging rights.
00:14:06The best part is, it's all tax deductible.
00:14:42The best part is, it's all tax deductible.
00:14:50I'm warning you, you're wasting your time.
00:14:54Sit down, Craig.
00:14:57How's business?
00:14:59Slow?
00:15:01Thriving.
00:15:04Wow.
00:15:06Whoa, nice.
00:15:10So how's your brother's beak?
00:15:12Who told you Ernest he's my brother?
00:15:14Well, thank you.
00:15:17How'd you find me, the yellow pages?
00:15:19I know almost everything about you.
00:15:23Captain Craig James McKenzie.
00:15:2623 special ops and not one soldier dead under your command.
00:15:30Sir?
00:15:30You were a legend.
00:15:32And then you were court-martialed for insubordination and unbecoming conduct.
00:15:36That's old news.
00:15:37And dishonorably discharged.
00:15:39No, no, no.
00:15:40There's nothing dishonorable about saving your best friend's testicles.
00:15:43Your unit was disbanded in disgrace.
00:15:46I can just imagine how many people told you thanks for that.
00:15:48Just one guy.
00:15:50And his wife.
00:15:51It's plenty for me.
00:15:52Look, thank you for the breakfast, but I got some things I gotta do.
00:16:01You lost everything because of this man.
00:16:04Carter Mason.
00:16:07All right, look, no more games.
00:16:08Who the hell do you work for?
00:16:09We're not playing games.
00:16:11We need your help.
00:16:12And you need the money.
00:16:13Your friend, Captain Reed, needs it.
00:16:17I am through with fighting.
00:16:18That's good.
00:16:19Because we don't need you to kill anybody.
00:16:22We need you to make sure nobody gets killed.
00:16:24You want me to protect him?
00:16:26No.
00:16:27We need you to protect some people from him.
00:16:35And this man is Colonel Lupo.
00:16:38Nice casting.
00:16:40Nice casting.
00:16:42In Eastern Europe, by the northern seaboard of the Black Sea, is Oster of Ziminyi, also known as Snake Island.
00:16:50It's mountains are rich in minerals and rare earth metals.
00:16:54During the Cold War, there was an allied military base there.
00:16:59Now, nobody knows who owns it, Romania or Ukraine.
00:17:03So it's no man's land.
00:17:04Colonel Lupo seized power there four years ago with a mercenary force.
00:17:10His head of security is Mason.
00:17:15Colonel Lupo's regime is brutal and oppressive.
00:17:21They kill anyone who dares to speak up against Lupo.
00:17:31Go, go, go!
00:17:37So who's the girl?
00:17:43That's Magda.
00:17:44She's Colonel Lupo's daughter and the only person he cares for.
00:17:49She's pure evil.
00:18:00As long as Lupo finds buyers for the island's metals, he can finance his mercenaries and brutalize the people.
00:18:10All right, so those are the bad guys.
00:18:12Who are the good guys?
00:18:13You?
00:18:17I was born on the island.
00:18:19I want to set it free.
00:18:21The resistance is dying, but now there is hope.
00:18:25Ernesto and I have found five very rich men who are willing to help.
00:18:31You know, some lady, I've never met a rich guy who's willing to give away something for nothing.
00:18:36What do your backers want for their money?
00:18:40Kicks and thrills.
00:18:43With our Soldiers of Fortune adventure program, we've set up a basic training camp for our clients in Romania.
00:18:50With their charitable contributions, we've purchased the firepower to finally resist Colonel Lupo.
00:18:58Ernesto leased a ship to transport the weapons.
00:19:01We know that Lupo's mercenaries do not patrol the uninhabited east side of the island.
00:19:08Our financier's adventure mission will be to escort the weapons to shore and get them to the resistant space camp
00:19:15protected by bodyguards at all times.
00:19:18Wait a second, let me get this straight, you and Ernesto are pimping out your revolution, some kind of tourist
00:19:24attraction for a bunch of millionaires and you expect me to be your guide?
00:19:27Yes, we need your credentials to assure our clients of their safety.
00:19:33One last hope, Craig.
00:19:36You're lucky in war, you said so yourself.
00:19:38With you, everybody comes home.
00:19:47Our clients will never be near actual combat, Craig.
00:19:51And you can save your friend's home, and everybody will be happy.
00:20:15Our wealthy warriors have arrived.
00:20:18Tell me what we're dealing with.
00:20:20The first of our soldiers of fortune is Charles Herbert Vandebeer.
00:20:26Vandebeer is a genuine American aristocrat.
00:20:29One of his ancestors bought Manhattan from a drunk Indian for 24 silver dollars and a bottle of moonshine.
00:20:35Vandebeer runs a Wall Street hedge fund.
00:20:37He made a fortune from subprime loans, and then another from the bank bailout.
00:20:42It's a shame a lot of ordinary folks lost their homes, but that's Wall Street for you.
00:20:46The rich get richer, and the poor can go to hell.
00:20:50I'm going to enjoy watching them under fire.
00:20:52Our second millionaire is Roman St. John, a metals man.
00:20:57St. John traded vodka and blue jeans on the black market before the Berlin Wall fell.
00:21:02And then in the anarchy that followed, somehow all his business rivals got murdered, but he survived.
00:21:09Now he owns a huge mining and smelting empire and lives the life of an international playboy.
00:21:14He was last sighted off the coast of Somalia, fishing.
00:21:17St. John does have practical weapons exposure, but he claims without any verifiable military record, that he has experience leading
00:21:29troops in naval warfare.
00:21:32He demanded an entourage of five.
00:21:36We settled for one.
00:21:38Our next client is Sam Hausman.
00:21:42I've heard of this guy.
00:21:43Who hasn't?
00:21:44A cell phone pioneer and a permanent resident on Ford's list.
00:21:49Hausman's lived enough for three ordinary men.
00:21:54He's been married five times.
00:21:56He has eight kids.
00:21:59He's made two huge fortunes and lost one.
00:22:01He's climbed Everest and fought bulls and hunted every kind of big game.
00:22:05Even three species that are now extinct.
00:22:09And he's beaten two major heart attacks as well.
00:22:16And now for the bad, our fourth client, the Grim Reaper.
00:22:23Grimot Tano.
00:22:24Born in French Africa, very little is known about this international man of mystery.
00:22:29Before becoming the world's most notorious arms dealer.
00:22:33Our angel of death sold weapons to both sides in the civil war in Sudan.
00:22:37Then he started a revolution in Congo just to peddle more guns.
00:22:42Grimot makes even mercenaries seem like sisters of mercy.
00:22:46He's a profiteer of war, but he's never participated in one.
00:22:50He's selling our new friends their weapons as well.
00:22:53And finally, at the bottom of the barrel, we have Tommy Sin.
00:22:58Sin is the creator of Death Porn, the mega-violent fantasy video game.
00:23:05Five teenagers decapitated their parents after playing his smash-hit game.
00:23:09Each time Sin is accused of incitement to murder, he's acquitted.
00:23:13Sin probably thinks war is just a game, too.
00:23:17Apart from his addiction to video games,
00:23:20this lunatic just broke his leg.
00:23:22Oh, no!
00:23:26Oh.
00:23:44Welcome to our training camp, gentlemen.
00:23:46I'm Captain McKenzie.
00:23:47This is Captain Reed.
00:23:49These five men are going to be your bodyguards.
00:23:52You will obey their every command.
00:23:54Whose buck is this?
00:23:56How about they obey our orders?
00:24:00If any of them is going to be my bodyguard,
00:24:03it is they who need the training, not me.
00:24:07Yes, sir, Captain, sir.
00:24:09Three bags full, sir.
00:24:13The barracks over there are going to be your accommodations.
00:24:16Uh, excuse me.
00:24:18Uh, I trust we all have our own rooms.
00:24:23Over the next few days, you're going to learn how to survive in a hot zone.
00:24:28Just remember, the only thing worse in action than a coward is a hero.
00:24:32You got it?
00:24:32Now go steal your bags.
00:24:35Dismissed.
00:24:36Oh, hey, uh, general, uh, colonel, can, uh, can someone carry my bag for me?
00:24:41Because my leg's, my leg's done.
00:24:45A little help?
00:24:46I can't, I can't carry it.
00:24:49I've got a bum leg!
00:25:03Jesus Christ, no, I told you about the fucking furnace.
00:25:06I pressed it for myself.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:27Oh, it's like that.
00:25:36Helen and Adai will take the dining room.
00:25:39Helen?
00:25:57What's your plan there, son?
00:25:59Baby killer.
00:26:00On the top level.
00:26:01I'm in the maternity ward.
00:26:10Hey, Grimo, can you feel it?
00:26:12Feel what?
00:26:14The thrill of being a kid again.
00:26:15Playing war games with pop guns in your backyard.
00:26:19This isn't a kid's game.
00:26:21We're playing with real weapons now.
00:26:25Ah.
00:26:27Hey.
00:26:28The Grim Reaper.
00:26:30Ooh.
00:26:31Hmm.
00:26:32Big gun.
00:26:34Small.
00:26:36Son, you know, it's not the size of your gun that matters.
00:26:39It's where you stick it.
00:26:42Let me show you a real hunter's weapon.
00:26:47Now, this here is Irene.
00:26:49Irene's a bitch.
00:26:50She would have sniped that Grim Reaper of yours at a thousand yards
00:26:54before you even knew she was there.
00:26:56Oh, that's nice.
00:26:57May I?
00:26:57Yeah, sure.
00:26:58Oh, thanks.
00:27:17Now, I lost 20 million dollars when Lehman Brothers collapsed on Wall Street.
00:27:25Sucker.
00:27:26Oh, yeah?
00:27:27Screw you, too, banker.
00:27:30Bang!
00:27:32Screw you, too, game boy.
00:27:35Hey, hey, hey, hey! Simmer down! Simmer down now, boys!
00:27:38Take it easy, big fella.
00:27:40How about we have a party
00:27:43to celebrate you two losing your cherries?
00:27:47I agree.
00:27:52What's so healthy about?
00:27:54What's moderation?
00:27:56I don't feel the need to take a vacation.
00:28:00I can't wait for you.
00:28:02I am a vacation.
00:28:04Don't mind if I do.
00:28:08Excuse me. There's mud in your eye.
00:28:17Ahem.
00:28:181975. Damn.
00:28:20That was a vintage year.
00:28:22Was she that pretty, Sam?
00:28:24Yeah, well, whatever she was.
00:28:26She was probably a grandmother by now.
00:28:29Just a good living.
00:28:30What a quick death.
00:28:32Cheers, sir.
00:28:35Champagne, sir.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:50I bet you
00:28:51I kill more bad guys
00:28:53than you do.
00:28:59Make it a hundred grand,
00:29:01you're on.
00:29:02A hundred thousand?
00:29:03Deal.
00:29:05I bet a million bucks
00:29:07you both get blue balls.
00:29:09Neither of you are man enough
00:29:10to kill a man for the year.
00:29:13Whoa!
00:29:16A draw.
00:29:19I hate a party
00:29:20when I'm not invited.
00:29:22Let them have their fun.
00:29:24We're getting paid, aren't we?
00:29:27You know those bastards are right.
00:29:29The bodyguards do need to train.
00:29:35That's a good thing.
00:29:36That's a good thing.
00:29:37That's a good thing.
00:29:38That's an angel.
00:29:41Oh, whoa, whoa!
00:29:43How's your hedge fund?
00:29:46Fine.
00:29:49Why do you ask?
00:29:54Nothing.
00:29:56I've just heard some rumours, that's all.
00:29:59You know how when the tide goes out,
00:30:01wrecks get exposed?
00:30:05Nonsense.
00:30:07I like the way you move, girl.
00:30:09Oh, you move me.
00:30:12Oh, okay.
00:30:13Liddy, oh boy.
00:30:14I'll be good.
00:30:15I'll be good.
00:30:16I'll be good.
00:30:17Whoa!
00:30:18Whoa!
00:30:21What the hell's going on?
00:30:25Damn, we're being attacked.
00:30:28Let's make a run for you.
00:30:44Gentlemen, your throats have all been cut.
00:30:50Sorry to interrupt your party,
00:30:52but after all, you did say that your bodyguards do need to train.
00:30:55Thank you, bodyguards.
00:31:01Well, at least we know who the most vulnerable are.
00:31:04Vandebier and Sint will be killed in our first contact.
00:31:07Grim doesn't stand much of a chance.
00:31:09And then Housman and St. John,
00:31:12I don't see them lasting very long.
00:31:14Thank you, gentlemen.
00:31:16If anybody's interested, training begins at 0600.
00:31:18Looks like 06 in the morning, isn't it?
00:31:29Hmm.
00:31:31You think the adrenaline junkies will show up?
00:31:34If they don't, let's just go home.
00:31:37I've got a bad feeling to wrap this up anyway.
00:31:42Oh, shit.
00:31:50What happened to your lady?
00:31:53I, uh...
00:31:54I sent her away.
00:31:55It's time for business.
00:31:59What about you, huh?
00:32:00What'd you do with your valet?
00:32:01I, uh...
00:32:03I gave him a Vicky.
00:32:07He's gonna ask her for, uh...
00:32:10Well...
00:32:11Years.
00:32:17All right.
00:32:19Let's get started.
00:32:21Drop and give me 50.
00:32:25Drop!
00:32:32Here you go, boys.
00:32:33Kiss that anthill.
00:32:39Come on, Grim!
00:32:40Come on, Grim!
00:32:41Let's move it!
00:32:43Come on, kick ass!
00:32:44Let's go, Vandermeer!
00:32:45Housman, get your ass on that wall!
00:32:47Let's go!
00:32:48Come on, come on!
00:32:48Move it, move it!
00:32:49Let's go, let's go!
00:32:51Come on!
00:32:51Let's go!
00:32:52Move!
00:32:52Move your ass!
00:32:53Move your ass!
00:32:54Let's go!
00:32:56Let's go!
00:33:02Get out of here!
00:33:16Come on, Grim!
00:33:17Come on!
00:33:18Move your ass!
00:33:18Move your ass!
00:33:18Let's go!
00:33:19Let's go!
00:33:19Let's go!
00:33:19Let's go!
00:33:20What's that noise?
00:33:21What are you doing?
00:33:22What the hell is that?
00:33:24Do you have a boat?
00:33:25Hey, Elmer.
00:33:26What'd you do now?
00:33:33hang up that phone hang up that phone you do that again i'll kill you myself come on move it
00:33:39move it move it you're moving like a senior citizen come on man your ballet's not here to do it
00:33:45for
00:33:51you
00:34:11if you can't get through that hole please
00:34:26so
00:34:59Work with your bodyguards
00:35:03Protect the money
00:35:06Hello
00:35:06Another cell phone addict
00:35:08You're all dead
00:35:09Dead, dead, dead
00:35:14Now gentlemen
00:35:15The rules are simple
00:35:17Protect your flag at all costs
00:35:19And capture theirs
00:35:22And try to work together as a team
00:35:25Shoot at anyone with a green armband
00:35:28Vanderbilt
00:35:29You stay in the bunker and protect the flag
00:35:31St. John
00:35:32Sin, you flank left
00:35:34Me and Holtzman will flank right
00:35:47All right
00:35:48Let's see what you wealthy warriors are made of
00:35:57What is wrong with you?
00:35:58You must obey my orders
00:36:00What is this your command?
00:36:01Since no
00:36:02I'm the one with the most military experience here
00:36:04Son
00:36:05Just because you peddle a lot of guns to a bunch of tin pot dictators
00:36:08That don't make you our leader
00:36:10Don't call me son, old man
00:36:11You're not my father
00:36:12How do you know?
00:36:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:36:14I should be in charge
00:36:16My last game, War Horse, sold 50 million units
00:36:18That's 5-0
00:36:19So what?
00:36:20My great-great-uncle was a general in two world wars
00:36:23I should be in command
00:36:24Oh wow, your uncle was in a war
00:36:25That must mean you're an incredible warrior
00:36:27That makes no sense
00:36:28That makes no sense
00:36:30Why don't we take off his helmets
00:36:33And I'll punch you in the face
00:36:35I'm not obeying a virgin
00:36:37Who calling virgin?
00:36:38You've never killed a man, have you?
00:36:41That's what men are made for
00:36:43Fighting, not fucking
00:36:45Well maybe I'll shoot you
00:36:46Just to pop my cherry
00:36:47Just try it
00:36:49And I'll cut your bourgeois throat
00:36:50Come on, try it
00:36:57Excuse me, ladies
00:36:58Hey
00:36:59Where you going?
00:37:02I got nothing to prove to your pussies
00:37:04I signed up for a fight
00:37:13Ah, it's on my face
00:37:15Oh, shit.
00:37:53No, that's what I call a hostile takeover.
00:37:55You know the only rule in life.
00:37:57You've got to win.
00:37:59We won.
00:38:01We're dead, but we won.
00:38:21Come on, come on, through the tide.
00:38:22Come on, come on.
00:38:23Move it, move it, move it, move it.
00:38:29Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:38:31Keep moving, keep moving.
00:38:33No, I didn't.
00:38:37Move it, I know you've got a bump, but I don't care.
00:38:39I don't care, you signed up for this issue.
00:38:50Get through there, hop over it.
00:38:52There you go.
00:38:57All right, it's good.
00:39:01Come on, Grim, come on, Grim, let's move it.
00:39:04Let's see where they call you the killer.
00:39:06Let's go.
00:39:08Cover the money.
00:39:11Good, good.
00:39:28Game over.
00:39:31Gentlemen, tomorrow we leave for Snake Island.
00:39:34For your own safety, all of your personal possessions are now going to be collected.
00:39:39Place them in this bag.
00:39:41Anything you can think of that can be used to positively identify you.
00:39:45Cell phones, documents, wallets.
00:39:48You're not taking anything with you.
00:39:50Until our mission is complete, you will have no names.
00:39:55Come on, move it, Vanderbier.
00:39:56Get your cell phone in there.
00:40:01Now get some shut-eye.
00:40:03We leave at 0500.
00:40:04Get your cell phone in there.
00:40:04100.
00:40:05600.
00:40:10700.
00:40:11600.
00:40:12200.
00:40:36As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:40:45As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:13As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:44As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:46As soon as we're downloading the weapons.
00:41:46Roger that.
00:41:55We got a problem buddy.
00:41:57I hear you.
00:41:58Where's it coming from?
00:41:59Okay.
00:42:00Take her out.
00:42:01Fire!
00:42:11Crack!
00:42:12It's getting hot!
00:42:13What the hell's going on captain?
00:42:14She said the shoreline was safe!
00:42:16Lying bitch!
00:42:17No!
00:42:18No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:19No!
00:42:20No!
00:42:21No!
00:42:24Give them a scare!
00:42:26Fire!
00:42:38Look who we have here.
00:42:41Again!
00:42:49Spin the wheel.
00:42:50I know how we can beat the system.
00:42:52What are you talking about?
00:42:54The shells take five seconds to arrive.
00:42:57The fire control computer projects target movements five seconds ahead.
00:43:01If you zig zag fast enough, you can beat the computer.
00:43:04All right!
00:43:05All right!
00:43:06Zig zag!
00:43:07Zig zag!
00:43:08Head for the cops!
00:43:09Head for the cops!
00:43:10No!
00:43:23I can't do it!
00:43:25Already the dinghy.
00:43:26I need a scare!
00:43:27I need a scramble.
00:43:29It's a scary man...
00:43:30Oh, my God!
00:43:31I can't do it.
00:43:33Good!
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:38I'm going to take it all.
00:43:39I'm going to take it.
00:43:39You've got it.
00:43:40This is a trick.
00:43:43Right off!
00:43:44Turn the lights.
00:43:52Mike?
00:43:54Mike!
00:44:06Get down!
00:44:08Get down!
00:44:09Get down!
00:44:22Okay, grab whatever gear you can and take cover in those rocks.
00:44:31Come on, come on.
00:44:32Welcome to Stank Island, gentlemen.
00:44:34You may never leave.
00:44:36Come on, come on. Move it, move it, move it.
00:44:39Fire!
00:44:55God damn.
00:44:57That'll pucker your rear end.
00:45:01Any injuries?
00:45:03No.
00:45:09No.
00:45:11This is Tommy San.
00:45:13Didn't I say no cell phones?
00:45:18You!
00:45:19How much are you getting, huh?
00:45:20What are they paying you?
00:45:21My friends are dead.
00:45:22Cremoto no does not sell people out.
00:45:24Well, then how'd you know about that cannon?
00:45:26I sold it to Colonel Lupo.
00:45:28He didn't pay me.
00:45:30That's why I'm on this trip.
00:45:32To kill him or get paid.
00:45:34The Grim Reaper always gets paid.
00:45:38Come on, come on. Move it, move it.
00:45:40Cover, cover.
00:45:52You.
00:45:53You said the sea route would be safe.
00:45:55Because of you, my men are dead.
00:46:08I knew you were bad news.
00:46:11Before I met you, I never lost a man under my command.
00:46:14What am I supposed to do with your precious sponsors?
00:46:23Fulfill your contract.
00:46:25Lead them to safety.
00:46:33These men need your skills now, Craig.
00:46:37Their survival is in your hands.
00:46:45Once we get to the Resistance base camp, Ernesto can arrange for their evacuation.
00:46:56Come on.
00:46:58Come on.
00:47:19Let's get the fuck off this island.
00:47:21Come on, give me your cell phone.
00:47:23But you wanted to kill a man, Clay.
00:47:25You haven't completed your mission.
00:47:27Yeah, that's very clever.
00:47:28Give me your cell phone.
00:47:29I don't have one.
00:47:31Hey, Sam.
00:47:32Huh?
00:47:32You have a cell phone?
00:47:34Now, son, I know things aren't going according to plan.
00:47:38But Sam Hausman didn't come all his way just to turn tail and run.
00:47:41And I'm not sure if he's going to run.
00:47:42Never using a cell phone is such a swift idea either.
00:47:46This isn't what we paid for!
00:47:53How you holding up, Sam?
00:47:55Uh, getting old, Captain.
00:47:57Slowing down.
00:47:58Enjoy it while you can, Captain.
00:48:00You're a long time gone.
00:48:07Hey.
00:48:08Hey.
00:48:10I'm hungry.
00:48:11What do we got, Sweet?
00:48:12We eat at the camp.
00:48:14Just remember I'm on a low-carb diet.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:16chill down.
00:48:17Come.ê³
00:48:31run I'm
00:48:34hungry. Nope.
00:48:37It's
00:48:37over. Without those
00:48:39weapons, we can't resist any longer.
00:48:43tomorrow you'll evacuate our sponsors i'll find us a boat you'll be paid in full for your services
00:49:01definitely not low carb i should have brought my chef charlie why the hell did you pay to come on
00:49:08this mission just so as you could whine about everything bragging rights such as life on the
00:49:15street wall street he who dares wins i already know why grimo's here he's being shot at with his
00:49:29own merchandise and he hasn't been paid for it why are you here tommy
00:49:40doctor's orders my psychiatrist said that i am addicted to shooter video games
00:49:46she suggested a dose of healthy reality so you're here to feel the real
00:49:55all right that takes care of the logistics but i'm not leaving this island until we figure out one
00:50:01thing why my men were killed somebody talked if i were you i would move this base right now
00:50:10what about you sam well sam just wants to hang a human head in his trophy cabinet
00:50:17i don't plan on going home
00:50:21my present wife i just call her number five she's suing me for divorce
00:50:26and according to that prenuptial bullshit i was an old fool in love enough to sign
00:50:30if we split she gets half of everything i own whereas if i get killed my kids inherit the whole
00:50:37shebang hell i've already survived two heart attacks i've done pretty much everything there
00:50:43is to do on this old planet and i've enjoyed the hell out of it too
00:50:48nope this here's all there is
00:50:54i say we stay here for the night break camp in the morning
00:50:57okay fine that's your choice but i'm taking my men out of here
00:51:01at least what's left
00:51:05dying battle
00:51:09that's a hell of a way to screw a gold digger
00:51:27get your things we're getting the hell out of here
00:51:59that's a hell of a way to do
00:52:02yes
00:52:03oh we got him we got him here
00:52:06take a look
00:52:33okay let's find all then wipe them out
00:52:35okay let's find all then wipe them out
00:52:47what's up cap
00:52:50want to see what war looks like
00:52:51take a look
00:53:15wait here don't give away your position
00:53:17hey where are you going
00:53:42hey where are you going
00:54:13jesus
00:54:15We're getting tons of shreds down there.
00:54:45So this is what our money brought us.
00:54:48To play war safely from a distance.
00:54:53So we're going to just hide?
00:54:56Are you saying what I think you're saying?
00:55:01Let's go kill some bad guys.
00:55:03If we start firing, they'll spot our position.
00:55:08Shoot. Can't bake a cake without breaking some eggs.
00:55:27Whoa. Jackpot.
00:55:40The Grim Reaper.
00:55:43The Grim Reaper is next.
00:55:43.
00:55:46.
00:56:04.
00:56:21Come on.
00:56:22Come on.
00:56:23Come on.
00:56:33Incoming!
00:56:33Incoming!
00:56:34Incoming!
00:56:35Incoming!
00:56:55Incoming!
00:56:58Incoming!
00:57:02What the fuck happened?
00:57:03Which one of you is responsible for giving away our position?
00:57:05It seemed to me our friends down there needed some help.
00:57:23Where's Vanderveer?
00:57:24Last time I saw me was in there.
00:57:27I think I won that bet.
00:57:29It's a bet you will never collect.
00:57:32Shit!
00:57:32Come on, come on!
00:57:33Move it, move it!
00:57:34Follow me!
00:57:36Come!
00:57:36Come on!
00:57:37Come on!
00:57:37Come on!
00:57:38Come on!
00:57:39Come on!
00:57:40Come on!
00:57:52Come on!
00:57:54Come on!
00:58:08Everybody behind the tree!
00:58:10Take cover!
00:58:12Come on!
00:58:13Come on!
00:58:20Come on!
00:58:21Come on!
00:58:28Come on!
00:58:30Where is the chopper coming from?
00:58:35I said, where is that chopper coming from?
00:58:38Cecilia, you've got to snap out of it.
00:58:39That helicopter's coming from a helipad that serves the mines.
00:58:45It's about three kilometers from here.
00:59:30What do you know about this base?
00:59:34I used to play in these woods when I was a boy.
00:59:38My father served here during the Cold War.
00:59:41What do they mine here, Gord?
00:59:45Coltan.
00:59:48It's a rare earth metal.
00:59:51And you crave metals, don't you?
00:59:53Yes.
00:59:55You want to tell us now why you are here?
00:59:59Business with Colonel Lupo.
01:00:01I need that metal.
01:00:03Business.
01:00:06You bastard.
01:00:10People died because of your business.
01:00:12We all believed you wanted to help free this island.
01:00:15Maybe it's you.
01:00:16You've betrayed us for fucking money.
01:00:23Your greed has left you with blood on your hands.
01:00:34Yeah.
01:00:45Wait here until I get back.
01:01:01Cecilia.
01:01:04It's too exposed up here.
01:01:07We've got to get back to the group.
01:01:17Look, I'm sorry about your brother.
01:01:21I'm sorry about your friends.
01:01:22But there's nothing I can do to bring them back.
01:01:27Just like there's nothing I can do to bring back mine.
01:01:39Boys, this is our chance.
01:01:44Sam, you think you can pilot that thing?
01:01:49Piece of cake.
01:01:54Let's wait for Craig.
01:01:56It's a trap.
01:01:57I can smell it.
01:01:59We capture it.
01:02:00We wait for them there.
01:02:02You really want to die on this island?
01:02:04Any moment now, that chopper could take off again.
01:02:08What do you say, gentlemen?
01:02:10Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
01:02:12I mean, let's do it.
01:02:14Come on.
01:02:15Come on.
01:02:18Let's go.
01:02:32Let's go.
01:02:37Craig.
01:02:47Craig.
01:02:52Get down!
01:02:54Get down!
01:02:57Get down!
01:03:01Hey!
01:03:02Get down!
01:03:04Get down!
01:03:07Get down!
01:03:19See how easy it is to trap fools like you?
01:03:22All you need is the right bank.
01:03:25Take them away!
01:03:26Mr. Luke!
01:03:28Stop!
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:36Those stupid bags of money.
01:03:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:04:11What is this place?
01:04:13There's a NATO base during the Cold War.
01:04:15The whole mountain is tunneled up from the inside.
01:04:18Nice.
01:04:19These two people have to get out of here alive.
01:04:27Hello again.
01:04:33Your accommodation awaits.
01:04:40Nice here, huh?
01:04:42Yeah.
01:04:43Private pool.
01:04:44Room service.
01:04:48Concierge.
01:04:49Mm-hmm.
01:04:51Jesus.
01:04:52Touch me again and I'll kill you.
01:04:55Thank God you're here.
01:04:58Charlie.
01:05:04Hey, Tommy.
01:05:07I don't believe it.
01:05:09Hey, Sam.
01:05:11Hey.
01:05:12I thought you were dead.
01:05:14Me?
01:05:16Dead?
01:05:17Of course not.
01:05:22So what happened to you?
01:05:24Well, I don't know about you guys, but I've never been so scared in my own life.
01:05:30Then I go outside to take a piss and, uh, well, at that point all the shells started dropping and
01:05:37the sound and the noise and the smoke.
01:05:38I got completely disoriented and I did not know where the fuck I was.
01:05:45So I eventually found my way back and the tent was destroyed.
01:05:47You guys are gone and soldiers came and, you know, here I am.
01:05:53Does anyone have a cell phone?
01:05:55No.
01:05:56Just no one.
01:05:58Hey, Charlie.
01:05:58You got any of those fancy cigars of yours left?
01:06:03Sure, Sam.
01:06:05Hey, Tommy.
01:06:07What happened to our captain and that girl?
01:06:10Oh, he's...
01:06:10They're, uh, dead.
01:06:14Dead.
01:06:14Yeah.
01:06:17Dead.
01:06:19Yeah.
01:06:21Do you mind if I have one of those?
01:06:23Of course not.
01:06:23Thanks.
01:06:24Only 50 bucks a smoke.
01:06:31So, uh, how did you get killed?
01:06:33Tank shell.
01:06:34Kapow.
01:06:36Boom.
01:06:37Awful.
01:06:38I think I've still got some of the captain in my hair, Charlie.
01:06:53Well, some trip this don't have to be, huh?
01:07:00What's your looking at?
01:07:17Open up.
01:07:18Open up!
01:07:20Open up!
01:07:20You fucking piece of piss.
01:07:22You've sold us out.
01:07:26Yeah, well...
01:07:28Big deal.
01:07:30Get over it.
01:07:32I'm gonna kick your ass.
01:07:35Let's go!
01:07:38Let's go!
01:07:41Come on!
01:07:42Come on!
01:07:42I'm done!
01:07:43Oh!
01:07:50You'd shit and die, old man.
01:07:52Fuck yeah.
01:07:56You can inform Colonel Lupi...
01:07:58...that Captain McKenzie and the girl are dead.
01:08:02Satisfied?
01:08:09Ooh, the wild bunch.
01:08:13So you see, gentlemen...
01:08:15...we do know who you really are.
01:08:23Mr. Sim.
01:08:25I always wanted to be a nemesis character in one of your video games.
01:08:30Why would anyone want to play a tin-pot criminal like you in one of my video games?
01:08:38Because he can get to do shit like this.
01:08:42Ow!
01:08:43Ah!
01:08:44That's why!
01:08:48Show me the leg!
01:08:56Stay dry under here.
01:09:04Think there are any snakes in here?
01:09:06No, just me.
01:09:10I'm sorry for this challenging assignment.
01:09:13I'm all in.
01:09:14Now we get to save the others.
01:09:16What do you mean?
01:09:17What did you think I was gonna do?
01:09:18Leave them all here to die?
01:09:26What?
01:09:28Sam?
01:09:28Yeah?
01:09:29Breathe hard, Sam.
01:09:31Breathe hard, that's it.
01:09:32Well, you wanted to feel the real game, boy.
01:09:35Now you know.
01:09:37It hurts.
01:09:40How does it look?
01:09:41Am I gonna die?
01:09:43Yes.
01:09:44What?
01:09:46Someday.
01:09:47But not from this little scratch.
01:09:51Yeah?
01:09:52I'm okay.
01:09:53I'm alright.
01:09:54Hold him down.
01:09:55I'm okay.
01:09:55I'm alright.
01:09:57I'm okay.
01:09:58I'm okay.
01:09:59I'm okay.
01:09:59I'm okay.
01:10:011899.
01:10:02Saved the best for last.
01:10:04Goddamn shame to waste good cognac and a flesh wound.
01:10:07Wait, wait.
01:10:08Ah!
01:10:09Ah!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12The little hair of a dog.
01:10:15Ah!
01:10:17Ah!
01:10:17Aga!
01:10:18Ah!
01:10:20Ah!
01:10:22Ah!
01:10:23Ah!
01:10:24Ah!
01:10:25Ah!
01:10:26Finish!
01:10:27Yes, yes.
01:10:28It's over?
01:10:29Yeah.
01:10:30You should put that around you
01:11:05Morning gentlemen, we're looking well this morning. Come on. Come on line them up. We got business
01:11:32Good morning gentlemen, I trust you've got no illusions for you still alive
01:11:39Half of your net worth. That's my price for letting each of you go
01:11:45Once we agree my new financial consultant will work out the details
01:11:56And if we don't agree
01:11:59Then where you're going you don't get to take anything
01:12:06And bien miss you to doubt a grim reaper always gets paid
01:12:14What about you old man old enough to know bullshit when I step in it
01:12:26Would you rather lose your life than your money are you rich bastards really that divested
01:12:42That's your choice
01:12:48Kill this liar first
01:12:54What about me
01:12:56I might want to buy an extra life Tommy we're not in a fucking video game this man will kill
01:13:03Mr. Vanderbilt, how much do you calculate mr. Sin is wired
01:13:17My daughter
01:13:21My daughter
01:13:22Next time I kill you
01:13:23Hey
01:13:24Lobo
01:13:29Hold the fire
01:13:30If you want your daughter back you'll let these men go
01:13:40Release the prisoners
01:13:53Go
01:13:55Go
01:14:08He secures the base!
01:14:10I want those bastards killed!
01:14:12Come on!
01:14:14You heard him! Go!
01:14:33Ceecilia, you go! We'll find another way!
01:14:36Get the hell out of here!
01:14:43That bitch tried to kill me!
01:14:45Maka, stop!
01:14:46Don't worry, she'll be fine!
01:14:48After her!
01:14:49Follow me!
01:14:54All right, come on! We're going this way!
01:14:56Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:14:58The tunnel!
01:15:02Hey! Where'd they go? Where'd they go?
01:15:04On the right, guys! On the right!
01:15:06Come on, come on!
01:15:06Take this boat back to Colonel Lupo!
01:15:09There is no one here!
01:15:11Brace the boom!
01:15:37You lose!
01:15:39Hey, Captain!
01:15:51This is my merchandise!
01:15:54Help yourselves!
01:16:19Shit!
01:16:19We gotta get the hell out of here!
01:16:21If a bullet hits one of those barrels, we're all dead!
01:16:24Give me a push!
01:16:27What are you gonna do?
01:16:29No worries!
01:16:30I'm only going along for the ride!
01:16:35Push, goddammit!
01:16:41Push!
01:16:43Come on, come on!
01:16:44Push!
01:16:52Get out, get out!
01:16:54Get out!
01:17:11I'll find those guys where I get the fuck off this island.
01:17:14In here!
01:17:23Cover me!
01:17:36Cover me!
01:18:06Take him out with grenades, okay?
01:18:07No.
01:18:08What do you mean, no?
01:18:09They're barrels of explosives.
01:18:10If they ignite, this whole place will blow up.
01:18:12Shit.
01:18:12Okay, look.
01:18:13You take care of that old man.
01:18:14I'll see you're well paid for it.
01:18:28I'll be back.
01:18:31Hey!
01:18:37Where's everyone going?
01:18:47Shoot!
01:18:48Come on, man!
01:19:07Remember me?
01:19:11I told you I'd kill you.
01:19:23Hey, Tommy.
01:19:26Looking for somebody?
01:19:27Hey, Tommy.
01:19:29Hey, Tommy.
01:19:44Hey, Tommy.
01:19:48Hey, Tommy.
01:19:49Hey, Tommy.
01:19:50Hey, Tommy.
01:19:53Why'd you kill me, Charlie?
01:19:56just answer me one thing
01:19:58yeah
01:19:59why'd you do it
01:20:03nothing personal
01:20:04Tommy
01:20:05I had no choice
01:20:07you see I knew my head fund
01:20:09was gonna crash
01:20:12I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in jail
01:20:13so I transferred the rest of my funds here
01:20:17I thought this would make quite a nice retirement home
01:20:22my mistake
01:20:22fuck my fucking leg
01:20:26yeah yeah
01:20:26stop messing around you little chunky
01:20:30Charlie
01:20:31don't do it
01:20:35video boy
01:20:37do it
01:20:57fucking bank
01:21:06I hope you guys are long gone
01:21:17bye bye number five
01:21:47Jesus
01:21:48Jesus
01:21:49Oh, fucker.
01:22:07Nice. Nice work, Fruxflex.
01:22:33Oh, fucker.
01:22:52Oh, fucker.
01:22:59The grim repro always gets paid.
01:23:27It's not fun.
01:23:29Get a gun.
01:23:32Oh, fucker.
01:23:34Oh, fucker.
01:23:41Oh, fucker.
01:23:42Oh, fucker.
01:23:45Oh, fucker.
01:23:47Ah!
01:23:50Ah!
01:23:51Ah!
01:23:56Uh!
01:24:04Grace!
01:24:05Come on!
01:24:07Come on.
01:24:44Awesome.
01:24:45Excel.
01:24:56Toast.
01:24:57See him now.
01:24:58Is our power.
01:25:35See him now.
01:25:46See him now.
01:26:23See him now.
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