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00:00:10It's been an eventful summer
00:00:19I'm tied up in a serial killers basement you said nightmares don't come true
00:00:31He's under the delusion that I'm his next victim
00:00:37I'll let him cherish that notion while I explain my predicament
00:00:40I spent my vacation mastering my psychic ability all the answers were in goodies book of spells
00:00:57With my ability now under control. I set my sights on an obsession. I've had since I was six years
00:01:02old
00:01:04Before dying victim number 11
00:01:07Describe the suspect the Kansas City scalper
00:01:10America's most elusive serial killer
00:01:14To psychically locate him all I needed was an object from one of his crime scenes
00:01:30The scalper's 11th victim dropped her prized bowling ball when she was snatched
00:01:47But the scalper finally in my crosshairs
00:01:51I had one final harrowing obstacle to overcome
00:02:17Anything else on your person
00:02:20I need a wand on this one
00:02:24Arms
00:02:52Which part of prohibited items don't you understand young lady the part where you believe that cramming hundreds of people
00:02:58into a metal tube flying through the air
00:03:00Creates some sort of utopia where weapons aren't needed we get a bank check over here
00:03:05Yeah
00:03:15I'm headed to the junior embalmers convention in Kansas City. It's a prosthetic hand
00:03:20Yeah, that's not the problem
00:03:22You care to explain this
00:03:26Curious
00:03:26Curious
00:03:28I have no idea how that ended up in there
00:03:31This is over 3.4 ounces, which means it's a big no-no
00:03:34I'd appreciate it if you didn't waste our time
00:03:38Sun cream, seriously
00:03:54Are you serial killer services listed online, too?
00:04:01Oh
00:04:09Oh, my God.
00:04:42I made you a gift.
00:04:51It's how I remember all my special guests.
00:05:04Let me show you some of my own handiwork.
00:05:32Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:05:59Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:06:02Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:06:08Let's play dolls.
00:06:31Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:06:39Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:06:49Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:06:57Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:07:37Let me show you some of my own hands.
00:07:38Darling, Lurch has packed the car.
00:07:40We must be off.
00:07:42You don't want to be late for the first day of school.
00:07:44I was hoping to spend more time with you this summer.
00:07:48I feel like I've barely seen you.
00:07:50Writers should always refill their creative cups before they begin again.
00:07:53So I indulged in my favorite passions, torment and humiliation.
00:07:56When do I get to read your novel?
00:07:59When the sun explodes and the earth is consumed in a molten apocalypse.
00:08:04Soon, mother.
00:08:05Soon.
00:08:06Chop, chop.
00:08:10Remember where your loyalty lies.
00:08:13No dir茅 que tu adi贸s me volvi贸 desgraciado.
00:08:25That's my boy.
00:08:27You and your uncle Festa with the same ability.
00:08:30You're a chip off the old executioner's block.
00:08:33Stick your finger in enough sockets, you'll learn a thing or two.
00:08:37It's so weird that it skipped you, Dad.
00:08:40Being an outcast isn't about what you can do.
00:08:43It's a state of mind.
00:08:46You need to work on your aim.
00:08:48Pugsy has always struggled with his aim.
00:08:50From potty training to his first grenade launcher.
00:08:54Lurch can attest to that, can't you, old chap?
00:09:09I'm just glad to see you're taking an interest in your brother.
00:09:13I'm keeping a mental list if how his ability can serve my needs.
00:09:15That's the spirit, my little bombita.
00:09:18There is no we in family.
00:09:20Only in I.
00:09:25There's a stop sign coming up.
00:09:27Hit the O, dead center.
00:09:29I'm not sure I can.
00:09:30If you don't, I'll be forced to hit eject.
00:09:35Only Dad's button can do that.
00:09:36I had things rewire it.
00:10:13Oh, my God.
00:10:19OK.
00:10:35Awwww, ha!
00:10:36Spring of rain, spring of rain, spring of rain.
00:10:43Falling in a shower.
00:10:48Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
00:11:44Oh, my God.
00:11:45Oh, my God.
00:12:00Don't ask me.
00:12:01If I don't make it, the evidence is safe at the bullpen.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:55This is the first time you've ever willingly returned to a school.
00:12:59How does it feel?
00:13:01Like returning to the scene of the crime.
00:13:03I already know where the bodies are buried.
00:13:05No more uncontrolled chaos.
00:13:07I will bend this place to my will.
00:13:10Be careful, dear.
00:13:12Control is often an illusion.
00:13:15Like I let your father believe he's in charge of this family.
00:13:19Do you think I'll actually make a friend here?
00:13:21You'll make lots of friends.
00:13:23These are our people.
00:13:25Poor Pugsley.
00:13:27Your father and I will get him settled in.
00:13:29Promise me you will take care of your brother.
00:13:33I always do.
00:13:44Here are the ground rules.
00:13:46No eye contact without permission.
00:13:48Bullying assistance request must be submitted through writing.
00:13:51Everything reports to me.
00:13:52Understand?
00:14:05Oh, creamies.
00:14:10There she is.
00:14:11There she is.
00:14:11There she is.
00:14:16Can I get your autograph?
00:14:18I only signed my name in blood.
00:14:20I would expect nothing less.
00:14:22I never said it was my own blood.
00:14:27You are done here.
00:14:29True.
00:14:33That was disturbing.
00:14:35Well, you better get used to it.
00:14:37You're kind of a big deal now after the whole saving the school from the demon pilgrim thing.
00:14:40Why does anyone still care?
00:14:43You're really not much of a clout chaser, are you?
00:14:46Popularity doesn't play by the laws of physics.
00:14:48The harder you repel it, the harder it comes for you.
00:14:54Wednesday, Adams.
00:14:56Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:14:58It is an honor to meet the Savior of Nevermore.
00:15:02Allow me to introduce myself, Barry Doerr, your new principal.
00:15:05Um, would you like a sticker?
00:15:09Only if you have one that says, do not resuscitate.
00:15:13There's that wicked tongue I've heard so much about.
00:15:16I love it.
00:15:17I am reinstating the Founders' Pyre ceremony.
00:15:20It's an old outcast tradition.
00:15:22Big bonfire tomorrow night.
00:15:24And the best part is, I want you to be our student of honor.
00:15:28I would rather be burned at the stake.
00:15:30Oh, please consider it.
00:15:32I want us to be allies in this struggle.
00:15:34What struggle?
00:15:35Returning nevermore to its glory days.
00:15:38I hate to speak ill of the dead, but in this case,
00:15:40Weems really fudged up.
00:15:42I don't like to speak ill of the dead either.
00:15:44It's much more fun to demonize the living.
00:15:48Oh.
00:15:49Yes!
00:16:09We need to set bear traps out here.
00:16:26Howdy, Ruby.
00:16:28All right.
00:16:30Everyone out.
00:16:31Thanks for the help.
00:16:37Don't put too much pressure on it.
00:16:40No pressure.
00:16:41Right.
00:16:42Got it.
00:16:43Catch up with you later at the Lupin' Cages.
00:16:45With the others.
00:16:46Absolutely, Frana.
00:16:48Can't wait.
00:16:52Oh.
00:16:54How was your vacay?
00:16:55Because I had the best summer ever,
00:16:57and I've been dying to tell you all about it.
00:17:00Well, I'm sure I'll want to kill you after you tell me,
00:17:02so you both win.
00:17:06Well, I'll spare you the details,
00:17:07but I did get you a gift
00:17:10at Lupin' Palooza in Golden Gate Park.
00:17:13Don't worry.
00:17:14It's not a snood.
00:17:19Get it?
00:17:20Like Beowulf?
00:17:21I thought you'd love the literary reference.
00:17:23Nothing like a bad pun to throw dirt
00:17:25down the coffin of epic poetry.
00:17:27I got you a gift as well.
00:17:29For my summer travels.
00:17:36Oh.
00:17:37Oh.
00:17:40I mean, it is a little creepy,
00:17:42but, um,
00:17:43the curls are super soft.
00:17:44It's made from real human hair.
00:17:47Hmm.
00:17:49I just have so many goals this year.
00:17:52I want to secure my place in the pack,
00:17:54become dance troupe captain,
00:17:55and finally join the nightshades.
00:17:57What about you?
00:17:59Avoid people and work on my new
00:18:01Viper de la Muerte novel.
00:18:02That doesn't sound like much of a personal evolution.
00:18:05I don't evolve.
00:18:06I cocoon.
00:18:07Well, speaking of your novel,
00:18:09was that publisher interested?
00:18:13Call it Death by a Thousand Notes.
00:18:15Ooh.
00:18:17This one here just looks like a typo.
00:18:21It's not.
00:18:22It's the old English spelling for dismemberment.
00:18:24This novel was two years of my life.
00:18:27I'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands
00:18:28before I change a single word.
00:18:32That better not be any more
00:18:33bradish autograph hounds.
00:18:35Tell me about it.
00:18:36We seriously need to set some boundaries.
00:18:38Let's post hours to sign stuff
00:18:40in the student lounge.
00:18:43Hey, Wednesday.
00:18:44How was your summer?
00:18:45I scalped a serial killer.
00:18:47Huh.
00:18:49Is, uh...
00:18:50Is Enid around?
00:18:51She left earlier with the pack.
00:18:53I threatened to neuter them
00:18:54if they didn't get out.
00:18:56Well, uh...
00:18:57Would you mind giving her this?
00:19:06Thanks for covering.
00:19:08I know the only thing you hate
00:19:09more than color is relationship drama.
00:19:12Machiavelli once said
00:19:13that friendship is watching
00:19:14a person's slow drip of miseries
00:19:15and feeling honored to be present
00:19:16for their most dismal moments.
00:19:18Does that mean...
00:19:19In 25 words or less,
00:19:21go.
00:19:23I'm not sure how I feel about Ajax anymore.
00:19:25He's sweet and cute,
00:19:26but he's still in love with the old me
00:19:29and I've changed.
00:19:30Hey, look at that.
00:19:31Exactly 25 words.
00:19:32Just talk to him
00:19:33and get it over with.
00:19:34Yeah, well, if I do that,
00:19:35then it'll be like an arrow for this...
00:19:38Holy crap!
00:19:45Welcome back, Wednesday.
00:19:47I'm still watching.
00:19:49Wait.
00:19:50You have a stalker?
00:19:51Don't be jealous.
00:20:05I didn't see the stalker.
00:20:08You've got a little something.
00:20:11It's nothing.
00:20:24Colaban Hall.
00:20:26My old stomping crown.
00:20:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:31Oh.
00:20:32Hi, folks, Lee.
00:20:34I'm...
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:36Electricity.
00:20:38Cool.
00:20:39And you must be Janet.
00:20:41Hey, Wednesday told us all about you.
00:20:43I can't about it, Connie.
00:20:45I put that up.
00:20:46Sue and I weren't sure
00:20:47we wanted Eugene to come back to Nevermore,
00:20:50but he insisted.
00:20:51I did help save the school.
00:20:53Oh, I remember that thing.
00:20:55What was it like getting gutted by a hide?
00:21:00I still wake up screaming sometimes.
00:21:02Whoa.
00:21:04That's awesome.
00:21:06Why don't we give the boys some space?
00:21:09The lurch will be up with your things.
00:21:11And we'll see you downstairs.
00:21:18Remember, boys,
00:21:20the friends you make here
00:21:21will be your brothers for life.
00:21:24You'll kill for each other
00:21:25and provide alibis.
00:21:35What's with the bugs?
00:21:37At first, I could only control bees,
00:21:39but lately, I've been able to control other insects, too.
00:21:43Watch this.
00:21:47They're so juicy.
00:21:51Perfect for late-night munchies.
00:21:54They're pets, not snacks.
00:22:01Maybe after we unpack, we could hang out?
00:22:04Actually, I'm meeting up with some other guys.
00:22:06I could tag along.
00:22:08They're kind of newish friends.
00:22:10I don't mind.
00:22:10It's not like I have any old ones.
00:22:12I owe your sister a lot,
00:22:14which is why I agreed to be your roommate.
00:22:15Let's just see how this pans out first, okay?
00:22:20Yeah, sure.
00:22:23Yo, B-boy.
00:22:25Oh, you've grown.
00:22:26Hey, Jax.
00:22:27What are you doing here?
00:22:29I'm your new resident advisor.
00:22:31If you have any questions...
00:22:32Can you stone me with your snakes?
00:22:34That's not gonna happen.
00:22:35Are you and Eden still together,
00:22:37or she finally come to her senses?
00:22:39Do you two have any dorm-related questions?
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:43Well, welcome to Caliban.
00:22:45It's gonna be a great year.
00:22:56That's her!
00:22:58I can't believe it!
00:23:00I liked it better when I was feared and hated.
00:23:02I know.
00:23:03I know.
00:23:03I would love it if you could...
00:23:06Principal Dorr, have you met our little angel of death?
00:23:10Yep.
00:23:10I'm sure Wednesday would enjoy having you around more this year.
00:23:13What do you mean, around more this year?
00:23:15Principal Dorr just asked me to chair the Gala Fundraising Committee.
00:23:19Vincent Thorpe chaired the last three years,
00:23:21but after Xavier was falsely accused of murder,
00:23:24he pulled his son and his endowment from Nevermore.
00:23:27Xavier's not coming back this year?
00:23:29He's heading to Reichenbach Academy in Switzerland.
00:23:32I spent the summer there as an exchange student.
00:23:34I remember, darling.
00:23:36It was the longest summer of my life.
00:23:41I realized I've ambushed you.
00:23:43No, I usually enjoy a good ambush.
00:23:45Especially when it involves daggers.
00:23:48Mm-hmm.
00:23:50Why don't you think about it overnight?
00:23:53Tish and I will discuss it on the ride home.
00:23:57Actually, I was hoping to keep you a little closer.
00:24:05I thought the gardener's cottage was reserved for faculty.
00:24:09Marilyn Thornhill lived here last year,
00:24:11but thanks to Wednesday,
00:24:13she is now enjoying much tighter quarters in prison.
00:24:17Not pine box, Tade, but a girl can dream.
00:24:20It's yours for the night.
00:24:22And if you decide to become our gala chair,
00:24:25consider this your home away from home.
00:24:27I'll wait outside.
00:24:42Who decorated this place?
00:24:44A homicidal maniac.
00:24:46No, he shouldn't cast his persians, dear.
00:24:49Not all homicidal maniacs have such gas they taste.
00:24:52Nothing your putrefying touch couldn't fix, gotta pay it, ya.
00:24:56Hey, Dad, I found some wild nouse traps under the sink.
00:25:00You want a snack?
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:02Mm.
00:25:03Why would you want to be in charge of a gala?
00:25:07Well, I wasn't expecting things to change so quickly.
00:25:11Pugsley shot up like poison oak this summer,
00:25:13and now that you're both at Nevermore,
00:25:16I have been wondering what my next chapter might be.
00:25:22The thought of you and father in the house alone unsupervised
00:25:24fills me with the sense of dread I usually reserve for costume mascots.
00:25:28But I won't consider this if it makes you uncomfortable.
00:25:32I was born uncomfortable, Mother.
00:25:36I know it's been hard with Goody gone
00:25:39and no one from my bloodline reaching out to be your new spirit guide.
00:25:43But if I was here,
00:25:46I could be of assistance.
00:25:48Temporarily, of course,
00:25:50until a new guide presents themselves.
00:25:53You're a dove.
00:25:54I'm a raven.
00:25:55We're on different paths.
00:25:56You said so yourself.
00:25:56I've had experience with ravens.
00:26:02Are you talking about your sister?
00:26:06You've never been very forthcoming about Anophilia.
00:26:16You remind me a lot of her.
00:26:20Especially as you've gotten older.
00:26:22You don't need to worry about me, Mother.
00:26:26You should be focused on Pugsley.
00:26:28We both know being tall and male will only get him so far.
00:26:31Besides,
00:26:31he's got the brains of a dung beetle
00:26:33and the ambition of a French bureaucrat.
00:26:39What is it, querida?
00:26:42Wednesday is hiding things from me.
00:26:46I will not let history repeat itself.
00:26:57I can handle my mother.
00:27:01I'm not asking for her help because I don't need it.
00:27:04I don't need yours either.
00:27:06Keep your nosy fingers out of my business.
00:27:19The victim's Carl Bradbury,
00:27:21local private investigator.
00:27:23Real sleaze.
00:27:25Witnesses are Greg Mulligan
00:27:26and Debbie Prisman.
00:27:28Greg's the manager of the Piggly Wiggly
00:27:29and Debbie's one of his cashiers.
00:27:31So,
00:27:32Bradbury was out here
00:27:33catching our supermarket
00:27:34sweethearts in a tryst
00:27:35when he got attacked
00:27:37by a squad of kamikaze crows.
00:27:39This is a first.
00:27:40Even for Jericho.
00:27:42Get the body to the morgue
00:27:43before he gets too ripe.
00:27:46Wednesday.
00:27:47Can I help you?
00:27:48Just admiring the view.
00:27:52Sheriff Santiago.
00:27:54I promise to be better than my predecessor.
00:27:56That's an exceptionally low bar.
00:27:58I promise to be better than my sister.
00:28:13Ow.
00:28:16Galpin?
00:28:17What are you doing here?
00:28:18The victim was a friend of mine,
00:28:20Carl Bradbury.
00:28:22We were working a case together
00:28:23and that's what got him killed.
00:28:26They play cello,
00:28:27not violin.
00:28:28Bradbury stumbled onto something.
00:28:30He said it could affect all outcasts
00:28:31and we're just starting
00:28:32to scratch the surface.
00:28:33You care about outcasts now?
00:28:35My son is an outcast.
00:28:37Yeah, I know what he's done,
00:28:38but it was Thornhill.
00:28:40She turned him into a monster.
00:28:41Taylor was always a monster.
00:28:43She just unlocked that in him.
00:28:45People don't change.
00:28:46Look at you.
00:28:47You're still a broken, deluded man
00:28:49who just can't hide
00:28:49behind his tin badge anymore.
00:28:51The badge never stopped you, did it?
00:28:54I could use your help
00:28:55getting to the bottom of this.
00:28:58You didn't just wind up
00:28:59at that crime scene
00:29:00by accident, Adams.
00:29:01You were drawn to it
00:29:02like a moth to a flame.
00:29:07It's a shame
00:29:08your keen psychological insight
00:29:09couldn't help you
00:29:10save your own son.
00:29:15If you change your mind,
00:29:17you come find me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19Just remember,
00:29:21the bird's always watching.
00:29:39tonight,
00:29:40you're going to hear
00:29:41the tale
00:29:41of the skull tree.
00:29:45It's Caliban Hall tradition
00:29:47to tell this story
00:29:48on the first night of school.
00:29:54There once was a brilliant boy
00:29:56with a fragile heart.
00:29:59He spent his days in bed
00:30:01drawing all the incredible machines
00:30:03he planned to build someday.
00:30:06Now, the doctors,
00:30:07they only gave him months to live.
00:30:10So he decided
00:30:12to design his own heart
00:30:15so that his body
00:30:16could keep up
00:30:17with his dazzling mind.
00:30:28The operation was successful,
00:30:31but the clock worked hard.
00:30:32It changed the boy.
00:30:37He became cold
00:30:39and driven by ambition.
00:30:49When he arrived at Nevermore,
00:30:51he was hailed
00:30:53as the greatest mind
00:30:54to ever walk the halls.
00:30:57But his inventions
00:30:58became more dangerous.
00:31:01Until one night,
00:31:04his genius
00:31:06cost him
00:31:07his life.
00:31:12Legend has it
00:31:14his body is buried
00:31:16at the foot of the skull tree
00:31:17in an unmarked grave.
00:31:21But if you put your ear
00:31:22to the skull's hollow left eye,
00:31:25you can still hear
00:31:27his clockwork heart
00:31:29tick,
00:31:31tick,
00:31:35only the bravest
00:31:36in Caliban Hall
00:31:37have ventured out
00:31:38at night
00:31:38to take the dare
00:31:39to listen to the tick
00:31:40of the clockwork heart.
00:31:45So will you?
00:32:01Miss Barclay,
00:32:02thanks for making the time.
00:32:03What a wonderful first day
00:32:05it's been, hasn't it?
00:32:06Oh, it's so nice
00:32:07to see this place
00:32:08brimming with outcast energy.
00:32:11Our most famous alumni
00:32:12would be proud.
00:32:18I've been watching you.
00:32:20How you interacted
00:32:21with your peers.
00:32:23You know, charisma
00:32:23is something that
00:32:24while it can't be learned,
00:32:26it's a gift.
00:32:27And you positively
00:32:29ooze it.
00:32:30I'm guessing you have
00:32:31some political aspirations
00:32:33in your future?
00:32:34I like the idea
00:32:35of creating real change
00:32:36for outcasts.
00:32:37Well, what if I told you
00:32:39that you can start
00:32:40creating that change
00:32:41today
00:32:42as the fundraising gala
00:32:44student liaison?
00:32:46I mean,
00:32:47we really need
00:32:47to heat things up
00:32:48if we're gonna hit
00:32:49our target
00:32:49and you
00:32:51have the sizzle factor
00:32:53I've been looking for.
00:32:55Wow.
00:32:56I'm honored.
00:32:58But I'm not so sure
00:32:59I have the time
00:32:59to take on something
00:33:00like that.
00:33:01I'm really sorry.
00:33:05Me too.
00:33:07I mean,
00:33:08you are a scholarship
00:33:09student, right?
00:33:10The school
00:33:11isn't a financial pickle
00:33:12and if we don't meet
00:33:13our fundraising goals,
00:33:14I may be forced
00:33:16to let some
00:33:17of the scholarship
00:33:18students go.
00:33:26I know how people
00:33:27feel about sirens.
00:33:29But I don't share
00:33:30that view.
00:33:32No outcast
00:33:33should be limited
00:33:34or shamed.
00:33:35Is that why
00:33:37you're asking me?
00:33:38Because I'm a siren?
00:33:39Using your powers
00:33:40of persuasion
00:33:41for a good cause
00:33:42should be applauded.
00:33:44I'm sure you agree.
00:33:46We all want
00:33:47what's best for Nevermore.
00:33:49So why don't you
00:33:50take another look
00:33:50at that schedule
00:33:51of yours
00:33:52and see if you
00:33:53can squeeze this in.
00:33:56you can give me
00:33:57your decision
00:33:57tomorrow.
00:34:12Thing.
00:34:13What are you doing
00:34:14out here?
00:34:15Winston yelled at you?
00:34:19Man, the sudden popularity
00:34:20is really getting to her.
00:34:21I think some people
00:34:22just aren't built for fame.
00:34:24And when you're stressed,
00:34:25relatives can be
00:34:26the easiest punching bags.
00:34:27Or in your case,
00:34:28sparring glove.
00:34:31I know how it feels
00:34:32to think you don't belong.
00:34:33But you do.
00:34:36You know what you need?
00:34:37A place you can call
00:34:38your own.
00:34:39And I've got
00:34:39the perfect spot.
00:34:49Home sweet home thing.
00:34:53Welcome to the pack.
00:35:39And I'll see you next time.
00:38:11So deceptively cunning, he wants you to feel the notes, not anticipate them.
00:38:19I'm not looking for lessons.
00:38:20I play for my own fulfillment.
00:38:22And yet music doesn't seem to fulfill you.
00:38:28Stop trying to control it.
00:38:30You have to succumb to its beautiful chaos.
00:38:35I cause chaos.
00:38:36I don't succumb to it.
00:39:03There hasn't been a founder's power since my days at Nevermore.
00:39:07Yes, it's a marvel what these da Vinci students can build.
00:39:12They have more creativity in their right pinkies than I have in my entire body.
00:39:18This thing's gonna work, right?
00:39:22Outcasts can do!
00:39:23Love it!
00:39:24This is why tradition is so important.
00:39:27It instills pride in our children.
00:39:29Principal Weems was all about fitting into the Normie world.
00:39:32No disrespect.
00:39:34No disrespect.
00:39:34I know you two are old friends.
00:39:36Hmm.
00:39:37Now the Addams family is a prime example of outcasts who don't bend to Normie culture.
00:39:42And that is a testament to you, Mrs. Addams.
00:39:46Have you made your decision about chairing the gala yet?
00:39:51I'm still pondering.
00:39:52I want to do what's best for Nevermore, but also for my family.
00:39:56I understand.
00:39:56That is a lot to balance.
00:39:58Which is why you would have a liaison student to assist you.
00:40:01And I am on the hunt for that perfect person.
00:40:03Look no further.
00:40:04She's here.
00:40:06Mrs. Addams, Bianca Barclay, one of our best and brightest.
00:40:10It would be an honor to work with the Nevermore legend.
00:40:13Yeah, come.
00:40:14Come to the pyre tonight, see what we're trying to build here.
00:40:17Then decide if you want to be involved.
00:40:28From Xavier.
00:40:31I tried texting, but I guess you lost the phone I gave you.
00:40:35You have a phone?
00:40:36I dropped it in the bath.
00:40:45Consider this my goodbye gift.
00:40:47The image suddenly flashed in my head.
00:40:49Don't ask me how I know or what it means, but it's connected to you, I'm sure.
00:40:52Who's Wednesday Addams without a mystery to solve, right?
00:40:55Xavier.
00:40:56A creepy crow and a headstone.
00:40:59What's it mean?
00:41:00No idea.
00:41:01Thing and I are headed to the Founders' Pyre.
00:41:03You joining?
00:41:09Have you been using my typewriter without permission?
00:41:14Read any good books lately?
00:41:18My novel.
00:41:21It's gone.
00:41:24Higher, higher, higher.
00:41:25I am demon of the fire and each blazing roof's my pyre.
00:41:30My stalker's going to burn my manuscript at the Founders' Pyre.
00:41:33That's not your only copy, right?
00:41:37Seriously?
00:41:38Copy machines aren't even 21st century technology.
00:41:40I'm not going to allow two years of my life to go up in flames.
00:42:00The stalker is here.
00:42:01Be on the lookout for anyone watching us.
00:42:03Who isn't watching us?
00:42:05Neither, neither.
00:42:09Hey!
00:42:10Stay on track.
00:42:11You need to check the pyre.
00:42:12You go on the other side.
00:42:20Hey!
00:42:21Once the bonfire's lit, I'm sneaking off to the sculpture to go dig up that dead kid.
00:42:26Who's coming?
00:42:30I'm sorry.
00:42:31Tonight's my big night.
00:42:33George's going to recognize me for helping save the school.
00:42:41Thing, keep your fingers peeled.
00:42:44The stalker's playing a game.
00:43:01If you don't want your novel to go up in smoke, meet me under the pyre.
00:43:05P.S. I found a few more typos.
00:43:16Wednesday, what are you doing?
00:43:17Hey, Ena.
00:43:19Hey, Jack.
00:43:20Hi.
00:43:22What's going on?
00:43:23You kind of ghosted me this summer.
00:43:25I texted a bunch.
00:43:26I left a crazy number of voicemails.
00:43:29Sorry.
00:43:29My bad.
00:43:30Wolf camp was strictly device-free.
00:43:32I was totally unplugged for like a whole month.
00:43:34Can you believe it?
00:43:35I still think I have PTSD.
00:43:36We've been back two days.
00:43:38It kind of feels like you've been avoiding me.
00:43:41Well, I've been busy with the pack and you have your RA thing.
00:43:45Plus, I've got the Wednesday factor and she never disappoints.
00:43:48Hey, Ena.
00:43:49I saved you a spot at the front.
00:43:51Thanks, Bruno.
00:43:51I know that I'm kind of in the middle of something right now.
00:43:55Wednesday!
00:43:57Wednesday!
00:44:00Wednesday!
00:44:07Good evening, Nevermore.
00:44:10Good evening and welcome to the Founders' Pie.
00:44:13Tonight, we're going to start by singing the Nevermore Alma Mater.
00:44:19Oh, oh, oh.
00:44:25Nevermore forever dreaming.
00:44:29Years of study, fun and screaming.
00:44:33Outcast bonds forged in trust.
00:44:37While all others turn to dust.
00:44:41Here we are, Raven, Raven.
00:44:46Forget your outcast, Sergeant.
00:44:50Raven's feast on all our woes.
00:44:54In the home of Edgar Allan Poe.
00:44:58And nevermore.
00:45:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:05Oh, oh!
00:45:11Oh, oh, oh my God!
00:45:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:45:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:32Hello, fellow outcasts, and welcome back to Nevermore.
00:45:38I'm your principal, Barry George.
00:45:45And tonight we celebrate a new era.
00:45:50Now, I know change can be scary, but you don't have to be afraid.
00:45:56You know why?
00:45:57Because we are Outcasts Raw!
00:46:03Yes, we are!
00:46:05We can't stop, we can't stop.
00:46:09Lindsay!
00:46:11You've got to get out of here, they're going to light this thing any second!
00:46:17All right, all right, now, from now on.
00:46:20I am abolishing the nightshades and all secret societies.
00:46:25The protection of our school falls upon all of us.
00:46:29Therefore, we are all nightshades.
00:46:34Yeah!
00:46:38Now, in the words of that great American outcast Bruce Springsteen,
00:46:44you can't start a fire without a sport!
00:46:54That's not it!
00:46:58No!
00:47:07No!
00:47:09No!
00:47:10No!
00:47:11Yeah!
00:47:12No!
00:47:12We're all 響渙rdnung!
00:47:13No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:15No!
00:47:18No!
00:47:18No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:19No!
00:47:20No!
00:47:21No!
00:47:22No!
00:47:24No!
00:47:33I'm getting help!
00:47:56Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:27We need to put out the fire fire!
00:48:29The principal door at Wednesday Adams is trapped under the pyre!
00:48:44Here she is, right on cue!
00:48:46Our student of honor, Wednesday Adams!
00:48:52None of us would be here today without your bravery.
00:48:56Wednesday, would you help me unveil something very special?
00:49:02I have this commission to commemorate how you and your rag-tag group
00:49:07of Nevermore Buddies saved our school!
00:49:25Give us a few words of inspiration to launch us into the new era!
00:49:31Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!
00:49:36Wednesday! Wednesday! Wednesday!
00:49:38Wednesday! Wednesday!
00:49:40Wednesday! Wednesday!
00:49:59Tonight...
00:50:00Tonight...
00:50:07is our banquet of discontent.
00:50:10And we shall gladly feast on those who would subdue us.
00:50:16Our fight is just beginning,
00:50:18and I'm ripping the band-aid off the scab of civility
00:50:21and will not cease until our enemies have been vanquished!
00:50:33And by enemies,
00:50:35I mean any imbecile stupid enough
00:50:37to cheer on some shallow, rabble-rousing diatribe like that.
00:50:44You thought I was your hero? I'm not.
00:50:47I always play dirty and I never fight fair.
00:50:50The only side I'm on is my own.
00:50:52And the only place I'll lead you is off a cliff.
00:50:57So do not put me on a pedestal,
00:50:59because I will burn it down.
00:51:03I will.
00:51:27I will.
00:51:30I will.
00:51:30I agree to this.
00:51:31So you're gonna torpedo it for the rest of us?
00:51:33You're my best friend,
00:51:33but can you be a little less Wednesday?
00:51:35This is supposed to be our best year ever!
00:51:40Good luck!
00:51:43I want to go!
00:51:43Good luck!
00:51:43Good luck!
00:51:43I've got a lot of luck,
00:51:49Good luck!
00:51:53Good luck!
00:51:59Better luck!
00:52:06Come here,
00:52:06I don't know.
00:52:45I don't know.
00:53:07I don't know.
00:53:10Hey, stop!
00:53:12Wednesday, will you wake up?
00:53:35I don't know.
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:39I don't know.
00:53:40I don't know.
00:53:46This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:49This is all your fault, Wednesday.
00:53:51I die because of you.
00:53:55I die because of you!
00:54:02Wednesday!
00:54:03Wednesday!
00:54:03Wednesday!
00:54:07I die.
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