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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:18Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested, as long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Who's that?
00:00:32So he's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:44He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:52Oh my god.
00:00:53Frenchy.
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:04What was I so afraid of?
00:01:07What was I so afraid of?
00:01:19Can disappear into the night into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:27Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:30Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:36He loved his country, his God, but most of all, his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel, that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now, you know, that ain't no figure of speech.
00:02:06Right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eating babies.
00:02:17They turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord, have mercy.
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hellfire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:38Matthew 1034.
00:02:39I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war.
00:02:46Amen.
00:02:47Amen.
00:02:48Amen.
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him.
00:03:01Praise him for victory.
00:03:02Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:04Praise him.
00:03:05Praise him.
00:03:06Praise him for our superheroes.
00:03:07Praise him.
00:03:08Praise him.
00:03:12Stand up! Stand up! In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:24Amen!
00:03:24Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy Pennsylvania. The charming little burg, best known for its staggering amount of fentanyl overdoses.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or I'll do the fucking love of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus.
00:04:22Not working. Sorted.
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer.
00:04:31Is that me?
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe.
00:04:40Well, you lot remember, don't you?
00:04:42Yeah. When that cunt homelander brutally murdered him in cold blood.
00:04:48Poor sods. Didn't stand a chance.
00:04:51Samir?
00:04:52Hi, I'm Huey. I was friends with Vicky. I...
00:04:59I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:05:00Are you an idiot? He cut off your leg with a hatchet.
00:05:02And kept me present. So did you.
00:05:04You shot me with the virus.
00:05:05Your leg regrew.
00:05:06All right, all right. Listen. The only thing that matters is we buried said that shit so we could crack
00:05:12on with a godly work of revenge.
00:05:14And, good news. Samir's done it.
00:05:17As of last week, that naughty little bug of his is finally strong enough to top Homelander.
00:05:22Or, so we reckon. We just need a little dry run.
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander? Or every soup?
00:05:30Dunno. But we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:05:33Jesus fucking Christ.
00:05:35Will it infect humans?
00:05:36Well, you know, we gotta test it.
00:05:39We're close to Cleveland.
00:05:41You wish to test it on Rock Hard, no?
00:05:43I'm glad you're back, mate.
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks.
00:05:49Rock Hard is a living mountain.
00:05:51Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.
00:05:53Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable acts at the Lincoln Memorial, no?
00:05:58Oh, he's cold fucked Lincoln in the ear, filled it with so much hot cum it burst out of his
00:06:02mouth.
00:06:05Which makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.
00:06:08Indestructible, or nearly, almost as strong as Homelander, and no one gives a fuck about him.
00:06:14So, we nip him, twat him, bring him back here for a dose of kill juice.
00:06:19Lemon fucking squeezy.
00:06:22So, let's get cracking.
00:06:25We gotta stop the hate crimes against Supes before they start.
00:06:30With President Calhoun's Freedom to be Free Act, local superheroes can now apprehend Starlighters before they commit any more violence.
00:06:42Here you go.
00:06:45Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends, but they don't need them anymore.
00:06:52So, how are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher.
00:06:56We kill him.
00:06:56No, we're not gonna kill him.
00:06:57Alright, we're not just gonna go along with this, right?
00:07:02I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia? Have we forgotten how fucks Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky in front of her daughter.
00:07:08Now, he wants to murder every soup on the planet, which includes you.
00:07:12I said we take the virus, and we run.
00:07:14Or kill him.
00:07:15Look, it's 10,000 soups to save 8 billion people worldwide.
00:07:21That's a good price in any war.
00:07:24Look, kid.
00:07:25It's a shit decision, alright? We're not denying that.
00:07:28But, they're out there wrangling people up as we speak.
00:07:31We don't have a motherfucking choice.
00:07:32Yes, there is a choice, and no, it's not yours to make.
00:07:34You're not the one who's going to die.
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko, please, wait!
00:07:58Hey.
00:08:00So.
00:08:02It's been a tough year.
00:08:03No.
00:08:04No, I mean, I have been at Epcot mostly.
00:08:07Huh.
00:08:08Why do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe.
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher.
00:08:14Your hair is different.
00:08:15Okay, not so much about the hair.
00:08:17It's just, uh...
00:08:24Annie.
00:08:25Whatever you had to do.
00:08:28I get it.
00:08:29It's okay.
00:08:31We can...
00:08:33We can figure this out.
00:08:36We can...
00:08:37Talk?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Mm-hmm.
00:08:41Or...
00:08:42Counterpoint.
00:08:44Not talk.
00:08:46I mean...
00:08:48Yeah.
00:08:49That's a...
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point.
00:08:51Mm-hmm.
00:08:54Mm-hmm.
00:08:59Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:01Mm-hmm.
00:09:02Mm-hmm.
00:09:03Mm-hmm.
00:09:06Mm-hmm.
00:09:07Mm-hmm.
00:09:07You stood there.
00:09:08Oh, girl.
00:09:09Listen.
00:09:09Chewed off.
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander.
00:09:11Shot here, here, here.
00:09:13It hurt every time.
00:09:14But the virus?
00:09:15That was the only time I wanted to die.
00:09:17The pain!
00:09:21And you're okay with it!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26On my life, I'm not.
00:09:29But this is happening.
00:09:31With or without us.
00:09:32So I must learn everything I can about this pestilence.
00:09:38So I can protect you.
00:09:42I spent every day of the last year dreaming about you.
00:10:04You think that I would let anything take you away from me again?
00:10:11Yeah.
00:10:14I should invite you to.
00:10:17C'est incroyable.
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful than I dreamt.
00:10:34Close off now.
00:10:41Yeah.
00:10:45Your bottom half.
00:10:47Is it really grown?
00:10:48My vagina's tingly and damp.
00:10:51Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:55Don't have to tell you
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:01I
00:11:04I was standing
00:11:08You were there
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never ever tear us apart
00:11:59God damn it, Adrian
00:12:01I didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know, you left me no choice
00:12:13I know my leadership style can be stern
00:12:16But it was for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself as the big brother that you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend you had?
00:12:38Uh, Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:53I gave you a chance to make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do?
00:13:04Was I too nurturing?
00:13:06Too forgiving?
00:13:07Well, maybe
00:13:07But damn it
00:13:08You weren't like the others
00:13:11Snakes
00:13:13Backstabbers
00:13:14I could count on you, man
00:13:15I did count on you
00:13:17I loved you
00:13:20But here we are
00:13:23Why does this keep happening to me?
00:13:31I guess the strongest men are the most alone
00:13:36You wouldn't understand
00:13:40Nobody does
00:14:09Why does this keep happening to me?
00:14:30firecrackers flaming freedom sticks i'm countess crow countess of the crows
00:14:36and we're doing a botality vamp glam tutorial wankers can't even take a shit without it being
00:14:42sponsored you know they could pay like 50 grand a post for this shit 50 grand dog wankers
00:14:53guys we drill any louder and the real housewives of country are gonna hear
00:14:57frenchy how much longer teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute they go out we go in
00:15:02rockhart hasn't posted in a year he might not live here anymore every day countess crow
00:15:08countess of the crows brings down a protein shake to the basement
00:15:11i bet my bottom anal beads is down there
00:15:19everything okay all good
00:15:29oi look lively back there all right nothing fancy yeah nip in twat in
00:15:35bring you back here keep the engine running
00:15:48well you ready
00:15:51yeah
00:15:52yeah
00:15:54yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:16:03yeah
00:16:04yeah
00:16:18Internet's down, Cam's too.
00:16:20Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:26Putain, la merde.
00:16:29He really let himself go.
00:16:35The fuck you ass-slitters doing in here?
00:16:42Oh my god, asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:46My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:50Well, right in that way, we can move him.
00:16:52He moved the three of us.
00:16:54So what now?
00:17:13You, what the fuck?
00:17:15No, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:17:17I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:18You're safe, okay?
00:17:20You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:22Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:24For how long?
00:17:25Almost two years.
00:17:26In a CIA black site.
00:17:28I just found out this morning.
00:17:31You found out this morning?
00:17:32Yeah.
00:17:33But that just happens to be in your room.
00:17:39Did you fuck me?
00:17:41What?
00:17:41Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:43No!
00:17:44Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:45Look, I...
00:17:47I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:50Find him yourself?
00:17:51Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:53and you are the best tracker there is.
00:17:57I just, I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:00Very simple.
00:18:02You want me to work for you.
00:18:05Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:08and I can help you.
00:18:10I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:13I don't need you for that.
00:18:15Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:20All right.
00:18:21Listen to me.
00:18:23I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:25You got that?
00:18:26I know.
00:18:27I know.
00:18:27And listen.
00:18:28I am Vaught now.
00:18:31Me.
00:18:32So the public?
00:18:33They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:37I can resurrect you.
00:18:38I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:41I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:44Number two?
00:18:47Or how about I finish the job
00:18:50and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:54Hey, you could try.
00:18:56Who knows?
00:18:57You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:02Or you might not.
00:19:05But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:08more than you hate me.
00:19:12After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you.
00:19:14Am I?
00:19:16I tried to kill you.
00:19:18The minute I turn my back,
00:19:19how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:23Look.
00:19:25Uh...
00:19:32You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:37All is forgiven.
00:19:47It looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.
00:19:50Improve your sleep.
00:19:52Strengthen your immune system.
00:19:55Nourish your soul.
00:19:57The ancient Taoists believed that perennium sunning
00:20:00stopped chi, life force, from leaving the body.
00:20:03And invited prana, solar energy, in.
00:20:07Don't ignore your anal wellness.
00:20:10Introducing the new deep brand Sigma Solarium by Vought.
00:20:14Vibros for bros.
00:20:16Okay, we need to abort.
00:20:17Your mom should have aborted you.
00:20:23Fuck it.
00:20:24We'll test it here.
00:20:25What test?
00:20:27Monsieur Jean-Claude, the virus is contagious.
00:20:29As Samir says, c'est fini.
00:20:31The game is over.
00:20:32No, Butcher's right.
00:20:34Brock Hart has seen us, so we can't leave.
00:20:37Virus?
00:20:39What virus?
00:20:40Look, I don't break you lot out of the pen to flap about.
00:20:43Now all we've got to do is seal of ventilation.
00:20:46Every exit point, tighter than a Boy Scout's asshole at Jamboree.
00:20:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:20:51It's not possible.
00:20:55Yo.
00:21:02Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
00:21:04Uh-huh.
00:21:05His heart rate is 10 beats per minute.
00:21:07He can't probably hold his breath for a couple of hours, like a blue whale.
00:21:12If he won't breathe, how do we get the virus in him?
00:21:15Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?
00:21:18You lot sort this, I'll fetch the virus.
00:21:20Kamiko, you and me.
00:21:28Oh, you two, leave it out, would you?
00:21:30Fucking work in here.
00:21:34Hey, coming with you.
00:21:37What for?
00:21:38I don't trust you.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:44Suit yourself.
00:21:49We've so far identified the location of 10,000 active starlight sympathizers.
00:21:54Coincidentally, the map is almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed.
00:21:58We're s'more.
00:21:59He just disappears every afternoon.
00:22:01Won't say where he's going, won't say shit.
00:22:03He's on method.
00:22:05Meisner technique.
00:22:08Is that a Jew thing?
00:22:09We are using local supes and law enforcement to round them up, but you can invoke the Insurrection
00:22:14Act if we need to deploy the military, Mr. President.
00:22:17Good idea.
00:22:18What qualifies someone as an active starlighter?
00:22:21That's going to be anyone who posts pro, starlight, or anti-homelander content.
00:22:25Honestly, the Vaught Book algorithm does most of the work for us.
00:22:28We've got, what, 52,000 data points on every user.
00:22:33We truly live in an age of wonder.
00:22:35But we are going to need to triple the amount of freedom camps to hold them all.
00:22:39Love it.
00:22:40It's just that after we've paid for Vaught's military contracts, all those corporate tax breaks, and for the existing freedom
00:22:47camps, Treasury's running a little dry.
00:22:50People get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors, but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes.
00:22:56The President is thinking how insane this is right now.
00:22:59He'll back you.
00:23:00You can do it.
00:23:01Speak up.
00:23:02And a lot of these sympathizers are Vaught customers.
00:23:05Won't there arrest seat into your bottom line?
00:23:08Nah.
00:23:09We'll just start selling ads on Vaught Plus.
00:23:11Wow.
00:23:12Amazing, Ashley.
00:23:13You're a real Che Guevara.
00:23:14Well, alrighty then.
00:23:15Let me ask the most important question.
00:23:19Do I got immunity?
00:23:32For fuck's sake.
00:23:34Soldier Boy, this is the President and Vice President of the United States of America.
00:23:38They work for me.
00:23:40Everyone, Soldier Boy is going to be number two in the seven once he is located William Butcher and Annie
00:23:47January.
00:23:48Wait, wait, wait, sir?
00:23:49No, sir.
00:23:50I can do this.
00:23:51I can bring them in.
00:23:52Oh, like you did with A-Train?
00:23:53We're going in a new direction, Deep.
00:23:56Competence.
00:23:57Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy is going to need a full pardon.
00:24:00Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of, you know, treason.
00:24:08Consider it done, sir.
00:24:10Terrific.
00:24:10And you know what?
00:24:11I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.
00:24:13Uh, Steve, can you make him a...
00:24:17Manhattan.
00:24:18Manhattan.
00:24:19Thanks, Steve.
00:24:21Of course.
00:24:22Can I get you a glass of milk, sir?
00:24:25No.
00:24:27Steven?
00:24:28I'll also have a Manhattan.
00:24:32Goddamn.
00:24:34Since Woodgood Supes tea bagged the president.
00:24:38Since me.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:57What's next?
00:25:02What is it?
00:25:04than he was a psychic.
00:25:06He's going to reply to him.
00:25:12Yes, sir!
00:25:12Look out!
00:25:14Oh, God!
00:25:15Putain!
00:25:17What is it?
00:25:17Oh, he is so.
00:25:18He's mountain pornography!
00:25:21What?
00:25:21Almost.
00:25:22Got.
00:25:23You.
00:25:24Fuckers.
00:25:25Ha, ha!
00:25:26Oh, shhh, no!
00:25:29All that is that explains how he's groomed from bashing his bishop.
00:25:37Gross.
00:25:46Now that's what I'm talking about.
00:25:50Oh, God.
00:25:54Fucking unsanitary.
00:26:28The next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab, Velvet Ember.
00:26:34It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans.
00:26:40We talked about this.
00:26:41I don't have a choice.
00:26:42They make me do this.
00:26:45There we go.
00:26:47Today, I'm going to be going for a dark hero look.
00:26:50So we're going to be using Black Noir's Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it is the ghost.
00:26:55Yeah!
00:26:56If you dare enter my dark domain, I am Countess Crow.
00:27:01Countess of the Crows.
00:27:03And I shall make you rude the day that you decide to...
00:27:06Fucking fuck!
00:27:14Fuck.
00:27:16It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time.
00:27:23It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:26It's a metaphor for my balls.
00:27:35What is the matter?
00:27:38A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so they're all gone.
00:27:42And just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise.
00:27:47I guess we can add A-Train to that list, right?
00:27:53You didn't kill them.
00:27:56They chose to fight.
00:27:57Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them.
00:28:00I told them that we were going to make it out.
00:28:04Fucking easy for me to say.
00:28:06I'm bulletproof.
00:28:09Have you told Petit Ui any of this?
00:28:11No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so I can't.
00:28:19So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:23I led them to a shallow grave.
00:28:30So I just get a fucking white micket fence and cherry pie.
00:28:35No, I can't live like that.
00:28:37If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense.
00:28:47I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost.
00:28:54And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt.
00:29:01What the fucking shit?
00:29:03You get up every day and you keep going.
00:29:07Anything else is an insult to the dead.
00:29:12Great.
00:29:14Let go.
00:29:15Get your chopped old man hands off of me.
00:29:17Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:18Oh, shit.
00:29:20Starlight.
00:29:21Oh, my God.
00:29:23You guys are terrorists.
00:29:26What do we do with her?
00:29:29Same as rock hard.
00:29:33You don't have a choice.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39No, what?
00:29:40Let me go.
00:29:47Baby killer!
00:30:01Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood.
00:30:04All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:08Turbo Rush.
00:30:10The drink of heroes.
00:30:12Only 15 calories.
00:30:14Cut.
00:30:15That was a good take.
00:30:17No, please.
00:30:18This is a mistake.
00:30:19I am not starlighter.
00:30:21Only 15 calories.
00:30:23Yeah.
00:30:23Now with acai.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:26And maca roots.
00:30:27That's a better effect.
00:30:28Mom!
00:30:28No, Corey.
00:30:29Go back inside, please.
00:30:30Yo, you stay back.
00:30:33Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch.
00:30:36Okay, let's go again and fix your tits.
00:30:39They're lopsided.
00:30:40Okay, come on, come on.
00:30:41All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty.
00:30:46Turbo Rush.
00:30:46Now with acai and maca root.
00:30:50That's fucking perfect.
00:30:51Okay, great.
00:30:52Okay, have fun at camp.
00:30:53No, Corey.
00:30:54No, Corey, no, Corey, no, Corey, no.
00:30:59Mom!
00:31:00All over.
00:31:01Not a chance.
00:31:02We have to help them.
00:31:03Help them and every soup of them 500 miles will be up their ass within the hour.
00:31:07We stayed a course.
00:31:09Mine's on a fucking job.
00:31:10Fuck the job.
00:31:15Come here, go.
00:31:16Don't.
00:31:40Homelander.
00:31:45Homelander.
00:31:52Sage, I was just, um, what could I do for you?
00:31:58Well, that was quite a surprise today.
00:32:01Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:03Yes.
00:32:04Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?
00:32:07No, I did not.
00:32:08Of course not.
00:32:11What am I going to say?
00:32:12Uh, uh, uh, yeah, hey, I really want you to do this job for me, but careful, because there's
00:32:18a soup-killing virus out there and you may die screaming.
00:32:22Sure you would have jumped at that.
00:32:24Oh, you have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady.
00:32:30Well, besides, if there is a virus out there, the better you take the risk than us, right?
00:32:36Ah, well, it's tactical.
00:32:39Exactly.
00:32:39Because for a moment, I was afraid you'd only woken him because he was your dad.
00:32:46So when he gets infected and he dies...
00:32:48You don't know that's going to happen.
00:32:49When it does, you won't go to pieces, because it was tactical, right?
00:32:54Mm-hmm.
00:32:55Mm-hmm.
00:32:56Right?
00:33:31Testing a biological weapon in an uncontrolled environment is dangerous enough.
00:33:36Transporting it without the necessary precautions.
00:33:37All right, all right.
00:33:38Less talking.
00:33:39More giving.
00:33:42I'll take it.
00:33:49So how fragile is this?
00:33:51Very.
00:33:53Very fragile.
00:33:55If it broke on the way?
00:33:56It could kill every superhero on Earth.
00:33:59There's also a non-zero percent chance it could wipe out every human on Earth.
00:34:08Well, best not drop out, eh?
00:34:14Thank you so much.
00:34:24Breathe the door.
00:34:36You get him to breathe yet?
00:34:38What?
00:34:39Did you get him to breathe yet?
00:34:42I'm too late.
00:34:43Oh, le connard is imparious.
00:34:45Well, the rest of Kicks will be back soon.
00:34:47Merde alors, we're doing everything we can, huh?
00:34:59You know, you were wrong earlier.
00:35:02We're not terrorists.
00:35:03Oh, God.
00:35:04When everyone comes back, Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass, and She-Line is gonna
00:35:09take a shit in the gaping hole that's left.
00:35:11Look, you being here was not part of the plan, all right?
00:35:15It's just a shitty situation.
00:35:17Yeah.
00:35:18The shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here.
00:35:25We don't want to be here any longer than we have to be.
00:35:28All we need is to get Rock Hard to breathe.
00:35:35Does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth?
00:35:38I got a teenage daughter.
00:35:40That shit right there bounces right off me.
00:35:43Hey, didn't you used to have, like, ten crows at one time?
00:35:47What's it called?
00:35:47A murder?
00:35:49Oh, let me guess.
00:35:52Sheila and H. Crows?
00:35:54Damn.
00:35:56Countess, they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left.
00:35:59Their names are Russell and Cameron.
00:36:02Point is, Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither.
00:36:05They're draining you for, what, 60% of your earnings?
00:36:07It's ridiculous.
00:36:09Oh.
00:36:12Motherfucker, don't go through my shit!
00:36:14Roszak, Welbutrin, Lexapro.
00:36:18Great, great.
00:36:19Kid, what are you, 19 years old?
00:36:20Why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these people?
00:36:23All they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got,
00:36:26and then sell you out in a heartbeat.
00:36:28Why are you risking your life for them?
00:36:35Please.
00:36:37Please don't kill me.
00:36:39I just want to go home.
00:36:41I miss my mom and my dad.
00:36:45Please.
00:36:59Careful!
00:37:05Oi, fucking smart, will you?
00:37:07I know you're a little glad Atrian's dead.
00:37:13No, I'm not glad he's dead.
00:37:16Atrian did a lot of horrible things, but he saved our lives.
00:37:18And he died a hero.
00:37:20A real hero.
00:37:21And there are a lot of other Supes that don't deserve to die either.
00:37:25Listen, I know you've just done it here in the Gulag.
00:37:28We've earned your seat at the table, so...
00:37:31I'll give it to you straight.
00:37:33You've got to knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head, mate.
00:37:37Ain't doing no one no favors.
00:37:39Especially your girl.
00:37:41I mean, that's why she's giving her cold shoulder.
00:37:43Talk to me about it, Annie.
00:37:43You don't know what's going on with her.
00:37:44Well, I know that she finally knows the fucking score.
00:37:47And she knows that you, poncing about with this Jimny Cricket listening to your heart bollocks,
00:37:53is just gonna get her killed.
00:37:57Is there any part of you left that's still human?
00:38:03You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.
00:38:07But I won't let you do it.
00:38:12No, it.
00:38:30It's good.
00:38:34Wait, is that?
00:38:39Well, well, well.
00:38:41He's dead, right?
00:38:42He's supposed to be dead?
00:38:45Supposed to be.
00:38:47Mallory put him on ice for a bit.
00:38:52You're telling us this now?
00:38:56Somebody up there likes us, mate.
00:38:57In what fucking way?
00:38:59Well, we wanted a guinea pig.
00:39:01Who better than Homelander's old man?
00:39:06New plan.
00:39:09Oi.
00:39:11Ain't you supposed to be a giant-arse duda?
00:39:13Aren't you supposed to be smart?
00:39:15Running a truck under the name Don T.
00:39:17Be a cunt.
00:39:18Same alias when we headed to Herogasm.
00:39:20Well, oldie better goodie.
00:39:26No, mate.
00:39:27Just you and me.
00:39:38I guess it's true.
00:39:40You're one of us now.
00:39:42Well, if you can't beat him, join him.
00:39:45Then fuck it, beat him.
00:39:46Being super is not gonna save you.
00:39:48That don't stop us helping each other.
00:39:50Homelander's doubled a cunt now, if that's even possible.
00:39:53He needs doing more than ever.
00:39:55You still fancy a seat on the seven, don't you?
00:39:57Fuck you.
00:39:58We had a deal.
00:39:59I held up my end of the bargain, and you sold me out.
00:40:03Put me back in a fucking box.
00:40:05And for what?
00:40:06Because I was gonna kill some dumb kid?
00:40:08A kid is your grandson.
00:40:10Well, was it worth it?
00:40:11You feeling good about that call right about now?
00:40:14Where is that fucking brat?
00:40:15Homelander's the one fucking you over, mate.
00:40:17Or did he mention that we've got an ubervirus
00:40:20strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet?
00:40:24Bullshit.
00:40:25God's honest.
00:40:25The things this virus can do.
00:40:30Fuckin' die, bollockum.
00:40:32Why do you think he sent you here?
00:40:34Instead of coming himself, hmm?
00:40:37You're a sacrificial cunt.
00:40:38Again.
00:40:40I guess we'll see.
00:40:42You don't get it, do you?
00:40:45Me?
00:40:46Homelander?
00:40:47Your old crew?
00:40:49Everyone fucks you over.
00:40:51Do you wanna know why?
00:40:53Because you are a dumb fucking twat.
00:41:05What the fuck was that?
00:41:16You two fucktards, the local Supes?
00:41:19Holy shit.
00:41:20Soldier boy.
00:41:22What?
00:41:22You're a dead socialist.
00:41:26The fuck?
00:41:27The fuck?
00:41:27This was being stupid.
00:41:28Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
00:41:30A Jap and a fairy took off east.
00:41:32Find them and kill them.
00:41:33Or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:35and tie them together like shoelaces.
00:41:39Move!
00:41:39Oh.
00:41:43Fuck.
00:41:48Fucking figures.
00:41:54M.M.
00:41:55Get ready.
00:41:55We're coming in.
00:41:56Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:57Slow down, kid.
00:41:59Soldier boy.
00:42:02He's alive?
00:42:04Fuck that.
00:42:04Just how long do we have?
00:42:06Just Huey.
00:42:07Huey!
00:42:10We gotta move.
00:42:12A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.
00:42:14Oh, shit.
00:42:34Ah.
00:42:41Ah!
00:42:42Ah!
00:42:42Oh, shit!
00:42:45Go!
00:43:26I got to drop the dookie!
00:43:30Get it?
00:43:31That's you!
00:43:34You're the dookie!
00:43:39You!
00:43:57I got you.
00:44:00I know.
00:44:14Oh my god, are you okay?
00:44:15Is the virus?
00:44:16Yeah, let's get it.
00:44:21Oi!
00:44:22Pants!
00:44:23Oh shit!
00:44:24Move!
00:44:25Go!
00:44:32You with me?
00:44:36Hey!
00:44:45Yui Campbell has a useless cock gobbler like you still alive.
00:44:50All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:53You're kind of obsessed.
00:44:54Yeah.
00:44:57Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:44:59The so called soup killer?
00:45:01Huh.
00:45:01Well not today you semen swilly butt pirate.
00:45:04What?
00:45:11No virus, Rich.
00:45:13I will shoot.
00:45:15Hot.
00:45:16Come in your face.
00:45:18Bro, do not nut right now.
00:45:27What the f...
00:45:29Ho ho!
00:45:51No.
00:45:53No.
00:45:56No.
00:45:57No.
00:46:05No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:42No.
00:46:43No.
00:46:45No.
00:46:45No.
00:46:58No.
00:47:04No.
00:47:05I did?
00:47:06Very.
00:47:07Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:09No.
00:47:10You don't.
00:47:13Come on, let's leg it.
00:47:16No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:17And until we are certain I have not been infected with this plague.
00:47:30No.
00:47:55Yes.
00:47:58May I have a word?
00:48:00Wait out there.
00:48:04What are you doing?
00:48:05I'm about to enjoy a Mexican melt.
00:48:07There is extra if you want to join in.
00:48:08No, thank you.
00:48:09Crunchwrap Supreme?
00:48:09Cheesy Gordita Crunch?
00:48:10No.
00:48:11Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?
00:48:12I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:14Okay.
00:48:15Rounding up all the Starlight Sympathizers is a well-thought-out plan.
00:48:19Clearly the right call.
00:48:20He's not in the building.
00:48:21Thank fucking God.
00:48:23What the fuck?
00:48:25Why are we doing this?
00:48:26Doing what?
00:48:27If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:30Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:32I just execute.
00:48:33That's bullshit.
00:48:34You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:36There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:38My angle.
00:48:40My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground,
00:48:44tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a D-replacement.
00:48:46All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:52Nicer than I expected.
00:48:54Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:55She's got to listen to reason.
00:48:58Look, I've been there.
00:49:01Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:03But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:05It's a chopping block.
00:49:07And I can help you.
00:49:08But you've got to talk to me.
00:49:15Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:17You know you can't.
00:49:18You're going to blow out the back of your skull.
00:49:27Wow.
00:49:28You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:30That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:32They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:34But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:38I need a minute.
00:49:46From back here, I see a spine.
00:49:48Fucking use it.
00:49:48Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:49No.
00:49:50I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:51This is junior year all over again.
00:49:54Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger blast us behind the friendlies because
00:49:57he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:49:59And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:01Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:03Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:05You should have left with A-Train when he asked you to.
00:50:08At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:10That's why he's dead.
00:50:11First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:15I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:16You used to love his poetry and Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:21You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:23What happened?
00:50:24I tried.
00:50:25I tried.
00:50:26But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:28Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:31The CIA, the Pentagon, they will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:36I'm not a leader.
00:50:37I'm vice president.
00:50:38You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:39We can still do some good.
00:50:42Just shut up or I'm going to float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:45You want that?
00:50:47You're better than this.
00:50:48You are better than this.
00:50:50No.
00:50:53Ow.
00:50:54So, we're clear.
00:50:55You're absolutely sure?
00:50:56Triple check the results.
00:50:57None of you are carriers.
00:50:59Humans are immune.
00:51:00Oh, chance.
00:51:01Merci de mon mère.
00:51:15God damn.
00:51:16I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:20It was on you outside of that truck stop whorehouse on our 23.
00:51:25Sold your cunt down.
00:51:26Homelander to go.
00:51:28We fucking did it.
00:51:29About time.
00:51:35Wonka.
00:51:43Let's run away.
00:51:47What?
00:51:49There are over 50 uninhabited islands in the Pacific.
00:51:52We just need to find one so remote.
00:51:55Nobody will ever find us.
00:51:59You were right.
00:52:02This virus.
00:52:03There is no contain in it.
00:52:05No stuff in it.
00:52:06I do not know how to protect you from it.
00:52:09Except to take you as far away from here as possible.
00:52:13Oh.
00:52:30Mon amour.
00:52:31You did not see its carnage.
00:52:33It's too dangerous.
00:52:34It's dangerous for everyone.
00:52:36No innocent people are being wound up.
00:52:38No, mon je pepon.
00:52:41Don't ask me to watch you die.
00:52:43I think this is how we make amends.
00:52:47For the lives we've taken.
00:52:49I think we have to...
00:52:51Get up every day and keep going.
00:53:01We...
00:53:05This is all.
00:53:22You're allowed to freak out, you know?
00:53:25This virus.
00:53:28It's fucking brutal.
00:53:29I don't know.
00:53:31For a rock hard, I'd say it's an improvement.
00:53:36I haven't exactly had a magical year either.
00:53:39Neither of us is fine.
00:53:42And we shouldn't be.
00:53:44And if you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to.
00:53:47Be perfect.
00:53:48But I'm not letting you die.
00:53:53I'm going to keep fighting.
00:53:58And if you can't, then I'm just going to fight for both of us.
00:54:04But just don't turn into fucking butcher, okay?
00:54:22Anna, I'm late.
00:54:29I'm late.
00:54:40All right, Tara.
00:54:45Time for your meds.
00:54:56He's a good boy, eh?
00:54:57He's a good boy, eh?
00:55:12Whoa, hey.
00:55:13Be careful, sir.
00:55:14There's a viral contagion.
00:55:16I got here as soon as I heard, and I locked shit down.
00:55:18I'm sending Soldier Boy to test the waters?
00:55:21Pretty fucking strategic, sir.
00:55:23You're always playing 3D chess, aren't you?
00:55:25I told him to report back.
00:55:28I told him not to go in alone.
00:55:29Why would he do that?
00:55:31Well, it's more like Soldier Doy.
00:55:33Am I right?
00:55:34Leave.
00:55:36Well, I just, um, gotta be here, sir.
00:55:38Should have been you.
00:55:39Oh, hey.
00:55:41I'm sorry.
00:55:41Leave.
00:55:48I was swimming.
00:56:15Not you, too.
00:56:17Not you.
00:56:26Why does everyone keep leaving?
00:56:32I'm sorry.
00:56:44I get knocked down.
00:56:46I get knocked down.
00:56:48But I get up again
00:57:04This ain't the night away
00:57:09This ain't the night away
00:57:12He drinks a whiskey drink
00:57:13He drinks a vodka drink
00:57:14He drinks a lager drink
00:57:16He takes a cider drink
00:57:17He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:57:19He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:57:22Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy
00:57:30I get knocked out, but I get up again
00:57:33In the hell, they're gonna keep me down
00:57:35Break it up again, but I can't help again
00:57:38You'll never go to keep me down
00:57:39Break it up, break it up again
00:57:42You'll never go to keep me down
00:57:44Here's what I'm doing
00:57:45Break it up again, but I can't help again
00:57:47You'll never go to keep me down
00:57:51This is a nightmare
00:57:55This is a nightmare
00:57:58He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
00:58:01He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
00:58:03He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
00:58:05He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
00:58:09Don't cry for me, extraordinary love
00:58:16I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:19You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:21I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:24You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:26I get no doubt, but I get up again
00:58:28You're never gonna keep me down
00:58:30That I can go down!
00:58:32That I can go down!
00:58:36That I can go down!
00:59:19You
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