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Sisters 2023 Season 2 Episode 4
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00:00I don't know what real pain is till you become a mother, you poor son, Sharon.
00:24Oh, God!
00:30Daryl?
00:40Daryl?
00:41What?
00:42Daryl?
00:43Why?
00:44Why the fuck are you?
00:45Why'd you want?
00:46Daryl?
00:47Oh, God.
00:57Look.
01:00Daryl?
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:02Oh, yeah.
01:03This chocolate?
01:04Palmegranate?
01:06Come and see me baby
01:12But please don't come too soon
01:15Really?
01:17Oh yeah
01:18It's chocolate
01:19Pomegranate
01:21Tobacco
01:23Honestly Charles, I drink batch of acid
01:25You can eat it up with some fatty milk
01:27Thank you
01:34We grind
01:35It ain't right
01:36I know you just can't wait for tonight
01:40We fill
01:42We'll have to pump it a bit
01:46Twist
01:47And turn on
01:50But please don't come too soon
01:53Your mouth is watering, isn't it?
01:57What?
01:57Oh
01:57It's delicious, thank you
02:02It's so Luke, is it?
02:06Yep, that's our little son
02:07That one does his own thing
02:09And he's here for the wedding?
02:11No, he lives here
02:12He doesn't live here, he's staying here
02:16Yeah, he's been staying here for three years
02:17Look exhausted
02:19Never mind, we're gonna freshen you up at the spa
02:22Oh, what spa?
02:23A little vitamin tea
02:24Where's Sarah?
02:25That girl sleeps like the dead
02:27Um
02:27Oh
02:29Sorry, gotta get this
02:32Uh, thanks for the rocket fuel
02:34I knew a woman
02:35Uh, Barbara doesn't allow dark liquids on that
02:38Mmm
02:39Rocket
02:39Oh boy
02:40If we ever get divorced, it'll be for that sound
02:50What?
02:52I'm just drinking coffee
02:53I do not sound like that
03:01You do?
03:02God, you have deep only child syndrome
03:04I simply wouldn't have beat that out of you a long time ago
03:07Well, I'm not an only child
03:09I have my sister
03:10You know what I mean
03:12Like you didn't grow up together
03:14It's not like you shaped who the other one is or anything
03:17I mean, you couldn't be more different
03:19I actually think we have a lot in common
03:23And if we ever get divorced
03:25It will be because of the sound you make when you breathe
03:28I had subglottic stenosis as a child
03:32And I don't appreciate your tone
03:34Great
03:43Very mature
03:44Look, there's no easy way to say this
03:48The test results show that the egg quality isn't great
03:54I know financially this has been a challenge
03:56So I wouldn't recommend another expensive, exhausting round
03:59Okay
04:00Um, right
04:02On the upside, your uterus is very healthy
04:05You show no signs of perimenopause
04:07And look, I've seen women in your situation get pregnant the old-fashioned way
04:11There's nothing to say that can't happen for you
04:13And my parting words
04:15Off the record, of course, is
04:17Bars are full of sperm
04:18Yeah, I'm in Canada
04:21Oh, well, even better
04:22Polite, apologetic sperm
04:24Yeah
04:25Yeah
04:26Yeah, hey
04:26Try to relax
04:28Have some fun
04:29It can help, okay?
04:30Thanks, I'll try
04:31Good luck
04:31Okay, bye Sandra
04:33Oh
04:36Oh, hey
04:56Renata will do that
04:57What is this bed made of?
05:00Swedish horsehair
05:01No, seriously, it is
05:04Wow
05:05Well
05:06It's fucking comfortable
05:08Yeah, it's fucking expensive
05:10Mm-hmm
05:10Thank you, um, for coming back
05:14Yeah, well, two bolsters don't make a right
05:16All right, that sounded better in my head
05:18Mm-hmm
05:19Um, look, I know that I owe you a, uh, proper explanation
05:25And I
05:26Please, can we not?
05:26I'm just, I'm not in the right headspace for that
05:30Yeah, fine
05:33What?
05:40Look at me like that
05:41It's creepy
05:42Well, it's just, it's
05:43Never mind
05:45Sorry
05:46Um, Kristen's throwing me this, like, bachelorette party thing
05:51It's really stupid
05:52But it's at a spa
05:53And, um, I was hoping that you and Cheryl might want to come
05:56It's a good place to relax
05:57Hmm
05:58Is there a steam room?
06:00Yeah
06:00And, um, there's a sauna
06:02There's a pool
06:03What's that?
06:07Oh, Valium
06:08Just a half
06:09You want the other half?
06:10Uh, no, no
06:11I'm good for Valium
06:12Okay
06:12Well, I've also got some weed gummies in my bag
06:14Just if you want them for the spa
06:16They sort of enhance the experience, you know
06:17Okay
06:18It's Canada
06:19They're legal
06:20Don't forget your swimmies
06:22I'll have the usual, Jocelyn
06:41Signature vitamin infusion with enhanced plasma
06:44It's the newest anti-aging technology in the world
06:48I'll have the perk of my pregnancy potion
06:50It's just vitamins
06:51It depends what your body needs
06:53How do you feel?
06:55Oh, I can often get this ache in my chest
06:58And a sort of sinking feeling in my belly
07:01And sometimes when I wake up in the morning
07:03I find it hard to see the point of living
07:04Do you think they have anything for that?
07:07Oh, she's out
07:08She'll have the reboot
07:10Yeah, make that two reboots
07:12Well, while we're all hooked up
07:14I wanted to take this moment to focus on our bride-to-be
07:16Oh
07:17If anybody has anything prepared, please share
07:20Or feel free to be spontaneous
07:23Oh, that's okay
07:25Oh, they would
07:27Okay, I'll go first
07:28Thank you
07:30Marriage isn't easy
07:34Like two traffic lanes merging
07:36The ride can get bumpy
07:37But once in the same lane
07:39The path to your real destination becomes smooth and clear
07:43Motherhood
07:45Baby's kicking
07:50Got it?
07:52Feel it
07:53It's a little elbow
07:55No, like, like, like really feel
07:58Don't talk to her about babies, Christine
08:03She's a woman like the Gobi Desert
08:05It's Kristen
08:06Oh, well, there's always adoption
08:08I sponsored three girls in South Sudan
08:11And I think of them as my babies
08:14I get monthly updates
08:16Okay, who's next with the words of wisdom?
08:20Suze?
08:21Oh, I don't know
08:22I mean, maybe be true to yourself
08:25Be honest
08:26And you'll find your way
08:27So beautiful
08:28And so real
08:30Hi, everyone
08:32Sorry I'm late
08:33Hi
08:35You know those vitamin things are a hoax, right?
08:39Total waste of money
08:40Shelley, we're so glad you could join
08:43Do you have any words of wisdom for our bride-to-be?
08:46Oh, um
08:46Marriage is a crapshoot?
08:48Sign a prenup
08:49She's a riot
08:51Okay
08:52As the one in the room who's been married the longest
08:54I want to say this
08:56When you meet the right person
08:57It's worth it
08:59But?
09:00Marriage isn't for the faint of heart
09:02To wake up every day
09:05With the same human
09:06Over
09:07And over
09:08And over again
09:11Takes
09:13Real guts
09:14Some days you will wake up and think
09:17If I throw a toaster into the shower
09:18Will I get caught?
09:22You're brave, sir
09:23And my Stephen is lucky to have found someone with your integrity
09:28And intelligence
09:30And I
09:31Will finally have the daughter I always wanted
09:36Now, who's up for a sprinkle of Botox?
09:41On me?
09:42Suze?
09:44I'm grand
09:45Um, actually, I
09:46I need
09:47I need the toilet
09:48A little sprinkle goes a long way
09:50Oh, fuck
09:56Barbara says I need a robe
09:58What if Barbara says?
09:59Got you to myself
10:01The famous sister
10:02Oi, look at this puno
10:04Oh, I am so happy to finally meet you
10:07I'm the famous aunt
10:08Oh, yeah, you're her mom's sister
10:10She talks about you non-stop
10:11Oh
10:12And her mother, Rachel
10:13May her memory be a blessing to us all
10:15I don't think she'd be too fond of this circus, you know
10:18But
10:18It makes her happy
10:19Well, he makes her feel
10:21The family makes her feel
10:23Stable
10:24And I think with the surgery looming
10:26She just wants to move forward
10:27Where's her life, you know
10:28Ugh
10:29It's just
10:30Such a heartbreak
10:32At this age
10:33To reconcile losing your breasts
10:34And your uterus
10:36But
10:36I'm a gyno
10:37I've worked through this
10:39With plenty of women
10:40And there's life after, I promise
10:42And she definitely has to have it, right?
10:44After what happened to her mother?
10:46Oh, yeah
10:46Yes, it's far too risky not to
10:48Susan Alloy
10:49Who's asking?
10:51I didn't book a massage, thanks
10:52It's a gift
10:53I'm Barbara
10:53Oh
10:54Oh, gosh
10:55Barbara says
10:55It's a healing Ricky relief special
10:57Well, thank you
10:58Treatment room two in five minutes
11:02Oh, God
11:06Oh, God
11:06Oh, God
11:06Oh, God
11:10Shit
11:10Oh, God
11:13Oh, God
11:14Oh, God
11:18Oh, God
11:19Oh, God
11:20Oh, God
11:21Oh, God
11:22Oh, God
11:23Oh, God
11:24Oh, God
11:25Oh, God
11:26Oh, God
11:27Oh, God
11:28you need to drink a lot of nettle tea
11:35you'll feel some cramping nausea, diarrhea
11:38because you didn't release
11:39don't worry, that'll pass
11:41thanks
11:41look, I'm sorry about Kristen
11:45I know she can be a lot
11:47can she?
11:49yeah, like with the whole
11:50with the baby thing
11:53she's grunt
11:54I mean, it's good she has so many, you know
11:56takes the pressure off you
11:57so many grandkids means it's okay
11:59if you don't want to have any
12:00yeah, I guess so
12:02so Steve knows
12:04what?
12:04that you don't want kids
12:05yeah, I think he knows
12:07I mean, I think I've made that pretty clear
12:09you think, or you have?
12:10I have, I have
12:11I have
12:12look, are you okay?
12:15yeah, I'm okay
12:16are you okay?
12:19yeah
12:19okay
12:22okay
12:24okay
12:28okay, well, as long
12:29as long as you're okay
12:30yeah, would you please stop asking me that?
12:33okay
12:33listen
12:36I need to get out of here
12:39where, Canada?
12:39no
12:40no, the spa
12:41it's just the jet lag
12:42can I go back to the house?
12:43oh, yeah
12:43okay
12:44that's okay?
12:45yeah, of course
12:46okay
12:48okay
12:50okay
12:50is that the only jacket you brought?
13:09yeah
13:09I'm not cold
13:11uh, you know, you can sit up front
13:13I'm not actually an Uber
13:14fuck
13:15feels good to seem to be sharing the front seat, doesn't it?
13:17it's just a ride, Sue
13:18this is an Ireland ride, me
13:22um
13:23yeah
13:24yeah, I got it
13:25yeah, okay
13:25hey, can I, uh
13:26take you somewhere?
13:28well
13:28depends where
13:29you'll like it
13:31okay
13:31what a cheerful bride
13:40oh, hi
13:41joy schwitz
13:42we shall
13:44I like the sister
13:49she's a schicksal version of you
13:51yeah, but she's thinner
13:53she's too skinny
13:54what if there's a war?
13:56oh, have me, it's hot
13:58mm
13:59you know
14:01I have been racking my brains
14:04trying to think
14:05of what your mother would say
14:07about you getting married
14:08but the truth is
14:09marriage wasn't her thing
14:11it's just what you did
14:12back then
14:13you didn't
14:14yes, but I'm an exceptional person
14:17mm
14:17she had her issues
14:20right?
14:21marriage and other things
14:22but the one thing that she
14:23never regretted
14:24was having you
14:25she loved you
14:27so much, Cookie
14:28she was very proud of you
14:31yeah, well
14:32she had a pretty funny way
14:33of showing it
14:33we're Jews
14:35she wasn't gonna say it to your face
14:36but go to Temple Shalom
14:38you ask anybody there
14:40for your high school GPA
14:41I am telling you
14:42they all know
14:42I just wish we'd
14:47had more time
14:49you know
14:49me too, Bubba Lock
14:51me too
14:53oh god, she'd hate all of this
14:56she would
14:57but she would want you to be happy
14:59I am
15:01I mean, I
15:02I think I am
15:04no, I am
15:05I just
15:05yeah, I know
15:08I just want to get it over with
15:10okay
15:12how romantic
15:14no, no
15:15you know what I mean
15:15I mean the wedding part
15:16I just want to be on the other side
15:18of that
15:18you know
15:19I just want to be married
15:20I want to be settled
15:21and, you know
15:23I'll get this surgery over with
15:24and
15:25and I'll start my life
15:26can I know her?
15:28no more drama
15:31okay
15:32are we doing the cold plunge thing?
15:35yeah, I'm too hot
15:36how is this good for you?
15:37I feel sick
15:38you first
15:39five more minutes
15:40my legs are stuck to each other
15:42oh
15:43no, forget it
15:44I have to pee
15:44here
15:58put this on
15:59okay, where have you taken me?
16:01I just want to show you something really Canadian
16:04okay
16:05yeah
16:06a little place that I like to come
16:08when I need to escape
16:09wow
16:10it's pretty nice
16:11yeah, well you think it's beautiful now
16:13you should see it in the fall
16:14the leaves are every color you can imagine
16:17and then you just hear
16:19ooh
16:20what the fuck was that?
16:24that's a stag
16:26bellowing for its mate
16:27no, you're off your head
16:29no
16:30fall is also
16:31rutting season
16:34people won't come from everywhere
16:37just to listen to that
16:38sorry
16:39hang on
16:40you won't come here
16:41to listen to deer
16:41fucking in a forest
16:42don't say it like that
16:44it's weird when you say it like that
16:46I thought romance is dead
16:48ooh
16:49thank you
16:50oh Jesus
16:53that's strong
16:54I've only ever seen martinis and James Bond films
16:57I usually have mine with a twist
16:59but today
16:59we go dirty
17:01oh, I like the sound of that, Babs
17:03they fly the olives in from the Amalfi
17:05oh
17:06that sounds very posh
17:08cheers
17:11slantje
17:15that's right
17:17slantje
17:18slantje
17:18that'll put hairs on your chest, Babs
17:24really?
17:24mmm
17:25oh
17:26oh
17:26oh
17:29oh
17:30oh
17:33Jesus, God
17:33everything okay
17:34rice rain
17:37Babs
17:38you are so lucky
17:39I've been called many things in my life
17:41but lucky isn't one of them
17:42no, you are
17:43it's not that I wish that Charles was dead
17:44of course I don't
17:45I just hope he goes first
17:47you know
17:47so I get an extra little chapter
17:50yes, for me
17:51you are in your chapter
17:54am I?
17:55no husband
17:55no kids
17:56no strings
17:56no rules
17:57this is your time
17:59if I were you
18:00I would move to Paris
18:01or Paris
18:02I've never been
18:03look at you
18:05you made it all the way to Canada
18:07didn't you?
18:07mm-hmm
18:08so, tell me
18:10who were you
18:13before?
18:15before what?
18:17before you were married
18:18what, when I was 17?
18:19that is young
18:20never really thought about who I was
18:22just trying to make ends meet
18:23well, we need to get in touch
18:25with that 17 year old
18:27little baby Cheryl
18:28and ask her
18:28what the fuck she wants
18:30out of life
18:30well, she'll be having more
18:32of these mouthy all this Babs
18:33not for sure
18:34it's your skirt
18:36you want to go dirty again?
18:37oh, so dirty
18:38you ever done anything
18:52really bad?
18:54me?
18:55no, I never put a foot wrong
18:56lucky lukey
18:57what was that?
19:00what did you just say?
19:03you have something
19:03you want to confess
19:04or something?
19:05bless me father
19:05for I have sinned
19:06oh, fuck
19:07what?
19:09don't
19:09it's just
19:09Irish woman
19:10full of Catholic guilt
19:11that's pretty hot
19:12I feel like I need to confess
19:14that, uh
19:15well, I'm having
19:17impure thoughts now
19:18it's not a little
19:18no, listen
19:21Luke
19:22I've been celibate
19:24for over a year
19:25right choice
19:27I think I might be dead inside
19:31I think your pheromones
19:32betray you
19:33fuck these Judas pheromones
19:35I just
19:35I think you like me
19:36you know us
19:37okay
19:39I won't kiss you then
19:41no, you better not
19:43I won't
19:44you're not gonna get
19:45lukey
19:46no lukey for lukey
19:48no
19:49I'm sorry
19:50I'm fucking starving
19:57I know what we need
19:59come here
20:02we need pancakes
20:04fuck yeah
20:06pancakes
20:07let's go
20:10driver
20:15take this woman
20:16to Barney's
20:17on King Street
20:18you want her to hear
20:20some music
20:21and here you go
20:23it's your time
20:24woohoo
20:25woohoo
20:26woohoo
20:26meet me in Barney's
20:32on King Street
20:33I'll be there
20:33oh
20:35mother of god
20:38woohoo
20:40woohoo
20:41woohoo
20:42fuck it's freezing
20:50out there
20:51okay
20:51we're gonna divide and conquer
20:53you need to find us
20:55some music
20:56okay so
20:58flour
20:59sugar
21:00oh
21:01who pissed on your cornflakes
21:03what do you mean?
21:05oh
21:05there's some pretty sad shit on here
21:07there's not
21:07sad shit on there
21:09this is
21:09so you're
21:14um
21:15dead inside
21:17huh?
21:19dead dead
21:19oh
21:25Jesus
21:26what the fuck
21:27would you leave it out
21:29no
21:32soup
21:33fools
21:33please
21:40Yarlim
21:42cut
21:43bell
21:46Americans
21:46whoops
21:47are
21:54I'm
21:55I'm
21:56you
21:56I'm
21:57you
21:57I'm
21:57I'm
21:59I'm
22:00I'm
22:00you
22:01I'm
22:01I'm
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