A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:32We love you so much.
00:01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:58You idiot.
00:01:59You need to die a virgin.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god!
00:02:58What did she just say?
00:03:00She's a virgin.
00:03:01L-M-A-O.
00:03:02How sweet.
00:03:07The bleeding little virgin.
00:03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:2350.
00:03:24Hey.
00:03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:27It's funny.
00:03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
00:03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:39Wait.
00:03:40I totally can.
00:03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:46Cool.
00:03:51Don't have a mustache.
00:03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
00:03:57Go.
00:03:58And this.
00:03:59It's interesting.
00:04:00Women have a choice for her.
00:04:01They can be appealing.
00:04:02Or they can be you.
00:04:03I like this cardigan.
00:04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
00:04:05Leo's hot.
00:04:06You're not.
00:04:07Leo's rich.
00:04:08Poor.
00:04:09Leo's rich.
00:04:10You're not.
00:04:11Leo's rich.
00:04:12You're poor.
00:04:13You're in your out.
00:04:14Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:15I like this cardigan.
00:04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:25Leo's hot.
00:04:27You're not.
00:04:28Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:30We're in, you're out.
00:04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:37Mindy.
00:04:39Know your place, nerd.
00:04:41In the library, holding your nose with the oven.
00:04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:05:11What the hell?
00:05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:05:17Up.
00:05:20Did your towel just fall?
00:05:23What?
00:05:24You wanna sneak a peek?
00:05:25Oh, come on.
00:05:26It's not that bad.
00:05:27Did your towel just fall?
00:05:44Why?
00:05:45You want to sleep at Pete?
00:05:50Oh, come on.
00:05:51It's not that bad.
00:05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was there.
00:05:56So now the whole school is going to know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:59Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:06:03Come on.
00:06:04I know you're in there, virgin.
00:06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:06:22Oh, Troy.
00:06:23No virgins here.
00:06:26But you already knew that, right?
00:06:30Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:06:43Oh, not so fast.
00:06:46You are the ignorer.
00:06:47I saved you.
00:06:49Now you won't.
00:06:51Big time.
00:06:56No way.
00:06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
00:07:00Such a nice.
00:07:01Help passing math.
00:07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:07:10but it's got to be kept real secret.
00:07:11If you got a virus from the porn site, that's your own problem.
00:07:15No, no.
00:07:16Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:07:19it look like I'm throwing games.
00:07:22Match fixing?
00:07:24That also sounds super dodgy.
00:07:26I'm not touching it.
00:07:28Wait.
00:07:28What if we did a deal?
00:07:31You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:07:37And boom.
00:07:38Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:42It's a sexual reference for you.
00:07:45Once that's sex with Leo.
00:07:49It's not just sex.
00:07:51I love Leo.
00:07:54I've been waiting for him.
00:07:56So do we have a deal?
00:07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
00:08:01The fifth base?
00:08:02I thought it was fourth.
00:08:05You got some work to do.
00:08:08You think I'm a joke?
00:08:10It's called teasing door.
00:08:13Do you want Leo or...
00:08:14Okay, so...
00:08:17You teach me how to flirt, and, you know, do things?
00:08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
00:08:31I just want to know what Leo will expect.
00:08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:46Alright. Maybe we should tackle it in order. List it for me.
00:08:56Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:58Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this. Alright, flirting skills first and then boom, hit the base.
00:09:06Sounds good. Just don't forget about fashion.
00:09:09And we need a deadline. How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team? You can make a big move there.
00:09:15It's only two weeks away.
00:09:17Calm down. You're not that hopeless. We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:09:23Okay. Sounds good.
00:09:26My whole life is gonna change. Go team.
00:09:31Oh, turkey. Gotcha.
00:09:41Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:09:44Oh, shit.
00:09:46I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:09:50You did?
00:09:52Yeah. I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
00:10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:10:02Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
00:10:06Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight? You should totally come.
00:10:12All of us lost our B cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:10:16Totally.
00:10:18What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here? It's so friggin' neat.
00:10:28I like things organized.
00:10:30What are you doing?
00:10:32Checking to see if your underwear is color coded.
00:10:34You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
00:10:36My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:38Yeah. I mean, it kind of is. If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:42Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:44Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:46Yeah. I mean, it kind of is. If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:50Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:00Yeah. I mean, it kind of is. If you want my help landing Leo.
00:11:06Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:11:20What are you doing?
00:11:32You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:11:38I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:11:42They're just eyes. I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:11:54Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
00:11:58This is why I need help.
00:12:00Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:12:04Just be open to signals. Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:12:10Can I bore you?
00:12:12Can I bore you?
00:12:14Why would you care?
00:12:24Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:12:32You're flirting again?
00:12:34Yeah. You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:12:38Something flirty back.
00:12:40Something flirty back.
00:12:46I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:12:50What do you think?
00:12:52Why not?
00:12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
00:12:56Don't expect miracles.
00:12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:13:00Listen.
00:13:14Alright.
00:13:16I'll grab us a drink.
00:13:18Just try to be cool.
00:13:20Dude.
00:13:22Why am I not cool?
00:13:28Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:13:30You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:13:34Yeah. Good luck.
00:13:36Hey.
00:13:38Hey.
00:13:40Hey.
00:13:42I felt you staring at me from over there.
00:13:44Was I?
00:13:46I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:13:48You don't gotta say it.
00:13:50Minnie's a bitch.
00:13:52And you're awesome.
00:13:54Hey.
00:13:56Hey.
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:58Hey.
00:13:59Sorry to meet us on the other side.
00:14:02Just watching your friend.
00:14:04He's staring at me from over there.
00:14:05Was I?
00:14:06I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:14:08You don't gotta say it.
00:14:10Minnie's a bitch.
00:14:12And you're awesome.
00:14:13I am.
00:14:14I am.
00:14:16I am.
00:14:18Hey.
00:14:19I am.
00:14:21I am.
00:14:22Hey.
00:14:23Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:14:26School?
00:14:27Cool.
00:14:28Yep.
00:14:29I'm sorry if I was being married yesterday.
00:14:34You don't gotta stay in school.
00:14:37Oh, okay.
00:14:43Yes, she does.
00:14:44Doesn't she, girls?
00:14:47Whatever it is.
00:14:50And I think it is her vagina.
00:14:53It's like a vagina when we dry her.
00:14:56We call it Adora.
00:15:03What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:15:09We're doing nothing.
00:15:11She means you.
00:15:12Because you're nothing.
00:15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:15:20She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
00:15:23How cute.
00:15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:15:27That's the highest one.
00:15:30Don't you dare laugh.
00:15:35Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
00:15:38What are you seeing her?
00:15:39Dora the Borer?
00:15:40Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:15:42She's great.
00:15:43It's as simple as that, Mindy.
00:15:45Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:15:58Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:16:00I think it's kind of sweet.
00:16:01This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:04This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:16:07Get ready for the plan I have.
00:16:08Specifically for you.
00:16:09Be five minutes.
00:16:10Be five minutes.
00:16:11Be five minutes.
00:16:41Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
00:16:57Wait here.
00:16:58I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
00:17:09Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:17:12I think we'd make a great team.
00:17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before
00:17:17my 18th birthday next month.
00:17:22Ouch, that's a real chick in the lady months.
00:17:27Could you be Penny or Dustin?
00:17:30I don't know.
00:17:32Can you, Nora?
00:17:34Ready?
00:17:35Okay.
00:17:36Take my virginity.
00:17:37Take my virginity.
00:17:38Take my virginity.
00:17:39Take my virginity.
00:17:40Take Bibby!
00:17:41Take My Virginity!
00:17:45Please stop.
00:17:53Oh, no.
00:17:57Oh, no.
00:18:00Please, stop.
00:18:07Please, let me go.
00:18:23Oh, no.
00:18:34Here, are you?
00:18:41Hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
00:18:46Please.
00:18:47Please, let me go.
00:18:48Aw, honey, you want to go?
00:18:51Please.
00:18:53You can go. We just want to hear you say it one more time.
00:18:59Say, take my virginity.
00:19:03Say it.
00:19:05Say it! Say it! Say it! Say it!
00:19:13That's enough!
00:19:18That's enough!
00:19:23And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:19:31I don't care what anyone says.
00:19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:19:39You're wrong.
00:19:41I'll finish it.
00:19:53I'll get you a tissue.
00:20:05Sorry.
00:20:15I'm usually a crier.
00:20:17You can't let me get to you.
00:20:19You need to fight back. Like with a shark. You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:25Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:31You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:35Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:41I mean she's eight. I really hope so.
00:20:45It reminds you of an eight year old?
00:20:49No.
00:20:51No.
00:20:53Stop crying.
00:20:55It's all gonna be okay.
00:20:59Yeah.
00:21:01It's easy for you to say.
00:21:03You have to go to the hockey team.
00:21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
00:21:07Everyone loves you.
00:21:11And I'm just...
00:21:13Dora.
00:21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:21:23And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:21:29I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:21:39No.
00:21:41I'm closing my eyes.
00:21:45Because I meant it.
00:21:47I'm lying to you.
00:21:49Because I meant it.
00:21:53I'm lying to you.
00:21:57And the worst part is...
00:22:01I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:22:07You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
00:22:09No matter what you do.
00:22:11I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:22:13I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:25We'll make it happen.
00:22:27If that's what you really want.
00:22:33Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:35Now?
00:22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:47Great team.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:51Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:22:53Okay?
00:22:55Show me some pointers.
00:22:57Okay.
00:22:59So...
00:23:01Flirting.
00:23:03You want to make...
00:23:05Lots of eye contact.
00:23:07And if you can...
00:23:09Touch them.
00:23:11Your arm.
00:23:13I thought it was right...
00:23:15Everything that I had inside my mind...
00:23:19Had inside my mind...
00:23:21Yet it felt so good...
00:23:23Walking next to you...
00:23:25You said you liked me too...
00:23:27He said you liked me too...
00:23:29Sometimes I...
00:23:31Would you like me?
00:23:33It seems like that would be like me?
00:23:35Let's see how that would be like you.
00:23:39This is fake, but it feels real.
00:23:43And you should laugh at Leo's jokes
00:23:47if he makes any. Which you probably won't.
00:23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment
00:23:55if you think of him.
00:24:05You're a really good teacher.
00:24:09Am I?
00:24:11You smell so good.
00:24:15What is that?
00:24:17It just makes me want to get close.
00:24:29Oh God.
00:24:31This shit actually works!
00:24:33Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:24:43You're better at this than you thought.
00:24:45I know.
00:24:47Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:24:49Just curious.
00:24:51Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:24:53Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:24:59And you went with, I smell nice.
00:25:01What's wrong with that?
00:25:03How do you want to smell?
00:25:05A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:25:07Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:25:09We don't smell nice.
00:25:11Hey.
00:25:13Relax.
00:25:15You are still a beast on the ice.
00:25:27I will let your secret get out.
00:25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:25:31I like it.
00:25:33Thanks.
00:25:35Thanks.
00:25:37Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42Like I asked?
00:25:43It's around here somewhere.
00:25:45It's around here.
00:25:55Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:25:57If she works out, I sent it.
00:25:59They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:26:01She's gotta fuck everything up.
00:26:04Dora's helping Troy track the money?
00:26:06If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:26What's up with you and Dora?
00:26:30What's it to you?
00:26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:26:35Yeah?
00:26:37Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:26:40Dora.
00:26:42Hardly.
00:26:43She's like our team mascot.
00:26:46Perfect.
00:26:47Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:26:50I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:27:00I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:27:06Going somewhere geek girl.
00:27:07I've got a date with Troy.
00:27:21I've got a date with Troy.
00:27:30Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:27:36Where are you going? The library?
00:27:37I obviously did something to offend you.
00:27:43Everything about you offends me geek.
00:27:47The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:27:52I mean, do you have any self respect?
00:28:00Can I go?
00:28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:28:05I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:28:08And these have a definite gotta go.
00:28:17And this horn again?
00:28:19So gross.
00:28:21Stop!
00:28:23And you've got to bait the hook with something.
00:28:25I'm sorry.
00:28:37You've got to fight back.
00:28:39Like with a shark. You've got to punch her in the nose.
00:28:55Sorry, I'm late.
00:28:56Yeah, you should be. It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:29:10I know.
00:29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:29:19It's the butt.
00:29:23It's the butt.
00:29:26Butt like a red one tear.
00:29:30Two tears.
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:36Oh.
00:29:38Yeah.
00:29:39I'll just stick to fourth base then.
00:29:41There's a crazy little bitch that...
00:29:50That's her.
00:29:51Oh, Chris.
00:29:53Are you Dora Miller?
00:29:55Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:30:02Whoa, whoa. Hang on a second.
00:30:04Can we just talk about this?
00:30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:30:08No.
00:30:10No, she's the one who assaulted me.
00:30:11Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:30:19Yeah. I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:30:21Let's go, thanks.
00:30:23Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:28Yeah?
00:30:30No.
00:30:31This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:30:33Oh, really?
00:30:34Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:30:43That's what I thought.
00:30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:51Nice to meet you.
00:30:53Hey, nice to meet you too.
00:30:54See you at the next game?
00:30:55You will, go team.
00:30:56Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:31:07Got it?
00:31:09I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:26That was bullshit?
00:31:28It worked, didn't it?
00:31:30Unbelievable.
00:31:31You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:31:38I don't know what happened, okay?
00:31:39Just one moment, she was monstering me, and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:32:01I'm calling the cops.
00:32:12Well, you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:22I'll change my sheets, and you can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:27I'll take the floor.
00:32:31I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:39He feels so good.
00:32:40Oh no!
00:32:42Am I hot for Troy?
00:32:51Do you have something I could change into?
00:32:53Yeah, of course.
00:32:59Thanks.
00:33:01I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
00:33:17Relax, don't worry.
00:33:19You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking game.
00:33:22Yeah, but that's, that's different.
00:33:25You can look now.
00:33:28You're still shirtless.
00:33:30That's how I sleep.
00:33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:33:35Dream on.
00:33:36You are cold two.
00:33:42It's a painless road.
00:33:45Come here.
00:33:46Mate.
00:33:47Here we go.
00:33:49I met you.
00:33:52I met you.
00:33:53I met you.
00:33:56I met you.
00:33:59Here we go.
00:34:00I met you.
00:34:01I can't share the bed if you want.
00:34:25I trust you.
00:34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:29I'm not sure.
00:34:30Like I do.
00:34:31You're a gentleman.
00:34:33You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:38Are you sure?
00:34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:46We might need a thicker jaw.
00:34:47We might need you, baby.
00:34:49We might need you, baby.
00:34:54Because it's been darkness all along.
00:35:00We might need you, baby.
00:35:01What happened to the pillow?
00:35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:24It wasn't me.
00:35:26Why would I do that?
00:35:28I don't know.
00:35:28Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:35:45And this?
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:58So, you know, Leah's the one I want.
00:36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:36:08Thanks.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Sorry for freaking out.
00:36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:23Yeah.
00:36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:31I have an American history exam I got to get to, so I'm going to.
00:36:42Hey, what's up?
00:36:44What's up, dude?
00:36:47So, your door punched Mindy.
00:36:50It's unhinged, man.
00:36:52Trust me, dude.
00:36:54Mindy deserved it.
00:36:55You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
00:37:02Why are you so down on Dora?
00:37:04Isn't she your friend?
00:37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
00:37:12I'm focused.
00:37:13Okay, don't worry about me.
00:37:14It doesn't look it.
00:37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:37:26Leo!
00:37:27Hey!
00:37:30I'm going to wash this, get it back to you.
00:37:36Mindy trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:37:38Wow, are you that desperate to get laid?
00:37:57Stop it, stop!
00:37:58Okay, Troy is just a friend.
00:38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:38:06I was just looking out for you.
00:38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:38:10You're a virgin.
00:38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:38:15Thanks, man.
00:38:20There's nothing happening between us.
00:38:23Don't say that more, do you?
00:38:25Thanks, buddy.
00:38:27Great chat.
00:38:29Go, team.
00:38:36The boss wants an update.
00:38:49Hey, Big Mike.
00:38:51How's it hanging?
00:38:54Right.
00:38:55Nothing.
00:38:56So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:39:07Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
00:39:10Hey, just about to call you.
00:39:21So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:24You got a name yet?
00:39:26Not yet.
00:39:27But, I will.
00:39:29How'd your exam go?
00:39:31Aced it, as usual.
00:39:34Nerd.
00:39:34That's good.
00:39:37Now you can focus on this.
00:39:43Renato and Lydia.
00:39:45My cousins.
00:39:46They're going to do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:39:53Hi.
00:39:54You ready for this?
00:39:56I think so.
00:39:58She's ready.
00:40:00Then buckle up, girl.
00:40:02We're about to rock your world.
00:40:04I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:40:14Be ready.
00:40:16You got me a car?
00:40:18Got to make an entrance.
00:40:22Have fun.
00:40:23Hi.
00:40:26Oh, we have to get along with the house.
00:40:30This is my favorite part.
00:40:31Oh, no.
00:40:32Burn.
00:40:35Trash.
00:40:36Honey, is this from middle school?
00:40:38I think that's it.
00:40:39We're not going to do that again.
00:40:41The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:40:43Going.
00:40:50Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:40:52I did it again.
00:40:54We did it.
00:40:55Oh, we.
00:40:56What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:10What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:13Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:41:15I did it again.
00:41:21Damn.
00:41:22Where is that hot hotty?
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:41:30Is that virgin Dora?
00:41:32Ah, this is me.
00:41:50I caught this for you.
00:41:52Thanks.
00:41:56Don't think I look too try hard?
00:41:59You look beautiful.
00:42:02I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:04Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:07Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:18Could this get any sadder?
00:42:20I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:24She looks amazing.
00:42:26What?
00:42:29That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:42:34May I have this dance?
00:42:36Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:42:39I can handle it.
00:42:41Follow my lead.
00:42:42You got it.
00:42:47He's so strong.
00:42:49He feels so safe in his arms.
00:42:51And he really does smell good.
00:42:57What am I doing?
00:42:58I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:43:00I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:01You can't seriously want that.
00:43:02You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:08Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:09Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:11Can I cut her?
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:13You can't.
00:43:14You can't seriously want that.
00:43:15You can't seriously want that.
00:43:17You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:20Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:23Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:25Can I cut her?
00:43:26Can I cut her?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:37Don't be a dick.
00:43:41I can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:43:45It's just me.
00:43:47I need all the makeup and hairspray, still the same old Dora.
00:43:51Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time. I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:56I didn't realize you liked it enough with me.
00:43:59Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:04Really?
00:44:09Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:12Yeah. Just go grab a burger or something?
00:44:16No. Like a proper dinner. Like a date.
00:44:20Like a date.
00:44:25He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:44:28This is fucking killing me.
00:44:30I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:44:33Leo is solid.
00:44:34Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:44:40How do you know?
00:44:42I can read lips.
00:44:46I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:44:48Or something sexy, cause we're going fancy.
00:44:51Cool.
00:44:52Yeah, I'll try.
00:44:54I know she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:44:58What is this, Opposites Day?
00:45:00What is going on?
00:45:01You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:03Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:05Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:09These could work.
00:45:14All you need is 10 seconds.
00:45:21Perfect.
00:45:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:34I'm going to use the restroom?
00:45:36Cool.
00:45:3910 seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boor is getting though she's messed with the wrong.
00:45:54Dora, hi!
00:45:55Have you tried this drink?
00:45:56It's so good.
00:45:59That's okay, Mindy.
00:46:01Good.
00:46:03Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:05Jack, you want to be my friend?
00:46:09Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:19How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:22Actually, the drink is for me.
00:46:23I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:46:32Cheers.
00:46:33Cheers.
00:46:34Everyone.
00:46:35Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:46:37Wait a minute.
00:46:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:46:41I'm sorry.
00:46:43Beautiful.
00:46:45I'm sorry.
00:46:47I'm sorry.
00:46:49I'm sorry.
00:46:50I'm sorry.
00:46:52I'm sorry.
00:46:54I'm sorry.
00:46:55I'm sorry.
00:46:56Everyone, could I have your attention over here, please?
00:47:03Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:47:09Dora the Bore is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:47:13Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:47:17Well, six.
00:47:18Five, four, six.
00:47:20Come on, a little closer, trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:47:24Three, two, one...
00:47:33Oh no.
00:47:35No, no, no, no, this is not happening.
00:47:45Dora, don't touch me!
00:47:48What's going on?
00:47:52This is just a dream.
00:47:55Wake up.
00:47:58Oh my god!
00:48:01Yo, baby just shit her pants!
00:48:04How did my body have fallen?
00:48:10How did my body have fallen?
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:14Shut up!
00:48:15Shut up!
00:48:17Put that down!
00:48:19Stop filming me!
00:48:25Thank you for saving me.
00:48:31How did you know she was gonna do that?
00:48:32I was watching her.
00:48:34I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:48:41How did things go with Leo?
00:48:43Great!
00:48:44We're going on a date.
00:48:46That's all thanks to you!
00:48:47Thanks, guys.
00:48:48I appreciate you.
00:48:49I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:48:53That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:48:54Yeah, bullshit.
00:48:55And don't send her any dick pics.
00:48:56Too late.
00:48:57But hey, she sent them first.
00:48:59Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:03Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:49:06She's a good person.
00:49:08Yeah, she's special.
00:49:09Yeah.
00:49:11So don't jerk her around.
00:49:15Don't jerk her around, man.
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:19That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:49:21Yeah.
00:49:23And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:24Too late.
00:49:26But hey, she sent them first.
00:49:27Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:30Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:49:31her around look dude don't tell me how to live my life alright heads in the game this is it
00:49:39talent scouts contracts big money big future
00:49:48i gotta go
00:49:49mr constantine you said you'd fix this by today
00:50:03hey i i am i'm fixing it you can't even be seen here
00:50:10hey what the relax
00:50:14you'll still be able to
00:50:19oh
00:50:29next time you won't be able to play and after that game
00:50:45hey right on time so should i go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom
00:50:55i know who is leo's favorite member of blackpink what just joking no but i think we do need to skip
00:51:05to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual
00:51:14your big date with him
00:51:15date with him i don't know all that much to be honest
00:51:20come on you're the expert you tell me just wing it dora okay everybody just wings it
00:51:25what's wrong with you i've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you all right so come on pay up
00:51:33wait really what am i gonna know who's dumping all the money on me soon if you keep your promises
00:51:39all right okay fine what do you need to know apart from the whole k-hole eyes thing or whatever
00:51:45well which underwear black or what the black ones are a little bit see-through see yeah i can see you
00:51:55yeah you don't need to hand them to me and you're handing them to me oh
00:51:59oh i'm getting harder dude not in front of her
00:52:01dude not in front of her fuck
00:52:03um yeah these feel too soft you might not want to take them off
00:52:09so the other ones
00:52:11yeah
00:52:13okay
00:52:15up until this point my life has been sex negative
00:52:19kiss negative two actually i've never kissed anyone
00:52:23so
00:52:25could you show me
00:52:31all right
00:52:37you asked for it
00:52:41if i wanted to kiss you
00:52:45the first thing i'd do is get you close
00:52:47maybe
00:52:49offer you my jacket
00:52:53and i'd use that as an excuse to keep you close
00:52:57and then look into your eyes
00:52:59and i look into your eyes
00:53:01and i tilt your chin up
00:53:13that way you'd be ready for my kiss
00:53:15baby don't you baby don't you wait on
00:53:19that's what the tongue does
00:53:35gross
00:53:37i don't know
00:53:39do it again
00:53:41okay
00:54:05why do you stop?
00:54:07Was that being weird?
00:54:10No.
00:54:19Did I do something wrong?
00:54:22Please, tell me.
00:54:25Because you love Leo, not me.
00:54:32You were cool.
00:54:34Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:54:37That's like the launch pad right there.
00:54:42I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird.
00:54:47Sorry.
00:54:49I know that it sounds needy, I just...
00:54:52I feel exposed.
00:54:55Me too.
00:54:57Sorry?
00:54:59You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:55:02And everyone else is a player. They're the ones who are shit, not you.
00:55:06I'm sorry, door.
00:55:08I got stuff to do.
00:55:13Tell me, why him? Why Leo?
00:55:16Really?
00:55:18I thought you were friends.
00:55:20Yeah, we're good on the ice together.
00:55:22But he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:55:24I mean, growing up we always just said we get married.
00:55:30His mom left him and his brothers and...
00:55:34I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:55:38So I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:55:44So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:55:48And you're just gonna hand him your V-card.
00:55:53You know is how I imagine my future.
00:55:58Why?
00:56:00Who did you listen to? Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:56:02Yeah. Hot bitchy chicks.
00:56:05Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:56:07Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:56:11What?
00:56:13Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:56:15Don't touch me.
00:56:31Hey, Troy.
00:56:33Is this okay?
00:56:37Why am I blowing up his phone?
00:56:40He doesn't care what I look like.
00:56:43This is all for Leo.
00:56:46Seriously, who cares?
00:56:50She'll work it out.
00:56:52He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:56:53Lesson learned.
00:56:58Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:57:01That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:57:02Love just makes me jealous.
00:57:03Love just makes me jealous.
00:57:14How's your hand?
00:57:15I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:57:18It's alright though, I'm good.
00:57:19Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:57:22Have you seen me play?
00:57:24I have.
00:57:25You know, that's what I like about you.
00:57:28What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:57:30How was I?
00:57:31I mean, it was great.
00:57:32You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:57:37Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:57:39You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:57:41Everybody's going to be like, Leo, Leo.
00:57:44There.
00:57:45Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:57:47Why did I upset Troy?
00:57:49He's been so nice.
00:57:51He's just asking me a question.
00:57:53He's the one guy who gets my jokes.
00:57:58I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:58:00The Leo Constantine.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:03Leo's still talking about himself.
00:58:06Everything's great.
00:58:08And that's why we should fuck.
00:58:11What?
00:58:14Leo, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:58:22You were right.
00:58:23I know.
00:58:24So, your room or mine?
00:58:26No.
00:58:27We're better off as friends.
00:58:33No, we should fuck.
00:58:37Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:58:42Let me guess.
00:58:43Troy?
00:58:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't really say.
00:58:48It's cool.
00:58:49I know it's Troy.
00:58:52Dora.
00:58:54I'm really attracted to you.
00:58:57And I don't know if you remember, but as kids we used to joke around about getting married.
00:59:02It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:59:06Why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck making me in the face?
00:59:11Did I?
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up, you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:22This isn't gonna work.
00:59:23Tora.
00:59:24I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:59:25I'm really flattered.
00:59:26I'm really flattered.
00:59:27I am.
00:59:28You are the hottest, but...
00:59:30Maybe you'll find someone else.
00:59:31Maybe you'll find someone else.
00:59:32I'm gonna go find someone else.
00:59:33I'm gonna go find someone else.
00:59:34You just got a chance to stop, you're one of us, you're one of us, like one of the boys, you know?
00:59:36I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:42Uh, this isn't gonna work.
00:59:45Tora.
00:59:47I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:59:52I'm really flattered.
00:59:53I am.
00:59:54You are the hottest, but...
00:59:57Maybe you'll find someone else.
00:59:59This is gonna leave a scar.
01:00:04We need to leave a brace.
01:00:06Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:00:29Who?
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Borer?
01:00:33Dora the Borer?
01:00:35She's on a date with Leo.
01:00:40No way.
01:00:45Actually, I don't care.
01:00:47We're not exclusive.
01:00:50What about you?
01:00:52Are you upset that she's with him?
01:00:54Are you jealous?
01:00:56She's free to make her own choices.
01:00:59Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
01:01:02I am.
01:01:03Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:14Wow.
01:01:15Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:19Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:01:23You know, I could go for a ride now if you want.
01:01:31You know, for old time's sake.
01:01:36No thanks.
01:01:38But I...
01:01:40Maybe he'll be more into you.
01:01:43You know, moving round...
01:01:58Or let a ride.
01:02:01Oh, yeah, that's definitely
01:02:31You're going in the penalty box
01:02:49Not to make dickhead
01:02:52Okay?
01:03:00You okay?
01:03:08Shit, what?
01:03:10Go, go, go, go, go!
01:03:12Keep going, I'm coming!
01:03:14Oh my god
01:03:26You okay?
01:03:28Yeah, that guy was trying to kill me!
01:03:30Why?
01:03:36You okay?
01:03:38You hurt?
01:03:40Oh, you hurt
01:03:42Did he stab you?
01:03:44Take off your shirt
01:03:46He must have gotten cut from the guy's ring
01:03:56Cut, first aid
01:03:58It's under the table
01:04:00Okay, it's...
01:04:02Yes!
01:04:04Sorry!
01:04:06Okay
01:04:08I'm so lucky you were there
01:04:10I'm so lucky you were there
01:04:18Why were you there?
01:04:22I was just going to hit the bars
01:04:26Why were you in the alley?
01:04:28Where's Leo?
01:04:30I called off my date
01:04:34But I thought he was number one
01:04:36Actually, I'm starting to think
01:04:38he's more like number twos
01:04:40Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that
01:04:42Something like that
01:04:48You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted
01:04:50I will
01:04:52Yeah
01:05:06Victoria, I realized something important last night
01:05:08What?
01:05:12Leo is not the one for me
01:05:16Leo is not the one for me
01:05:18Yeah, finally
01:05:20Who is the right person?
01:05:32Stupid
01:05:34I should have known you don't feel the same way
01:05:36How do you know I don't?
01:05:38Because you didn't say anything
01:05:40Because you said all those times that Leo is your future
01:05:44You love him
01:05:46If I love him
01:05:48Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:05:50Hot twist
01:06:00Are you sure?
01:06:02Yes
01:06:04I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together
01:06:16Then I saw you holding hands
01:06:20You went to the restaurant?
01:06:22You went to the restaurant?
01:06:24Yeah
01:06:26For the ribs
01:06:28No
01:06:30No
01:06:32No
01:06:34No
01:06:36No
01:06:38No
01:06:40No
01:06:42No
01:06:44No
01:06:46No
01:06:48No
01:06:54No
01:06:55No
01:06:56No
01:06:57No
01:06:58No
01:06:59No
01:07:00No
01:07:01No
01:07:02No
01:07:03No
01:07:04You're not
01:07:05No
01:07:06No
01:07:07No
01:07:08No
01:07:39Was it alright?
01:07:52It was amazing.
01:07:55How was it for you?
01:07:58My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:08:01It was really...
01:08:03Really?
01:08:05The best.
01:08:09Through the summer, I get lost in the colors of golden hours in your eyes.
01:08:19There's a world to discover.
01:08:22All the needs to go under the moon.
01:08:24Good morning.
01:08:26Morning.
01:08:28Sleep good?
01:08:30Best I've ever slept.
01:08:31All right, so what do we do now?
01:08:35Do we, uh, pretend like this never happened?
01:08:39Do we do it again?
01:08:42What do the experts say?
01:08:45The experts eat breakfast.
01:08:50I'll go get changed.
01:08:52Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:08:54See you in a little bit.
01:09:06See you in a little bit.
01:09:14See you in a little bit.
01:09:16We're sure we can do it again.
01:09:36I'm on the way for practice.
01:09:37I can't believe last night really happened.
01:09:48And with the right person.
01:09:55Dora.
01:09:5750.
01:09:58Look.
01:10:00I know we're never gonna be friends.
01:10:01But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:10:06What are you talking about?
01:10:07I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:10:11You may even have a little crush on him.
01:10:14Which is fine.
01:10:16But.
01:10:18But.
01:10:22Haley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:10:26And I know you're not gonna believe me,
01:10:28so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:10:31In bed,
01:10:35these needy virgins will do anything.
01:10:38She's a bit fat,
01:10:39but, you know,
01:10:39fat brings the flavor, right?
01:10:41And Dora's like so grateful.
01:10:44Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:10:45That seems like he's like something to do then.
01:10:47Yeah,
01:10:48you're uh oh no.
01:10:48I love it.
01:10:49But I do love it.
01:10:50I do love it.
01:10:51You know what bit the smoke comes out.
01:10:51If you're looking at me,
01:10:52I get to him,
01:10:52you know,
01:10:52in a combine home,
01:10:53it's got même.
01:10:54I've never seen her.
01:10:55And I don't know
01:10:56theuestole,
01:10:56they've ever seen it.
01:10:57I think he's something
01:10:58in the open.
01:10:59Like,
01:10:59we have back with they're not談.
01:11:00You know,
01:11:01I think that's hard now I think
01:11:02because of sì
01:11:03if I have ever heard.
01:11:04You know.
01:11:05You know,
01:11:05they're not meBLEField.
01:11:07You know.
01:11:10And I'm not too old.
01:11:11It's been too old.
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