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00:13Why can't I wrap my mind around the fact that I am helping Alice Laird pack for college?
00:20Maybe because you're not, you're just pretending to be philosophical to avoid actually helping.
00:24God, time flies.
00:25It seems like yesterday you were Sutton's age, and now you're...
00:3018.
00:3118! You're a woman now!
00:34Ew.
00:34But, wait, only two bags for an entire school year?
00:38Charlie and I are going away for a few months, and I have an entire suitcase just for my labuboos,
00:42and Sutton's labuboos.
00:43Dad's driving the rest of my stuff out next month when I move into my dorm.
00:46This is just soccer preseason stuff.
00:49Oh my god, I'm leaving in three days. I need more time.
00:52Hey, kid. You're ready.
00:54I know I'm ready. You're not. You're gonna be alone. Liz and Derek are going to Spain, this one's going
00:59to Tennessee, and you kind of blew it with Sophie.
01:03I did not blow it with her. I panicked, and then I let my issues with your grandpa drive her
01:08away forever. Like a baller.
01:10Like a baller who gets into a big fight with his boss right before he moves away, and now the
01:16two of you are icing each other out like a couple of middle school bitches.
01:19Which, by the way, I'm here for.
01:21Listen, you guys, you don't have to worry. I'm gonna be fine along. I'm actually looking forward to it.
01:26I can drink things from the fridge straight from the bottle. Juice, milk, soy sauce. And I can walk around
01:31the house in my underwear.
01:33Cool. I'm definitely not worried about you anymore.
01:37Soy sauce?
01:38Yeah. Sometimes I like to eat a bunch of sushi and then just do a shot of it.
01:41That's disturbing.
01:43You know, we both really appreciate you guys letting us stay.
01:46Oh.
01:47Just till our stuff gets here.
01:49Are you really gonna live in Connecticut forever?
01:51Till the day I die.
01:53Might even do it on this couch.
01:56Dad.
01:56Oh, no.
01:57Maybe you'll croak on the toilet like Elvis.
02:02Let's pack up for baseball practice, bud.
02:03Who's Elvis?
02:04It's Godward.
02:05Why is he still around?
02:08We are working on our marriage.
02:10Oh, and forgive me for wishing that Jimmy had knocked the Dave out of you.
02:13Jesus Christ, Paul.
02:15Wait, he told you?
02:16All right, you know what?
02:17I always preferred privacy when talking to my dad about my sexual partners, so I'll just give you two a
02:23minute.
02:25Mm-hmm.
02:25What?
02:26Jimmy blurted it out when he was being mad at me.
02:31Look, it was a weird time.
02:32Dave and I were separated, and Jimmy is such a caring guy.
02:36It wasn't a big deal.
02:38So he was safe dick.
02:40Excuse me?
02:41Safe dick.
02:42It means no strings attached sex.
02:45Like, Julie was a safe dick.
02:47And then she definitely was not safe dick.
02:50Please stop saying safe dick.
02:52What's safe dick?
02:53Um, your mom probably shouldn't have said that in front of you.
02:57I'll explain it to you later.
02:59No, you won't.
03:02Oh, my God, what's happening?
03:05Why is this happening?
03:06What is it?
03:07Oh.
03:07Well, I thought we could start waking up early to help us adjust now to Barcelona time.
03:13Levantate y brilla.
03:16That's Spanish for rise and shine.
03:18What's Spanish for I'll fucking kill you?
03:21Fine.
03:22Suit yourself.
03:27Buenos dÃas.
03:33Hola, amigo.
03:35You're up early, Sean.
03:37Didn't you move into your new place yet?
03:38I did.
03:39So, what are you doing, man?
03:44You know, Alice is leaving.
03:46Not sure now's the best time to ditch Jimmy after all he's done for me.
03:50So, what, you're just going to pretend like you still live here?
03:54At least until there's a good time to tell him.
03:56That's crazy.
03:57He's going to be happy for you.
04:01Hi, Jimmy.
04:02Hola.
04:03Hey, uh, hey, what are you doing up so early?
04:06I don't know, guys.
04:07I heard a bunch of yelling.
04:09Yeah, that was us.
04:10Why are you so happy about it?
04:12Look at this day.
04:13Come on.
04:13Sorry, man.
04:15I was just chatting with Derek on my way out of the pool house where I slept last night.
04:20Great story.
04:21Do you know what time it is?
04:24Everyone goes back to their bed.
04:28Or they voy a matar.
04:30What do you know?
04:32She looked it up.
04:42What's with a side eye?
04:43Normally when a long-term boyfriend pulls out a new move like you did last night, I would think it
04:47was cheating.
04:48But I feel like you just lost your way and then you went with it.
04:51What gave it away?
04:52Was it me not knowing where to put my thumb?
04:55Ah, shit.
04:56I'm late.
04:57I'm going to get ready.
04:58Oh.
04:59Oh, hey, babe.
05:00You know that new expensive bar of soap I got?
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:02Please do not use it on your butt.
05:04I won't.
05:05But just to be safe, don't use it on your face later.
05:07Ah!
05:12Hey, baby, do you have any Tylenol?
05:13I can't hear you now.
05:32Oh, no, he didn't.
05:34No, he didn't.
05:48No, no, he didn't.
05:54Why don't you and I get butt naked and take a shower together?
06:00Why are you breathing so hard?
06:01I always breathe like this.
06:02Why are you standing like that?
06:03I don't know.
06:05You want to take a shower together?
06:05No, I can't, actually.
06:07I have an early patient.
06:09Bye, babe.
06:10Give me a hug.
06:11Yes.
06:12Goodbye.
06:12Hug for you.
06:14My boyfriend.
06:15Love that.
06:16What the?
06:16Bro hug.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Toy, I'm out.
06:19What?
06:19Are we going to fight?
06:20I don't know.
06:21Could be.
06:22Maybe.
06:22I don't even...
06:24Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down
06:29Pull me out of a drink before I start to drown
06:33Let the wreckage all sink to where the fishes are frightening
06:38I want to hear myself think again
06:42I want to hear myself think again
07:15I want to hear myself think again
07:27Yeah?
07:28Hey, um, how are you?
07:32Fine.
07:36How's Connecticut?
07:38Can't complain.
07:39I got my own personal chef.
07:42Whoa.
07:42Don't spend that retirement money all at once, right?
07:45It's my grandson.
07:47What can I do for you, Jimmy?
07:50Listen, I'm sorry that, uh...
07:53Things got kind of ugly back there before you left.
07:57You were totally right about what you said.
08:00Which time?
08:02How my feelings were meant for someone else.
08:05Don't sweat it, kid.
08:07Textbook transference.
08:08Ninety percent of my patients go off on me and then wake up the next morning and realize I'm not
08:13their dad.
08:15I know you're not my dad, Paul.
08:17Do you?
08:19Anyway, uh, it's not how I wanted to leave things, you know?
08:23I was actually really looking forward to our goodbye breakfast.
08:27I had a lot I wanted to say to you before you left.
08:58That's you, Jimmy.
08:59I'm doing it right now, aren't I?
09:02You are.
09:03But it's Alice.
09:05So I'm going to give you a pass this time.
09:08Hey, listen, while I got you, I just want to say, uh...
09:11Dad, you can make your own sandwiches.
09:14Damn it, I gotta go.
09:16Stay in touch.
09:22Okay.
09:22I have finished everything on my grandma-to-be checklist for before our trip.
09:29I set Peyton and Will up with ROB.
09:31I sent them a case of prenatal vitamins,
09:34along with a very interesting article about how vaginas never, ever recover from monoburus.
09:40Babe, did you write that article?
09:42Yes, I did.
09:42Yeah, there you go.
09:43Hi.
09:44Hey!
09:45Hey, are you ready for Brows and Boba?
09:47I found a place that does both.
09:48I can't.
09:49Connor's taking me out to an expensive lunch.
09:51It's our anniversary.
09:52I am?
09:53It is?
09:54Happy 10 months and 13 days, baby.
09:56This is like the third time you're blowing me off for Connor.
09:59I thought we were going to hang out as much as possible before I left for college.
10:03Oh, right, you're going away to college.
10:05I forgot because you haven't mentioned it for like almost five minutes.
10:08Really?
10:09Really?
10:10Really?
10:11No, no, no.
10:11You're not involved in this.
10:12Okay, I'm sensing maybe a little tension.
10:15Shut up.
10:16Shut up, Connor.
10:18You know what?
10:18I'm going to sleep with your brother.
10:19I'm so tired of you.
10:20Ah!
10:23Why?
10:24Why does this always happen?
10:25It's just how it is.
10:27Get used to it, pal.
10:29Hey, please don't teach our son that women are crazy.
10:31Let him find out on his own.
10:33Liz!
10:34Yeah, I'm...
10:35Liz!
10:35Where?
10:36Are you kidding me right now?
10:37What are you doing?
10:37What are you doing?
10:38What are you doing?
10:38Holy shnikes, Liz.
10:40Look at this.
10:41Oh, my God.
10:42He finally asked you.
10:45He didn't do anything.
10:46I found the ring.
10:47I tried it on.
10:48It got stuck.
10:49Oh!
10:50And what do you mean he finally asked me?
10:52Did you know about this?
10:53Of course I do.
10:54The Derricks tell each other everything.
10:56Derrick tells me everything.
10:57And by transitive property, it means...
11:00Oh, am I also a Derrick?
11:02Liz, why didn't you say anything?
11:04Because I didn't want to ruin the surprise.
11:06I wanted to let you ruin it yourself.
11:08I don't think I'm ready for this.
11:10I'm still messed up over the Maya stuff,
11:11and I'm trying to pull off a big career jump.
11:14That's why he hasn't asked you yet.
11:16He was waiting for a good window.
11:19But it's not his window to find.
11:21We agreed to talk about big things first,
11:23and him spending $13,000 is not talking.
11:27He looked it up.
11:27Yeah, of course I did.
11:28So proud of you.
11:29Oh!
11:30Okay.
11:31Oh, no, no.
11:32Oh, no.
11:33We're gonna sit down.
11:35Okay.
11:36Exhale.
11:37Yeah.
11:38There you go.
11:39Now, we're gonna slather up that hand with lube.
11:42Then you're gonna put it back.
11:44And then when he proposes,
11:45we are gonna be married couple friends
11:48who go on vacations together
11:50and get into some crazy White Lotus shit.
11:54Sound good?
11:57Then when I drop her off at the airport,
11:59I'm gonna say,
12:01I just want you to remember what I told you as a little girl
12:03when you were nervous about going to sleepaway camp.
12:06Just tug on that invisible string between our hearts.
12:11I'll feel it.
12:13Wherever I am,
12:14whatever I'm doing,
12:15I'll stop.
12:19Let's hug back.
12:21Damn.
12:22Ooh, you got me.
12:23Yeah, I got myself a little bit, too.
12:25Damn it.
12:26I gotta keep practicing this
12:28so that when the real moment comes,
12:29I don't lose it.
12:30That way, when she starts bawling and I don't,
12:32she'll know that I'm fine
12:33and she doesn't have to worry.
12:34Yeah.
12:35First night as an empty nester's gonna be rough, huh?
12:39Thank God you're still around.
12:40Hey, maybe tomorrow night
12:42I could swing by the pool house
12:43and we'd watch the Dodger game together.
12:46Or we could maybe go to a bar.
12:48You know what?
12:48We can go down to the stadium,
12:50see it live.
12:52It's an away game.
12:53Road trip.
12:53How far?
12:54Atlanta.
12:55Yeah, that's too far.
12:55That's too far.
12:56Hey, there she is.
12:58You're excited for the perfect last night
13:02before you leave?
13:02I was thinking we could do mini-golf at Castle Park
13:05and then dinner at Old Town
13:07and then fudgy Mondays for ice cream.
13:10Whatever.
13:13Off to a great start.
13:15That's not about you.
13:17She got into a fight with Summer
13:18for spending too much time with Connor.
13:21Nobody got punched in the ta-tas this time.
13:24Is it weird?
13:24I'm glad there's still a little bit
13:25of father shit left to do.
13:27Okay.
13:28Tomorrow night, pool house, we're on.
13:31We are so on.
13:35You've got to tell him.
13:37Okay, inner circle.
13:39I need you guys to help me figure out
13:40what I'm going to say
13:40when Derek gets down on one knee
13:41and presents me with this.
13:43Oh, my God.
13:44So pretty.
13:45Maybe you not being able to get it off
13:47is your body giving you a sign.
13:49Well, maybe it's Jesus.
13:51Oh, my God, Mom.
13:51Not everything's Jesus, okay?
13:53I'm just bloated for my period.
13:54Your period is Jesus.
13:56What did she say?
13:57She said Gabby's period is Jesus.
13:59Her period is what?
14:01Be older.
14:02How many people did it take
14:03to help you set this up, Paul?
14:04I did it by myself.
14:06Oh.
14:07With the help of four people.
14:08Come on, guys.
14:09I need you to fucking focus.
14:10Language.
14:11Thank you, baby.
14:12Okay.
14:12Pros and cons of marrying Derek.
14:14Go.
14:15White Lotus Weekends.
14:16No.
14:17Keep in mind he was supposed
14:18to discuss it with me first, okay?
14:19Not ambush me.
14:20I mean, can you blame the guy?
14:22He's had to drag you kicking and screaming
14:23across every single milestone
14:24in your relationship.
14:25Liz and I were just talking about this
14:26the other day at lunch.
14:27Hold up.
14:28You guys are hanging out without me?
14:29Yes.
14:30Did she give you a rock?
14:32No.
14:33I don't think.
14:35So much betrayal.
14:36I will deal with the both of y'all later.
14:37Did you give her a rock?
14:38I am never getting a rock.
14:40I'm not a rock.
14:41Also, the dragging me thing is not true.
14:43Oh, he dragged your rat butt out
14:46on your very first date.
14:48And why was it that she didn't like him again?
14:51Because he's not an addict who needs rescuing.
14:53Right, that's why.
14:54That's right.
14:55He had to drag you to spend Thanksgiving with him.
14:58Maybe the real question is not
15:00why should you marry him,
15:02but why the hell he would marry you.
15:04Is that so, Paul?
15:06Because I'm turning your ass off right now.
15:07Thank God.
15:08Miss you.
15:09Fuck Parkinson's.
15:10Fuck Parkinson's.
15:11Fuck Parkinson's.
15:13Sorry again, Mom.
15:14I'll allow it.
15:15F Parkinson's.
15:16So what are you thinking?
15:17Honestly, I'm still not sure.
15:21All right, well, if we're not inner-circling
15:23about grandbabies, I'm out of here.
15:27I'm way too big for mini-golf.
15:30The whole time we were there,
15:31I wanted to walk around the village
15:32knocking over windmills.
15:35Remember that time Mom got banned
15:36for breaking off the clown's nose?
15:39Yeah, she wasn't even mad.
15:40She was just celebrating a hole-in-one.
15:42And maybe drinking a little.
15:43Fair enough.
15:46What is she doing here?
15:48What the hell?
15:49I thought we were meeting
15:50about you wanting to ask out my mom.
15:52You were way too easy to trick.
15:54How were you not kidnapped as a child?
15:56I was.
15:56I spent some time in Morocco.
15:58That explains a lot.
15:59Summer, please, have a seat.
16:01I got you some ice cream.
16:04Listen, normally I wouldn't butt in.
16:06Yes, you would.
16:07Yes, I would.
16:09But I just recently
16:11really messed things up with a friend.
16:13Trust me, you do not want
16:14to leave things like this.
16:16That's why I brought you both here.
16:17Well played, pimp.
16:19Look, change is scary.
16:20Wesleyan is far away.
16:22I think that you're acting out
16:24because you're just scared
16:25of losing each other.
16:29I'm gonna miss you so much.
16:30Can we FaceTime, like, every day?
16:32Deaf.
16:33And also, you're not allowed
16:34to make any new redhead friends.
16:35I could never love another redhead.
16:37I love you so much.
16:39There we go.
16:40And also, all new drugs
16:41we do at the same time.
16:42And any lesbian stuff,
16:44you try with me first.
16:45I think you guys got this.
16:50Cornhole!
16:51Wow.
16:53See, I think they should consider
16:54making this a sport.
16:55I think you just want a sport
16:56that white guys can still dominate.
16:58Well, now that Tiger's done,
17:00we got golf back.
17:01Thank God for hookers.
17:04Cornhole!
17:04Guys, I'm so glad I got here
17:06before Gabby.
17:07She found the ring.
17:08What?
17:09How?
17:09It doesn't matter.
17:11She's not happy.
17:13Damn it.
17:14Oh, here she comes!
17:15Run!
17:16Calm down.
17:17A ring?
17:18What the hell?
17:19Why would you do that?
17:20Uh, because I love you?
17:22We were supposed to talk about
17:23any future steps
17:24before taking them, remember?
17:25Well, I'm sorry for thinking
17:26that being with me
17:27might be something
17:27that made you happy.
17:28You're being ridiculous, Gabby,
17:30and I gotta be honest.
17:31I, uh, think I know
17:33a lot of people here.
17:35Is that my cousin?
17:37And the horny girl
17:38from your college class?
17:40You look awesome.
17:41That's your sister.
17:42Hey, Derek.
17:43And your mom.
17:43Hey!
17:44What is happening right now?
17:46Jimmy, he's on to us!
17:47Lights!
17:47Got it.
17:49Whoa, whoa, hey!
17:50I don't want to get murdered
17:51in a cornhole bar!
17:52Calm down, shh.
17:55You tried to surprise me,
17:57but I'm not having
17:58any of that shit, okay?
18:00Oh.
18:01And I'm not kneeling
18:02because I got a lot to say
18:03and I'm not getting
18:05this pretty dress
18:06in the dirt.
18:07You ready?
18:08Not really.
18:09Too bad.
18:09Buckle up.
18:15Okay.
18:16Derek,
18:18my whole life,
18:20I felt like
18:21I was from
18:22some other planet.
18:23Like I was, uh,
18:25this tall,
18:26Kal-El-ass alien,
18:27dropped on Earth,
18:29just trying to fit in
18:30with the normies.
18:33You know,
18:33it was kind of lonely.
18:35And then you roll up
18:36all goofy,
18:38super hot,
18:39and really kind,
18:40and you just never
18:41make me feel self-conscious.
18:42like,
18:44seriously.
18:45I would do you
18:46right here
18:47in front of everybody.
18:48Aw.
18:49You let me be me.
18:50You know,
18:51you see my crazy
18:52and then you just
18:53roll with it.
18:54I let her do that.
18:55I know, babe.
18:56I know.
18:57I love
18:58that you're a gentleman.
19:00You know,
19:00and I love
19:02that you don't need me
19:03to take care of you,
19:04but if I ever wanted to,
19:05you would still let me.
19:07But I think most of all,
19:08I love that you pushed me
19:10to move forward.
19:11You know,
19:12just, just
19:12passed all my bullshit.
19:17Life started to feel
19:18a lot scarier this year,
19:20but, um,
19:22I just think that
19:22if I get
19:24the honor
19:25and privilege
19:27of having you
19:28by my side,
19:31I won't be afraid
19:32of anything.
19:33Not even this.
19:39Derek,
19:40will you marry me?
19:44Yes.
19:45Yes!
19:46Yes!
19:51Woo!
19:51Woo!
19:53Woo!
19:53Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:54Woo!
19:55Woo!
19:55Woo!
19:56Uh,
19:57why is my podiatrist here?
19:58Oh, I don't know.
19:59I just emailed
19:59a bunch of people
20:00on your contacts list.
20:01Oh.
20:02Shout out my podiatrist.
20:03Hey!
20:06Podiatrist!
20:07Podiatrist!
20:09Podiatrist!
20:16Here we are.
20:18Here we are.
20:21Found it.
20:22I almost left
20:23my real ID on the floor.
20:24Cannot fly without that.
20:26Nope.
20:26Nope.
20:26I can't believe
20:27I get to drop my baby
20:28off at college.
20:29Yes, I'm glad you guys
20:30managed to sneak in
20:31one last adventure together.
20:33Whee!
20:34Whee!
20:36Where's your seat?
20:38Okay.
20:40Where is my...
20:42Hey.
20:43Hi.
20:43Before you go,
20:44never forget what I told you
20:46when you were little
20:46and you were nervous
20:47about going to sleepaway camp.
20:49Just tug on that invisible string
20:51between our hearts
20:53and I'll feel it
20:54no matter where.
20:55Real quick.
20:56My ticket says coach.
20:57That's a mistake, right?
20:58Could you just
20:59give us one minute, Summer?
21:01Sure, Pam.
21:02I have your card
21:02on my Apple Pay
21:03so I'll just upgrade inside.
21:06No matter where I am,
21:08whatever...
21:08Actually, last time
21:09I was in a crowded airport
21:10by myself,
21:11I ended up in Morocco.
21:15Hey, get out of here.
21:16Thanks for everything.
21:18You're the best.
21:18I love you.
21:19Love you more, kid.
21:20Okay.
21:21Okay.
21:22Bye.
21:22Bye.
21:23Bye.
21:24Let's go!
21:27Let's go!
21:2840 minutes.
21:29Okay.
21:30Okay.
21:31I never heard that voice
21:32before today
21:33I remind myself to breathe
21:36There you are
21:39It's just you
21:43Without me
21:49Well, fuck you two
21:50for making all of our proposals
21:52seem lame in comparison.
21:53My proposal would have been amazing,
21:55but then Jimmy puked on the piano
21:57and fucked Gabby.
21:58Yeah, I remember seeing that.
22:00Okay, well, maybe not
22:01in front of my new fiancé.
22:02Maybe I'll puke on the piano
22:03when I hit that later.
22:04Aw.
22:05Aw.
22:06So what are you guys doing to celebrate?
22:07Liz and Derek actually invited us
22:09to join them in Barcelona.
22:11Thanks for saying it right.
22:13Hey, I'm cultured.
22:14Yeah, as an engagement gift
22:15they got our tickets.
22:16Hey, this is bullshit.
22:17Can we come?
22:17Stop.
22:18We have to go to Tennessee.
22:19Fine.
22:20Can I come?
22:22So, uh,
22:23Alice has officially landed
22:24in Connecticut.
22:25Hey.
22:26Aw.
22:26And I am fine.
22:30Can we all agree
22:31that I am fine?
22:32Yes, we can.
22:33Oh, yeah.
22:33You're great.
22:34That's a normal thing
22:35to ask people.
22:37Game's about to start.
22:38I'll grab some snacks.
22:39We can meet in the pool house.
22:40Yes, sir.
22:41Cool.
22:41All right.
22:42See you guys.
22:42All right, Jimmy.
22:43Enjoy the game.
22:44Everyone else invited, I guess.
22:46Sean hasn't told Jimmy
22:48he moved out yet.
22:49Oh, wow.
22:50I think that deserves
22:51a group BFP.
22:52Oh, yeah.
22:53There we go.
22:55All right.
22:58That's a big,
22:59flapping pussy, Sean.
23:00Whoa, whoa, whoa.
23:01No, sorry, Sean.
23:02I didn't know what that meant.
23:04It's all right, man.
23:06Time to sack up.
23:07Yeah.
23:08Yeah.
23:08All right.
23:09Sack up.
23:10Sack them up.
23:11You got this.
23:11Yes.
23:12I think we need to come up
23:13with a new gesture
23:14for sack up.
23:15Oh, I know.
23:17You know, you're juggling.
23:18You're juggling.
23:19That's the cell right there.
23:22Hey.
23:23I got the ham and pineapple
23:25you texted me about.
23:28I'm realizing right at this moment
23:29you meant on a pizza.
23:32That's okay.
23:32We can maybe have
23:33a pool house luau.
23:34How does that sound?
23:36Look, it's time I told you.
23:39I found a bigger place
23:42and I'm moving out.
23:43That's awesome, Sean.
23:45That's great.
23:46When are you moving?
23:48Three days ago.
23:51Everything happens super fast.
23:53Derek has this awesome place
23:54and he needs someone
23:55to fix it up for him.
23:56and you know how much
23:58I like helping out
23:59well-to-do white dudes.
24:00We are an overlooked demographic.
24:03I should have told you sooner
24:04but with Alice leaving
24:06and hell,
24:07now everyone leaving,
24:08I just...
24:09Hey, hey, Sean.
24:11There's no need to apologize, man.
24:14Look, when you moved in here
24:15it was never with the intention
24:16that you were gonna stay forever.
24:20I'm really happy for you.
24:22Come on.
24:25What can I say?
24:27Now I'm really gonna miss you.
24:29I'm gonna be like four blocks away.
24:31Way to ruin the moment, Sean.
24:37I'm betting Marisol's waiting for you
24:39at your new place right now.
24:40She might be.
24:43Fuck the game.
24:45Get out of here.
24:48Ah.
24:51Keys to the pool house.
24:53Yes.
24:54Thanks.
24:57Thank you, Jimmy.
24:59For everything.
25:21Oh, I'm so happy you two
25:23decided to make a pit stop.
25:24Yeah, we talked it out
25:26and we picked this
25:27over microdosing
25:28at a Red Sox game.
25:29These people still have access
25:30to my father.
25:32Speak of the devil.
25:33Anyway, how can I pass up
25:35an opportunity for probably
25:36my last home-cooked meal
25:37in a while?
25:37Don't sleep on college dining halls.
25:39I used to eat cereal
25:40with vanilla soft serve
25:42instead of milk.
25:43Maybe take a little weed gummy
25:45right before.
25:46I'm on one right now.
25:48Was Dad just texting you
25:49to see if I got here okay?
25:50Yeah, he also said
25:53Sean's moving out.
25:54Happy for him
25:55but also kind of sad, you know.
25:58What did you write back?
25:59Thumbs up emoji.
26:01Dude!
26:02Why is that thumb black?
26:03Gabby did it.
26:04I don't know how
26:05to change it back.
26:06He told you that he was sad
26:07and that is how you responded?
26:09Don't you know
26:10how alone he is right now?
26:12No, he's not.
26:12He's got that girl
26:13that's too cute for him
26:14but when she speaks
26:15she get it.
26:16He doesn't have her anymore.
26:17What?
26:18When did that happen?
26:19A few weeks ago,
26:20I told you.
26:21Do you not listen to me?
26:23It depends.
26:23You guys say so much stuff.
26:25I have to filter.
26:26Dad, what is wrong with you?
26:29God, you are unbelievable.
26:30What do you want me to do?
26:32Maybe just give him
26:34some fatherly advice.
26:35Jesus Christ.
26:37I'm not his father.
26:39If you are my honorary grandpa,
26:42doesn't that make you
26:43Papa Pimp?
26:45Look, I'm 3,000 miles away
26:48even if I had a magic bullet.
26:50Jimmy has still got to learn
26:53how to figure out
26:53this shit for himself.
26:57The hell with a home-cooked meal.
26:59Let's get a pizza.
27:00That's a great idea.
27:01Bring the gummies.
27:03Yeah, that'll be good.
27:05You're not invited.
27:07Thank God.
27:37I'm Batman.
27:38Wow.
27:40Hey.
27:41Hey, Dan.
27:42How you doing?
27:43It's, uh,
27:46pretty quiet around here, huh?
27:47Yeah.
27:48Looks like everybody's gone.
27:51Which means we can either
27:52do our session in my office
27:54or we can gather up
27:57all the couch cushions
27:57and do it in a fort.
28:01Office, please.
28:02You're lost, Dan.
28:04And Stan and his wife
28:06are moving to Paris.
28:08Can you believe that?
28:10Who wants to live in fucking Paris?
28:12I think most people, Dan.
28:15Hey, you said you were gonna
28:16get yourself back on the dating apps.
28:18Did you make your profile yet?
28:20No, um,
28:21but I did give Siri
28:22an Australian accent.
28:23It's, uh,
28:24kind of a voib.
28:27Dan.
28:27I know.
28:29After three years of therapy,
28:31I'm back where I started.
28:32Not true.
28:32You have come so far
28:35over the past few years.
28:36Do not forget that.
28:38Look, everybody has setbacks.
28:40If I'm honest,
28:41I still find myself
28:44right back to feeling alone.
28:47Like everybody's moving forward but me.
28:50Yeah.
28:51So maybe we both agree
28:52to keep working on that.
28:55But in the meantime,
28:57maybe we can try
28:58to find some positives
28:59on the solitude.
29:01When you wake up tomorrow,
29:03remind yourself,
29:04alone
29:06doesn't always have to mean lonely.
29:21What the fuck
29:22are you doing here, Matthew?
29:25I'm house-sitting
29:26while my folks are out of town
29:27and my mom said
29:27I could swing by
29:28when I got hungry.
29:29Well, you can't.
29:32Just grab a pizza
29:33and get out of here.
29:35Oh, I love pepperoni.
29:38Hey.
29:40Do you want to, like,
29:40have a cup of coffee?
29:42We could eat that pizza.
29:44Just...
29:44I don't know,
29:45we could just hang out
29:46and talk.
29:47I'm good.
29:47Thanks.
29:48Oh, me too.
29:49I'm good, too.
30:06I'm good, too.
30:08Hey, Paul.
30:10Hey.
30:11What's up?
30:12You know me, man.
30:13I just finished working out,
30:15getting ready to attack the day.
30:16You're alone
30:17in your underwear
30:18doing nothing, aren't you?
30:19Very much so, yes.
30:21Okay, well,
30:22I just called
30:23because
30:24you really should have
30:25that bye-bye breakfast
30:27sometime.
30:28Yeah, I would love that, man.
30:30Uh, when?
30:31As now.
30:38Hi.
30:38Hey.
30:40Paul.
30:43What are you doing here?
30:44How long are you in town for?
30:46Just a couple hours.
30:48That's insane.
30:48What if I had plans this morning?
30:50You didn't.
30:53Paul, let me talk, okay?
30:58Life threw you a curveball
31:01to try and control things.
31:04You picture how you want
31:05this to go in your own head, huh?
31:08That doesn't work.
31:10If you can't
31:12let go of this shit
31:13on your own,
31:14then I have to...
31:15I have to keep trying
31:16to shake it out of you.
31:18You hear what I'm saying?
31:20Yeah, I do, but
31:21can we just talk
31:22about this over waffles?
31:23No.
31:24You're not eating with me.
31:26You're eating with her.
31:29Oh, my.
31:30Uh, I can't wait for you.
31:32Yeah, but you know,
31:32please.
31:33I'm probably going to
31:34make you so much.
31:37Not how you pictured it, huh?
31:40You fucking jimmied me!
31:41That's right.
31:42I fucking jimmied you!
31:44Look, kid,
31:45if you're ever going
31:46to move forward,
31:47you've got to let go
31:48of the past.
31:50And I know that's scary.
31:52But you're...
31:53You're never going
31:54to forget, Tia.
31:57Hell, you're never
31:57going to forget me.
31:59No one will.
32:03Letting go of the past
32:04just means
32:04you don't allow
32:08your scars
32:09to hold you back anymore.
32:11I'm covered in the pulp.
32:13Good.
32:15What a shame
32:16to be 42 years of age
32:18and not completely
32:19covered in scars.
32:21You're the evidence
32:23of a life
32:25fully lived.
32:27I don't want this.
32:31I don't want you
32:32to have to fly
32:32all across the fucking country
32:34just to make sure
32:34that I'm okay.
32:37I don't want to be
32:38a burden to you.
32:39You're not.
32:42More of a son to me.
32:44I don't know why
32:45I never said that before.
32:47I think you're strong.
32:49I think you don't need me.
32:52But for as long
32:53as I'm around,
32:54if you think you need me,
32:55I will be there
32:56for you
32:58because I love you.
33:01Okay?
33:02Okay.
33:02Now you've got
33:03a choice to make.
33:05Either
33:05stay stuck
33:07or you can
33:09go make
33:10some loose scars.
33:13I've got a fucking
33:14airplane to catch.
33:18Choose wisely.
33:23There you are
33:25It's just you
33:28Without me
33:31I'll catch you
33:48Hi.
33:49Hi.
34:23I never heard that voice before today, I remind myself to breathe, I'm ever just a thought away, if ever
34:31you need me, you're gonna live a lot of life, you're gonna see a lot of years, God willing, just
34:40you, without me.
34:51Bye-bye.
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