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00:00And you're sure he didn't leave until after nine?
00:02Absolutely. We watched the Devils demolish the Rangers.
00:06The game started at seven.
00:07Neither of you stepped out between periods?
00:09Get beer, pick up a pizza?
00:10Stayed at my place. We were together the whole time.
00:13And you said the Devils won?
00:14Yep. Four zip. Kowalchuk had two.
00:16Arnott and Parisi each had one.
00:18And Marty got the shutout.
00:20I'm sorry? Marty?
00:22Martin Brodeur.
00:24Devils starting goalie for like the past 20 years.
00:26He played awesome, as usual.
00:28Your Honor, may I submit the sports page from the New Jersey Chronicle on October 9th, 2011?
00:34Objection. Relevance.
00:36Goes to the witness's credibility.
00:37Go quickly.
00:41Would you please read the caption under the photo?
00:47Martin Brodeur stops one of his 36 saves on the way to a shutout victory.
00:53That's what I just said.
00:54That the defendant couldn't have possibly committed the robbery because he was with you, watching Martin Brodeur shut out the
01:00Rangers.
01:00Yes.
01:03Your Honor, may I submit the Chronicle sports page from October 10th?
01:08Your Honor.
01:09This is what you call going quickly?
01:10Just two more questions. I promise.
01:16Please read the highlighted text at the bottom of the page.
01:19In Sunday's sports section, New Jersey Devils goaltender Johan Hedberg was...
01:26That's it. Keep going.
01:34Misidentified as Martin Brodeur in a photo caption and box score.
01:43An understandable mistake, given that Martin Brodeur was scheduled to start, but bowed out after taking a shot to the
01:51throat in warm-up.
01:53Which brings me to my most relevant question.
01:57Did you and the defendant spend the evening of October 8th watching the Devil's Game on TV?
02:02Or did you just read about the game in the Chronicle while concocting this false alibi?
02:12Um, I, I, um...
02:14Excuse me, Your Honor. May I approach?
02:16You sure you don't want to wait till after he answers your question?
02:19No.
02:22I'm gonna need a continuance.
02:24Now? You're one answer away from destroying their whole defense.
02:27Your Honor...
02:27Oh, shut up. You know it's true. Let's finish this up.
02:30I can't.
02:31Why the hell not?
02:32Because, I think I'm having a heart attack.
02:38Great. Call an ambulance.
03:20Thinks he had a heart attack, but didn't.
03:22His EKG, cardiac enzymes, and catheterization are all normal.
03:26Because it's an anxiety attack.
03:29Probably because he just turned 40 and still goes by the name Tommy.
03:32It's not anxiety.
03:33I had the ER docs interview his wife.
03:35She confirmed he's been feeling fine.
03:37Nothing out of the ordinary at work or at home.
03:38She probably also believes that he thinks some high-ex breasts are too big.
03:42Which is why I had them admit him anyway and treat with alprazolam.
03:45No improvements.
03:46Because?
03:47Because for some patients, the diagnosis of anxiety disorder can actually increase anxiety.
03:52Which is also why I told him he had a minor respiratory infection that was easily curable by the medication.
03:58You lied.
03:59I ruled out heart attack and anxiety disorder.
04:03Interesting.
04:07I know.
04:13Impressive.
04:14But the wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety, or his complete wilinesslessness before he met me.
04:24The fact that you managed to smear jelly on nearly every page.
04:29Shingles could cause chest pain before a rash appeared.
04:31Pain would be restricted to one dermatome.
04:34And cross them.
04:35Asthma-induced pneumothorax would.
04:37And might not show up in a posterior x-ray.
04:39No history of asthma.
04:40I did lateral view as well.
04:42Inside a pneumothorax or deep sulcusone.
04:45I treated an inmate once with similar symptoms after he tried to poison his cellmate with chlorine gas.
04:49He didn't realize sharing cell also meant sharing the air.
04:53Chlorine gas pools near the ground.
04:54He thought he'd be safe in the top bunk.
04:55Well, why would anyone try to poison our guy?
04:58He makes a living sending people to prison.
04:59He's not in prison.
05:01And it's kind of hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.
05:04Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter.
05:08And three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause his symptoms.
05:12Arceus?
05:15Look it up.
05:16And alkalinize his urine.
05:18Go search his home.
05:19Talk to his wife.
05:19See if you can get her to tell us what she used.
05:21Wait.
05:21Why would you think his wife poisoned him?
05:24Because dangerous people don't break into your home.
05:27They live in it.
05:28Although his kids are old enough to want daddy dead.
05:30They're still too young to do anything about it.
05:32Must be such a pleasure to live in your head.
05:35You're right.
05:36Kids might be precocious.
05:37You handle his house.
05:39You handle him and his wife.
05:40And they get to just hang out and do nothing?
05:42If you need help, take whoever you want.
05:45I'll take Tub.
05:49Interesting.
05:50No, it's not.
05:51It was a 50-50 choice.
05:53I'm totally fine with Tub or Park.
05:54Cool.
05:54I'll take Tub.
05:55And I'll take Park.
06:00That was fun.
06:02Not really.
06:08Nice move, boss.
06:10Lying to the patient.
06:12I had no choice.
06:13I knew House wouldn't take the case unless I ruled out anxiety.
06:15You need a girlfriend.
06:17To keep me from lying to patients?
06:18To give you the excitement you need so you don't go looking for it.
06:21You're not working for House anymore,
06:22which means you no longer have him to blame if you get caught.
06:25I'm not looking for excitement.
06:26I'm doing my job, part of which is to make sure House does his.
06:30Girlfriend might not be so bad.
06:32It's less dangerous than where you're headed.
06:34And that's from a guy with one alimony and two child support payments.
06:51It's this new curve control thing.
06:53It automatically slows the car when it senses I'm taking a curve too fast.
06:58You really think I care about your car?
07:00Or are you just trying to avoid talking about why you don't like working with me?
07:03There's nothing to talk about.
07:05House liked poking anthills with a stick when he was a kid,
07:08and now he wants to do the same with us.
07:10House is an ass, but he's an intuitive ass.
07:13He obviously noticed something.
07:14Yeah, the fact that we work well together.
07:17He thrives on conflict and is looking for someone to torment.
07:21Don't let it be us.
07:26I don't see how that's possible.
07:28Tommy's the most popular guy in his office.
07:31He's even had defendants thank him after they were sentenced.
07:34Why would they thank him?
07:35Because he doesn't treat them like scum.
07:37He makes them feel like he's helping by offering a plea,
07:40or even just by letting them pay their debt and clear their conscience.
07:43And even if someone wanted to poison him,
07:44I don't see how they would do it.
07:46He never eats or drinks anything that we haven't made at home.
07:49Wait, you mean literally, like not even a bottle of water?
07:53No.
07:54So he was obviously afraid of something.
07:56Yeah, rats, mice, cockroaches.
07:59My first job out of law school was at the health department.
08:03If you'd have seen some of the kitchens or the processing plants I have,
08:06you'd cook all your own food too.
08:08Poison wouldn't have to be in food.
08:10Have you gotten any strange letters or packages recently?
08:14No.
08:16You also wouldn't have to be at work.
08:19We've got two young kids.
08:21There's definitely no poisons I could have actually been exposed to at home.
08:26What if it wasn't an accident?
08:29How are things between you and your wife?
08:32Are you asking me if I think my wife is trying to kill me?
08:38Yes, I am.
08:41Absolutely not.
08:43This is coming from a man whose eyes are wide open.
08:45I have prosecuted hundreds of despicable acts by husbands, wives, parents.
08:50I can assure you.
08:52I love my husband and I would not ever, even for a second, consider doing anything to hurt him.
08:59No pesticides, fertilizers, or fuel in the garage.
09:03Did you find anything?
09:04No, there's not even a bottle of whiteout in this place.
09:07Maybe we should look again.
09:09Maybe we should leave before the police get here.
09:12Well, even if a neighbor saw us break in and called 911,
09:14unless they said we were armed, it's low priority, and we've got another five minutes.
09:18He's the prosecutor, obviously, and knows a lot of cops.
09:21His house is not going to be low priority.
09:24Good point.
09:27Wait.
09:30The dining rooms on the other side are that wall.
09:33Yeah, so?
09:35But it ends like three feet further over.
09:38You've got to be kidding me.
09:40A second ago you wanted to run like hell, and now you want to look for secret passages?
09:46There's a magnet on the fridge they use to open child-proof cabinets.
09:50Go get it.
09:53Hurry up.
10:02Here.
10:10Holy crap.
10:24Don't tell me.
10:26The jealous wife in the dining room with Bipiridil herbicide.
10:33We didn't find any poisons.
10:37We obviously found something.
10:41Yeah.
10:41A hidden bunker with enough guns to defend Fort Knox.
10:44Not break into it.
10:50Cool.
10:54That's impossible.
10:55You must have broken into the wrong house.
10:56And you have creepy neighbors because there were photos of you and your kids all over.
11:01I...
11:03I don't understand.
11:04How could this...
11:08I had to put in doing a remodel last year.
11:11But we went over the plans together.
11:14It's not in the plans.
11:16I didn't want the city to know about it.
11:19I'm sorry.
11:20I should have told you.
11:23I just...
11:24I didn't want you and the kids to worry.
11:26About what?
11:29Tommy, what is it?
11:30Why would you think you needed so many guns?
11:40You're not going to believe this.
11:42Imperio Absenti Chaos Rigid.
11:46He's worried that too big to fail applies to our banks but not our government.
11:50How'd you know?
11:51Because that's what every idiot with a bunker full of assault rifles is scared of.
11:55Heather Sweeney.
11:58Uh, just be a couple of minutes until someone's ready to see you.
12:02Maybe it's not stupidity.
12:03It's a symptom.
12:04Cocaine abuse can cause paranoia and chest pain.
12:07This isn't necessarily paranoia.
12:09Societies do fall apart.
12:10Look what happened with London and the riots.
12:12There's a difference between an isolated riot and the fall of civilization.
12:15April Donaldson!
12:18Sorry.
12:19Misspoke.
12:20Imagine what would happen if there was a terrorist attack on the food supply or a pandemic where
12:24we had to ration antibiotics.
12:26That's ridiculous.
12:28Ouch.
12:28Oh, shut up.
12:30We know what you're trying to do and it's not going to work.
12:33It was a little harsh.
12:36Stop being somewhat paranoid.
12:38You look pretty foolish if that was a wrong guess.
12:41I think you're a good person and a fine doctor, but it's ridiculous to think anyone needs an
12:45arsenal of assault weapons.
12:46He's obviously paranoid.
12:47What about Farr's disease?
12:48He's not hallucinating.
12:49As far as we know, we should do a mental status examination and get a CT of his basal ganglia.
12:53No, we shouldn't.
12:54If it's not poison, it's most likely atrial fibrillation brought on by hypothyroidism or sleep apnea.
13:01Looks like we got ourselves a good old-fashioned cat bite.
13:04No, we don't.
13:05We have a reasoned disagreement.
13:06Still, there's only one way to settle this.
13:09Actually, there's two, but we don't have enough jello for the first.
13:12Mini mental.
13:13CT and a hair sample to check for past cocaine use.
13:17Check his TSH levels and get a sleep study.
13:20Sorry, we've got to make it a fair fight, which means you're stuck with her.
13:22He's not stuck with me.
13:24And it's not a fight.
13:27Uh, excuse me, miss.
13:29Uh, what is your name?
13:32Mariel Wilkerson.
13:34Huh.
13:36You don't look like a Mariel.
13:38You're up.
13:53So, what do you think?
13:54Is the patient paranoid, or am I?
13:56I don't think stockpiling weapons is the most reasoned response,
13:59but given what I've seen at Bloomingdale's on Black Friday,
14:02I wouldn't say it rises to the level of mental illness.
14:05And me.
14:09Again, given what I've seen at Bloomingdale's,
14:13don't let house get to you.
14:14It's all of you.
14:16I feel like you don't respect me.
14:17Chase certainly didn't try to hide it.
14:19Chase respects you.
14:20He's just more comfortable working with me because he's known me longer.
14:22And I'm not just saying that because you own a gun.
14:24I don't own a gun.
14:27I've thought about it, but I'd probably end up shooting someone in my own family,
14:30like when my brother tosses his toenail clippings behind the couch.
14:34What about you?
14:36If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages.
14:42Run.
14:43Sounds like a good plan.
14:45You got a moment?
14:50Stop telling the nurses I'm looking for a girlfriend.
14:52What makes you...
14:53Two lunch offers and a box of cupcakes since this morning.
14:56So a few people are nice to you and your first thought is, hmm, this seems strange.
15:00I haven't even had time to eat my own lunch, much less run around trying to recruit nurses for yours.
15:06So can I get back to work?
15:11You're lying, aren't you?
15:12You're lying.
15:13It's for his own good.
15:15He's not paranoid.
15:16He's just stupid.
15:17Well, shouldn't you put yourself in that group?
15:20You own a gun.
15:22Our patient doesn't own a gun.
15:24He owns an arsehole.
15:26And I don't own a gun.
15:29Yes, you do.
15:30And you're a felon.
15:31So you'll end up back in jail.
15:32That is actually not one of the many reasons that I don't own a gun.
15:38Why would I need a gun?
15:39The only thing I own worth protecting, a thief would need a crane to get out of my apartment.
15:42You don't own anything you need.
15:44You own things you want.
15:46And you're definitely the type who'd want a gun.
15:48You'd like anything dangerous.
15:49Monster trucks, motorcycles, fireworks.
15:52Everyone loves fireworks.
15:53Watching them, not making them.
15:56I'm telling the truth.
15:58I stand corrected.
16:02If you believe me, then this issue would be resolved with no further action necessary.
16:07Absolutely.
16:09It's not resolved, is it?
16:10Not even close.
16:15It's not cocaine.
16:16Hair samples were clean.
16:18It's not looking good for Fars either.
16:20I'm not seeing any calcifications.
16:21You sure?
16:22It can be pretty hard to detect in people under 50.
16:25See?
16:27What?
16:27We all disagree all the time.
16:29It's not just me and Park.
16:32Nice try.
16:33But I'm not getting in the middle.
16:35So why didn't you want to go with her this morning?
16:38She's weird.
16:39She's not weird.
16:40She's a good doctor.
16:41Why does good doctors are weird?
16:42Look at the house.
16:43Am I weird?
16:45Yeah, but you're hot, so it's easier to put up with.
16:51You're completely normal and a pleasure to deal with.
16:55You're weird.
16:56In a good way?
16:59Maybe we should just concentrate on the medicine.
17:02You own any guns?
17:03That's not medicine.
17:04It's related to medicine, kind of.
17:07What do you think?
17:10Yeah, but not for protection.
17:12Despite what the media would have us believe, you think we live in a very safe world.
17:17You just think they're fun.
17:20How did you know?
17:21Working in prison, you learn criminals rarely target random strangers.
17:24And you've got more money than you know what to do with, so anything that seems different and fun is
17:28worth trying.
17:29And you?
17:30Not here in the States.
17:32Back home, I keep a few for hunting roos.
17:34You hunt kangaroos?
17:37But they're so cute.
17:39They're all so delicious.
17:43You're screwing with me.
17:44Totally.
17:46There's no calcification.
17:48Looks like we're both wrong.
17:50You don't need to stay.
17:52You won't have results until the morning.
17:55It's okay, I'll stay.
17:58Go.
17:59I'm sure your mother's ready for a break by now, huh?
18:03Give the kids a kiss for me.
18:06You think it's the end of the world, but you wanted kids.
18:10Oh, honey, come on.
18:11I don't think the world's coming to an end.
18:18Look.
18:20You have a spare tire in your car, right?
18:25That's what those guns are.
18:28I mean, I hope to God I never have to use one.
18:31But if we can wake up and learn that the entire bank's system has gone bankrupt overnight,
18:37it just seems stupid not to have a jack in the trunk.
18:41Just in case.
18:43And you've always...
18:44What's that from?
18:46I don't know.
18:48You don't feel that?
18:49No.
18:55He also spiked a fever overnight.
18:57Could be TB.
19:00You want to say it?
19:01Say what?
19:01There's no sign of atelectasis or infiltrates on the chest x-ray.
19:04Yeah.
19:05Med speak for she's an idiot.
19:07Systemic sclerosis can cause lower extremity ulcers.
19:09It would have to be pretty far along.
19:11His first symptom was just a few days ago.
19:12His paranoia started at least a year ago.
19:14If he's paranoid.
19:17So, it's either not sclerosis or it's extremely aggressive sclerosis.
19:21We should biopsy the skin lesion and start him on Noxaparin.
19:24Shouldn't we wait for the biopsy results before we start treatment?
19:28Now's your chance.
19:29She's sleeting with her chin.
19:31I agree with her.
19:33No, you don't.
19:35Just means you're both idiots.
19:37Get to work.
19:38Okay.
19:44I know you don't think I'm an idiot.
19:47Does it matter?
19:48If you're just looking to amuse yourself at my expense, then no.
19:52But if you feel the need to manipulate me to make me useful, then yes.
19:56I thought we'd gotten past that.
19:58If you hadn't gotten past that, you wouldn't be here.
20:00But ability isn't always enough.
20:03Just ask Ingwe Malmsteen.
20:05So this is you trying to help me?
20:06No, this is me helping me.
20:08And amusing myself at your expense.
20:10Which brings us back to, why do you care?
20:12I deserve respect.
20:14I'm a good doctor.
20:15People respect you.
20:17They just don't like you.
20:22Where's your wife?
20:24She just needed some time.
20:29Not a fan of guns, I take it.
20:31It's not the guns.
20:34It's a...
20:35I shouldn't have lied about it.
20:37I'm guessing it's a little of both.
20:41And a little of who the hell is this guy.
20:46I'm not a nutcase.
20:48I just want to do everything I can.
20:50To protect my family.
20:53Don't worry, I'm sure she understands.
21:00At first I thought it might be frostbite,
21:02but I haven't really been out in the cold.
21:07And yet your first thought was frostbite.
21:10Yeah, I guess I was just going by how it looks.
21:13It looks absolutely nothing like frostbite.
21:15You serious?
21:17With some difficulty.
21:18Then what is it?
21:20It's a sign that you need to take a long vacation.
21:23At least a month.
21:24A vacation?
21:26Wait, is this like a bucket list thing?
21:30It's cancer.
21:31It's silver.
21:32I'm guessing silver nitrate mixed with petroleum jelly
21:35that your boss put on the petty cash
21:37so he'd know who to have arrested for stealing it.
21:43Damn.
21:44Yeah.
21:45Damn.
21:46It's diffused into your skin.
21:49The only way to get rid of it is to get new skin.
21:52That normally happens every 30 days.
21:56So, I hear that La Crosse, Wisconsin
21:59has got the world's largest beer can.
22:05Here's the per diem schedules.
22:07These are supposed to be in the computer file.
22:08Sorry.
22:09Since Claudine left, no one's been inputting the numbers.
22:11I miss Claudine.
22:13She left because of you.
22:15I thought that was Nadine.
22:16Her too.
22:17Where are you going?
22:18You still have an hour left.
22:19Emergency page takes precedence.
22:23Can you...
22:23I don't know how to use the program.
22:24Then find someone who does.
22:26I gotta get out of here.
22:38Got your page.
22:39You're an ass.
22:42Admit it.
22:44Let me down.
22:47After you admit it.
22:53I'm a little tired, eh?
22:54All right.
22:55I admit it.
22:57Despite the fact that I know there's a gun in here,
22:59I'd never find it because you are more devious.
23:03Clever.
23:04Devious.
23:06All right.
23:07Fine.
23:08Clever.
23:08More clever, and you'll always be one step ahead of me.
23:30You're either preparing to fight Pacquiao out, or you're having one heck of a bad day.
23:36I'm Anita.
23:38Eric.
23:39Nice to meet you.
23:41You can tell Taub that he's gonna get the same treatment as this heavy bag if he doesn't cut this
23:47crap out.
23:47Who's Taub?
23:50You know, I'm sure you're a nice person, and you have no idea what you've gotten sucked into, but really,
23:56I'm not interested.
23:58Okay, and I'm sure you're a nice person, but I just moved from Atlanta, and it's my first time at
24:03this gym, so I definitely don't know who this Taub guy is.
24:06But I already agree.
24:07He's a jerk.
24:10Are you sure you don't want to start over?
24:15Take your time.
24:16I'll be around.
24:28Taub, what's for me?
24:29I can't talk now.
24:30A little busy.
24:30What's going on?
24:36I gotta go!
24:42He was hallucinating.
24:43He was being attacked by bears.
24:45Points again to paranoia.
24:46I agree, except for the again.
24:49Acute onset points to tularemia.
24:51Or it's been chronic, which points to GAD autoimmunity.
24:54Explains the neurological impairment as well as the normal blood work.
24:56Tularemia doesn't always show up in blood work either.
24:58You know what else doesn't show up in the blood work?
25:01Nothing.
25:02This could be all psychiatric.
25:03And I'm treated as schizoid disorder.
25:05He's finally lost the ability to surprise.
25:07Schizophrenia doesn't cause skin ulcers or fevers.
25:09No, but digging delusions out of your skin with dirty fingernails could cause both.
25:13I don't think he's a side case.
25:15Because you're paranoid about paranoia.
25:17Because his symptoms point towards an infection that spreads to his brain.
25:20I think we should treat with high dose broad spectrum.
25:22Which will kill him if it's a GAD autoimmunity.
25:31Treat for GAD.
25:34Corticosteroids and IV immunoglobulin.
25:43I'm not paranoid and they don't dislike me.
25:45They don't even really know me.
25:47They tell you that?
25:48I didn't ask because you wouldn't believe the answer.
25:52Makes you feel better to pick that.
25:54You're the one everyone dislikes.
25:56You probably don't even think it's GAD.
25:58You're just agreeing with her because you think it'll create more conflict between us.
26:01There's only one way to find out.
26:03Actually, there's two who are still waiting for that Jell-O delivery.
26:07Let me know how it goes.
26:35Let me know how it goes.
27:02Gotcha!
27:06You poor...
27:08Poor dumb bastard.
27:59Touché.
28:17God, this is exactly what I needed.
28:19Tell me about it.
28:25Nita!
28:27Oh, my God.
28:27Isn't that German?
28:28You have to go.
28:30What's the big deal?
28:31Please, I'll explain later.
28:32Just hurry up.
28:33Please.
28:34You have a boyfriend?
28:35No, he's not my boyfriend.
28:38He's my husband.
28:40I'm really sorry.
28:45Hey!
28:46I thought you were getting back to tomorrow.
28:55His fever's going through the roof,
28:57which means we were wrong about GAD
28:58and the steroids picked the infection to hide here.
29:00Or it is GAD and we started treatment too late.
29:03Increase the steroid dose.
29:04We can't.
29:05If it's an infection, we'll kill him for sure.
29:07With neurological symptoms progressing this fast,
29:10it means he's dead either way.
29:11We increase the steroids and either death comes slower,
29:14which means we were too late with the GAD,
29:16or death comes faster,
29:18which means we were too stupid with the infection.
29:20We were already stupid with the infection,
29:22but it's not too late.
29:23He's young and was perfectly healthy two days ago.
29:26He can fight this off if we give him a chance.
29:32Fine.
29:34But this shotgun is not going to work.
29:36We need a sniper rifle.
29:37Start running DNA assays for sporo trichosis,
29:40meningococcinia,
29:41and any other boggle winning words you can think of.
29:44You just said you wanted to increase the steroids.
29:46Now you want to just...
29:46I changed my mind.
29:48What?
29:48To what Park says.
29:59Well, you don't have a gun,
30:01but you do have my sunglasses,
30:04my tennis racket.
30:05I can't imagine why.
30:07Had to kill a mouse.
30:09It's really hard with those stupid little sunglasses.
30:12And my money clip.
30:14Is there any money in it?
30:15Not anymore.
30:17Can I go to bed now?
30:18You want to do a cavity search?
30:21Walk up on your way out.
30:23This is ridiculous.
30:25Every moment we waste looking for a phantom infection,
30:27it's time we could be treating him.
30:28For the wrong diagnosis.
30:29If it was GAD, he'd be having seizures.
30:31If it was infection,
30:32there would be some sign of it in his blood or CNS,
30:34which there isn't.
30:35Yet.
30:36I'm beginning to think we should just go with House's idea.
30:39This was House's idea.
30:40He said...
30:40No, I'm talking about the Jell-O.
30:42At least it wouldn't be so annoying to watch.
30:45Tao, you got a minute?
30:51You're an ass.
30:52You know that?
30:52What's the problem?
30:54Some cute young nurse baked you cookies?
30:56No.
30:57Some guy almost caught me making out with his wife
30:59in their living room.
31:01And how exactly is that my fault?
31:03If you hadn't been screwing with me and put the idea in my hand.
31:05So you don't date anyone unless I put the idea in your head.
31:08You really do need psychiatric help.
31:10Unlike you, I don't need trauma.
31:13I like my job and I'm happy with my life.
31:16You're so happy with your life,
31:17you've got nothing better to do at midnight
31:18than to come back into work to yell at me?
31:22Stay out of my business.
31:27You're blaming the wrong guy...
31:33Good for him.
31:37Married one's not a keeper, but it's a start.
31:41You're an idiot.
31:51He has strider, but no obstruction is not a flexing. Give me a try to hit
32:01Let's go
32:23It's not working. There's no breath sounds. It doesn't make any sense. Mr. Ake is blocked below the incision point.
32:28We need racemic epinephrine. We tried that already. We're gonna try again. It's our only choice
32:38We got him breathing, but barely
32:42At least we know tracheal edema isn't from anything we did because we're not doing anything
32:46Which is a good thing because neither GAD nor systemic infection would cause anaphylaxis or tracheal edema
32:51And an allergic reaction wouldn't get worse three days after he was admitted
32:56So we got nothing
32:58Unless he was still being poisoned
33:00By who? His wife wasn't even here when he hallucinated
33:05Good question
33:07We're the ones being paranoid
33:11What about squamous cell carcinoma
33:13If it's only in his epithelium, it wouldn't show up in his chest x-ray
33:18It is possible, but cause hallucinations
33:21It could if you also have paraneoplasty syndrome
33:28Get a biopsy
33:30You think it's cancer?
33:32I think you should get a biopsy
33:34I think you should get a biopsy
33:45Admit it
33:46Get a biopsy
33:51Two hours ago
33:52I found this in your closet in a box with your name on it
33:56I knew you'd move it somewhere outside your apartment
33:59Until you were certain I'd given up looking
34:01So I had to convince you
34:03That I'd given up looking
34:07That's not a gun
34:11Yes
34:12It's a paperweight
34:14With a handy storage compartment
34:16For .45 caliber bullets
34:21And that's not a bullet
34:22Admit it
34:23I'm more clever
34:24And more devious
34:25You can even have it back
34:26It's not my problem if you go back to prison
34:28My problem is you thinking
34:29You're always one step ahead of me
34:31This proves nothing
34:32Because it's not a gun
34:33It's a prop
34:35From Dorothy Dietrich's magic act
34:38Look it up
34:39It's the only woman ever to do the catch a bullet trick
34:41I won this
34:43Off her prop master in a poker game
34:45House
34:46It's fake
34:48It's plugged
34:52Look for yourself
34:53Hey, hey
34:54Don't point that thing at me
34:56It's not dangerous because it's not a gun
34:58House, House
34:59Just stop it
35:01Fine
35:06What the hell are you doing?
35:08Pull the trigger
35:09Don't be insane
35:10They're blanks
35:11You pull the trigger
35:13I drool a little fake blood
35:15And I spit out the bullet
35:16That the audience thinks I caught in my teeth
35:18Go ahead
35:19Shoot me
35:20I'm not shooting you
35:21Alright, I'll shoot you
35:23Don't, House, don't
35:26Even if they are blanks
35:28People will freak
35:30It's not real
35:33Which means
35:34You didn't prove that I have a gun
35:36Which means you proved nothing
35:41Admit it
35:49Admit it
35:52All right
35:53All right
35:54All right, what?
35:59You win
36:00And it feels good
36:05You win
36:07You win
36:36you were wrong feel too bad we all were his trachea wasn't swollen it was blocked by a
36:43pseudomembrane growing across it means he's not paranoid is an idiot and was poisoned
36:51what are you doing give me a machinoscope hold his legs he's not going to like this
36:58because you're not going to be able to breathe and i need to see down your barrel
37:10good news is poison didn't come from your wife came from a little bastard of a bacterium who's crap
37:17it caused chest pain respiratory distress skin ulcers growth of pseudomembrane across the
37:24airway and in very rare cases hallucinations
37:37call the cdc telling me antitoxins as soon as possible typitheria we didn't guess it because
37:43nobody gets it instead of building bunkers you should be getting boosters as in routine vaccines
37:50against stuff that is actually scary
38:01dr wills to recovery dr wills recovery
38:08dip theory house pulled it out of nowhere
38:16cool you're just getting in i had a meeting about a new parking validation system
38:23cool
38:27how are you feeling not great
38:33but better
38:38lanty toxin is working he'll be able to go home in a few days
38:42that's good news but we've moved out
38:48oh come on honey i'm sorry i lied but
38:52it was for our own good but i don't care i i don't want to be lied to and i
38:58can't live like that
38:59i can't live in that home
39:05please don't
39:07i love you
39:11i love you too
39:13which is why you're not going to live there either
39:17i don't care if we might need them
39:19i just know that i can't live my life feeling like we do
39:21it's not worth living in fear
39:28okay
39:30i'm sorry
39:37there's an anger it's pulling on my heart
39:53you know there's a bunch of us going to happy hour after work
39:59i'm craving nachos you interested thanks but i've got a lot of work i need to get back
40:04sure well if you change your mind you'll be at rudy's
40:08okay
40:18i'm taking it
40:22hey hey
40:24hey
40:25I'm giving back, by the way
40:33Would you like to get a drink sometime after work?
40:37You mean all of us or just us?
40:40I was thinking of just the two of us.
40:44Did Tao put you up to this?
40:46No, it was just something I've been thinking about and I figured, what the heck, might as well ask.
40:54Yeah, well, it's probably not a good idea, you know, we're just working together.
41:00Didn't you marry someone you used to work with?
41:03Yeah, but it...
41:07Alright. Sure. When?
41:11Tonight?
41:12Sure.
41:22Now I...
41:24See it everywhere
41:27Cause I'm not lost
41:31Just looking for footprints
41:34Yeah
41:36And I'm taking it
41:39Day at a time
41:41Changed my mind
41:43Okay
41:44By the way
41:48You're still on my mind
41:53You're still on my mind
42:00I can't see you
42:05But I know you're here
42:09I know you're here
42:14I know you're here
42:19I know you're here
42:19I know you're here
42:20I know you're here
42:30I'm not lost
42:33Just looking for footprints
42:37And I'm taking it
42:40I'm...
42:42Gosh!
42:43I'm glad you changed your mind
42:45I'm getting by
42:47Well...
42:48With regards
42:53To the butterflies
42:56And I'm taking it, step at a time
43:03I'm getting by
43:46That's some bad hat, Harry
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