00:04I don't think your white ass needs to be around knives. That's what I think. But I could be wrong.
00:10Listen, did you know that in 2010, this Kentucky man was forced to eat his own beard at knife
00:14point over a lawnmower dispute? Well, now you do. You heard me right. I believe I'd have just
00:23got shanked before I ate my own damn beard. But that's just me too, you know?
00:55Send this to somebody that you know likes to sing row, row, row your boat while getting
00:58their prostate massaged.
