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00:07Wow, wearing a suit into the woods today, Doc?
00:10What are you talking about?
00:11Throw away your future somewhere else.
00:13Oh my God, does he ever wear anything else?
00:15I think he literally only has a suit.
00:17That's so sad.
00:18I bet he even wears it when he's having to.
00:24Girl, no.
00:26Oh my God, guys, away from me, away from me.
00:28My toes are out.
00:29I just got them done.
00:38Who is it?
00:39Your roommate, obviously.
00:41You're taking forever.
00:51Doing your hair differently today.
00:53Well, it's a cool, clear night.
01:01The moon is full.
01:04I'm feeling all right.
01:08Well, now the day is done.
01:11The music's on.
01:13Come on now, baby.
01:15Let's have some fun, yeah.
01:19Come on.
01:22Oh, yeah.
01:24That'll get her.
01:36Why is she bothering me on Blaze Day?
01:39Let's let this party off the ground, yeah.
01:44Come on.
01:46I said to send the sun to step the sky on fire.
01:50With red-hot clouds reflecting my desire.
01:54I've been having steamy dreams of you.
01:57Steamy dreams.
01:59Aren't they true?
02:00Yeah, yeah.
02:02Yeah, yeah.
02:03Oh, yeah.
02:05Yeah, yeah.
02:07Steamy dreams.
02:08Me and you.
02:10Steamy dreams.
02:12Coming true.
02:14Yeah, yeah.
02:16Oh, yeah.
02:19Come on.
02:42Just, just hold, hold still, Amelia.
02:44I'm Amelia.
02:45I'm Harley.
02:46Wow, like, learn our names, Doc.
02:47It's not that hard.
02:48And yet, Dr. Best is out of your depth.
02:51All right, you have a slight fever.
02:53Any abdominal cramps in addition to the diarrhea?
02:56Ew, he's still wearing the vomit shoes.
02:57Oh, my gosh.
02:58Those shoes deserve to be vomited on.
03:00I can't look.
03:01Their ugliness burns my eyes.
03:03No, go on.
03:03I love getting fashion tips from high schoolers and flip-flops.
03:07Okay, now you all have symptoms of food poisoning.
03:10I need to hear about your diet.
03:11I need to know everything you've eaten in the last 24 hours.
03:13You can't ask about our diet.
03:14That is fashioning.
03:15Mm-mm.
03:16I'm gonna need you to put your three brain cells together
03:19and tell me if you've shared any food recently.
03:21We all had dinner at the Salty Breeze last night.
03:23It was Liam's birthday.
03:26Happy birthday, Liam.
03:28It's not today.
03:31Did you all have the same thing?
03:33I had a cheese and chips.
03:35Fish and chips.
03:46Just stop.
03:47Okay.
03:47Other than that, I need you to rest, hydrate, and eat bland foods.
03:51Brats.
03:51What did you just call us?
03:53Oh, because I'm Asian.
03:54Who's a brat?
03:54I'm gonna call my mom.
03:55Brats.
03:56You know brats?
03:57Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.
03:59Brats.
04:00Hey, Doc.
04:00Larry, Jax.
04:02You got time for a walk-in?
04:04Well, I...
04:05Watch out.
04:06I'm gonna blow.
04:07Ooh!
04:09Ooh!
04:11Ooh!
04:12Ooh!
04:13Ooh!
04:14Ooh!
04:16I've examined four patients this morning with clear symptoms of food poisoning.
04:20Okay, and good morning to you too, Doc.
04:22And they all ate here last night, and I need to see the kitchen.
04:25Lower your voice.
04:26What's going on?
04:28Should I stop eating my oatmeal?
04:29No, no.
04:30Keep eating.
04:30It's your funeral.
04:31What?
04:33Now wait just a minute, Doc.
04:38Doc!
04:45How long has this butter been sitting out?
04:47Morning, Doc.
04:48Only a few minutes.
04:49Why do you ask?
04:50A couple of people are sick.
04:51He thinks it came from us.
04:52Now, Doc, we keep this place in ship shape.
04:55You butter believe it.
04:56And we're always up to code!
05:02Well, we'll see what the inspector has to say.
05:04What?
05:05I'm sorry, what?
05:06Because there were more than three cases of vomiting, I had to file a possible foodborne
05:10illness report with the Maine Department of Health and Human Services.
05:12What?
05:13Are you serious?
05:15I'm just following the rules.
05:17Today.
05:17Mm-hmm.
05:18You had to do this today.
05:20Of all days!
05:21It's Blaze Day!
05:23Ugh!
05:24Doc!
05:26It's always next to your honey.
05:27I'm looking for a Doc!
05:30Doc B!
05:33Doc Doc!
05:33Hey!
05:34There he is.
05:34I've been looking everywhere for you.
05:35Get in.
05:36You do not want to be late.
05:37For what?
05:38The annual Wilderness Survival Workshop.
05:40I handle the emergency radio protocol and Dr. Reese...
05:43Let me guess, Dr. Reese did first aid.
05:45Yep.
05:46I'm kind of busy right now.
05:48Oh.
05:49Okay.
05:50Well, don't worry about it.
05:51I can handle it.
05:51I was a lifeguard one summer.
05:53That was until the, well, accident is a strong word that I don't like to use.
05:58But it was one of those things that I feel like...
06:00I saw her, right?
06:01And she was swimming very well for the...
06:03Okay.
06:03This better be quick.
06:04Yes.
06:04All right.
06:05All right.
06:06Doc!
06:08Doc B!
06:09Ha ha!
06:09Okay.
06:10She thanked me right after...
06:13Oh.
06:13Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:16So, what's your show this week?
06:17Oh, I'm on hiatus.
06:19I'm not dealing with some stuff.
06:23Ugh!
06:25Is that your mom?
06:27Yes!
06:27It is so annoying.
06:28She keeps texting me.
06:29I'm like, we are not speaking.
06:31But I can't text her that because then we would be speaking.
06:34So you're really not going to her wedding tomorrow?
06:35No.
06:36I'm not going.
06:37No way.
06:39Hmm?
06:41Let's go.
06:42Let's go.
06:44Man.
06:49Come on now, Doc.
06:51Mm-hmm.
06:54So what is Blaze Day?
06:56Well, actually, it's not a day.
06:58It's a personal Blaze.
07:00He's like this mysterious wilderness man who comes out of the woods once a year to help
07:05us brush up on our survival skills.
07:07He lives in the woods?
07:08As far as we know, he's really cool.
07:11The women seem to be particularly interested in it.
07:14I guess they worry a lot about getting lost.
07:17Come on.
07:18What is going on?
07:20Shh.
07:21It's happening.
07:22Oh, look.
07:23I heard a twig snap.
07:24Do you see him?
07:24Does anybody see him?
07:25Shh, shh, shh.
07:26I think he's coming.
07:34It's him.
07:35Oh, look.
07:38Oh, look.
07:39Oh, look.
07:44Dad, you like him.
07:48He's even dreamier than I remember.
07:50I think of my feet.
07:56Man, what's he squat?
08:03There he is.
08:05Oh, my God.
08:06It's like chitled out of stone.
08:08I'm talking about him.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:17Ladies, it's time to survive.
08:20Oh, boy.
08:25As I say every year, out here in Maine, it's always good to brush up on wilderness safety.
08:32Even on the shortest hike, an emergency can happen.
08:36But don't worry.
08:39That's why I'm here.
08:41Here we go.
08:45Point the direction of travel arrow toward the object.
08:48Then rotate the base plate to line up the arrows.
08:53I'm such a ninny when it comes to these things.
08:56I couldn't find my way out of a paper bag.
08:59In this case, we're heading 17 degrees north.
09:03Hey, Blaze?
09:04Yes?
09:05Which way is north?
09:12It's this way.
09:13Oh.
09:14I see.
09:16I left my office for this?
09:18Just enjoy the show.
09:20Listen up!
09:21Now on to CPR.
09:23Finally.
09:24The first thing to know.
09:26It's okay.
09:27I got this.
09:29I'm so glad I'm here, then.
09:30Okay.
09:31I need two volunteers from mouth to mouth.
09:34Mark, Louisa, you're a couple, so why don't you come on up?
09:37Nope.
09:37She dumped me.
09:37Cut my heart out of my chest.
09:38I'm good now, though.
09:39You're in the woods all the time.
09:40Totally over it.
09:41Didn't get the message out to you yet.
09:45I'm so sorry.
09:48So you're single?
09:51I mean...
09:55Interesting.
09:57It's always good to know how to hunt for your food.
10:00Now, can I have a volunteer?
10:02Anybody, anybody, anybody?
10:04Okay, fine.
10:04Louisa, step right up.
10:06You one.
10:07Step right up.
10:08Oh.
10:08Okay.
10:09Cool.
10:10Cool, cool, cool.
10:10There you go.
10:11Okay.
10:12All right.
10:14I want you to grip right here at the...
10:18The shaft?
10:19Right here?
10:20Feel the tension.
10:22I do.
10:23I feel it.
10:24I feel it.
10:26Now release.
10:30Okay.
10:30I did it.
10:31Good job.
10:33Good job.
10:33Wow.
10:33Good job, buddy.
10:35Good job.
10:36Let's hear it from Louisa.
10:37Good job, Louisa.
10:38I'm just saying, you know, ask her out.
10:41You had a nice romantic dinner at the Salty Breeze?
10:44Well, maybe not at the Salty Breeze.
10:45I hear people are getting sick.
10:46But somewhere else.
10:47No, she's kind of focused on her career.
10:50Oh.
10:50Life is too short to live in the friend zone, kiddo.
10:53Oh.
10:54The friend...
10:54Yeah.
10:55How do you know what that is?
10:56What?
10:57Oh.
11:00Look at him, poor guy.
11:04You can spare a few minutes.
11:06Come on.
11:08And now a doctor will do first aid.
11:10Finally.
11:11And it's Dr. Best.
11:13Okay, first I'll show you how to use a tourniquet.
11:16Uh, ladies, everyone over here.
11:18Okay, so now if everyone will just take a look right here.
11:22Right here.
11:23See me twisting.
11:25This way, ladies.
11:27You twist to provide pressure.
11:30You just look.
11:30Ladies, this way.
11:31You just provide enough pressure to block the arterial flow.
11:34It's really that simple.
11:36Excuse me.
11:37Ladies.
11:39Uh.
11:41How far up the leg does it go?
11:44I just explained it right here, Sally.
11:47I just told you.
11:48If you look at...
11:52This high.
11:55Oh.
11:57Now I understand.
11:58Now you understand?
11:59What was...
12:00It's right here.
12:03Thank you, doc.
12:05Ladies.
12:06One of the greatest dangers of being lost in the woods
12:08is hypothermia.
12:10Now if you don't have a fire,
12:12this is how you keep warm.
12:15First,
12:17you strip off your clothes.
12:20Okay.
12:22I need you to pretend with me
12:23that we're completely undressed.
12:26Mm-hmm.
12:28Okay.
12:28Good.
12:29Now.
12:30Huddle position.
12:31Very important to generate body.
12:33Okay.
12:34Mm-hmm.
12:34Okay.
12:35Arms under my arms.
12:36Head on my chest.
12:37Mm-hmm.
12:38On my chest.
12:42Seriously?
12:43Mm-hmm.
12:44Melt into me.
12:45I-I-that's...
12:45No, but I'm good on this.
12:46It's for today, Mr. Blaze.
12:48I'm gonna be in my car
12:48in case there's crime and stuff.
12:50Yeah, I think we got enough of that.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Good.
12:54Yeah.
12:55Good.
12:56Separate.
12:56Okay.
12:56I think we've got it.
12:57Yeah, I feel warmer.
12:59Yeah.
12:59Thanks.
13:00That was...
13:01Now, one last exercise.
13:05Oh, thank God.
13:06This is the dead man's carry.
13:08Now, I'm gonna need a volunteer,
13:10someone that I can carry on my...
13:12Please, please.
13:13Whoa!
13:15Oh, my God!
13:17Ah, my back!
13:19Oh, my God.
13:19Oh, God.
13:20Ladies, come on.
13:22Oh, God.
13:35I was gonna...
13:40what was that just a tree branch nothing on the window nothing
13:51ah i'm good doc really western medicine's not my thing let's rub a little willow bark on it
13:59the woods will heal me the woods cannot diagnose a fracture let's make sure those hands didn't
14:05crack a rib elaine why can't i see the images oh wi-fi is down can you fix it can
14:21you fix it elaine
14:22once again is my assistant it is by definition your job you should call al no he's really good
14:27with that stuff you should call bro she's a terrible assistant thank you i still don't like you most men
14:55don't
14:56oh hey doc i just fixed the door the door didn't need fixing it opens it closes what more do
15:01you need
15:01no no i don't want this and for the last time this is not my dog and then why is
15:11he sitting at your
15:11feet i have to go back to my patient since you're here fix the wi-fi
15:33doctor martin best christopher cliborne environmental health practitioner i just need you to sign here
15:41and here as the doctor who reported the possible foodborne illness see all up to code martin the most
15:48hygienic kitchen he's ever inspected in fact it's true really it's good news surprising with the pig
15:55running around the kitchen what ha ha no brother who you gonna believe no it's not a there's no oh
16:04my god
16:05oh no martin what have you done
16:23why does wi-fi wants to kill me i don't even know elaine mommy i am at work i already
16:31told you i'm not
16:31coming to the wedding honey i'm not here to see you i'm here to see that boss of yours really
16:36why are you
16:38sick i mean i don't care but i are you sick no you look too mad to be sick he
16:43shut down the salty
16:44breeze which means he shut down my wedding really i i mean really i know that you don't want me
16:53to get
16:53married well at least not to dum-dum but honey we're gonna get married whether it's saturday or next month
16:59whether it's at the salty breeze or town hall okay and what about dad
17:05i will love your father to the day that i die but i love dum-dum too oh my god
17:10now you got me saying
17:11it yeah because it's so very true elaine i love you so much but i need to speak with dr
17:18best okay he's
17:19with a patient right now then tell him i am furious with him for shutting down the salty breeze
17:24and i'm sure that i won't be the only one what seems to be the problem nothing i just thought
17:34i'd come here and give you a piece of my mind oh how generous you accept returns i take my
17:39daughter
17:39to the salty breeze every weekend for sunday sundays what am i supposed to do now i don't know maybe
17:55make them yourself you know where we're going martin we have to take brisket away you did this to us
18:07it's not personal okay it's protocol it's personal to us it's our life we defended you no matter what
18:13people say i don't care what people say well we do when what's his name called you a snob we
18:19said
18:19you what did we say culture we said you were cultured when everybody calls you horribly rude
18:24and you are you know you're horribly rude we say you're uniquely honest we have always had your back
18:31and this is how you repay us it's called loyalty martin but i guess that word doesn't mean anything
18:35to you i'm just adhering you have a farm animal wandering around a food preparation area how am i
18:43in the wrong here i'm a doctor i have a responsibility to this town i'm just trying to
18:48make sure that the food you're serving is safe to eat yeah well we've contested the health department's
18:52report and we're gonna fight this it's okay sweetie it's just until we figure things out at least you'll
18:58be with your friend paisley we thought you were one of us and i never even got to see blaze
19:04it's okay
19:04farm animal get out of here what's wrong with you
19:15is it true you got the salty breeze shut down i didn't the health is how could you do this
19:21to
19:21them i mean and just so you know i had a stomach bug last night and i didn't really how
19:25are you
19:25feeling now i'm fine but i was throwing up last night you need to rehydrate restore your electrolytes
19:30how much water have you had today i'll get you a lot i'm i'm good thank you what were your
19:35other
19:35symptoms a fever dizziness cramps chills diarrhea um uh things were going out the attic more than
19:46the basement understood and what did you eat at the salty breeze nothing i eat at genie's genie's
19:52that's what i'm trying to say to you hey you need to fix this that place is their whole lives
19:56you have
19:56to make this right louisa yes i'm gonna need a still sample
20:13whenever you're ready
20:17no rush
20:22this town has too many pigs
20:23oh hi doc heard you shut down the salty breeze
20:27i didn't the health inspector did oh keep your distance got a little stomach bug really when did
20:35it start around 11. i was blowing up the toilet all night i'm really pissed that i missed blaze
20:42that's the highlight of my year i'm assuming this is the aforementioned paisley no need for big words doc
20:49and you're teaching the youth of america well right now i'm piggy sitting because of you and briskets
20:55welcome anytime she wants they have play dates all the time anyways all the time yeah she was here a
21:00few
21:00days ago are they always this snotty no but maybe they have a little bug too now that i think
21:07about it
21:08do you mind if i yeah whatever floats your boat dock okay yes well you're good at that
21:16any cough no okay not swine flu no rashes not hoof and mouth probably not brucellosis although have you
21:26had any joint pain no everyone who has symptoms has come in contact with a pig
21:33except greg and george aren't sick okay if you're gonna keep talking to yourself can i go back to
21:37my toilet oh yes of course oh while you're at it um if you don't mind
21:52how did you learn how to do all this uh i don't know just taught myself i guess always been
21:57good
21:57with computers and stuff oh so you're like really smart
22:05do we have blazes x-ray yet almost doc send these off for immediate doctor thank you so so so
22:13much
22:14for what closing the salty breeze to be clear i didn't close the stupid wedding is postponed
22:21and dum-dum won't be my stepdad let me guess dum-dum is not his given name
22:30um thank you doc seriously that wedding would be the worst thing to ever happen to me
22:38all right wi-fi's fixed finally someone competent you know doc i was thinking maybe i could be your
22:45i.t guy around here i could come in between jobs with my dad to pay you so you could
22:50hang around and
22:51annoy me i'll pass wait no there's always something going wrong with the computers and he can digitize
22:56the old files oh fine but no giggling we don't giggle
23:06martin james best
23:11how could you how could i what george and craig have had brisket for 18 years and they've never had
23:17a
23:17problem before they keep that place as clean as a whistle did you not even think about that before you
23:23reported them did you even consider that you might ruin their lives they have a pig in a restaurant
23:29that's not my fault it's unsanitary the salty breeze is the heart of this town how do you not
23:37understand about the concept of community how could you be so heartless heartless i'm a doctor if people
23:44are getting sick don't give me that i have stood by you while you cancelled baked bean suppers and
23:51and broken innocent arms and treated the people here no better than the gum on the bottom of your shoe
23:56but now i've reached my limit now you have gone too far you have hurt people that i love and
24:04may have
24:04cost them their entire future and you don't even care that's not true right i care about keeping people
24:12safe i don't care about silly little festivals or games and gossip like everyone else in this town
24:17i can't you may be unhappy but that does not give you the right to go around tearing down everybody
24:25else's happiness you know maybe you don't belong here what's wrong with you
24:42so
25:09Elaine, get me Blaze, now!
25:21What? Why? What's wrong with him?
25:23No fracture. You see this widened mediastinum?
25:27Yes, doctor, I see this.
25:30He has an enlargement of the aortic area.
25:33Look, given his other symptoms, he might have a possible aortic dissection.
25:38I, I, what's a-
25:39It's a tear in the inner layer of the main artery.
25:41If the blood goes through the aortic wall, it could rupture and he would die immediately.
25:44I need Blaze's phone number right now.
25:45We don't have a number for him.
25:47Then give me his address.
25:48He doesn't have an address.
25:49Well, do you know where he lives?
25:51No.
25:51Does anyone know where he lives?
25:52No.
25:52Does anyone know anyone who might know where he lives?
25:54No. He lives off the grid, in the woods.
25:57How do you get in touch with him?
25:58We don't. Once a year, he comes to us.
26:01All right. Well, if he wants to live off the grid, then he's gonna die off the grid.
26:05Doc, you can't mean that.
26:07Wait. He walked out of my office, Elaine. Okay? Clearly he doesn't want to be found.
26:11How can you be so callous?
26:12What else am I supposed to do?
26:13You're a doctor, and he needs help.
26:16Sarah was right. What is wrong with you?
26:18You've heard all that?
26:20Not exactly soundproof walls in here, Doc.
26:24Fine.
26:24Fine.
26:26Do you have a better idea?
26:35Ta-da!
26:37Ta-da!
26:40Ta-da!
26:43Ta-da!
26:48Make no mistake.
26:49We will help you.
26:51But we are not happy with you right now.
26:53Right.
26:54All right. So, Blaze needs immediate medical attention.
26:57Keep him lying down.
26:59His heart rate cannot raise above 60 ppm.
27:02If you can find him, that is.
27:05All right, girls.
27:07Let's do this.
27:14Don't forget to adjust for magnetic variation.
27:1618 degrees west in Maine.
27:18We'll head northeast at 43 degrees.
27:20Radios to channel five.
27:21Puppy!
27:22Move out!
27:23Got this.
27:24Let's go, ladies.
27:25Standard grid search.
27:27We're coming, Blaze.
27:29They...
27:30They could always do this?
27:32Yep.
27:34But then why were they...
27:35You know nothing about women, Doc.
27:44Oh, these are his footsteps.
27:46We should go this way.
27:47Oh, okay.
27:47She's right.
27:48I'd know that sandalwood musk anywhere.
27:50Let's go.
27:51His man bracelet.
27:53Okay, that's it.
27:54There's no time to waste.
27:55We've got to go split up into groups of two.
27:58Move now.
27:58I'm not going with you.
28:00Me neither.
28:01Blaze!
28:03Search by yourself, Doc.
28:04Blaze!
28:06Blaze!
28:07Blaze!
28:07Blaze!
28:08I'll go with you.
28:09Blaze!
28:10Blaze!
28:11Okay.
28:12Blaze!
28:12Blaze!
28:14Blaze!
28:15Blaze!
28:22I guess, uh, people are pretty upset with you, aren't they?
28:26Again.
28:26Seems to be a specialty of mine.
28:29What I did was right.
28:32No matter what the angry mob thinks.
28:35Sometimes doing the right thing doesn't always mean following the rules.
28:39People are more complicated than that.
28:43You ever get tired of it?
28:46What?
28:47Being nice.
28:50All the time.
28:51Sometimes I just want to scream at people.
28:54Like Principal Holloway.
28:56But he has been sick, so I guess I should go easy on him.
28:58Wait, what?
29:00Yeah, he had that stomach bug too a couple days ago.
29:05Teens.
29:05Jeannie.
29:07Holloway.
29:07You.
29:08Does a man named Larry Jackson work at the school?
29:11Larry.
29:12The janitor.
29:13Yeah.
29:16It's coming from the...
29:17What?
29:18Yeah.
29:18Whoa!
29:19Oh!
29:20Louisa.
29:21Yeah.
29:21Are you okay?
29:23Yeah.
29:24Are you hurt?
29:25Are you...
29:26I'm...
29:31I'm...
29:32I'm great.
29:33Are you sure?
29:35I'm sure.
29:36I'm...
29:37I'm...
29:37I'm great.
29:42I'm great.
29:44I'm great.
29:46Oh, God!
29:47Ow!
29:48Oh!
29:49Oh, God!
29:50Ow!
29:51Oh, I'm so...
29:52It's your...
29:53It's your...
29:53What?
29:54It's your face.
29:55My face?
29:57No.
29:57My face!
29:58No!
29:58I don't...
29:59Gross!
30:00Gross!
30:00My face is...
30:01No!
30:01No, I...
30:01No, don't worry.
30:05We got Blaze.
30:06We got Blaze.
30:08We got Blaze!
30:13One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:19You got this, okay?
30:20One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
30:25We need to remove his shirt.
30:26Nine, ten.
30:34One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
30:38Ten, eight, nine, ten.
30:41One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
30:45Everybody clear.
30:46Okay.
30:53He's breathing.
30:55We need a stretcher.
30:59Wow.
31:00Okay.
31:01Everybody get together.
31:02Ready?
31:03Are we ready?
31:04One, two, three, lift!
31:06Wow.
31:06Yeah.
31:06Woo!
31:08Come on.
31:09Got it.
31:10Let's get you.
31:11Let them down.
31:12Do that.
31:13Yeah.
31:15Where am I?
31:16You're on your way to Bar Harbor Hospital.
31:18They're gonna be okay.
31:20Luis, when I'm through this, I know a great spot we could climb to.
31:26Would you watch the sunrise with me?
31:29With your heart, the only thing you're gonna be climbing is your couch.
31:32All right.
31:33Here we go.
31:34I don't have a couch.
31:36Bye, Blaze.
31:37Bye, Blaze.
31:38Bye, Blaze.
31:40Bye, Blaze.
31:40Bye, Blaze.
31:41Bye, Blaze.
31:42Congrats, ladies.
31:43We did it.
31:44Yeah.
31:44We did.
31:45We did.
31:47Wish we could get a drink at the Salty Breeze.
31:50But, um, sure feels good to save something, doesn't it?
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:57Sure does.
32:07I need your help.
32:22Um, I'm gonna check the other fridge.
32:24Okay.
32:44Well, that confirms it.
32:47Can we make this short?
32:49I was right in the middle of some afternoon delight with my bride-to-be.
32:52That's...
32:53No.
32:53We didn't.
32:54Until I was rudely interrupted by the same man that ruined our wedding.
32:58Wait.
33:01You're a dum-dum?
33:03Excuse me?
33:07These expired hamburger patties are the source of the food poisoning.
33:11Every person that got sick has confirmed they've eaten the school hamburgers in the past few days.
33:15And, boy, were they rubbery.
33:16I mean, I could only get in a few bites.
33:18I had to put ketchup all over them.
33:19Just as sorry.
33:20Continue.
33:20Given the date on the wrapping, I suspect you were fully aware you were serving expired meat to your students
33:26and staff.
33:28Oh.
33:30It's barely expired.
33:31It was barely expired.
33:32Just a few days.
33:33I thought it would be okay.
33:34You thought it would be okay to serve expired meat?
33:37Well, I've had to stretch out the food supply because of funding cuts.
33:40I am under a lot of pressure, okay?
33:43My fridge is full of expired food.
33:45Milk.
33:46Yogurt.
33:47Salmon.
33:48That's disgusting.
33:49Don't do that.
33:50It tastes mostly fine.
33:52I'm sure they don't.
33:53Oh, no.
33:53Don't.
33:53Don't.
33:54That's not good.
33:54I'm so sorry.
33:55You know, you really are a dum-dum.
34:03He's not the only one?
34:25What are you doing?
34:27I'm getting corn for the wedding.
34:29How can you get corn at a time like this?
34:31We have a wedding to put on and I need grilled scallops with miso corn salad for 50.
34:35Can't we just be happy that they let us reopen?
34:37Of course they let us reopen.
34:39We didn't get anyone sick.
34:40The school did.
34:42What are we going to do about brisket?
34:43Gigi, baby.
34:44She can't stay at Jeannie's forever.
34:46What if she chokes on a twig or gets in a fight with Paisley?
34:49Oh, brisket can take Paisley.
34:53I had a nightmare that Jeannie threw a luau and brisket was the...
34:58Oh, no, no, oh, no. I know, I know.
35:01It's not the same without her.
35:03So maybe we can just...
35:05What?
35:06...bring her back and keep her upstairs.
35:08No, no.
35:09If the health inspector returns, we could get shut down forever.
35:12So we have to choose between the salty breeze and brisket.
35:16Look, we'll think of something.
35:18Okay.
35:18Maybe we'll build a shed outside.
35:20A shed?
35:22Like she's some farm animal.
35:24You're right.
35:25It's beneath her.
35:29It's Martin.
35:31Bleh!
35:33Hey.
35:35You did?
35:37What?
35:37She can?
35:38What?
35:39How?
35:40What?
35:53Hey there!
35:56Hi!
35:57Hi!
35:58Yes!
35:59No.
36:16Nice...
36:22What in the name of?
36:30I'm guessing this is about the...
36:31I just can't believe it's actually happening.
36:36I'm going to have a stepdad.
36:38Yes, you are.
36:40You better get going.
36:42Floor's filthy, especially with that dog running around.
36:45I wish that you had met my dad.
36:49He was so goofy and adventurous.
36:55And now it's like he doesn't exist.
37:00And how could she choose him also?
37:04Like, how could she choose Dumb Dumb?
37:08Love is blind, I guess.
37:11Ugh.
37:12Ugh.
37:23I can't go to the wedding.
37:26I can't...
37:30pretend to be happy when I'm so sad.
37:37Because if I go, then it's like...
37:43Like I've replaced him too.
38:03I know it feels that way, but it's not true.
38:10How would you know?
38:15I lost my sister when I was six.
38:19Oh.
38:21She was so...
38:24annoying.
38:28Yeah.
38:30Constantly teasing me.
38:33You know, big sister.
38:39But, um...
38:41Yeah, she was my best friend.
38:47You miss her?
38:49Mm-hmm.
38:52Yeah, every day.
38:58So how do you, like...
38:59You just have to keep going.
39:01No.
39:04No.
39:05I promise you, nobody can ever replace your father.
39:28Okay.
39:36Fine.
39:40I'm going to do one of these.
39:45That'll be good.
39:46That feels...
39:47Yep, I'm just going to...
39:49Oh, good God.
39:58Could you...
39:59No.
40:01Absolutely not.
40:02Just for the...
40:04No.
40:04Just help me get there.
40:06No.
40:06You don't have to stay.
40:20Thanks.
40:29Oh, no.
41:02Oh, no.
41:05Oh, no.
41:10It's adorable.
41:51Please be seated.
42:15Well, it seems like somebody pulled some strings.
42:19Well, I might have made a few calls.
42:22Well, aren't you just full of surprises?
42:25Well, they did receive a perfect health inspection score.
42:28As long as brisket stays out of the kitchen, there shouldn't be a problem.
42:32All I'm saying is sometimes, perhaps, maybe, rules are made to be bent.
42:38And now everybody can go back to the salty breeze.
42:41Marty.
42:44You did good.
42:46Thank you for making the call.
42:51Mom.
42:54Oops.
42:56Oh, sorry, Doc.
42:58That's it.
42:59That's it.
43:00I'm buying new shoes.
43:03Come on, honey.
43:04I feel better.
43:05Oh, good.
43:06I'll hold your hair.
43:09Action Man.
43:13Show us what you're made of.
43:17Action Man.
43:21Film around.
43:24Face ever ready.
43:28The fantastic future.
43:32Action Man.
43:35Action Man.
43:36Action Man.
43:37Action Man.
43:38Action Man.
43:39Action Man.
43:41Action Man.
43:43Action Man.
43:45Watson.
43:46Liverpool.
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